Jared, at this point, you yourself are a meme *EDIT:* I actually watched this video and realized that you obviously know you're a meme. So i need a new comment. If this video gets 15,000 likes by the end of the month, I'll start a kickstarter so we can fund a meme-venture through the U.S. for you, only it's not really a meme-venture. It's a trip to the dentist.
I literally watched your "channel direction" video and immediately clicked on this cuz I KNEW it had a sponsor in it. Jared, holy shit, as soon as you got real saying "I do these cause I need to make money and with youtube it's the easiest at the moment" I GAINED so much respect. I never thought you were becoming a reaction channel, but the honesty was mind blowing coming from someone who was around for all the CSGO gambling controversy (Buncha streamers lied about sponsors/ownership). Mad respect for your content, and character.
Jared uploaded this while I was standing out in the rain waiting for my ride to pick me of from the game shop it my town, the memes were worth the soaked phone.
So obsessed with Jared dines I love your videos and seeing your videos everyday make me laugh and don't listen to the people saying your reactions are fake cause as a true fan I know that you just like over reacting to funny stuff like this lol. LOVE YOU JARED 4Ever a metal head. Also last but not least Tee-Hee
Jar-ed of Dines, like Jar of Dimes?! Idfuckingk?! I tried damnit but idc. I'm up in the clouds [wink wink]and I thought it was funny in my head. So FUCK IT!
Great, but it would also be nice if some people also made classic metal memes. Or even old school extreme metal. Like, who else wants to see some Saxon, Queensryche, Exodus, Candlemass, Trouble, Napalm Death, etc. memes?
Honestly your impersonation of the soccer mom type that hates metal is EXACTLY like my mom. Like, she's a Christian (well I am too) but she thinks it will drift me away from my religion. Let me rephrase that: *A type of music will stop me from worshipping God.* I wish she would just open her mind a little more to it.
So, nobody's gonna read this comment because it's too long, but whatever.😃 Hi Jared, I really love your videos, all types of them,😃 and your music, it's always good to laugh, smile or just be happy and listen to music. People think I'm weird, because of the music I like, I don't really care, so I don't know else to say for this sentence. You're great, don't worry about haters, just keep doing what you love. I discovered you channel just like a week ago, I wonder where I have been all this time.😃 If my english is somehow bad, I'm sorry, it's not my native language, I'm from Czech, so greetings from Czech.😃
Why is it that just about every youtube channel that gets big, suddenly loses its ability to make the content that got it big in the first place and starts to make nothing but shitty videos?
About mosh pits and walls of death tho - When someone notices that a person stumbled into one accidentally, or was pushed (I've seen this happen a few times), they tend to react rather quick and pause until they're safely out of the way. Not always though, but most of the time. All the metalheads I've met have been super chill, down-to-earth, and secretly adorable (I swear I've heard one squeal at a video of puppy pomeranians)
Jared, we're worried about you... Ever since you... *sobs*... ever since you got hooked on memes... *starts crying* ... you changed! The memes took control over your life! We're so worried
Ok, don't hate me guys, but I literally know nothing about deathcore. I listen to mainly speed, thrash, light, and heavy metal(so basically late 70's, 80's, early 90's).
I was tired of people bashing you but dude you gotta do something original again, tired of these reaction videos and stuff, you're better than this bro come on
It seems like you just seek out his fun time videos like these and completely ignore every single other video he puts out that's original content. Do you choose not to acknowledge the band promo video? The real drummer vs computer drummer? The metal drumming video? None of those videos exist to you yet you come here and complain that he only does reaction videos...
That guy wears a Battle Robe. He's that one mage who enchants nothing but battle axes so he can chop your head off and burn the fuck out of you at the same time.
I hope you bring that fidget spinner to the next Tacoma Dome event you go to, so I can consider it a weapon and personally have you throw it in the garbage. Got-damn fidget spinners.
"I am a meme"
*Sees meme of self*
"WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE MEMES OF ME"
😂 There's memes that answer that too!!! 😎
"Im a big fan of the memes, because I am one" You sure are one, Jared.
yes
You mean Michael Cera!! xD
*partially
Regarding the harmonica at the beginning... does it Djent?
Only in C
Decipherlogic drop f#%^2
Hahaha I'm not that much of a djentman........ yet
#define Harmonica
#ifndef Harmonica
if(Harmonica == Djent)
{
return "Yeah it does but only in C";
}
Syntax error detected
that awkward moment you barely realize Jared has some fucking amazing green eyes
Ikr
Ikr 2:55
Jared and Austin's friendship is so beautiful. I love it when two dudes can be friends. They're funny as hell, too! ✌️
This is one of my favorite type of video from him lol
ayyyeeeeeeee
Jared Dines fartu masti
Jared is a living meme...
Jared, at this point, you yourself are a meme
*EDIT:* I actually watched this video and realized that you obviously know you're a meme. So i need a new comment.
If this video gets 15,000 likes by the end of the month, I'll start a kickstarter so we can fund a meme-venture through the U.S. for you, only it's not really a meme-venture. It's a trip to the dentist.
