Why Calisthenics Won't Get You Girls
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2017
- Bro Science #114: what are calisthenics and why no one cares.
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" judge a man not by the color of his skin but by the content of his gains"
- martin lifter king -
Wow I'm one of the top comments it feels like when you ask someone if he's using the machine and then warm up with his workout weights
Amen brother.
Adam Johns one of the most witty comments i have ever read let me know when you reach a 1000 likes your are at 995
I need this shirt right now
No not Martin, that dude is a fuckboy!
I couldn't see you over my pump
Yeah I bet you wipe your ass from the front too lmao
HAHAH Priceless, i had to pause it and i laughed till i cried for 10min LOL
What?
COULDN'T SEE YOU OVER MY PUMP
Kevin! Where's Kevin?
“Asians do calisthenics because they already beat dance dance revolution and they need something else to do”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U ok bro, I don’t even know what ur taking about
Cxntz Z did you just reply to your own comment
Nah just some random bloke commented saying nonsense, probably drunk, then he deleted it not to embarrass himself
Cxntz Z oh
Just be careful making fun of the Asians... There's always that one 150 lb one that can just bench like 400 lol
He's actually ridiculously fit. Doing demanding calisthenics moves while bullshitting at the same time like it's no big deal. True beast
@@yourwrong9970 Cuz the guy rocks a naturally physique in a world full of fake nattys, sad for the society but mad respect to him.
It's cause he follows bro science... which isn't rocket science, because it's harder than rocket science
I'm just waiting for a time someone doesn't know who he is and puts him in a gym fail video
YouMad lol some post millennial will
His palms are sweaty,
Legs weak, Dom Mazetti
Kidda nice
There's sweat on his sweater
His weights are heavy
his palms are sweaty ,cant lift anything heavy , Dom Mazetti but on the surface hes fat and heavy
fuck off eminem
oh
my
fcking
god
never laught so hard ....
you made my fucking week !
His arms barbaric,
His legs like spaghetti,
Let us all hail,
The mighty Dom Mazetti.
Celery Shenanigans lol
My legs like horse leg
Mom's spaghetti
Moms Spahgetti
Made it one k
Joked about vaccinated kids before it was a meme. Doms ahead of our time
Ben Chang fucking right 😂
Before it was a shitty overused reddit meme
It was still a meme but he is funny in an original way
He really is, is humor and jokes in general is definitely witty and intelligent
But he also made a Harambe joke 😬
"Calisthenics is pole dancing for dudes who can't get big."
*shows picture of Bradley Martyn*
yes, we also saw the video.
That's the joke
Jenia Minkov 😂😂😂
who also does weights lol
"The softest definition since Bradley Martyn"
Dom the type of guy to post video's when he's short on money
Sora WOOOAAAH IM SO EARLY!!!
Or when his tv show don't work out
Sora this is one of the funniest thing ever
Respect your professor!!!
So true 😂😂
He is at brads gym doing curls and I bet you Brad is watching from his office crying from jealousy
I'm sure the free publicity and millions of dollars will console him.
@Godly King No he isn't. Gian is behind the camera.
“Harambe lives in my bicep, the Congrow”
dude.....that was hilarious!
It's not a muscle, it's a process
couldnt see you over my pump
what?
COULDNT SEE YOU OVER MY PUMP
He couldn't hear him because his ears had a pump.
I work my calves once a year why won't they grow? Any help is appreciated
I think you're overtraining your calves
HAHAHAH
try twice
dude going up and down the stairs once a day is already enough to train them what are you doing
Purple Gold try once every two years, you might be overtraining.
"being fuckable gets you attention, but getting attention does not make you fuckable." best quote to know.
Lmao the next recommended video is “why calisthenics will get you laid” by Austin Dunham
yeah he took bro science too seriously
Flighted I think you took Austin too seriously. He was being sarcastic
david cave nah he seemed kinda butthurt by a joke
Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
I think he was just trying to cash in on Dom’s video, knowing it would get exposure thanks to this video
adam Definitely didn’t watch the video then...
His actual name is Dom MASSetti
And don't forget about Bradley MarTHIN
Gray so we have to talk like Mike Tyson when saying the second guys name?
Pops Pops looks like someone is not getting it
I've been praying to the Swoly every day for this to happen. Praise be
PTERODACTYL
Jujimufu i see juji is a man of culture as well
this is a man of principle, culture and pterodactyls
I'm subscribing to your channel
You guys need to do a video together!
