【Yohioloid】 The Distortionist【Original Song】

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  • @yvesen
    @yvesen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6745

    Distortionist: *breathes*
    Mirrors: *_I’m gonna end this whole mans career._*

    • @GothGrl6
      @GothGrl6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      By da way his name is Christopher;-;

    • @tumpar3987
      @tumpar3987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Denise McElwee is the same thing

    • @insertnamehere2462
      @insertnamehere2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@GothGrl6 chris.P

    • @mask3596
      @mask3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You had to have listen to the song to make this joke

    • @potatobean6588
      @potatobean6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aRmY 💜💜

  • @moistbugs
    @moistbugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17095

    "Something doesn't quite line up" Probably your spine, buddy

    • @lakoritheweirdskelly
      @lakoritheweirdskelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      *wheeze*

    • @ARandomAccount110
      @ARandomAccount110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      You talking to me? You would be... sort of right... I guess... if you were.
      It's not THAT bad... but...
      Cough Cough.

    • @firegodess_nullz
      @firegodess_nullz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      XD

    • @some.old.acount9069
      @some.old.acount9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Hunchbacked people in a nutshell

    • @bruwuce3184
      @bruwuce3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      cries in scoliosis

  • @cleosglock2256
    @cleosglock2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7924

    when your eyes say murderer but your spine says murdered

  • @moldycheeseproductions8920
    @moldycheeseproductions8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    GHOST fans:"this song is so deep ;-;"
    GHOST:" so I named this guy after an adjective that you may use to describe a chip"

    • @rbpgamemaster
      @rbpgamemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      _That's what makes it so deep_

    • @moldycheeseproductions8920
      @moldycheeseproductions8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@rbpgamemaster lol

    • @uk0wn66
      @uk0wn66 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ok ghost, imma call him a chip since his nickname is chris p or chrispy

    • @uk0wn66
      @uk0wn66 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      WAIT I JUST REALIZED HE SOMETIMES BREAKS HIS SPINE SO THATS WHY HES CALLED HIP

    • @squishyseraph7780
      @squishyseraph7780 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Exact words from ghost, "Christifer Pierre. Chris P. Crispy :)"

  • @CZORCH
    @CZORCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17571

    In conclusion
    Distortionist: I’m very good person
    Mirror: no
    Distortionist: Whickity Whackity

    • @happyjoy310
      @happyjoy310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      whickty wackity
      dont break the chain

    • @slashedheart4256
      @slashedheart4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

      Whickity Whackity,your glass is gonna go crackity

    • @sakurapossom8981
      @sakurapossom8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      whickity whackity OW MY FACE WHAT THE FUCK-

    • @BESTBODYGUARD
      @BESTBODYGUARD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      I- whIckIty WhAcKiTy

    • @Uninteresting88
      @Uninteresting88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      here comes the smackity

  • @Oneiro_Moon
    @Oneiro_Moon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10220

    Chris: “I smashed the mirrors”
    also Chris: “the mirrors smashed themselves”

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Maybe Chris is talking to a different Person and that's why he says different things? Or I'm just thinking about this song too much

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@simplysummergacha4154 The first one or the second one? Cause I have more theories than that and I'm willing to share them if you want me to

    • @notshariii
      @notshariii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Maybe it has something to do with the title? Because distortionist is a fancier version of the word liar

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      HE LIES!

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BrokenSeele please tell the theories!

  • @shadowbonnie1466
    @shadowbonnie1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8690

    Chris: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives so to answer your question officer, no I did not break those mirrors.

    • @Crispy_Man
      @Crispy_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      I didn't I'm not sure what you mean :)

    • @chrishagemarcou9174
      @chrishagemarcou9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@Crispy_Man yes you do, spaghetti spine

    • @taki7346
      @taki7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      O_O woah, cool fun fact Chris

    • @poisonedsweetz
      @poisonedsweetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@Crispy_Man *dont lie to us.*

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@chrishagemarcou9174 Spaghetti spine? *im dying*

  • @roryoh
    @roryoh ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Bro is a walking TH-cam apology

    • @sproutz5014
      @sproutz5014 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      HELP

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Has the moves, knows the words, just don't got the ukulele

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@FlareStorms just don't got the ukulele *yet*

    • @ItzYaGirlSophie
      @ItzYaGirlSophie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      *distortionist ukulele cover plays*

    • @crayCrab1258
      @crayCrab1258 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      NOT CHRISTENNE BALLIGERRE

  • @theflyingcrane1008
    @theflyingcrane1008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13694

    This song is the biggest example of “no u” in all of Vocaloid

    • @theflyingcrane1008
      @theflyingcrane1008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      Thanks, I just discovered your songs and I’m already addicted

    • @StrawberrySpamCake
      @StrawberrySpamCake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I was your exact 200th like!
      Spammy *satisfied!*
      I have an entire TikTok account for that... hehe...

    • @Alissi-P
      @Alissi-P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      So did you break the mirror?
      Well yes, but actually no

    • @TheUnderscoreSeven
      @TheUnderscoreSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Alissi-P Nice.

    • @kokichioma5164
      @kokichioma5164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Y e s .

  • @fake00ut
    @fake00ut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8966

    His eyes say the mirror broke itself but his spine says hospital

    • @penaltykill
      @penaltykill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Hndshgs congrats

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Same thing says his wrists

    • @rickbrim1589
      @rickbrim1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      LaL, his hair sais haircut

    • @jaxsonbaird6903
      @jaxsonbaird6903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oh my god lol

    • @datboibembem6372
      @datboibembem6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jaxsonbaird6903 ooooooooof

  • @mysteriesneversolve3991
    @mysteriesneversolve3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4091

    Ghost: * brilliant songs with dark meanings *
    Also ghost: this is Chris p. And this is Norman Minecraft.

    • @dannyfoxboi
      @dannyfoxboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Crispy

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *C H R I S P .*

    • @overthinker6081
      @overthinker6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @Juan Camarillo ghost's pronouns are they/them!!

    • @eveleen.
      @eveleen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @Juan Camarillo Ghost prefers They/Them Pronouns.

