I´m from Spain and I usually get mostly of your speech, but the subtittles are such a great detail for these types of videos. Gran vídeo, mejores subtítulos. Do more of this stuff, dude
Fantastic! People looking at me like crazy now cause im on the train laughing. The smell of beer is not helping me look better either but thank you guys! Regards from Sweden
What do Super models do when they get tired but still have to continue the photo shoot? Rest,Repose What does the guitarist for Daddy Rock do when he’s hungry? Jared Dines
Jared, you better hope Austin doesn't see this. He'll get pissy about you cheating on him. I can hear him now, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, TRADING METAL JOKES WITH TONY. PREPOSTEROUS!"
@@Sally.C The drummer, Scott, literally left a comment on Jared's Instagram thanking him for making fun of his nose. So people really need to chill now that they know the drummer approves.
Conversation between 2 metalheads -Bro wtf with those neihbors. What the hell are they doin all day? Sounds like they peg nails in the walls or something -No dude..its just a metal boy. I met him yesterday and he told me that he is into metal music too.Actually he apologized for the loud music during the day. -Music? What music? Is this shit noise music?? -Then he told me that his favorite song is St. Anger
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Jared Dines respond me pleeaaaaaase c:
Jared, don't respond to that guy. But for real, the mastodon joke was fucking great.
have the roast competition ended....
Jared Dines god u are sad. You steal a stolen video idea from PewDiePie.
Jared Dines
Check 16:00 and up. I think i posted this on your FB. It's got some coo edge triplet work. I got a few Iron Maiden style riffs
Know what I use to sweeten my coffee?
Meshuggah
Underratedd
HA
Tony was really getting some mileage out of those necrophilia jokes...
720 likes and *now* 1 comment
832 and two comments
841 and three comments
Iron...made-in...China...😁😂😁😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁
Definitely the best one
Maiden is just an anagram for Made-In
"Thigh art is murder" is actually pretty clever haha
can someone please explain? I didn't get this one
@@uwu9272 Thy Art Is Murder is an Aussie Deathcore Band
@@Emil_Stoltz ah i haven't listened to em, I'll check em out
@@uwu9272 They're amazing. I highly recommend their songs Holy War and Make America Hate Again
@@Emil_Stoltz thank you for the recommendation
I had a friend who ran a pet store in his pub.
They called him
Master of pub pets.
Greg Jonson You should have used other synonyms for pet and pub in the first sentence. That way you don't give away the answer.
Can you give an example for non native English speakers?
@@ChaosToRule critters and bar
@@norgepalm7315 You must be murican then. A pub is the place you go to and when you are in the pub you go up to the bar to buy drinks.
@@ChaosToRule You could use 'inn' instead. That's more European, though 'in his inn' sounds a bit silly.
How is this desk like Suicide Silences Career?
It goes up when Jared pushes it
alias_me now thats funny
It's true
Who wrote the jingle for Planned Parenthood's new commercial?
Infant Annihilator.
jesus lmao
Fucking hell 😂 thats dark
Brutal 😂☠️
I was hoping you'd say "Aborted."
Drew P. Weiner Ah fuck, that would've been better.
The pearl jam one caught me off guard
I didn't get it
@@PlasmidJunkie bust a nut=ejaculation
And the Upon a Burning Body
God these jokes are terrible
I LIKE IT
Love this shit
The Job For A Cowboy one got me
Upon A Burning Body fuckn got me XDDD
dude I laughed with this comment more than the video hahaha
Mr. Metalhorse same here
Thigh art is murder
thank you
Djared Djines
What's up with Tony and necrophilia jokes, do we need to be concerned 😂
"Yeah these are not from the internet"
Subtitles: "Yeah these aren't funny at all"
... I see what you did there lol
Mihail Georgescu I was looking for someone else who saw this!
Yeah, and that's probably the best joke in the whole video
Mihail Georgescu true that
lmao
Charlie Whelan only everyone who watched it
The After the Burial joke killed me
The upon a burning body killed was the one to get me
6:31 how did Jared get two points? Cheeeaaater!