Rayene Boussetta No, actually. First Dared Jines and THEN Scob Rallon
+Rayene Boussetta definitely Dared Jines first, and has the danker comments, and the dude is almost literally everywhere I go
I hate myself because on instinct, I now say Dared Jines instead of Jared Dines.
Fuck you Dared, and your consistency
Dared Jines I thought you were Scob Rallon for a second
Jared what are you doing?
Jared staph!
0.19 - 3.53 nice song in the backgrpound )
Choco Slayc dude thats your sound xd
yours too :D
What's that song?
Damien Weston Shrezzers - Mystery
promoxyz thanks a lot!
"My sister, I mean my wife"
Nailed it
I literally watched your "channel direction" video and immediately clicked on this cuz I KNEW it had a sponsor in it. Jared, holy shit, as soon as you got real saying "I do these cause I need to make money and with youtube it's the easiest at the moment" I GAINED so much respect. I never thought you were becoming a reaction channel, but the honesty was mind blowing coming from someone who was around for all the CSGO gambling controversy (Buncha streamers lied about sponsors/ownership). Mad respect for your content, and character.
someone make a meme of Jared's nose hair 2:55
I honestly really like the reaction videos and a word to Jared I'll enjoy any content you make long as you have fun and enjoy making it
Jared's reaction to the hotdog made me laugh harder than it should XD
Jose Vega lives in my hometown! Hemet CA! Thats where my band was made
Pewdiepie of Metal 😁
\[T]/Praise the Deathcore\[T]/
dont compare him to that shit
something wrong with pew?
JvdBMultimedia evrything is wrong about pewdipie
+crona cronup
Yeah. Jared is worse.
Jared uploaded this while I was standing out in the rain waiting for my ride to pick me of from the game shop it my town, the memes were worth the soaked phone.
jared, the problem is you're getting your memes from facebook
*zooms in* "DON'T. DO. BAD. MEMES. DONTMAKEBADMEMES. MAKE GOOD MEMES, NOT BAD ONES!"
So obsessed with Jared dines I love your videos and seeing your videos everyday make me laugh and don't listen to the people saying your reactions are fake cause as a true fan I know that you just like over reacting to funny stuff like this lol. LOVE YOU JARED 4Ever a metal head. Also last but not least Tee-Hee
0:58 thrasher stuff
TEE HEE
I've transformed into a 1.7 million level metalhead
thank you Jared dines
The song at 6:45 is called Vivacious by Shredding Brazzers, you're welcome
Hey it's Felix Dines!
i laughed my ass off at that one, well done
Logan Grim More like PewdieDines :p
Logan Grim pewdinepie
Felix Kdjellberg. Kill me.
Jar-ed of Dines, like Jar of Dimes?! Idfuckingk?! I tried damnit but idc. I'm up in the clouds [wink wink]and I thought it was funny in my head. So FUCK IT!
SHREZZERS ON BACKGROUND!!! LIKE!
SPASIBO!!!
4:18 "You like death metal??? Is that like Metallica???"
Do a country vs metal vid
Thank you for mentioning our page, Deathcore Dad Memes!! ❤️
hmm shrezzers ,nice choise
this is better than actual tv. in fact i dont own a tv and use youtube for all my shows. jared is a good actor lol
"The more your fingers fret, the more you make her wet."
-Tosin Abasi, 2k17
"Eeeh, Betsy. They're just that screamo kids. Get the shotgun Betsy"
See the metal memes of Brazil and meet the biggest country with memes of the planet
When you read the country dude, it sounded like an impression of Austin
You can play the harmonica? have my babies.
Great, but it would also be nice if some people also made classic metal memes. Or even old school extreme metal. Like, who else wants to see some Saxon, Queensryche, Exodus, Candlemass, Trouble, Napalm Death, etc. memes?
Jared my dude you lookin fresh!
Fresh outta ideas
Thank you for the featuring our page Deathcore Dad Memes, Jared, much appreciated! ❤️
Is dared jines here yet?
I've been busy, but I'm back. With dank comments.
Dared Jines why aren't you Djared, instead?!!
Holy shit! As one of the owners of Deathcore Dad Memes I'm so stoked to see us make it in the video! ❤
Honestly your impersonation of the soccer mom type that hates metal is EXACTLY like my mom. Like, she's a Christian (well I am too) but she thinks it will drift me away from my religion. Let me rephrase that: *A type of music will stop me from worshipping God.* I wish she would just open her mind a little more to it.
3:19 new album from Metal Blade Records?
I hear that Shrezzers in the background. Great song.
4:25 dude, you should definately work in South Park as a voice actor.
Shrezzers!
lol the fact that u had to comment on the mustache meme at 2:42 makes it even funnier
You've turned into the Pewdipie of metal...
And I love it!❤
Your metal memes video is what got me into your channel
That harmonica is more savage than Jake Paul
5:37 Yay Jaiden!
If you're early he might reply.... hi Jared been here a while
oh hi there
Jared Dines Jared be my dad
YandereAlpaca hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic *austin and i
+Jared Dines hello jared
3:25 i spit out my drink when you made that whitechapel joke lmao
Omg SHREZZERS
One of my fav too!
"I crowdkilled my cat once"
I'm a simple woman. I see Jared. i click like.
