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  • @sooyaa942
    @sooyaa942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16260

    unpopular fact:
    when a girl eats, it means she's hungry. *sunset picture*

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

      When a girl says she needs to study for a test, it means that she wants to pass the test *Sunset Picture*

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      unpopular fact:
      if a girl threatens to eat your spleen, don’t run and happily follow her into the basement with the smell of eleven corpses and the dismembered heads hanging from the ceiling. she simply wants to watch a movie with you.
      *sunset picture*

    • @sooyaa942
      @sooyaa942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 girl here 🙋‍♀️ can confirm

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@sooyaa942 I appreciate the confirmation! (as an ex-girl, I wasn’t sure if this was still correct)

    • @lovetragic.
      @lovetragic. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      unpopular fact: when a girl laughs, that usually means shes happy. *sunset picture*

  • @bigmilkman
    @bigmilkman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10682

    Girl fact

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      So true bestieee 😩😩🤪

    • @bigmilkman
      @bigmilkman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      @@SN-vn6wb only true science here ❤️

    • @tt-qq4xq
      @tt-qq4xq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      also mean you should grab her and stalk her 💕

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Source: Trust me bro.

    • @AddieDrawer
      @AddieDrawer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      The fact that your name and pfp is Bakugo makes this funnier, idk why

  • @copiaenthusiast
    @copiaenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    unpopular girl fact: girls love it when you give them your credit card info, your 1st pets name, your mother's maiden name, and your hometown! 🥰

    • @oliviareynold312
      @oliviareynold312 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      Giving girls your social security number establishes trust in the relationship! #girlfacts

    • @skyisreallyhigh3333
      @skyisreallyhigh3333 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Wait, is this why my credit is so bad?

    • @juliahart8593
      @juliahart8593 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Not to mention your parents' adjusted gross income for the 2021 tax year!

    • @MCHKTUN
      @MCHKTUN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah, we really do!!

    • @user-hr6he8ou4l
      @user-hr6he8ou4l 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      damn straight!

  • @comettherockmaster
    @comettherockmaster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +504

    Remember if you see a girl walking home alone at night, don't approach her, this can make you seem creepy. Instead sprint at her on all fours, this will make you resemble a friendly dog (girls love dogs.) And she will know that you are there to protect her and she will feel safe.

    • @ZaradkielArkAnghel
      @ZaradkielArkAnghel หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Filthy frank style

    • @toasttheroast
      @toasttheroast หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Omg thanks girly pop

    • @bakageyama222
      @bakageyama222 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I’m WHEEZING 💀
      The fact that I imagined a guy running in his all fours with his long legs looking like a spider 😭😭

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      i laughed out loud - thanks

    • @neyademon1021
      @neyademon1021 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      this is comedy gold XD

  • @bonitoflakes4825
    @bonitoflakes4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15764

    When a girl says "Who tf are you? Get out of my house or I'm going to call the cops" it means that she's actually secretly planning your wedding in her mind and is just playing hard to get to spice things up. #girlfacts

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

      Then they get married happily ever after. The end 😍

    • @pupsotired6225
      @pupsotired6225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

      wattpad fanfics be like:

    • @trypotherapy7478
      @trypotherapy7478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      It gets even better if she pulls out a gun or tries to stab you- Then she's REALLY INTO YOU 🤩

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@pupsotired6225 SO TRUEE! 💀💀💀

    • @vaidehi_n
      @vaidehi_n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@pupsotired6225 💀 I have comr across such exact wattpad troops

  • @sparrowhunter1671
    @sparrowhunter1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18600

    "if a girl goes silent during a conversation she's probably overthinking" bro I'm straight up not paying attention

    • @paulblartmallgth6652
      @paulblartmallgth6652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

      That was probably the most cringy-est one. I would like to think that most of these are trolls but on the other hand, I think most of these dudes are serious 😂😂😂

    • @katm6744
      @katm6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This!!!

    • @nickc389
      @nickc389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      wait but why won't you be paying attention in the middle of a convo?
      i don't mean anything bad by this, just wanna understand as i can be pretty oblivious to these things sometimes, sorry in advance🙏

    • @lilacviita2575
      @lilacviita2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      @@nickc389 idk sometimes they might find u annoying or boring or sometimes they might not be so social to interact back

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      @@nickc389 Sometimes I zone out when conversations are boring or I just really don't like who's talking

  • @vampire_vinnie.
    @vampire_vinnie. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

    This genre isnt a twinge of cringe, its a mile of something vile.

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Facts, some of those 'facts' are literally probably counted as SA 💀 it's ridiculous

    • @heidokij
      @heidokij 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@V8VIANN3”If she pulls away, pull her back.”
      **wagging finger** nuh uh! you’re touching me without my consent!

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@heidokij also, men ☕

    • @noir._.drawingz4466
      @noir._.drawingz4466 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@V8VIANN3wallahi 💀🤚🏼

    • @V8VIANN3
      @V8VIANN3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@noir._.drawingz4466 your pfp is FACTS

  • @Yowatchadoing
    @Yowatchadoing ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Everyone always asks “what are girls” but no one says "how are girls"

    • @princesaguayoyo
      @princesaguayoyo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      got you a better one: "why are girls"

    • @sleepless_child
      @sleepless_child 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ​@princesaguayoyo more like: "who are girls"

    • @breadman7837
      @breadman7837 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      “When are girls”

    • @kasb3rry
      @kasb3rry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "Where are girls"

    • @mizookgokaboomy
      @mizookgokaboomy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      “Are girls?”

  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13948

    I tried to dress up as a girl to gain insider info, but everyone kept calling me a drag queen? I don't even drag race nor am I royalty

    • @xavierbrown4051
      @xavierbrown4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

      Ah, that's because you were performing in a nightclub.

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

      Material gworrllll

    • @bellabyers2929
      @bellabyers2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      @@xavierbrown4051 an easy mistake I too have made the mistake in my life

    • @Drek.i
      @Drek.i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      cocaine

    • @Yousefgomea
      @Yousefgomea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Have you perhaps considered becoming a femboy

  • @urschkun
    @urschkun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12290

    I love that these "girl facts" make it seem like we're a different type of species that move like NPC #girlboss

    • @katz1815
      @katz1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      Yas queen👸skinny legend😜Versace boots👾the house down🏚slay queen🤩hunsey mama👱🏼‍♀️and I oop😙daddy work😝charli xcx🎤snatched my wig💇🏽‍♀️

    • @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174
      @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@katz1815 what

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      @@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 somebody didn't slay the house down today...

    • @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174
      @squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@turyabhatkar more like somebody didnt snatch the versace boots of charli hunsey mama's daddy

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Breaking News: men still clueless about women, more at eleven

  • @royaltyisfound
    @royaltyisfound ปีที่แล้ว +533

    2:26 i guess deaf girls and blind boys can’t ever fall in love

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess ปีที่แล้ว +15

      rip

    • @q4yv
      @q4yv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      blind? NO BITCHES. deaf? NO BITCHES

    • @genericyoutubecommenter589
      @genericyoutubecommenter589 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      i dont even read fanfics but god if that isn't the best fanfic prompt

    • @limpaika
      @limpaika 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Okay but lets say it might happen, how would they communicate? No sign language bc hes blind and no talking because I mean yeah deaf people can talk, but it would really take much effort to communicate.
      And how would they meet, every step they would take into the relationship would require much effort from the girls side because talking isnt easy when you cant hear etc.
      But I dont know much about that, I might be wrong and overanalysing

    • @Idknlandwh123
      @Idknlandwh123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm physically girl, so I'm deaf?

