The "Two Of These People Are Lying" Christmas Special

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  • @mattandtom
    @mattandtom  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Filmed in a big empty hall, in that brief period where we were all able to meet up safely: the Christmas special is here! And if you want more from us in the future, there's a new place to look... -- Tom

    • @p_rry
      @p_rry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wooh

    • @jono6379
      @jono6379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yay!!! I guess 2021 isnt all bad now

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tom and friends, still taking that darn pandemic serious. Unlike some ...

    • @pandaman144.
      @pandaman144. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The new channel has 2k already

    • @OmerFlame
      @OmerFlame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is the camera quality suffering so much in the video? It looks really weird...

  • @TiddlywinksVonSmythe
    @TiddlywinksVonSmythe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    I like how Gary is annoyed when Tom correctly guesses it was his, even though he's supposed to be trying to convince him. Gary has decided that the game is "make Tom look like a fool"

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I bet that's the real reason the series is ending. Tom can't let himself look like a fool.

    • @twojuiceman
      @twojuiceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Yeah, imagine if he'd done something embarrassing like run for parliament as a pirate

    • @lilypad2026
      @lilypad2026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@twojuiceman that would be embarrassing, also imagine if that when he ran he had to add his last name to the persona of said 'Mad Captain' because he legally was required to so he could run

    • @Kafaldsbylur
      @Kafaldsbylur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I know that's not the rules they're playing by, but I personally think the game is a lot more interesting if the goal of the person whose article got picked is also to fool Tom (though in the opposite direction).

    • @TiddlywinksVonSmythe
      @TiddlywinksVonSmythe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Kafaldsbylur that's how it works on Would I Lie To You, maybe they didn't want it to be too similar

  • @paulbedford-holt6755
    @paulbedford-holt6755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    It would be golden if for one of these videos, Tom slipped his own option in (whether fictional or nonfictional) and the others all try to convince him that it’s their one.

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And Tom picks tge one that's closest?

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh that'd be brilliant. Especially with the bamboozle in the most recent episode!

    • @joshuamartin3232
      @joshuamartin3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Quintinohthree if the three guys can determine they all are lying they all get a point.

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They would be competitive Citation Needed

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tristenarctician6910 Nah, in Citation Needed Tom tells the others when they're on some bullshit. (Exhibit A: the Turra Coo episode.)

  • @skippy9214
    @skippy9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    “It’s Christmassss!!!!”
    “It’s Novemberrrrr!!!!”
    Hope we see more of this in the near future!

    • @dragyduck
      @dragyduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tom announced one more for New Years and then they're dropping the format, sadly. But you have one to look forward to swiftly!

    • @acasccseea4434
      @acasccseea4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dragyduck as long as I get more content with the quad, I'm good, I just want more of this quad

    • @thepoetoffall7820
      @thepoetoffall7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragyduck Did he explain why?

    • @dragyduck
      @dragyduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thepoetoffall7820 can't find the video, but far as I can remember, they're done with the format and are already looking for something else

    • @scottsmith4204
      @scottsmith4204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jorn Hertsig we shall hunt them down and force them in to a room till they make us more content.

  • @NFSHeld
    @NFSHeld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Chris should've said "Badalisc is the name of a town in Romania, that's actually famous for nothing but being on the one side of Romania's longest railway tunnel" and Tom would've had a REALLY hard time.

    • @yuvalne
      @yuvalne หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah

  • @jongalonja9233
    @jongalonja9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    Just for the record, as a Slovenian: WE HAVE ALPS. Not all the alps, obviously, but we have a part of the Alps The Julian Alps to be specific. We have the second (?) largest ski jump in the world there. Triglav, tallest mountain in Slovenia, named after an old Slavic god... so yeah. Alpine Slovenia. It's a thing.

    • @SloveneAnon
      @SloveneAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Brits knowing any European geography challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (DANTE MUST DIE)

    • @lucaswalcher8498
      @lucaswalcher8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Do you actually think British people care about geography?
      Drawing borders without respect for geography and ethnicities is their national pastime.

    • @twojuiceman
      @twojuiceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about the Andrews Sisters?