    • @happykid903
      @happykid903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Swohs taht yaw a ni thgil gnidneb
      Artscum euq amrof ed zul al odnatcarfer
      Ssem 'nikcuf a em gnivael dna
      Ertsased ocitétap nu im a emodnajed y
      Ssalg nekorb fo kcerw a gnikam er'uoy
      Sotor selatsire ed oiciportse nu odnatnom satse.
      Seog yrots eht woh yltcaxe
      Airotsih al eugis omoe etnematcaxe
      Swohs taht yaw a ni thgil gnidneb
      Artscum euq amrof ed zul al odnatcarfer
      Ssem 'nikcuf a em gnivael dna
      Ertsased ocitétap nu im a emodnajed y
      Ssalg nekorb fo kcerw a gnikam er'uoy
      Sotor selatsire ed oiciportse nu odnatnom satse.

  • @mercury-madness
    @mercury-madness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    I think we all know that Christopher's spine isn't doing too good, but has anybody actually thought about the reason GHOST chose to give him twisty abilities?
    Personally I think it's symbolism for how he lies to make himself out to be a good person. He twists the truth, and also his spine
    Edit: Could also be about how his "true" form is twisted. Or just how he has a "twisted" personality (as in, unpleasant or warped)

    • @celesteinthestars
      @celesteinthestars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      THATS SO SMART 🤯🤯

    • @yukishirusagi4927
      @yukishirusagi4927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :0

    • @Stop.Turn.Leave.
      @Stop.Turn.Leave. ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The way I've always seen it is that it's a visualization of how he's twisted in multiple ways despite him hiding it from his 'friends'. He twists the truth, he lies to his 'friends to get what he wants'. He's twisted-evil, wicked, cruel-so he's quite literally twisted. It's also why his true form is surrounded by mirrors. He's forced to look at his actual reflection and see the truth which is that he's quite monstrous. Both literally and behavior-wise.

    • @plurality-reality
      @plurality-reality ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @꧁༺ʄʟօաɛʀ༻꧂ so he's a spaghetti noodle

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@plurality-reality Hostile spaghetti

  • @scatcat8371
    @scatcat8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6993

    His voice says "the mirrors did it" but his spine says *"fuck hospital call a priest"*

    • @thefryingpannmann5911
      @thefryingpannmann5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      And the rest of the church while your at it

    • @MistahKrap
      @MistahKrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      NO HE JUST DRINKS ALOT OF MILK!!!!!!!

    • @_W1NGZ
      @_W1NGZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@MistahKrap *his calcium is a bit to high I believe -*

    • @MidnightLabyrinth12
      @MidnightLabyrinth12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I laughed a little too hard at this joke 🤣

    • @taki7346
      @taki7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I agree Scat- he needs an exorcism.

  • @uwumaster1837
    @uwumaster1837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7666

    "nobody's gonna blame me for that"
    **gets blamed**
    "impossbile,impossbile"

  • @luckynevx
    @luckynevx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10033

    This dude said "the mirrors broke themselves" and thought people would believe him 💀💀💀

  • @andlien2175
    @andlien2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    I've come back to this song after a couple years and actually looking at the lyrics now that I'm older and wiser this feels like a story about how when someone who was abused finally fought back and the abuser used that against them to isolate them even further by telling people they hurt them badly before the true victim could tell the truth, which is some truly heinous abuse tactics that I've seen and dealt with before.

    • @jakeglinski9833
      @jakeglinski9833 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hmm makes sense

    • @TOBYZZZZZ
      @TOBYZZZZZ ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That’s what was thinking

    • @Isaac-p3d6o
      @Isaac-p3d6o ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My parents did that to me

    • @Int-p123
      @Int-p123 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@user-cg9rl4pd1c are u OK now?

    • @TaffyVR-wb3lv
      @TaffyVR-wb3lv ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now come back another year.

  • @laffytaffy8108
    @laffytaffy8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12183

    Everybody gangsta until the distortionist starts speaking the Minecraft enchantment table language.

    • @handsomenoob2829
      @handsomenoob2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      "░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░"
      wha?

    • @zuuati467
      @zuuati467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Which part?

    • @BlankAtua
      @BlankAtua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@zuuati467 4:42

    • @snowytooktheacountbacklets9473
      @snowytooktheacountbacklets9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      i actally knew what it said its just saying things in reverse langue

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@snowytooktheacountbacklets9473 yeah but let the joke be a joke

  • @veeistiredasf
    @veeistiredasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7583

    Christopher's eyes: "I will now contort you."
    Christopher's spine: "I will now contort myself."

  • @kanbinadaydream6486
    @kanbinadaydream6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5635

    His eyes say insanity but his spine says silly straw.

    • @onelove4realunity810
      @onelove4realunity810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      *shlorp*

    • @scatcat8371
      @scatcat8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I FEEL SO FUCKING CALLED OUT RN

    • @percypercy7874
      @percypercy7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Bet you people actually wanna _drink_ him up as if he was a straw

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@scatcat8371
      W-
      What do you mean

    • @scatcat8371
      @scatcat8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@iamme8359 I WILL STILL ORDER SILLY STRAWS IF I CAN, EVEN THOUGH IM NOT 12 ANYMORE

  • @keadraws
    @keadraws ปีที่แล้ว +718

    If crispy untwisted himself he would spin like a helicopter

    • @keadraws
      @keadraws ปีที่แล้ว +82

      With his sheer power he would untwist so quickly that he becomes a living helicopter and take off

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@keadraws that would be a sight,a great one at that

    • @stillaproudomorifan
      @stillaproudomorifan ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Now imagine him doing it.

    • @EbonyTheRagdoll
      @EbonyTheRagdoll ปีที่แล้ว +30

      HELP ME THIS IS FAR TOO FUNNY TO ME FOR NO REASON

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@stillaproudomorifan That's what he does when he wants to smash a mirror that's across the continent

  • @ElpheltValentinee
    @ElpheltValentinee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6022

    Chris P. = Crispy
    But
    Chris Pierre= Crispier
    Ghost what are you hiding huh ?

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @work fanatic CrispIEST SPINE.

    • @tapiocadragn7358
      @tapiocadragn7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Pebbles.3 AAAAA THE MCYT COMMUNITY IS CHASING MEE

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@tapiocadragn7358 ;-;

    • @necromancer9829
      @necromancer9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@tapiocadragn7358 they’re EVERYWHERE........ u can’t even hide...........

