The Movie Man #1 (ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- The Movie Man meets with you at a secret location to show you some of the movies he has available for you.
The Movie Man is one of the many "Merchants of Rift World" who exist in a dystopian / post-apocalyptic world where the entire human race has been enslaved by a new world order that banned everything people once enjoyed. If you're new to all this, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
I expect to see plenty of movie quotes.
Do not disappoint me or you will be forever banned from the Kingdom of Rift.
Ephemeral Rift shrek is dreck
Ephemeral Rift Go ahead- I’ll be back.
Oh I don't think so
Ephemeral Rift Go ahead, make my day...
Ephemeral Rift you talkin to me?
Me: you got the stuff?
Uncle E: yeah
*Limited Edition Shrek 1-4 collection*
Me: nice
69 like. Omagad
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen Shrek 5 👀
Ew we dont talk about shrek 3-4
@@umbreonics2448 Sherk 20 Is the best
Up here in heaven we have shreck 1-27.
So be good!
10% people watch E.R. to be relaxed
90% watch him for the story line
Well then I'm one of the 10%.
Sam Like Burger so true
Actually I'm both-
I’m the 10%, what are his lores about?
Only true people come for both
ER: Imagine
Me: Ahh, shit, here we go again.
Don't Care “If you will”
@@dandrebenjamin7703 "A part distopian, part postapocaliptic world"
ALL U HAD 2 DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
Ah shit lol, toys are me!
Celio Hogane
dystopian*
Looking forward to the Behind-the-Scenes video: The TH-cam Man.
That would be a good 1 mil video for him
Imagine... If you would
msytb Are you kidding? There are several people doing that
@@aethar2750 not like er could do it
Well it happened
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Just take a rift.
Dandyy Unfortunately Rift has stopped
@@eeskm2420 wdym
Back too the future very nice best franchise ever
Not this shit again...
> I expect to see plenty of movie quotes.
I'll be back.
Cap'n Carson Carder I made it 69 likes
G:Gamers
R:Rising
U:Up
I have the highground anakin
Cap'n Carson Carder hey woah who we talking about
“Tina you fat lard” Napoleon dynamite
TheClickBaitKing e
Here are some time stamps for all of you 👍
Airplane 9:43
Border 12:53
Eraser head 17:36
The girl with all the gifts 24:19
John wick 27:19
Moonlight 30:36
Office space 33:21
Old boy 36:24
Pans labyrinth 39:01
Psycho 42:19
The rocky horror picture show 44:51
Taxi driver 48:09
Train to busan 51:00
What we do in the shadows 54:01
Thanks😊👌
A lot of great movies.. 😊
Ligesaver
Thank
I just realized it’s in alphabetic order.
How about a new one? One which sells baseball bats, you could call him: Bat Man.
He could wear a cape
Hey i didn't know ONI itself liked ASMR
Cookie Cookies and a mask!
Perhaps he should just sell actual, live bats.
spheredarkangel official
They gotta relax.
They are stressed out since they can’t find more children to kidnap
You wouldn't steal a handbag
You wouldn't steal a tv
You wouldn't steal a car
And you wouldn't steal a movie
Remember Duplication is a crime!
I'd steal all of those things
Ah the old anti theft adverts on dvds, now that's nostalgia
been a while since I've seen those old don't steal dvds adverts
Ah but i will duplicate a car so i will pirate my movies
Correction
Movie piracy is a crime.
Well at least that's what the ads I saw said.
Duplication isn't a crime in itself.
Here's a quote from a movie I saw a while back, it was pretty good:
_"Imagine, if you will..."_
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“Yes I am, and don’t call me Shirley.”
TwoTonTilly airplane quote.
The One Thing Man: He only had one thing for sale and it just so happens to be jerry the bottle opener and he tries to sell it to you for the entire video
Yes
Mustn’t like.....69 likes.....