He laughed at 10 points but it didn't add on to the score
Meh, he lost anyway :)
Because tony laughed before he told the joke completely
"Why's this desk like suicide silence's career?"
It's not metal
Slime Lord Senju OH SHIT
Good one
Slime Lord Senju shots fired
Cleverrr
It's flat...
skrattar du, Ffff...oh wrong channel
Lol
NICO NICO NIIIIII
haha!
What do new parents get when they forget to change their baby's diaper? A Cradle of Filth....
🎉🎉🎉😊
0:33 "yeah these are not funny at all" hahahah
But Tony actually says "Yeah, these are not from the internet"
"What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?.......Korn"
That joke is so good and yet so....korny
It would've been the worst if instead of Korn, he had said Jason Becker.
#imgoingtohell
Leave
"What do you call someone who eats ass?" "Gross" LOL
I got more bang then Kurt Cobain's brain! Uhhh
Noose Dog *than
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Thigh art is murder. Beautiful
Skrattar du?... *FÖRLORAR DU*
Mathias Sjodin maneeeeeee
Manneeeeeeeen
Did you laugh? Or did you lose?
Høres liksom ikke like bra ut på svensk
Sisterfister
I love how they both laughed at the first joke.
Keep it up with the do not laugh challenges they are really funny
Thigh art is murder. the best fucking joke in the video
Pearl Jam
What do you call a priest scuba diving?
Holy Diver
What is faster than a laser bullet?
Painkiller
“What do you call Jeffrey Dahmer after he buys a metal zone?”
“Cannibal Corpse”
"what do you call somebody who eats ass?"
I laughed before the punchline XD
I was thinking limp biscuit when they said the shitty rapper and metal band joke.
DEMON HUNTER!!!
Yves Heinrich I AM SOMEONE TO HATE!!!!
Yeah, same
+Mathew Gonzalez Argh!!! The Gauntlet!
No shit. Thought the same
I´m from Spain and I usually get mostly of your speech, but the subtittles are such a great detail for these types of videos.
Gran vídeo, mejores subtítulos. Do more of this stuff, dude
Fantastic! People looking at me like crazy now cause im on the train laughing. The smell of beer is not helping me look better either but thank you guys! Regards from Sweden
Iron made-in China killed me
Guess we'll call you *DjentDiePie*
I immediately knew what the answer to the Bruce Dickinson joke was going to be 😂
_What do Jews and metalheads have in common?_
_They both prefer the old _*_Testament_*
Old news.
Should be Jews not Catholics
this was a joke form the last one, and it is also wrong.... Jews prefer the old testament...
how did this trash comment get 107 likes in an hour
That's pretty accurate, Catholics are for the old Testament too, they were doing crusades and other violent stuff, which Jesus is not approving
The "Upon A Burning Body" joke has got to be the absolute darkest one I've heard out of all these.
6:32, Jared you cheater !
\m/ why aren't there more comments about this?
you should make more of these videos. you two are really funny together.
Thigh art is murder!!
Tony's jokes got me.... I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time
Merry Christmas people
Merry Christmas.
That last one was absolute gold!
IRON MADE-IN CHINA
THIS IS THE DANKIEST IRON MAIDEN JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD
There were some pretty good ones in here. I'm impressed.
I felt physical pain from not laughing at "Pearl Jam"
holy fuck this video was so good
Thigh Art Is Murder, I'm dead
5:22 They just laughed together. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jared's laughter make my day!
djokes
We need more of these I'm crying right now!
Did you laugh or did you lose? Skrattar duuuu?
Forlorar duuuu
zeJaRe MANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Definitely the best one on the entire internet
What do Super models do when they get tired but still have to continue the photo shoot?
Rest,Repose
What does the guitarist for Daddy Rock do when he’s hungry?
Jared Dines
The mastodon one got me
You mentioned two sacramento venues in this video “ace of spades” and “holy diver”
What do you call a clown from ancient Rome?
