Gym Red Flags
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ต.ค. 2021
- #BroScience 154: Red flags to watch out for in the gym.
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I feel like it was another lifetime when I used to binge bioscience vids.
I still do every now and then
@mr nobody You are everywhere and everyone hates you.
I’m definitely binge watching them. Just found out about this channel this month and I already watched them all.. and bros vs
Same
Literally
“Fitness is about hatin’ yourself, until you build a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life using the gym. This cannot be taught” - next time @ me
I had this exact thought a few days ago, strange
The irony of people admiring your body built out of depression and suffering.
You know all those great quotes from great men, MLK, Jesus, Arnold. This is like being alive back then living during the time the great Maxims of wisdom are spoken.
@@crumpcates1701 maybe if Timber wasn't so damn expensive I could build it outta that. Until then I'm swallowing sadness, then swallowing pre workout
He speaketh the truth, I don't know if I should be happy or sad...Anyway, who cares about that, I'm doing dumbell curls tomorrow 💪💪💪
"Fitness is about hating yourself until you build a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life using the gym. This cannot be taught. It has to be learned, the hard way" -DM
1:59 the gym lights in the background change out of pure respect for Dom as he says green and red
Wow, i didn't noticed.
Dom is shilling gambling websites and shirts again. The world is healing.
@Jack shut up
I pray that my video will convince you to delete your social media or at least look at it on a different perspective. All glory goes to God 🙌🙏
Return of the king
I'm glad. 🖤✨
November rent is coming soon
"Fitness is about hating yourself until you build a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life, using the gym." I dont know whether to laugh or cry at how accurate this is
Best line and absolutely fucking true. Personal trainers should be like Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"
3. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
- Full Metal Jacket
I am going to make that sentence my IG handle
Both tbh
Same man ... same 🥲
ok
I now want to modify dumbbells to make shotgun sounds when you curl them.
I have a feeling they would sell well...
didnt expect to see you here trueunderdawg but not an unwelcome surprise
scott herman already has the patent on "ptsshhhhhh"
I don't think I've ever heard something more brutally honest than "fitness is about hating yourself until you build a burning drive to overcompensate," lol! Damn!!!
Take a break if you need. Don’t want you getting burnt out over these weekly uploads
@mr nobody No..
rent due
😂
😂😂😂
You play a fool but your social/psychological observations are always on point, you should write a book.
Didn't expect you here 😂😂
He did, unless that’s the joke? Lol
@@NoahsAsylum0137 he KINDA did. Its just the video scripts in writting.
Still worth it.
It's kinda like how in the middle ages only jesters could get away with making certain observations in polite society.
I did t realize he actually wrote a book ha!
Doms been making videos for like 15 years and still make me cry laughing. Never misses
Lmao, “The only thing she cares less about than your max bench is if you live or die.” Shit got me hard.
"I lift so I don't feel so empty inside, and nothing makes me feel more full than an arm pump"
Why is this hilariously relatable
You again??
How the fuck r u here
Probably because you have nothing else going on in your life than to comment on every TH-cam video you come across, just to get likes
Dude YOUR EVERYWHERE, I just saw you at the recent Kengan omega review haha love the persistence 🤙
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
“Pulling sumo is like pulling a 6 in Ohio, sorry pal that’s a fucking 4 in any state that touches the ocean”
🤣
they hateus cause they anus
Idk how this dude still comes up with these zingers after so many years of pumping these videos out.
Prob one of the funniest things he’s ever said
As someone who lived in Cleveland for 5 years, this is v funny
Shit had me dead!
This guy is the future of fitness. If influencers spent more time on true fitness comedy than selling BCAA’s I bet ppl would like and trust them more.
The whole part about how hating yourself can't be taught, it's learned is so true and it's so sad. It's the reason I started exercising. I hated how I felt in my skin, I didn't feel like anyone really even knew I existed etc.. I needed something to help me find my confidence.
well it's been a day - have you filled the void yet?
@@SpaceMissile yup, with a veiny meat missile!
@@meangene1980 good stuff; I love me a good missile
If you had a shirt that said Yolo Swaggins. I'd hit it
yeah man i think that without that hate exercising just doesnt feel like it has a point i used to be fat and get bullied and girls didnt like me but then i started working out everyday and even dated a few girls who i ignored for the gym then after a while i just lost it didnt feel like going to the gym till i realized how i was going back to who i was
This is Dom showing off his GF and making us laugh at the same time.