@@astrowind2873 loser
@@clanof1144 loser
@Talon Kruger loser
The Movie Man is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
ooh hes quick
Stop following me... I'm having dreams about the mcchicken ffs
I love your comments 😂👍
I have reached a milestone! This is the 30th comment I've seen made by you!
For me, it is the McChicken For me, it is a Double Quarter Pounder
you really do remind me of Tom hanks from the movie "cast away".. of course, in a much less dirty and lonely kind of way.. 😊🌺
Your voice is like Jesus ❤💙💜💛🧡
Hello I’m korean boy! 🇰🇷🇰🇷
I like your ASMR 🙆🏻 🙏🏻✨
Korea is nighttime now:)
Everyone Good sleeping 😁
JG ASMR best comment ever
JG ASMR Good night! 🌙😘💤
올드보이!!!!
Troll Theory that’s literally why it’s so good
Wholesomeness 100
Government: *bans movies*
Uncle E: *sells movies illegally*
Government: Whatever it won’t work
Uncle E: *makes money off movies*
Uncle E: They called me a madman...
Dennis Cowe Ayy Dean Ambrose The Lunatic Fringe sadly he left WWE he was my favorite and The Shield had just gotten back together to
Mr.Trapick Fantastic surely you can’t be serious?
Friends That are dumb he’s my current fav in AEW
@Patrick Alcorn loser
@@friendsdodumbstufftogether6083 loser
Reckon you can smuggle me a copy of Shrek 5, Movie Man?
He can get you Shrek 852 with Danny Devito playing as Shrek
Apparently, that's actually being made
Shreckon*
He said he couldn't access anything released after 2019
At this point I'm watching these for the lore. The relaxation is a just an added benefit
The Rockman: a video of a caveman speaking minor english trying to sell different rocks
Literally just climbed into bed. You da man, Uncle E
He da man, man
He is the man. The movie man.
The Government: Bans Movies
ER: "I am.. Inevitable." Proceeds to make money off selling illegal movies.
And I...
Am
*VIACOM*
Thanos
I am *man*
When is the Straw Man coming? Like, the person who'll try to divert our suspicions about the Sanitarium by making us feel like we're imagining things and bringing points that nobody even mentioned about the lore?
That's just straight up the Gas Lighting Man, not the Straw Man.
Or the collection man,
Someone who comes through and takes away all of your banned items
What about the Mansplain Man
@@ewanwalker5967 what, so we're just shaming all male professors of the arkham sanitarium?
@@ewanwalker5967 Is that the guy that will trigger all the anti-SJWs?
"People call me the movie man..."
OoOOo here it comes!
"But you, my newfound friend..."
HOO BOY!
"Can call me..."
YES?? YES??
"The movie man."
HAHA YE- wuh huh what? W-what?
JaksonRanger my thoughts exactly
Absolutely bamboozled.
YEEAYAH!
Dread it, run from it, E.R arrives all the same.
Government: Bans Movies
E.R: Are you really the one in charge here?
Me: "Have you got Shrek on DVD by any chance?"
The movie man: *"Good question."*
Acording to all know laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
They obviously do t know the fucking laws then.
A bee's wings are flexible. That's why they can fly.
Plot twist: bees were meant to fly.
Why is everyone taking the reference so seriously? Has no one seen that movie? Its like totally the *best* movie ever
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Sees the thumbnail
*me* Oh baby a triple
FBI get outta here this is our jurisdiction
Central Intelligence Agency oh yeah my bad
Everyone be very quiet. This is one of the first encounters between the FBI and the CIA. What a remarkable sight.
Oh God I thought I've seen it all on here what the actual fuck 😂😂😂😂
I’ve been replaying the movie review part of Sleep for the Sleepless waaaaaay too long. Thank you for this!
Me: Tries to sleep without Rift
Rift: You couldn’t live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me
Wait ... John Wick is paying a visit to Arkham Sanitarium? Is this "John Wick ASMR" I see coming there?
