Oh, I understand the OP in the second story. He’s had long enough for that white hot rage to cool down into controlled icy anger which allowed him to carry out his plan. Brilliant move with letting her go for the weekend so he has time to change the locks and remove her stuff. I probably wouldn’t have done the cat litter thing but I understand why he did it. All in all an impressive revenge plan.
Honestly, part of his speech feels like a Nice guy justifying his actions, there is no issue with splitting from someone in a situation like that, but the whole cat litter thing feels more spiteful than anything else.
@@imatiu the cat litter WAS spiteful and a good metaphor. What she did to OP stinks. At least for her cheating butt, her clothes can be washed, along with most of her solid items. I'm not mad at OP for what he did.
@@imatiu don't call him a nice guy. Getting cheated on you do spiteful petty things. You may regret them later but in that moment you will feel euphoric. Hence why i used my exs possessions for a bon fire when she refused to get them for 6 months. I told her she needed to either get it or send me the money to send it. She refused so i burnt it. I don't regret it just glad she didn't try to sue me.
Saying "it's nothing personal" seems a legit reason, Carl with a K. You are a gut dang mechanic, which supposed to be fixing cars, not plowing someone else's woman.
Laying down pipe is business to him, must mean he doesnt think twice about cheating on his wife if they're monogamous. Maybe he means he wasn't trying to be with her, only sleep with her, keeping it business.
It's not like he was raping her. *She wasn't OP's property.* The only reason I wouldn't fuck a woman with a husband is because I wouldn't trust a liar with my naked body. Some men may be less discerning.
If the one engineer didn't find that ingenious solution, some poor intern was probably going to get into trouble. I don't really trust a lunch thief to not throw an intern under the bus if he didn't get caught the way he did.
Yeah, if nothing else, if anyone suspected him without solid proof, you know he would have claimed to see an intern stealing the lunches. Normally I’d say they needed to report him to hurt his credibility lest he falsely accuse others in the future, but it sounds like they managed to do that anyway.
I love the guy in the second story. Way to go! I hope he finds someone who will appreciate him and give him and Mitzi the love they both deserve. Having been cheated on myself, my ex husband waited until I had to have emergency surgery, then he spent the nights with the new GF while I was in the hospital (he knew where I'd be!). There are some real winners out there and we don't often find out about it until they find someone to cheat with but once a cheater, always a cheater. Trust can't be mended.
Amen! Same thing happened to me. Had surgery with a month long recovery. He never visited. Told me he was too tired to visit even though he was ten minutes away…. Of course he was tired… to busy cheating with a new “gf”.
@@glassaurora Oh yes, mine was "working" too. He did come dragging in the hospital room after 11pm, after "working late." Too bad for him one of my friends saw him getting gas, in his car, with the other chick. She had just left the hospital after visiting me! She couldn't believe it so she wrote down the license plate number and drove by our apartment later that night just to confirm. It was him. Needless to say that ended the marriage, he had already been semi caught once before.
I think her mother should enjoy her peaceful life instead of getting caught up with this drama. She is an adult, she deals with it, even though she will cry her ass to her mom anyway.
@@hiroshock I didn't tell anyone to not to tell the mother, I was just saying that her mother shouldn't get involved in the drama cuz her mother seems like a sweet lady and her daughter looks like a pain in the ass.
Carl with a K: "It wasn't personal." Me (having been through a marriage that ended when my wife ran off with her AP): "Pal...it doesn't GET any more personal."
