Male writers be like: She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.
Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.
See, this is insane! Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this: She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.
@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black. If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say: "Her skin is tanned" "her skin is dark in color" "Her skin is bronze" Etc. Just search up names for skin tones. For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale" Though, that is overused. "her skin is like the color of sand" "Her skin complexion is like porcelain" "Her ivory skin was rough" These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire. The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.
@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic." Or "She looked extremely generic."
@@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal… In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general
"She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."
Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness
Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist
'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.
She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner! . . . Am I doing it right? XD
Interestingly enough, the book she was referring to is the opposite when it comes to this. Women are deadly, and some of the most powerful characters in the world of Witcher happen to be women.
"she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."
“She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀
Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye" Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.
And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant
That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference. Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.
If you dont like the book, stop reading it. I dont like country music, i dont buy music made by country artists and then complain about how country the country music is. Buy only books written by women. So u can read about their perfect complexion and flawless skills and how she can take care of herself and doesnt need a man. Read those books.
It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."
agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)
@@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.
Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO
chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny
"she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white." -A reiteration of something I read written by a male author
"This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them" A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃
These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus. "Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."
@@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."
As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂
I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"
I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.
I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.
@@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?
@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES
I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀
@@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.
There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.
@@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author
@@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind. It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors). Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....
... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"
If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.
Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.
So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes. These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t
As a man and an amateur writer - I am not planning on including any romance in my writing, for several reasons: 1) The story is a men in black / stranger thing's / SCP type of story with characters being chased by a secret agency that attempts to study the paranormal. Characters will have no time for romance 2) I am not insane like the male author there, but I do not any expirence with romantic relationships in real life so I will peobably write it unrealistically 3) I have more fun writing about characters going insane from seeing cosmic horrors while still managing to show human enginuity and intelligence against the unexplained and unnatural. I don't enjoy writing about a dude with a boner. Oh, and - one last thing, the main characters are a 16 year old boy goofball which is imaginatvie and creative and an acedemic prodigy 14 year old girl. Brother and sister. So even if I wanted romance it would be a bad idea
Some men say all this stuff about woman, but the second a woman talks about something that mostly men do they throw a tantrum 💀 Edit: I apologize if anyone felt generalized by my comment. That wasn't my intention at all. I edited it to fix this problem.
@@ashleylongley1628 True, if the world just accepted everyone for their differences and preferences and didn't hurt anyone or anything in the process. The world would be 100x better than it is now.
@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.
In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.
@@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.
There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"
i will never forget the time in 7th grade where we had to read this book at im being dead serious this is how the described the girl character (she was 17 btw😭) “Laurie had a gymnast body, which every girl gave her dirty looks for, and looked like a goth pixie” and later in the book it said “all 97 pounds of her turned around” NO 17 YEAR OLD GIRL IS 97 POUNDS LIKE💀💀💀💀
Female authors be like: Oh I can't decide between you two hunky chiseled men! I'll have to choose whoever's interesting characteristics best matches my bland lack of personality!
I once read a reader insert fanfic where the author described boobs as, "globes of flesh" and "pink areolas". That was a wild ride 💀 EDIT: Oh shit, I just remembered one last term in that particular fic. The author referred to vagina as "cunny". I really wish that bit had stayed forgotten.
I once read a FNaF smut fic on Wattpad some years ago and read "He pulled out his 2.5m long member..." And my only thought was: "How does that fit in his pants?" 😂😂
@@solus8685 It was moreso the fact that the author just assumed that the reader has pale skin tbh. Like they could have just said 'nipples' but with that additional description to it, it read more like the author was projecting rather than just writing a neutral reader insert fanfic.
Bro there are so many women romance novels that are hornier than anything I’ve ever read a man write. That shit gets detailed and graphic the amount of NTR excused away as “well they were meant to be together anyway so it’s okay” mind boggling
As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)
Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti... That's just from the top of my mind
@@efflorescentcrystal Dark romance is a touch horror and a touch kink, with some gothic inspiration, it is what it is, but are we just ignoring someone compared horny writing to "heavily breasted boobily as her ovaries overwrote her feeble female mind"?
True true, but we can give children a pass for being a bit cringy in their writing. Most of them are just having fun and aren't trying to sell anything. Adult men and women writing books for sale deserve a bit more criticism from their readership as their writing is supposed to be more nuanced and mature.