He's actually pretty good at calisthenics
Charles Batkin not really he couldnt do a one armed pushup
All of these videos are jokes lmao, he's not serious about it. All the people who are mad have never watched him before
Kyale Shackelford no one's mad but his toxic fanbase actually believe the jokes he says
Eyehole Man in order. 1. I mean yeah, he’s not on barstars, but the dude can still do strict muscle ups, pretty good high plyometric pushups, and plyometric pullups. 2. That one armed push-up was a joke, on a comedy channel, fancy that. Like everything in his videos he has humorously bad form
Charles Batkin BOI
Anyone else notice that Kevin tries to act tough around Dom? That’s just adorable
Sinnoe Watch the video.
im pretty sure he was in on it
cant see him over Dom's pump
Anyone else noticed that dom always placed its selve in front of kevin
@Sinnoe precisely
Nice.....
Bradley Martyn hey look its the smaller version of dom...
Bradley Martyn bro! You look like the small meme guy on the video!
Bradley Martyn you'll never be as big as dom. FACE IT
Bradley Martyn Oh, hey.. I didn't see you down there
Look son, a man with anorexia!
On behalf of the black delegation hereby draft Dom into the black race.
Tommy Finley i see u with that chappelle show reference 😂
Chocolate? It’s DOO DOO BABEH!
On behalf on the white race we decline your request
BrisThaBraveHeart Facts Nigga pull his black card
Tommy Finley Ill make you a deal you get Dom and OJ for Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice?
“Magic is like showing girls how easily you could roofie them”
We can’t let twitter mfs find Dom, they’ll cancel him in like 5 sec
Lmao. Yeah bro, cancel culture totally exists.
Rent money must be due
nice vid..
xMaxamumX but he lives in the gym?
Nah McLaren payment must be due
Lol
His arms are heavy
Legs small, bulking, shredding
No cardio he's never sweaty
Dom Mazzetti
The Spaghetti Man beautiful.
The Spaghetti Man Eminem?
His purpose
Is that he works his Bi's til he's ready
to chow down
On 3000 Cal's of Spaghetti
3:55 that's actually impressive
“As we know, the best way to get attention and to get laid is to be big.” I’m sitting here still strung out at the gym and digesting this sad truth. Confidence is key. So is cash. And so is being big
I left Mia Malkova for this.
Niels Heldens she is the best
holy shit can i like your comment twice, she´s so hot
i left mia khalifa for this
WIND MILLER mia kalifa sucks
Fernando Vasquez and that obviously very good ;D
dom is bigger than the sun
Tony Bambino dom is the sun
Tony Bambino he is the father
The sun revolves around Dom
Tony Bambino comparing the sun to Dom is unfair to Dom; Dom is clearly bigger-er.
Tony Bambino and wider than the ocean
I like how you slipped in that the "new shinny deal" isn't always better 😉 nicely done!!
Real OG’s remember when this was called “why calisthenics won’t get you laid”
Lolz absolutely!!! Also his video: How to spot a fuck boy in the gym
"Softest definition since Bradley Martyn" 👌
eitan or-shahar read that as it was said
I swear I'm going to start writing down some of his "definitions" and "quotes".
For some strange reason you only do incline press because your stronger on incline press and from only doing incline press and you only do incline press because your stronger in incline press
Spineless Creampuff Bet
"welcome to biami"
Damn rewatching this after switching from bodybuilding training to calisthenics after 7 years of lifting, and he is spitting nothin but fax
I love how honest you are… Unlike all the other TH-camrs!
You tell us straight how it is-
“You need more subscribers to get more money.”
Everybody else lies to us and tells us they want to better the world with their videos… just a bunch of bull crap.
i love how he disses brad in his own gym
What are you talking about? That's Dom gym!
Yeah didn't you see bros vs
it is his kingDOM
Dom is there, it's Dom's gym.
Fawaz Eid you're the type of guy to go to oxygen gym and be the smallest guy there
For those of you who didn't realise it, the talk at the start about the hot thot that he left for his ex. That was him talking about the series that he started with the rock (the hot thot) and his ex that let him do whatever he wanted (TH-cam).
omar shabana I thought I was the only one that made that connection
Bruhhhhhhhhhh #staywoke
Nah, he just meant The Rock wasn't that good in bed compare to Bradly Martyn.
Kyrie English The rock is too big to do the positions that skinny brad can do
Kyrie English Yeah cuz brads small as fuck
“Magic is just showing girls how easy you can roofy them” 🤣 I’m dead
I love it how people take your videos seriously :D
do they? who does? I havent seen a single comment or whatever to that extent.
"It's confirmed I'm a youtuber now, I ain't going nowhere"
Hahahah RIP the tv series. We love you Dom!
