Ok so the next Metallica album will have this song on it: "forgot the song made a new career overused." I don't know and Dave jokes or wah jokes, so I had to improvise.
"I wonder if Doris is a really deep song about his grandma that he lost and everyone makes fun of it anyway" Jared you just described Helena by My Chemical Romance
Me: Hey bro. I just found this sick doom metal band. I have been listening to them for hours! You have to check them out. Friend: Oh cool! Can you give me some good albums? Me: Albums?! I just got through the first song.
@@sir.luckispuckinewman6563 thanks man. I found it about a week ago and cant stop listening to it. Though, I'm a little disappointed that BREEEEE isnt in the lyric video
for anyone wondering. Doris Yeh is the name of an iconic female bassist who plays for Chthonic. A Taiwanese black metal band who's pretty famous all over Europe and Asia except for China.
Quitting smoking is awesome. I was a two and half pack a day guy, and I'm 50. Got my vape. No smokes for two months, didn't miss it at all. Keep going, amigo!
All the people who are whining saying Jared has changed and is turning into a reaction channel need to release the vice grip from their balls. He said that hes adding these kinds of videos into the mix to change it up. Although some more " If ______ were metal" videos would be awesome man!
One of my co workers at Walmart where i used to work was like 87 years old and her name was Doris. After that song came out that's all I could think of when I would look at her
LMFAO!!!! The Skyrim references had me.. "I used to listen to Amon Amarth but then I took an arrow to the knee" And that Dimebag Darrell meme....that's so sad and funny at the same time. lol
There was a band, called Mayhen , its the band the video of ManUNkind of Metallica portrays , that guy basically burnt down a Church and killed his band member and did some bad stuff... bad stuff
xMElpx the first one is vaarg vikernes a black metal band member who burned some churches where he lived and the teehee rex is from the new suicide silence song called Doris, just listen to the chorus
Had to scroll really far down the comments to find someone willing to ask for 2:00 to be explained lol. Though I was gonna have to take the hit myself, funny meme... actually makes sense with context lol. The fast travel one is so clever and funny, but very sad at same time - I admit it was same for me, didn't make sense the 1st time...then I read replies and realised where the pic was taken and instantly the penny dropped and I'm all "HA!!! Wait, noooo, that's so wrong...hehe...I can't believe someone said that! Hehehe....that is so wrong...hahaha...I shouldn't be laughing...hahaha...why am I laughing at this...hahahaha"
I'm looking forward when the scientists testing the dangers of the vape gets done and announces that it's really hazardous and really dangerous and you should totally not vape.
Varg, the bassist for the black metal band Mayhem is the guy in the pic. A scheme was plotted by the guitarist in the band. That scheme was to burn down multiple churches in order for the black metal scene to be seen as more serious, and dark. Varg then bragged about said burnings on a blog post. He would later kill that guitarist, and the pic was taken at the sentencing. He was sentenced to 20 years, only served 15. He is now out, and still making music.
Suicide Silence memes are funny.
I guaranteehee it.
Timothy McKane Let's be real Eddhee is a pretty good vocalist :)
Timothy McKane lmafo
LMFAO sorry
k I'm done I'm out
Timothy McKane I agree...Hee?
Jared Dines:
Says Ellen Djenteres meme is dead, laughs at spongegar...
Ben Coleman lolol
I like Jonestown mourning too (your profile pic)
Teehee
jared we get it, you vape
Foganewgon VN
Yeah, why would question his sexuality you racist?
ItsGeofry ThatsMe sexuality isnt a race. your joke failed beyond belief so i now assume your gender and question your sexuality! Sir!
Foganewgon, Love the avatar
Foganewgon i
feel like I'm watching pewdiepie but with metal
Yes 🤣
Meme 👏 review 👏
Pewdiedines
Devil's horn fist?
that prank call was staged.
if not it is the best thing ever and deserves more recognition
frank unodostres who.did he called tho
The guy on the phone sounded like Tony, one of the guitarists in Rest, Repose
he called Tony
it was tony.
frank unodostres it was anthony c aka tony
how to make a metallica name
*Lars joke*
*Dave joke*
*Wah joke*
Jones Fan also YEAH and table jokes
No warning, no second chance
And Fuel jokes
Ok so the next Metallica album will have this song on it: "forgot the song made a new career overused." I don't know and Dave jokes or wah jokes, so I had to improvise.
