Spark1383 out of millions of incredibles things in the world.....this coincidence is the one that made you realize how amazing is the universe? whoa '-' your life seems pretty boring just like mine
You've got the best voice for ASMR. Your subject matter though, I worry listening to your channel while I fall asleep might do strange things to my mind.
Asmr with lore behind it is amazing for people who have been with your channel for a while. It makes us remember old videos, just to go back and watch them again.
Hey I just wanted to say, thanks for opening my eyes to the world of asmr. I, and I assume many others, appreciate the effort and thought you put into these videos. Keep it up!
Maybe Harold is the old patient (the one we used as our point of view) from ephemerals former videos? He said he used to have wings and a tail, which the previous patient had, and he said he used to be a patient, and since he says he got a body transplant that would explain why he doesn’t have any of the features that were added to him. (Wings, tail, mandibles, etc.)
Thats interesting but there is previous videos where the proffessor and other people still mention our tail, wings ect and it couldnt possibly be Harold because he dosent have them anymore, maybe those body parts are just used commonly on a variety of patients. WOW this is confusing XD
the world's hardest job interview, you have to get through it without falling asleep to get shortlisted... I failed. Also how many innocent keyboards were brutally sacrificed to produce that bowl of keys at the beginning?
I love this. Keyboard sounds are my favorite trigger. But it has to be in a role play. I love that you find ways to use a keyboard, but make it fit into the role play itself. Not just someone pressing butting in front of a camera. I’ve been a subscriber since the very first zombie apocalypse role play where you have us crackers and water. Then the comic book collection and boarding videos. I’ve watched every video at least once. When It’s time for bed and I check my videos and see a new ER video I get soo amped. You are easily the best asmr artist. No doubt. Always creative and unique. Everyone who has different characters now on their channel can thank you for that format. Just thank you for all you do from a longtime subscriber. You’ve helped me sleep and relax when going through WD’s and what not. Thanks again Uncle E!
Brandon Cosme In some of H.P. Lovecraft’s books, like Shadow over Innsmouth, there’s a made up town in Massachusetts called Arkham, which has a sanitarium which is what Riff based the videos on
Harold, do you by chance know who I can contact for job recruitment over at Soylent Corp? As much as I’d love the chance to work with all my favorite doctors at Arkham, I think a job in food science would be a much better fit for someone with my credentials.
mothers cummys is here winter is here mother is freezing she crys fresh milk for us to feed we refuse for here safty we are starving help rasberry ripple ice cream on mothers teat freah from the pipes brown love sustance help i cannot stop the sticky love piss is everywhere help us we hunger
I feel like Mr. Rift here has struggled with his dark passenger in life. I feel this because I have too. Always a pleasure watchin your content, love, light and blessings your way ❤
You are a constant relaxing relief, showman, and enjoyment for the entirety of your audience. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us in every video you make 🙏🙏🙏
So... You mean that you normally spend nights awake? Dat's terrible :'C Here, have a potato so you can feel happier in your sleepless, painful life :( res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--lH-WylPd--/t_Preview/b_rgb:ffffff,c_lpad,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_1200/v1498013166/production/designs/1682416_1.jpg You're welcome (,U_U,)
Hey Rift, not sure if you will read this but I suggest adding sounds such as the boot sound to add another layer of realism. Bird chirping, maybe lamp buzzer, etc etc.
TH-cam is broken. I have notifications on, but didn't see this in my sub box, nor get the notification. I had to come to the channel to see if you uploaded.
Can you do a Jor-El role play where you quote some of his lines from the original Superman movie? You have that relaxing and wisdom filled voice that fits perfectly. Let me know!! Thank you!!