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also, "alpine" is a pretty common English term for "things involving mountains" at least in the US.

    • @Barberserk
      @Barberserk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any long tunnels?

  • @killerkonnat
    @killerkonnat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    "Reindeer do not generally draw sleighs."
    Tom yet again demonstrating his lacking knowledge about Finland.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      And Sápmi in general. It used to be more common before the snowmobile, just like horse-drawn carriages were more common before the automobile, but both still exist.

    • @alanholck7995
      @alanholck7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      In fact, they prefer to carve them out of wood

    • @michaeldayman682
      @michaeldayman682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@alanholck7995 take my upvote.
      That took an alarmingly long time for the penny to drop.

    • @ThomasWinget
      @ThomasWinget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That one confused me. I don't know much about reindeer, but...rein is right there in the word!

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well of course not, how would they hold the pencil?

  • @WaluTime
    @WaluTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    So when is someone gonna paint Matt's idea in the first one? Like, fully seriously, no jokes, a genuine renaissance era painting of the Animal's perspective of Nativity.

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I'm working with, like, practically zero knowledge of art history, but wasn't there a time when the art movement was about decoupling art from the divine and just painting normal mundane everyday life? This might just be me completely fooling myself into believing Matt's explanation, but I think there was such a time, and if there was I'd be surprised if no one's done such a painting of the Nativity -- just the unglamorous image of childbirth in a stable.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I swear it's a real painting.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sure, but whoever paints it has to have a name that starts with G.

    • @TheLostSorcerer
      @TheLostSorcerer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 And must be Italian. I think Italian on one of the parents side would count to improve the pool of candidates.

    • @irenes4939
      @irenes4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@twotothehalf3725 yes, the interest in the everyday was a reformation thing, so if this were a real painting it'd be a dutch/flemish baroque painting probably. i don't think this was applied to religious themes, though, but i could be wrong. i'm not a specialist, just an art enthusiast :p

  • @gallicancourier5035
    @gallicancourier5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    I'm genuinely disappointed that Feast of the Ass isn't a painting, it sounds like it would be a fascinating piece

    • @dragonboyjgh
      @dragonboyjgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sounds like a great commission

    • @ToMeK3001pro
      @ToMeK3001pro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you can still make it real

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I actually feel like I've heard about such a painting before and I'm sad it's not mentioned here.

    • @asailijhijr
      @asailijhijr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh, it certainly will be several paintings now. And a fanfic.

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still 99% sur I saw this painting at school.

  • @balotelli5572
    @balotelli5572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    I’ve missed this show so much, this is the best Christmas Eve ever

    • @Barabyk
      @Barabyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

    • @nomadMik
      @nomadMik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's Christmas Morning here. I don't normally care for Christmas, but if Technical Difficulties becomes a Christmas tradition, I will. 🙂

    • @nomadMik
      @nomadMik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackl9065 I wonder if he's really the Christmas monster. 🤭

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so excited

    • @YouGotTrumpt
      @YouGotTrumpt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @jrenema
    @jrenema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I figured out what Chris' tell is: when he starts with excessievely situating something in macro historical developments, he's lying. If he's speaking the truth he gets straight to the point. See also Henricus

    • @georgelloydgonzalez
      @georgelloydgonzalez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Chris is an expert in tall tales, which are good and entertaining, but from the get-go you realise that they're not worthy of a Wikipedia article.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@georgelloydgonzalez I mean, where there is an will there is an article.

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JonatasAdoM How many people named Will are there in the world? Do they match the number of articles on wikipedia?

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      unless, of course, if he talks about a paper town in Wales

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@unexpected2475 actually no, wikipedia articles trump the number of wills by a large margin

  • @chloegaribaldi
    @chloegaribaldi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Gary is correct, in Italian "confetto" is singular, "confetti" is plural, although they are not the paper things you throw at parties, (those are called "coriandoli") they are almond-based sweets, usually handed out at weddings and other celebrations.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So, close enough to a Cornetto.

    • @chloegaribaldi
      @chloegaribaldi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 only in name

    • @tomasxfranco
      @tomasxfranco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't M&Ms count as confetti?

