i like to imagine that all of these people were in the same room and they all interacted with eachother, after filming, maybe several were forgotten, maybe some became friends maybe some disliked eachother at first but they came around to liking eachother, but more likely and more depressingly they likely never knew eachother and they never even saw eachothers face
Joe Banks, Eighty-two years young, has come to this pond for the last seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery. The ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down, over there, near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
For those who are still confused: This is an acting school in Chicago. Sarantos Studio. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts. "You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores" is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts, hence having them say them say the same line or/and try out other lines/emotions etc. I believe this was made around the 1990s or somewhere around there (not sure when exactly its made.)
No. This was done because the earth is flat. But, we all know that isn't real. The truth is that there were once 2 flat earfs that cullideded togethers and made reguelre earf. Thiz is wer wi live today. That's y the ducks went to cananadas.
"Oh damn it's nothing it's stupid you know those black shoesI told you it was stupid I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes which I forgot to pack I have six other pairs of shoes two of which are running shoes in case your up for a little game later and now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes I know what your thinking who cares what color shoes she's wearing but believe me women notice." Director: What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah ok, maybe I understand how this related to acting audition with the lines and all, but still one question remains... What did those awkward poses have to do with acting...?
horrible, horrible improv. I can hear the casting director say " the pose at the end is to show me what you've got, give the pose some character!" i share love with all forms of art and the entertainment industry. But omg i nearly cringed to the point where it feels like all the 5 senses that i render are bleeding. Like i've found a knew sense and a all humanity becomes lost in this vast arch of darkness. This is not what harambe died for.
she's delivering lines from "Fences" the climactic scene where Troy's wife is crying... the performance of this role by Viola Davis won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in the Oscars 2017
I gave 17 years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. What about my life? i took all my wants, my needs, my feelings, my dreams... and i buried them inside you; I planted myself inside you and waited to bloom! Cause you was my husband, cause that was the only way i could survive... as your wife.
the woman at 9:37, 10:50, 11:22, 12:54, and 13:18 is performing one of my all-time favorite monologues (and doing it really well), from August Wilson's Fences, just in case anyone was wondering about the context or source of that monologue
Am I the only one who completely lost their shit when the chick at 3:15 said "...our spirits had just ran away with us" then it cut to the guy in the wheelchair who said nothing!?
"You don't seem to realize how insulting it is to me that you can't get your life together." "If you lie to me, I'm gonna kill you. If you bend the truth- Or I think you're bending the truth, I'm gonna kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Do you understand what I'm saying? Because if you don't, I'm gonna kill you." These people are grade A savage.
I enjoy laughing at unremarkable acting as much as the next guy, but I honestly freaking love these people. It feels so real - like your uncoordinated uncle trying to do some tiktok dance at Christmas. These are our awkward, working-class brothers and sisters, and while they might not have a future in cinema, they represent the average American much better than a professional actor who will just feed ya lines
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I could stop at 5 or 6 videos, or just this 1.
lmaoo
DothanFanatixTV bruh you had 666 likes
Proceded to what 20 videos
I am the queen of the universe. The waves part and the water is warm
I don't need friends, they disappoint me
this shows how diverse the human race is
Fly Lord *this shows how terrifying the human race is.
It’s O-MAZING how many different ethnicities there are, Jesus!
i like to imagine that all of these people were in the same room and they all interacted with eachother, after filming, maybe several were forgotten, maybe some became friends maybe some disliked eachother at first but they came around to liking eachother, but more likely and more depressingly they likely never knew eachother and they never even saw eachothers face
FACTS
Joe Banks,
Eighty-two years young,
has come to this pond
for the last seventeen years
to feed the ducks.
But last month,
Joe made a discovery.
The ducks were gone.
Some say the ducks went to Canada.
Others say Toronto.
And some people think
Joe used to sit down,
over there,
near those ducks.
But it could be
that there's just no room
in this modern world
for an old man and his ducks.
HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT IT'S FROM THE SIMPSONS
That turn gets me everytime
@@gimmeurcrisps I thought the same thing!!!
play this at my funeral.
I got the Playlist for you
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!!
You could stop at 5 or 6 funerals...
Saul Steck OR just one
「凛凛〜」 sorry I already booked them for my funeral
"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." UM...
Ugh Okay oh
Ugh Okay it's a monologue from the play oh dad poor dad mamas hung you in the closet and im feeling so sad
He was never important to me, he was just a convenient!
Ugh Okay a bum thats what he is.