    • @girlsmegma
      @girlsmegma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tapiocadragn7358 is that a bad thing? -

  • @eeeniewiem3571
    @eeeniewiem3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    Fun fact: Distortionist is just a fancier version of the word liar

    • @mary-jane6457
      @mary-jane6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Distortionist is bill cipher

    • @onelove4realunity810
      @onelove4realunity810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      CAAAAUUUUSSSEEE IIIIIMMMMAAAAAA LLLLLIIIIIIAAAAARRRRR

    • @eeeniewiem3571
      @eeeniewiem3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@onelove4realunity810 stfu or you're going under the hydraulic press

    • @LeroyW70
      @LeroyW70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@eeeniewiem3571 Well, that escalated quickly...

    • @eeeniewiem3571
      @eeeniewiem3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@LeroyW70 not sure if you got my reference there

  • @InfiniTeaElk
    @InfiniTeaElk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10991

    To me, it sounds like it's about abuse. Abusers often twist words and tell lies and half truths to get others to hate their victim when they try to leave. This makes the victim think it's them that's the monster, a reflection of the abuser, believing only the abuser will love them, despite the harm, and further isolating them from people who care, who will try to help them escape the abuse.

    • @medelicoribu7072
      @medelicoribu7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Oof thats deep--

    • @acemirai1103
      @acemirai1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      That might be it. I's agree wit' ya' mate

    • @daedae4329
      @daedae4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      For some reason, what you said gives me Rapunzel vibes.

    • @acemirai1103
      @acemirai1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@daedae4329 but Runpunzel never got abused, just locked on a tower with long hair lol

    • @InfiniTeaElk
      @InfiniTeaElk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      @@daedae4329 because Rapunzel is literally a story about abuse, manipulation, and toxic behavior

  • @asdfasdf-kb7sc
    @asdfasdf-kb7sc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    me: tries to sing the backward part
    the demon under my bed: wondering why I want to invade Haiti dual-wielding a banana launcher and a door handle while riding his grandmother's air conditioner

  • @NecroticNightshade
    @NecroticNightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6753

    Every time I see this man's spine I can't help but think that it sounds like a plastic water bottle being crunched whenever he moves

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      *BEST THING IVE SEEN ABOUT HIS SPINE*

    • @taki7346
      @taki7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      **WHEEZE** GOOD ONE!

    • @juliefarrell6688
      @juliefarrell6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@taki7346 Taki just so you know you look like crispys sister

    • @taki7346
      @taki7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@juliefarrell6688 .. I HAD A BROTHER?!-

    • @moonlightnymph7975
      @moonlightnymph7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      new headcanon

  • @stella_xd6000
    @stella_xd6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9134

    Ghost: *creates character whose job is to make people uncomfortable*
    Comment section: *I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HANDSOME MAN IN MY LIFE-*

    • @number1ishimaru
      @number1ishimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      hm I wonder who could have said that
      *turns away*

    • @silverstarredanimations
      @silverstarredanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      Who could that be? *dramatically looks around*

    • @number1ishimaru
      @number1ishimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@silverstarredanimations hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @aspenhart_
      @aspenhart_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      sadly, can't agree lol

    • @tshellion3111
      @tshellion3111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@aspenhart_ Hello another Kris, mind making Berdly chrispy? Oh wait, I forgot you actually have to freeze the bird, nevermind.

  • @garlikbred6474
    @garlikbred6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    Chris looks like he'd be a master at Twister

  • @number1ishimaru
    @number1ishimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    I’m sorry but at the start I couldn’t help but hear “reese’s puffs,reese’s puffs” over and over again

    • @Phoenixishh
      @Phoenixishh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      IM SORRY BUT IM DYING FROM A LACK OF OXYGYN!! WTF-
      reeses puffs

    • @vsingerenthusiast
      @vsingerenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      SAMEE

    • @stormyd1869
      @stormyd1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Well now I can't unhear it, thanks for that-

    • @Local_w.e.i.r.d.o
      @Local_w.e.i.r.d.o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hear it to why why ghost why

    • @gipgip1999
      @gipgip1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh god, you're right

  • @eldritchcatgirl
    @eldritchcatgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6152

    Chris: **Smashes a mirror into shards**
    Also Chris: Omg who did that what’s wrong w you >:(

    • @StumblingBumblingMilquetoast
      @StumblingBumblingMilquetoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      "Why would someone do this to the mirror?"

    • @billcipher1523
      @billcipher1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lmao xD

    • @Wyeke3
      @Wyeke3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      In a nutshell: haha mirror go smash
      Also Chris: What the hell? Who did this?

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      More like
      Chris P: *smashes mirror*
      Also Chris P: "The mirror just smashed itself! Why would you think _I_ did that?!"

    • @ikedaren_29336
      @ikedaren_29336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Chris: *breaks mirrors and constantly makes different excuses to break said mirrors*
      Also Chris: “ya’ll it wasn’t me”

  • @mercurion-e5t
    @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5845

    So if Crispy untwisted his spine, he’d be unnaturally tall and long.

    • @izzythetrashposter5710
      @izzythetrashposter5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      yes! this is shown in the thanks to you song/album title video

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Crispy was really long in that video, wasn’t he?

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      but how the hell he will _untwist it_

    • @CometMothman
      @CometMothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      *u n t w i s t t i m e*

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@CometMothman u n t w i s t

  • @irinaostrovenko923
    @irinaostrovenko923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    Chris: Smashes mirrors
    Also Chris: *oh my god, did you guys hear that, idk who did that*

  • @calendula.mp3
    @calendula.mp3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "A deplorable perception of me was none other than an image of you" is quite literally just crispy calling us ugly :')

    • @Blind_Eye046
      @Blind_Eye046 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Smart way of saying; "You look like sh-"

    • @calendula.mp3
      @calendula.mp3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Blind_Eye046 fr

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker ปีที่แล้ว +21

      rather rude to call your hordes of fans that, crispy

    • @thegamertoads4127
      @thegamertoads4127 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My brother in Christ, have you ever seen a man like that

  • @yourturntotazuna1378
    @yourturntotazuna1378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    Chris P
    Crispy
    Chris pierre
    Crispier
    Ghost is hiding something from us

    • @blate_baws
      @blate_baws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol youre right

    • @crystalryx
      @crystalryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He has a sibling. Chris P. S.

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He’s crispier than we thought!