    • @Barberserk
      @Barberserk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We call them koufeta in Corfu, hehe.

    • @chloegaribaldi
      @chloegaribaldi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tomasxfranco confetti are usually almond shaped and sized as they contain an actual almond, although different variants exist

  • @TehMehKehIen
    @TehMehKehIen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    FYI: Gary was talking about the "caga tió", and it's traditional only in Catalonia

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doesn't Catalonia also have little statues of a guy shitting?

    • @mcanals
      @mcanals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@GumSkyloard Yes, that's the caganer (the pooper). There's also the pixaner (the pisser). They are placed in nativity scenes.

    • @andreuc9155
      @andreuc9155 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mcanals it's not. Those are two different things

  • @MishaNem
    @MishaNem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    The TechDif crew is back, and with them comes the chaos! Also, props to Tom for not only subtitling a 4-person conversation, but also for colour-coding the subtitles

    • @at_Wild
      @at_Wild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hang on. No way. I didn't know youtube did that.

    • @unpersonableme1805
      @unpersonableme1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That new?

    • @nowionlywantatriumph
      @nowionlywantatriumph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And occasionally having them be positionally located!
      And even at one moment, they change **sizes!**

    • @SPCoste
      @SPCoste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nowionlywantatriumph Random question, but I never understood How to make bold text on YT comments

    • @at_Wild
      @at_Wild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SPCoste asterisks either side of your excerpt like *this* (*this*)

  • @jeremiahlaurent9058
    @jeremiahlaurent9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Honestly, I'd love to see the 'fake' Feast of the Ass painting, which genuinely sounds like if well-drawn and presented like it could be a pretty meaningful work of art.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I could totally see some painter do something like that. And not in a modern satirical way but as genuine renaissance oil painting.

  • @rielmarqz
    @rielmarqz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Shouting “HAULING ASS” at a screen and cheering with them when one of them finally calls it out is not what I was expecting to do at 12am on Christmas

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That, I think, is the real meaning of Christmas.

    • @ahuddleofpenguins4842
      @ahuddleofpenguins4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Say the line bart
      “Hauling ass”
      MYSTERY BISCUITS

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm very annoyed that I didn't think of the joke until somebody said it. Especially since there's a "hauling ass" donkey joke in Qwerpline (that I recently listened to again).

  • @varung-x8e
    @varung-x8e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    16:53 the three beats of silence with the reaction cuts here are comedy gold

  • @GirishManjunathMusic
    @GirishManjunathMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I laughed so much, at that intermission. I really can't picture how everybody's favorite Gary Brannan has a quiet home life, if he's this chaotic on camera.

    • @NotKyleChicago
      @NotKyleChicago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Perhaps his wife can control his chaos more than his 3 friends.

    • @ThePsychicPineapple
      @ThePsychicPineapple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      UndeadNotKyle I feel like his 3 friends encourage the chaos

    • @harvest3dartist617
      @harvest3dartist617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's very reserved at home, perhaps. All his chaos is saved for on-camera.

  • @Spankypenguin1
    @Spankypenguin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If I don't see “It was Obviously Gary” on a T shirt the next time you guys get together , preferably being worn by Gary, I shall immediately write a strongly worded letter to a random person.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Write it to me, I'm so lonely :(

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I volunteer as tribute.

  • @thedarklord2497
    @thedarklord2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I feel robbed that we didn’t get the classic
    “He reads books you know it’s Chris Joel”
    “Everybody’s favorite Garry Brannan, Garry Brannan”
    “And the bounciest man on the internet Matt Gray!”

    • @ThomasWinget
      @ThomasWinget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I think you'll find that the *true* classic is that Gary is "built for leisure, not for speed"

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Fair point, although I feel that those descriptions were specific to the "Citation Needed" series.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And Matt should've just said "Hello!"

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ThomasWinget I do love that one

    • @Jajo3998
      @Jajo3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      True legends knew Garry when he was "built for leisure not for speed"... The reverse trivia podcast is still so great to re-listen to.

  • @one-six952
    @one-six952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "The go-karts didn't!" got me way more than it should!