Personally would’ve liked the second story much more if it wasn’t for the huge paragraph of backstory which was just how they met, but a good revenge regardless
@@jamieboy06 you don’t have to be a writer to write one of these stories, loads of other stories are written by normal people that don’t make me think it’s too much filler or backstory
Covering the cheating GF’s belongings with the contents of Mitzi’s litter tray is the least she deserves OP! It’s frustrating how when a girl gets revenge on her cheating boyfriend like smashing his PS5 or cutting up his clothes she’s hailed as hero and is being strong but when a guy gets cheated on and gets some revenge he’s usually called ‘petty’ and expected to ‘just get over it’. Or worse is blamed for being cheated on saying he didn’t give her enough attention or she ‘just got bored’. I’ve had a few guy friends whose GF’s cheated on them and the first thing people usually say is, “well what did you do? You must have done something to force her to do that!” Like the concept of a woman being the bad guy is completely foreign to them! 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Its funny and sad how that is. And in another way, if a guy defends himself from a woman who it literally attacking to do harm, he gets ridiculed. Or like what u said in a similar fashion, he must had done something to deserve it.
In truth, this is exactly why I'm all of my male friends' backup. If a girl starts treating one them bad, I'm able to get in the middle and be the bad guy, but at least something gets done. Girls can be assholes too, they just tend to be more subtle about it. Edits are just corrections.
I love the story about the engineers catching the lunch thief. The second story is great, too. It's slightly reminiscent of a story out there about a widower OP finally finding love again, only to come home to see his woman knocking boots with a friend/boss/coworker who introduced OP to the woman. OP send the girlfriend away on a resort girls trip, told the Judas of a male frenemy that he was making a second life altering decision, then enacted the best Nuclear revenge I've ever heard of. Love that story! Thanks for the great stories, Fluff Daddy!😘😘😍😍💖💖👍👍👋👋👋👋👋
I'm not sure why one person would need or even want to steal an entire department's lunches in a single day. What was he planning to do with them all? Most lunches will not save that long, and if he's head of sales there's certainly no reason he can't afford his own food.
Proving to himself that he can take whatever he wants and leave no one the wiser because he’s the smartest person in the world and everyone else is gullible sheep (no offense, Fluff). Seriously, this doesn’t sound like a crime of greed, but a crime of ego.
Nice ones. My super mean combo is tranqs and lax. That way he falls asleep at his desk and then craps his pants. Just imagine. *yawn, pfffrrrrrt* oh, shi.. *snore*
Story 1 - And the interns then nearly dabbed on the sales head to death, enraged as they are by his plan to steal the lunches of other with the intent of pinning the blame on them.
Okay, you earned my subscription. You speak clearly and with an excellent cadence. You smooth over potential written errors seamlessly. And you skillfully avoid foul language. Note: I'm not against foul language. I think it has a time and place, and if you swear less often, when you finally DO swear, it has more impact. My advice to those who constantly use "f***ing" as a descriptor is, "You need better adjectives." 😉
I def would have lost it if I'd pulled up right next to my partner's AP. There is no way in hell I would have been able to keep it together like OP at that moment. I do love how he handled the letter to the wife along with evidence along with changing the locks. The only thing I can say I would have done differently is to tell the GF via text that I knew she was cheating. That way she couldn't really argue with me since I wouldn't be listening. I also probably would have dropped off her bags of stuff/cat litter with the mom to let her know why her daughter will no longer be living with me.
Why did the head of sales in the first story steal lunches? His success just led to him feeling that he could get away with anything and deserved whatever he could take from people.
In story 2, I can relate to Sarah about what it’s like to have scoliosis and it’s not fun. I get back pains from laying in certain positions, makes me lean more over to one side, and the braces I had to wear were very uncomfortable, gave me sweat stains all over, prevented me from a lot of things, and it hurt a lot from it pushing into my side to keep me straight.
Sounds like Sarah found the right positions with something to push into her for her scoliosis though. Pretty sure 'cheat on your bf' isn't a prescribed medical treatment. Scoliosis certainly sucks on a personal level though, born with mine and I swear sometimes someone is using a bone drill in my spine and hips without anaesthetic. The other times it's something hammering railroad spikes in 😣 Still not a parameter to cheat though.
Idk what is about mechanics my husbands first wife cheated on him with his 4 wheeler mechanic.. 13 years later I still don't know if he was more upset about her or losing a good mechanic. Not that cheating is ever defensible but they were both miserable with each other. And while he was mad he was also relieved it was over.