  • @blushives4888
    @blushives4888 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    unpopular girl fact: if you text her that you love her and she responds "how did you get my number" or "why are you outside my house" or even possibly "i'm calling the cops you psychopath" she's really saying she's interested in you and you should try to ask her on a date again

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      bonus: if she locks you in jail, what she really means is that she wants to lock you down in marriage!

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Or, ‘who are you, I’m scared, why are you with a knife’(girls love the knife, btw!) it means she’s totally into u

    • @Nahida_The_Stalker
      @Nahida_The_Stalker 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@_StrayKidsForever_I agree StrayKids are the besttt ♡

  • @plu_plu_pluto
    @plu_plu_pluto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12122

    “When a boy is in love he acts like a child, when a girl is in love she acts like a mother”
    Yes officer, this post right here

    • @space.404
      @space.404 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lol wtf

    • @luckybat7137
      @luckybat7137 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      Sigmund Freud has entered the chat

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Freud is throwing a party in hell right now

    • @Bread-hh8ys
      @Bread-hh8ys ปีที่แล้ว +584

      According to that post that has the source of: trust me bro
      Then gay couples would be toddlers screaming trying to out-kid eachother.
      Then lesbian couples would be mothers trying to out-mother eachother.

    • @millytheotterlover1680
      @millytheotterlover1680 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The true fact is that when a boy just generally exists, they act like a child. 😂

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31313

    "When a boy is in love he will act like a child, when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" SECURITY!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

    • @emilykaylin3209
      @emilykaylin3209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

      mommy issues alert🚨

    • @Guardist
      @Guardist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +906

      @@Guardist 👮🏻‍♀️👮🏼👮🏽‍♂️

    • @lolar108
      @lolar108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

      security alert security alert! wee woo wee woo

    • @Iluveyuu
      @Iluveyuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      everyday men r proving freud is right

  • @chiken4065
    @chiken4065 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I hate when they say its a "psychology fact" so more people trust them even though its such bs 💀

  • @buff-SCOTTISH-Man-Drinks-TEA
    @buff-SCOTTISH-Man-Drinks-TEA ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Friends are Food not Fish"
    This was the most powerful message I've ever heard.

  • @LeahD123
    @LeahD123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8094

    The popularity of the fact “If a girl goes silent in a conversation she’s probably overthinking” just shows that a lot of men assume women have no other priorities, interests, or responsibilities other than engaging in uninterrupted conversation with them. Like nah dude I’m just more interested in this tv show than talking to your boring ass.

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Not only that, but they followed it with "repeat what you said so she won't overthink again".Like dude I'm not stupid, I just don't give a shit.True, in some case, I overthink a lot, but if something in a conversation annoyed me, I just...talk about it??

    • @madeline5493
      @madeline5493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@CyberWarezz05 Seriously! “If she’s silent during conversation, no problem! Just *explain it again.*” No! Please! Save me from this NPC dialogue tree from hell 💀

    • @imadoge5036
      @imadoge5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can't tell my opinion as a dude too much, but I can relate to going silent during convos. Whenever I talk to them, we just talk, ik that's mind blowing. I don't know where does that myth come from, I don't even pay attention if they go silent, I just go silent as well or finish my idea.

    • @introvertedaz9963
      @introvertedaz9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ikr can't wait to be mansplained next time I zone out~😘

    • @vfsberry7491
      @vfsberry7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do realize that’s still overthinking? Right?

  • @KiraAfter_Dark
    @KiraAfter_Dark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9820

    "If she looks at your mouth, kiss her"
    No. I'm autistic. I don't like eye contact, so I look at people's mouth's when they talk. I don't want to be kissed by everyone.

    • @dark_lynx5132
      @dark_lynx5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      same, im so worried that people think that i want to kiss them while im trying to avoid eye contact :(

    • @gijsvandergiessen1150
      @gijsvandergiessen1150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Same.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Same. I hate eye contact. Someone looking at ur mouth does not equal consent.

    • @women3214
      @women3214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao agreeable.

    • @emeraldemperor2601
      @emeraldemperor2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was about to comment this

  • @franticmemer6966
    @franticmemer6966 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a girl myself i can confirm that all the facts in this video shown are 100% accurate and totally reliable. If a girl tells you to leave her alone or says she's not interested or basically anything that doesn't fit with you she is secretly trying to tell you that she is totally in love with you and wants you to just disregard everything she says and act like a fool.

    • @axolotl482
      @axolotl482 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I scrolled too far to find this...

    • @franticmemer6966
      @franticmemer6966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@axolotl482 lol 😂why tho😆

  • @BiggestPhangirl
    @BiggestPhangirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    1. Why do people get on TikTok anymore? Even China can’t learn anything from it.
    2. When I go silent during a conversation, you’re boring me or my imagination found something more interesting.
    3. I overthink what to make for dinner.
    4. If I pull away you better pull away too.
    5. If I look at your mouth I noticed you need chapstick.
    6. I need more than love to be remotely attracted to you.
    7. None of the above are facts about girls, just about me, because each girl is different.

  • @tas1989.
    @tas1989. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21566

    “When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her”
    Deaf girls reading lips: 🏃‍♀️💨💨

    • @Vitoria-cq8mp
      @Vitoria-cq8mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

      OMG NOO💀

    • @sabbathMIKU
      @sabbathMIKU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      OHMYGODD💀💀💀

    • @bluthehusky1232
      @bluthehusky1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      I wheezed💀
      Edit: Holy shit 236 likes? Thank you so much I guess we all WHEEZED I'll make sure to give out inhalers

    • @im_a_simp6792
      @im_a_simp6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      OMG NO 💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

    • @abigailadhanom8189
      @abigailadhanom8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I INTENDED TO AT THIS 💀💀💀💀

  • @whatsyouremergency4928
    @whatsyouremergency4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8169

    “If she pulls away, pull her back”
    That is actually the worst thing to do, ever. I can’t stress enough how bad that is.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      Pulling back a person when they pull away is the worst thing you can do. How do people think that this is a good idea? Like regardless of gender, you just don't pull a person back in general, it's disrespectful to that person's free will. Unfortunately the reality is that people who do this simply don't care about this concept, because they view people as property, they can't stand that the others have a mind of their own and can make decisions that are not controlled by them, for them the term relationship only means posession

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      That is how you get a criminal charge for harassment and assault

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      This and the "if she's staring at your lips, kiss her" are at the top of the "What you shouldn't do when with a woman, or litteraly anybody" list. Those two will earn you a face full of pepper spray with a punch on the side.