  • @Zevonfan524
    @Zevonfan524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    I now desperately want a “It was Obviously Gary” tshirt.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has to happen now that they've said it.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Doesn't someone have to say it three times in front of a mirror for the magic to work?

    • @Lizlodude
      @Lizlodude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10/10 would buy

    • @ericpraline
      @ericpraline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second this

  • @mads_in_zero
    @mads_in_zero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Have to say, it's very peak Tom Scott to have nailed the "educational British TV" style so well that this podcast format is essentially a BBC comedy panel show. Get the 8 out of 10 Cats crew on this.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, it’s basically _Would I Lie to You_ but with Wikipedia.

  • @margaretmadole
    @margaretmadole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I was so terrified that after so long waiting for more Tech Diff, the new episodes would be anti-climatic. And then the phrase "Feast of the Ass" came up. I was dying of laughter all the way through. Thank you all for that

  • @StupidStuff135
    @StupidStuff135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Tech diff returns! When Tom said "badalisc" I really wanted to hear "giant snake with a speech impediment" 😂

    • @aiocafea
      @aiocafea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ah yes brother of the badalisp

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@aiocafea I think you'll find it's thpelled badalithp

  • @SomeAdam
    @SomeAdam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Pro tip: If Matt is describing a picture, he's lying.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why? How?

    • @yuvalne
      @yuvalne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @jankisi
      @jankisi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Pro tip: If Matt says he doesn't remember the exact name, he's buying time

    • @michaels4340
      @michaels4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Feast of the Ass as a reverse nativity scene was so good

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah yes, just like his fictional Batlow where he described a picture.

  • @aileenyx5735
    @aileenyx5735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When they mentioned the Weird Spanish tradition I laughed so much bc I had just literally finished beating a log with a stick MYSELF

  • @BodyMusicification
    @BodyMusicification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I can imagine that oil painting Matt described so vividly. That'll probably be the one I erroneously commit to memory as fact. Maybe some Italian painter whose name starts with G will paint it into reality and there'll end up being two articles for Feast of the Ass on Wikipedia.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm pretty sure that painting exists, but it's a relatively modern one.

    • @SloveneAnon
      @SloveneAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It honestly sounds like the kind of subversion Dali would engage in, like his Christ of Saint John of the Cross.

    • @HeavyMetalMouse
      @HeavyMetalMouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Feast of the Ass (disambiguation)

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt's painting is very believable.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was fully listening to that and just assumed it was real and gennescheli.

  • @clouddweller
    @clouddweller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “I’ve never been funny before, I don’t know why I should start” au contraire, your bit from the Jack Churchill episode of Citation Needed had me in tears!

  • @datenegassie
    @datenegassie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The subtitle colours match up with the tinsels in front of everyone, now that's attention to detail!
    (Well except Tom because BBC subtitle guidelines specify white rather than red, but still, close enough)

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I have very much enjoyed the multicolor subtitles as of late. Very nice.

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StrokeMahEgo yup caption plus are excellent

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, it didn't occur to me that that was for specific guidelines! Why is that the case? Are red subtitles, like, exclusively for some sort of emergency/important use or something?

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LeopardMask12 I would assume it's because red on a black background would be hard to read for the vision impaired.

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anttibjorklund1869 Ahhh, that does make sense. I even had a similar problem recently trying to read a promotional thing in my school's colors (maroon and black).

  • @cholten99
    @cholten99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I'm surprised Tom's superior Finland knowledge hasn't equated him with reindeer drawn sleighs. I've been in one - when on holiday up near the arctic circle in the very north of Finland. I went to pet one and instead it had a very good go at eating one of my glove (while I was wearing it) and even after multiple attempts the reindeer spit never came off - they should use it as superglue.

    • @0THC0
      @0THC0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think he's just wildly overestimating his own finland knowledge

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if it was more of Tom forgetting that reindeer are classified as deer. Big, powerful creatures perfectly capable of pulling sleighs, where the does have antlers and don't shed them in the winter, might not seem very similar to the skittish, spindly-legged deer found further south where only the bucks have antlers. Especially since most artwork of Santa's sleigh shows it being pulled by a team of whitetail bucks.