    • @lunarmist8330
      @lunarmist8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is a crispy boi

    • @tourmelion9221
      @tourmelion9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's a snacc

  • @hahayes7205
    @hahayes7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4723

    This guy would do well in a game of among us

    • @Star-vu8xo
      @Star-vu8xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Chris be looking sus

    • @VANGUARD-u5w
      @VANGUARD-u5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same

    • @calvonnumber1fan
      @calvonnumber1fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You have no idea how much i love this comment

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      He's like Corpse in that case
      Will kill you and then somehow convince you he didn't do it
      He's the guy who can somehow get away with an obvious stack kill in front of everyone

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMFAOOO

  • @BloomBlanche
    @BloomBlanche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    This song has been out for like two years and I've only *just* noticed his spine

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      yeah uh someone commented “twist” and the timestamp and i realized, right then, that was the scene where his spine was twisted ALL THE WAY AROUND. HE ISNT FACING THE CAMERA BUT HE IS. THIS IS WEIRD.

    • @Hyperhydron
      @Hyperhydron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@scalemerald I actually didn't notice that part, I need a timestamp now

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      N Draws its near the beginning, when he says “twist and turn it right around”

    • @taybbii
      @taybbii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      OML THAT'S WHY PEOPLE KEPT SAYING THIS-
      THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO WEIRDLY THIN
      I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE ART STYLE'S FAULT IABSPXNQOSNX

    • @eindeed
      @eindeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Hyperhydron 1:14

  • @Skymonslayer
    @Skymonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6646

    This character's only personality trait is being horribly abusive and manipulative and y'all are turning him into a Tumblr sexy man

  • @dogcar6306
    @dogcar6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.
    Nobody's gonna blame me for that.

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

    • @josieblueyoutube2677
      @josieblueyoutube2677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MARISSA RODRIGUEZ the details never safe and and sound~

    • @ineslozano6036
      @ineslozano6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *reeses puffs flashbacks*

    • @allizaannie3967
      @allizaannie3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      .__. Oh no..

    • @MAR_abisal
      @MAR_abisal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I blame you

  • @jessii1044
    @jessii1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    Everyone talkin bout his hair and spine but can we just apreciate my mans eye lashes for a second, theyre perfect my dudes

    • @taki7346
      @taki7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      si

    • @feitanportor8262
      @feitanportor8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Cool eye lashy but look a second to his hair-
      Just-
      Fluffy puffy

    • @stupidbunnita
      @stupidbunnita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feitanportor8262 i love hair i’ll eat his hair

    • @feitanportor8262
      @feitanportor8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@stupidbunnita why dont you eat ms hina hair first?

    • @outerspaceproduction
      @outerspaceproduction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      his entire character is just ❤👄❤ xd

  • @somerandommoron5675
    @somerandommoron5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    If he untwists his body while swinging the bat at the mirrors it would be a bit more than overkill.

  • @unrandom7889
    @unrandom7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "They've hurt me badly ..."
    Yes, just see your spine

    • @skythedragon7897
      @skythedragon7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you tell me where this spine thing is?

    • @rencourpeek
      @rencourpeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skythedragon7897 me too

    • @Crystalline-Mew
      @Crystalline-Mew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@rencourpeek The whole time. His body is twisted up, you can see it based on the wrinkling in his clothes.

  • @thedeliveryboy1123
    @thedeliveryboy1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4660

    Me trying to explain to people about this song: “Man breaks mirror and blames the mirror”

  • @pandagirl5094
    @pandagirl5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4867

    His eyes say 'murderer'
    But his hair says 'FLOOFY'

    • @LunarCatto
      @LunarCatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I wanna pat his hair goddammit!

    • @twinkgonereckless
      @twinkgonereckless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@LunarCatto sameeeeee doesnt everyone? :

    • @handsomenoob2829
      @handsomenoob2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@twinkgonereckless y e s

    • @vinny-gq6nz
      @vinny-gq6nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      And his spine says 'broken'

    • @gayclown69
      @gayclown69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LunarCatto me too

  • @firegodess_nullz
    @firegodess_nullz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4060

    this song in a nutshell
    Distortionist: mirror said I'm ugly, it's the mirrors fault. Imma fake being bootiful
    Mirrors: *_I'm about to end this mans whole career_*

    • @radioactivenico1987
      @radioactivenico1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He IS bootiful

    • @rave77777
      @rave77777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This helps me realize what da song is about lol

    • @clownycleetusandihyphs3336
      @clownycleetusandihyphs3336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Crispy*

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There is a psychological connection to seeing your real self vs your self in a mirror as different.

    • @pastapapy146
      @pastapapy146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fire Godess I thought I was the only one who thought that oml 😂

  • @AxoAiden
    @AxoAiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Christopher gives Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife vibes.

    • @thatonememerxd812
      @thatonememerxd812 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As well as Multiple Sclerosis

    • @jessicathenobody
      @jessicathenobody 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Don't forget about manslaughter ig

  • @VickyRulez1000
    @VickyRulez1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    What would happen if a distortionist tried to distort another distortionist?

  • @henrytheeighths
    @henrytheeighths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    “Whimsical dear your lies are clear” is such a beautiful line in my opinion.

  • @NestyEco
    @NestyEco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Ah yes, Gaslighting: the song.

    • @ojhudgins7326
      @ojhudgins7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      gaslightning

    • @carrotgoddess
      @carrotgoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ojhudgins7326 gaslightning

    • @The-devour-of-light
      @The-devour-of-light 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just wanna pet him. Tho

    • @wonderby5129
      @wonderby5129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @Tsukishyy
      @Tsukishyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      gaslight gatekeep girlboss! Crispy is 💅slaying!💅 like a true 👑king!👑

  • @juliefarrell6688
    @juliefarrell6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    GHOST: I will make a character who is a manipulater and give them a creepy song to make people uncomfortable
    Comments: THIS IS THE MOST BOOTIFUL MAN I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

    • @lykoii1705
      @lykoii1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so true

    • @Morrislover.they.xem.
      @Morrislover.they.xem. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is

    • @outerspaceproduction
      @outerspaceproduction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not wrong tho-

    • @crispysimp4life
      @crispysimp4life ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ngl he's handsome

    • @zelda_smile
      @zelda_smile ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crispysimp4life He is quite a non conventionally handsome man, you can't even tell by appearance what gender he is at first

