ASMR~ Lord Farquaad does your Makeup 🏰
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ธ.ค. 2023
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insta: mayawinky
Tiktok: mayawinks
Makeup inspired by the incredible: @Creative.Cliche
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Filters used from Snapchat!!
Mini song cover: “Centuries”- Fall Out Boy
Thank you so much for all the love you guys have shown me. It’s amazing how many messages I get that my videos can help some of you. That’s truly all I want and hope for. Reading your supportive comments always makes me want to improve and try to give you guys the best content. I know I’m not always active on social media, but just know I am always working on something new and strange for you lol. I appreciate you all so much it’s insane. Happy Holiday’s and stay swaggy ❤️
NO THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN AND MAKING OUR DAY BY YOUR VIDEOS
YOU ARE SO FUNNY ME AND MY BESTIE LOVE YOUU
We love you have some good holidays too❤️😻
I loVE you
THANK YOU FOR SWAG CONTENT! MANY SWAGS🙏🏻😔
AND HAVE A
#SWAGGYCHRISTMAS ❄️🎄🎅🏻
The fact her mom is literally in her vids is crazy
She needs a award for acting all these characters
Her moms plays a character? Who?
@@elmecanico3627the guard is her mom 🏃
wait what?? i thought that was her lmao@@Lunabliss_rockstar
@@kxylen no the person in the costume standing next to the mirror is her mom lol
@@Lunabliss_rockstar omggg I love them 😭😭😭💕
i feel like i’m watching deleted scenes from the actual movie, so talented.
why is there no comments
@@MoldyMilk. idk 😭
🐢
Lol
Uh
12:52 famous last words: THIS IS NOT A WIG 💅💅 I WAS BLESSED BY MY MOMMY-
*takes off wig*
*1000 YARD STARE*
LFQ: Forget the natural look..you need a whole new transformation”
…”you need a whole new WIG💅🙄”…
LFQ:“EXCUSE ME?! This is NOT a wig!! I WAS BLESSED BY MY MUMMY!💅💅😡✨✨💅💅”
*…Wigcheck..*
Lord FARTQUAD🤭: “😱”
Continues w/make up💀💀
@@MochiLovezUFr xd
Best asmr youtuber, not only do they have a since of humor. But the acting is more faarquad than faarquad was in shrek. Like I could see this happening 🪑🪑😭🪑🕸️💀⚔️📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️🧏♂️
I was clicking random emojis and then I clicked the emoji I used least
Bro started mewing at the end 💀
@@Elysian_xxreal
NO BECAUSE GIRLIE ABSOLUTELY WENT HARD FOR THIS, THE ANGELS?? THE COSTUME??? THE EDITING??? PEAK ASMR RIGHT HERE GUYS
ANGLES*
Facts
@@mxrose_x/j*
WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 😩👏❤️
@@CoffeeDaManokit she already has
People 30 years ago could not fathom what 2023 comedy content would look like. It’s incredible
People from 1 year ago wouldn't see this coming
This video is the definition of, “this would kill a Victorian child.”
Yes
In 2020, even during the pandemic, I don't think anyone could've ever thought this would've been real
Congrats, now i cant stop imaginating someone from the past seeing this and me being the one to explain it.
Im dying of embarassment by my own mind.
11:24 "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when sky's are gray"
11:20
11:25
Why am I watching this, I can't stop
Me too
When the world needed her most, she returned
Why does this have no replies
real.
Real😜
Fr
we must thank our asmr queen
"Our first big booty baddie is the muffin man" had me rolling☠
Lol same 😂
😂
"A diamond in the roof."
Same 😂
Bro brought out the washbuckling, scurvy having, argggg saying emoticon
I swear every maya video is a fever dream
10:32 - *_"Handsome Elf-Man Maya can't hurt you. She's not real."_*
Handsome Elf-Man Maya:
BRUH
She’s THE asmr queen. So funny and gives me tingles.
Love you queen!