  • @williamheayn3760
    @williamheayn3760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Ironically, Matt was correct when he said "Alpine Slovenia" as the Julian Alps meet with 3 other geographic regions of Europe within Slovene borders.

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Matt's "Hauling ass" pun is absolutely top tier

  • @brokenbbq
    @brokenbbq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This has that friends who haven't been together for a long time finally getting to enjoy each other's company vibe. I love it.

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "Don't give away the magic!"
    Impossible, the magic was inside us all along. Or, two of us, at least.

  • @crazydragy4233
    @crazydragy4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh I missed this! The episodes always fly by with laughter. Just a group of friends taking the piss out of each other lightheartedly. Probably one of the most entertaining shows I've watched, so glad it's back!

  • @moonchild4806
    @moonchild4806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    God I needed this, rewatching your old episodes kept me sane in quarantine

    • @cassDL
      @cassDL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right!?

    • @rileyg6107
      @rileyg6107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seriously!

    • @fredslipknot9
      @fredslipknot9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @dragyduck
      @dragyduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was so confused, because I've been rewatching this for 3 weeks again now, and then a new one pops up, even though Tom announced it!

    • @cassDL
      @cassDL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragyduck brains are weird, coincidences weirder. Enjoy your ride on Experience Earth™️

  • @mk7212
    @mk7212 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "isn't that what someone who wanted to make you think it would me would do?" has such a lovely rhythm to it 9:35

  • @superj8502
    @superj8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Fun fact: "confetti" in italian is a kind of sweets that are usually handed out at christenings, marriages, and other personal religious stuff (not funarals though). The bits of paper thrown around are called "coriandoli". The word "coriandolo" is both the singular for coriandoli and the name of a spice.

    • @Juli414
      @Juli414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Would "confetto" have the same root, if not be the root, for "confection", which is another term for sweets?

    • @superj8502
      @superj8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Juli414 i honestly have no idea

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Juli414
      Correct. It’s also got the same etymology as “comfit”.

  • @forge23
    @forge23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've really missed this, just the friendly banter between people who know each other so well and the perfect humour. Just *chef's kiss*

  • @pandaman144.
    @pandaman144. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    YES! I really hope this is returning, and staying for a good while
    Edit: the new channel has 2k already

    • @dragyduck
      @dragyduck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom announced one more for New Years and then they're dropping the format, sadly. But you have one to look forward to swiftly!

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The channel had a few subscribers already because Tom revealed it in his email newsletter two weeks ago

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's over 20k now.

  • @MR-mt7wn
    @MR-mt7wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How we have missed the full Technical Difficulties and all of their odd British humor glory! Tis a wonderful Novemb...Christmas miracle!

  • @dannagifford2140
    @dannagifford2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Isolating with COVID on Christmas Eve, this could not have come at a better time...

    • @aakratimehra9765
      @aakratimehra9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish you a speedy recovery and recommend rebinge~ing citation needed. Merry Christmas

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hope you’ll feel better soon and don’t get to many or too bad lingering aftereffects.

    • @Muzer0
      @Muzer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, hope you recover soon! Mine is now down to common cold level.

    • @VIUSmusic
      @VIUSmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get well soon!

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tom Scott doing a Kermit impression is exactly what I needed this holiday season. Merry Christmas, TechDif!

  • @thatplane3865
    @thatplane3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A new technical difficulties episode? It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @ellaisplotting
    @ellaisplotting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I cannot overstate how INCREDIBLY EXCITED my household got when we saw this. Whooping with laughter, my gosh! Cheers, lads!

  • @TrondBørgeKrokli
    @TrondBørgeKrokli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Please tell me that the rest of the team (besides Gary) has read up on the Catalan Christmas tradition of the Caga Tió (crap log) or Tió de Nadal (Christmas Log) as well as the infamous Catalan specific nativity scene piece of El Caganer ("the pooper" or pooping figurine).

  • @kellen987
    @kellen987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I choose to believe that Chris got a not-Tom’s-audience-friendly wrist tattoo

  • @Ostermond
    @Ostermond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is the best christmas gift i could’ve asked for other than rent money.