Circus Maximus
Nice shit man keep it up
Green Scott G oh yea
Iron Maiden joke blew me away :D
Metal Pewdiepie!!!
when he talked about a metal band and a rapper I legit thought he was gonna say "now we have Body Count"
God these jokes are fucking gold i needed that laugh 😂
The part where Jared praises the desk is the best part of the video
Jared, you better hope Austin doesn't see this. He'll get pissy about you cheating on him. I can hear him now, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, TRADING METAL JOKES WITH TONY. PREPOSTEROUS!"
“Iron Made-In China.”
Lmao 😂
Can't Jared just sit in front of his laptop and make fun of the Judas Priest drummer's nose again? :D
*Desideria Prehn* You mean the video that everybody hated and claimed that it wasn't "what we subscribed for"?
It's impossible to please you people.
SaintSentry People should stop bitching around
@@Sally.C The drummer, Scott, literally left a comment on Jared's Instagram thanking him for making fun of his nose. So people really need to chill now that they know the drummer approves.
What’s a skater’s favorite genre?
Grindcore
what do you call the Westboro baptist church?
Whitechapel
I'm not sorry...
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
After The Burial joke is the best
Jared's laugh is the purest thing in the world
I laughed way too hard at “Iron Made-In-China”
You guys finally mentioned the best band in the world(for me)MAIDEN?
Maiden forever.
6:25 both the joke and the way Jared said made me cry laughing😂😂😂
Deathcore Dino Dines
The ones that really got me are “favorite metal vegetable” (lol Korn😂😂😂) and thigh art is murder, good one 😂😂
What is the biggest similarity between my death metal playlist and alone time with my girlfriend?
I keep hearing the sound of suffocation
Corn is a grain though.
yes
TheBlackKnight1o1 no
It's dairy
Not High, I swear yes
TheBlackKnight1o1 *No*
The best part of this video was the lines in between the jokes "I could be playing hockey right now" :D
Lost it at "thigh art is murder"
The Amon Amarth one was brilliant! xD
"gross"
I agree
This series is one of my favorites. Please keep them coming I'm dying over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why jared points went up from 10 to 12?
I think Jared edited the video
This is solid content. Especially the ending jokes.
3:26 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!
Jared how can you be a drummer with great guitar skills which is better than normal guitarists
Onur G. Having a nice gear....
Bumper 3007 You should watch his video on the different types of guitar covers. You're in there.
Haha joe sudano type is super nice
That's why people like him are called multi instrumentalists, and I guess his first instrument was a guitar
John Foster right bro,he had be playing guitar for a long time
Haha I just kept laughing at the 1 million subscribers award on the wall,
and how you put Rob Scallon instead of your name LOL HOW DRUNK WERE YOU!??
Does the desk suppot *T A B L E* memes?
Carlos Park why'd you leave the keys upon the table!?
Can it support James Hetfield?
*T A B L E* memes are the best
I AM THE TABLE!
That Pearl Jam joke was my favorite. 😂😂😂
This video would've made more sense on the Dickeydines show :(
5:16 best joke ever made
Iron maid in China
THIGH ART IS MURDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA😹😹😹😹😹
Iron Made-In China won the Internet! :)
omg I could had expected from Jared showing his cool table xD
When demonization hits bad and you need every video to be sponsored
*ghl herm* Hey, dude's gotta eat.
What about patreon ? :D
BUT CAN YOUR TABLE DO THIS?! *leans back in chair*
Conversation between 2 metalheads
-Bro wtf with those neihbors. What the hell are they doin all day? Sounds like they peg nails in the walls or something
-No dude..its just a metal boy. I met him yesterday and he told me that he is into metal music too.Actually he apologized for the loud music during the day.
-Music? What music? Is this shit noise music??
-Then he told me that his favorite song is St. Anger
I like that, nice one XD
Nice to hear that dude ;))
Damn, a sponsored bit that I’m actually interested in