    • @Cedar-wz5vw
      @Cedar-wz5vw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Like, I can't tell if its a metaphor that's an extension of "playing hard to get" or literal ®️🅰️pê

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Like never heard something MAGICAL and WONDERFUL called oh I DON’T KNOW
      C O N S E N T

  • @amberbusse
    @amberbusse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    unpopular girl fact: if a girl “doesn’t want to tell you where she lives” this is actually just her subtle way of inviting you to find out for yourself by following her home!

  • @sweetgore_
    @sweetgore_ ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1:02 LMFAOO WHEN SHE SAID “dudes that are standing like this in their camera” A PAMPERS AD CAME UP GAHAGAHAGAHAGH💀💀💀

    • @Random_editz100
      @Random_editz100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I GOT THAT ONE TAMPON AD 😭 LMAO 😭

    • @aurorabxrry
      @aurorabxrry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀💀💀

  • @themeparksweatpants
    @themeparksweatpants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9250

    as a girl i did not know these facts, it blew my mind that us girls actually have needs? #girlfacts

    • @myo759
      @myo759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      oof. Us girls didn’t know these amazing facts for so long

    • @MaddyPerez128
      @MaddyPerez128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      All I knew was that we don’t poop, so I assumed that we didn’t have any needs. Now I actually have to care about myself :(

    • @myo759
      @myo759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@MaddyPerez128 holy shit thats sad :( same

    • @cheezit2690
      @cheezit2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Whoa, girls need things?

    • @wybie2529
      @wybie2529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      breaking news: girls have needs and bodily functions ⁉️😳😱😰

  • @idontknow1356
    @idontknow1356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9904

    "when a boy is truly in love he will act like a child but when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" sounds like a bad excuse to justify and excuse the actions of men and enforce gender roles on women saying they need to be the 'mature ones' in relationships

    • @hadiakhtar8431
      @hadiakhtar8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Why did u have to twist it like that. Why can’t people just appreciate something for what it is instead of twisting it to mean what you want it to mean.

    • @Araxijiro
      @Araxijiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      @@hadiakhtar8431 Because that statement is wrong.

    • @katsukibakugo9536
      @katsukibakugo9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      @@hadiakhtar8431 It’s not twisted, it’s exactly what it says.

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      @@hadiakhtar8431 Because a statement like that makes it okay to think it’s okay for guys to act like toddlers and accept no responsibility in a relationship while the women have to step up and do everything while keeping their mouths shut. Hell no. It’s just disrespectful to the women. You get married to have a partner, not another mother.

    • @lleytonsias126
      @lleytonsias126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No , you right when you said guys dont have much emotional intelligence but think about it. Most guys have never had the required care needed to make things alright after , some couldnt even cry coz "its not something men should do" then they find someone whos gonna listen to them . Not much to it . Emotional suppression from a young age and now when we have someone to give us a hug without judgement is now coz we making them our mom isnt the way to look at it. Truth is most guys just needs their partner coz nobody else will , and its the same case for girls if you also dont have a group that supports them

  • @user-dv4cr6fn3l
    @user-dv4cr6fn3l 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    i saw one once where it was "if she is walking infront of you, fug her and dont say anyting" and " if she looks at your eyes, dont look away until she dies" yes, exactly like that

  • @ScpDrRisha
    @ScpDrRisha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    As a girl, I'm a disgusted at all the wrong things spread about woman. Like, not all girls like makeup. I hate it personally. I just don't feel free and It feels heavy on my face. I haven't wore makeup in a year. I'm also aromantic asexual so I hate it when men say that all girls have crushes! And when I'm silent during a conversation, I'm not over thinking of what someone said, it's the cue to let them know to shut up and that I'm not in the mood to talk anymore. 9:29 NEVER KISS SOMEONE WITHOUT CONSENT.

    • @Moonlit_Snowflake
      @Moonlit_Snowflake 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean..... Jaiden was gushing over a spaceship.... Wait, does it count if it's a joke?

    • @poseidonthe1st
      @poseidonthe1st 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same thing with me

  • @emoscotchtape
    @emoscotchtape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23579

    "If a girl goes silent during a conversation, she's probably just overthinking what you said"
    That's wrong. We are determining the best way to lure you into our basements and commence the sacrifice.

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

      Who do you sacrifice to, I sacrifice to the cookie monster

    • @emoscotchtape
      @emoscotchtape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

      @@screamingbanshee1282 I can't say for legal reasons, unfortunately.

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

      @@screamingbanshee1282 we should never say who we sacrifice too. That is apart of the feminine code. You should know better on your feminine days

    • @kyra6744
      @kyra6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      can confirm

    • @SimBits
      @SimBits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      I'm autistic so I'm probably just staring into space thinking about something stupid lol

  • @vila777_
    @vila777_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15968

    the funny thing about the “boys act like children, girls act like mothers” is that it’s something i’ve heard from a few divorced women who’ve told their stories. part of the reason for their divorces is because their husband acted like an extra child for them to take care of rather than another parent. so i guess it’s accurate if you want alimony in your future

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

      weaponized incompetence from the husbands

    • @jeil5082
      @jeil5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +949

      @@blue4155 that hit the nail on the head. they could do better but they choose not to because its more convenient for them

    • @jellyjilli1004
      @jellyjilli1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +994

      @@blue4155 and the fact that people are still spreading the "he'll act like a child. It's just how men are" around as "fact" means this ain't gonna stop anytime soon

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      That's what my mom has to deal with. I feel like I have to take my dad's place to be there for my little brothers. I'm afraid that they will end up acting the same way to their wives when they get older. They already act a bit like him, and expect for everything to be done for them by the women in their life. The funny thing is that my dad will get mad at them for doing the same shit that he does. He basically is another fucking child, but my mom is in too deep to get out.

    • @lydiamulfinger6781
      @lydiamulfinger6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@crystaleunoia3974 wow, I'm actually so glad to hear that this isn't just a me thing! My dad is the exact same way to the point that my mother, after having her 5th child, had to go back to school to become a nurse in order to take care of us

  • @evanccafton
    @evanccafton ปีที่แล้ว +604

    As a girl, k means
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you.
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    edit: thanks for the likes y'all want the full version of the song? if so get me 669 likes
    edit: now you seen a written Rick roll + ty for the likesi
    edit: TYSM FOR 500 LIKES

  • @yourlocalkpopstan.934
    @yourlocalkpopstan.934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    4:37
    shark fact:
    friends are food…
    not fish

  • @hopingstare8980
    @hopingstare8980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29928

    '' if a girl pulls away, pull her back '' dude thats how you get pepper sprayed

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

      A get into jail speedrun

    • @MrGoofyPup
      @MrGoofyPup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Well that seems to be an unpopular fact

    • @gothic_fox3398
      @gothic_fox3398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

      "Sir go away" *yanks away*
      "Let me have you!" *grabs back*
      *Cue officer speed running to the area*

    • @Bee-kv5tx
      @Bee-kv5tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Maybe kicked in the shins too. A nice jab to the torso. If you are with a specific type of girl, maybe a pocket knife in you.

    • @agentarmoire3540
      @agentarmoire3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +693

      "If a girl pepper sprays, add salt cuz what is pepper without salt" is probably the next "girl fact".

