It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010.
Hi my name is Owain You could stop at five or six stores or just one. My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway 🕺
This isn't really much less terrifying with context. step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one." step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you. step three: strike a pose.
I did it I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one" Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!" | | U | 👌🏻 | / |\ |👇🏻 | \ \
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore Edit: They’re still in business!
Hatsune Miku and by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around you all better read it, or I will sack the fucking lot of you. Is that clear?
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
"It's nothing. It's stupid! You know those black shoes I told you it was stupid? I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which i forgot to pack. I have six other pairs of shoes. Two of which are running shoes in case you're up for a little game later and now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes. I know what you're thinking. Who cares what color shoes she's wearing? But believe me, WOMEN NOTICE. "
Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times. If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store. I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
![You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one [COMPILATION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NK8R9c42XNk/mqdefault.jpg)
It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
Koen Van Damme lmao
I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao
😂😂😂
Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on TH-cam :')
😆 LMAO
"i don't need friends they disappoint me"
then i knew this would be golden
Chloe H. Magpie Night you need to watch this
wtf is this
^
i think its a mcdonald's commercial audition tape and its amazing
Yes. That's what kept me watching 😂
I'm pretty sure there's an incredibly deep lore behind this video
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
There is and it's forbidden knowledge
Also they tell them to introduce themselves, Say the stores líne, and to test their ad libbing skills they tell them: quick, show us how agile You are.
this is where Zuccerfucker came from.
Five or Six Stores ARG
Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend
She is THE moment
Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.
@@wohlhabendermanager exactly
She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨
And she is still alive.
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.
same
eleven :DDD
i know ur photo it was mine two months ago
Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture
H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N
So:
-State your name
-Say the line
-Say something a serial killer would say
-Strike a pose
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO
but what about all those ducks T.T
Correction
-say something a romantic serial killer would say
I can see the statue of liberty from here
Yup
3:55
Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.
dick foreskin or fork in dick
what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name
He also had a “Rocky moment”
I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?
@@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.
1:26 There's such a quiet coldness in her voice. Gave me chills
made a good song
"I can see the statue of liberty from here"
*dislocates back
What a view!
Lolll
OhShit I'm crying 😂
hahhahaah I can’t stop laughing
Science.
“I can’t stand it when she touches me”
pcg that one is underrated
69 likes, nice.
A whole mood
That's what He said
she was way ahead of the coronavirus
Legend has it, she still hasn't asked us the weird question.
i wonder what it was
she sorta did y'know -- the question she asked _was_ a question 😂
@@skissors You have a very good point. Maybe she wrote it down and forgot to tell us! Or maybe she has the secret Krabby Patty formula!
6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”
Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.
me and my multiple personalities at 3 am
OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment*
But yeah same
ava same tho!
Fucking same omg
i don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Lmao same
Bitch I'll stop at ten stores if I want it's my life
someone put this comment on a fucking t-shirt
shut up. just shut up. don't say a word. I heard enough from you last night to last me a lifetime.
BeatsFromDP But, Honey, you've got a big storm coming
...whateva you wona do, whereva you wona go?
6:42 WE HIT INTERNET GUYS
3:40 “I want him - and I know you can’t keep him forever…” is chilling 😳😱🫣
02:22 "... our spirits would just run away with us."
cuts to man in wheelchair.
I snorted at this bit.
I'll keep you a deck chair in hell hahaha
Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.
Finally someone explains some context lmao.
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.
Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial
an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
“can i ask you kind of a weird question?”
“💃”
1000th like lol
Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER
LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol
@@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.
all i been thinking about loooooool
4:27 me talking to myself in the mirror having an anxiety attack before going out
same
HELP
This was undoubtly the casting for Oblivion npcs voice actors
Marilyn was obviously the necrophiliac alchemist from Skingrad.
teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
the test:
N A S A Pink Floyd fan? Me too!
Sean Moran ayyy
I would like but it’s at 420
Gameplay Gaming Gamer of Games not all hero’s wear capes, respect ✊
NASA himself is speaking fax
why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair
His name's Johnny Joestar
LMFAOOOOO
Pimp my wheelchair before it was cool
This most likely took place sometime between the 90s-early 2000s but it feels like it was recorded from a place outside of time
2:56 The way she started tearing up as she smiled...unnerving
„He‘s inside the closet. I had him … stuffed.“
Well, if that ain’t a confession of a serial killer. Fits the smile perfectly.