@@chito651 Making memes about this line is CRUELY AND SHOULD BE FORBIDDEN
"I wonder if Doris is a really deep song about his grandma that he lost and everyone makes fun of it anyway"
Jared you just described Helena by My Chemical Romance
weirdlystrange2000 well shit.
@@Seth-hc2bj I'm the one emo who is here and that's how I feel
@@therenofficial you are not alone
You are not alone or ok (trust me)
That’s immediately what I thought of too!
When the guy on the phone was clearly tony
Erik Harper I fr heard that
Erik Harper bro it had to have been
It had to be.
Thats exactly what I thought haha
Came to say this
I used to listen to Amon Amarth but then I took a thousand burning arrows to the knee
Jacob Trull I'm Raise My Horn for ya'
you will be avenged brother! together we will protect the walls of a Asgard!
you will be avenged brother! together we will protect the walls of a Asgard!
Amon Amarth is never out dated brother, we shall throw all opposed on a sea of blood
The brotheeheerhood is gathered
Their faces as hard as stone
They have come to take farewell
In silence theehee mourn
The "Call of Dutee hee" one got me
I read this as soon as jared read it.
Same
Me: Hey bro. I just found this sick doom metal band. I have been listening to them for hours! You have to check them out.
Friend: Oh cool! Can you give me some good albums?
Me: Albums?! I just got through the first song.
This deserves more love XD
I've listened to a like 30 minute doom metal song once. I had a buddy really into those super long songs
@@BigRawb666 Dopesmoker. That is all.
me, being a Doom metal fan
"Things rummers say in the studio" Nice work Jared
My favorite meme was the audioblocks one
Adam Engle omg😂
mine was the patrick Eddie Hermida one
Damn that Dimebag meme...
@Tre Turner Dimebag was shot by a fan onstage. So the meme is horrible and fucked up
1:57 "brojob wont have shit on that" how about we called it a RainBOWJOB?
More like DIOjob, I'll see myself out.
I appreciate this too much. Maybe cause I'm in love with Rainbow.
His hand became one hell of a holy diver
'I think I made a new friend'~Jared Dines, 2k17
Jared you're actually adorable 😂😋
Even after reaching 1 million subscribers, he still uses earphones
I dont get it
Hes bassicly saying that he should be rich since he has 1 million subs, and is suprised that he doesnt have like beats or something
JackHurtsLeg why does it matter
It doesnt which is why I didnt get it and also why im annoyed I even asked.
JackHurtsLeg it doesnt matter if he wears diamond encrusted dna headphones or 2 dollar earbuds from a convenience store, its called preference
you got Amy Shumer'd by Glenn
Jason sounds like Tony..... I think it’s fake
no shit
It is tony
All four of you are wrong it's Ron Jeremy
fake news
Jared u fake
You are so humble Jared and treat your fans so well. Thanks dude.
8:42 BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What song is that? I feel really stupid not knowing
Omega Studios Disillusion in a discordant System by Acrania. Let me know what you thought of it.
@@sir.luckispuckinewman6563 thanks man. I found it about a week ago and cant stop listening to it. Though, I'm a little disappointed that BREEEEE isnt in the lyric video
for anyone wondering. Doris Yeh is the name of an iconic female bassist who plays for Chthonic.
A Taiwanese black metal band who's pretty famous all over Europe and Asia except for China.
breathe in the meme, breathe out the meme
be the meme
Vape the meme
Much respect bro. Thank you for your sense of humor and taste in music.
your nose is perfect
Quitting smoking is awesome. I was a two and half pack a day guy, and I'm 50. Got my vape. No smokes for two months, didn't miss it at all. Keep going, amigo!
And the only prescription is more cowbell.
I bet that every time Suicide Silence has a concert, the entire crowd chants, "TEEHEE!"
soft and neat
Aidan Cook Protip!