Shit works.
Everybody wins. Especially me.
@@BroScienceLife gg bro
Not his gf. One of his gfs 😉
@@BroScienceLife when you gonna make a tutorial on how to get your girlfriend?
Is this confirmed Mrs Gym Bro??
"Fitness is about hating yourself" truer words have never been spoken.
Yea sure, bud.
Lol, facts. Lately, I've been realizing that working out sometimes affects your mental state, even if you have a decent physique.
@@Lordguesser it always does imho
@@Tony-fx9ky you're right, but no one else talks about it, including other youtube channels or influencers. The only one that brings it up is Dom, even though it's a joke, but at least he talks about it.
Yeah buddy!
I have seen every bro science video there is! Thanks Mike and Gian your stuff is gold! Been a personal trainer for a long time so basically live in a gym and your material is hilarious. Thanks for all your hard work!
Well I know where I’m going all my Christmas shopping at…
Dom is always consistently funny, 10 years of watching, you’re hilarious 👍🏼
You are a certified buff bro chick.
"Tren Badgley", jesus christ the word play is god tier
When the mix tape dropping dom ?
He had me at “Clamazon”
Can we take a moment to appreciate that every single video uploaded to this channel since its inception has been absolute gold? The only channel worthy of a bell notification
I take a lot of time to only make videos I’m proud of and know are quality, which is why I only put out videos once a week.
@@BroScienceLife Half of that is a lie, i'll let you decide whitch
With how often he uploads, you need the bell
@mr nobody enjoy the report
@@leniruklic8832 But see when you're on the 33 hours a day omni-male grindsception like Dom, lies are a construct your family tries to distract you with from becoming a multiversal gymrat
IMO This is one of the Dom's best videos, I was rolling several times during it.
It's a stop sign that means go. It's a fuckin green stop sign.
“Conspiracy by Big Arm” is literally some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
“This dude sends D pics to himself”
SO TRUE
0:53. Gentlemen of culture, gather ‘round. We meet again.
Lmao that one got me too 😂
my favorite line of the video
bruh im taking notes
Wait…doesn’t everyone?
Dom maxing out the hip adductor machine was actually kinda crazy.
nah i promise you could do it too. its probably awful for us to do it but it isnt that hard
cameraman was spotting i think hahahaha
I‘m 6‘3 and 75 kg so pretyy skinny and I can do 100 kg for 15 reps. 300 pound is 135 kg so someone who has been training for 6 months can max the machine it isn‘t that impressive. His lat pulldown on the otherhand where he was repping max weight is really impressive.
@@guntera3845 He was also maxing out on tricep pushdowns and relatively easy, don’t know how much weight was on there but that was pretty impressive
All dick!
"Fitness is about hating yourself until you build a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life using the gym. This cannot be taught it has to be learned the hard way." To be honest, that is a pretty profound statement. My most fit days were also during my days of turmoil.
Some of my most visible progress was made during some bleak times. "Working through it" at the gym is better than some other alternatives
@@alvinrobbestad905 100%
Definitely my favourite youtuber, I grew up watching your videos as I started to go to the gym. Still the only one that can make me laugh my ass off.
One of the only fitness channels that never changed since 2013. So many guys lost their shit. Thank you for the years of entertainment!
Dom is the funniest guy out there. Most people lose it after some time. Dom doesnt lose the grip he GAINS on his audience
Mmmmm he’s a hit or miss tbh, sometimes the videos go on too long, this one was cool tho 😂
It's the same things over and over again lol kinda gets old after awhile
@@trevormaclean7916 yeaaa it’s cool tho
Does someone know what kind of vans shoes he is wearing? They are taller than regular vans but i couldnt find it.
@@user-gl7zu9ny9i I think they are Van's Half Cabs
Some of these lines are just pure gold.
I haven't been to the gym since the Coronavirus. Now this is give me inspiration to go back to the gym.
"Even if my arms grew from blinking, I would still hit arms everyday" best quote in existance
@@mostlymotorized k
The comedy writing and dialogue in these videos is brilliant. Right up there with the best comedians in the world.
hes talented as hell, insane wordplay
Writing? Comedy? I thought this was real
@@MrYanksfan1234 I bet he can rap well too.
“You might not skip leg day but you skip at the beach when the water hits your toes” that’s gotta be the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute😂
How did he even come up with these lines, bruh? M dead!
