Teachers Share Best "Smart-Ass" Response They've Ever Heard From A Student In School (r/AskReddit)
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- r/AskReddit Teachers Reveal Best "Smart-Ass" Response They've Ever Heard From A Student. Sickest student teacher burns.
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Teacher: There are no stupid questions
Kid in my fifth period: is that a challenge?
it's shayna my teacher said “there are no dumb questions” on the first day of school just so he could say “I used to think there were no dumb questions” when a kid says a weird and stupid question.
Teacher: Only stupid people
Lol I laughed at this so much cause I said this a couple months ago and my teacher just said no just stupid people and I just said TRUUUUUU
yes lol
me gr5:****
Teacher: I’ve been teaching longer than your parents have been alive
My friend: My dad is 60
Sierra Sammy technically the teacher isn’t wrong
@@nightmareeyes4116 lmao a white knight
The people are taking the dead dad thing as a joke and seriously. I'm confused if its real or not
My dad is still at the shop for milk... Ain't been back since.
KazzyV2 same my dad went to grocery store to get hot Cheetos but he ain’t back ain’t
Every teacher gangsta till the student who was sleeping the whole time got the highest score.
he's ascended to god status
@@FirstnameLastnames 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I once did this in english class (im not from a english speaking country) i got Better grades than the teacher did when he was my age 👌
Bro I did this for a algebra class passed my final exam with a 101 when I tell u this guy was pissed.
@Texsic the one place where he should be restricted the most is also the most freedom he has
In my freshman philosophy class, we were discussing language etc. The instructor said: "A double negative is always a positive. but a double positive is never a negative". From the back of the class, someone drawled: "yeah, yeah".
took me a second to understand
"yeah, right"
I don't get it
@@shade5616 You can can "I didn't not go to the store" and it cancels out, meaning you did go to the store. Didn't and Not are the negative words. The instructor was trying to point out that you can't use positives in the same way, since "I did did go to the store" is nonsense. The student then used sarcasm to make 2 positive words mean something negative, being dismissive of the teacher and proving them wrong in the same breath. Episode 56 of the free podcast Lingthusiam covers this topic under the title of negation, if you are interested in learning more.
@@ariadne0w1 thanks
My maths teacher used to call out people saying “stop talking and flirting during my class” she once said it to 2 guys and they turned around in sync saying “that’s gay, we ain’t into that” at graduation they announced they were dating
Plot twist
Top 10 Most Unexpected Ending. Number 10...
Good for them!
Awwee-
That's adorable TvT
Oh snap lol
Student: "Man, that's gay"
Teacher: "Honey, expand your word power, use your vocabulary. Choose a different adjective."
Student: "Okay, that's homosexual"
Student after saying that: gantlemen
one time we were in class playing a game called "who is most likely" and one of the questions was who is most likely to be gay and the teacher found out and said that that is technically a hate crime and sent all of us to the office
*No, it's double gay.*
@@grey9422 ah, sjw teachers at their finest...
I hugged my bvro in the hallway and the meme Lord of the class went "seems kinda gay to me", teacher redacted almost the same, he deadass went "seems slightly homoerotic to me" the best thing is I'm gay and he's bi and we've been on/off flirting for over a year lmao
My teacher once called on me in class, I guess she thought she could catch me off guard as I was very tired looking, but hey, I was listening. Anyways, she calls me to answer, and I started to speak, you know, like actually give the answer, when my brain just stopped. I stopped like speaking and I didn't know what to think, so I continued with "Ma'am, My Brain has just flown off to space, it'll be back soon, just give it a second."
"Signal Unstable, Now reconnecting"
LMAO
Warning brain ejected
Catch it before it flies away
Lmao-
Same
when i was in 7th grade, i missed 2 days of school because my grandma passed away and i went out of town for her funeral. well the next day i came to class, teacher started screaming at me, saying i’d better have a good reason for skipping class. i looked her in the eyes and said, “does a funeral count?” and the look of shock on her face was priceless. my mother contacted her later that day with a very ✨aggressive✨email. :)
sad
I saw something like this except the teacher said "someone better have died (they had missed like a week) for you to miss this much class" The student replied, "Does my dad count?" You can imagine how that went over
See this is why I usually would tell my teachers “hey a family member died so I won’t be here for a while” instead of just disappearing, it’s not ok that the teacher attacked them like that, but they also could’ve taken steps to ensure that didn’t happen
@@ravengray3095 yeah, but maybe it was something that just got overlooked in the chaos?
Maybe her mom thought they had contacted the school, or they did contact the school and the office forgot to tell the teacher?
Our school has a policy that you need to let them know ON THE DAY OF ABSENCE that your child will not be attending today. I thought that is the norm. It should be. It would save both parties from stupid situations like that. Teacher screaming at student is not ok though. And vice versa.
ONE TIME THIS TEACHER SAID “WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. ITS FINE”
ONE KIDS ACTUALLY SCREAMED “YEAH I CAN TELL YOUR PARENTS MADE MANY”
power bender 3 (with an echo) YES SHE DOES
@@QS1597 oof this made me wheeze lmao
Jyotsina Chhabria glad it did
QuickScope1597 I’m a girl but okay😂😂😂
irish flamingos edited
A friend told me this:
Teacher: school is your second home
Friend: it's my second home? I'm selling it
lmao
You think your home would feed you better tho
That's the reason I used to do my homework at school
777 likes
pXD
My friend once told me that during a physics exam, he got a question along the lines of “demonstrate an example of resistance.” and he answered “No.”
