How to Lift Next to a Girl Without Getting Canceled
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Bro Science 170: Don't get canceled in the gym
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"I'd rather walk in an _actual_ minefield, because maybe, I'd actually get blown."
Dom's wordplay is _still_ top tier.
LMFFFFFFFAOOOOOOO😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I swear that made me laugh like HELLL
I actually didn't catch that one😂
. Dom's a legend
I actually didn't catch that one😂
. Dom's a legend
Bro. I'm already doing bad! Why add on! I'm trying to catch my breath from laughing. This might be the funniest video I have ever seen. There is a banger in every sentence. Much respect.
Filming this in a full gym is insane
It takes balls.
Cry about it, poosay
it's Dom Mazzetti
It's the Zoo, there's other people filming in the background.
You must be new here
"fight fire with fire, and say you have a boyfriend."
I hate to admit it, but that sounds genius. 🤣
I'm totally stealing that line.
My buddy did that one time at the beach. It was hilarious. Then we kissed
@@dodoheadofCentury 🤣 Well done.👍
Dom playing the same character for the last 15 years is fantastic 🤣 always a joy when we get these semi sort of quarterly videos 🤣
Weekly videos every three months
always a semi when we get this joy from domi tsunami
@@studentstyle1636 🤣
He uploads weekly. What even.
its the same character for the last 15 years and he keeps still great . great shit
“I am not the problem, I am the exception” lmao
words to live by
"It may seem wrong. But, YOU'RE wrong."
The sound of the Gion Shoja bells
"Daniel is gonna be so pissed" lmfaoo
Thought he was gonna say Bradley
@@muffinmanmdor4 How could Dom have a gay relationship with a woman?
@@cuck1ngfunt how could he not?
That would’ve been funny if he did. I hope they do a collaboration video again. It’s been a while.
@@mygamecomputer1691cause he got folded by a wrestler half his size.
The thing i love about this channel is that the video releases are so irregular you forget it exists until it hits you and it almost feels like watching Dom for the first time again
He posts videos weekly…you just have a warped perception of time. You need to hit the gym more regularly so that your calendar evens out. The days of the week are as follows:
1. Push
2. Pull
3. Legs (or chest if the legs ain’t feelin it.)
4. Arms
5. Push
6. Pull
7. Arms (cuz rest if for those who don’t love gains.)
Follow that program and you will find that on one of those days Dom graces you with knowledge in the form of a dropped video.
He has been posting a weekly video every week for 11 years bro.
Exactly i havent watched dom in a while and just saw this gold and feels so special like first time watching or a nostalgic childhood sort of experiences that makes you feel good and warm inside
The gunshot sound fx never gets old, always did and still does make me grin
I'm always expecting the rapid fire sfx
Those very same sfx you speak of is the exact reason I watch these videos in the first place. Then content just so happens to be gold.
It didn’t work guys, she’s getting her phone off the tripod to review the footage :(
Say goodbye.
@@bofi1280welcome to the shadow realm yugi
Nah it's okay, she's just reviewing the footage to get a better look at your pump
You’re cooked. We’ll remember you 🫡
VAR review: potential serious foul play. Verdict: Red card offense, staring at the bunda for sustained period of time on camera
"As her crystals told her this morning, she is the moment."😂😂
💀💀💀💀
This sent me rolling 🤣
The writing in these videos is next level. Every other sentence is a witty remark or joke. Truly incredible stuff Dom
So are your vids pookie 😊
Facts. This is a funny dude!
Yeah. It's like BOOM. BOOM. BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM.
Like the title :D
“wasteland of vanity” truer words have never been spoken
6:55 right background is peak modern gym
Guy takes his shirt off to be a cameraman, what a cuck
Jesus Christ 😂 dude is getting a picture of her ass for her that she can post later. Whaaat the fuck man
BRO 💀💀💀
Literally fuck those people, only Dom is allowed to record in a gym!
Poor guy being her personal camera man photographer for Instagram so she can get validation from the thousands of simps out there.
"The safest thing to do is let the weight kill you" and having it drop on the mannequin were gems in this video. Thank you.
That girl right behind him doing the suspicious stretching in hella tight leggings when he introduced the mannequin was literally perfect. 😂😂
he knew damn well what he did there
Freaking hilarious bruh 😂😂😂
Camera moved to get her in frame again at 1:15 too.