“Her skin was like coffee, coffee that was mostly milk because she was white”
Stanziiii
Don't forget the appropriate amount of freckles
MiLkYyyyy
"No one noticed her"
"Everyone called her abs for short"
“Her name was Aurora Borealis, abs for short”
(Probably paraphrasing??)
Male writers be like:
She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.
Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.
See, this is insane!
Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this:
She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return
So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.
@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black.
If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say:
"Her skin is tanned"
"her skin is dark in color"
"Her skin is bronze"
Etc. Just search up names for skin tones.
For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale"
Though, that is overused.
"her skin is like the color of sand"
"Her skin complexion is like porcelain"
"Her ivory skin was rough"
These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire.
The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.
@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic."
Or
"She looked extremely generic."
@@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal…
In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general
"Her ovaries could sense the strong male presence in the room, her womb thumped"
“I hear your woomb beat to the beat of the drum” 🎼
@@maggs-zo8umLMAO😭😭💀
@@maggs-zo8um IM FCKING CRYING 😭
A/B/O fanfics be like:
is this a real sentence from a real book because istg
*meanwhile female authors writing a description of gays like they have never met one.
We agree that writers should write things they know about 😂😂😂
that's why we love Mr. Riordan for putting in extensive research to write his homos
We have to create Mr. Darcy because the reality that every single man IS Dr. Jekyll AND Mr. Hyde is too much to "bear".
That’s why I’m a lesbian Wattpad writer lol I have experience
@@scaradoptedSOLANGELOOOOOO
"Her breast breasted breastily" this isn't real but it very well could be
It probably is somewhere...
I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I don't remember.
She breasted boobily and titted downwards.
Pretty sure there was a very similar line in a King novel
@@eggcosplays7924 WHAT LMAO
Breasting boobily
"She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."
HELP 😂😂😂
I swear, everyone in this comment section could club together to write the most successful comedy fantasy novel to have ever graced the shelves😂
@@laurenaspreyart Fr
That first sentence sounds like a roast chicken fresh from the rotisserie XD
this is the best one
“Her smiled showed her beautiful teeth like a piano not because they were white, but because they both had gaps.”
Her diastema perfectly matched the sharp contrast of naturals and accidentals seen on a piano. 😍😍
@@alfredandersson875 I hollered
@@alfredandersson875 😭😭😭
😭stop I really can't take this comment section
im crying 😭
It's the same thing for female authors. Fifty shades, twighlight, even war cross.
Right - some authors just suck - kind of a sexist take.
Thank you
Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness
Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist
Indeed. Its worldwide too. People just don't understand the subject and yet have the absolute confidence to write it.
"And she boobily breasted down the stairs because she was a female woman girl."
WTFF LMAO 😭😭 BOOBILY BREASTED I CANT
NAH I CACKLED 💀
WHEEZING OMFG 💀😭😭😭
Me irl those thangs thangin
@@rebbecawitt581 😭😭
"She came running her breasts were flying everywhere like beachballs caught in a hurricane"
I laughed 😭
Listen he ain't wrong, but that shit hurts like fu-
@@PeterorPetra If only men had testicles on their chest.
@@roxassora2706 ikr!
Wheezed at this 😂
Both male and females have sexist takes in novels if you want good unbiased writing in a novel read Blood Meridian
Best. Book. Ever. If you have a strong enough stomach that is. Never be a movie though.
She needs to see how awful the fantasy books written by women are they are so much worse lmfao.
Yeah I watched a video about booktok and the types of books some women read and it is disturbing. Whether they are written by a man or woman.
Page 14: [...] Paige is a happy girl........
Page 23: [...] As her soft, round, perky bo--
They always use perky tho 💀💀
I SAW ONE DESCRIBE NIPS AS PEPPERONI.
@@Thesilliestofthemall77 ain't no way 💀💀💀
@@urlocalrat420 it was a minor too 💀
@@Thesilliestofthemall77 ikr, like they always gotta be 14,15,16 😭
what kinda books are you people reading??? reading these comments have me flabbergasted 💀💀💀
'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.
I feel like it was Aurora Borealis, but maybe that was a different video
She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner!
. . .
Am I doing it right? XD
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AURORA BOREALIS CRUSH MANKIND?