The teacher was both pissed and pleased with the answer that she decided to let him get away with it.
It was a good answer after all, he understood what resistance meant.
Wait why is he denying the question?
*_OH_*
@@Despair_Bagelwe need a subreddit called r/kindawooshed for moments like these
*resistance 100*
We also need more guns to eliminate redditers🔫
I was in my 9th grade English class. We were practicing for the midterm which would include questions on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird". One of my friends was asked what state the book took place in. She didn't know, so I chimed in and shouted from across the classroom "think incest". The whole class including our teacher broke out into laughter. But, the funniest thing is she guessed Alabama correctly after my hint.
This is a great reference.
With your permission
Do you mind if I use your story in a video?
@@HasufelyArod yes
One student came in late and the teacher asked him why he’s late and he said “I’m not late, I’m early for tomorrow’s class.”
M H hi I’m
I'm so using this when school starts up again next year
Should I just count you absent for the day? I would have retorted back to one of my students. I’ve been lucky enough to be gifted the clever gene; and yet to meet a student cleverer than me. But this only my 6th year..... how long will my mouth be u defeated!??? Will I make it to my tenure with it? Or shall I see a genius rip me apart in a couple of sharp bites!? Idk 🤷♂️
Then wait outside for tomorrow's class
@@jabancho1990I hope you aren't a teacher as you cannot properly form a sentence. Also you weren't gifted a clever gene its obvious by the way you talk.
No one:
Text to speech: DEEEEEM
Qrytch ʕ•̫͡•
“Sheeeeet”
That reminds me that the dean at my school rides a golf cart and almost plows through kids and probably would if we all didnt get out of the way
The legendary Quagsire wait bruh same but his son LAYS DOWN in the back of it with a fricking horn and kazoo
Why did i read this as soon as tts said it
DE-E-E-E-E-M
“How the hell do you talk with a person standing on you?!”
“With your mouth!”
That had me dead
Back in middle school, my teacher told us to give her difficult questions. Everyone gave different and difficult Math problems, while one student goes " Why are you single?." The teacher literally went silent, trying not to laugh. Luckily the student didn't get into trouble.
Funny moment! Sometimes unexpected questions are the most memorable.
Teacher: (standing up) Stand up if you are an idiot
Student: **stands up** I didn't want you to be the only one
I laughed 2 times, lol
LOL that must've hurt
Thats so old
Ok but jokes aside, what teacher asks that?
Oh fucking hell🤣
I was in my reading class and we had one of those really strict female teachers that absolutely will mess someone up if they breathe wrong and there were these two kids sitting in the back of the class and goofing off like they normally did and my teacher yelled;
"Do I need to call your parents?" and I swear to god, one of the kids (who's adopted) said:
"You can, but they won't answer. Their dead."
and oh my god, the look on my teacher's face.
No one even laughed. It was just really really sad. My teacher then said; "Why are you talking back to me?" and the same kid replied;
"because that's what you do in a conversation, ma'am."
THEN the class lost it.
Speech 100
Destruction 100
: me : **exiting through the emergency exit**
*Sneak 100*
r/murderedbywords
Oooohh I'll get you an Ice pack from the school nurse for that burn
@@umekalsoomnadeem1350 nah a wet paper towel will do it 😅😅
My story:
Okay so when I was 11 the teacher was talking about what he teaches us and why. He asked me why we think he teaches us this and I responded with "Because you're forced too and otherwise the school will fire you". He was silent after that. I never really thought of it as a big deal until I randomly told my mum a couple days ago and she burst out into laughter. So yeah that's my story I guess.
Funny story! Sometimes kids' honesty can really catch adults off guard.
One of my worksheets said "your name is here" and I wrote "no it's not"
I have very distinct handwriting and my teacher loved it so it didn't hurt my grade
If a teacher marked you down for that they are a bad teacher
A kid in my math class asked the teacher “when are we ever going to use this?”
the teacher proceeded to explain, “You can get really high paying jobs that use this very often”
The kid responded, “Oh like this one?”
My math teacher told us "never, but you still have to pass this class, and I still have to teach it."
nah teachers dont get paid much
@@52Legend that's the point of the response...
Answer to the second one; but i wanna be a clothing hanger tho
@@lisa101561 haha I miss vines
Teacher: "from all of this talking i assume your work is done then."
My friend: " from all of this complaining i assume you're still single then."
This is illegal
Ooof i said that i be fricken slapped
oof size: LARGE
So you got me suspended
LMAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE VIDEO
1:06
its always the quiet kids that come up with the most savage responses.
yep, once this quiet kid got bullied in our class. Next day savage response he brought a gun to class and started shooting everyone up.
@@samoak123 hol' up-
@@samoak123 r/NextFuckingLevel
@@samoak123 WHY DID I LAUGHED FROM THIS
@@samoak123 Woah, why does everyone I meet have the same story as mine?