  • @philychez
    @philychez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The closed captioning is amazingly done! The different colors for the speakers is an amazing touch.

  • @albread5409
    @albread5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love the fact that the colour-coded captions (apart from tom who got white) are the same colour as the tinsel in front of them, lovely little touch

    • @Monkeynuts502
      @Monkeynuts502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah red on black would be a little straining to read. Props to whoever did the subtitles.

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hooray, I'm so happy to see the team playing one of the most epic games on the internet.
    I've started playing this and citation needed with my friends during lockdown and they love it.

  • @morkmon
    @morkmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the chemistry is always there even in an empty room, always a pleasure to watch, merry Christmas Matt and Tom

  • @ahreuwu
    @ahreuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really missed this a lot. Watching old Techdif episodes has quite literally kept me sane during these last two years of not being able to see my friends regularly. Thank you, and I hope that being Techdif is still fun for y'all for quite a while!

  • @disgruntledwelsh3817
    @disgruntledwelsh3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How delightful for TOTPAL to return right after I rewatch the lot of then. And for Christmas and all. This is gonna be good

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, you only rewatched them once?!

    • @disgruntledwelsh3817
      @disgruntledwelsh3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of many rewatches

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@disgruntledwelsh3817 There we go!

  • @Kevin_Milczewski
    @Kevin_Milczewski หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the most wholesome parts of this is Tom ensures that the TH-cam description cites the license for the Badalisc photo Gary showed on his phone.

  • @wclifton968gameplaystutorials
    @wclifton968gameplaystutorials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The statement of "Longest railway tunnel in Romania built in the 1960s by the soviets" automatically caught me off guard since Romania was ruled by a man who was not pro or strongly anti-soviet and was better aligned with the Chinese CCP...

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I was wondering if Tom would bring up Ceausescu.

    • @aiocafea
      @aiocafea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      maybe it's because i'm romanian but all of the details given hit me as red (haha communist red) flags
      • name that doesn't follow romanian convention
      • tunnel that is named after one point of it
      • obviously 'built by the soviets'
      • costly vanity project in a country that *did* have vanity projects but was also looking to throw their limited budget at ones they perceive as efficient, like the metro or total railway kms
      • long tunnels through mountains for diesel trains are a dangerous thing because trains break down; we love to bash on dictatorships but you ideally don't want to create such problems for the future
      these are not the most immediate tells, there's also the lack of details and chris's attitude, but just by looking at the details i feel like his story could be easily ruled out

    • @Mocsk
      @Mocsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aiocafea as someone from the actual former Soviet Union - exact same points, except the "named after one point of it" (I can see that happening), and also "death rate" in 1960's, especially for a "vanity project".

  • @embr4247
    @embr4247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    19:10 Once again, Tom makes an incorrect statement involving the Sami people.
    They have used and sometimes still use reindeer to pull “sleighs”.
    (In modern times, snowmobiling has become more common)
    (To my knowledge as a Norwegian person)

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. My favourite book as a child mentioned that the main character’s uncle was one of the few who still tamed driving reindeer regularly because he didn’t like the noise and maintenance of snowmobiles.

  • @dominateeye
    @dominateeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ever since I stumbled across Tom's channel in March last year, I've played the various Tech Dif media on a pretty much constant loop. Y'all honestly inspired me to get back into Twitch streaming with some folks I know. I am so happy that there's finally new content I can enjoy along with everyone else. Have a great 2022, all of you.

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15:07 In fairness, plenty of Western engineering projects have death tolls like that too.

  • @TheLazurus
    @TheLazurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Unrelated to the main content of the show, I noticed and appreciate the fact that if you turn on captions, the text is colored depending on speaker. Thanks for the accessibility boost lads!

    • @libsifywriter2471
      @libsifywriter2471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The colour also matches the tinsel on their mics (with the exception of Tom)

  • @j3011
    @j3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Greetings from Norway! just gotta say, this is the best this that could've happened right before christmas dinner, thank you so much

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:10 - what Gary is referring to is called the Tió de Nadal. It's a Christmas tradition in Catalonia - northeastern Spain.