  • @idontcare7340
    @idontcare7340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3714

    "When a boy is truly in love, he acts like a child. But, when a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother"
    Yes, time for a diaper change, little Johnny. Do you need me to fix you a bottle of warm milky wilky too?

    • @ifuckedyourmomlastnight2813
      @ifuckedyourmomlastnight2813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      milky wilky 💀

    • @satirestudios5413
      @satirestudios5413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Not the milky wilky 💀💀😭

    • @say_woo
      @say_woo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      💀

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      that 100% would be some adult’s fantasy, and i wish i were wrong about it (maybe minus the diaper, but also maybe not)

    • @juicywhore
      @juicywhore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      man just compared a child to a baby

  • @-SomeRandomKid-.
    @-SomeRandomKid-. ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No one talking about af 0:35 the top most searched thing is girlfarts? No- ok

  • @saheryasmeen4368
    @saheryasmeen4368 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I was in a situation where I told a guy to stay away from me or I'll get a restraining order against him and he literally responded by saying "You are just playing hard to get, I know you like me and you don't wanna accept it" like WTFFFF

  • @felicia_uwu4421
    @felicia_uwu4421 ปีที่แล้ว +6728

    “When girls fall in love, they act like a mother”
    Sees crush: CLEAN UR FUCKING ROOM

    • @cragetty-ragetty5673
      @cragetty-ragetty5673 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      HAHAAAAH

    • @aliviawu5618
      @aliviawu5618 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      you laugh but this is what my mother has to do with my father (': the dining room is where his desktop is, and he spends like most of his time in front of it. he leaves orange peels and empty potato chip bags all over the place.

    • @keslyajennifer
      @keslyajennifer ปีที่แล้ว +113

      What if I tell you that this is something I say once a week on my relationship?
      It's not that girls act like mothers, it's because they teach HYGIENE AND BASIC HOME TASKS to girls, and not for boys.
      So I have to carry this burden of being heterosexual and have a (cute) boyfriend who DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLUE OF HOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY.

    • @d1g1t4l.st4r.
      @d1g1t4l.st4r. ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Lazy Katt LOL

    • @gh0ulzz
      @gh0ulzz ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ooh i wanna try!!
      girl: *sees crush*
      DO THE FUCKING LAUNDRY

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30422

    Studies show that when a girl runs away from you yelling “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK” she is really just playing hard to get, and you should chase her down to prove your dedication and win her heart.

    • @missai.madrid892
      @missai.madrid892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

      100% FACT

    • @calmv3587
      @calmv3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      I'm dying 🤣

    • @georgered6867
      @georgered6867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      Its your man if he chases you and wants you...if hes not....hes got all the reasons😘

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Frrr

    • @ochacochu
      @ochacochu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacquelinereyz
    @jacquelinereyz ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Studies shows that if a female files restraining orders, says “ he never leaves me alone.”, runs away if you try to interact with the rabid animal, it truly means that she loves you so much.

  • @Kimi3427
    @Kimi3427 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Her sarcasm is in another level 🫡

  • @ratmarii
    @ratmarii ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    Girl fact!
    If a girl says “No thanks, I’m lesbian”, it means she wants to date!
    If you continue, she’ll say “Get away from me freak!” And that means that she
    absolutely loves you! You can now go into her basement uninvited
    Bonus fact:
    If she looks upset, angry, or scared, don’t worry it’s just her period!

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Once she finds you in her basement and says she will call the cops, don't worry, thats just role play!

    • @ratmarii
      @ratmarii ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@feralpossum2089 Yup!

    • @pix1e05
      @pix1e05 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Once her brother tackles you to the ground cause he found you under her bed, don’t worry! He was just offended you weren’t under his bed🙂.

    • @ray_aesthetixx
      @ray_aesthetixx ปีที่แล้ว +101

      when she pushes you to the ground and runs, don't worry! she's just extremely happy and excited that you've done this for her!
      bonus: if she calls the cops, don't worry, she's just inviting them to your marriage!

    • @thelord1917
      @thelord1917 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      another girl fact: if she screams "leave me ALONE!" it just means shes trapped in a bootleg pokemon game !

  • @kelpio
    @kelpio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8443

    As a member of the girl community, whenever i go silent it’s either:
    a.) because it’s awkward
    b.) because i’m listening
    c.) because i’m disassociating

  • @fartingpart2
    @fartingpart2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if a girl runs away screaming “help”, she’s really into you and is just playing hard to get.

  • @jzu907
    @jzu907 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10:41 seriously killed me that was such a good way to round back to the previous part of the video to wrap things up

  • @Gracehasyoutube
    @Gracehasyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    Unpopular fact: the ocean is made of water.
    I haven’t seen many people addressing it lately.

    • @HerrlockSholmes
      @HerrlockSholmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Actually that myth was debunked a few years back I think

    • @Iluveyuu
      @Iluveyuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@HerrlockSholmes yeah its actually made of watermelon juice.

    • @joutatheegg
      @joutatheegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Silly people it’s clearly made of earth juice

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The ocean is fake

    • @kookielattae201
      @kookielattae201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Wait--- Y'll actually believe ocean is real??!! It's clearly fake 🤦‍♀

  • @abby_18
    @abby_18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    “When a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother”
    um no, I’m not taking care of you, that was your parents job, not mine 😀✋🏻

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      exactly

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      As a man..
      I'm honestly shocked that men say stuff like this. Like have their parents even taught them anything when growing up?

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      True but why is it that Society still expects men to provide like father figures? Like damn i dont always want to pay for first dates😵‍💫

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sumfkn Bunny wat?

    • @heccinsianna
      @heccinsianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Sumfkn Bunny mmmmm you are very, very, very far off from what your average normal male is actually like. Like I think it would be less far off to say all pansexual men summon eldritch gods at 3:41 AM from the bhäžkthäär using half an eggplant covered in a cloth with writing on it repeating üéłËŸĮŒ 347 times or until the eldritch god pardons them
      ^
      hope this helps
      (From a pansexual male)

  • @arrowofyarrow
    @arrowofyarrow ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the “if a girl goes silent, she probably needs to explain it again” thing explains so much about how mansplaining happens

  • @therealrosewish
    @therealrosewish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    girl fact: if you run at her in a dark alley and she screams, she’s expressing that she loves you!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mitternachtsfruhstuck4448
    @mitternachtsfruhstuck4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    "When she looks at your mouth, kiss her."
    Every (neurodivergent) person who struggles with eye contact but knows they have to look at least somewhere near: 😧

    • @yoobeepedmeinthebeep
      @yoobeepedmeinthebeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Watch out watch out watch out
      You just got K I S S E D 😋

    • @avinrains
      @avinrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You can also look at someone's eyebrows, it looks close enough to eye contact that it gets you through what you need. (Source: I am ND)

    • @spicywatermelon8617
      @spicywatermelon8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To avoid staring at people's lips, I just look behind them.