I swear to god the 1st one is me. Maybe he is talking about a different person, but that was me in school. My dad used to teach me a lot about math so I kind of already knew a lot of the stuff they would teach from grade 1 to 4. So I would just go to sleep, wake up to my teacher telling jokes about how I would get it wrong, and I would just straight up write the answer on the chalk board, and fall asleep again. I can still most of the time do this in my grade 7 classes, but it is quite a bit harder.
same
but not sleeping tho
Once in my high school Spanish class, the teacher was trying to come up with an example sentence off the top of her head to explain a concept. So she goes "I like her, what would that be?" Without missing a beat, I look her in the eyes and say "gay". The entire class lost it, and even she was having trouble not cracking up.
Owen Stephens not a teacher but
I read the “without missing a beat” part of your comment at exactly 1:05
Owen Stephens except none of that happened!
@@sweetener.grxnde0528 do you really think I'd waste my time making up a story just to make it so mundane? If I were to actually make a fictional comment, I'd make it so over the top even idiots like you would be self conscious pointing out that it never happened because it's so readily apparent.
yea it never happened
Law teacher: "why haven't you done your work?"
Me: "why aren't you a lawyer?"
OOOOF
That is a bitch slap and a half.
Cool Cupcake my exact response
thats a good question
why isnt he a lawyer
A sad reality many students face is that just because you want to work on something doesn't mean you will. Not all historians get to be scientists due to a number of reasons and end up teaching instead.
That's why on many occasions teachers look like they want to die. Their work is a daily reminder of their failure/naivete.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot"
Me: " I agree "
I like how 90% of these started with "I'm not a teacher" lol
It's true! Sometimes those disclaimers set the stage for some interesting stories and perspectives.
teacher: why are u late again?
kid: well why do u care? u still get paid, right?
Lmao
Good 1
If I said that to my teacher I won't get sent to the principal instead.. The teachers snitch on my parents who is Asian on what I said and I'll get a HUGE MASSIVE Lecture
*RESPECT THE ELDERY AND WHO IS SUPERIOR THAN YOU* that shit
Lol
excuse me this is jinhit entertainment all hail Jin world wide handsome
Dang! Good one!😂👌
Teacher: No drinks in class
Kid: *grabs teachers drink and puts it in the trash*
Teacher: Go to the office
Kid: Why are you booing me, I'm right.
We had a teacher for health and social studies so she banned drinks with x amount of sugar I’m only health class it was a ok in social study es but a no go in health
I have a teacher that doesn't want us to be late in her subject, and she really didn't open the door for our classmates who were late because our cr is malfunctioning. One time she was 25 minutes late and we didn't mind her knocking on the door because it was locked. Yes, we locked our door on our teacher who was about to give an exam to us. We we're then yelled at and gave a harder exam.
@@cchi7515 wow what a hypocrite
r/thathappened and it is a repost
Preston Beatty yeah we know dumbass. He made it into a meme you uncultured swine. The last part is a meme
"My house burnt down"
I'd love to see the reaction of that teacher,just a plain poker face.
Teacher: ready for the test?
Me: nope, my last two brain cells just died *hits my head twice*
Teacher: just go
i remember this one time where the teacher asked how we see colors
and this smartass said "with eyes"
_outstanding move_
I just remembered the daltonic boy's face when the art's teacher passed homework about colours
Destruction: 100
"Why you booing me, I'm right"
K_
Checkmate
10:40 wow...
Kid actually had a point...
Not even a smart-ass remark just true...
I've given one like that before
Actually, I think this is the most horrible answer of those. The teacher not bothering him again was probably very baffled by that degree of nihilism and pragmatism, and gave up on him immediately. That guy reminds me of myself when I went to school, just that it was history. My teacher gave up when I pointed out her subject to be irrelevant because "there is wikipedia". She did no accept my facebook friend request after graduation.
I remember that there was a time were I couldn't sleep right. Many of teachers preffer students that are not bothering than those who are, my teachers are actually pretty nice and reasonable. In one point one of them waked me up right after the class finished and said "I didn't wanted to bother in the first hour, you seem that needed that sleep anyway." and then she buyed me a coffe saying that I would need that for the rest of the morning.
I'm actually sad that my class are just a bunch of assholes towards her in many ocassions :s
Dude I HATE when teachers stop the whole damn class because a couple of people are talking and complain about “disrupting the class” then proceed to wait for ten minutes in utter silence and later take ten minutes out of your free time for “wasting time”
@@nightcoredaisuki9750 Honestly the student is right and the teacher is also right. Wasting the classes time to berade him on whatever he did wrong doesn't solve anything, but the teacher has to somehow get them to wake up. Since he may not be distracting others, he will regret this later on, especially if you are in a high school that requires 2 years of another language to graduate.
teacher called my mom bc i was reading instead of working (i was done) and she kept calling me a liar. my mom is a nurse, and picks up like “hello, this is ___, registered nurse from ___ hospital.” and the teacher tells her the story, and on speaker, my mom goes, “alright lady well i’m sitting on an old lady trying to draw blood, so if you could leave me the hell alone rn that would be great”
I had a chemistry teacher who refused to teach out of the textbook, despite not really understanding the subject. (Pretty much she taught you how to pass a test, not what was going on or how you know how to get an answer. Multiple times she couldn’t answer fairly basic questions concerning what was actually going on outside route memory). Anyways I got tired of not understanding, so I checked out a chemistry textbook at our library. In our class we took notes, but we weren’t allowed to use them on the test. Since I didn’t find her notes useful, I just decided to pop in some AirPods and pull out the textbook and read it (whilst making my own notes). It’s dead silent in the room because everyone is writing, and my teacher says “[my name], what are you working on there? Is that a, uh, history homework or something?” I pull an AirPod out and reply with, “No it’s chemistry.”