@@TheInsomniaddict he said thin thic n white pointing at her 💀
"You cant just look at yourself, you have to look in youself"
I felt that so much, I have never looked deeper into my own eyes than when the “fitfluencer” started filming her deadlifts in booty shorts and a crop top next to me. It’s scary in there but not as scary as being put on TikTok
the best one haha
This is like the “How to Use a Smith Machine” video, the correct answer is just “you don’t.”
yeah bro funny meme reality is though just go lift and ogle all you want twitter aint a real place
@@jpg6296 definitely don't do that
@maximusstirnimus5210 already did blud and your gym is next get ready to get ogled
@@jpg6296It’s alright dog ogling me is called gainz for your eyes
The "I have a boyfriend" excuse is pure genius!
And it's 2024 so you can be your own boyfriend.
@@LostChildOfTime I identify as a man who is in love with me. Don’t judge.
That's not enough, you have to 1up them. Say you have 2
@@LostChildOfTime right because we arent gay
@@steelmongoose4956Love is Love
"Now this may seem wrong... But *you're* wrong: check ya privilege." 😂
@1:00 background perfect timing for everything he's talking about 🤣
stretching in the middle 🤣🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing
Also the background at around 7:00.
Honestly thought she was there on purpose and waited for the camera to zoom in.
Yams 🍠
mocking feminists and manosphere at the same time. you are the true high value king bro
if you really looks at their shit, they are not much different. just toxic assholes who want to shit on everything.
What are the manosphere mocks, dont follow any of that stuff so missing context
Basically his whole character 😂
Yea that’s what I like about it. He‘s not on a side he‘s mocking both.
That’s what we need. Because either extreme feminists or manospheres are definitely trash.
@LauchMitSixpack manosphere? 😂 Dude you people are brainless losers. Stop fabricating issues
Just compared him to how he looked in "how to get a girlfriend" video from 10 years ago. He is now bigger, tatted up, and now gestures at fake women instead of real women.
He has become the man all of us wish to be.
Doms commentary on spotting a women on bench: "Literally looking down on her as you physically strip her of her power" got me. 😂
When the arms and head flew off I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
REPSTEINS ISLAND LMFAO
Dude. Bless you. 15 years of Bro Science and you still have me bursting into laughter every time.
The only channel I have been consistently watching (every week) for over 7 years now. Dom never misses.
Half expected him to say “you can’t” then stretch the outro for 9 mins
when you an autistic gym bro tryna get big because that finna solve all your problems and emotional baggage somehow but they made a meme about getting canceled for ogling chicks at the gym and now you truly believe you cannot exist within 30 feet of a female or you will die (challenge level 100)
"Fight fire with fire"🤣🤣 Damn near spit my protein shake out at that part
Dons rent either really went up. He bought a new place, or he’s discovered adderall
yeah these comments never get old
All of the above
He discovered addy a long time ago when Bradley got him hooked oncit
Its worse now :( i saw brad forcing dom to smoke some meth. Prayers for dom.
Gambling debt is bad for the knees
Dom's ability to hold his videos hostage to force his fans into buying shit they don't need is astonishing. Truly the greatest businessman of our time.
Finally, this is revolutionary content, men all around the world need to see this
Lmfao love how there is literally a girl and guy in the background either taking pics or making a video just as he is talking about it 😂😂
You should have said Bradley is going to be so pissed at the end
Why? Bradley so little he wouldn't even get gay guys interested in him
I think even with them being friends, he may not want to lean into Bradley too much, although yes it would've been funnier :D
wouldnt it be weird if dom was dating his little sister?
@@xeamnis how do you stop people from dating your sister? You date her first
-possibly dom mazzetti
@@deuceex1492ya i got a good feeling that's been said by Dom once or twice 😂
Wait MacroFactor actually sponsored BroScienceLife? What a fucking collab lmao I love it.
Never heard of them before. Youre acting like you’ve heard of them before?
Yeah had to take a double take there. Usually I sorta just zone out during ad section but now I was like "holdup did I hear that right".
@@kyle5555 jeff nippards app
Who knew Greg and Eric loved bro science too 😂😂
@@SaintJohnScience Eric is out of MacroFactor now
Dom on V-day "watch out for the thirst traps" Lmao.... over 10 yr's later and still has it, cheers Dom 🥃
Love to see you when your rent is due!
Man's gotta eat
So happy to see a new vid from you. As always, your advice is spot on. You are a true guru of gym knowledge for us, your loyal gym bro followers. Preach, Dom the Alpha Guru!!!!!!
Enjoy all the videos but this is one of the best in a while.