  • @SpiritJay48
    @SpiritJay48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    Everyone: *Talking about Chris and the meaning of the song*
    Me: *Accidentally summoning a demon trying to sing the backwards part*

  • @sammy0meu
    @sammy0meu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    The backwards speaking is ghost saying " Reflection is the change in direction of a wavefront at an interface between two different media so that the wavefront returns into the medium from which it originated. Common examples include the reflection of light, sound and water waves. The law of reflection says that for specular reflection the angle at which the wave is incident on the surface equals the angle at which it is reflected. Mirrors exhibit specular refle"

    • @Hi-di9ox
      @Hi-di9ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      And then the backwards singing says “you’re making a wreck out of broken glass, and leaving me a fuckin mess, bending light in a way that shows exactly how the story goes. you’re making a wreck out of broken glass, and leaving me a fuckin mess, bending light in a way that shows exactly how the story goes “

    • @inkkeiiye
      @inkkeiiye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Hi-di9ox yes

    • @Ceran_Vasse
      @Ceran_Vasse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      the madlad who figured this out be like

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Ceran_Vasse I think they reversed the song to hear the reversed part and ended up finding that too

    • @JAC2F
      @JAC2F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is the backwards speaking?

  • @susumeyun
    @susumeyun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    Reeses puffs
    Reeses puffs
    _Reeses puffs_
    *Reeses puffs*

    • @bitchphantomhive9793
      @bitchphantomhive9793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh wow Ouma, you're on TH-cam?

    • @noellebot1796
      @noellebot1796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Kokichi requires the *REESES PUFFS*

    • @petertingle4054
      @petertingle4054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The Ultimate Supreme Leader needs Reese Puffs XD

    • @cristalat101
      @cristalat101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This isn't really about Reese puffs but when you play that Reese puffs bit backwards it sounds like kill them

    • @rickbrim1589
      @rickbrim1589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg lol am i the only one who gets that
      (I edited because i spelled 'gets wrong)

  • @_TheBlackSpade_
    @_TheBlackSpade_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    GHOST: *works hard to make a vary bad man who is manipulative and controlling and will stop at nothing to get what he wants and only what he wants*
    Us: *h W o t m a n*

  • @nikooo1794
    @nikooo1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "But, hey, I can't control the urge. Nobody's gonna blame me for that"
    Yeah, I'm sure that'll hold up in court

    • @gaelic_geek5709
      @gaelic_geek5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, I mean if they plead insanity it would.

    • @nikooo1794
      @nikooo1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gaelic_geek5709 Fair enough. Though he seems pretty conscious of what he's doing

    • @lacijuhos7613
      @lacijuhos7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nikooo1794 But the judge doesn't need to know that :)

  • @g.i.n.a.f.s.
    @g.i.n.a.f.s. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    We should thank crispy he’s giving the mirrors a vibe check

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ً hey um is like but u have 69 likes.

    • @Rain-pe7ql
      @Rain-pe7ql 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Takes one looks at mirrors
      *V I B E C H E C K*

    • @hrhfnfbdnfsgdjdhsbbf7022
      @hrhfnfbdnfsgdjdhsbbf7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      more like the mirrors are giving HIM a vibe check

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this song is about *_v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e c k v i b e c h e_*

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hrhfnfbdnfsgdjdhsbbf7022 the mirrors gave him a checc so he also gives them a vibe checc

  • @Shuueii
    @Shuueii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4669

    If anyone is wondering, the song is about the distortionist controlling mirrors to make them look like a good person. Eventually, the mirrors become self-aware and start to reflect the true self of the distortionist. The distortionist hits the mirrors with a metal bat because he says that he couldn't control himself so it wasn't his fault. The mirrors gang up and reflect sunlight on the distortionist's skin and burns it off to reveal it's true self. The song ends with all the mirrors reflecting the actual distortionist.
    Courtesy of Wikipedia~

    • @shadowsassassin5062
      @shadowsassassin5062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      WOW YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON!! Do you have a channel I could subscribe to.

    • @tiasthemoth9415
      @tiasthemoth9415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      BUT Y IS HE A BAD PERSON WAT HAS HE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @yeetusfetusdeletus7992
      @yeetusfetusdeletus7992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks👌🏻👍🏻

    • @boiledegghole7976
      @boiledegghole7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Whoa Wikipedia Ghost songs

    • @xanthemothcat
      @xanthemothcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Breezilla 24k he has lied and manipulated everyone around him, including his friends. He twists everything he says or does to trick his friends into thinking he didn't do anything wrong and that he's just some great friend, and he goes behind their back to get what he wants.

  • @keebri2751
    @keebri2751 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I wondered what music genre GHOST belonged in.
    Finally came up with "Upbeat-queer-vocaloid-neuroatypic-core" and I think it's my new favourite genre

  • @ammoniasterism
    @ammoniasterism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    *It's time to play which finger will crispy boi put up today*
    *IF YOU GUESSED THE MIDDLE ONE YOU'RE WRONG*
    *IT'S THE INDEX FINGER*

    • @hexszeni2407
      @hexszeni2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @doccorre
      @doccorre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @spacehunternebulanm7003
      @spacehunternebulanm7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      XxKitten QueenxX
      Why are his index fingers so long?

    • @pan8831
      @pan8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Next time on vocaloid...
      *Crispy boio returns*
      *_With his pinkies up in aggression_*

    • @pan8831
      @pan8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spacehunternebulanm7003 Because he's in yaoi-

  • @wonka-p5404
    @wonka-p5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Christopher: H-
    Everyone: *CHRIS P=CRISPY*

  • @cielphantomhive3974
    @cielphantomhive3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    What did we learn today kids?
    *If you get sunburned at just the right crisp point you turn into a demon*

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh thanks for the tip this should be easy

    • @ThebrightestDae
      @ThebrightestDae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @xxblueberryxxplays6284
      @xxblueberryxxplays6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :3 I want to die so I’m burning my self in heck too
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wolfia PlayZ I tried to all I have now is a bad sunburn on my right shoulder

    • @z0mbiecat300
      @z0mbiecat300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And same thing with of you don't build a pool fence, other wise your zombie friend could drown

  • @unoreserved
    @unoreserved ปีที่แล้ว +578

    This dude could murder someone right front of us, and make it sound like the wind killed them...
    And we'd probably BELIEVE HIM 😭