1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here”
*Fights the air and gets injured*
Like all good New York landmarks
kinda hit the woah doe🥴
I’m not ok i thought he hit the woah
He's in the closet. I had him stuffed
I’m not ok 👊✊👊✋🕺🏻🤛🤜🤛
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history
Isn't this also from the simpsons?
THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE
Eli Wagner copyright!
the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair
4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose
"Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30
Kinda a legitimately good line.
Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse
okay but tbh
1:26
Will Rogers nah
@@willrogers9932 Why do you not have a home anymore?
I think your entire profile is worse than that thought
“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
*poses*
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
Proceeds to try martial arts
people say that time heals all wombs !!!!
👩🏼
👉🏻👚👉🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏻
Yes
That was my favorite part
"I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, they engulf me and the water is warm"
I NEED to take a motivational retreat with this woman!
she got crazy eyes
nightmare blunt rotation
I clicked on this random TH-cam recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?"
It felt SO much longer oh god
Can I just say the ducks aren't in Canada, we have a regular amount of ducks
Belle Dunn honestlyyyyyy
Belle Dunn god its still going
Belle Dunn I wonder why
@@ilovecorpseparty8930 boy you need help
I finally figured out what these are
They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.
Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.
Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1
It's for a McDonald's ad
FortyFive oh
a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.
There I was, reading about economics and price discrimination when I came across "firms could charge two or three prices...." and my brain autocompleted with "Or just one." Now I'm here.
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to TH-cam in 2010.
definitely AI generated
I don't think AI could make something this strange
@@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.
this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell
Danté is SWOONING
heaven*
Joe banks 82 years young is satan and the ducks are his devils
You could stop at five or six levels of hell, or just all.
6:48
Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken
WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss
Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.
.... I thought I was the only one XD
xD
Thank you for using proper grammar
i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times
Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49
This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.
blarg
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."
same
GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh
I'm the one that dissapoints
Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey
I'm dying
AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off
“I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.”
wow. that’s deep.
the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world
where’s ur pfp from?
I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl
are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so
You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one
For anyone interested, the woman in the purple shirt around 3:20 is reciting one of Faye Dunaway’s lines from the movie Network.
These are some GTA pedestrian level quotes.
“Can I ask you a kind of weird question?...”
🕺🏼
Copied
Nice
Wolfs eat Grass LMAOAOAOAJAYSJWONSKSJSJDNDNSJSJSSNSKSKWWWNBWWNWJWUWKWLW WKAKQMQ WIWMimcryingJANWKWNWNSSKSNS
Technologic_Wave So? 😂
👈
👈
Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself
The class:
my introduction : 0:54
I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name
My introduction: 0:09
@@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee
Hi my name is Owain
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway
🕺
"They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep."
Damn, that one gave me legit chills.
The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao
He actually is a actor, I googled him
“you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“
“𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“
“ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “
He's In My Closet
How did you get that font?
@A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app
The truck driver:
Honey, youve got a big storm coming
"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?
Probably referencing pegging
I read this at the exact time I heard it
@@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny
What? Doesn’t everyone do that?
Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population
When you're interviewing to be an Oblivion NPC
This isn't really much less terrifying with context.
step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one."
step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you.
step three: strike a pose.
Reid LeBlanc ‘I can see the Statue of Liberty from here’
“I can’t stand it when she touches me”
"honey, you got a big storm coming"
I did it
I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one"
Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!"
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@@powderpocalypse fantastic
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore
Edit: They’re still in business!
Lolol wth
Ooo I live in Chicago, let me check XD
They are
They’re still around actually
omg THANK YOU finally makes sense
Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.
When kids complain about how hard Primary school is 0:25
This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses
Doggo Dom try an think of it as there all amazing actors an says what comes to mind
I'm gonna have some weird as hell nightmares tonite...😬
Agreed
1:28
Hmm
I liked it better when i didn't know what the fuck was going on.
What is going on?
Sawyer Johnson Some auditions for commercials.
+Jung Choi Why did they have 'em act so creepy?
+Sawyer Johnson Just bad acting.
Still funny even knowing all this 😜
every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old
6:45 most relatable one
nah that would be the first clip
"I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."
LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT
Tiana Puente 3 months ago??
SAME
+Tiana Puente SAME OMG
If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.
"For an old man... And his ducks."
*Audience clapping and cheering*
All of these people look like you would hit "randomize" in mii maker
2:24 “our spirits would just run away with us”
*_shows man in wheelchair who can’t run_*
RIGHT?
Depression
Sir Nippleton McSugarteets as soon as I saw this comment she start saying it
@@frostedflakes7920 me to your not special
Give me your tea cup who ask for ur opinion and I never said that I’m special -_-
When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that
That me in life
friends don't need me, I'm a disappointment.