I don’t get it
@@Bustermachinesmh at these unrealistic beauty standards. You think everyone can afford that kinda weaponry in this economy?
I read a book that introduced a character with,”She had breast, for she was female.”
BYE.
Author's got a point tho
“She had perfect ZZ size chest, perky boobs that smiled at the sight of me. They were full and well sized”
saying this out of context exposes your stupidity
“Woman weak..Man strong!!!” She whispered
WTF-
Said no one ever.
@@phoenixxxashez YUP
Interestingly enough, the book she was referring to is the opposite when it comes to this. Women are deadly, and some of the most powerful characters in the world of Witcher happen to be women.
"she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."
it do be like that sometimes
It do tho
😂😂😂
Those things aren't even attractive anyways 😂
Fantasy tv shows also be like this lol 😂
“She rolled her eyes. Her breasts seemed to roll with them in unison.”
STAWPPP 😂😂😂
NOOOOO
I REMEMBER THAT ONE WHERE TF IS IT FROM HELPPP
@@blank-xh7qoIT CANT BE REAL RIGHT? 😭
@@Who_evenamIanymoreBUT IT ISSSS 😭😭😭😭😭
Rick Riordan in the corner with several badass female characters
Real though (piper’s eh though)
@S1lena_IsThe1_4U no no she's badass if anything it's drew that's ok. Wait no even drew is written pretty good
@@Gacha.wolfie1839 Piper never really interested me (I love all the Aphrodite cabin members they’re just icons especially lacy and drew)
@S1lena_IsThe1_4U well it's your opinion
reyna was so iconic tbh
"her beauty illuminated the room, but, not like the other girls.. I waved, her breast burned red as her frail hand silently waved back" 😭
Her name was Aurora Borealis and she wasn't like other girls
STANZI LMFAO-
"This is statistically true"
They called her abs
She had a 67 mile long spine and wore socks on her wrists.
At this time of year!?
“She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀
I feel like I’ve seen that before
@@Luna_tech2 Where? Genuinely asking lol I don’t think I ever saw that-
So she had Alexandria's Genesis?
@@andromeda_va39 what?💀
@@SilliestfriendI think it's one of Stanzi Potenzas Reels
Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye"
Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo
Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.
Even the weirdest things I’ve written at 3AM sound way better than this.
Men write two types of women: damsel (with no agency and mommy milkers) or badass ( also with no agency and mommy milkers but this time with GUN)
And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant
THEY'VE GOT TITTIES AND A SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!
That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference.
Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.
The only difference is how they could kill you
your pfp jump scared me for a sec cause i have the same one
“Her rose red lips pursed in silent disapproval as her smooth eyebrows gently furrowed and her boobs frowned”
‘Boobs Frowned’ 😂😂😂
HELP
💀💀💀
Not the boobs 😂💀
FR 💀💀💀💀💀
She should read how female authors write men in their "romance" books
Exactly. It's 50 50 bruh. Grass is just as dirty and brown and dead on the other side.
If you dont like the book, stop reading it. I dont like country music, i dont buy music made by country artists and then complain about how country the country music is. Buy only books written by women. So u can read about their perfect complexion and flawless skills and how she can take care of herself and doesnt need a man. Read those books.
I'll never understand why authors can't just rub one out _before_ they start writing 💀
Horny is the only emotion they can use to write
This is actually lowkey good advice 😂
Oddly enough, it’s easier to think with one hand occupied. For me at least, I tend to fidget with my paper edge sometimes.
you have no idea how hard i laughed at this omfg 😂😂
@@Un.knownsbro I think that’s adhd
"Her skin was smooth, like chocolate.."
"White chocolate.."
Hahahaha
I dont get it. Why is everyone calling the women white?
@@malachi3369because chances are they like white women and "aren't" racist
@@malachi3369 male authors have a tendency to whitewash their love interest in their books
@@ireallylikenuggets9490 you cant whitewash something that was never not white in the first place
"Woman weak... Man strong..." 💀
Nothing wrong with it
@@Zandacross77 UH... Just because *man* have more stronger physique than women.. doesn't necessarily mean women are weak?
“Woman strong… man strong… human strong together… separate weak”
@@Ace-Intervention Agreed
It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."
agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)
@@im_in_ur_walls_run Have you ever read female author romance stories? Those books are plagues.
@@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.
Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO
chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny
Wattpad Storys be like 😂😂😂
Fr
genuinely upsetting how many stories on that site are sexist
@@greydub1414 I meannnn yeah that is true, haven't run into those yet tho, I've only heard of them
Nawh the Wattpad alpha ads 😨
@@jkdonnie23 FR 😭
"she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white."
-A reiteration of something I read written by a male author
HELP WHAT 💀
"Whiter than the moon and submissive"? bruh that ain't your girl, that's Golum
@@wiffywiffy7896I XANT BTEATHE-
@@wiffywiffy7896STOPPPPPP I LOVE YOU 😂🥶
@@wiffywiffy7896 LMAOO
Meanwhile women describing men in books…… nvm I don’t think I can say the stuff Sarah has written..
We do not claim her nor Coleen Hoover 😭
Mine is just mostly described as the somber boy with the oil painting eyes
@@mememologies7363 stay innocent please
Tell me you do not read that much without telling me you do not read that much.
“She breasted boobily to the stairs.”
Lmfao yes
I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀
And titted downstairs
"And titted downward."
STOP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THERES A TORNADO A CITY AWAY AND IM LAUGHING AT A BOOB JOKE 😭😭😭
"This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them"
A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃
whats his name and what did he write?
NOOOO i hate that this is a real thing 😭😭😭
The book is called Nevernight
Meanwhile made in abyss fans explaining why it is totaly normal for an 8 year old girl to have size D...
_i hate the fact that I immediately knew which book you were talking about_
Female authors are crazier bruh. Ive seen the type of shit my girl reads
Colleen Hoover.
I've read most of the comments in this comment section and finally someone says it. Ladies writers can be just about as unhinged and horny lol
We don't except cooler hover as a writer 😭💀
@@oaklane820 Is that even English? It reads like complete nonsense.
I swear if she was a boy talking anout female authors the comment section would be a warzone
Nope. It still would be funny and no one would really get offended because we know its true
@@H.Ahmed0yeah, sure buddy 😂😂😂
These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus.
"Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."
"The man was at least as tall as a bicycle. He had a haircut and wore an outfit that looked a lot like what he usually wore on similar occasions."
😂🤣😂🤣
@@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."
this is the best comment in here for sure
As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂
male authors write like 13 y/o wattpad smut authors who have only ever interacted with one woman in their life
IM WHEEZING
My favorite book series is written by a guy and has a really good female protag, but then there’s the plan creepy ones…😭💀
And it was their mother 2 weeks after their birth (she left and never came back)
Aren't the majority of Wattpad writers women between like 12-22
If all ur looking for is cheesy romance then ya that's what ur gonna find buddy.
I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"
Okay I’m a man and I’ve tried to write some fantasy stories and they don’t end up like this they just end up being about dragons 😅😂
Thank god😢 keep it like that pls
@@armina0033 lmao yeah WOF is my main inspo all the time so that’s probably why lol 😂
@@CallmehWaffleWOF is the only book series I’ve actually gone out of my way to buy.
@@CallmehWaffle WOF is actually so damn good
@@Hershey1000 actually same I have the whole damn collection
“And she was young, at sixteen…” “what the fuck”
👀
FBI OPEN UP-
@@allyson8948 😭😭😭
I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes.
Yeah I read a Dean Koontz book that was like that. The 16 year old "rubbed her wet breasts in the mirror". Needless to say, I got rid of the books.
@@tforceraven so now im going to cry myself to sleep every night from hearing that description
the male version of this is
"the balls testicularly drooped from the ballsack"
😂 LOL
That doesn't even make grammatical sense.
@@PredatorH2O thats the point, babe... they are so focused on the WOMAN CHARACTER that they forget to write a character that is a woman
@@facelessdrone Not really what I'm reffering to.
Men write a book 📖
Women - “and I took that personally 😤”
why do male authors write like those wattpad self insert fanfics written by 13 yr old girls-
And this is why I read male authors specifically to make feminists cry.
Clearly none of the men in this comment section have read before
Ya I’m not trying to diss men just many prominent male authors that lack self control 😭
@@funkyfrogbait I get it. I love your content btw.
Ikr clearly that's how girls writers write characters if not read any Wattap story, 50 shades of Grey, twilight, the kissing booth ect
I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.
@@funkyfrogbait fair
I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.
But it's fan service tho?
@@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?
