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Teachers Share The Most Ridiculous Excuses They've Heard That Turned Out To Be True (r/AskReddit)
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- I feel bad for these teachers... Imagine being a teacher and a student saying one of these excuses and it actually turns out to be true
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What's the best excuse you've ever heard in school?
Redditors “I didn’t do my homework because it’s HOME work so I kept it at home if you wanted me to take it to school you should of named it school work”
Redditors my cat ate my homework and hid it under the dresser. English teacher didn’t believe me until the next day, when a chewed on, claw-marked, paper with a streak of furniture polish landed on her desk.
I got full credit upon supplying a picture of my one year old cats, Sparta (the culprit) and Alex.
At my school we had a 3 rd period class that would get switched each day i accidentally spent a portion of the class in the wrong place thinking it was Thursday and not Friday but i was new and easily confused so the teacher let it slide after confirmation from the other classroom teacher
I'm not a teacher but a student; MY DOG LITERALLY AT MY BOOKS AND HOMEWORK (primary school, Australia)and my dog was a pupper then.
(Year or two ago)
that mom ripping up her kid's homework is just straight up immaturity and abuse.
acowinthebarn I see that as an absolute win, no homework
Tyler Walsh not really, she completes it but have it destroyed after is not a win.
Also that probably is not the only thing the mother does to that kid.
shat mom shouldnt have custody of that kid smfh. you just dont do that to a kid ESPECIALLY your own. straight up said 'thats fucked up' out loud when i read it
Well let me meet you to a person i know..
*uses dark mode*
*has a bright ass transition*
that dang flashbang
*Triggered*
"he"
8 cops having a stand off with a moose is the most Canadian thin I’ve heard
Edit: thanks for all the likes most I had
Captain Price no here in Canada you just let the moose live there and apologize to it for inconveniences.
@@Grumpycub Canadians this is basically them
Cyril BLed AnimationNation you can live in Canadians?
@@Extreme11 wut
Cyril BLed AnimationNation You tried to correct the other dude when you had no need to correct him :/
that last guy sounds like a badass.
Yep
What an absolute legend excuse me while I write this paper while I create a plan and excute it to break into a prison and flee the country on the teachers schedule like damn.
@@suddencrysis3134 I think they were bailed out
@@limeinajacket8122 I'm not so sure, I would like yo believe that they are a heist master in disguise and it adds that unreliability and let's be honest if you could you would.
He's like John wick if instead of a master killer he was a master rescuer and student
The last guy is amazing!! Rescued his family from a dictatorship and hand in his work on time.
Dude put all my years in school and my life in shame all at once.
@@Cramblit me too.
A moose on the lawn?
Where else does this happens?
Try Canada?
Alaska
There are moose in our yard all the time.
Utah
New york State, Adirondacks
Well now a moose appeared in the comments
As a Canadian I APROVE THIS JOKE CANADIAN TRUE
I have two such stories. One, I was the student, and another was a friend of mine. In my case, my house was robbed. This was in 1998. They took my N64, my piggy bank, and they took my backpack (which had schoolbooks and homework in it) to hold the N64 and all the cords, controllers, and games. They also tried to kill my cat by throwing him out the window with the blinds string tied as a noose around his neck, but he slipped through. They also burned my bedsheets with cigarettes, and pissed on my bedroom floor.
My friend's story (fast forward to 2002, the 10th grade) is one where he was in the process of doing his homework at his uncle's house as his parents were doing a romantic weekend in Vegas. His uncle's neighbor was an abusive, drunken asshole and started randomly kicking things around his yard, then wandered over to my friend's uncle's house and started kicking the door. He kicked the door open and started yelling at my friend and his uncle. The uncle tried to get him out of the house and told my friend to call the police. The uncle had to restrain the neighbor because he started trying to make a beeline for my friend to stop him from calling the cops. That was when the neighbor pulled out a pocketknife and stabbed the uncle in the throat...then promptly ran away. My friend had started driver's ed, and one of the requirements was CPR, so my friend had read a bunch of stuff about stopping bleeding, and aiding breathing. He ended up saving his uncle's life by applying pressure to the throat wound for long enough for the EMTs to show up and take over. Needless to say, he was able to turn in his homework a full week later after handling reporting stuff to the police and just dealing with all of that shit. My friend ended up becoming an EMT himself later on.