  • @5656Dana
    @5656Dana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    B A K E D I N A B U T T E R Y *_C R I S P Y_* C R U S T

    • @jaderitz
      @jaderitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      5656Dαnα 👏👏👏 This made me laugh in front of my monthly family dinner guest's omf 👌👌👌

    • @abbers6340
      @abbers6340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nom

    • @yeetusfetusdeletus7992
      @yeetusfetusdeletus7992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @AngeLaika27
      @AngeLaika27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Song: ,, bending light”
      Me: He’s shining some light into somebody’s eyes

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh my god another homestuck

  • @tsunami2998
    @tsunami2998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    the only thing being distorted is which finger he's putting up

    • @elliramirez8728
      @elliramirez8728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      tru

    • @tiasthemoth9415
      @tiasthemoth9415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tsunami moon i saw this right at that scene lol

    • @boiledegghole7976
      @boiledegghole7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      AND HOW ARE HIS ARMS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THAT ONE PART WHERE HES EITHER TURNED AROUND OR HAS NO FACE

    • @cristalat101
      @cristalat101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tsunami moon so true

    • @goatyboy5734
      @goatyboy5734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@boiledegghole7976 his body is suppose to be twisted

  • @soggypopcorn8959
    @soggypopcorn8959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Mirror: Exists
    Chris: peace was never an option

  • @worldeminio0n
    @worldeminio0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    years later this song is still amazing and i have a crush on some dude with a weird spine

    • @camooo3759
      @camooo3759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @pastelcoffee8010
      @pastelcoffee8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ayyy appetite of a people pleaser pfp just finished that song and moved on to this onee

    • @worldeminio0n
      @worldeminio0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pastelcoffee8010 yesss appetite of a ppl pleaser is so good and i still love ghost's old songs to this day

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same lol

  • @xanthemothcat
    @xanthemothcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    Okay but like...why is he so *pretty?!*

    • @Jellyfish.cos_
      @Jellyfish.cos_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Cuz he uses loreal paris

    • @TheUnderscoreSeven
      @TheUnderscoreSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      because he's a crispy boi, and all crispy bois are pretty

    • @Jellyfish.cos_
      @Jellyfish.cos_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheUnderscoreSeven yems

    • @ariathedrunk9728
      @ariathedrunk9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ariathedrunk9728 ikr

  • @nevereveragain6129
    @nevereveragain6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    The distortionist could literally hit me with their bat and I would thank them

    • @fodless717
      @fodless717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I want him to

    • @MascaraMorada
      @MascaraMorada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Are we doing the Adres thing again or nah?

    • @lillyrose281
      @lillyrose281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I have my own metal baseball bat that is black and says worth on it, but hitting myself with it just wouldn't feel the same, plus the distortionist has way more arms then i do to swing with.

    • @AmberMakesStuff
      @AmberMakesStuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      trash dentist I want their mirrors so I can have friends

    • @AmberMakesStuff
      @AmberMakesStuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      are you okay?

  • @weebee5435
    @weebee5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    "twisting for eternity" my ankle twisted the wrong way when he said this.
    vocaloids are out to get us

    • @girlhelp8364
      @girlhelp8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just like the mirrors were out to get the distortionist...

    • @keepscrolling5910
      @keepscrolling5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My head twisted 720° when he said that, is that normal?

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Circus Baby 589 Don’t worry that is completely normal.

    • @keepscrolling5910
      @keepscrolling5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mercurion-e5t Thanks

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need some glue for Dope ramen aka i like vflower

  • @hahamujzivotjevtip736
    @hahamujzivotjevtip736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Someone: Did you shatter those mirrors?
    Chris: *Well yes but actually no*

  • @KassidyzKorner
    @KassidyzKorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    In conclusion: If someone calls you ugly get Christopher Pierre

    • @kyloorenrblx_yt9338
      @kyloorenrblx_yt9338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gachacay lne _mmm v e r y c r i s p y_

    • @jigoku4676
      @jigoku4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i think y'all meant marshmellow hair boi

    • @TheOpossumMaster
      @TheOpossumMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *crispy twisty McGee*

    • @lpsellybean
      @lpsellybean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would have to get him every day cause- I call myself ugly all the time :’)

    • @---xr9xy
      @---xr9xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Weeb 101 you will get Christopher Pierre’d

  • @apalletspallet8131
    @apalletspallet8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Everyone: S p i n e
    Me: wtf are you taking about *turns up brightness*
    Chris P's spine:

    • @RustySpoke
      @RustySpoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah, I see now

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I see

    • @superradical8085
      @superradical8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I had to read this comment to understand!

    • @heloman1799
      @heloman1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i can't understand lol

    • @portable_rat
      @portable_rat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@heloman1799 his body is twisted. Gosh I was wondering what everyone was talking about
      Edit: it looks like wrinkles of his clothes but if you look closely you see it's all twisted

  • @marybeth6578
    @marybeth6578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    uh
    sir
    your torso there, it's a little,, y'know, you seem to know what you're doing, I'll leave you be.

  • @randomperson8195
    @randomperson8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The only thing he can twist more than the truth is his back

  • @drunkitalyaph2292
    @drunkitalyaph2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    His hair looks like it would be really soft also he's kinda cute ngl

    • @albertfromflamingolover698
      @albertfromflamingolover698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Considering he breaks mirror, his hair must be as good as mine. If it is then the outside feels like soft goat hair, and the inside feels like very soft goat hair

    • @drunkitalyaph2292
      @drunkitalyaph2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@albertfromflamingolover698 why compare his hair to goats?

    • @Hyperhydron
      @Hyperhydron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@drunkitalyaph2292 because goats are soft.

    • @albertfromflamingolover698
      @albertfromflamingolover698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@drunkitalyaph2292 Ok

    • @drunkitalyaph2292
      @drunkitalyaph2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Hyperhydron ahh I under stand now

  • @margaretmoonlight616
    @margaretmoonlight616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Love seeing a vocaloid song about real life issues that isn't buried under several layers of fucked up metaphor. Like, we all know this person, and this song brings it to life and presents it as the horror it is without.... well, distorting it too much.

    • @light9808
      @light9808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emily who is he?

    • @BettyNoireMaSTeRProCraStInaToR
      @BettyNoireMaSTeRProCraStInaToR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice one

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@light9808 GHOST named him Christopher Pierre

    • @Kai-iv8qz
      @Kai-iv8qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The distortionist is a sociopath...