This is why I love you man, you keep up with the times
The funniest part is there are like 4 different groups filing each other working out, that gym is a nightmare
So blessed brother Dom is all of ours brofessor
killing it with the weekly uploads
There are so many layers in this video. Best one I’ve seen in a while! Love it.
These are legit golden tips , thanks uncle dom
the wait is worth it every single time
The shirt changes between scenes 🤌🏽🤌🏽
“You can’t look at yourself, you have to look in yourself.” Wow, I’m impressed.
6:42 Did not have decapitation on my 2024 BroScienceLife bingo card, but here we are
Dom, always teaching me to think bigger, in every way (More parlays) 😂
The use of electrical tape was great too lol
like tom scott, dom always delivers every week
Thanks for another year of amazing content Dom, the gym wouldn't be the same without you!
I was so glad to see a new BSL pop up. This is a huge step forward for science!
That "Like Jesus said, you gotta clap the other cheek" line will forever live rent free in my mind 🤣🤣
Best ad read ever done by Dom.
Havent seen doms vids in long while this felt like a special sort of nostalgic sweet experience that makes you feel good and grateful for life
i came here to watch old videos after not watching in over 5 years and i am pleased to find dom is still going at it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always a good day when Dom posts!
Best day of the week
@@uvsa2833 more like best day of the year lol
Best day of this year@@LAK_770
every week! it's incredible!
@@uvsa2833
Lifts strongly, uploads weakly
This was a fkn great classic Dom video! Funny AF! 😂
THE KING IS BACK LOVE YOU
another banger Dom see you next week
Bro woke up today and chose to speak facts
Finally a new weekly video after...a week
It's incredible how Dom can consistently make these great videos every week.
Finally the awaited video bro lord knows how I’ve been waiting for him to upload a video
That last advice was absolute genius!
8:48 “the only option here is to fight fire with fire, tell her you got a bf” LOL
Always a good week when Dom uploads
Thank you Mike for everything!
1:04 This man is a comedic genius!😂
“and white” took me out😂
Ok, scratch that, 6:40 did me in🤣
Bro, this video is perfect. Congrats! And thank you! 💪
Say the line, Bart!
"Dom uploaded, so the rent must be due"
This is one way. I have been wearing mirror shades and carrying a red and white blind person cane. This is the upgrade from wearing a shirt with a duct tape swatika on the front. Can't cancel me if she gets her account banned from putting _that symbol_ in her content. I'm at the wrong end of the handsome spectrum to have any cancelation protection.
Lmao this is sage advice
Good advice but I think combining both is better. That way if someone accuses you of being a hitler fan, just use your fake blindness as an excuse for not using the Buddhist version.
That last tip….im dead LOL….”Daniel is going to be so pissed” 🤣🤣
I’ve been watching you for over a decade and this Vid is def top 5.
the fact that there wasnt an en-TRAP-ment laser grid joke is worse than Dom not being my Valentine
This is the absolute truth. People sleeping on Catherine Zeta Jones' best work.
Missed opportunity
I died when they dropped the bar on the mannequin 😂😂
The sleeves you gotta cut off yourself I can’t do everything for you 😂😂😂
Another week, another banger!
I like that at 7:01 as he’s explaining this there’s a shirtless dude literally filming a closeup of a girl’s behind 😂
1:06 i noticed one thing on the left atfer what he said and i laughed so hard godamnit!😂
You are the TH-camr I least expected to love. Amazing.
Good to see one of the OG TH-camrs still going strong.
I just make sure to identify as Bradley Martyn. This not only lets her know that I'm gay, but also gives me an excuse for not being as big as Dom.
Well played Dom, a video about cancellations that helps you cancel your enormous credit card debt 👏
_"The safest thing to do, is to let the weight kill you"_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we're blessed to have this content thank you sir 🔥💪
I need Daniel in the next video. 😂😂
“Wasteland of vanity” is next level, what a line
Brilliant, bro! You are the Picasso of Parody, the Iverson of Irony, and the Arnold of Ass-Eating.
Gotta love this guy making a video about tripods and cameras recording and in the background is everything he’s saying 😂
Dom saving the day god bless you ,now I can continue doing reps for Jesus with no fear
God Thank You for this man 🤌😂🙏
Dom been reading a dictionary. Flexing that mind muscle 💪🏽
Oh my gawd you guys, the neck trainer! I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.😂
“Rather walk through an actual minefield cause then maybe I might get blown”😂😂 Man’s a genius.
I’ve been following dom for years now I can confirm I am a alpha after watching this
This man is a genius. Always fresh, always incredibly funny!
10 years later and this channel is still a gem.
Taxes are due. Solid video