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And then we have the hard of hearing/deaf people trying to read lips, when suddently
      ✨non concentual kiss✨
      Such gentlemen
      /s

    • @miizuakiya
      @miizuakiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      me not liking eye contact and looking at my hands:

  • @babybluejustice
    @babybluejustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12285

    the facts these videos are stating about women are basically just how y/n acts in fanfics 🧍🏾‍♀️

    • @elledayooo
      @elledayooo ปีที่แล้ว +170

      lmao

    • @aqueennamed_dolores9404
      @aqueennamed_dolores9404 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      That shouldn’t be so true 😭💀

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      Enjoy this ✨special✨ hell I’ve created:
      Fight song was in harmony with the other songs
      Then Everything changed
      When the Y/N attacked
      They were ruthless
      Corrupting everyone and everything in “her” path
      And her orbs-
      Made all the hot boys fall for Y/N I N S T A N T L Y
      Like, Jackson, harry, deku, bakugou, jake, Leo, jungle book…… and so many others-
      And when the fight song was a good song, as well as a good defence against the Y/N and when needed most
      Vanished and corrupted by Y/N as well
      Then, a 100 years had past
      Where
      myself and others who have survived found a group of People who call themselves
      “The commenters”
      Who were sick of Y/N corrupting fight song and the world
      So, they decided to Finally fight back-
      Not with a song on a rooftop but with their words and with a punch ore too-
      They call it the
      Y/N slander
      They still have a long way to go before they can stop Y/N for good
      But, I believe
      The commenters can
      Save the fight song and the others-

    • @perfectheart7010
      @perfectheart7010 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@staydetermined6717 Y/N Slander, The Last Hope

    • @staydetermined6717
      @staydetermined6717 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@perfectheart7010
      :)

  • @user-tx5kz5lv5r
    @user-tx5kz5lv5r ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Girl Facts be like:
    "It's all good man."
    It's not all good man.
    *Insert sunset image*

  • @foxtrotbibi
    @foxtrotbibi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    bro every single tik tok on here is a spit in the face to phycologists and a kick in the shins to phychiatrists

  • @viennagao2335
    @viennagao2335 ปีที่แล้ว +6884

    Actually, studies have heavily suggested that if a girl you’ve been seeing turns away every time she sees you, files multiple restraining orders, and has a panic attack every time she sees your face because she claims that “he won’t let me live a peaceful life, he’s just everywhere and disgusts me,” she’s actually just hinting that she would love you to show up to her house uninvited with a boom box and tell her you want to marry her

    • @snowkittwice
      @snowkittwice ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik this is sarcastic but please stop before some dumbass takes it literally 😭

    • @every1lovesBATMAN
      @every1lovesBATMAN ปีที่แล้ว +227

      THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST. YOUVE MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU😭😭👍🏻

    • @aynain1810
      @aynain1810 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@every1lovesBATMAN SAME😭😭 BOOM BOX AHHH

    • @houdinienjoyer871
      @houdinienjoyer871 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      My ex saw this and was like
      ‘Oooooh that’s what he wants’

    • @yuukistarfrost4552
      @yuukistarfrost4552 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      LMAO TOOOOOOOOTALLY YES THATS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I WANT WHEN I FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!!!!!!!

  • @alisha890
    @alisha890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7172

    as a girl, i am so glad that i’m growing more educated about my own gender. it’s really helping me discover myself

    • @237vu
      @237vu ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😭

    • @isabellejustcuz6075
      @isabellejustcuz6075 ปีที่แล้ว

      this better be a joke. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
      do not r/woosh me u redditor

    • @PinkCreepz
      @PinkCreepz ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Yeah these men really educate us women with their scientific facts #specialed

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol.

    • @roma8855
      @roma8855 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Men are just so well educated on women's psychology that they've dedicated an entire "facts" tiktok account to it

  • @Duranie4Life
    @Duranie4Life หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If a girl is silent in a convo it’s because she’s being RESPECTFUL and LISTENING TO THE SPEAKER

  • @Akaria.Luvs1
    @Akaria.Luvs1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Honestly, even if I were to wear makeup, I wouldn’t do it to please anyone.
    I do things to please myself. I prefer being complimented in academic ways rather than my body because it makes me uncomfortable. :/

  • @linksey
    @linksey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32371

    As a psychology major graduate and current counseling student, it pains me how misinformed people are about psychology

    • @kevrock
      @kevrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

      Its just like brain magic, right? :)

    • @hiddenmongoose7314
      @hiddenmongoose7314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Seeing such a well-said comment with BOTW Links dumbass face as the profile pic... it hits different and I fucking love it.

    • @saturnitiez
      @saturnitiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      psych major as well; fucking same

    • @OneWeekTime
      @OneWeekTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Agreed. Grad here. People co-op a lot of psychological terms with little understanding of them, or they misunderstand psych research (which was poorly described by some journalist or parroted on forums). Worse still, is people will internalize these concepts and restrict their behaviour to fulfill some identity or label without realizing it (e.g., self diagnosing, personality types, etc.).

    • @elianazuniga6541
      @elianazuniga6541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      As a person who isn't a graduate of anything and has basic common sense and enough brain cells to know most of these things;, it pains me how uniformed people are about psychology.

  • @18squirrelsupmycrack
    @18squirrelsupmycrack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    As a girl, I can confirm that we wear makeup STRICTLY for guys to fall in love with us.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I hate the fact that you can tell they have never even touched nail polish and yet they think that they have a say on this stuff
      When you actually try make up you realize how big of a task it is
      Ex: I wanted to paint my nails black so I asked a friend to do it for me since it was my first time, she painted all my nails and then put a second coat of paint above the old layer after it dried up and then I had to wait 5 minutes to touch anything without smudging it, that process took 10 minutes and that was just my nails

    • @hexlart8481
      @hexlart8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      definitely not just bc I wanna look pretty, its only to attract guys that I'm not attracted to

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real I still till this Day love
      the 'What is a Girl'-Plot-Twist in Madoka Magica.
      Jokes aside and next to the Humor-Side of things: I wanna say you all to
      check out HUSH and Hbomberguy and Krimson Rogue if you want more
      Nice-Guy-Coverage. Onision, The Golden One, and many others have talked about all this.
      And for more serious Deep-Dives into the Concept, The Take and Pop Culture Detective
      got the Psychology covered.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hexlart8481 Yeah, but you kinda dont look pretty. Make-up is kinda silly as a Concept.

    • @AngelicMerci
      @AngelicMerci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Guy here, and sameeee I totally wear makeup to "STRICTLY" attract the local dudes in my area. 💅

  • @peachy-plays32
    @peachy-plays32 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “he falls in love with you..and just starts uncontrollably pissing and shitting himself.”

  • @Book_musical_art_lover
    @Book_musical_art_lover หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I saw a study where a website asked their users to vote what age is most attractive. Girls picked men their own age, while boys of any age said early twenties. Twenty was the lowest so…

  • @memezurdreamz2203
    @memezurdreamz2203 ปีที่แล้ว +4461

    Unpopular girl fact: If she stares at your eyes, that means that she finds them beautiful and that she wants to gouge them out of their eyesockets and keep them forever in her trophy room with the rest of the male body parts she has scavaged throughout the many previous dates she's been in!

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Shhhh, don't let them know!