I’ve been listening to Reddit channels for years and fluff was definitely one of the og’s. And throughout the years other channels have changed to the point that I just stopped listening, emkay seemed too different once Damien started doing gf videos and then just left and rslash just became too cocky, but fluff has never changed for the worst, I really enjoy this channel.
Some sit too close the their microphone, with all the distortion that causes. It gives me a headache I've tried to explain it to some of them, but they just don't know how to use a microphone properly. As a retired Broadcast Engineer, and who owned a commercial sound business, it was my job to know proper micing.
I don't know what it is about sales managers, but the lunch thief in a place I once worked was also the sales manager. He was the second highest paid person in the place and was stealing from people making little over minimum wage. He would go into the kitchen, search through everyone's lunch, then build his own lunch out of what he liked from that of other people.
The lunch thief didn’t know how to cook, or his partner couldn’t cook worth a crap, and he’s too cheap to buy himself a decent meal, so instead, he rather is labeled a lunch thief.
I absolutely love your vids fluff, I have to resist watching your vids till I'm at work, since I love listening to the stories on my break, keep up the great work, love you
Story #2: I will NEVER get these cheaters! If you don't like beeing touched by your partner anymore WHY STAY?!! F! CK!! WHY don't they just break up!? As if THAT Was harder than concealing the cheating!
From story 1: I have to give credit to the guy who stole the lunches, Nobody would ever suspected the one guy who had the highest sales to do the stealing. Its like a spouse asking the other if they are cheating on them. The spouse is going to be so caught off guard they never would think of asking the question back. When in fact that spouse is the one who is cheating.
Story 1: I do not like lunch thieves. What if one of the employees had dietary issues. They bring food from home. Usually that means that they can't just go to McDonald's or Taco Bell for lunch. Or what if they are on medication that has to be taken with food. That also means that they miss a dose until they get something else. So, if the food is not yours. LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I developed scoliosis and lordosis at the same time my hubby fell off a roof and broke both his feet and fractured his back!!!* But I’d *NEVER* cheat my man!!! I love my hubby too much to hurt him!!! ❤️ *I totally support what that dude did!!!* 😉
If someone was stealing my store bought sushi lunch, I may just accidentally forget to refrigerate it for a few hours before I put it in the lunch fridge.
#2, been there, done that, minus the cat crap. I crammed the bags into the car she drove, which I had given her. I still had the spare keys. didn't want her pretending she still lived with me with tenant/squatter rights. #1 chocolate ex-lax brownies in a store container, or capsaicin concentrate liberally sprinkled on the food. trust me, this is a laugh riot. done both minus the store container.
If anyone dumps cat litter on your clothes, there is a way to get the smell out. But it would be better to not cheat on someone who would dump cat litter on your clothes in retaliation. So here's what you do about cat litter smell: Add some amonia to water and soak the clothes in it. Rinse well and wash with some oxi-clean. That did it for me. No, I didn't cheat, I left a favorite garment at a boyfriend's house and one of his mother's many cats decided it was his and dragged it into his litter box. I didn't hold it against the kitty though. All of her cats (7 of them) were little sweethearts.
Ah yes. The immature infatuation type. Get the passion of new love and think everything is over when it dwindles. Sucks for him, but she is going to have a harsh life with that mindset. At least there were no kids involved.
Cat litter in her personal belongings brilliant she gave you shit now you’re giving her shit to take care of, All she had to do when she started the affair with the mechanic was say I found someone else it’s not that hard and obviously she didn’t care about OP
I whouldnt have given her back anything , they're not maried ,and all her stuff was in his place , i whould've gone the extra step to donate , burn , throw away , got lost ..everything she ownes that was in that house
Coming from a Engineer, Imagine trying to " pull one on " the engineers, trained "problem solvers" (university level etc) There are real geniuses in the industry, alot of em, just like scientists also have the same peppering of Gs,
honestly i couldn't enjoy the second story, OP just raised way too many red flags for me personally... im not saying im on the gf's side, absolutely not. OP just seems a bit too... intense, even before the revenge...