Yes actually. John Wick ASMR has been confirmed
Troll Theory he made a post saying it’s gonna be here in October
@@playlistcentral3050 I KNEW IT!
the emoji movie and human centipede *are* both terrifying movies...
For the same reason: A whole load of shit disguised as a good idea and presented to the public.
@Asmrguy Sleepington
The emoji movie doesn't fit in that category at all. Lol
@@LordVader1094 The movie was a pile of trash, aka a pile of shit, aka bad movie. Sorry if that wasn't clear I wanted the "punchline" to be short. Like, rhetorical pile of feces for emoji movie, literal feces for centipede but same word as a sort of pun to invoke humor.
I really wished that at the end of the video he would say: *ill be back*
Dont mind my bad english brothers
tyler, the creator sometimes our English fails, it happens to all of us
These are personally my favorite ASMRs of ER
This man will never run out of video ideas
'Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.'
As much as I want to see the tinkerer again, could the professor revive Jack Sparrow?
Here's a thought: since you seem to be going on a field day with these different people with different ideas of who they are,
what if you introduced *The Idea Man?*
Great idea man
Imagine a world where the government bans ideas
Anyone remember the Idea Men from The Tick?
King Jules put a L behind idea and you have a description of E.R. already
This is the first time I've watched asmr with popcorn lol
E.R.: 49:04
Me: *half asleep* You talkin to me?
Samuel Fapson huehhueh
I’m a simple guy, I see a man with a luxurious beard and voice, I click
Can we just appreciate that rift made a whole story Line and universe in his videos
“I’ve been looking forward to this”
Man I'm not disappointed, I found this asmr channel today and both the asmr and stories are good
101 people are deniers of the lord, Rift.
Me: Will this be a classic ER video as always?
ER: "Imagine, if you will"
Me: YES!
One of the few occasions that you can confidently say you watch it for the plot
You should make a video titled ‘The Man Man’ where you have your neighbours and friends that are males and just show them to us and give us *samples*
Omo well, he wouldn’t show us the full product. You gotta think like a businessman (insert stonks meme). A *sample* would be a mangled limb.
Lmao I think that’s called human trafficking
This sounds like slavery
why the fuck would someone want to buy a male
@@triggerhxppy facts fuck am I gonna do get him to punch holes in my wall for me, tell that dude to go fix the sink?
Surely you can't be The Movie Man?
I am The Movie Man, but you can call me...Shirley.
Shirley you can’t be serious
Oh boy, I can't wait to get an exciting visit from the Cookware Man.
me: nice collection of movies but have you got anymore?
ER: 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
ER: Candy Man, Sandwich Man, Anything Man, Nothing Man,
Me: Ocean Man, *take me by the hand*
This ... is... Arkham! *kicks person into giant hole that Margaret dug up in her garden*
Person: this isn’t that bad.
Benjamin: hi new best fwend, welcome to my whom.
Me: What's the best you have
Rift: Shows the DVD of Shrek 5
Me: :0
Breaking the forth wall here, I love the Arkam Sanitarium role plays ER does, not everyone can get ASMR with tingles with just tapping and different sounds unfortunately, love this and is always my go to for sleep.
“What’s he doing?”
“He’s beginning to believe.”
I would kill for a video of you going through your DVD collection and pulling some of your favorites!
*Sees another Ephemeral Rift upload*
This is that real gourmet shit right here
Little did we know 10 months ago we would all be in our own little “quarantine zones” lol. Love the videos man!
ER starting off every video: *Walks into frame, sits down in chair, and sets bag of miscellaneous items on floor*
I demand taxi driver video. With mirror. -You talking to me?!
Ahh, ASMR. Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation, of course!
Waluigi took me a long while to figure that out too😂😂
@@daydreamingvampire Good. We need true fans here.
Nobody:
Ephemeral Rift: *Do you want movies children?*
The ‘man’ videos are becoming quite plentiful. Looking forward to all of the sequels!
I'll be back...... Asta LA vista, BABY.