LOL as he was sorting through the keys I was like let me guess he has a whole freaking space bar down in that bowl and right as I said that to myself he pulled out the spacebar
Remember the guy that stole only space bars from the password video I think the guy he’s interviewing is the same it because he asked for the space bar
HAROLD! THAT'S WHAT HIS NAME WAS! I remember now.. Nice guy but very misunderstood.. Kinda like all of us who were here. After a long and heavy session with Corvus, you see this was before my escape.. I was playing my daily game of chess with William in my room, I had my lucky Red Stapler on the table to the side of the chess board, William always looked at it, he loved it, being so fascinated with it that he lost track of our game most of the time allowing my to study where and exactly when to make my move... Anyway, deep down me and William knew how sane I was, hence that's why he insisted that I apply for a job in the sanitarium, he thought it would help me concentrate on something else other than the Fires... And so I did... 5 years I was the Janitor... Well one of them, and if it wasn't for that job And Harold's help I wouldn't have met the Locksmith and... Jerry. Being the Janitor wasn't so bad, but it gave me an opportunity to get to know the sanitarium inside and out..
+Black “Najee” Hand You think I don't know that? It was the reason I had to escape... I couldn't let Clemmons and his underlings rummage around in my head, the secrets that they could unleash upon Arkham... I don't dare to imagine what they could use with my knowledge... Stay safe stranger.
+Black “Najee” Hand For the time being, put that plan on hold... I still have unfinished business here. I am not of this world you see, Arkham is a Universe that I have gotten to know over the years, characters and people I have grown very fond of, despite such evil-ness I believe there are people here that can be helped.. Especially William. Can we at least use the Knowledge Arkham and the sanitarium have to fuel our own goals?! I certainly would desire to obtain this world's technology and learn the secrets to unlock an unfamiliar power. I won't question your actions, and I'm sure you have a good reason for this place to burn... But don't we all?! you think I don't remember you... But I never forgot our time together in solitary confinement, you're better than this... Destroying Arkham will not ease our pain.
+Black “Najee” Hand These feelings you felt... There was a time where I felt this way, but during my time in the Sanitarium I learned to control my emotions through not only meditation but by playing chess with William, talking with Jerry... What Clemmons did to you... What he did to all of us, it is not in our favour to determine his fate, the pain he has caused with come back to get him... His time will come, but not while you plan to destroy our future in Arkham. Deep down you are strong, you have always been throughout the years you spent in that place, you're a survivor and never forget that, use the time you have not to destroy, but to help those who are in the position you once were. Put down the explosives... And face your demons head on. Time heals all wounds, and you have enough time to redeem yourself... I'm not asking you to change, I'm asking you to do the right thing.
I noticed one of the post-it notes in the background says 01-11-33. In a later video titled (The Arkham Locksmith - Lock #2,319 Solved!) that was the combination to the lock. Nice easter egg there!
Welcome to where time stands still No one leaves and no one will Moon is full never seems to change Just labeled mentally deranged Dream the same thing every night Can see our freedom in my sight No locked doors no windows barred No things to make my brain seem scarred Sleep my friend and you will see That dream is my reality They keep me locked up in this cage can’t they see it’s why my brain says “ rage” Keep him tied it makes him well He’s getting better, can’t you tell No more can to keep us in Listen damn it, we will win I know this isn’t the full lyrics but it’s all I could remember
The intro reminded me of two awesome gamers sky block... the nostalgia hit me so hard I cried on the inside. Then my inside drank a glass of whiskey and fought a bear to prove he was still a man and it’s okay to cry.
Going from clerical to brain surgery in 6 weeks. Sounds like the right opportunity for me. Could I do both with the green rubber claw glove? That would be super.
Ephemeral shift
Jevans underrated commet
I saw this the exact moment He said “shift key.” The universe truly is magical.
Spark1383 out of millions of incredibles things in the world.....this coincidence is the one that made you realize how amazing is the universe? whoa '-' your life seems pretty boring just like mine
No
dead meme shut up deadmeme
Isnt it crazy that this interview was more professional than my last actual interview?!?
What happened?
Please tell us what happened or your address will be found
@@bradyparisien3533LMFAOO
"1-11-33" that said on the back board, was the combination answer to your "the arkham locksmith" video.
smart man
Took you 2 years to realise, was it worth it?
@@Тотсамый-х1ж8зand took you 4 years to write that. Was that worth it?