THE PHANDOM IS EVERYWHERE IM SO PROUD
P R O T I P
" I can hear him dan ..he's getting closer "
pitorp
"I think I just made a new friend" that's how fast it's going! Just call!
I feel like the prank call was staged
same bruh
Josh Moore It sounds alot like Tony
99% sure it was - sounded a lot like Tony, a friend of his.
hiriize Gaming just stop ur stolen meme
hiriize Gaming bro im de legit most legitement legitness Robbie rotten role player yt account broo
"things rummers say in the studio"
All the people who are whining saying Jared has changed and is turning into a reaction channel need to release the vice grip from their balls. He said that hes adding these kinds of videos into the mix to change it up. Although some more " If ______ were metal" videos would be awesome man!
Rip Stephan hawking, dead again in 2018
"Tóth Sándor and ... People liked it"
HMMM AZ A MAGYAR BEFIGYEL
the dimebag one was fucked up lol
So now you are the pewdiepie of metal , nice jared.
I laughed more than I should have in 10:21 and tears actually started coming out of my eyes
The same guy did the artwork for both ADTR and I Prevail
i fucked lost it when you did the "tee hee" on the phone and the dude died laughing XDDD
5:27 that moment when the memer becomes the meme. .
I still have a red keyboard piano just like 2:44. Gimme a couple minutes, I'm sending NuclearBlast a few samples.
I can't tell if Jared Dines looks more like Gollum or Tobey Maguire.
That video right there is the SHIT Jared! Seriously I'm so gonna be needing Audioblocks in the future. Thx X1000
His fake laughing puts me off, stop trying to please us, you already pleased us before. Don't put it on.
Thanks for showing one of the memes I made for you man! :D
Monday will make 2 weeks since I quit smoking. I feel you, dude.
I love how there is that royalty free ukulele music in the back for those first few minutes
"I'm totally not becoming a react channel!"
The DimeBag meme hit me right in the feels...
My grandmas name was doris best women Ive ever known.
One of my co workers at Walmart where i used to work was like 87 years old and her name was Doris. After that song came out that's all I could think of when I would look at her
Can someone explain the "you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby" meme?
Travis Mounts dimebag Darrel was shot onstage by a former Marine who was schizophrenic on December 8th 2004 thats a picture from that show.
Oooh, the first thing I thought it might have to do with was the Paris bombing while Eagles of Death Metal was playing.
Travis Mounts ok
Bruno Leal well shit.....
That was fucked up
LMFAO!!!! The Skyrim references had me..
"I used to listen to Amon Amarth but then I took an arrow to the knee"
And that Dimebag Darrell meme....that's so sad and funny at the same time. lol
a day to remember>i prevail
I literally fell out of my seat cracking up at the last one while laying on the ground all over my guitar cables, laughing in pain while in pain 😂😂
Now we need TEEHEEM FORTRESS TOO
That Dimebag meme is the best thing I've seen in this year. I literally ROFL'd. Thank you.
Finding Doris
teehee
@@snakesinalaska we found her
That last one with Phil Bozeman and the kid from Toy Story really got me
well that phone call was staged
2:35 When you're pretty sure Dave is actually your spirit animal.
The phone call had me dying
jared its so nice to see that you like polyphia , they are my favorite band and i hope to see them again , tight af to see them get noticed
Where can I find that Motionless & White one? That was SO wrong!
Jared seems like the kind of guy who would own a vape stick.
Somebody explain the church disappear one
There was a band, called Mayhen , its the band the video of ManUNkind of Metallica portrays , that guy basically burnt down a Church and killed his band member and did some bad stuff... bad stuff
Bruce Lee google Varg Vikernes
Tenebrae thanks bud
that's Varg from Burzum.
that's Varg Vikernes, a norwegian black metal artist who murdered his "competition" and burned down several churches.
I LOVE these meme vids! I am laughing so hard I am crying, great stuff Jared! Bring on some more of that dank memery!
tee hee or not tee hee😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Check out my new metalcore band it's called Motionless&White" I Love this😂
We get it YOU VAPE
Everytime he says "memes" my face crumples more.
I just realized that Eddie is following u on Instagram #teehee
that dime bag meme was so good, killed me
my grandma's name is Doris and she's 82
mine too, but she's 93, top that fucker.