Ugh Okay omg I saw that as soon as I read this comment lol
"some say the ducks went to Canada, others say they went to Toronto" That was the funniest thing i have ever heard xDDDDDDD
Angus Silver Nice
Pablo B t
some say he just used to sit over there, near those ducks
Some say he is one of Bart’s People
Thank you! I hoped someone would catch that
"He's inside the closet. I had him stuffed" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE
C O M E T O S C O T L A N D O R J U S T O N E
You could stop at 5 or 6 Scotlands or just one.
The guy who leaked these clips is an absolute legend
what is it from
It's a bunch of recorded scripts of actors trying out for a commercial. It's unknown what the commercial was for though
WHAT. AN. ABSOLUTE. MAD. LAD.
You're so close to 666 likes
Bungle Snurch it’s probably for Walmart because Walmart sells a lot of different things
For those who are still confused: This is an acting school in Chicago. Sarantos Studio. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts. "You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores" is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010. Outtakes from possible commercial casting tryouts, hence having them say them say the same line or/and try out other lines/emotions etc. I believe this was made around the 1990s or somewhere around there (not sure when exactly its made.)
No. This was done because the earth is flat. But, we all know that isn't real. The truth is that there were once 2 flat earfs that cullideded togethers and made reguelre earf. Thiz is wer wi live today. That's y the ducks went to cananadas.
Def not the 80s. Late 90s early 2000s, probably.
***** didn't see your comment. otherwise i wouldn't have said the same exact thing. oh well.
not from the 80s. Late 90s early 2000s, maybe.
I feel so sorry for the people who paid money to be able to do this.
_I'm pregnant_
*INHALES*
It's--you know what? One thing I wanna know. Give me the NAME of the SUNOFABITCH. CUZ IMM,GONNA KILL 'IM
Bruh his inhale had me wheezing so hard 😂🤣😂
"I can see the Statue of Liberty from here", he says during the only time he doesn't have his glasses on
Whore of Gondor communism
Indecisive Strike haha
Lmfao creepy how i was reading along to your comment the moment it got to this part.
I don't know what this is, but I want to audition.
Astro Wiz All he wanted to do. Was be friendly.
*W H Y A R E Y O U L O O K I N A T M E ? I D O N T L I K E O L D P E O P L E*
Okay boomer
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Jesse Iconic.
My sense of humor is so garbage. I was almost crying at, "I can see my house from here!"
Mental Agar same
Mental Agar honey you've got a big thing comin!
MrJaffacakesGTI storm*
Same here LMAO 😂 💀💀💀
"Hi, I'm Ed.
...
...
...
...
...
...
..NO!"
DaXtronGPH I read this just as I watched it. Gold.
hi im ed and welcome to chowder heads
only a few people will understand this inside joke
*dramatic head turn*
*deadpan expression*
I am the queen of the universe. The waves engulf me and the water is warm.
*waaaaarm*
That's pretty neat.
Bobo K-M 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or just one.
Kw-een
*_H O N E Y Y O U ' V E G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N G_*
gets me every time also I love waffles
honey, you got a big storm comin'
😂
Beks Ami I dmed that to my friend and they didnt respond to me
Beks Ami you could stop at five or six stores...
...or just *one*
Beks Ami Me to a freshman who says this year will be fun
That lady scares the fuck out of me.
"Oh damn it's nothing it's stupid you know those black shoesI told you it was stupid I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes which I forgot to pack I have six other pairs of shoes two of which are running shoes in case your up for a little game later and now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes I know what your thinking who cares what color shoes she's wearing but believe me women notice."
Director: What the fuck are you talking about?
6:10 7:22 8:04 9:26 all the duck story, you're welcome
Ruby-Jessica Smith my fucking hero
For real. Hero.
Finally, i don’t have to worry about spoilers anymore. Internet is safe
I quote at least 10 of these a day help
Everyday I quote “honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’” and “people say, time heals all wounds”
4:47 HIS NAME IS SO CLOSE TO DICK FORESKIN IM DEAD OHMYGOD
No wonder he goes by Richard.
"fucking dick" is what i read lol
OH LOOK AN EMO FRIEND |-/
Winter Moon hey |-/
|-/
3:16 " our spirits would just RUN away with us"
*man rolls in on wheelchair*
look
peter the s k y
What a lovely lovely day.
I JUUST SAW THAT ONE
aren't the clouds beautiful
g a r r u s s sssssssss s
RocketFan Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle or some calibrations.
Believe me. WOMEN NOTICE
Yeah ok, maybe I understand how this related to acting audition with the lines and all, but still one question remains... What did those awkward poses have to do with acting...?