  • @davekirwin
    @davekirwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh good lord, I finally cracked at Hauling Ass and laughed out loud. I have so missed you guys together doing this, making me laugh whilst you're all having a laugh.

  • @Addsomehappy
    @Addsomehappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, everyone.
    Thank you for making this possible.

  • @hansdieter8801
    @hansdieter8801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "We are playing to of these People are lying, because to will be" the best present I could have asked for

  • @adamnaameeazim6365
    @adamnaameeazim6365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just want to thank you guys. I've rewatched every Tech Dif episode like 16 times at this point and I've really been hyped for this, and it couldn't have come on a better day.
    I spent the last week with my girlfriend after spending over 2 years apart because of Covid. Tomorrow morning, she's off to the airport to fly back to Malaysia. I won't see her for another 6 months or so. I cried so much today, and yet the sight of this video in my sub box put a great big smile on my face. That smile turned into laughter the moment I heard the words "The Feast of the Ass".
    From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you Tom, thank you Chris, thank you Gary, and thank you Matt. You've brought so much joy into my life and have really made the last two years more bearable. Can't wait to see what you've got on store for the new channel.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s nothing better than a good laugh after you’ve cried.

  • @mast3734
    @mast3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I discovered TecDif in the period between the last episode and now, and have watched probably every episode of Citation Needed and Two of these people about 5 times over. So happy to see you guys back!

  • @benjamineneman4276
    @benjamineneman4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    A note about the feast of the ass: Part of the whole "jiggery-pokery" with priest's impressions involved explicit anti-semitic liturgy and practices. Not sure if Gary knew that and wanted to skip over it for the purposes of creating fun content, or didn't know it, but either way, I kinda think it's an important thing to note.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anti semitic or anti jewish? Because those shouldn't be the same thing. Isaac and Ishmael are brothers so Islam is as Semitic as Judaism. If it's anti jewish, both Christianity and Islam are anti semitic by their nature, in the same way that both Christianity and Judaism are fundamentally anti Islam

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zyaicob "Antisemitism" was coined as a euphemism by German eugenicists in the 19th century to make anti-Jewish prejudice sound more scientific. Know your history.

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @zyaicob Antisemetic refers to hostility towards, prejudice towards and discrimination against Jewish people, and comes from 1870's German (Antisemitismus) as a more scientific sounding term for Judenhauss (Jew-hate).
      The root word Semite does include Arabs, Assyrians, and Arameans. Jewish is both a description of an ethnic group(s) and a religion, while Islam/Muslim is only a religion and doesn't refer to an ethnic group.

    • @willch.2259
      @willch.2259 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@zyaicobDon't be pedantic. Anti-Semitism refers exclusively to the hatred of Jews, and trying to negotiate your way out of that is clearly tactical.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@willch.2259 The point being made is that it _shouldn't_ since Hebrew isn't the only Semitic language.

  • @Phoenix4424
    @Phoenix4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So glad that you guys were able to get together and record again if only briefly. Looking forward to hopefully seeing a lot more from you on the new channel in the future.

  • @Ssarevok
    @Ssarevok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That new techdif channel makes me super happy, because it means they're planning to make more stuff. :)

  • @geogkl
    @geogkl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    a techdif video? sickest Christmas present ever

  • @Zayren_
    @Zayren_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is really hard to put into words how much I need more of this series

  • @gmsh3794
    @gmsh3794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the color-coded captions! Very nice touch.

  • @micahlemmel-hay6134
    @micahlemmel-hay6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Caught COVID 3 days before xmas and this is exactly what I needed to get through the holidays in quarantine. So great to have new Matt and Tom content!

  • @stvbuys
    @stvbuys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gary’s line about the tractor company is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

  • @greeny087
    @greeny087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that you matched the closed captions colour to the colour of the tinsel on each person’s microphone!

  • @NotHPotter
    @NotHPotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been going back over old Citation Needed episodes lately, and this was the perfect gift to hit my subscription page today!