She didn’t say anything else. My friend next to me had to stifle a laugh 😂
My biggest flex is that I practically taught myself chemistry lol
Interesting story! Teaching yourself a subject can indeed be more effective than relying on ineffective lessons.
When I was in school my dad wasn't around and one time when I got on the teachers nerves he said "Would you like me to set up your father about your behavior" to which I responded "Good luck finding him. He's been playing hide n seek with me for 13 years" the whole class went crazy
Let me guess. He went to buy cigarettes?
@@silvershadow5242 nah he went to buy milk
Monster nah he went to buy nestle chocolate milk with those chocolate straws.
@@marionmelia2962 eww went to buy CHOCOLATE milk i hate chocolate milk #not my dad
@@idunno1300 its not poor taste its the right taste chocolate milk is nasty
In my history class, this kid said "I'm SOOOOO tired of this class," just loud enough for the teacher to hear and the teacher jokingly said " Well then why don't you take a nap?" The kid proceeded to take a nap and said "Hey you can't get mad at me, these were your instructions."
My teacher wasn’t planning on teaching anything a month or so ago and so that I was tired so she let me sleep the whole class
Anna Skerrett that sounds like a nice teacher
This one teacher in middle school I had told me “you look horrible today”
(I had gotten up late and didn’t really have time to get ready) under my breath I said “good I was trying to look like you today” she told me “if you have something to say say it out loud” you know something like that. I almost yelled “good I was trying to look like you today” she got mad at me and told me off I rolled my eyes the whole time. When the school day ended I told my mom I expected her to slap me or something...she laughed until she couldn’t breath
There was another time in middle school to my dad had dropped me off early. One of the teachers setting up asked me “what are you doing here so early?” I was tired and blurted out “MY MOM TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL!” (He was one of the cooler teachers) The teacher replied “it’s ok I didn’t feel like waking up to spend 8 hours in hell either”
But it’s even better when one of “the cool teachers” make comebacks at students
The teacher asks the class what their best gift was. I immediately replied with, 'My mother gave me the gift of life. Top that.' No body could come up with one better.
not... in that sense...
Really had to add the "top that" for extra cringe. Yikes dude.
Surely the guy with the PlayStation emerged victorious.
My teacher was yelling at a friend of mine who’s mother worked at the school and she said “I know your mother” and everyone went silent and if it didn’t you couldn’t have heard him say “I do too”
One of my best friends is an orphan (mom died when he was 2 and dad died when he was in 7th grade) and he is extremely ADHD but unmedicated and last year our English teacher said to him because he was acting up "would you like me to call your parents?" And his quick ass reply was "you can try but you'll need a ouija board" and the class irrupted in laughter and it is the single greatest comeback I've ever heard
Edit: yo thanks for the likes
Best. Comeback. Ever
@@gotothenewchannel.1490 then get low.
@@james-yj5ok how bout no
Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
That’s sadvage, if you know what I mean
My 4th grade teacher was a badass. She would roast everyone in class, and she was everyone’s favorite teacher. One time in science, we were drawing the solar system, and this really talkative girl asked “Miss, how big should we draw the sun?” The teacher then replied, “As big as your lips since you never seem to shut them.”
There was silence then laughter. Everyone was screaming “ROASTED” and “OOOOOO”
The teacher was laughing until she told us to continue with the work. She is still my fav teacher I have ever had :)
i respect this teacher , and she's my favorite human on earth
This is kinda like my teacher rn
But she only asked-
@@zap998 the girl who asked was really talkative. But yeah lol
@@Nickilob2006 mine too 😌
Title: Teachers share the best smart ass response they’ve ever heard
Video: not a teacher
Student: *got late by a few minutes*
Teacher: Why were u late?
Student: Sir in my dream i was playing soccer and the game went into extra time
Nezuko-Chan lol underated
Lmao
Btw it's called football
@@vishalbhat8602 it's both
@@vishalbhat8602 America : soccer
Rest of the world : football
*hehhehehe*
"School is no place for sleeping"
"Home is no place for work, either"
we didnt get homework for a week.
You and your lucky asses... 😂 😂
Lucky I have like 4 or 5 homeworks but done 2 of them so yeah
@@yourmum1963 because we are in a special program called STE, we have 10 to 11 (this is in highschool)
@@Waftey oh wow that's a lot I'm feeling lucky and good luck kiddie
@@yourmum1963 yeah, being smart can sometimes be a pain in the butt
I used to read books in band class and would make my classmates mad and say “she’s not paying attention”. Then my director asked me to play a certain section. I played it flawlessly, and he said it would behoove them to learn from me.
Teacher: I’m so stressed right now because you guys aren’t listening to me
Me: you chose this job. That’s your problem
What comes around goes around. 😋
Teacher: and this is my class so if you don’t listen to me you’re the ones that are gonna be stressed.
maybe don't be the problem in people's lives? like why are you cool with being the thing that makes somebody's day worse lmao
@@ladyvoldything you can't get jokes also is the teacher that chose the job, so a person before choosing a job needs to know the "risks"
Not even a smart ass response just real lol
This guy Austin in my 6th grade class was talking like Mario all morning, the teacher let him for a bit but then she said "Austin! Stop talking like Mario!". His response?