Damn.
NOT THE CAT
ANYTHING BUT THE CAT! KILL THE FAMILY!! NOT THE CAT
@@Humdudgeon wtf are u sane? it's a serious matter, no time for memes.
@@devische1092 i was sad because they hurt the cat is there something wrong with that?
The uncle in the second story is VERY similar to my dad. Except for the kicking thing.
Some people can have a dude with gunshot wounds in front of them but not believe they were assaulted and that just makes me dumbfounded to how brickdeaded people can be(in both ways)
Still bummed about a guy who showed up to work the next day after a no-call, no-show and he said he house burned down. Boss thought it was bullshit until he saw it on the local news.
lmao... now THAT is a new one.. a teachers dog eating the homework of a students...
Eternally Angelic it happened to our tests in 4 th grade and our teacher gave us As
@@GabbeSilva-zf9db same only it was in 5th for me
Same only it was last week 8th grade btw
Not to me but to my friends projects
7th grade drama teacher... i got depressed when everyone got a free 100 except for me because mine survived
Me: *does homework*
Mom: *rips off homework*
Also mom 1 hour later: Do your homework!
This is what the worst mom ever on the whole planet earth would do.
I had an English teacher who I became fairly close with in high school, though we aren’t in touch currently. Frequently ate lunch in her room out of not having any other options. Really became something of a therapist to me a lot of those times; somewhere between an older sibling, another mother sort of figure, and a “cool aunt” (a legitimate one) all in one. Found me wandering around the halls one day when I was supposed to be in class and in a very emotionally distraught place, just wound up breaking down in front of her, and even confiding in her that I’d been having suicidal thoughts. Once on the only possible day to hand in the paper we had been given SO MUCH advance warning and preparation time for, I asked her if she would believe that I had printed it out that morning but still managed to leave it at home somehow. She said yes without batting an eye. I wasn’t diagnosed with ADHD until I was 20.
jesus what a roller coaster
My dog ate my homework
He was less than 2 years old and was still teething, he saw my homework and thought it was a snacc
This happened to me in third grade! I literally came into class crying with the scredded scraps I had managed to salvage 😂
MoltenMiner
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
That homework is a snacc
@@megalaplace4414 awww man I wanted to say that
*with a double C*
Happened at me during junior high school.
The look of disbelief of my teacher hurts
Bring in the router just to dunk on her teacher who didnt believe her, goddamn what a power move
"And he still turned in the paper on time." That dude is a freaking HERO.
i would assume the "plane into a building in NY" thing in one of the excuses was in 2001. 9/11 never forgotten
Never forget**
Srr but OoOoOof✈🏢🚑
Funny thing is I forgot 9/11
Are you even American
Zack Camacho
If you're replying to me
Then yes I am American it's just I forgot about 9/11
Redditors: uses dark mode so people watching at night dont get blinded
Also Redditors: _TrAnSiTiOn TiMe_
9:11
"My goat ate my homework"
*This is Afghanistan*
uhh i dont think that is a good time stamp for what you are saying
@@ricktheweeb5382 what was the time frame shit.
Oh wait wrong one nvm
“Boss, that’s a wild goat...”
@@Extreme11 i think she means cuz 911, and i think 911 the accident was done by someone of that area
"I got a notification that my TV fell on my cat", cats use phones or something. I actually laughed
I lied and said my stomach hurted. To leave school
Turns out I had a stomach virus
Omg me too! My teacher didn’t believe me because other students where also saying that but she bitterly sent me and found out I was sent home and couldn’t come to school for a week
@@andreatorres6211 *Pixels forming text causing you to believe i have experienced that exact same thing*
dude this thing happened to me too!
I had to excuse myself from an 3 hour long Comerce class (summer course) because
"I had to pick up my Daughter from elementary"
Teacher didn't belive me, until I picked her up, came back to campus to turn in her class assingment, the look on her face when I turned in my papper and my kid was holding my hand was priceless.