@@THERAINclo I have not seen that comment 2 years ago but
@@Тотсамый-х1ж8зI think he’s saying he didn’t necessarily watch the video right as it came out
Sorry I fell asleep halfway through the interview........did I get the job?
bigASMRhours I’m his representative, you got the job. Meet Corvus on August 15th, he will tell you what to do next!
dude dave has to cover Corvus has the flu I don't know how I think he gave it to himself
I don’t know what do you think 😑🤣😅🙂
CurbsideSlav _ yo that’s my birthday lol
Yes
" Hi, my name is Harold"
That affected me more than I want to admit.
Josh Gomez same
Matthew his name is Harald.
Ain't that the name of his mannequin
"The tree's name is Bob!"
Fallout 1 flashbacks
32:12 R.I.P
Lol your fkn name and pic tho
Top 10 saddest anime betrayals
You can see the panic on his face
That "wait, what?" had me rolling
F
You've got the best voice for ASMR. Your subject matter though, I worry listening to your channel while I fall asleep might do strange things to my mind.
I liked the "Don't trust the Professor" post-it note ;) Can't wait for that plotline to develop some more.
Bhu already did in some kind of video dont remember what one excactly basically the Proffersor isnt human
William Clemons was possessed by an elder god
Ethan H what video was that in
Are you enjoying the entity thingy?
And? You Happy now with all the Plot?
"...all kinds of amenities, there's a pool, I can time travel with Rifts"
**Me** "Hold on...a pool?"
Me: (bust out the door) did someone said a POOL?!?!!
Idea for new Rift Lore: Arkham Sanitarium is staffed entirely by clones of the sanitarium's founder.
Unbeknownst to them...
Wow, stumbled onto this prophetic comment today!
wait... is this confirmed?
Asmr with lore behind it is amazing for people who have been with your channel for a while. It makes us remember old videos, just to go back and watch them again.
Hey
I just wanted to say, thanks for opening my eyes to the world of asmr. I, and I assume many others, appreciate the effort and thought you put into these videos. Keep it up!
Err mmm *cums* *dies*
🦆
@@wixneudb8797 wtf
🍞
🪓
32:06
"Assassin... OK.
Job Recruiter... Wait what?"
The wait what is priceless
Bruh what a pause
@@pogchamp9786 Bruh what you mean
@@Chees_222 bruh, like, you takin my job, bruh?
@@pogchamp9786 bruh, not my fault if you stuck at your job
Yes I was directed by the fishman a few miles down, Dave I believe his name was, odd fellow, rather wet if i do say so myself.
Had this playing while I've been working and it's really really relaxing and smiled a few times too :D
Maybe Harold is the old patient (the one we used as our point of view) from ephemerals former videos? He said he used to have wings and a tail, which the previous patient had, and he said he used to be a patient, and since he says he got a body transplant that would explain why he doesn’t have any of the features that were added to him. (Wings, tail, mandibles, etc.)
Ray Morse what the fuck, why not. Sounds bat shit crazy enough to be true
That would work, along with the buried in the garden and spa thing with Margaret
Thats interesting but there is previous videos where the proffessor and other people still mention our tail, wings ect and it couldnt possibly be Harold because he dosent have them anymore, maybe those body parts are just used commonly on a variety of patients. WOW this is confusing XD
@@HaZa917 he did say "this isnt my body" near the start
🧐 I completely forgot this comment existed XD
I just cancelled my job interview tomorrow. No point having to attend two if I can attend one.
Freddy Manchild ???
Freddy Manchild if he/she is foreign then yes, it is.
@Freddy Manchild manchild is a fitting name for you lul
@Freddy Manchild toxic and a know it all.
Freddy Manchild and smart you definitely are not
When are we getting a Rift War episode with every character?
You have every possible situation at the Arkham sanitarium, and I love it. Literally every interaction that could happen here, and you’ve got it.
this man may not be 100% human in this universe,
but he is more humane than any other person i have seen in this universe.
the world's hardest job interview, you have to get through it without falling asleep to get shortlisted... I failed. Also how many innocent keyboards were brutally sacrificed to produce that bowl of keys at the beginning?