    • @thelord1917
      @thelord1917 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @packedracer3645
      @packedracer3645 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What-

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@packedracer3645 If you're a guy, just pretend that you've never seen this okay

    • @packedracer3645
      @packedracer3645 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@ss1gnify I’m more concerned about the fact you “allegedly” have body parts in your house. Like bestie can I have some kinda hungry

  • @CatTheHuman-
    @CatTheHuman- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    When a girl says “You are super toxic I breaking up with you” it means she wants to kiss you #girfacts

    • @PureSniperWolf
      @PureSniperWolf ปีที่แล้ว +87

      When I want to save 15% or more on car insurance I ask for the #carfax

    • @starvingarachnid
      @starvingarachnid ปีที่แล้ว +121

      When a girl says "Please fucking leave me alone" she wants to marry you #grilfacs

    • @gwtolol2060
      @gwtolol2060 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      When a girl says "Who are you?! What the hell are you doing my house?! Did you just break into my house?!", she's flirting and ready for babies.

    • @starvingarachnid
      @starvingarachnid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gwtolol2060 When a girl says "Wenomechainsamatumajarbisaunwifenloofeselifterbraun" She wants to have kids with you #grillfacst

    • @TR-oc7hh
      @TR-oc7hh ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gwtolol2060 SO true.

  • @awkwardperson120
    @awkwardperson120 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    fact: If a girl says, "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STALKER"
    she wants you to follow her home
    :>

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She clearly feels unsafe so you should follow her home so she feels safe!

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never seen your channel before but this is hilarious 😂 "Why are we underwater for this?"
    Lmao, you call out the things I've always thought about these zeroes 🤣

  • @jasmineittes
    @jasmineittes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    as a female women girl i agree with every fact in this video they are so true and in fact facts about girls!!

    • @cbgoob3246
      @cbgoob3246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Liking all the comments and then getting scared some dumbass will take it seriously 💀💀

    • @Cosmocomely
      @Cosmocomely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@cbgoob3246 same

    • @satanickittycat
      @satanickittycat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "female women girl" she is making new words 😭✋🏻

    • @crashh-course
      @crashh-course 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      me and the boys kissing all the female woman girls

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@crashh-course me and the girls kissing all the female woman girls (totally not gay for female woman girls)

  • @Mushysoda
    @Mushysoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    "If a girl goes silent, she is probably overthinking."
    yeah, about women

    • @Lilly-Lilac
      @Lilly-Lilac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Lesbian mood

    • @slay7301
      @slay7301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yuh

    • @Youtubeuser10873
      @Youtubeuser10873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yessss!!

    • @nikita5917
      @nikita5917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Woman moment

    • @anah.forrat
      @anah.forrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a member of the Bixesual girls community I can confirm this is the most truthful fact I've ever seen.

  • @hahahahaha904
    @hahahahaha904 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most hilarious part is that they say girls are always overthinking every little thing you say but then they read paragraphs of emotion out of a "K" text from a girl

  • @graemebarnes3445
    @graemebarnes3445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just stumbled across ye man, knew instantly this would be hilarious, and your dry humour is brilliant.
    "i am a boy, boys lie"
    "I sometimes wear eyeliner"
    "we are experiencing the same thing"
    GOLD mate

  • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
    @kevjumbanigahigafan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12892

    As a boy who has studied women for years, if a girl says "K" it really means
    "she doesn't really think the S&P500 can maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually, it is highly speculative form of economic analysis, and that using it to justify legislation rather than the plight and needs of the people based on scholarly research shows that capitalism has failed"
    She's just afraid of seeming quirky.

    • @ninjaman7775
      @ninjaman7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +997

      bro this explains so much!! thanks man you just saved my marriage

    • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
      @kevjumbanigahigafan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      @@ninjaman7775 I gotcha man. Men need to stay together during these troubling times. The lizard men are awakening

    • @jackinthestocks
      @jackinthestocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      Thanks, I'm a woman and was afraid of explaining to seem quirky 🥲😳😤😊

    • @jYnghs
      @jYnghs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      as a girl, I can agree that the S&P500 can't maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually. thank you for sharing this it gives so much factual information about us❣

    • @nanaa428
      @nanaa428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      the woman whisperer. giga chad

  • @EnderPanReigns
    @EnderPanReigns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6798

    Okay, this is a funny coincidence, but last night I had a dream that I was with a guy, and we were jokingly acting romantic towards each other. I don’t remember much (my dreams are often foggy), but I remember him making an advance on me that he thought we had agreed on. I remember dream-me becoming mildly distressed, and saying (and I quote) “wait, can we not?”. And the guy immediately stepped back, looking appropriately bashful. He said sorry, and lead me into an area with more people (I think it was so I would feel safer?), apologizing. So, mad respect to you, John (I think that was his name? Again, very foggy.). Sad to see that my fictional dream-npcs are more respectful than many real men.

    • @bombasticsideeye123
      @bombasticsideeye123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

      Bro dang John is kinda wholesome

    • @emgirl-fg8ow
      @emgirl-fg8ow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

      We stan John

    • @slaylrd
      @slaylrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

      Be like John 👍🏽

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      We love John

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      Damn bro, ladies - get yourself a man like John.

  • @kingoflions26
    @kingoflions26 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Anytime someone texts me "k", I assume they want to talk about potassium. I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.

  • @tearsofagod653
    @tearsofagod653 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When a boy is in love he will act like a child, when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" WAIT, so if someone does IT with a girl, they are doing it with someone like their mother.

    • @user-my4lf4bx6v
      @user-my4lf4bx6v ปีที่แล้ว

      Freud is smiling in his grave

    • @tearsofagod653
      @tearsofagod653 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-my4lf4bx6v including all of the perverts

  • @audrae
    @audrae ปีที่แล้ว +6756

    As a female (who obviously knows *all* about this stuff), “K” means…
    p o t a s s i u m

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      No no no! It is obviously a deep philosophical lesson on the human condition and the meaning of life itself.

    • @eud4emonia
      @eud4emonia ปีที่แล้ว +141

      banana has high potassium🙊

    • @eud4emonia
      @eud4emonia ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😈

    • @thelord1917
      @thelord1917 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      kris get the banana
      potassium

    • @kevintrang6447
      @kevintrang6447 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mh, Kalium

  • @kalebh3419
    @kalebh3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13233

    Being a hetero dude must be exhausting, imagine being attracted to such an enigmatic entity such as The Women, while simultaneously resenting everything about them.
    Men deserve a purple heart for the way they have to interpret basic body language and verbal communication.

    • @hadiakhtar8431
      @hadiakhtar8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Fax

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      So tru……… ✊😔💜 stay strong, kings

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I still till this Day love
      the 'What is a Girl'-Plot-Twist in Madoka Magica.
      Jokes aside and next to the Humor-Side of things: I wanna say you all to
      check out HUSH and Hbomberguy and Krimson Rogue if you want more
      Nice-Guy-Coverage. Onision, The Golden One, and many others have talked about all this.
      And for more serious Deep-Dives into the Concept, The Take and Pop Culture Detective
      got the Psychology covered.

    • @petereames3041
      @petereames3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There are a lot of women out there like that as well. Not all women though just like not all men.