My Gf is 20, I'm 21, my kid is 8. Yes, I know.
You had a kid at 13 wtf
Good for you staying with the baby mama
@@gstreetbandz5304 Yes.
did you adopt her cause im thinking that is what you did
If your girlfriend is a year younger, then she was pregnant at 12??
Why is it unbelievable that a NASA scientist showed a kid a better way to do homework?
Because he has no-known relation to any NASA scientists, if your friend, with no relation to a NASA scientist, said such would you believe it without question? they weren't saying they thought a NASA scientist wouldn't know a better way, they were saying they thought he wouldn't know a NASA rocket scientist
Vamprismicpower anonymous r/woooosh
@@oliviacain7788 lol idiot
@@vamprismicpower8741 I would believe it without question. Heck, a NASA scientist taught me how to do CAD in high school. If a random friend at school said they learned math from a NASA scientist, I'd be like "k whatever."
It has just occured to me that, with NASA Goddard and the Applied Physics Lab both being within 30 min from my house, it is very normal for everyone to know NASA scientists. Like 5 people at my church work at NASA; it doesn't seem any more rare than knowing someone who works at Olive Garden. But I guess that's not the case everywhere.
My math teacher in 5th grade told me one of the 6th graders (he taught both 5th and 6th) said that "His dad ate his homework"
he didn't
but
thats the worst excuse ever
Canadian moose:
ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?
The last guy is a beast for doing all that AND getting his homework done
I couldn’t do an assignment over thanksgiving break that required an interview of a family member (I was gonna interview my grandpa) and I couldn’t do it bc my grandpa died about 12 hours after thanksgiving. I submitted my eulogy instead and my English teacher at the time, the sweetheart that she is, have me an A and cried at my speech.
I really hope that the teacher who had the a student's mother destroying her kid's homework out of spite reported her. Abusive parents should not be tolerated.
3:36 SAMMY! No! Don't worry, Dean will bring you back!
The Great Gatsby story was funny for me because I had the same problem, just worse. Same book. My rabbit was upset that I was reading instead of playing with him. I was also lying on the floor, clear playing position, by his reckoning, so it was my fault. First he tried to pull the book away, then turn the pages. Then he sat on it but I just pushed him off. So he came up, lifted his tail, and peed all over it. He got my attention....
My English teacher had never had a school book destroyed "because my rabbit peed all over it"... I had to pay for a replacement book, but she got a good story out of it. She would tell it each year when handing out Gatsby, cause when I was a Senior a Freshmen said, "oh you're the one with the rabbit."
Same happened to my sister's homework thanks to my dog.
About the 9/11 my dad actually was in a hotel there he survived miraculously and this is actually true although one of his acquaintances died in 9/11
8:55 hm, I wonder what day that was. I guess we'll never know...
**9/11 flashbacks**
@@torch5817 *bush has left the chat*
9:05 * I was the student
* My goat ate my homework
* I had to bring the goat to prove I had a goat*
PRICELESS!
That guy in the last one is a legend
I ate the homework.
Because you said it was a piece of cake.
6:39
I had a friend in 5th grade who's dog literally ate her homework too. I'm not even joking.
She came into the classroom with taped up pieces of homework with a little bit of slobber on them and read the answers aloud when the teacher called on her to. You could obviously see this girl was determined to get her homework done even when the dog ate it.
Needless to say, I think the whole classroom was baffled at this girl's determination to get her homework to school on time.
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly he ain't giving your homework bacc
I have a similar story.
In high school, it was mandatory to go to the graduation ceremony, but in all four years in high school, three of them I didn’t go was because of a club (not associated with the school at all) swim meet. Naturally I told the dean beforehand, who didn’t believe me, so she asked for my coach’s number. She called, heard the coach’s voice, then hung up. She then followed with this:
“Oh... you’re coach was my scary gym teacher.”
Needless to say, I was able to swim later.
I had a pet squirrel in 6th grade, that squirrel pissed on a take home test of mine...
6:58, same, just this was 6th grade and it was about weather, my paper was on my desk and my dog jumped up and snatched my paper and when I went to class, I told my teacher and I thought they wouldn’t believe me, turns out my mother emailed my teacher and she was cool about it.