Gets so much funnier when you realize the extra is her mom 😭😭
THATS HER MOM? God bless her soul. My mom wouldve have thrown me a chancla if she saw me acting like an idiot lmao
That's surprising. You wouldn't think she'd be willing to after the time Maya broke that table/desk
@@loretohidalgo3533same...AND I'M FKN IRISH *throws table*
When the mom its just checking her phone 😭😭😭😭
RIGHTTTT
I really hope that this was someone's first ASMR experience💀
Calming and hilarious💀💀💀
As someone who doesnt watch asmr this is definetly my first time doing it willingly 😭
@@GloopyCowScoopssame
It is😅
This is my first asmr vid-
😂😂
i didn’t know i needed to see lord farquaad singing to sleep token omg
and the summoning at that 😭
4:14 “WHAT CAN I SIGN TO GET HIM BANNED?”😂😂😂😂
Creators like you is what make me keep coming back to the internet and not going completely offline. This is the shit I live for
Felt that
I am honored tysm 🛐
A diamond in a pile of shit fr
@@MayaWinkyASMR you rise above the rest my friend 👌🏼 glad someone with the same name as me is representing this well 🔥🔥😮💨 Maya gang unite 🔥
𝙁𝙧𝙛𝙧
This was my first ASMR experience, and I’m not disappointed 💀💀💀
this is my second 💀
first nd second is crazy .
@@Akioz229bruh and this is my uh yeah I hope you count
@@emptyhad2571 wym?..
my first & final lol
“AND PREETY SWAG, AND SHE LISTENS TO SLEEP TOKENNNN” my favorite line🥹🥹🥹🥹
Yk as a Sleepy Token fan I gotta say, her singing was definitely on point 😍
Mother has gifted us with more ASMR 😍
YESS❤❤❤
FRRR
YEEESSS❤
FRR
It has not been Asmr from the start it was just comedy LOL
Honestly I keep cringing at all her vids but that’s fun …
bye she’s so creative😭 how does she come up w these?😭😭😭
drugs.. KIDDING
Literally😭
YOUR PFP 💀💀💀💀
unresolved trauma 😍☺️
@@arizona_101 🤭🤭🤭
HER BEST VIDEO SO FAR 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 I COULD WATCH THIS ON REPEAT AND NEVER GET BORED OF IT🖐️😭
through out this video i no longer cant breath of how comedic is this video
Winky mom being the mirror guard with a mop is perfection
😭😭😭😭
I JUST SAW AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Poor thing needa break, she's having to use a mop as a defense 😭
@@StevieMcKenna10"POOR THING" IM CACKLINGG
@@StevieMcKenna10i read this in a british accent i’m crying
I don't know why the chaotic nature of these asmr videos is so soothing.
Plus her mom doing this video with her
I think the chaotic unexpectedness is soothing because it’s kind of distracting and sucks you in. My brain couldn’t think about anything except what I was watching.
@@wh0o40Who’s her mom?
@@MFsecret1the guard haha
Shes pretty swag.. and She listens to sleep token😻😻😻 flying for no reason:
Hi
The pause at the beginning really got me
the amount of work she puts into these is so admirable bc this is literally amazing
show stopping even
7:10
I’m so glad markiplier is getting noticed in the asmr community ❤️
Edit: I love how seeing the markiplier lord farquad meme is a universal experience 💀
Why hasn't this comment blown up yet omg xD I almost choked
REAL
HELP OMG-
HELP
LMAO
I’ve watched this thing an embarrassing amount of time to the point I recognise the few changes from the original upload around December and now, and I’m soooooooooo happy I can re watch and get new things, hilarious and talented oh yes
The only makeup and/or asmr person I’ve ever watched and/or liked!!
Well, no shit. How are you going to like something you don’t watch?
the attention to detail in this one is CRAZY…the costume and makeup and the mirror dude NOT TO MENTION FARQUAADS CHIN is 100% on point (get it…lol) scarily impressive. what a talent
You can see the line
@@cassandracrusoe8052i doesn’t matter. the fact that she did that chin is really impressive
Idek how she does this without bursting out laughing every five seconds 😭
cuts are a thing ig lol
@@itz_girliepops yes but I would take hours js to make one clip
@@LemonShark_Official true lol
REAL
i burst out laughing every 5 seconds😭😭😭
What is thissss😭😭😭 swear full of energy and personality
this is the funest thing I've seen in a while
I love that her mom is so supportive and the way that she acted as the guard
THAT WAS HER MOM?
@@-girly_pop-Fr?