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ shtick someone who used the tactic of Gaslighting, or lying in such a way that the victim begins to question their own memory and/or sanity.

  • @hyperkitten2247
    @hyperkitten2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    GHOST: I'll make a song about bending the truth and slowly but surely turning into a monster because of that
    Also GHOST: heehoo crispy
    edit: damn I didn't know id be making a heehoo chain lmao keep em coming

  • @Gwenslaysss
    @Gwenslaysss ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My Friend Told Me That My Spine Is Like "Chris P." And I Was Like "Who Are They-"
    *Until I Found This.*

  • @thetravelingspectator4124
    @thetravelingspectator4124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    My friends: this is disturbing.
    Me: WhY iS hE sO pReTtY tHoUgH

    • @Florence_Pappillis
      @Florence_Pappillis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I WANT MARSHMELLOW HAIR LIKE THAT BRO I SEVERELY AGREE WITH YOU

    • @Hyperhydron
      @Hyperhydron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Florence_Pappillis YES! WE ALL WANT THE MARSHMALLOW HAIR

    • @ivietharpe7927
      @ivietharpe7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Traveling Spectator wait that’s a he?! I though that was a she!!!!!

    • @christinacruz2522
      @christinacruz2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love him so much, I found the best picture of him I could, and put it as my lock screen

    • @natalijatheghost
      @natalijatheghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love his floofy hair

  • @kkhomestuck4127
    @kkhomestuck4127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    me: ghost how many hot OCs do you have?
    Ghost: Y E S
    Holy SHIT THATS A LOTTA LIKES

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah

    • @leoneabbacchio7021
      @leoneabbacchio7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and candle queen

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      GHOST: so I tried harder to make this OC spooky by making her a spider human hybrid who stalks this girl, because whenever I make a OC that’s supposed to be scary, you think it’s hot.
      Fandom: *gets genuinely scared*
      GHOST: so I made it a g- and you got blood on the floor already, why am I surprised.

    • @leoneabbacchio7021
      @leoneabbacchio7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isabella Van Ginkel that’s what I meant

    • @41DAN._
      @41DAN._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Y E S*

  • @stardust_7827
    @stardust_7827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    one word describes this song:
    mirrors.

    • @yeesmchaw5852
      @yeesmchaw5852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sore wa chigau yo!
      It's....
      *REESE* *PUFFS,* *REESE* *PUFFS*

    • @nowlowl5343
      @nowlowl5343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      それわ違うよ!
      I thought crispy

    • @boiledegghole7976
      @boiledegghole7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crispu

    • @akihiromarlon7090
      @akihiromarlon7090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sewshi
      Nice Danganronpa reference!

    • @lovetown8595
      @lovetown8595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mirrors and Reece's puffs

  • @pandemonium.6252
    @pandemonium.6252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    4:42 *Me:* _"FINALLY!!! All those years I spent learning how to read backwards will be put to use!!!"_ *It literally just being the chorus backwards.* _Me: "It is... Acceptable."_

    • @RobloxAddict999
      @RobloxAddict999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly how the story goes

    • @RobloxAddict999
      @RobloxAddict999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bending light in a way that shows

    • @RobloxAddict999
      @RobloxAddict999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And leaving me a fucking mess

    • @RobloxAddict999
      @RobloxAddict999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're making a wreck of broken glass

    • @RobloxAddict999
      @RobloxAddict999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly how the story goes

  • @LilKittenKye
    @LilKittenKye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Something just stuck me.
    When chris has been fully betrayed and turned cripsy: his left eye doesnt seem to be working, leaving only his right eye. Same as throughout the song when his right eye is the only visable one
    Could this be another thing saying that he always believes himself to be..."right"?

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OOP

    • @siorganism
      @siorganism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

    • @morsz7544
      @morsz7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      its the style he's drawn in (or he's winking)

    • @UnhingedClaire
      @UnhingedClaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@siorganism JOE PFP

    • @akwrdian
      @akwrdian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      but to him its his left?
      great theory btw

  • @SaveBarb
    @SaveBarb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    His hair is bigger than my future

    • @SaveBarb
      @SaveBarb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Exactly

    • @canada1529
      @canada1529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      His hair looks like mine, except mine is black

    • @monochrome8182
      @monochrome8182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That joke was clever I just had to stop by and say that

    • @xanthemothcat
      @xanthemothcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oof his hair is bigger than my self esteem

    • @screaming_in_key
      @screaming_in_key 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His hair is bigger than my mental stability.

  • @rozilynwilson2086
    @rozilynwilson2086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    So I watched this and when he had all the arms and stuff my mom walked in and was like “What is with the burned boi”

  • @number1ishimaru
    @number1ishimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    chris: * breaks the mirror *
    chris not even 2 minutes later: *bro wtf those poor mirrors*

  • @ferretwithastick800
    @ferretwithastick800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    His spine cracc

  • @exertations
    @exertations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    This man seems like a nice guy.
    He totally isn't a manipulative sychopath.

    • @riddlerosehearts7733
      @riddlerosehearts7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *psycopath

    • @Heatwavesonjune15th
      @Heatwavesonjune15th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Poor Chris, he just has bad luck with mirrors

    • @nezuko1765
      @nezuko1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Fanon Chris:
      Nice guy
      Helps abuse victims
      A decent person
      Victim
      Canon Chris
      Evil guy
      Abuser
      Gaslighter
      Manipulative

    • @silverstarredanimations
      @silverstarredanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The AU character vs the ACTUAL canon character be like:

    • @undertale-perseverance
      @undertale-perseverance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Poor crispy, he just made a little oopsie

  • @jamie-rd1bv
    @jamie-rd1bv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    why are all these characters that GHOST makes so frickin hOT

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      _its_ _magic_

    • @insertnamehere2462
      @insertnamehere2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think it has something to do with the artstyle
      Because I can't figure it out if otherwise

    • @Uninteresting88
      @Uninteresting88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I TOTALLY AGREE I MEAN CHÄREN, PEOPLE!