Humor! : D
horrible, horrible improv. I can hear the casting director say " the pose at the end is to show me what you've got, give the pose some character!" i share love with all forms of art and the entertainment industry. But omg i nearly cringed to the point where it feels like all the 5 senses that i render are bleeding. Like i've found a knew sense and a all humanity becomes lost in this vast arch of darkness. This is not what harambe died for.
FariesDoExistBeauty I think it was horrible on purpose lmao
my only guess is that some casting directors might want to see peoples full bodies
Maybe body language
All these people shop at Michaels craft store.
David Ruelas I work at Michael's. I don't doubt it
This comment is too accurate
omg
"Oh that is just not right, Michael"
When I'm having a bad day I just watch this 😂
Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
Alexander Lyda go ahead
Oh, I was quoting the lady at 0:37 haha.
Alexander Lyda omg 😂 that was a complete fail sorry haha
Nah, odd choice of a quote on my part. Sorry for the confusion :-P
OTHER GUYS WILL JUST FEED YOU LIES, BUT ILL TAKE YOU TO MICKY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Chris rock line
The fucking duck dude made me lose my shit the way he turned towards the camera every time with the same expression omfgg
dood the duck dood. i cant even.. would love to see a comp of just him.
ikr
I need to hear the rest of the story... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUCKS!?
I believe that quote is from an episode of the simpsons where bart's a news anchor
+AZUREN your right I just looked it up on TH-cam and it was the first video that came out.
Hi, my name is Billy Smith . . . WHATCHU WANT?
0:00 well we know what she was auditioning for lol
😂😂😂
Enigma3T 3
i was a bit baffled when i heard that because i was expecting them all to be you could go to 5 or 6 stores or just 1
The woman at 9:36, 10:49, 11:22, 12:54 and 13:18 is actually good.
she's delivering lines from "Fences" the climactic scene where Troy's wife is crying... the performance of this role by Viola Davis won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in the Oscars 2017
Othiel Yes. Very good.
SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN AN OSCAR!!!!
I agree, she's really good.
Othiel when you watch it full it’s pretty good tbh
7:50 Sums up my thinking
same
me too, buddy...
me too.
Jake Chung same
E D G Y
I've committed suicide a few times myself.
I feel like I am watching AI devoid of emotion, practice over and over in an attempt to be more human like.
1:31 I fucking died
Me too
ed cheyne if the guy was tryn to go for a comedy type, he nailed it
ok rip bye
ed cheyne What even was that.....!?
Same
From what level of hell was this retrieved from?
Mortskcab You could stop at 5 or 6 levels of hell...
Or just one.
Victor A. Loooooooool
@@victora.5821 lmao
Sarantos Studios
DON'T PUT THIS ALIEN BIZZARO WORLD SHIT ON ME!! YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DID THIS!!! YOUUUU!!!
this is the best thing I've ever watched
Your face is the best thing to watch...**awkwardly winks**
TripMcSleazestack so smooth
+Sarah Nemo I could stop at 5 or 6 compliments...or just 1...**strikes awkward pose**
TripMcSleazestack that honestly made my day
+Sarah Nemo mission accomplished...now I must go...my people need me...**turns around and walks slowly into the night**
Girl at 4:23 has such a nice voice
9:37 holy shit someone who can actually act. GET THEM A JOB
*turns to the right*
Joe Banks.
These videos, all of them and many peoples own versions, edits, remixes, and of course the full "you used to be funny!" video shaped my comedy so much
7:41 when you make pizza rolls, and then drop them on the way to your room.
1:50 too
This comment had me laughing harder than the entire video LMAO thank you
b e c k s yes 1:50 is more accurate lmao. You’re to sad to even say anything. I related to that deep sigh on a spiritual level
COME TO SCOTLAND
Or just one
4:08 is fucking hilarious
Ikrrr
"I loved him, he asked me to have a baby, I said no....then he got hit by a bus." YES
How tragic 😂😂😭😭
It's from an 80s romcom called Moonstruck, one of my favorite movies!
2:18 yeah sis you tell them
0:20 "I don't like old people and I wish that you old women, would stop looking at me" LMAO WHAT
After watching this I can easily say I've never been more confused in my entire life
It's acting casting. It's hilarious with no context.
@@tfos993 no it's an acting school
"You could stop at five or six stores...or just one."
🕺
5:41 I'm actually surprised because I could imagine her as a voice actor for like Bob's Burgers or something.