@@-girly_pop-yes😭
WTF HER MOM IS THE BEST
I just logged on to TH-cam. And then first video I see is this. This has been beyond traumatizing, I think I will go watch the shrek movie now 💃
This is by far the most impressive work of art I’ve seen in my life
YEAH AND THE ANGLES R COOL
well then go a see a doctor
@@ralfku4280 😭
@@ralfku4280no
I love her so much she make my day better
YOURE MY FAV TH-camR LIKE FR, YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
The script, the plot, the costumes, the acting, the editing. Sensational
Yes.
It's really not
@@juanurena87 ok, man👍 too bad i didnt ask
@@juanurena87does this video look like it's meant to be top tier film awards type shit
@@jasonyoung712 I agree with this a lot actually
Her mom is so iconic doing this with her😌
FAX AND I LOVE HER ENERGY LIKE OML
Fr
She definitely got her humor from her mom 😂
Where?
@@Lilly-rr1iz she was the guard
This is my favorite video. I watch this every night to help me sleep
Me and my friends are addicted to your videos and they are a perfect source of hilariousness I hope you take that as a good thing! If I were to sort ASMR channels yours would be in the comedy section( that is a good thing)! Thank you for all of these lovely videos!
How she manages to look exactly like any character she’s playing absolutely amazes me.
Also 10/10 made me cry from fear and traumatised me for life
I love how her mom gets in on her shenanigans 🤣
Yeah same. 😂
WHY 2.5K LIKES AND ONLY ONE COMMENT💀 IG ILL BE SECOND
Maya never fails to make me laugh and feel happy
this is that video i'll never get tired of watching.
Why is it so high quality? This is the funniest, lowkey tingly, and well made asmr I've ever watched.
this is literally so unfunny lil bro
@@pompom1006ain't no way you just said lil bro
Then don't watch it @@pompom1006 💀
@@pompom1006humor is subjective lil bro
@@pompom1006”lil bro” 🤓🤓🤓 I bet your 12
even tho her asmr does not relax me but my goodness is it a special treat every single time. 😭
Whatttchuu mean?? I’m so relaxed and a bit frightened,💀😭 maybe a lot😭😭😰
@@YeeHaww like it does i mean it doesn’t make me fall asleep, but that’s now a lie. i fell asleep to this vid last night 😭
yeah im trying to watch it without half falling asleep@@_joslynjohnson
THIS GIRL MAKES HER VIDS FUNNY, RELAXING AND WELL EDITED..
TEACH ME :sobbb:
I love ASMR and i love unhinged this is perfect!
I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS BUT THIS IS AMAZING
75 LIKES??? WHAT IS HAPPENING HELP
@@Gozgooberhappy 300
@@bulleteevee9134 This is actually crazy
@@Gozgoober happy 427
THANK YOUU ❤️
"you need a whole new wig 😒" "excuse me ? 🤨 This is not a wig i was blessed by my mommy 🥰" that part always gets me 😭 (ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU MAYAAA YOU ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE)
What when is that
@@loladiggs99512:50
12:52
2.2K likes but 3 comments? Lemme fix that
Yoink! 🧑🦲
this is the slayyest thing that i've watched
Omg, I couldn’t help but smile because of how funny this was 😄😂
“You need a whole new transformation”
“You need a whole new wig”
“Excuse me I was blessed by my mummy” THAT PART HAD ME HAVE THE SILENT LAUGH
I read this comment as that part of the video played lol
12:53
SAME
As the 1000th liker of this comment, I can agree.
wasnt it "holy transformation"?
Idk who tf let this girl cook but she combined humor and asmr together in a way nobody has ever done😭😭😭✋
I love every single part of it
@mayawinkyASMR i love ur videos your so funny , you always make my day !
I don’t know whether to fall asleep cause of the amazing tingles or watch every single video Maya has made lol, they are so funny and entertaining.