Brody Litzinger Yeah. I kind of wished him all the best in getting the gig. The show wasn't amazing but it would have made him some ballin cash. On the other hand we now get Dom Videos again :D
Brody Litzinger but fr tv is dead. The internet is where you make it today
Brody Litzinger think the whole 'thinking out loud' bit at the start was an analogy for his TH-cam channel and the tv series aswell😂
Don skeng You stay WOKE
Gianluca Carpino "you stay woke"
Uh, huh?
I like how in the beginning he was 100% talking about his series on the Rocks channel vs. Broscience.
That was a painful thing to watch. They were trying to take something awesome and make it TV friendly. You cant water down Dom. The only way it works is like this.
Jerome Cole what are you talking about?
Jerome Cole holy shit I just got that
Go take ur dose of tren u idiot
Jerome Cole q
Literally the funniest guy on YT. Whilst funny in nature, I'm guessing he is a very intelligent, switched on guy the way he crafts these videos - Keep it coming!
This man is a LEGEND! Always good stuff Dom 👍
Ok see you guys again next year
I do calisthenics but I still find this to be very quality shit. I love it.
I find your lack of 'making any fucking sense' quality garbage.
Do you even lift?
The5thBeatle2010 yeah his own body weight like some kind of sick kid that's alergic to iron
Calesthenics master race mg
Might want to start off by checking "your" comment before you call someone else a dumbass, dumbass.
These videos always crack me up man, and I love how every chance he gets he takes a dig at Bradley Martin 🤣
Nice to hear Gian's voice in this video. Despite the fact that his LinkedIn says that he's been executive vice president of digital media at Lampoon since the start of 2017, he's clearly still involved with BroScienceLife.
HE IS BACK!
now we just wait 7 years til the next video
Olaf Lol new videos... every leap year
He is black!
NO....HE IS ARMS.
He is chest and shoulders
'definitely a step up from magic...which is like showing girls how easily you can roofie them' hahahaha
Hardest I have laughed all day lol
When I need motivation in the gym I turn to Bro Science Life!
The real bros remember the original title
This dude should definitely be in Hollywood
Oy vey, that's anti-semitic
Kallan Sivparsad And lose his videos for free?
He's tried and succeeded, but hates how thet censored him.
Hvítur karlmaður kek
Wasn't he in one of those shitty madea films?
Pros and Cons of dating Bradley Martyn:
Pros:
- You'll always look bigger than him
- You can brag to all your gym bros about the weight you're doing because you will always lift more than twig Bradley.
- You will always look like you have a tan because Bradley looks like a shard of the palest moon that just so happened to manifest itself as a gym bro who thinks he's bigger than Dom but totally isn't.
Cons:
- He has image issues and will try to make himself seem bigger by putting more weight than you on the bar and then benching it cleanly (except, you know, he totally isn't, because you can totally bench more than him, cause he's weak).
- He looks like he has muscle but really it's just fat that he's wrapped wires around and held there for 3 hours so that his skin has imprints that look like muscle, like those ab strings that you tie around your waist to make it seem like you have abs for 5 minutes before you turn back into the creature you really are: Jabba the Hut.
- It's Bradley Martyn. The weakest of gym bros. Just date Dom instead and actually be happy with yourself.
Pros
- Doesn't like celery
- Wears a hat
- Knows Dom
Cons
- No blankets
- Always wears a hat
- Isn't Dom
is balding also
you got bars man, you got bars
Pros; He will lend your gf a blanket
Noah Roush lol
Damm the definition with brad's pic 😂😂👌🏻
Dudes actually crazy fit lmao, doing a bunch of exercises while fucking around. Chad
After seeing the end where he says he's a TH-camr for life, I realized his analogy in the beginning is about his attempt to get into television vs being on TH-cam lol. Glad to see you back Dom!
Kyle Jackson thought I was only one who thought this
Kyle Jackson Feeling kinda bad for him actually. He gave it a decent shot but people were hating hard in the comments on Rock's page. It's damn near impossible for TH-camrs to go mainstream so it was good to see his "fans" go out of their way to make it even harder for him.
thanks dude, I got caught up in visualising the chicks chocolate starfish and the larger metaphor went completely over my head
Fuck good catch. I wasn't aware of the TV shit
When something sucks it just sucks. Real fans wouldn't pretend to like garbage.
Dom, ever hear the saying "Stay in your lane"? This. This is your lane
Loved these video!!
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean” this shit is next level
5:20 the guy in the back flexes his abs as soon as the attention goes on him
lol true. kevin, brads camera man.
I flex mine all time time, just in case shit like this happens
that guy has such a perfect body.
if you've got it then show it off. don't see the problem
That's Kevin by the way
Dom is looking BIG!