@@roftherealm3418 Oh damn the author wanted it to be a serious story? I definitely get why fan service wouldn't fly lmao
@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES
@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Real fan service would be the guy getting scalped for having those thoughts 😂😂 now that would be fan servicing
"Her hair was as green and magical as a... A swamp from Shrek."
That is so true- what makes it worse that I once read a book like that, but it was written by a woman...
That is true. Women do it too. What we often forget is women can also be horny like men lol.
I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀
PLEASE WRITE GOOD THINGS
@@CakeKitty135 haha don't worry I do. I write books that aren't like that
@@WarmxCoffee Yay!!!!!!!! Do you write slowburn? I love that
@@CakeKitty135 define slow burn
@@WarmxCoffee It's like romance, except it take nearly the entire book for them to fall in love and confess
Character: "i'm not into intimacy"
Author: "detailingly describes every pair of boobs that he sees"
That's not intimacy that's male sexuality - about as far removed from intimacy as you can get.
@@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.
@@sbp4215 you dont understand male sexuality, and that is fine, but don't pretend like you know, when it's so obvious that you dont have a clue.
@@sbp4215 sexuality and intimacy are extremely closely related
Wtf are the books you're reading. I don't think I've ever read any fantasy fiction that just goes off about describing someone's boobs.
When an adult romance book sounds more alien than the "Aliens" movie:
ALIENS MENTIONED
Gender wars, yay 💀
There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.
Alexa play Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
What was the name of the book?
@@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author
could it be that the mentioning of boobs contributed to showing how the man hyper-focused on the wrong things and misinterpreted his secretary?
@@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind.
It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors).
Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....
... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"
That’s better tbh
at least it is not gross
@@KattensBegravelse exactly
That's pretty complimenting way to describe someone
@@gashousesgeekhouse2851mans describing the skin like he wants to wear it to a dinner party.
Female authors be like:as the disgusting vile for a male approached the princess, she felt true love for the first time. Like bro tf
Oh shit I got pinned ty
There’s nothing like that in that Witcher novel
“Woman… weak,…. Man.. strong..”
HAD ME CACKLING. WHY.
Fr it sounded like dobby ngl
@@YourNumber2gingerNOT DOBBY AHAHRHRHHR
I mean.....that’s basically the entire series of Gor.
Because it's factually true
@@Xeno_Solarus ...
"As she sat down, I fantasized about being a chair"
HBSFJWHXWXXUWUWUWUWDUWFYTFYDRWYWYW💀💀💀💀 WHAT
That is so true
@@BlueBino_ lol
No... if any human wrote that in a book, I want to die
@@RKSTUFF357 I would've said "don't do that there's sm to live for!!♡" but same😔✊
didn't even have to start a video to realise that I hope you will fix your relationships with your parents❤
Hmmmm.. green hair.. short hair... white skin... nose pierced.. black nails.. she was right they all do look the same lmao
Based Mob
“Women weak, men strong.” Killed me. I am writing from hell rn. Satan is so nice to lend me I’m his phone so I can comment.
cat blue.
Omg can you say hi to him for me we sort of met before going there for winter break 😍
Omg, Satan do you have your phone back? Hiii, its your queen Junko Enoshima! 😊 Dont expect me to see you, I _always come back_ .
If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.
If it’s that serious then don’t read them sorry that male romance is well…. romantic and designed for men.
"her boobs bounce in excitement" -author
you know my boobs sometimes bark at the door like a dog too sometimes, very hard issues 😢😢
STOPPP 😭
Bro 💀 our boobs only "bounce in excitement" if we, ourselves, are fully bouncing. Or running, but both of those hurt like fu-
😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭✋✋DUDE STOP STOP BRO!!!
The “her emerald eyes-“ already made me laugh way too quickly 💀
cry more woke
As a manga reader this is not just a novel issue 😂
except Isayama, the only thing that man writes is death and pain😂😂
@@niehuaisangsknees guess that's why the civil war that happened after chapter 139 was worth it.
And then the girl is gonna be 16💀
Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.
@spacediino I never put a skull
All books: She wasn't like other girls. She was beautiful, quiet, smart, talented, and everybody hated her.
Fr 😭😭
So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes.
These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t
"But one day, she let her hair down, and took off her glasses"
And everyone hated her lol
Thats literally every boring ass female oc that came after Bella but ok.