@@jamesron5625 I saw one of his comments in here that said he writes all of his own shit so the guy definitely has some talent for sure haha
The self awareness of this video is off the charts !
"Going for a 1 rep max, anywhere from 1-15"
"How many did I get?" "None." "That was all me"
For a second I thought she said 9. He was just THAT fast.
@@MrZimono I thought she said 9 as well
Usually hate when people directly quote from videos adding nothing but I actually had to read that bit to appreciate the writing.
nah she totally said "nine" bro you misheard
The only channel that doesn’t miss an upload…
Cal Rippedken, the Iron Man of TH-cam
"fitness is about hating yourself until you burn a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life using the gym , this can not be taught it has to be learned , the hard way " wow that hits hard
Dom is a living legend!! I remember his original videos that are ridiculous! Glad these follow the same theme. Nicely done... 🎊😎😁😂😂
You can either have consistent God tier videos sporadically, or consistent videos of varying quality... Dom has chosen well.
It’s a marathon, except I sprint for like 100 yards then take a break at the bar then come back full form and sprint another 100. And do that over the course of 10 years.
@@BroScienceLife You are the man Dom😂😂😂👌👌
consistently inconsistent
@@BroScienceLife why you doing cardio?
@@BroScienceLife Kinda makes sense actually
I legitimately cannot believe how consistently hilarious this guy is.
its uhh a team. he has another guy to help write the funnies.
@@danielroden9424 na not anymore, he's doing it by himself now
@@clb4947 What happened to Gian?
Yeah with every new video, every week.
Walk into gym:
1. Do Karate. Got it.
2. Kiss the Gains. Got it.
3. Check for threats. Got it.
4. Check for throats. Got it.
This was so spot on and perfect. Especially the abductor machine, spotting 350lbs, and floor leg press on the Smith machine. This stuff is for real 😂
i can’t get over how dom owns 3 identical bass pro hats in different colors, and managed to get all of them in this video.
MASS BRO shops hats. You can get a closer look at DomMerch.com
@@BroScienceLife I caught my gf flicking her bean to the pictures of Dom modeling his own merch
@@BroScienceLife bro surely the comment above deserves a reply lol
@@BroScienceLife I copped one. It looks great 👍 took a while to ship but it was worth it
@anonymous Sarah Backman or Irina Gladkya could convince me to do leg day once or rip my arms off permanently.
Truer words have never been spoken:
"Videos every week....if you just go back and watch the old ones every week." - DM
Dom can make videos 15 years and still be funny. To be fair he does a video every year 🙃
This guy is a legend, cracks me up everytime
Knowing Dom is out there banging out the bicep curls is somehow reassuring and calming. You just know everything is going to be okay with world
“Yea these dudes might not skip leg but they do skip at the beach when their feet touch the water.” Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
funniest line in the vid for me XD
I think his best line ever is probably "you're built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built"😂😂
PhD in Philiftsophy and Brocial Sciences. Dom on point as always!
Click for the thumbnail, stay for the hilarious video.
Man idk why I was never suggested this channel. Love the content so far 👌
My all time favorite Dom quote "The best part about getting a tattoo when you're older is you have less time to regret it" =D
"That's a 4 in any state that touches an ocean." I'm dying.
Goddammit after all these years, you still got it!! Laughed my ass off 🤣 😂.
That "Try smilin' " at the very end was the perfect finishing touch.
After all these years. He still places this character so well. This was an instant classic.
"you may not skip leg day but you skip on the beach when the water comes near"
spit my damn food out. that's a good line
1:59 The timing with the lighting is perfect.
I've watched so many Dom videos over the years that I often find myself hearing that gun blast every time I do a rep. 😂
“Don’t touch the bar just look at my arms” this is exactly how I feel when I ask someone to spot on bench
Don't spot me, watch me, baby
@@BroScienceLife what's the chick IG dom
It's in description
@@marcosgroxko8378 @LinaBelfiore
@@BroScienceLife that has to be on a cut off so bad
The quality of these videos is the most stable thing we currently have in society. Thank you.
I pull sumo and your sumo sketch had me laughin so hard, love the channel!
His jokes/punch lines are always so funny to me that I find myself needing 30 minutes to watch a 10 minute video because I keep rewinding while in the middle of it. Anyone else find themselves doing the same thing? 😂
All the shirts look fire, but to quote my favorite movie:
"Your lack of pre-workout is disturbing" - Bar Wars, part V: The Empire hits Back (and bi's)
"Fitness is about hating yourself, until you build a burning drive to overcompensate for everything in your life, using the gym."