What I wanna know
*HOW DOES ONE MELT A ROUTER???*
IDK MAN
THROW IT IN LAVA?
FUCK IT!,LET'S GO TO A VOLCANO
so the real plot twist to the story is that the girl intentionally took a match to the router just to see if she could trick her teacher
*i had to bring in my goat to prove I had a goat*
I got a B+ in math because my teacher forgot to grade my hw, at the end of the quarter I looked at my grades and it said 4/7 hw complete when I had done all my hw, he then says I was gone for a couple days or late but my report card said that I wasn't absent at all and that I was tardy once in band. Then he tells me "oh well, too late now"
My cat once shit on my homework and I had to bring it in and show my teacher
LOL! ilove the dog story! i had a friend back in 5th grade that had a dog, and me and him were at a sleepover at his house, and we woke up to see his dog mauling at our homework
Once my dog actually eat my art homework the day before it was due in, my teacher didn't believe me until I gave her my ripped up piece of paper.
I was in high school and I was having weekly dentist appointments for a few months because my teeth were really screwed up. I brought in notes from the dentist themself and the teacher didn't believe me. She just kept pressing me to tell her the "real" reason I was missing class until I was in tears.
Did your parents ever talk to this teacher?
@@alicewilloughby4318 multiple times
My classmate's dog literally ate her homework. She put it back together.... Mr.J was hysterical!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean, I said my homework had been eaten by my guinea pig. It had been and my teacher called up my mother to, indeed, find out it had been.
ooh that last story was definitely an action movie
My dog peed on my homework’s teacher was about to give me detention
No one:
People of reddit: *Not a teacher but...*
Watching this is my dark bedroom who else hates the white flashes every few minutes
Guy: "I have to go."
Other guy: "why?"
Guy: "my tv fell on my cat."
Me: if i had a cat and my tv fell on it i would bolt out to make sure he/she is ok or to at least be with her/him is his/her dying moments.
At the end of a high school day I got insanely sick with some kind of virus. Like sitting in a bathroom for an hour crying. I call my mom, she takes me to the doctor by which time I’m already feeling a little bit better, “no it’s not appendicitis, most of the people coming in with whatever this is throw up, I’m impressed you never did. Go home, don’t eat much food, *do not* drink milk, relax, go to bed, you should sleep it off.” I remember my mom emailing my history professor (God’s gift to my school) saying I would not be doing my homework tonight as I was sick as a dog and supposed to go to bed. My professor was like “oh shoot. Don’t even worry about that assignment. Just feel better.”
Nobody:
My teacher:
*nice excuse. Won’t work for me though.*
My high school is lowkey inspired by military culture, one of the ‘tradition’ that have been adapted to our school is ‘commando eating’ (literal translation lol), where someone usually a teacher or upperclassmen count until a few minutes and we have to finish our meal.
There were a lot of new students saying they have allergy and can’t eat the meals provided probably bcs they don’t want to stuff foods ina few minutes. One of the upperclassmen got annoyed and joked “is there anyone else who have allergy? maybe one of you have rice allergy?” I’m asian so we eat rice everyday, no way there is an asian who can’t eat rice right?
and there is actually a kid in my class who raise his hand lol, he have a problem in his disgestive system and can’t process rice properly.
The last one was awesome and also with the kid whose dog died. Shame on those teachers
On 8:54, I can guess the date of that class, sadly
When i was in elementary school, my brother (who was in pre k at the time) had MAJOR anger issues and would often kick and hit me and my parents (mostly me) when he got mad. Now me, being the smart little girl i was, and still am, did very well on my math homework, so i would be doing extra credit math on my spare time. But, my brother would rip it up in anger. All of my teachers knew about him, so my math teacher agreed she would give me her number and i would send her a picture of the work just after ive finished it so my brother couldnt rip it up. Now its a funny story i tell sometimes and i still keep in contact with my math teacher to this day!
At the start of the year
“No excuses for not bringing your homework, I don’t want to hear that your dog ATE your homework” now she was old and I’d recently got a pup KelpieXbordercollie afew the next term
“My dog ate my homework”
Her “yeah sure”
Showed her my homework
Her “okay do it on paper
4:13 Canada. Maine. New Hampshire(where I live).