Austin:"Fine din, I talk like Luigi"
What happened next?
Bears Lightyear that’s fucking lit
comed gold xD
@@TheChosenMoose01 she held back a laugh and told him to stand in the hallway and wait for her. She had some quiet giggles then went out and sternly told him to listen and stop talking.
That's just annoying.
This story happened in grade 6:
So, we were doing a Christmas project, where we had to build these gingerbread houses, right? And we got to "buy" our own candies. We're almost done the period, and the teacher tells us that now we can use whatever candies we ask for. And one of the kids says "Can I have a Kiss", his and the teacher's faces turn red, and the entire class just lost it.
When I was working out an example in my math class, I asked the class if we should use a method I knew would not work to see if the students would recognize that.
One student answered:
"If you don't care about getting the right answer you can."
I acknowledged the validity of his answer and shared the classes amusement.
So a teacher once asked me to make a sentence out of one word, let that word be X, i didn't know what it meant so i said "teacher asked me to make a sentence out of X and i couldn't " the whole class just lost it and my teacher was impressed. 😂
I had to write all my vocab words in sentences and always did something like
“What is the definition of x?”
Or
“X was on my spelling test”
Clever
UNO REVERSED!
This is actually smart and not disrespectful.
With your permission
Do you mind if I use your story in a video?
@@HasufelyArod yea sure, I won't mind
0:24
*”Carefully now, he’s a hero”*
“why don't you like to hang around with the others?”
“it's better to be alone rather than gossiping how you don't like that girl next-door”
Teacher: Did you do you homework?
Student: No did you grade the tests?
Teacher: No I have other students test to grade.
Student: And I have other teachers homework to do.
Jesse Harrison i swear thats always the problem teachers dont see the rest of our workload
Yeah but depending on the school if each class has 20ppl per class and has 8 classes that's 160students so 160 tests. . . If you are a student and each class gives 2-3 papers which would be more than usual thags 32papers at most.
I get the comeback but like 160 compared to 32 papers is a huge difference especially with the time diffrent of Grading and Answering
I Mute Squeakers Your the teachers pet aren’t you.
I Mute Squeakers having to do homework is harder then just marking
@@imutesqueakers2882 1.the teachers already made the test so he knows the answers all it has to do is legit just to cross it or to mark it the kid has to do research Sleep shower rest yelled by the parents(Mostly by Mothers) that she doesnt do work around the house..and then in 2 fking hours they are expected to finish it or by god forbits you stay till midnight to them..let alone actually doing your Homework
2.People have Lifes outside of school When this retarded education system will give a fuck then I will give a fuck at the fact it exists
3...go lick the teacher's boots some more they have a little dirt from walking over the students and their futures
Teacher: I met a crazy men once who was selling drugs on his skateboard
Me: And now he is our teacher
Won’t forget that one
"I met *a* crazy *men* once who was selling drugs on his skateboard
My English teacher has this crazy rule that we’re only allowed to go to the bathroom during his class once per marking period and he keeps track of this using a tally system on the whiteboard. Well, this one time I got my period in class and asked to use the bathroom. My teacher said no, that I couldn’t use the bathroom because I had already went a week ago. I said I really had to go and when he refused to let me leave I told him fine, don’t let me go, but you’re the one who’s going to have to clean the blood stain off the seat. His face turned super red and he was silent. I said that’s what I thought and dug through my bag, grabbed a tampon, and strutted out the door making sure to wag it in his face to make him super uncomfortable. I didn’t think it was possible but when I turned back his face was so red it looked like he would have a stroke. On the way back to class I got stopped by a guidance counselor because I didn’t have a pass since I just walked out of the class. I told her exactly what happened and she laughed but decided to see for herself. So we walked back to class together and I pointed at the tally marks on the board. She lost her shit and went on a tangent in front of the whole class lecturing my teacher about how crazy he was and that if he didn’t stop this nonsense she would tell the principal that most of the students that come to her office complain about this particular teacher and always have elaborate stories to tell. Needless to say, he erased all of the tally marks and never told a student they couldn’t use the bathroom again. As the guidance counselor walked out the door the whole class cheered. They cheered for me too when I left.
I remember texting in class once, then my teacher called out to me "since you think you know the work enough that this is a good time time to text why don't you explain to me class how this whole thing works!" I got up and did it without difficulty and earned texting rights
Someone said the f word in my class.
Teacher: watch your mouth
Me: I don’t think my eyes can look down that far.
Teacher: never said that phrase again
Me: That grammar is incorrect
I'm a sneaky boii
@Noelle B oof
Noelle B also, to type italics you use underscores.
We were disecting frogs in science class when the teacher told us we had to play with the frogs mouths to see the different parts. My friend started flapping its mouth and said " hello I'm Mr frog and I'm dead. Why did you kill me." The teacher burst out laughing.
😂
Omg thats just evil lmao
Sucks but sounds about right
Thats pretty fucked.
Its cool how your friend had the nerve to make your teacher say that lol
I actually was the one who said this but our social studies teacher pokes fun at students not in a mean way so we joke back but one day a girl was mumbling and he said " what speak up child" so I said " excuse the old man he has hearing issues" they where still joking about it for a few weeks after. I'm very proud of that statement.