Literally all of us in a nutshell
Best 10 minutes and 48 seconds of my day! I laughed so hard at some of these.. wow! subbed. (I had to look up what a throat goat was and I choked on my coffee when I read it.) Bahahaha
It's rare that TH-cam can suggest a winner...but well played, this had me laughing out loud. Great content!
Mike is the only one who could pull off a character so well for so many years that people still believe Dom is his actual personality 😂 Really impressive honestly
Today I learned...
Like kyle from FPS RUSSIA
I know I saw an interview with him once and part of me like died inside as I realized he is just basically a nice guy.lol
I refuse to believe this is not his real personality, just a bit exaggerated for the videos ofc😂
Also a lot of people are stupid.
She is another example of how Mike is winning in life.
why does she have bruises on her body tho?
@@TheFreddieFoo lifting too fast
@@TheFreddieFoo Sick username mang 🤙
@@TheFreddieFoo knife fights
@@TheFreddieFoo Gym karate
You are the fucking man, Dom! You’ve stayed true to your style and still making everyone laugh their ass off and spittin’ facts. Rock on 🤘
The girl trying so hard not to laugh has me absolutely dieing lol.
all these years that i've been watching this guy, and now i can not imagine him being any other way than this. the ultimate gym bro
A new Dom vid signals the start of a new week for me.
My employer keeps asking why I've been talking about work weeks in terms of 60+ day increments.
I remember when I thought dom was an actual person posting shit. Still gets me rolling.
Back to a million views, let's go Dom 💪Always been a fan
2:00 The timing on the red light and green light with the scenerie is perfect
Bro wtf 😳
Uncle Doms rent must be due, or Mikes bad obsession with IG influencers must be running his bank acc dry
If something's gonna be dry might as well be the bank account
All those 'free' trips to Dubai add up
@@adnanchinisi7871 Yeah unfortunately oil money aint the same as tanning oil money
@@BroScienceLife Dom you a legend bro. #gains #funny #steroids
@@BroScienceLife life quote right there
"Revs the engine on his V6 mustang" Hahaha nailed it!
I just discovered this channel. Absolutely hilarious. I'm sharing with my friend who used to be a personal trainer.
When I bought the swolly Bible years ago, I thought it was a real training book. Now I realize it actually was. Thank you for making lifting a lot more fun.
I'm glad this series is still going🙏 I remember when Dom didn't have so many tats, feels crazy that I still watch these😂
Yep, exactly the same stupid shit after all these years. Gold.
You're killing me man! Love it! LMFAO !!! 🤣🤣🤣
You know the content on this channel is gold when pretty much every comment is a requote of something Dom said and not a mention of how GODDAM FINE HOMEGIRL IS. 😍😃👍🏾
I think a most of the guys are on this channel to see him 😉. I would like a link to that girl's Instagram for science.
@@petertrezza9456 🤣👍🏾
Dom's been putting the p to the v for a while with her...she's all over his insta
11/10 for us, like 6/10 for dom
This might be an all-time classic episode.
"These dudes scissor each other" has me rolling
This guy is a hilarious genius, love this guy
@2:00 when Dom says 'This is both a red flag and green light...' the lights of the ceiling change accordingly. If that was intentional - superb! If not... still superb!
Wow that’s some next level production
The “try smiling” at the end is honestly the best part of the video
Dom giving us, not the advice we want, but the advice we need.
I’ve probably watch this video over 30 times by now and “yeah helps me target the ass from across the gym” still cracks me up 🤣
This was actually one of the best videos in a while. It has the same quality confidence and lines that the old videos lived on. But better
This video brings some nostalgia with it; it almost feels like an OG BroScience video you used to shoot late at night in a random gym.
The irony of getting a vshred advert during this wasn’t lost on me
This guy makes my day every time i watch one of his videos
The delivery on that dismissal to remove the weights is insanely good.
Props to her too, she knows how to play the straight(wo)man
Dom, you’re a lucky man
“Pulling Sumo is like pulling a 6 in Ohio.” All hail the King
"Sorry Pal, that's a fuckin 4 in any state that touches the ocean." LMAO best line ever
This is old school Dom Mazetti and I'm all for it
6:38 "I lift, so i dont feel so empty inside, and nothing makes me feel more full, than an arm-pump" This hit harder than it should