Timestamps:
0:00 Introduction, Welcome
9:03 "Airplane!"
12:23 "Border"
17:19 "Eraserhead"
23:45 "The Girl With All The Gifts"
27:05 "John Wick"
30:36 "Moonlight"
33:10 "Office Space"
36:09 "Oldboy"
39:02 "Pan's Labyrinth"
42:11 "Psycho"
44:49 "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
48:07 "Taxi Driver"
50:56 "Train To Busan"
54:12 "What We Do In The Shadows"
57:50 Order Form
1:00:58 Goodbye!
Oh man. I cant wait for the beverage man video with tons of bottle cap sounds 😍😍 I love this series.
When your ASMR is so good that it makes limbs fall asleep too...
My foot fell asleep but I didn't.
oh yes, nap time 😍😍 thanks for this video!
Now this is my kind of video! I’m a movie nerd 😆
Milton: I , I believe you have my stapler.
Prof. Clemmons: How'd you get in here?
A lovely assortment of films, sir. Well done! 😎👍
I like what you’ve done with your hair.
"Fortnite"
-Korg, avergers Endgame
What about the Dora movie?
The most anticipated series of all time
"Problem in the cockpit sir"
"Why what is it?"
"Its the place where the pilots sit, but that doesnt matter right now"
WTF are you talking about the human Centipede was awesome!!!!
The third wasn't.
@@LordVader1094 good point
When you tell the comments to make movie quotes
Thanos Memes: I am inevitable
Me: looking for spaceballs quotes
My eyes: we ain't found shit!
ER: Which movies are you interested in?
Me: Just Taxi Driver and John Wick.
ER: Oh, All of them?
Me: wait no
8 dislikes? I find your lack of faith disturbing
"I left a Mars Bar in the glove box and he chased me around the garden with a piece of wood."
There's a movie quote for you.
10 points if you know the movie it's from.
While we're on the topic of movies, Ephemeral Rift movie when?
Shaun of the Dead. And it's half a Mars bar
@@mpx4821 fuck I knew I messed something up
Every single one of those are awesome movies. You have some good taste sir.
What's up you're one of my favorite asmr channels didn't expect to see you here
This is now two videos of a John Wick roleplay being teased...I ain’t complaining 🤷♀️
He confirmed earlier today and why its taking so long.
Me: I don’t really watch or like that many movies so maybe you aren’t the guy for me.
Rift: “Frankly dear I don’t give a damn,” cause, “I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.”
Edit: for reference the first quote is Gone With the Wind and the second is The Godfather.
I keep waiting for the thumbnail where you have a shaved head. I know you’ve only grown your hair and beard so you can one day shock us.
When your son looks at you in the basement while recording for your job
“He called me a madman”
I think this is the best working ASMR video you have ever created. Thank you!
Well I might be being brutally oppressed but at least I'll get a massive repertoire of pop-cultural references
"IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT"-best pirate i have ever seen
Me: All right, off to bed.
ER: Hello there.
"Surely you don't mean it!"
"I do mean it, and don't call me Shirley."
*Clicks Video*
Advertisement: *DOOF D D DOOF D D DOOF*
15 Seconds Later
Ephemeral Rift Whispers: "imagine if you will.."
*Imagines not having hearing loss*
This video has better and more exposition than most modern day movies.
Your videos are so genius and original. You’re different from most asmr channels and they need to take notes from you! You’re great!
“Heroes get remembered but legends never die, it’s all in your heart kid and you’ll never go wrong.” -Sandlot
That pause before giving a name for us to call him was everything
Train to busan is one of the best zombie film i've ever seen
Omg... I’m korean boy! 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
I like your ASMR 🙆🏻♂️🙏🏻✨
I’m your big fan 😂❤️💚🧡💜💙
I've been watching your videos since high school, when u had 40k subs, and here I am still (:, supporting my first asmr artist!!! Thanks for showing me asmr & keeping your quality AMAZING 😁