I got to say this. Those horns on the avatar makes me think of Cinnabon I don't know if cinnabunnies in other countries but here in America is a wonderful cinnamon roll that they still in shopping malls and stuff
Oh, I understand the OP in the second story. He’s had long enough for that white hot rage to cool down into controlled icy anger which allowed him to carry out his plan.
Brilliant move with letting her go for the weekend so he has time to change the locks and remove her stuff.
I probably wouldn’t have done the cat litter thing but I understand why he did it. All in all an impressive revenge plan.
Honestly, part of his speech feels like a Nice guy justifying his actions, there is no issue with splitting from someone in a situation like that, but the whole cat litter thing feels more spiteful than anything else.
@@imatiu the cat litter WAS spiteful and a good metaphor.
What she did to OP stinks.
At least for her cheating butt, her clothes can be washed, along with most of her solid items.
I'm not mad at OP for what he did.
@@imatiu don't call him a nice guy. Getting cheated on you do spiteful petty things. You may regret them later but in that moment you will feel euphoric. Hence why i used my exs possessions for a bon fire when she refused to get them for 6 months. I told her she needed to either get it or send me the money to send it. She refused so i burnt it. I don't regret it just glad she didn't try to sue me.
@@imatiu It’s the least that filthy, conniving witch deserves.
She cheated, she’s lucky she got her things at all.
Saying "it's nothing personal" seems a legit reason, Carl with a K. You are a gut dang mechanic, which supposed to be fixing cars, not plowing someone else's woman.
Carl with a K. You're supposed to be at the garage working to provide for your family. Not working to destroy your family
Laying down pipe is business to him, must mean he doesnt think twice about cheating on his wife if they're monogamous. Maybe he means he wasn't trying to be with her, only sleep with her, keeping it business.
If it was nothing personal, he should have done it with a tail pipe. Then another person wasn't involved.
It's not like he was raping her.
*She wasn't OP's property.*
The only reason I wouldn't fuck a woman with a husband is because I wouldn't trust a liar with my naked body.
Some men may be less discerning.
Karl
If the one engineer didn't find that ingenious solution, some poor intern was probably going to get into trouble. I don't really trust a lunch thief to not throw an intern under the bus if he didn't get caught the way he did.
Yeah, if nothing else, if anyone suspected him without solid proof, you know he would have claimed to see an intern stealing the lunches. Normally I’d say they needed to report him to hurt his credibility lest he falsely accuse others in the future, but it sounds like they managed to do that anyway.
My crew at work did a really hot meal...as in we used every hot sauce we could find and well...he needed a lot of heavy cream to help with that burn.
I love the guy in the second story. Way to go! I hope he finds someone who will appreciate him and give him and Mitzi the love they both deserve. Having been cheated on myself, my ex husband waited until I had to have emergency surgery, then he spent the nights with the new GF while I was in the hospital (he knew where I'd be!). There are some real winners out there and we don't often find out about it until they find someone to cheat with but once a cheater, always a cheater. Trust can't be mended.
Amen! Same thing happened to me. Had surgery with a month long recovery. He never visited. Told me he was too tired to visit even though he was ten minutes away…. Of course he was tired… to busy cheating with a new “gf”.
@@glassaurora Oh yes, mine was "working" too. He did come dragging in the hospital room after 11pm, after "working late." Too bad for him one of my friends saw him getting gas, in his car, with the other chick. She had just left the hospital after visiting me! She couldn't believe it so she wrote down the license plate number and drove by our apartment later that night just to confirm. It was him. Needless to say that ended the marriage, he had already been semi caught once before.
Your right as the saying goes trust is hard gain but easy to break. Im srry to hear he cheated on you you desirve better.
@@steel3869 Thanks David, that's very nice of you!
The second story OP should have the mother involved as well and have talked to the wife to make this more pro revenge instead of petty.