I remember one day, we were being introduced to google spreadsheets and our teacher asked “Has anyone used google sheets before?”. My best friend (and popular kid) replied “Yeah, when my brother wet the bed”.
The whole class laughed their asses off, and even the teacher tried to hold in his laugh.
Me: I want to learn it in a way that makes sense.
Teacher: Dont insult me! I've been a flawless educator for half my life!
Me: how come I got this half?
That's awesome :P
Wow genuine but hilarious
"did you do your homework?"
"No"
"Why have you thought to not do your homework?"
"If school isn't the place to sleep then home isn't a place to study."
*SPEECH 100*
Teacher's dignity: -100
You are fucking amazing...
Right?
🤣🤣
When he misbehaves in class, the teacher is sent out of the classroom.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
*"Why do you need your bag to go to the bathroom?"*
"Because I'm sure as heck not leaving it here while I'm gone."
My teacher: your attitude stinks!
Girl: maybe it’s just you, close your legs
8th grade math is wild
Yeah
My maths teacher just straight up suspends u for drinking water or hold a pen
How she’s not fired yet, is beyond me
By the way I’m British i I don’t know how America’s like 🤷🏻♀️😂😬
@@V_098 in America female math teachers are assholes the whole school agrees with me(my experience)
gmoneyda goat lmao our schools the exact opposite
Jayleigh Smith just made my fucking day best comment😂😂🥳🥳
Jayleigh Smith lol my 8th grade class boring
Me: "You shouldn't get in trouble for something you didn't do, right."
Teacher: "Yes"
Me: "Well...
I didn't do my homework"
No no he's got a point
I saw that on a til tok
BRAIN SIZE MEGA
Void Itbemeajani yea from bobby moore
My brother said that once and he actually got away with it.
I got one. My friend asked the teacher if she could go to the bathroom the teacher said yes. She pick up her tampon and teacher heard the rapper and told her that if she was going to the bathroom to eat candy she could just share with the class. So she walkd up to the teacher with the tampon and put it on his desk and said do you want to share. He said no and never bugged her again
2:54
That’s a fire response
I remember I was going to leave the classroom when the bell went even though the teacher was still teaching because I had to pick up my brother from primary school.
The Teacher: What are you doing, (my name)?
Me: Leaving the class because the bell went, and you're not teaching my maths group anymore.
Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Now come back and sit in your seat until I finish, like the rest of the class.
I was very annoyed because my parents got mad because my brother had to wait 10 minutes outside on a rainy and cold day (no surprises, here, it's Scotland, the weather is always downright terrible XD) while my teacher was discussing things with that group. So the next day I decided to use what the teacher said to my advantage, and was purposely late to her class.
Teacher: Why are you late? The bell went 20 minutes ago.
Me: If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then I assumed it doesn't tell me when to arrive either, and you didn't tell me to come to class.
The class exploded when I said that. I got detention for the first time that year, but it was worth it for the reactions of the class and the teacher's expression.
This was a more dramatic version of something in this very video
You deserve a Sub xD
Mentality 100
Teachers saltiness 100
Classmates entertainment:100
@@shenyang6111 logic 100
I've been told that as a kid in school, when I was young, I used to read a book under my desk rather than fully paying attention to the class. The teacher would always try and catch me off guard by asking me what the answer to a question was, and I'd answer straight away, correctly. Used to really piss the teacher off apparently
Oh that's exactly what I used to do..Once I was actually listening class cause it's my favorite subject, Had the book INSIDE the desk CLOSED. This stupid boy at the back sees my book and tells the teacher I'm reading in class, I'm explaining it's just in my desk. Teacher doesn't listen
*So I stopped listening in class.*
same
Same
haha same but i didn't read books just day dreamt. well i like reading the textbooks when i like so its a meal for the future
Dang haha
Basically teachers have to wait a shockingly long time for the *once in a career comeback*.
10:33 when I say I've lost my train of thought I always follow it up with "it must be at the station boarding passengers" I get a laugh sometimes lol
The best one was in biology class in grade 9
Teacher :Stop sleeping your mom doesn't pay for sleeping lessons
Student:shes supposed to be paying for good education but I'm not getting it
That's a good one
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
hi there you’d be getting good education if you actually listened and were focused
@@LuxuryIncorp no where did I say it was me that said it
DAAAAAANNNGGG
"I'm smart enough to know not to do math while I'm having fun playing on the playground." ❤️
These responses are so smooth I’m grinning just hearing them. They are overflowing with smoooooooth
So, my brothers teacher took his phone cause he checked the time in class. She said she’d give it back at the end of class but didn’t. He told my mom, she went to the school. She talked to the teacher and my mom said, "you are holding his phone like you pay the bills for them"
Teacher stared and the principal who was standing the doorway watching. He literally just smiled proudly, and walked to his office slowly. The teacher just gave him his phone, and the rest of the school year didn’t care if he was on his phone.
Somehow my mom impressed the principal.
Your mom went all-out on it, say bravo if you haven’t
My mom would’ve said deal with it or said it’s my fault and I shouldn’t have taken it out in the first place lmao
As a teacher, a mom wouldn't have caused me to neglect my duties as a teacher. As a mom, I wouldn't have let the teacher give my son special treatment either ✌😉
That's...not nice though
@@stellasoleclark5586 When you teach children "nice" goes out the door. Be respectful and kind but when a student is cheating themselves out of their own learning, no parent ought to be okay with paying taxes to always mollycoddle bad behavior. Staring at your phone during a lesson IS bad behavior!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!