    • @user-gv5hm8po6b
      @user-gv5hm8po6b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@petereames3041 it was a joke dawg

  • @Bumpbonk
    @Bumpbonk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When a girl says she wants to get a divorce, 86% of the time, she just wants you to pull her in and kiss her.

  • @kyaaaaaaaa_
    @kyaaaaaaaa_ หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    girl fact: when she says, "get out of my house!!" it rlly means she wants u to stay an kiss her passionately. if she calls the cops, it means shes trying to b playful

    • @KinitoPET11261
      @KinitoPET11261 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as a girl I confirm 🥰
      (I DONT PLS HELP IM BEING HELD AT GUN POINT-)

    • @therealrockybfdi
      @therealrockybfdi หลายเดือนก่อน

      kanade pfp hai hi hi hai kanade is so pretty omg

  • @ihateflicknotes3939
    @ihateflicknotes3939 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    “Only 4% of women consider themselves beautiful” very true I look myself in the mirror everyday and tell myself that I look like if Oli London and JYP had a child

    • @sweaty2238
      @sweaty2238 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      JYP ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I mean JYP was good looking when he was younger... The inner ugly took over.

    • @adios_Toreador.
      @adios_Toreador. ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I’m so dumb-
      I read JYP as James Charles 💀💀

    • @softia9
      @softia9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      jyp oppar~

    • @SUMMOODY
      @SUMMOODY ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YESSSS JYP PAPIIII

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    "She will act like a mother"
    -Does that mean lesbians after battling to see who is the better mother for one another
    Also I guess being a lesbian is unusual so I guess we're #notlikeothergrils

    • @lily_littleangel
      @lily_littleangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      #quirkie

    • @joedatura1023
      @joedatura1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      As a lesbian, I can confirm this 100%. We battle all the time to see who will come out as the winner... as the ÜBERMOTHER

    • @rose-eh7mf
      @rose-eh7mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joedatura1023 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glitchygg2543
      @glitchygg2543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      NOTLIKEOTHERGRILS 😭

    • @suziesheep8519
      @suziesheep8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No. if you're lesbian apperantly you're both "acting like kids".

  • @Cowface
    @Cowface 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The “just ask her” advice is really good, and tracks with what my therapist said. Everyone is running around trying to covertly decide people, forgetting that it’s ok to show curiosity in who someone is. In fact, most people like it! It’s even ok to express romantic interest in someone!
    These would all be far less problematic if all gender references were taken out and replaced with people, person, human, they/them, or w/e. If men shut down it’s because they’re over analyzing too, for example.

  • @thedelicioustaco
    @thedelicioustaco ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If a girl says
    "what the actual heck get out of my house, or I will call the damn police!"
    well...
    I know that the eternal velocity of her emotions prove to us that the feeling inside her and changing at great speeds. These acids of happiness such as dopamine will travel through her blood and into her brain at exactly 145.9 miles per hour. She will feel the need to smile and want to embrace you.
    In other words, she wants you to be her boyfriend.
    /s /j

  • @ana9678b6
    @ana9678b6 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    "Women are too emotional" is kinda funny (in an ironic, not actually funny way) because all the men in my life have ZERO control over their emotions and have angry outbursts over practically nothing

    • @MoonLaden
      @MoonLaden ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Same pfft

    • @s_mai8970
      @s_mai8970 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Right? You look at how they go berserk when their fave sports team lose. They destroy public properties, destroy everything around them and start hurling insults but god forbid women get emotional when they have to bear immense pain during their periods 😭

    • @iconsumetables5240
      @iconsumetables5240 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Naomi same lmao, besides I don't like people feeling bad for me so I just don't cry

    • @BlastedRodent
      @BlastedRodent ปีที่แล้ว +130

      For some reason anger doesn’t count as an emotion

    • @Wojtek1250XD
      @Wojtek1250XD ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not that it also isn't the other way around, it's pretty much normal

  • @KonwTheTrut
    @KonwTheTrut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    That ‘they be poopin’ part….I just taught our almost three year old daughter to say ‘everybody poops’ because we don’t poop shame in our house. She’s been saying that for the past few days now. So cute that it’s hilarious.

  • @ankitamenon8780
    @ankitamenon8780 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Girls love it when you give them your entire life savings btw

  • @crepe_loaf
    @crepe_loaf หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    fun girl fact: Girls love it when you give them your credit card info! ❤

  • @alrc
    @alrc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6490

    I always laugh when men say “ugh women are so emotional”
    But 3 examples always pop into my mind.
    1. Look at when men are rejected by women
    2. When their sports team loses
    3. Men say women are the most emotional on their period (when their hormones have an increase in androgens) but also dismiss the fact that periods are uncomfortable and can be incredibly painful.

    • @lotsodhliwayo
      @lotsodhliwayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That is the minority. Most men go to the gym when they get rejected to work on themselves

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I really hate that argument because I have a real problem with my emotions to the point where I won't cry for months even if horrible things happen and every time I see a girl or anyone crying over small things I get incredibly envious (internally) of that

    • @sailorstr6656
      @sailorstr6656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Fun fact:it has been proven period cramps can some time feel identical to heart attacks

    • @Ollie_Theidiot
      @Ollie_Theidiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@sailorstr6656 The pain ☠

    • @SearcherKat
      @SearcherKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      As a man, I am very emotional when my sports team loses, but even more emotional when they win 😂😭

  • @asdfghjkl7064
    @asdfghjkl7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3894

    "70% of women express pain through silence". Cap. As someone who's studying psychology I can tell you that the way people react to and cope with pain differs from individual to individual. It's true that there's a tendencies of female and males to behave differently when it comes to express intense emotions like pain HOWEVER, 1. most studies didn't consider enough factors for different reasons 2. most recent studies shows that most of that difference it's because of the way context (aka the sexist system that pervade our society) influences people based on their sex and the biological influence of hormones is weaker than it was thought. There's more to say about the spectrum of sex to be more precise but it's not the topic. Also, infant research shows that kids have their own individual and preferred way to deal with negative emotions regardless of biological sex so 🤗.

    • @theonebreadlord
      @theonebreadlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You are amazing, don't ask why I just agree

    • @mrglassman9554
      @mrglassman9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Your comment is really insightful, thanks for that!

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Corny correction incoming…
      There is no spectrum of sex
      Sex is binary by nature & isn’t chosen by the individual.
      however
      There is a gender spectrum in which people can assign their feelings with their identity by choosing what gender fits them the most.

    • @asdfghjkl7064
      @asdfghjkl7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​@@jkthegreat5687 Sorry but this is not true. Biological sex is NOT binary even if a binary explanation and use of terms results simple and useful most of the time, as the majority of people are either male or female. However a more correct definition of biological sex would be of 3 sexes: male, female and intersexual. Intersexuality is a condition that has many forms and in which sex characteristics (like chromosome patterns, gonads, genitals) cannot be classified neither as male or female, wheter in part or entirely. But a completely correct definition of biological sex would be as a spectrum that goes from male to female with intersexuality in the middle. It's a spectrum because sex characteristics develope differently even from male to male and from female to female. Mostly when it comes to hormones levels that of course have an impact on the way the body developes. Two men might both be males and still have different hormones levels where one fall on the spectrum closer to male and the other closer to intersexuality. Hope this helped ! :)

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@asdfghjkl7064 absolutely true! Intersex is a sex that is often looked over cause it is not necessarily wide spread it is a condition that is rather small in numbers compared to the other two sexes.
      However i don‘t think that hormones alone determine how masculine or feminine somebody is since there is no man that is more „manly“than others just because his hormones lead to him having more testosterone for example.
      Hormonal structure is also influenced by alot of other factors and does not only determine the sex of an individual.
      Basically hormones are a way for cells to communicate with one and other.
      In an nutshell hormones do not determine how feminine a woman is or how masculine a man is once u own a „y“chromosome you’re male which is why i dont see sex as a spectrum since once u‘re a certain sex u‘re that certain sex & hormones don’t make u more or less of that sex. Things like size of sex features aren’t influenced by hormones at all so how do we even measure how masculine or feminine a person is?

  • @walking-red-flag
    @walking-red-flag ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dress up and wear makeup for myself and MY self esteem not for the male gaze.

  • @d.rbowser5136
    @d.rbowser5136 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't get why theese facts always say that "K" means that you're mad or hurt cause what else is there to say?
    "Dearest friend I have been a being of mortal existance for enough time to begin my interactions with you and slowly develop and progress a relationship with you. Due to how much we have agreed on various topics we have become what the unsophisticated call "pals". So we were sharing an experience and bonding when you exerted pressure from your vocal cords and moved your mouth in a pattern to form a request that you wish I would carry out for you. I am delivering this text to let you know that I have mentally assessed and comprehended the situation at hand and I would be content if you were aware that you have my consent to proceed with said favor."

  • @lillys9876
    @lillys9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    GIRL FACT:
    Don't learn about people like their a separate form of life from a social media platform and consider talking to them like any other human. Crazy I know but worth a shot.

    • @Kaiisdreaming
      @Kaiisdreaming ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly!

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Imagine talking to another human being, hahaha good one.
      Iamlonelyplshelp

    • @Nowyuiiiseee
      @Nowyuiiiseee ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DoTheDishesOrElse..Sorry about that, it was a bit of a dog move for Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.

    • @evanccafton
      @evanccafton ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God, what about all that people in heaven there is like a trillion dear people and your god. They will be your friend

    • @springtraps_grin
      @springtraps_grin ปีที่แล้ว +19

      GIRL FACT:
      Don’t judge people and assume things about them based on their gender
      I know, shocking

  • @MiaGrace2348
    @MiaGrace2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    “If a girl looks visably upset with you, don’t worry, she is just on her period.”
    - literally every man ever

    • @toomuchtime4896
      @toomuchtime4896 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      not every man ever, be fair!

    • @ss1gnify
      @ss1gnify ปีที่แล้ว +33

      girls who hadn't hit puberty yet:

    • @bella.k3307
      @bella.k3307 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Literally had my mum said this to me when she tried to set me up with a guy who was a sexist pervert
      (I'm a closeted asexual lesbian btw)

    • @NebulaBubbles
      @NebulaBubbles ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bella.k3307 So how does asexuality correlate with being lesbian? Seems like they'd be mutually exclusive. But I'm a Nazi-sympathizer, so what do I know...

  • @zach3960
    @zach3960 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nothing is ever 100% in Psychology, these people are likely basing things off of their own experience, or misinterpreting their experience, if they've had any at all

  • @disasterchild6907
    @disasterchild6907 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I ever go silent in a conversation I am:
    A. I got bored
    B. Something smells good and I’m hungry
    C. I’m to tired to repeat something because you weren’t listening the first time.

  • @meforpresident7271
    @meforpresident7271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "If a girl goes silent during a conversation shes overthinking"
    If someone's silent during a conversation they're probably not interested in your conversation :)

    • @_BubblGum_
      @_BubblGum_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      or she doesnt know what to say

    • @tsukitsuki5910
      @tsukitsuki5910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      or they accidentally muted themselves without noticing

    • @colonyofrats4193
      @colonyofrats4193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tsukitsuki5910 as an autistic women this comments speaks to me

    • @imadoge5036
      @imadoge5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with you, but why would you have a convo with someone who isn't the best person to have a convo with?

    • @meforpresident7271
      @meforpresident7271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@imadoge5036 Because im bad at saying "no" to people. And they dont get my "subtle" signs that i want to end this convo or maybe im just bad at giving subtle signs? Lol

  • @DerFinder
    @DerFinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    I like how girls imitating boys usually just wear caps while boys trying to imitate girls just put a towel on their head and I'm surprised how it just works xD

    • @bugstick9674
      @bugstick9674 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u used xD u have no room to call other things cringy

    • @DerFinder
      @DerFinder ปีที่แล้ว

      @Oreo Cookie Tell me how to prove it :(
      Well he replied to a comment that did not have the @user thing, so I didn't even get a message that somebody replied to my comment in the first place.
      Also my first comment was completely innocent, why would I reply with an alt acc that has the same name as my main just to bully someone else one month after he commented :(
      Again please report the false acc, I dont want any trouble because of this troll

    • @Sunxxet
      @Sunxxet ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Oreo Cookie If you actually look at both of the acounts, they are actually different poeple. One account was created a year ago, while the other one was created six years ago they also dont have the same amount of subscribers. So yes, it was a bot

    • @sameverglade5854
      @sameverglade5854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Der Finder
      Trash cringe cringy crap? What?

    • @DerFinder
      @DerFinder ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Oreo Cookie yeah just as I tried to explain :(
      Again, please report the false acc, I don't want this to cause any further trouble (other than it spreading unnecessary hate)

  • @LavenderLoverrr
    @LavenderLoverrr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Okay," = she's okay.
    "Ok," = CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a totally boy please trust me, I can say that when girls say "K", what they actually mean is:
    "Quantum mechanics differs from classical physics in that energy, momentum, angular momentum, and other quantities of a bound system are restricted to discrete values (quantization); objects have characteristics of both particles and waves (wave-particle duality); and there are limits to how accurately the value of a physical quantity can be predicted prior to its measurement, given a complete set of initial conditions (the uncertainty principle)."
    They're just scared that their quirkiness will scare us off :/

  • @fiona6195
    @fiona6195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Alternate title: Why bisexual women like girls better

    • @pehalmittal3885
      @pehalmittal3885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      as a bisexual women, i relate

    • @rudrajeetchaudhuri3744
      @rudrajeetchaudhuri3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fair enough ig

    • @bloom1129
      @bloom1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes ❤️

    • @margarete5920
      @margarete5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      As bisexual woman living in conservative country: not brave enough to date a woman, but too scared to date man lol

    • @idontknowanymore3074
      @idontknowanymore3074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i love all women and then that one guy i met five years ago at the mall

  • @sleepy8850
    @sleepy8850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    The "A twinge of cringe" never gets old 🤭

  • @denysgeorgiou1502
    @denysgeorgiou1502 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When girls are silent, they are just thinking about how the sweep would affect LeBron's legacy