"i don't need friends, they disappoint me."😂
I gave 17 years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. What about my life? i took all my wants, my needs, my feelings, my dreams... and i buried them inside you; I planted myself inside you and waited to bloom! Cause you was my husband, cause that was the only way i could survive... as your wife.
Daisyogittens T. She was probably the best and most real out of all of them.
Tiffany Collins Agreed
Daisyogittens T. .... it's from fences
“They say that time heals all wounds”
*jumps and does jazz hands*
Comparing my own untrained acting skills to these makes me feel like I am perfectly capable of rivaling DiCaprio in acting ability.
My favorite is the lady who said *“I am the queeeeeeen of the uni-vawse. The waves pot me and engulf me and the water is wawrm.”*
the lady at 2:18 is actually good
you're dumb af
She is though
She really is!
She is lol
No, she lacks emotion in her face
"hi im ed.............
*NO*!"
11:22 her acting was legit tho lol
#overqualified
Uncle Bernard anyone have
her name? I'm interested in watching the whole thing she's legit
she could have replaced the lady from fences
Aus YO I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT LADY
Darth Sceledrus I KNOW RIGHT?!
i feel like im back to my childhood, but its a terriying fever dream while watching antique roadshow
7:36 The man was a FOOL! But don't make a murderer out of him!
this is artistic. it is just, beautiful and mysterious.
the "cant stand it when she touches me" woman is good tho.
12:28 This guy's actually pretty good.
the woman at 9:37, 10:50, 11:22, 12:54, and 13:18 is performing one of my all-time favorite monologues (and doing it really well), from August Wilson's Fences, just in case anyone was wondering about the context or source of that monologue
She's a good actor and pretty too
8:53 OTHER GUYS'LL JUST FEED YA LINES, BUT I'LL TAKE YA TO MICKY D'S
Charnell nevergonnanotwatchyoutube He's my favorite
I was looking to see if anyone commented about this😂
Sign me up!
He changed from hot to goofy af lmao
I love this one so much
When someone visits your house & your dog shows them affection: "I want him...and I know you can't keep him forever."
This is like a compilation of rejected NPCs
9:38 This one isn't cringe! This lady's good! Just saying.
9:57
Are my standards too low or was that genuinely good?
7:38 looks like Mermaid man from Spongebob
Am I the only one who completely lost their shit when the chick at 3:15 said "...our spirits had just ran away with us" then it cut to the guy in the wheelchair who said nothing!?
You aren’t alone.
"You don't seem to realize how insulting it is to me
that you can't get your life together."
"If you lie to me, I'm gonna kill you. If you bend the truth- Or I think you're bending the truth, I'm gonna kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Do you understand what I'm saying? Because if you don't, I'm gonna kill you."
These people are grade A savage.
"They call him the Sanmand, because he likes to put people to sleep." 😫😐😳
"I met a man, I loved him, he asked me if I had a baby, and I said *_No._*
Then...
*_He got hit by a bus.._*
The black lady at 11:22 is actually really fucking good. I want to see her in a real ass movie with pain and shit.
I honestly think this has some sort of deeper meaning...
WHAT STORE DO I STOP AT?
Veni Just one.
@Darris Pope I can't stand it when she touches me
0:16 That girl just summed up my life with that one sentence
Does this feel like it's going on for a really long time to anyone else? It doesn't bore me, or anything. I'm actually very intrigued.
11:06 someone definitely said that to him, the pain in his eyes is real lol
He's in your closet. I had him *_Stuffed_*
- Smile -
“COME TO SCOTLAND, or just 1”
10:40 THE BEST MEME MATERIAL FUCK
"THEN HE GOT HIT BY A BUS" LMAO
when you see a spider 0:41
5:18 to 5:48 are the best 40 seconds of my life
that walk at 5:00 ...iconic
1:14 gosh, I wish I had THAT much confidence in myself XD
5:19 wow she really knows how to project...
I enjoy laughing at unremarkable acting as much as the next guy, but I honestly freaking love these people. It feels so real - like your uncoordinated uncle trying to do some tiktok dance at Christmas. These are our awkward, working-class brothers and sisters, and while they might not have a future in cinema, they represent the average American much better than a professional actor who will just feed ya lines
They’ll take ya to Mickey Dee’s
1. Say your name
2. Say the line
3. Say something very concerning
4. Strike a pose
5. FATALITY
There is no worse feeling then trying to convince your cat that they love you.
Watching this gives me a new appreciation for the talents of actual actors.
10:36 - No, you start your own little tribe.
6:02 Elder Scrolls NPC
7:49 how i felt after watching this video
Honey, you got a big storm coming.
1:48 my man was stroking out