I think her mother should enjoy her peaceful life instead of getting caught up with this drama. She is an adult, she deals with it, even though she will cry her ass to her mom anyway.
@@mygrandma3041 No matter what is done the mother is still involve. It is still better to tell her what happen
@@hiroshock I didn't tell anyone to not to tell the mother, I was just saying that her mother shouldn't get involved in the drama cuz her mother seems like a sweet lady and her daughter looks like a pain in the ass.
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling engineer nerds."
I love when you get so moved by a story that you preface your advice with, "Listen to papa fluff".
Story 2: It's possible Karl was at least reprimanded by his wife.
Carl with a K: "It wasn't personal."
Me (having been through a marriage that ended when my wife ran off with her AP): "Pal...it doesn't GET any more personal."
Personally would’ve liked the second story much more if it wasn’t for the huge paragraph of backstory which was just how they met, but a good revenge regardless
Yeah, I just skipped through the child memories
@@jamieboy06 you don’t have to be a writer to write one of these stories, loads of other stories are written by normal people that don’t make me think it’s too much filler or backstory
@@jamieboy06 ???
@@jamieboy06 and I respect him for that, just personally idc about the backstory as much as I care for the revenge part
Story 1: this guy thought he covered his' tracks when really he was covered in tracks
Maybe your back wouldn't hurt if Karl wasn't breaking it.
Story 1: With the power of science, you can catch a thief that steals possessions within your office.
I love black light.
Covering the cheating GF’s belongings with the contents of Mitzi’s litter tray is the least she deserves OP! It’s frustrating how when a girl gets revenge on her cheating boyfriend like smashing his PS5 or cutting up his clothes she’s hailed as hero and is being strong but when a guy gets cheated on and gets some revenge he’s usually called ‘petty’ and expected to ‘just get over it’.
Or worse is blamed for being cheated on saying he didn’t give her enough attention or she ‘just got bored’. I’ve had a few guy friends whose GF’s cheated on them and the first thing people usually say is, “well what did you do? You must have done something to force her to do that!” Like the concept of a woman being the bad guy is completely foreign to them! 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Its funny and sad how that is. And in another way, if a guy defends himself from a woman who it literally attacking to do harm, he gets ridiculed. Or like what u said in a similar fashion, he must had done something to deserve it.
In truth, this is exactly why I'm all of my male friends' backup. If a girl starts treating one them bad, I'm able to get in the middle and be the bad guy, but at least something gets done. Girls can be assholes too, they just tend to be more subtle about it.
Edits are just corrections.
Imagine that, instead of Mitzi, the litter was from an adult intact tomcat's box! That stuff *reaks*!
The idea of a woman being the bad guy is a foreign concept to many people. Don't worry though,men are always the bad guys!
I love the story about the engineers catching the lunch thief.
The second story is great, too.
It's slightly reminiscent of a story out there about a widower OP finally finding love again, only to come home to see his woman knocking boots with a friend/boss/coworker who introduced OP to the woman.
OP send the girlfriend away on a resort girls trip, told the Judas of a male frenemy that he was making a second life altering decision, then enacted the best Nuclear revenge I've ever heard of.
Love that story!
Thanks for the great stories, Fluff Daddy!😘😘😍😍💖💖👍👍👋👋👋👋👋
i believe i heard that one, had me in tears
We’ve had best friends, landlords, brothers and so on… But cheating with the mechanic?!? That’s a new one lmao
Yes hilarious 🤣
I'm not sure why one person would need or even want to steal an entire department's lunches in a single day. What was he planning to do with them all? Most lunches will not save that long, and if he's head of sales there's certainly no reason he can't afford his own food.
Probably collecting them for his team. After all, he wants to be seen as a "good" leader.
Proving to himself that he can take whatever he wants and leave no one the wiser because he’s the smartest person in the world and everyone else is gullible sheep (no offense, Fluff).
Seriously, this doesn’t sound like a crime of greed, but a crime of ego.