Obviously this boy was a repeat offender and the parents took away her authority over their son (which I would call a stupid move) that principal SUCKED to have made her feel bad in front of the student. And finally, the teacher should have returned his phone at the end of class!!!! Administration has the backbones of JELLYFISH whenever there's a situation where a teacher's authority is undermined IN FRONT OF THEIR STUDENT!!!!
okay..so. this was me. 😂
now. my eighth grade math teacher wasn’t the best. he expected us to write down EVERYTHING he does, and memorize it for a test on the following friday. personally, i can’t learn that way. now. as an artist, i draw in class. it helps me pay attention (i get all of my work done, and understand everything. it just helps me to do something with my hands) but that teacher didn’t like it. he thought i wasn’t paying attention. so one class, i was really fed up. he took my sketchbook from my hands in the beginning of the class, and i was already annoyed (i was having trouble paying attention, and people were just getting on my nerves). he then went on some tangent talking/praising his successful siblings. (like, one worked for the government i think, and another worked for NASA, if i’m remembering right). when i’m annoyed, i tend to snap at people. and when he stopped talking, i blurted out “and you’re an eighth grade math teacher.”. the class erupted in laughter. even the second teacher (we had two, the other one was a sweetheart. she was there to assist people while my normal teacher was teaching) had burst into laughter.
i’m so proud of myself. 😂
I would like but it’s at 69
holy shit ur amazing 😳
i actually would like to see that happening tho sjsjsjsj
ok Fluffy Entertainment
Omfg😂😂
12:15 Public education system shows sleep deprivation is common for some and school should start 2 hours later. Its impacting the impoverished more.
This was great! I taught high school for 18 yrs and can't count the number of times I've heard the best smart ass remarks to smart ass things I've said LOL it was all in good fun both ways, just saying.
One day in computer class in high school we where discussing types of memory, I was resting my head and not paying much attention.
The instructor called on me and asked what I know about memory?
I replied. "A Bit."
The instructor told me "to go back to sleep."
We were*
i dont get it...
In the beginning of class we went over the difference between Bits and Bytes. I fell asleep and decided to answer," A Bit."
A Bit can be a Zero or One. So either i knew 1 thing about memory or Zero about Memory.
The teacher gave me an A for participation that day. Mostly because I introduced her to FL Studio. And she spent most of the classes composing music after that.
A Potato idiot
ForeverRuthless not everybody gets things. I didn’t get it at first either. You shouldn’t call someone a idiot just because they didn’t get something they haven’t learned before.
Teacher:Don't talk when I'm teaching.
Student:Don't teach when talking.
DESTRUCTION 100
More like cringe 100
@@lives2872 I like this comment more
@@lives2872 well school is filled with cringe...
So his comment still works xD
(Blank) 100 memes are overused (in my opinion).
@@kristofer334 try (blank) 500 instead
COMRBACK 100
There were several students like that (like in 1st story) during my long career as teacher... One of them was tired since he was very active (student council, after school lesson, etc), he finished all task/assignment, was able to answer all my questions, and always aced every test, so I let him sleep... he need his rest.
Another one was because he's simply not interested in the lesson, but he's also the same (finished all task, answered all questions, aced all test)... so I let him sleep... Better to sleep than to make ruckus in class.
I remember this one time I was in a counseling class for school. My name can be said two ways, and it really bothers me when someone says it wrong. If I don't know the person, I just tell them how to say it, they say it correctly, and everything's fine. This is okay since they don't know the correct way to say it, since it can be said two ways.
Anyway, I'm in the class, and the teacher keeps saying my name wrong. Since we only go to that class once a month or so, and she has a lot of students, I let it got the first time. The second time, I tell her the correct way to say my name, and she doesn't even acknowledge me. The third time, she kinda gives me a look when I correct her, but doesn't say anything. The fourth time is when things start to get interesting.
So she says my name wrong, and I get up and say a bit louder, "My name is ____, not ____. Please stop calling me that". Then she says "oh, but you knew what I meant. You don't need to get all upset about it". So I just sit down and say fairly loud "Alright Alexis" (which was her first name).
She clearly didn't like me calling her that, but I guess she realized that it was the same sort of thing, and I didn't get in trouble. One of my proudest school minutes, in my opinion.
My dad told me that when he was in high school a mean teacher went to the Grand Canyon and when he came back he was showing the students pictures from the trip. One of the pictures was of the teacher’s wife riding a mule down the Grand Canyon, and the teacher says “Here’s a picture of my wife.” And then a student replies “Who’s on top of her?”
Destruction 100
Damn
bahahahahahhahaah damn
*K. O*
*FATALITY*
Once kid wasn't paiying attention so the teacher said: "If you don't want to learn amazing material than get out."
He walked out without a beat.
Paying*
If I was mean, I’d say that gives you more reason to pay attention and be in school 🤷🏽♀️
But I’m not 🙃😊
Septus BS friendly comment that the whole point of ^ that comment is to not be a friendly comment
Septus BS brawl stars...
@@sonatashinome4672 its okay we know you exist. You can go back to your corner now, its getting cold.