@@smokinjoeee mine's dead. Top that.
Big oof
0:14
Jared didn’t just hit the vape, he kicked it in the nuts!
Can someone explain 2:00 and 3:09 ?
xMElpx the first one is vaarg vikernes a black metal band member who burned some churches where he lived and the teehee rex is from the new suicide silence song called Doris, just listen to the chorus
Naa, i mean the one after the Teeheerex. But thankgs tho
xMElpx ah, that one is from dimebag Darrel in the concert when some freak killed him and shot other people in that concert
Oh shit.....Well, still funny
Had to scroll really far down the comments to find someone willing to ask for 2:00 to be explained lol. Though I was gonna have to take the hit myself, funny meme... actually makes sense with context lol. The fast travel one is so clever and funny, but very sad at same time - I admit it was same for me, didn't make sense the 1st time...then I read replies and realised where the pic was taken and instantly the penny dropped and I'm all "HA!!! Wait, noooo, that's so wrong...hehe...I can't believe someone said that! Hehehe....that is so wrong...hahaha...I shouldn't be laughing...hahaha...why am I laughing at this...hahahaha"
"Let's check Deathcore Memes" - it only took one
Is that dude on the phone Tony? :D
Johan Hegg's version of the arrow to the knee joke "I took an arrow to the knee, you should see the other guy"
Inhale the memes. Exhale the memes. Inject the memes onto your bloodstream. Their are good memes. Their are bad memes. Why has God abandoned us.
1:20 Johan Hegg actually has an arrow in his knee in the music video for "At Dawn's First Light."
Can somone explain that "You cannot fast travel (...)" meme to me?
Jan Czasak that Guy got killed at the concert and the fast travel when enemy's are nearby is a thing from fallout I think
Plazma Masta from skyrim
Because dimebag darrel was shot on stage
That Jason sounds literally like Tony. You don't fool me Jarvin!
I'm looking forward when the scientists testing the dangers of the vape gets done and announces that it's really hazardous and really dangerous and you should totally not vape.
the phone call thing killed me😂😂
i'm proud you are quitting smoking
3:20 I started listening to I Prevail some time ago, then I saw theirs and ADTR's album covers and I was like "wait..."
2 years later they toured together...
You're like that one kid who finds a joke funny and then keeps reusing it over and over
That's me in a nutshell lol
She Mullet he’s not like that kid
He is that kid
7:33 JARED YOU SOUND LIKE A HECKING VILLAGER FROM MINECRAFT IM LOSING IT AHAHA
Welcome to the Jared Dines meme videos, where we read and analyze the entire meme to reach 10 minutes to get the max ad revenue
Haha the phone guy and Sid being middle school era Bozeman. Good shit.
BroFist Pewds! Eh sorry wrong video.
Markiplier is better
Sushikh Bose Fuck that
Josh_ Wright no. Mark is better than pewds. Accept it.
I'm not saying pewds is bad. Its just that Mark is better
Kids.
dang Jared your editing skills are pretty dankalicious
Wow, Jared. Now you only need to copyright the word "Reaction"
I fucking lost it at the "Meanwhile, backstage at the Grammys" one with Dave Mustaine having the plug pulled out of the wall.
Can someone explain the "churches hate him" meme
Basically hes the vocalist for a black metal band and he got charged with murder and burning down a few churches
Varg, the bassist for the black metal band Mayhem is the guy in the pic. A scheme was plotted by the guitarist in the band. That scheme was to burn down multiple churches in order for the black metal scene to be seen as more serious, and dark. Varg then bragged about said burnings on a blog post. He would later kill that guitarist, and the pic was taken at the sentencing. He was sentenced to 20 years, only served 15. He is now out, and still making music.
Man, this is VERY different 4 years later
oh shit you vape tho? nice me too :d lets scream out some clouds
i am too doing it to quit smoking but if JD wants to have a vape sesh and cuddle after Ill prob be down
Dom Lang yo I'll come for the cuddles
Dom Lang c r i n g e
A T T E N T I O N
I almost died when be said "WERE NOT IN DROP C ANYMORE, WERE NoT iN dRoP c"