Louthinator You'd probably be surprised that he most likely only used one.
I failed also. RIP space bar.
He probably only used one. Also the keyboard was probably not sacrificed as he can most likely put the key caps back on.
TheTrojanToaster that’s one too many
Maybe it was zero. You can buy a set of key caps on their own.
When he said job recruiter I actually had a shiver go down my spine and thought to myself oh shit. Nice one rift!
I love this. Keyboard sounds are my favorite trigger. But it has to be in a role play. I love that you find ways to use a keyboard, but make it fit into the role play itself. Not just someone pressing butting in front of a camera. I’ve been a subscriber since the very first zombie apocalypse role play where you have us crackers and water. Then the comic book collection and boarding videos. I’ve watched every video at least once. When It’s time for bed and I check my videos and see a new ER video I get soo amped. You are easily the best asmr artist. No doubt. Always creative and unique. Everyone who has different characters now on their channel can thank you for that format. Just thank you for all you do from a longtime subscriber. You’ve helped me sleep and relax when going through WD’s and what not. Thanks again Uncle E!
Thank you for existing you gorgeous man.
I just love how good Uncle E's acting is. Really is truly wonderful.
When he brought out the bowl of keys I got maximum moistness
Spacetangerine how sweaty do you get dude ewwww 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I was looking for this comment. Thank you
Spacetangerine
Waddles
Batz np
I love that the dude who tried to make the lame sweat joke got 2 likes vs like 150 hahahahaha
E.R. has built such an amazing universe of unique characters/videos. Always excited to see what he thinks of next.
I keep thinking this Arkham thing is from Batman
Brandon Cosme it is
terry collins so it's all related to Batman's Arkham Asylum?
Brandon Cosme It’s not the Batman Arkham it’s Lovecraft’s Arkham
Connor Bates what is that? Sorry
Brandon Cosme In some of H.P. Lovecraft’s books, like Shadow over Innsmouth, there’s a made up town in Massachusetts called Arkham, which has a sanitarium which is what Riff based the videos on
Assassin and Job recruiter, wait what
Just as i was laying down for a nap, too. Perfect timing
You are the most creative and artistic ASMRtist.
The second I saw the Vault-Tec lunch box I was hooked as I have just recently found love again for Fallout.
Harold, do you by chance know who I can contact for job recruitment over at Soylent Corp? As much as I’d love the chance to work with all my favorite doctors at Arkham, I think a job in food science would be a much better fit for someone with my credentials.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE
mothers cummys is here
winter is here
mother is freezing
she crys fresh milk for us to feed
we refuse for here safty
we are starving
help
rasberry ripple ice cream on mothers teat
freah from the pipes
brown love sustance
help
i cannot stop the sticky love piss is everywhere
help us
we hunger
Just send your best soyboy face and you'll be hired
Morgan Gobin Soy boys turning the frickin' frogs gay again just like Obama
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot
(The joke) -------------->
(Your head)
Man, Arkham Sanitarium is old... one time I heard a dude named Corvus Clemmons worked there curing The Plague!
Quick question.. Is there a Arkham Sanitarium in R'yleh? Asking for a friend.
Wouldn’t it be the R’ylehian Sanitarium, then?
captainscully In the Rift World Explained By The Neighbor Next Door he says there are multiple locations, not just in Arkham
It’s like cursed chinese shop. It’s everywhere and nowhere.
I think I know the friend you speak of! It wouldn't happen to be deadly shade of color would it? Quite unforgettable. If so...small verse!
iTyncWithReality no idea what you're talking about.
i genuinely appreciate you and all of the effort you put into your videos, uncle e. i hope it makes you as happy creating them as us watching them.
a good rift video always brightens my day
It is always crucial to visit your local Druid once a month to make sure your not undead, talk to him or her about your options if you are.