I live in NH too lol, you're like the first person I've seen from NH on yt lol.
And that became known as 9/11
This kinda fits with the subject but not really I was in class and my teacher was lectureing us about how there is no excuse to not do your homework other people gave crappy excuses but when she asked me I said I was at a funeral and she wouldn't stop apologizing
TL:DR teacher lectures us about home I give good reason and she apologizes a lot
Similar story to the “dog ate my homework” but a little different.
It was my *parakeet* ;-; I turned in a paper with holes everywhere thanks to his pecking and since my writing is literally the tiniest thing on Earth, the holes took out the letters and so it wasn’t even legible T^T I had to show a photo of my bird and a video of him doing this to lots of other papers in the house -_-
I know I’m late but we were camping sitting next to a fire and I’m doing my homework because I had school tomorrow (this was on the weekend) and I leave to go to the little campsite bathrooms they have and when I’m done washing my hands all I see is a burning paper in the fire. I had spent almost 40 minutes looking up the paper and stuff. It kinda broke my heart seeing it burn
wow, that last student was badass is all i can say...rescued family members and STILL turned paper in on time
Student: "Godzilla ate my homework"
Teacher: "well, crap."
My freshman year of college I got really sick and had to go to the ER because I was dehydrated. As I was getting my IV put in my best friend walks in, sits in the chair beside me, and sends our squad leader a selfie with me looking utterly unimpressed (and miserable) in the background. He got out of lab because he said he had to drive me when my mom was the one who took me.
Not a teacher, but this happened to my friend. In year 3 (grade 2), my friend came in and told our teacher that her dog had ate her homework. The teacher got really mad until my friends mom came in with a half eaten homework. The teacher was surprised 😂😂
Goddamn, that guy who's only remaining family that was a dog that died while he was in the military.... That breaks my heart.
my dog tore up my homework in like first grade, we did the same thing, brought its remains and got it free
Hey lad! Music is a bit quiet, I can still hear the text! Turn it up lad!
I had a friend in highschool who would contantly pull bs with the teachers because they didnt understand technology. He had two project our senior year that "were deleted or corrupted because the flash drive malfunctioned while transferring the files." I dont blame teachers for not immediately believing students. That same friend essentially flunked out of college because none of the professors took his dumb excuses when it came to actual work being done. A lesson that he would have much better off learned in highschool when it wasnt costing him 10k a year.
It was my very true excuse, my brother locked our cats in our kitchen and they couldn't get out to pee. That night I decided to do my homework in my dinning room, which is connected to my kitchen through a doorway(no door). I left it in there and when I came downstairs my homework was very wet and my cat was sat next to it looking very smug. The homework was due the first lesson... I had to tell my teacher before class started that my cat pissed in my homework, she just laughed and said yeah right. I knew this would happen so I opened my bag and pulled out the wrecked homework in a zip locked bag. She gave me pitty and let me off.
When I was 5th grade my dog and my monkey (who "runs" the house and hates to go into his cage in the backyard) first played and the ate my homework book, told my teacher he got all mad. The next day I took him the book his face was priceless.
Is no one else upset that he uses dark theme but his transition is bright asf and blinds people at 3 am
4:37 sounds suspicious because it sounds like my classmate who said he went to see a family member who was a rapper
He Protecc
He ATTac
But most importantly dog find a good snacc
A dog did eat my homework bit right through the corner of my folder and devoured all my homework
I was in 3rd grade xd
My cat tried to eat my homework while I was doing it 😪
Lili Bean it feels bad doesn’t it xd?
My kittens were teething all at the same time and I forgot my homework on my table. I come back in the morning and it’s shredded in to pieces with my kittens looking at it and playing with the pieces. My teacher didn’t believe me when I said my cats ate my homework. She laughed and said she’s never heard that one before then scolded me for ripping up my homework cause I didn’t want to do it. I tried to tell her that if you look you can see the problems were done but she wouldn’t look and gave me a zero.