  • @mayac1105
    @mayac1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the dead silence after gary talks at 16:58 is killing me

    • @louiserose4790
      @louiserose4790 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best section of any TH-cam video ever

  • @joshgallie1543
    @joshgallie1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:41 I KNEW that would headed toward syphilis! I guess that kind of sense of humor is something I share with Gary (just like syphilis)
    21:47 a bit of an old gag but, that's getting GIF'ed

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If I’m being honest, this has always been funnier than Citation Needed. But yeah, this is just what I needed this Christmas after binging about half of Citation Needed

  • @Malcar
    @Malcar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It took me a minute to realize that this was in fact a new episode. I thought somehow there was one that I had forgotten about, even though I've watched all of them multiple times. Super exciting to see you guys back in action. Now all I need is some Matt and Tom on a park bench, and my dreams will be fully realized.

  • @Someone89a
    @Someone89a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dear Matt, can we get an impulse response of the room? Sounds rather lovely. Sincerely, an audio engineer

  • @GryphLane
    @GryphLane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've missed you guys so much! Also I appreciate the coloured soobtitlays!

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a gearhead, the Goodwood Feast of Speed made me laugh very much.
    Happy Christmas Matt, Tom, Gary and Chris!

    • @smokingspitfire1197
      @smokingspitfire1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've listened to that part multiple times 🤣

    • @JonTheGeek
      @JonTheGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokingspitfire1197 Same

  • @camgroom9388
    @camgroom9388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    nice to have a new show to watch after rewatching everything else about one hundred times🤣

  • @juliabrudiaz9121
    @juliabrudiaz9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes, the log that shits presents, we do that in Catalonia! Always a pleasure to see foreigners unable to believe we do that hahha

  • @HoldTheseLimes
    @HoldTheseLimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Two of These People are Lying" is quickly becoming the best British entertainment export since Doctor Who went downhill

    • @pendularnuncius2618
      @pendularnuncius2618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They weren't even making the show in the 60's, so that's impressive

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you seen Taskmaster?

    • @ddbsiblings7265
      @ddbsiblings7265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao, i only liked Eccleston( best imo) and Capaldi, mayybe Tennant? Other than that, nope .

    • @victormunroe2418
      @victormunroe2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor Who's been going downhill ever since it stopped being a medical drama

  • @gagglegames
    @gagglegames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my god I'm so glad to see this back, even if only for one episode.

  • @CK_5
    @CK_5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Happy to see you all back again

  • @Pippis78
    @Pippis78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reindeer DO very much draw sleighs!
    The Sami people of Lapland used reindeer for that - now it's snowmobiles mostly, but it's still done for sports. For tourists they have brought huskys etc. for sleigh dogs there too nowadays.

  • @AK_.
    @AK_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the best Christmas present I could've possibly imagined

  • @ruairiblake
    @ruairiblake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I missed this.
    But also, I love how the wheel, out of use, seemed like it was gonna stop on Sri Lanka but just edged over onto Italy!

  • @Sbulb
    @Sbulb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Happy to see more of this series!

  • @LuciaRose
    @LuciaRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just binched the playlist "Everything the technical difficulties have ever done". I am so delighted to see that they are active again and will presumably continue to produce quality content "in HD" :))

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you listened to the podcast as well? It’s timeless and hilarious.

    • @LuciaRose
      @LuciaRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ragnkja of course I have, though not as often as I have seen their videos

  • @magnatorra5325
    @magnatorra5325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i really want more of this, even if its over the internet via zoom or similar! its too good to die!

  • @anshagrawal254
    @anshagrawal254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sooo glad for this. its been almost 2 years since the last technical difficulties video

  • @dannycir
    @dannycir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the Christmas Special I didn't know I needed until I saw it recommended! Thank you guys so much for the new episode!

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Singular form of confetti is confetto. Accidentally right.

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Welcome back, Tech Diffs! I'm definitely subbing to the new channel, and I look forward to the one annual video upload there 😁
    Damn, I really wanted Matt's "Feast of the Ass" painting to be real! It sounds like a very cool perspective on something we've all seen so many times that it's boring. Were I an artist, I would make this real!
    Also, I knew about the badelisc because of "Um, Actually", so thank you to Mike Trapp and the College Humor crew for edumacating me and useless festivity trivia 😁

  • @griftgfx
    @griftgfx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was wonderful. I'd love to see more of you guys in the future.