As a man and an amateur writer - I am not planning on including any romance in my writing, for several reasons:
1) The story is a men in black / stranger thing's / SCP type of story with characters being chased by a secret agency that attempts to study the paranormal. Characters will have no time for romance
2) I am not insane like the male author there, but I do not any expirence with romantic relationships in real life so I will peobably write it unrealistically
3) I have more fun writing about characters going insane from seeing cosmic horrors while still managing to show human enginuity and intelligence against the unexplained and unnatural. I don't enjoy writing about a dude with a boner.
Oh, and - one last thing, the main characters are a 16 year old boy goofball which is imaginatvie and creative and an acedemic prodigy 14 year old girl. Brother and sister. So even if I wanted romance it would be a bad idea
"Her nipples were wagging like a dog's tail"
CACKLED AT THIS
OMFG 😭😭😭🐶
NOT THE NIPPLES
HELP-
The amount of times Ive heard nipples so abruptly in books😂😂😂
the men in this comment section are so hilariously upset lmfao
it's always so funny
I find more guys saying it's BS.
Some men say all this stuff about woman, but the second a woman talks about something that mostly men do they throw a tantrum 💀
Edit: I apologize if anyone felt generalized by my comment. That wasn't my intention at all. I edited it to fix this problem.
@@totallygarnular Everyone says everything about everyone I wish we could all just get along.
@@ashleylongley1628 True, if the world just accepted everyone for their differences and preferences and didn't hurt anyone or anything in the process. The world would be 100x better than it is now.
"Never judge a book by its cover"
Judge it by its author
“Then, then demon portal opened and killed both of them.”
You can see the difference between a woman writing a submissive/dominant woman vs a man writing a submissive/dominant woman. It’s kinda funny.
what's the difference
@@tonyisnotdeadthose big, rosy, vanilla scented milkers. This is the difference.
@@fidadefoeso just like any other woman described in a book
@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.
@@TheIndigo1childBecause her boobs boobily swayed to the soft enchanting music
In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.
Is it by any chance "the things they Carried"???
Sounds like a James Bond film
in my perception, it has always been coupled with violence of some sort which is kinda alarming ngl
@@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.
Everything involved in this short is so toxic. Both sides, both interpretations, people being ironic or unironic. Just awful.
Ong
we're surely *evolving*
There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"
Sounds like the writer had some passive agressive thoughts about women taking too long in the bathroom.
Piss kink
wtf 💀 sounds like the author had like a pee kink or something gross
*Tonight's Episode: THE AUTHORS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH*
💀💀that’s vile omg
“‘Welcome back Mr. Quail,’ she fluttered, her melon shaped breasts bobbing with agitation.” - Philip K. Dick
Is this a real passage???
Bruh what 😂 this can't be real.. Please tell me it's not real 😮
Ah yes, my breasts also bob as soon as I am agitated. 😂😂😂 this can’t be real, omg, please.
I am imagining them shaped like a futuro melon: long, pointy, and with ridges, sticking straight out like a low-poly model.
Boobs defy gravity once again
And her name was Aurora Borealis
Funny, because there's literally a whole genre of fiction called Harlequin Romance designed to objectify the male form, but whatever....
Meanwhile, girls: he growled, hissed, clenched, darkly, orbs
@@madamabelladonna3704 but ORBS
@@treblegames84Eyes. 😭 They're eyes and I hate it. I hate that description. 😭😭
I read that as one sentence and i need to explode
As a female writer I have indeed used all of these. 🤣 I just write mostly for stress relief tho.
LNFAO YES
“She was special,she had a condition that made her not have armpit hair”
I really needed to laugh today, thanks
@@EverydayYounglifeGlad it made you happier:>
On a serious note i actually do have a condition that makes me not have hair in that area
I mean, not everyone does... 😅
And she was ashamed of being a weirdo. She just wanted to be normal
i will never forget the time in 7th grade where we had to read this book at im being dead serious this is how the described the girl character (she was 17 btw😭) “Laurie had a gymnast body, which every girl gave her dirty looks for, and looked like a goth pixie” and later in the book it said “all 97 pounds of her turned around” NO 17 YEAR OLD GIRL IS 97 POUNDS LIKE💀💀💀💀
Female authors be like: Oh I can't decide between you two hunky chiseled men! I'll have to choose whoever's interesting characteristics best matches my bland lack of personality!