One of my classmate in my highschool was absent for a week n when he was back he wrote "i was absent for a week due to leg misplaced" and the administration read it out loud in the morning assembly .... This was an epic moment because that guy had both of his legs
I don't have a dog, I have 2 cats, the oldest one when she was a kitten just LOVED to shred my and my sibling's homework. She used to claw at any large piece of paper and then nibble the corners and rip them with her tiny sharp teeth.
Now lemme tell you, no one ever believes a person that says their cat destroyed their homework. My mom even had to make a letter for me to pass around to the teachers just because of how bizarre that sounds.
An old classmate of mine missed school one day. That is nothing unusual for him, but his excuse is! He said, that he burned down by accident the home of a friend of him while the father of the friend was still inside. The father got out but his friend ran inside to save the PS4. He said that the police believe he and his friend burned it down because they wanted to. It was known that he sometimes tells lies so nobody was sure if that is true. A week later told us our favourite teacher that another teacher told him the story of a house that burned down last week with the name of the place. Our teacher asked the classmate for the name of the town where the house burned down. The classmate confirmed it was the same name.
My story:
What is the sine been in middle school absolutely crucial we had done. And me being the forgetful type I left it at school. Anyway just so happens that night before I left my backpack at a restaurant. No big deal went to school without it. My mom ended up dropping it off later that day and The secretary decided to relay the story to my teacher. This one kid in my class, Colin overheard them talking. Later a different teacher is chewing me out for not having that homework assignment done. Colin pipes up “she left her backpack at Pizza Hut!” It was definitely humiliating but I got out of the assignment so it’s worth it.
I was once late to school, because I missed the bus, which came ten minutes too early. My teacher didn't believed me of course, until she heard the same story of several other teachers from other students. Every student had to take the same bus, just different stations. Some students saw the bus driving to early and kinda couldn't catch up. One student even took a photo of the bus from further away with his mobile phone, because he was pissed af. Later on the teacher came to me and said:" well, it seems you didn't lie to me. It seemed to me like an excuse, but even so I'm sorry".
What pisses me off about my dad is I have a good excuse that’s not even considered one, I’m just arguing my point. And he says no excuses
That last one tho. What a hero.
One kid in my class a while back didn't do any of his homework. Said he had taken an arrow in the knee. He plays a lot of TES V: Skyrim so the teacher (and the students) thought he was joking. He actually had an arrow hole in his knee from the day before.
"Where else would this happen?"
I think you've failed to learn that this is more than common in Canada. YES, I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS. Moose show up all the time for a quick "hey"..
How much do you wanna bet the first excuse was the kid lying on the spot
Kid watches news: well shit, that worked out
Student: I brought in a sheet that had the bottom half was missing. My dog ate it and the only reason the teacher believed me is because there were teeth marks.
Before In primary someone's excuse was that a seagull had shit on the homework on the way to school and he put the book in the bin outside, the teacher obviously didn't believe him so he went outside and pulled his homework out of the bin and came back.
The one about the senior riding the lawn mower to school is SCARILY close to what happened on my last day of school... Several kids rode their tractors and lawn mowers to school, wearing cutoff daisy dukes and cowboy hats.... Hmm..
I protecc
I attacc
But most importantly
My homework aint a snacc...
Dogs😒
I had a Guinea pig that is now dead sadly... middle school and he ate my math homework, I told my teacher and she said it was a nice excuse but she didn't believe me... she called my mom and in the middle of class my teacher came up to me and said, "You can still get full credit since it was the truth."
In 1st grade I was already getting late for school and on the news there was a bomb threat in an area right next to our school so my parents thought of not sending me. (I live like 3-4 blocks away from my school and this is in the block next to my school). I showed up to school two hours late and told the teacher that there was a man attacking some house nearby, she gave me that ‘yeah right look’ and my class started laughing. She asked me to sit down and ‘BANG’ the bomb blew up, breaking most of our school buildings windows.
Every body believes me after that
5:13 has me crying 😂😂😂
my friend had her essay taken away by a crow. if she hadn't been smart enough to take a video of that bird flying away with her homework i don't think anybody would have believed her.
That last one is a superhero origion story.