    • @coffeejelly2873
      @coffeejelly2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don’t know especially when he said surely you can see the problem

    • @onelove4realunity810
      @onelove4realunity810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AAAAAAAAAAA WHY CANT PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS MORE THAN HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THESE SONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @lorelaim514
    @lorelaim514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    twist it turn it right around
    his spine is never safe n sound
    The truth projected through a lense
    Crispy needs spinal surgery

    • @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker
      @Scarletthedeadhand-deadwalker ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yet we can't get him to a hospital because he likes the aesthetic of a twisty spine

    • @Skrambli
      @Skrambli ปีที่แล้ว +2

      " Twisted for eternity" just like his spine

  • @lifesucks3514
    @lifesucks3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    not gonna lie, before i learned what this song was about i thought it was about some dude who sells mirrors sabatoging his buisness competitor by destroying the competitors mirrors

  • @flyingpiggles1034
    @flyingpiggles1034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that iNTRO-
    edit: I meant it sounded cool nto the rEESES PUFFS

    • @burntt0ast3
      @burntt0ast3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Flyingpiggles10 ikr?

    • @hhoneymead
      @hhoneymead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Flyingpiggles10 reese’s puffs reese’s puffs

    • @joshdotjpeg04
      @joshdotjpeg04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      R E E S E S P U F F S

    • @stitchboog3473
      @stitchboog3473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wanna make an Sfm of this but i dont use youtube for entertaining pourpuses.
      reee

    • @dandani9300
      @dandani9300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *RESSES PUFFS RESSES PUFFS*

  • @imboredaf9601
    @imboredaf9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    When I first heard this song I thought that the Distortionist was the one who was being blamed for something they didn't do and now has to live with that broken image when reality is quite the opposite

    • @scarfanzi
      @scarfanzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You basically just described real-life lies and toxicity. Each side will see a different perspective, and it's almost impossible to see the real truth, leaving you in a situation where you just have to believe in your side

    • @chinotasimp6958
      @chinotasimp6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought it was about someone who was badly abused and always being the black sheep and then got revenge

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it worked

  • @Dewdr-ps
    @Dewdr-ps ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like to think how in the beginning at 0:41 it symbolizes how you dont know Christopher, and is waiting to hear his story, not judging a book by its cover. Then, when it repeats it at the end, which is 5:23, the instrumental is a lot quieter, symbolizing how you now don’t side with Christopher, since you know his true colors.

  • @haileyvelker8976
    @haileyvelker8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    Ghost: (reveals his spine is twisted all the way around)
    Me: ew ew ew ew ew (likes video) ew ew ew ew ew ew

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I think that’s just the wrinkles in his clothes

    • @lakoritheweirdskelly
      @lakoritheweirdskelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *360 NO SCOPE HARDCORE VERSION*

    • @raey4389
      @raey4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Where is it?
      Edit: nvm I saw it.

    • @helenbrooks389
      @helenbrooks389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where is it?

    • @raey4389
      @raey4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@helenbrooks389 pay attention to the wrinkles on his waist at 1:15

  • @echoing_waves
    @echoing_waves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Ghost said that the voice is saying “Make it up” but but but I still hear Reese’s puffs…

    • @dillonm.2422
      @dillonm.2422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I heard
      "Way go"
      "Or here we go"
      Something with "go"

    • @dillonm.2422
      @dillonm.2422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or
      raging go

    • @box-un6sn
      @box-un6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      sorry for this terrible reply I swear to god I heard "racist cunt"

    • @dolliegore9715
      @dolliegore9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hear, “Break it up, just-” “Just break it”-

    • @NikiP7041
      @NikiP7041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Super late, but I hear "Raise it up, raise it up, raise it up just raise it up" or "raise your bat, raise your bat, raise your bat, just raise your bat"

  • @follysgf
    @follysgf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Octopus Gets Angry at His Own Reflection in the Mirror
    *and smashes it*

  • @vflowerhasagun
    @vflowerhasagun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Crispy: **casually hits mirrors with a metal bat**
    also Crispy: *omg why you did that >:0*

  • @boiledegghole7976
    @boiledegghole7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Let me just say that I've been sharpening a debarked stick that i made like 2 years ago and i really dont know what to do with it and i painted it so now i just have a really sharp multicolored stick

    • @ellav2274
      @ellav2274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love this comment♥

    • @box-un6sn
      @box-un6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      what have vocaloid comment sections become

    • @nightmarereality5707
      @nightmarereality5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait...
      Put bacon boi on stick...
      Munch...
      Murder with style!

    • @boiledegghole7976
      @boiledegghole7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i still have the stick. its still painted. still dont know what to do with it

    • @awitt629
      @awitt629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ah yes ale You should make a friend for him

  • @henryarguelles602
    @henryarguelles602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    (Explanation from Vocaloid Wiki, sorry I forgot to give credit to the Vocaloid Wiki.)
    The song is about a person who controls mirrors to reflect him as a good person. The mirrors, however, become self-aware, starting to reflect his true self. When a mirror "betrays" him, he smashes it with a metal bat and either blames the mirror for breaking or says he can't control himself, so he isn't to blame either.
    Eventually, the mirrors work together, reflecting spotlight on the Distortionist, burning off his skin and revealing the true person they tried to reflect the entire time. The Distortionist secludes himself in his own private little world, looking at his reflection and denying he ever has done anything wrong.

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Wow! Now THAT'S an explanation!

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Wait...what if there's human souls in the mirrors from the people he killed, so the mirrors were actually capable of thinking and plotting against him? Damn...that would make a good movie

    • @henryarguelles602
      @henryarguelles602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HangryOnPaws I agree

    • @nova.a.star89
      @nova.a.star89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@HangryOnPaws Wait wait wait! Maybe the reason why the mirrors are showing Chris’s true self is because he killed people and the souls got trapped in the mirrors and wanted revenge!

    • @Lastseen91
      @Lastseen91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nova.a.star89 fnaf.

  • @milksjustice
    @milksjustice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    plot twist: this songs actually about someone playing tag and taking it too seriously

    • @exertations
      @exertations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We got. bamboozled

    • @i-am-a_person8598
      @i-am-a_person8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Murderous tag

    • @MunkerFrFrOng
      @MunkerFrFrOng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No need to use your hand when you have a bat

    • @artisticgarbage708
      @artisticgarbage708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is it the plot that’s twisting or Crispy’s spine?

    • @sageempires1232
      @sageempires1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn, that plot twisted harder than crispy’s back

  • @xlilth903
    @xlilth903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    If Chris p untwists his spine, he could become a new kind of fidget spinner