"This video is sponsored by vidme."
Ya know the best part about this video? The timelessness.
So, nobody's gonna read this comment because it's too long, but whatever.😃
Hi Jared, I really love your videos, all types of them,😃 and your music, it's always good to laugh, smile or just be happy and listen to music. People think I'm weird, because of the music I like, I don't really care, so I don't know else to say for this sentence. You're great, don't worry about haters, just keep doing what you love.
I discovered you channel just like a week ago, I wonder where I have been all this time.😃
If my english is somehow bad, I'm sorry, it's not my native language, I'm from Czech, so greetings from Czech.😃
lmfao "let me have a mustache for 2 days without getting MEEEEEMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDD DUDE!"
Why is it that just about every youtube channel that gets big, suddenly loses its ability to make the content that got it big in the first place and starts to make nothing but shitty videos?
Shit is life
leerey14 that is amazing! I was just thinking about what to have for dinner. Can we call this a date?
Watch his most recent video.
That is all.
It's 3 AM. I should sleep. Thank you Jared
Aye Mystery by Shredding Brazzers lol well now Shrezzers dope band
About mosh pits and walls of death tho - When someone notices that a person stumbled into one accidentally, or was pushed (I've seen this happen a few times), they tend to react rather quick and pause until they're safely out of the way. Not always though, but most of the time. All the metalheads I've met have been super chill, down-to-earth, and secretly adorable (I swear I've heard one squeal at a video of puppy pomeranians)
I love Jared. but I miss when he was a musician not a TH-cam personality
If you go back, he's pretty much made the same shit dude. He had just dropped an EP every now and then.
Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Why not both?
Déus Herbert-Noel
I would love both. but he is not. his musical videos are very few and far apart now days
Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Good point
Steamy Hot Djent to the Face ummmmmmmmmm.....................ya he just dropped an ep.............
4:39 - my parents said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a door knocker
I have a stretched septum and it's as big as the girl's he shows at 4:40...
Gabriel Kowalewski My Septum's Actually Larger Now Compared To That Photo :3
Jared, we're worried about you... Ever since you... *sobs*... ever since you got hooked on memes... *starts crying* ... you changed! The memes took control over your life! We're so worried
Ok, don't hate me guys, but I literally know nothing about deathcore. I listen to mainly speed, thrash, light, and heavy metal(so basically late 70's, 80's, early 90's).
That story about austin melted my heart.. Awww
What drugs were you on Jared when doing this video?
Cocaine I'd assume
Brayden Cairns All of them.
4:30 is the exact representation of my mom
First. Notice me Jared! Please.
2:55 you got pretty green eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
Notice me senpaiii
saintKahlo I'm not Jared but I noticed
thank you 😂
2:42 When you pretend that it's the first time you've seen the meme to not make your friend feel bad. (Check the comments and date)
how drunk were you?
2:00 I'm with you Jared I don't understand it either. Also great vid please make another.
He used a fidget spinner in this video. Unsubscribing 😂
He said “I really like nickelback I’m not into metal” i like rock and metal
I was tired of people bashing you but dude you gotta do something original again, tired of these reaction videos and stuff, you're better than this bro come on
Adam Smith Do you not watch all of his videos? He still makes classic Jared Dines content.
It seems like you just seek out his fun time videos like these and completely ignore every single other video he puts out that's original content. Do you choose not to acknowledge the band promo video? The real drummer vs computer drummer? The metal drumming video? None of those videos exist to you yet you come here and complain that he only does reaction videos...
So don't watch dude...its not your channel ..seems You're bitching just to bitch
2:43 It's almost like Jared plans his videos out before doing them so they aren't stale
Stop looking at memes, and look at a razor
I looked up "thrash metal memes" yesterday on google images, and I was not disappointed. 😆
Dude, I subscribed about a year and a half ago for the original music content but all this newer stuff is cringe-worthy
"I saw what you did there" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
This is the most boring one so far. I'm disappointed.
Love the background song! Sax solo SLAYS
I like that Pig Destroyer intro. "This is art" 😂
Thanks for all the Videos Jared love your music and humour
With love from South Africa (Martin)
Finally a video without a.1min long non skipable video lol
That guy wears a Battle Robe. He's that one mage who enchants nothing but battle axes so he can chop your head off and burn the fuck out of you at the same time.
The hotdog meme is the best meme in the past 20 years. It hails from Snapchat
Plugging, on your TH-cam channel no less, a sponsor of your channel who is a direct competitor of TH-cam. Interesting times we live in.
I hope you bring that fidget spinner to the next Tacoma Dome event you go to, so I can consider it a weapon and personally have you throw it in the garbage.
Got-damn fidget spinners.
Ok, we officially need a harmonica metal video.
4:24 she's the lady that comes over saying "can you turn that down please" or "could you be done with that now"
I love how the show stopped just for your hat lol, I would love to hear more story's like that (if you have any)
Someone picked my brother up in a mosh pit, he never saw that man again.
2:41 Jared acting like he's seeing this for the first time, but he is top comment ! 😆
The Metal Memes Subreddit Jared. You must seek memes at the SOURCE.