@@kush7138 dam cold
One day in 10th grade math class, a boy (I'll call him Tommy) occasionally did little disruptive things during class. This one time he was up out of his chair and doing something with another student a couple chairs ahead of him. When the teacher turned around from writing something on the chalkboard and saw him, she yelled, "Tommy, sit down!" Without a beat he dropped down right where he was standing and sat in the floor. The whole class erupted in laughter.
I was laughing and snorting like a pig while reading these!!!! 😂😂 so HILARIOUS!!!!
Question:
Teachers: what comebacks have your students given you?
Comments:
"Well, my classmates.."
"Once my teacher.."
"Once a student told our teacher.."
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It's probably because the teachers don't want to tell people how they got destroyed
_In the wise words of CinemaSins, "Kids give me panic attacks, but I still have good stories"_
@@hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550 Role credits
me: late to class
teacher: wHy aRe yOu LaTe?
me: heavy traffic
teacher: iT's nOt mY fAuLt
me: did i blame you?
class: *surprised pikachu meme*
This hurts my head.
i would be cackling but i would get killed so here
*silently cackling*
R/thathappened
@@tidepodpadthai2633 r/FoUnDtHeMoBiLeUsEr
What???
Since I was a kid I had trouble writing all the stuff so I just gave up and did whatever I wanted, but listening closely anyways
So I memorized meeting hours to avoid writing, I would memorize the classes to avoid writing, etc. I ended up being able to even "soft sleep" in highschool, which would leave me 100% alert and still get some level of rest, so when the teacher asked me questions I just answered right away
This happens when you are born with good audiovisual memory and extreme laziness
8:20 all I could think of was “I already have your fathers number, I don’t need yours.”
Ok so one of my teachers roasted a popular girl in my class. Some of the girls skipped the first few minutes of the class to receive some medals or something. When they came back the teacher asked them why they had skipped the first few minutes. The popular girl shouted, thinking that it was funny or something “They went to receive medals because of how smart they are”. The teacher then responds with “Oh, so that’s why you didn’t go with them”
The whole class lost it.
ouch
Damn
Is that legeal
Dominick R. I’m actually not sure
I could tell you're not great at English or know what you're saying
*-was waiting a lifetime to quote animaniacs*
*-last week of senior year*
Teacher: what’s the definition of procrastination?
Me *without hesitation*: ILL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
I never seen a teacher turn his head so quickly
lmao i love that answer
ciaberger yeah, thats some quality procrastination.
😂😂😂
im taking that if any of my teachers ask that
lmao that's legendary
Our english class one day ended with the proverb "tomorrow never comes" in a lesson. And then when she said bring your homework tomorrow I screamed "Tomorrow never comes" 😂
On time my teacher told us a story of a kid who fell asleep in class and she couldn't wake him up so she shook his desk a little (they were the ones that have attached chairs) and she moved it just enough that he fell out onto the floor (he was okay though, he didn't hit any of the other desks or anything) and he was still asleep even after he fell and the teacher felt really bad about it after
I was super close with my aunt and one day on Wednesday, she suddenly went unconscious and got admitted to the hospital in somewhere far from where I live. So, I had to go home early and didn't go to school for the rest of the weeks. She left on Friday (28th June) and it broke my heart to pieces. When i came back to school (On monday), I found out that I have to present some kind of subjects in front of the teacher with my group of friends. I didn't know about this and I don't have much time to learn about the subject and when it was my group's turn to present our subject, I couldn't present it and all of a sudden i heard my aunt's voice saying: "It's okay, honey." And I immediately cried cause I missed her so bad. The teacher scolded me because she thought I was crying because I regretted that i didn't study the subject by my own. Then my friend (he knew about what happens to me and how heartbroken I was at that time) responded to my teacher with: "Bitch, she lost her closest aunt. I thought you're a teacher, aren't you supposed to be understanding?" And the whole class lost it and laughed while the teacher just got quiet and told me to just get back on my seat and I'm allowed to rest if i'm tired.
Thanks, Adam. You're *da best*
Good thing your bro had your back!
Hyuni Dork respect *level up*
I showed your replies to my friend and he gave me a derp face. Lmao XD
Hyuni Dork am i famous in your group of friends now?
@@marionmelia2962 I don't bout that but yeah, I guess. Xd
my human geography teacher, talking about new york : “it’s so crowded there! it’s literally like they’re living on top of eachother!”
me, being the smartass that i am : “uh yea sir, they’re called apartments”
ahahaha
Cassie the wizard ikr
I would do something like that
how has nobody pointed out the "human" geography teacher part?..
Being my dummy self, I literally think they are literally on top of each other. Like one's feet is on someone's shoulder. 🤦♀️
Ok, so I was the student in this situation:
I had a health teacher that used to be a gym teacher at my school for the past few years (so he was relatively old, about 50-60) and one day one of my friends pointed out his bald spot, saying that he might want to use sunscreen there so he doesn't get burnt, he responded by constantly calling that period the 'mean class' as a joke ofc. A few weeks after that he started joking around about how covid was making us all loose our focus, some other kid responded with "no, we just don't like this class that much." We all laughed and started class as per usual. As he was walking past my desk with papers for the class he said "you dropped your pockets." I responded without hesitation "you dropped your hair." The class thought it was funny