Hi my name is Owain You could stop at five or six stores or just one. My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway 🕺
It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore Edit: They’re still in business!
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010.
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times. If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store. I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
I love that the Queen of the Universe doesn't actually have any other lines. She's not even in the casting call, she just showed up and introduced herself.
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.
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"I can see the statue of liberty from here"
*dislocates back
What a view!
Lolll
OhShit I'm crying 😂
hahhahaah I can’t stop laughing
Science.
So:
-State your name
-Say the line
-Say something a serial killer would say
-Strike a pose
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO
but what about all those ducks T.T
Correction
-say something a romantic serial killer would say
I can see the statue of liberty from here
Yup
Choose Your Character
+Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her
Carla Shaw
Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw!
(super smash bros melee)
+BullockDS Richard Forkin.
+BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.
+BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.
nightmare blunt rotation
you could stop at five or six puffs, or just one
“can i ask you kind of a weird question?”
“💃”
1000th like lol
Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER
LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol
@@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.
all i been thinking about loooooool
Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself
The class:
my introduction : 0:54
I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name
My introduction: 0:09
@@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee
Hi my name is Owain
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway
🕺
Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.
Finally someone explains some context lmao.
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.
Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial
an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
3:40 “I want him - and I know you can’t keep him forever…” is chilling 😳😱🫣
her’s was pretty good i think! still weird contextless, but she was one of the few who seemed like a believable actor
a few of these folks have genuine talent and that lady is definitely one of them
These people are the default sims in The Sims 1 come to life.
Oh my god you're right
This is what townies are like in Sims 4
Yesus
I was just thinking that!
Amazing!!
“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
*poses*
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
Proceeds to try martial arts
people say that time heals all wombs !!!!
👩🏼
👉🏻👚👉🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏻
Yes
That was my favorite part
why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair
His name's Johnny Joestar
LMFAOOOOO
Pimp my wheelchair before it was cool
3:55
Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.
dick foreskin or fork in dick
what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name
He also had a “Rocky moment”
I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?
@@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.
It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
Koen Van Damme lmao
I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao
😂😂😂
Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on TH-cam :')
😆 LMAO
this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell
Danté is SWOONING
heaven*
Joe banks 82 years young is satan and the ducks are his devils
You could stop at five or six levels of hell, or just all.
6:48
"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?
Probably referencing pegging
I read this at the exact time I heard it
@@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny
What? Doesn’t everyone do that?
Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population
This is like a really calm nightmare with an emphasis on the unknowable life of strangers
I clicked on this random TH-cam recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?"
It felt SO much longer oh god
Can I just say the ducks aren't in Canada, we have a regular amount of ducks
Belle Dunn honestlyyyyyy
Belle Dunn god its still going
Belle Dunn I wonder why
@@ilovecorpseparty8930 boy you need help
“I can’t stand it when she touches me”
pcg that one is underrated
69 likes, nice.
A whole mood
That's what He said
she was way ahead of the coronavirus
6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”
Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.
You could stop at 5 or 6 cashiers, or just one.
@@samandom8772Would one person fill you up though? Better keep going
When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that
That me in life
friends don't need me, I'm a disappointment.
@@phae_c we know what you feel bruh :(
Me to 🤚🏻🤚🏻😔😔
Same ! Goals
can i ask you kind of a weird question?
**aggressive finger guns**
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats me trying to flirt😂
TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS
That’s the question, her pose was the question
bisexuals:
1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here”
*Fights the air and gets injured*
Like all good New York landmarks
kinda hit the woah doe🥴
I’m not ok i thought he hit the woah
He's in the closet. I had him stuffed
I’m not ok 👊✊👊✋🕺🏻🤛🤜🤛
4:27 me talking to myself in the mirror having an anxiety attack before going out
same
HELP
The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Women NOTICE 😂😂😂
women. notice😂
This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses
Doggo Dom try an think of it as there all amazing actors an says what comes to mind
I'm gonna have some weird as hell nightmares tonite...😬
Agreed
1:28
Hmm
“I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.”
wow. that’s deep.
the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world
where’s ur pfp from?
I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl
are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so
You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one
teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
the test:
N A S A Pink Floyd fan? Me too!
Sean Moran ayyy
I would like but it’s at 420
Gameplay Gaming Gamer of Games not all hero’s wear capes, respect ✊
NASA himself is speaking fax
i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times
Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49
Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken
WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss
Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.
.... I thought I was the only one XD
xD
Thank you for using proper grammar
Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse
okay but tbh
1:26
Will Rogers nah
@@willrogers9932 Why do you not have a home anymore?
I think your entire profile is worse than that thought
"i don't need friends they disappoint me"
then i knew this would be golden
Chloe H. Magpie Night you need to watch this
wtf is this
^
i think its a mcdonald's commercial audition tape and its amazing
Yes. That's what kept me watching 😂
This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.
blarg
i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.
skullfuck. HEY MOM
AYYYY
MAMA
Motto of my life
MOM IS HERE
it gets more confusing as the video continues and *i love it*
Same
Omg me toooo
I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores
Yeah but there might be 6 you can't be sure
LOL🤣🤣
Or just one...