Might have been thinking to sell them to others who didn't/forgot to bring theirs
story 1 if theres anything i learn from stories like these is never piss off engineers, they can very literally build your doom
My motto is:
Never piss off an Engineer.
We don't get mad.
We don't get even.
We go for over unity!
Your sushi is safe that is a blessing, he should’ve gotten some punishment for stealing lunches.
I would one up that.
I would lace some with laxatives and let the thief reveal himself. Or spike the lunch with ghost peppers.
Nice ones. My super mean combo is tranqs and lax. That way he falls asleep at his desk and then craps his pants.
Just imagine.
*yawn, pfffrrrrrt* oh, shi.. *snore*
@@emanymton7184 that's just evil lmao😈😈👹👹😈😈
Story 1 - And the interns then nearly dabbed on the sales head to death, enraged as they are by his plan to steal the lunches of other with the intent of pinning the blame on them.
That last one was Oscar award worthy. Like, no cops involved. BRAVO! BRAVO!!!!
Okay, you earned my subscription. You speak clearly and with an excellent cadence. You smooth over potential written errors seamlessly. And you skillfully avoid foul language. Note: I'm not against foul language. I think it has a time and place, and if you swear less often, when you finally DO swear, it has more impact. My advice to those who constantly use "f***ing" as a descriptor is, "You need better adjectives." 😉
HOOOOOOORAY PROREVENGE thanks Dark Fluff and Steveo. Sit back and enjoy a beer guys 🍺
Obviously he became a lunch thief in the first story because he could never make up his mind about what to have to eat.
Or because he's too cheap to buy his own food and was confident in getting away with it.
I def would have lost it if I'd pulled up right next to my partner's AP. There is no way in hell I would have been able to keep it together like OP at that moment. I do love how he handled the letter to the wife along with evidence along with changing the locks. The only thing I can say I would have done differently is to tell the GF via text that I knew she was cheating. That way she couldn't really argue with me since I wouldn't be listening. I also probably would have dropped off her bags of stuff/cat litter with the mom to let her know why her daughter will no longer be living with me.
LOL if you noticed, the username in Story 2 is a damn giveaway of the whole story [FCUK Karl]
When someone was stealing my lunch I started to spray pure ghost pepper oil on it. My lunch never went missing again lmao
What did his wife expect? You don't become a level headed, respectful person if you're named Carl with a K.
Considering that with a "K" is the common spelling in for example Germany, I think you need to fine tune your algorithm :)
Hey. There are many good Carl's with K's out there, he's just one of the few @$$whøl3$ exist
Good for OP for not giving her the time of day, she had one job b
Doing something against a cheater is good. They deserve it.
Especially after a few years when it's serious, have the courtesy to just brake up with them.
I'm sure Karl's wife thought it was personal
Wooohooo, DarkFluff and Stevo-O!! You made my evening listening to all the stories!!
I think OP was so nice when he decided not to ruin her weekend with her side man. 😂
“after a couple of weeks our lunches going missing we were all fed up”
but you weren’t exactly… fed? were you? lmao
Why did the head of sales in the first story steal lunches? His success just led to him feeling that he could get away with anything and deserved whatever he could take from people.
I wonder more why did he stole all the lunches for one day, how much can he eat? It's weird.. :0
@@ViktorsJournal Probably threw most of 'em in the trash.
2:45 in response to your response I think the best part was it not only on his hands but all over his face lmao
In story 2, I can relate to Sarah about what it’s like to have scoliosis and it’s not fun. I get back pains from laying in certain positions, makes me lean more over to one side, and the braces I had to wear were very uncomfortable, gave me sweat stains all over, prevented me from a lot of things, and it hurt a lot from it pushing into my side to keep me straight.
Sounds like Sarah found the right positions with something to push into her for her scoliosis though. Pretty sure 'cheat on your bf' isn't a prescribed medical treatment.
Scoliosis certainly sucks on a personal level though, born with mine and I swear sometimes someone is using a bone drill in my spine and hips without anaesthetic. The other times it's something hammering railroad spikes in 😣 Still not a parameter to cheat though.