Dominic Stunt isn't he looking bigger everyday?
Dominic Stunt Dom is the biggest there is and ever has been
Yeah that's what you think when you don't see someone for months lol
Đuro Razbojnik Dude Dom is bigger than Arnold And Ronnie Coleman
Dominic Stunt probably cause he hasn't posted in a while and you've been watching Bradley Martin instead so you're used to seeing him
“couldn’t see you over my pump” 🤣
You are probably the most funniest human being in the world 🤣💀 I don't think I've never laughed this hard at a TH-cam video and I'm a big fan of calisthenics too 🤣
I do calisthenics but this was hilarious 😂
A guy that skates you don't do shit shut up
Gerardo Ojeda he does more than you
Gerardo Ojeda get roasted loser
Yeah me too😂
Gerardo Ojeda you listen to Russ and Rob Stone that says enough about you 😂
This video got more views in 3 days than his new series in a whole month
It's the character Dom is playing, can't remember his name.
I love how it ain't just a persona Dom (Mike) gets gains, he's pretty strong. Bradley is a body builder, big show muscles, Dom ain't a power lifter, he gotta do the Arnold split and go for but heavy for the compound, mid rep range for accessories and light hi rep for isolation. I lift big all the bigger guys look at me like "WTF" but Dom throws bodyweight like nothin.
2:15 LMAOO alright he got me there I like this dude 😂😂
FINALLY! Maybe BroScience is just posting cus he needs more money. 😂
Isaac Until he posts im set
Isaac he has been posting check out the Rock's channel
Isaac he kinda hinted at the end that he is posting because his show flopped
LongJohn Silverthorne I think he'll do better on his own. I'm sure working with the rock was a great experience though.
that show on the Rock's chanel won't get you laid too. what you do here is the real shit, so keep up with this
The Rock's channel is also on juice.
I love calisthenics, and I think this is hilarious.
"I already beat it, high score."
Knock knock knocking on heavens door. Who's there?
It's Jesus and he wants one more
No one m8 cuz they ded
too soon huh
Arcane SB Your comment is triggering me!
*gunshots*
is this ripped Bill Burr
Callum Price Reading this while watching a bill burr special while watching this video lol
Call him Bill Barr
@@Kujien OH MY GOD
Both are great comedians and that is a good joke my friend
Underrated comment big man
"Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean"
"There is only two boats girls like, yachts, and cruises." Lol
These guy deserves more than 3M Subs!!
It good to have you back Dom! we missed you! Fvck the rock and his boring series... you belong here. For ever and ever.
QUAG I cringed so hard at *fvck*
Dom can jump surprisingly high.
I was surprised, he's s decently tall dude. He should actually do legs and see if he can dunk
5:18 the dude flexes is abs once he hears his name I’m ducking dead 🤣
Lmao you always have to be alpha
I feel like Dom pissed off many people that gym that day. I love it lol.
I came here for the Bradley Martin jokes. What's going on here? People going soft
ColoradoStreaming wait for real?
Soft like... what?
Bro do you even upload?
I've just started ngl I find your shit funny as hell can't hate on that got to do one on your self now lol
This dude funny so glad I found him as I started lifting
Please do a hella satirical 10,000 calorie video. That'd be some prime shit.
Yes to this x the 100 real vids of this I’ve already seen pop up in my feed
Never clicked so fast in my life
LemonyRabbit i was kidding man im sorry it was a bad joke anyway
"Being Fuckable gives you attention, but getting attention does not make you fuckable."
@5:30 is just the best lol he has to say it twice and the skinny aesthetic dude was like “what?!”
did anyone notice the otro music playing and stopping lol
Czechmate
CagedZebra16 sup
HAHAHAHAHAHA you crack me up man plz never stop making videos you're to funny
Great stuff!
Thank god he's back
*new videos every week*
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New videos every other week. Or when the sea is read and the sky is green.
Why doesn't Bradley wear a bandanna? 👴🏻
Johnny Koch because he can say that he has cancer as an excuse for being so small.
Johnny Koch bc he doesn't have a big ass forehead like Dom
Jesus Mendoza isn't brad bald tho 😂
Niels Heldens yea long as he don't wear a hat to get a fucking haircut
Probably because he is not big enough!
He said magic is like showing girls how easily you can roofie them lmfaooooooo
I just came here after a chalistherics motivational video and I'm feeling better after seeing dom explain it to me lol
Dom the type of guy to get baptised in gnar pump
do a video about how to work out during rush hour at the gym!!!
Remember when dom put the link for his shoes and pants in the description
Yep a new video every year checks out