@@phae_c we know what you feel bruh :(
Me to 🤚🏻🤚🏻😔😔
Same ! Goals
Oh my God. My favorite is when the dude in the wheelchair comes out, says absolutely nothing and then turns a couple of times. LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not in love with you, I can’t pretend that I am”
Good lord
can i ask you kind of a weird question?
**aggressive finger guns**
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats me trying to flirt😂
TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS
That’s the question, her pose was the question
bisexuals:
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me",Sums me right up
IKR
Yeah
yang same
rin had just been so rude lately. how's it with weiss?
Hatsune Miku and by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around you all better read it, or I will sack the fucking lot of you. Is that clear?
Yup same
THanks to the first three seconds of Carla Shaw, I don't think I'm ever going to be able to sleep again.
The Context behind the video here is that it's originally from a collection of demo reels from an acting school called "Sarantos Studios" located in Oak Park,Illinois.
Roses are red
Parties are fun
You could stop at five or six stores
Or just one ☝️
10/10 madood
*proceeds to make a weird action*
Roses are red
I listen to Cardi B
I don't need friends
They disappoint me!
You are my favorite human
violet is rose
and blue are red
I wish I was dead
-my sister, 2019
1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg
I know I was engrossed in whatever story she was part of 😍♥️
Current mood
Ha
3:17 too
real talent at 0:26
I come back to this every now and again and it never gets old
This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk
Choose Your Character
+Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her
Carla Shaw
Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw!
(super smash bros melee)
+BullockDS Richard Forkin.
+BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.
+BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.
“i am the *queen* of the universe
the waves part, they engulf me
and the water is warm”
She peed in the water.
THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT
THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM
A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(
WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR
“Honey, you got a big storm coming”
Idk about you guys, but that duck story has me invested lmao
0:39
Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?"
Me: go on...
Her: 💃🏻
i mean there is the weird part but no question
OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
1:26
@@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago
*⛹🏻♀️*
Honey, you've got a big storm coming
*SNAP*
*half of the universe dies*
Spiderman : * DON'T FEEL SO GOOD *
it was inevitable :/
@@CPGreeno357 He was inevitable
You where ahead of your time
bring me thanos
this feels like a fever dream lmao
I keep remembering this video every once in a while and cry laughter. Today was one of those days.
"It's nothing. It's stupid! You know those black shoes I told you it was stupid? I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which i forgot to pack. I have six other pairs of shoes. Two of which are running shoes in case you're up for a little game later and now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes. I know what you're thinking. Who cares what color shoes she's wearing? But believe me, WOMEN NOTICE. "
SeriousChild
OMG I READ THIS WHILE SHE SAID THAT
SeriousChild it reminded me of bad lip readings XD
OH DAM
I thought she was the Chicken Lady from The Kids In The Hall.
wOmEn NoTiCe
*HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*
I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME
I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!
I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME
0:25 for those looking for it
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...
the OH DAMN... ITS NOTHING gets me every time
6:01 mood tbh
Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.
Ruby Doo honestly it probably is
Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it
Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.
Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too
And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.
I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores
Yeah but there might be 6 you can't be sure
LOL🤣🤣
Or just one...
Smart choice 🤔
*I want him...and I know you cant keep him forever.*
*That always puts the fear of God in me*
Every time I'm having a bad day, I return here. Never fails to make me cackle
The holy grail of alternatives to "HERE!" in role call.
Androids auditioning to become human.
Ganymede, Jupiter III *behind the scenes
I'M CHOKING
Leonidas read NO
*Yes!*
*im a deer in the headlights of love*
AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)
Wow
AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me
me
PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*
I'm honestly still waiting for that weird question.
My favourite video on this hellsite
Nobody:
Nintendo Switch: 0:34
My favourite comment from this video yet.
The fact that this comment has only 42 likes is illegal
Moto Moto well, now it has 69
This is the best comment in youtube
Underrated comment rite here
Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.
:0!
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading
@Yess7895 ty
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times.
If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store.
I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
This is the type of comedy I love it’s not even an ad at this point
I was invested in what was going on with the lady at 1:26 🥺 She was so good! She's beautiful
Thanks for saying this!! I was looking for this comment.
this is one hell of an inside joke.
... That I don't get.
Carla shaw is my spirit animal
Lmaooo
yes they do, which is why i don't need them.
Way to steal a comment lol
Joe banks is mine.
Same lol