Just finished the frictional games master piece penumbra and the negative voice that piped in every once in awhile reminded me of Clarence
I dont even watch these videos for asmr anymore theyre just super entertaining
I feel like Mr. Rift here has struggled with his dark passenger in life. I feel this because I have too. Always a pleasure watchin your content, love, light and blessings your way ❤
Look like a 90’s school teacher, Harold. This is amazing! Love your work ER
You are a constant relaxing relief, showman, and enjoyment for the entirety of your audience. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us in every video you make 🙏🙏🙏
I LOVE the intro song, it really sets the mood for the universe you've created. I loved this video, more in the future please!
I'm sleeping tonight. Cheers rift for another great video. All the best from down under 🇦🇺
So... You mean that you normally spend nights awake? Dat's terrible :'C
Here, have a potato so you can feel happier in your sleepless, painful life :(
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You're welcome (,U_U,)
Hey Rift, not sure if you will read this but I suggest adding sounds such as the boot sound to add another layer of realism. Bird chirping, maybe lamp buzzer, etc etc.
Fun isn’t something considers when tingling the universe. But this, does put a smile on my face
Shift key is my fave... used quite often for a lot of different functions..
I like to think every hard cut is just him bursting out laughing at the ridiculous stuff he's planning to say
I like how so many of your videos contain Easter eggs of the E.R. Universe, like a lot of the items on the cork panel behind.
TH-cam is broken. I have notifications on, but didn't see this in my sub box, nor get the notification. I had to come to the channel to see if you uploaded.
Eerily relevant timing to my current job (or lack there of) situation. Always love your work thank you for your consistency and passion.
Glad to see you’re keeping up the good work. It amazes me the time and effort you put into your costumes and props. Keep it up!
Shower me with your ASMR you beautiful man.
Ralph Wiggum Can't. Boiler's broken.
Ralph Wiggum YAAASS QUEEN! XD
I'm Learnding
Imma be honest I read that wrong the first time
I think your in danger
33:38 "Accounting and Finance"
Ah my people
I love the background music. It adds to the effect.
Vault-Tec lunchbox hell yeah! I need one of those tbh
Does ASMR stand for
Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation
Rehabilitation
Yes
Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation
Can you do a Jor-El role play where you quote some of his lines from the original Superman movie? You have that relaxing and wisdom filled voice that fits perfectly. Let me know!! Thank you!!
the key salesman was the one who stole all the space bars from the password creators
Realizing Harold proboblay stole all those space bars from the guy in the password shop
I adore that jazz'y intro. UWU
hearing that triggers my good time vibes right off the bat.
I really enjoy these 'interview' type ASMR videos :3
I think you should be a voice actor because you are amazing at doing this
OOOOOOOH YESSSSS BACK TO SLEEP WE GO
Oh I don't have any.
I just saw the ad.
LosSantosBoyz You’re on!
nice vault tec lunch box! wanna trade samdwiches?
VAULT TEC SALESMEN RP WHEN
just realizing how much ER looks like russell prime from the 100.
in this video especially
LOL as he was sorting through the keys I was like let me guess he has a whole freaking space bar down in that bowl and right as I said that to myself he pulled out the spacebar
Remember the guy that stole only space bars from the password video I think the guy he’s interviewing is the same it because he asked for the space bar
Love all the Easter eggs- also Uncle E can you please do a solo video on just the keys please
plot twist. all those experiments wherent done on us but on harold oO
HAROLD! THAT'S WHAT HIS NAME WAS! I remember now.. Nice guy but very misunderstood.. Kinda like all of us who were here.
After a long and heavy session with Corvus, you see this was before my escape.. I was playing my daily game of chess with William in my room, I had my lucky Red Stapler on the table to the side of the chess board, William always looked at it, he loved it, being so fascinated with it that he lost track of our game most of the time allowing my to study where and exactly when to make my move... Anyway, deep down me and William knew how sane I was, hence that's why he insisted that I apply for a job in the sanitarium, he thought it would help me concentrate on something else other than the Fires... And so I did... 5 years I was the Janitor... Well one of them, and if it wasn't for that job And Harold's help I wouldn't have met the Locksmith and... Jerry. Being the Janitor wasn't so bad, but it gave me an opportunity to get to know the sanitarium inside and out..
+Black “Najee” Hand You think I don't know that? It was the reason I had to escape... I couldn't let Clemmons and his underlings rummage around in my head, the secrets that they could unleash upon Arkham... I don't dare to imagine what they could use with my knowledge... Stay safe stranger.
+Black “Najee” Hand For the time being, put that plan on hold... I still have unfinished business here. I am not of this world you see, Arkham is a Universe that I have gotten to know over the years, characters and people I have grown very fond of, despite such evil-ness I believe there are people here that can be helped.. Especially William. Can we at least use the Knowledge Arkham and the sanitarium have to fuel our own goals?!
I certainly would desire to obtain this world's technology and learn the secrets to unlock an unfamiliar power. I won't question your actions, and I'm sure you have a good reason for this place to burn... But don't we all?! you think I don't remember you... But I never forgot our time together in solitary confinement, you're better than this... Destroying Arkham will not ease our pain.
+Black “Najee” Hand These feelings you felt... There was a time where I felt this way, but during my time in the Sanitarium I learned to control my emotions through not only meditation but by playing chess with William, talking with Jerry... What Clemmons did to you... What he did to all of us, it is not in our favour to determine his fate, the pain he has caused with come back to get him... His time will come, but not while you plan to destroy our future in Arkham. Deep down you are strong, you have always been throughout the years you spent in that place, you're a survivor and never forget that, use the time you have not to destroy, but to help those who are in the position you once were. Put down the explosives... And face your demons head on. Time heals all wounds, and you have enough time to redeem yourself... I'm not asking you to change, I'm asking you to do the right thing.
Black Hand nononono, they are with Cthulhu who has clearly been proven to be very nice despite all rumors saying that he is evil
Bin Bag hey, how dare you say that about Corvus, he is cool
What happened to the sock he nailed onto the wall? ;(
4:16 ok ngl that kinda scared me i had my volume up higher than normal-
I noticed one of the post-it notes in the background says 01-11-33. In a later video titled (The Arkham Locksmith - Lock #2,319 Solved!) that was the combination to the lock. Nice easter egg there!
Man I really do love you videos they're so creative.. keep up the great work..
I really wanted the space bar, so that was satisfying.
You shook with the wrong hand, Right is your friend, left for enemy, however I love your Vault-Tech lunchbox
Me thinking this was Batman and me also remembering playing Arkham asylum and I know they aren’t this civilized
‘Do I want a what?!...oh! Sorry I thought you meant a key of-you know what, never mind. I’ll take the space bar thanks!’
one of the most interesting rp's of late
"This is Harold. I once was burried in your garden..." Can't hold it 😂
I enjoyed the bowl full of keys, never heard them loose before.
I clicked the video because
You look professional!
I really wanted him to give me the space bar im so glad he had a fresh new one just delivered
Perfect Saturday morning. Get to watch this and nap a bit more.
41:50 eehh fallout
Didn’t expect Fallout to be mentioned
This popped up on my reccomend list today! Bahaha! Thanks, Rift!
Music in beginning was vibes bro
I Do like how other characters from other videos are referenced.
This Arkham series is my favorite
Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full never seems to change
Just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
Can see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep my friend and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage can’t they see it’s why my brain says “ rage”
Keep him tied it makes him well
He’s getting better, can’t you tell
No more can to keep us in
Listen damn it, we will win
I know this isn’t the full lyrics but it’s all I could remember
The intro reminded me of two awesome gamers sky block... the nostalgia hit me so hard I cried on the inside. Then my inside drank a glass of whiskey and fought a bear to prove he was still a man and it’s okay to cry.
Going from clerical to brain surgery in 6 weeks. Sounds like the right opportunity for me. Could I do both with the green rubber claw glove? That would be super.
really needed this video in my subscriptions. had a really shitty day today.
This man really wrenched a keyboard for a prop in a video 😂. That’s some mad levels right there
You asked about the space key i said yes and was shocked when you actually gave it to me X3
This is quite fitting, as I am about to graduate college in 5 days. Employment would most definitely be nice. 😓....but I'll have a nap for now!