I once read a reader insert fanfic where the author described boobs as, "globes of flesh" and "pink areolas". That was a wild ride 💀
EDIT: Oh shit, I just remembered one last term in that particular fic. The author referred to vagina as "cunny". I really wish that bit had stayed forgotten.
I once read a FNaF smut fic on Wattpad some years ago and read "He pulled out his 2.5m long member..." And my only thought was: "How does that fit in his pants?" 😂😂
@@FarrahKeks LMAOOOO nawww that was an elephant trunk 💀💀💀 whoever wrote that fic must have been horny AF 😂
Fanfic writers using 30 different terms for a male appendage:
Pink areolas is the most normal thing I've read here tbh. That's a weird thing to bring up but neither unrealistic nor oddly worded
@@solus8685 It was moreso the fact that the author just assumed that the reader has pale skin tbh. Like they could have just said 'nipples' but with that additional description to it, it read more like the author was projecting rather than just writing a neutral reader insert fanfic.
at this point i just hope they're of legal age
The bar so low we trip on it
@@Casperhateslife No I think the bar is even lower than that, people are tripping over it in hell.
they probably aren't💀
Looking at you, Stephen King, ya nasty 🤮
Don't worry, Geralt does sleep with a seventeen year old at some point!
as male when i write stories i dont even know what to do with myself and i just write "he/she had a family, the end of character development"
I’m offended because I’m a male writer but write NOTHING like that.
"Woman weak, man strong" i legitimately laughed to tears 💀
Fuckin removed my lungs
I almost choked once because I was reading a fanfic that seemed perfectly normal.
*And then the female walked in.*
Lol
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
@@v4mp-gutz-4q18 *action music starts playing*
FanFic name?
That is legit "Press Shift to run..." vibes.
💀💀💀💀
I can’t with this cuz it’s so true 💀
Bro there are so many women romance novels that are hornier than anything I’ve ever read a man write. That shit gets detailed and graphic the amount of NTR excused away as “well they were meant to be together anyway so it’s okay” mind boggling
As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)
Rip my dad red me those books the Tiffany achings first since I was 6 lol rip best authet
Ya literally the only one I have read that didn't do this was middle grade and it was percy jackson soooo... that tells you something
@@InkFiCTi the percy jackson author is great💕
Yeah Terry Pratchett was an amazing author.
Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti...
That's just from the top of my mind
Female authors be doing the same thing I cannot escape the horniness with either of them ill just hide in my juvenile fiction corner where it’s safe
Unless the author makes the female like the man and the man like a cinnamon roll
This comment and the reply literally describes majority of the booktok book recommendations and their "dArK rOmAnCe" books like 💀
Edit: grammar
Fr!
@@efflorescentcrystal Dark romance is a touch horror and a touch kink, with some gothic inspiration, it is what it is, but are we just ignoring someone compared horny writing to "heavily breasted boobily as her ovaries overwrote her feeble female mind"?
I'll stick to Tolkien...
Every time I hear the "woman weak men strong" it reminds me off "ceaser weak, coba weaker
THE ROTPOTA REFERENCE
Would she rather he wrote about nose rings and clown hair?
“As she walked into the room, i looked at her. Her breasts looked back at me with a nice wide smile”
Wow thats a lot of likes
Oh god that just gave me the worst possible picture in my head😭😭
@@lillyluna4666 SORRY LMAOOO
HELP ME I IMAGINES THE BREAST GROWING A FACE AND NOW ITS ENGRAVED INTO MY MIND
@@GUARDIAN.ANGEL.GABBY. LAMOO
@@GUARDIAN.ANGEL.GABBY.LMAOOZOOSFOADAEDWEfFSRFSRFDFFVFV
Admittedly, the example writing in this short is also applicable to teenage girl wattpad quality storytelling 😭
True true, but we can give children a pass for being a bit cringy in their writing. Most of them are just having fun and aren't trying to sell anything.
Adult men and women writing books for sale deserve a bit more criticism from their readership as their writing is supposed to be more nuanced and mature.
Says more about the quality of the 'professional' writers' books than the teens on wattpad who probably don't know any better
It's different because children and adults are different lol
I'm glad I don't write like that, mainly because most of my maincharacters are men
can we pin this comment pls? Ut’s up
in here spittin FACTS! 🔥👍😎