Same 😂
My fave channel so far
The editing is so good she needs a Grammy 🎉
Imagine trying to sleep and you put on a asmr playlist and this is the first thing that pops up
LMAO STOP😭
the bell at 3:54 - youre WIDE awake LOL
Literally happened with me RN I'm scared
Fr lmao
funny you say that-
MAMA WINKY AS THE GUARD IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME! LOVE YOU MAYA
literally cracking up so hard at mama winky dancing in the club😂
is that not her mom TOT
yeah that's why they said mama winky
@@hearts2han2 I'm so blind HAHA maya and mama ToT
PLSS she got so into character too, I was shaking the camera sm cuz I was laughing so hard. She was determined to guard that castle 🫡
She needs to make a part two!!! ❤
i dont know whats happening in these videos half the time but it gives me motivation 2 draw n i love it
I watch ASMR videos to help me stay calm and go to sleep but Maya’s ASMR has me CACKLING and DYING 😂😂
Like I'm meant to sleep 😂😂😂
If u enjoy comedy asmr u should check out 'megan Dominque asmr' out. Its not as aggressive but the storylines and "dialogues" r comedic as hell😂😂😂
I LOVE HER HUMOR!!. She reminds me of early youtube days. Just youtubers having fun
This is the opposite of humor..
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvwhats your humor then?
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvI get incel vibes from u
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvidk how to feel about your humor
@@JohnSmith-bw6pv why are you watching it then
I started watching this girl cuz I saw her in my tiktok fyp AND I LOVE HER ALREADY😍👍
I luv this am obsessed 🎉🎉🎉
This is my first introduction to this woman. Safe to say I'm subscribing asap.
Same
I as well, despite the confusion and natural concern.
@@samuelgarcia-qf6lxnatural concern 😂
Me too😂
This is one of the funniest cosplay performances I’ve ever seen. Please bring Farquaad back in another video! We need a sequel please!
Yes😂
Yes we need one
Fr 😂😂 i can't
I need to watch this over and over again XD
NOT THE WIG SNATCH 💀
I love you when you always make me laugh
I really enjoyed watching your videos 😊😂
12:56
“ excuse me😒this is not a wig😡I was blessed by my mummy-🙄”
Wig snatched 😍
*Awkward silence.*
FIRST
*cricket noise* 🦗
*Makeup noises*
got some froggies here, TO BLEND THIS OUT 💅💅💅💅😜😛💸💸🤭
Wtf her wig
Maya Winky is the only person who actually makes me happy, like this girl actually has HUMOUR, sign me up rn..😭😭
The mirror is iconic 💀❤️
I love the wig part
I'm surprised she's never done "The Mask". I think she can pull off the expressions really well
Agreed😊
I love how she is being funny, talking normal voice volume, and using loud sounds but giving us tingles at the same time
I see
😮😮😮😮😮😮
The you need a holl new wig got me😂
Why i dont get bored of this 😂❤
The best vid so far
Ok mad respect to her- she had a straight face on the whole time😭
Be real that was not straight
@@T.O.A.S.T.E.R.D.A.D.be real if that was me I’d Burt out loud multiple times and trying to hold my laughter in
fr
@@T.O.A.S.T.E.R.D.A.D.”guess who… EHEHEHE!”
12:57 "this is not a wig, i was blessed by my mommy." words from a legend
Is the eyes for me lol
Wig: snatched
*everyone In Shock*
She took his mommy's blessing.
Lol
This is what i watch at 3:00 AM 😂😂😂 i literally love this video 😂❤
NOT DARYL AS THE KNIGHT- ✋
this isnt even asmr at this point its just chaotic love and humor 😂
Maya truly makes art like no other
AND THE EDITING IS SO VERY COOL
Fr
Ur my fav makeup idol. ✨✨
nahhh u got a new sub for this one 👏🏼👏🏼✨
This is way more entertaining at 3 am than i was expecting it to be
Me rn at 3am watching this 😂 masterpiece of a asmr
Literally 1 am rn and I can't look away 🥲
Same
I just started watching her and I love her attitude
"I was bless my my mommmy " wig snatched had me laughing so hard
WHEN??
@@IdklollolEyestoeyes12:54
That part was made a meme
12:27
Eu simplesmente amo a Maya demais!!!❤Maya, you have fans in Brazil!!! ❤
She is my spirit animal
Those blue eye lenses somehow manage to make her look even more insane and i’m here for it
You know it's going to be an instant classic when Maya accidentally knocks the phone over
Fr😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's what makes her iconic ❤️
That actually made me sleep for 12h :D thanks❤
No ‘cause this is iconic for absolutely no reason.