I get a genuine (albeit mild) panic attack at the thought of eating somebody else’s lunch. You can’t trust them to not get weird things in their food
Idk what is about mechanics my husbands first wife cheated on him with his 4 wheeler mechanic.. 13 years later I still don't know if he was more upset about her or losing a good mechanic. Not that cheating is ever defensible but they were both miserable with each other. And while he was mad he was also relieved it was over.
I’ve been listening to Reddit channels for years and fluff was definitely one of the og’s. And throughout the years other channels have changed to the point that I just stopped listening, emkay seemed too different once Damien started doing gf videos and then just left and rslash just became too cocky, but fluff has never changed for the worst, I really enjoy this channel.
This all the way. Fluff is the go-to for revenge stories and entitled people for me!
Some sit too close the their microphone, with all the distortion that causes. It gives me a headache I've tried to explain it to some of them, but they just don't know how to use a microphone properly. As a retired Broadcast Engineer, and who owned a commercial sound business, it was my job to know proper micing.
Lowkey curious why that guy stole like, 20 lunches... What did he even do with that many?
Wow! First story - a DEPARTMENT HEAD stealing lunches...? Just Wow!
I always listen to these before I go to sleep. They're just great and you're an amazing reader!
@ No 1: " *"Diseased Pretzel(s)"* sounds like a great Band name or username ! 😂
Omg I want the copyright for this!
I don't know what it is about sales managers, but the lunch thief in a place I once worked was also the sales manager. He was the second highest paid person in the place and was stealing from people making little over minimum wage. He would go into the kitchen, search through everyone's lunch, then build his own lunch out of what he liked from that of other people.
I have this feeling sometimes at school when the dumbest thing pops in my head and I can't stop giggling like a damned fool
It's really painful when you find out someone you really care about isn't who you think they are. I hope the guy in the second story is doing well.
My brothers name is Karl and I was like maybe its about him but he doesnt own a shop.
The lunch thief didn’t know how to cook, or his partner couldn’t cook worth a crap, and he’s too cheap to buy himself a decent meal, so instead, he rather is labeled a lunch thief.
I absolutely love your vids fluff, I have to resist watching your vids till I'm at work, since I love listening to the stories on my break, keep up the great work, love you
Shout out the last guy. What a story teller. Hope he's doing better now❤
Story #2: I will NEVER get these cheaters! If you don't like beeing touched by your partner anymore WHY STAY?!! F! CK!! WHY don't they just break up!? As if THAT Was harder than concealing the cheating!
From story 1: I have to give credit to the guy who stole the lunches, Nobody would ever suspected the one guy who had the highest sales to do the stealing. Its like a spouse asking the other if they are cheating on them. The spouse is going to be so caught off guard they never would think of asking the question back. When in fact that spouse is the one who is cheating.
Second story; I think the guy didn't deserve her. I would of sent her stuff to her mom's house to add more salt lol.
Fluff! I anxiously wait for your afternoon videos everyday! Keep it up
Story 1: I do not like lunch thieves. What if one of the employees had dietary issues. They bring food from home. Usually that means that they can't just go to McDonald's or Taco Bell for lunch. Or what if they are on medication that has to be taken with food. That also means that they miss a dose until they get something else. So, if the food is not yours. LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I developed scoliosis and lordosis at the same time my hubby fell off a roof and broke both his feet and fractured his back!!!* But I’d *NEVER* cheat my man!!! I love my hubby too much to hurt him!!! ❤️
*I totally support what that dude did!!!* 😉
Love you Mr Fluff! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face daily💕
If someone was stealing my store bought sushi lunch, I may just accidentally forget to refrigerate it for a few hours before I put it in the lunch fridge.
Last story, I would have sent a letter and a copy of the phone records, etc to her mom too... You know, so that her mom knows to expect the daughter.
Awesome revenge on the cheating woman
#2, been there, done that, minus the cat crap. I crammed the bags into the car she drove, which I had given her. I still had the spare keys. didn't want her pretending she still lived with me with tenant/squatter rights. #1 chocolate ex-lax brownies in a store container, or capsaicin concentrate liberally sprinkled on the food. trust me, this is a laugh riot. done both minus the store container.
If anyone dumps cat litter on your clothes, there is a way to get the smell out. But it would be better to not cheat on someone who would dump cat litter on your clothes in retaliation.
So here's what you do about cat litter smell: Add some amonia to water and soak the clothes in it. Rinse well and wash with some oxi-clean. That did it for me. No, I didn't cheat, I left a favorite garment at a boyfriend's house and one of his mother's many cats decided it was his and dragged it into his litter box. I didn't hold it against the kitty though. All of her cats (7 of them) were little sweethearts.
Ah yes. The immature infatuation type. Get the passion of new love and think everything is over when it dwindles.
Sucks for him, but she is going to have a harsh life with that mindset. At least there were no kids involved.
Stealing peoples lunches every single day is not cool bring your own I love the karma though
Cat litter in her personal belongings brilliant she gave you shit now you’re giving her shit to take care of, All she had to do when she started the affair with the mechanic was say I found someone else it’s not that hard and obviously she didn’t care about OP
This isn't Pro Revenge. This is Petty Revenge.
Glad he kept the cat.
I think more people applauded the kitty litter thing than looked down on it
I whouldnt have given her back anything , they're not maried ,and all her stuff was in his place , i whould've gone the extra step to donate , burn , throw away , got lost ..everything she ownes that was in that house
Nothig like a marathon class stories. Keep up with finding great stories!
Ah time for story’s that make my life seam normal
Coming from a Engineer,
Imagine trying to " pull one on " the engineers, trained "problem solvers" (university level etc)
There are real geniuses in the industry, alot of em, just like scientists also have the same peppering of Gs,
Always intend your puns!! Own them!
The cat litter was childish and weak. I would have invited Karl's wife over when my gf got home and introduced her as Karl's wife.
I love the second story
Op is a good villian
NEVER screw with an Engineer
That first one was great.
Thanks for the stories Papa Fluff ♡♡♡
Leave it up to the engineer to absolutely destroy people it doesn’t matter if it’s with tripod mounted sentry guns or black light activated ink
honestly i couldn't enjoy the second story, OP just raised way too many red flags for me personally... im not saying im on the gf's side, absolutely not. OP just seems a bit too... intense, even before the revenge...
i agree. but i still think she shouldnt have cheated. if it doesnt work , break up. dont cheat
OMG I was just telling a co worker about the black light thief story.
Another great day with a video from fluff and Steveo
Finally some pro revenge stuff! Missed it.
10:22 The more I think about that part in story two the more the song Unholy by Sam Smith pops into my head…does anybody else feel the same way?
Having know a few thieves in my life the lunch thief stole for the thrill he got from getting away with it
Last story I say op was a jerk but not to the girl instead to the cat. That litter box was the cats favorite 🤣. Otherwise perfect revenge
He only emptied it to put fresh stuff into it. I'm sure the cat is fine 🤣
Heard these stories before but they're good ones
That pun was very intended...
Damn I wish I could read comments under this cheating story. And I am curious as to how Carl with a K 's wife reacted
what a great Coral story. Thanks DF
I'm the type of person to change my own locks, set his shit on fire
I got to say this. Those horns on the avatar makes me think of Cinnabon I don't know if cinnabunnies in other countries but here in America is a wonderful cinnamon roll that they still in shopping malls and stuff
Lunch thief, doggy doo doo sandwiches seem to solve the problem.
Aren't mechanics supposed to fix cars, not lay pipe?
Pro revenge! Pro revenge! Pro Revenge!
what??? is this the gay fluff day.... "i eat tufo... i do yoga".... YUCIK!!!! isnt' there a man in the house??
Anyone else worried that Fluff missed a day of posting?
Free Stevo and the videos!!!! Love your channel💖