Smart choice 🤔
*I want him...and I know you cant keep him forever.*
*That always puts the fear of God in me*
There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.
“The test isn’t that hard to understand!”
The test:
IVY League entry exam be like
Imao
😂 😂 😂 😂
@@fuziontonygaming we don't have entry exams in the US
I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT
“Some say the ducks went to Canada.”
“Others say Toronto.”
*Alright*
The man was a foolll but don’t make a murder out of him
Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?
@@xovaeh-ek7gg best actor there imo
You do realize it's a Simpsons reference?
Yes of course they’re reading from a script
*im a deer in the headlights of love*
AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)
Wow
AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me
me
PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*
"I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm"
I NEED to take a motivational retreat with this woman!
she got crazy eyes
nahhh bro she's got serious cult leader vibes
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore
Edit: They’re still in business!
Lolol wth
Ooo I live in Chicago, let me check XD
They are
They’re still around actually
omg THANK YOU finally makes sense
“You could stop at five or six stores, or just one.
*_that always puts the fear of god in me”_*
That one got me too hahaha
Thepolucehaveotlrderstoshootniggasfirst
Rosie Low i always thought it was 5 or 6 Doors
I thought she seemed the most normal, and then she said the second quote 😂
timestamp plz
“i am the *queen* of the universe
the waves part, they engulf me
and the water is warm”
She peed in the water.
THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT
THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM
A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(
WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR
"Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30
Kinda a legitimately good line.
she's kinda cool
@@alexf225fr she seems like a badass
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.
same
eleven :DDD
i know ur photo it was mine two months ago
Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture
H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N
me and my multiple personalities at 3 am
OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment*
But yeah same
ava same tho!
Fucking same omg
i don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Lmao same
Can you imagine if every single one of these guys were in a film together 😂
I want this
A truly great ensemble cast!
They are. This is the film.
th-cam.com/video/7T1OHha9agg/w-d-xo.html
It's called The Room (2003)
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010.
definitely AI generated
I don't think AI could make something this strange
@@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.
@@ajventura2423I think they were talking about your comment.
This definitely has a deeper meaning and I don’t think we are able find it out
Yeah lol
@@_Just_Someone ikr
Indeed :()
I think it’s a mcdonalds comercial
There is no meaning. There is nothing. This is the universe.
"I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."
LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT
Tiana Puente 3 months ago??
SAME
+Tiana Puente SAME OMG
If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.
Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.
:0!
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading
@Yess7895 ty
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times.
If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store.
I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose
Some call that move the “apprehensive step”
1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg
I know I was engrossed in whatever story she was part of 😍♥️
Current mood
Ha
3:17 too
real talent at 0:26
"Some say... the ducks went to Canada... But others say... Toronto..."
*does strange leg wobble arm shake nose break pose*
↩️ 80 years young. ↪️ one day 🔄 the ducks 🔄⤴️⤵️ were gone
It's a simpsons reference
5:17
6:17
senior quote:
"i feel like a deer in the headlights of love"
OR
"honey, you've got a big storm coming"
Lil Timmy Tim 2 one
Second one. Make us proud.
Mine is honey you got a big storm coming
2
Caroline Roberts he’s in the closet, I stuffed him. Cause I was in the ~closet~
Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.
I imagine having schizophrenia is like if all these people had a conversation
4567a as someone professionally diagnosed with schizophrenia/psychosis, i can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like
bubbleteakeith do you have anyone in your head like the lady at 6:52. I hope not
4567a LMAO
7:50 “OTher GUys will feeD YOu LIES BUt I’LL take You to MICKY DEEEEEESSSSSS”
Fluffy The Savage Siamese I swear that guy has split personalities😂
Okay but get real, who turns down free lunch. Get this guy a raise.
tell me the truth, you tapped that ass!
Yes
Time of death: 7:50
3:40 "I want him... and I know you cant keep him forever.."
*Commits Angelina Ballerina*
IceWarrior that’s my favorite move in the whole thing
"They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep."
Damn, that one gave me legit chills.
"I am the Queeeen of the Uniiiverse. The waves pahhhhrt n' they enguuuulf meee and the watur is wahhhrm. *creepy smile*
The Posh Person AJ You've created a whole 'notther FNAF sequel or something...
Also I play aj too *dabs*
Shut up.. just shut up... don't say a word
HONEY YOU'VE GOT
A BIG STORM COMING
I will sack the FUCKING lot of you. Is that clear.
the movement after “i can see the statue of liberty” i was in tears
*WHY DID HE ARCH HIS BACK LMAO*
ergh he broke his back
Beautybyallii7 MEE TOO
Beautybyallii7 IM HYPERVENTILATING SHHAHEHA
1:07
0:39
Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?"
Me: go on...
Her: 💃🏻
i mean there is the weird part but no question
OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
1:26
@@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago
*⛹🏻♀️*
I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol
I'm convinced this is just an easter egg of early beta testing data for the simulation that is the universe.
I can confirm
Omg yeah your right 0-0
idk this might be a secret cutscene ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Unused questlines
or just ONE!
I finally figured out what these are
They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.
Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.
Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1
It's for a McDonald's ad
FortyFive oh
a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.
*I Am The Queen Of The Universe.*
*The waves part,*
*They E N G O L F Me*
*And The Water Is W A R M.*
0:53
@@dweebingdailey5795 thanks!
She literally started saying it soon as I started reading.
That One made me uncomfortable. The way she says it and *stares*
I can’t stand it when she touches me
I love that the Queen of the Universe doesn't actually have any other lines. She's not even in the casting call, she just showed up and introduced herself.
She might be my favorite 🤣
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
Don't make me choose 😩
duck guy
Wheelchair bro ftw.
*I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISSAPIONT ME*
"PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES AND KNOW WHERE TO KICK"
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."
same
GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh
I'm the one that dissapoints
Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey
I'm dying
AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history
Isn't this also from the simpsons?
THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE
Eli Wagner copyright!
the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair
The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao
He actually is a actor, I googled him
*I cAnT sTanD iT wHeN sHe touChEs mE*
*"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."*
That's the most relatable words in history.
😔
True
It’s my life motto
In a lot of bat family videos this is Bruce
@@Tattoosandapples emo ass
this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on
This is torture.
I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
“🕺🏼”
**Dislocates back**
Well I can see Russia from my house!
Deuce XO he broke his back
*i don’t need friends, they disappoint me*
i really felt that
8:10 omg I think I played Wii Tennis with that man!
No you didn’t, he played Wii Sports with you
Good Spaghett omg
Good Spaghett Fucking Matt, beating my ass in Boxing
He's the guy from wii sports resort that throws things for you to slice
DocToc it’s Matt
When you're interviewing to be an Oblivion NPC
I'm very emotionally invested in the 1:29 lady's story
Max R she should get the part
Max R Oof she's beautiful too
who is "that man out there"
Shut up, just shut up
Im trying to be invested in her skin routine. She glowy as hell.
The duck guy story
4:59
6:16
7:00
8:23
I'm sorry this was gold
A Simpsons reference
This was Bart’s people, thank you for watching.
Do the roar
I love how his whole body moves keeps moving to turn his head
*HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*
I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME
I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!
I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME
0:25 for those looking for it
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...
every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old
Honey,
you've got a big storm coming.
NightFallKitty bruh
I loved him, he asked me to have a baby and I said "no."
*...and then he got hit by a bus*
I love how this also has no replies on it so here, have a reply.
HONEY, YOU GOT BIG STORM COMING!!!!
SLAPS THIGH*
“Can I ask you a kind of weird question?...”
🕺🏼
Copied
Nice
Wolfs eat Grass LMAOAOAOAJAYSJWONSKSJSJDNDNSJSJSSNSKSKWWWNBWWNWJWUWKWLW WKAKQMQ WIWMimcryingJANWKWNWNSSKSNS
Technologic_Wave So? 😂
👈
👈
I feel like this has somehow given me a deep insight into all of these people's personalities for some reason
Like a Rorschach test.
I was going to say the same thing😳like i don’t think this is supposed to exist
Me too. Me too.
Estoy acuerdo.
Ikr
Oh my God. My favorite is when the dude in the wheelchair comes out, says absolutely nothing and then turns a couple of times. LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how he chose to say "Richard Forkin" but the editors were adamant to include "Dick Forkin"
Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!
@@emalaw1329 haha thank you, I am!!
Just add "es" between r and k
Who is watching this in 2022?! I am.
Forkin, Dick
"I am the *queen* of the *u n i v e r s e* the waves *part* they engulf me, and whe water is *w a a r m* "
**awkward smile**
I heard “Men golf me”
Reading this just as that was said
Can I ask you sort of a weird question?
*finger guns*
I was reading this while it plays
“Honey, you got a big storm coming”
That’s my favorite
3:55 a minute of silence for that man's name
Shoot it's a fork in my -
Baddie Mc Gee pFFT
Theres an s missing lol
Yo what was you doin last night man
Me:
*FORKIN DICK*
A BuM!
“People say that time heals all wounds”
🧍♀️➡️💃
She changed from a flamenco dress to casual clothes?
😂😂😂
She looks like Cecelia Condit.
'i dont need friends they disappoint me'
me
BITCH ME TOO! THE FUCK?!
8:18
“We hear the police have orders to shoot long haired niggas first!”
BRO WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂
I always misheard it as long *head* XD
Roses are red
Parties are fun
You could stop at five or six stores
Or just one ☝️
10/10 madood
*proceeds to make a weird action*
Roses are red
I listen to Cardi B
I don't need friends
They disappoint me!
You are my favorite human
violet is rose
and blue are red
I wish I was dead
-my sister, 2019
I'm pretty sure there's an incredibly deep lore behind this video
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
There is and it's forbidden knowledge
Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.
this is where Zuccerfucker came from.
Five or Six Stores ARG
0:53 "I am the Queen of the universe, the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm." **Insert weird smile**
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love
I dont need friends they disappoint me
0:25 honey you got a big storm comin
Or just one.
"the water is warm" *creepy smile* *sees yellow water* "Linda!!!!!!!!"
This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk