Spot on! Also notice how he listens to dice? So cool to see Andy have some encapsulation over Joey. I’m really surprised this Podcast wasn’t 4 hours long.
He's not grumpy, he's worried that the fucking world will forget him and truths that he now is just a has been stand up act !!!!!! He's gray, old and unknown to the kids of millennials . He needs to learn to enjoy the money he's made because people don't care to see them or they wouldn't be watching free shows from a TH-cam channel. Nobody pays to go see Joey diaz, just like nobody cares what Andrew Dice Clay has to say in 2021
“There are no fuckin friends!” I’ve been going thru stuff with my “friends” and have been feeling that they’ve been indifferent towards me for quite some time. Thank you Dice and Thank you Joey for The Church.
the struggle with friends is knowing what they're willing to do vs what they're capable of doing. i don't do anything for anybody beyond what doesn't take me away from my activities. if i'm meeting a friend and that friend doesn't have money but would like a drink or some basic shopping, i'm fine with that. if a friend asks me to do technology stuff i'll do it but in my own time, not theirs. never expect anything from anybody. you are alone and you will die alone. your life is the only kind in existence. you exist exactly once. we have two choices to pick from. pretend everything is great/terrible and be overly optimistic/pessimistic, or, we can accept life as it is, knowing bad things and good things happen with no ultimate reward / punishment. you can ask people for things, but you can't expect YOUR IDEAL RESPONSE. why? because they are alive too. thier lives are just as unique as yours and as such are no more or less important to them (generally). a standard off the shelf friend will say crappy words of comfort. a true friend will exacerbate options to provide it. i've experienced the latter, however, it came with the caveat that i MUST repay it like a debt, which in turn is nullifying the original gesture of goodwill. nobody owes me for what i do, to think so is a monumental exaggeration of the worth of any action. the most you will get from me is "thanks" and "i'll try to do the same one day!" but never "how can i repay you oh great and merciful friend?"
@@swanclipper wow that was a long rant I gave up halfway through I guess that doesn't make me a good friend I just read it now and I guess that was two or three months ago
If you’ve ever seen oceans 11. The Rueben character talks exactly like Dice. And wears the same glasses. Maybe Dice was his inspiration for the character
The more I become financially independent the worse it has become. The greatest disappointment was family stabbing me in the back. So true you just have to figure it out and move on.
The older you get, the less patience you have for stupidity and being around ignorant people. You have been there in that situation and know the consequences especially dealing with a drunk that can’t hold their liquor.
As a fellow sweet tooth I appreciate how Dice can go on passionate rants and raves about candy packaging and the benefits of full bar tootsie rolls over the mini's. God Bless.
@@Czechbound Of course I agree with you that he looks ridiculous, keeping the same outfit as 40 years ago--But that's his act, that's what his fans want, he's still performing a lot, even today---and holding the cigarette is fine with me, he's had the willpower to stop smoking for 5 years now, my brother didn't and he's dead now
@@Whatt787 Sorry for your loss. I read that 50% of smokers die from smoking one way or the other. I respect Dice that he's his own man and appears to have been consistent in his approach to things for decades. I've not seen him in an acting role, but I'll search him out. And again, sorry for the loss of your brother.
Candy = Poonanny Dice is one of the comedians I want to see the most! My god, I would have a laugh attack!!...LMAO!! When is he coming to the SF Bay Area?? You youngsters out there have no idea! Dice is probably the last of the raunchy comics out there! A true legend!!!
Yeah I substituted a booze problem for a sugar problem. As for the friends, it wasn't so much them going away, though that happened too, but mostly I just realized I didn't like most of them when I really thought about it.
I just viewed this clip but It speaks volumes about Joe Diaz that he would call Dice just two days ago and 🎲 is already there on the podcast that speaks volumes it really does because people that are full of s*** you know tend to make you wait for no reason whatsoever but just to bust your balls and Dice definitely has a life he still funny as f*** and I certainly appreciate him being on the podcast I grew up going to school say the Georgie Porgie poem in school so that was amazing so thanks to Dice and JD for inviting him.
The 80’s and 90’s are gone. I say 80’s and 90’s because everything before was epic and the 80’s and 90’s was the end! People are different today in every which way and it’s a shame. Social media has changed it all and not for the better
Anderew Dic .Clay .. is the man ! i could just sit back listen too him rant and drink scotch and learn a true NY City Native. Like my never seen much uncle .
Ok, so grandpa Dice is a shell of his former self. Like a badass uncle thats reduced to watching Wheel of Fortune at 7pm exactly... bada bing! Wait, uncle Dice is sleeping.
I always think of Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin as beyond funny and influential - but Dice is up there too most definitely! Joey is absolutely tremendous as well!! Take care! 👍
I never liked candy much as a kid. But now I’m an adult who can drive to Walmart at 2am for pounds of unwrapped Starbursts. Been paperless for 3 years.
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It’s nice to see Joey laughing and smiling the way he gets other people do when they listen to him
Spot on! Also notice how he listens to dice? So cool to see Andy have some encapsulation over Joey. I’m really surprised this Podcast wasn’t 4 hours long.
Idk why but dice reminds me of barnacle boy from spongebob here
LMAO
Wow...comment OTY
Nailed it son
Watch your damn mouth!
Lmfao
His passion about Candy got me WEAK😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You know, Mike & Ike... the multi flavors" 😄
If he takes those glasses off the nose will come off too.
i loled
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dead from laughing at that so hard!!!😂😂😂👌
Lmao
Lmao made me spit my drink out
Hahahahahaha
He's so smooth with reading Joey and changes subjects and direction at the perfect time lol he's so good at what he does
Grumpy Dice is looking like a blind scuba diver.
Damian Harrison 🙄
Hahahahaha!
He's not grumpy, he's worried that the fucking world will forget him and truths that he now is just a has been stand up act !!!!!! He's gray, old and unknown to the kids of millennials . He needs to learn to enjoy the money he's made because people don't care to see them or they wouldn't be watching free shows from a TH-cam channel. Nobody pays to go see Joey diaz, just like nobody cares what Andrew Dice Clay has to say in 2021
Pretty decent looking hair transplant, though.
Dice stole those glasses from Junior Saprano..
Dice is a totally different kind of a comedian. That's a good thing!
He isn't wrong...people who claim to be friends really are only there for what you can do for them...family included, family can be worse at times.
He isn’t right either. Some are like that some aren’t. Life lol
Bollox
Family is worse..imo
@@JayDubb101 they are certainly worse. you can’t just stop talking to them, you’re still related and run into them at functions.
Stop being a one of those ppl that has a brown nose. It doesn’t look good
Dice: “ I’m not a people person.”
😂
“There are no fuckin friends!” I’ve been going thru stuff with my “friends” and have been feeling that they’ve been indifferent towards me for quite some time. Thank you Dice and Thank you Joey for The Church.
the struggle with friends is knowing what they're willing to do vs what they're capable of doing.
i don't do anything for anybody beyond what doesn't take me away from my activities. if i'm meeting a friend and that friend doesn't have money but would like a drink or some basic shopping, i'm fine with that. if a friend asks me to do technology stuff i'll do it but in my own time, not theirs.
never expect anything from anybody. you are alone and you will die alone. your life is the only kind in existence. you exist exactly once. we have two choices to pick from. pretend everything is great/terrible and be overly optimistic/pessimistic, or, we can accept life as it is, knowing bad things and good things happen with no ultimate reward / punishment.
you can ask people for things, but you can't expect YOUR IDEAL RESPONSE. why? because they are alive too. thier lives are just as unique as yours and as such are no more or less important to them (generally). a standard off the shelf friend will say crappy words of comfort. a true friend will exacerbate options to provide it.
i've experienced the latter, however, it came with the caveat that i MUST repay it like a debt, which in turn is nullifying the original gesture of goodwill. nobody owes me for what i do, to think so is a monumental exaggeration of the worth of any action. the most you will get from me is "thanks" and "i'll try to do the same one day!" but never "how can i repay you oh great and merciful friend?"
He's right. No fucking friends.
@@swanclipper wow that was a long rant I gave up halfway through I guess that doesn't make me a good friend I just read it now and I guess that was two or three months ago
It’s not true man, true friends do exist. I’m here to tell everyone
@@bezzer1185 everyone is true til you find out they're not! Never trust anyone 100% they'll end up letting you down!
If you’ve ever seen oceans 11. The Rueben character talks exactly like Dice. And wears the same glasses. Maybe Dice was his inspiration for the character
Yo!!!! Spot on👌
son of a bitch! good spotting lol
Swifty Lazar
Dice IS a character that Andrew created lol
dude acts like every other person from that area
The candy. He’s right about hot tamales. Epic interview. 😂
Lol
"I'm not a people person?" He never stops with the comedy!
Dice looks like an old school mafia hit man
Dice is doing Anthony Cumia's impression of Dice now.
Mark M hahahahaha
Ooohh!!
im so glad to see these two together
The more I become financially independent the worse it has become. The greatest disappointment was family stabbing me in the back. So true you just have to figure it out and move on.
When Dice tells the truth to the core of the feeling and the root of the problem/situation, that's when he's at his best and funniest.
The older you get, the less patience you have for stupidity and being around ignorant people. You have been there in that situation and know the consequences especially dealing with a drunk that can’t hold their liquor.
Dice man still makes ya laugh
Honestly it's got to be his idol
I love the Dice man. Really great guy.
i love seeing Tio Joey react to someone ranting to him, the way we all react to him ranting to us 💯😂
Thank you so much Coco. I love your TH-cam channel !!
Diaz in awe of Dice.
Thanks Joey, for having the king of comedy and refreshing our souls
..
King of Comedy? Maybe Magistrate.
hes like harry caray just waitin on a headshake a little bit after those angry moments he has going on
I've been saying that for a while. There is no such thing as friends, if not superficial and temporary. Life is a journey.
This is some of the funniest bits ive ever seen from Dice. Talent. To be funny just being yourself.
I had diabetes for half a minute 😂
Yoo he named every candy 😂😂😂 "the mike n ikes"
I never expected to learn so much about candy 🍬 from dice 🎲 on this video
Beginnings of a hilarious skit. Wtf a man can't like candy? I can't get a box of Mike and Ikes without somebody breakin my balls? Fogetaboutit! Lol
As a fellow sweet tooth I appreciate how Dice can go on passionate rants and raves about candy packaging and the benefits of full bar tootsie rolls over the mini's. God Bless.
A naturally gifted actor.
The cut off gloves, and the unsmoked cigarette is like self-parody. So at least he still has a sense of humour.
No, Dice had a heart attack, doctors told him to quit smoking, he still likes holding a cigarette
@@Whatt787 He looks ridiculous. And not in a good way for a comic. He needs to move into the 2023's
@@Czechbound Of course I agree with you that he looks ridiculous, keeping the same outfit as 40 years ago--But that's his act, that's what his fans want, he's still performing a lot, even today---and holding the cigarette is fine with me, he's had the willpower to stop smoking for 5 years now, my brother didn't and he's dead now
@@Whatt787 Sorry for your loss. I read that 50% of smokers die from smoking one way or the other. I respect Dice that he's his own man and appears to have been consistent in his approach to things for decades. I've not seen him in an acting role, but I'll search him out. And again, sorry for the loss of your brother.
Candy = Poonanny
Dice is one of the comedians I want to see the most! My god, I would have a laugh attack!!...LMAO!!
When is he coming to the SF Bay Area??
You youngsters out there have no idea! Dice is probably the last of the raunchy comics out there! A true legend!!!
Dice takes off those glasses and Joey would be like "Dice, Dice, I'm over hear. Open your eyes, Dice."
I quit drinking 3 years ago,, I love candy now. Fuck em dice.
Any of y'all quit drinking and notice your "friends" stop calling?
Yeah I substituted a booze problem for a sugar problem. As for the friends, it wasn't so much them going away, though that happened too, but mostly I just realized I didn't like most of them when I really thought about it.
No, I didn't notice. Fuck them
Diceman: "help!!!!!! I'm the Nutty Professor's alter ego and I can't get out!
“So I stopped fuckin buyin em”...😂😂😂
Dice and joey are perfect duo😂😂
F'ing A
2 legends and Lee too!
"YOU BELONG ... IN A BOX 📦" 😄
Dice is the fucking best ...no one else even comes close to what he does
12:01 "I'm not a people person."😂😂
I just viewed this clip but It speaks volumes about Joe Diaz that he would call Dice just two days ago and 🎲 is already there on the podcast that speaks volumes it really does because people that are full of s*** you know tend to make you wait for no reason whatsoever but just to bust your balls and Dice definitely has a life he still funny as f*** and I certainly appreciate him being on the podcast I grew up going to school say the Georgie Porgie poem in school so that was amazing so thanks to Dice and JD for inviting him.
So relate with the relatives that’s gold
Good morning Uncle Joey! Love waking and baking to these morning uploads. Keep it up!
Dice kills me 😂😂
The 80’s and 90’s are gone. I say 80’s and 90’s because everything before was epic and the 80’s and 90’s was the end! People are different today in every which way and it’s a shame. Social media has changed it all and not for the better
He popped out for a bit but now he is back 😂
"Florida....it's like the walking fucking dead down there" LMAO!🤣
Dice man legend of comedy . Truely one of a kind. Cool as always. God bless .✝️🕊️
He ain't dead cocksucka, whats with the bird?
I keep coming back to this rant
I'm never coming over!!!
and
Cause there are no fucking friends !!
is hysterical.
I always say, a friend is just someone who wasn't fkd you over YET.
Joey Diaz and Dice Clay in the same room. Legendary moment.
Andrew dice clay is the man . Old school in his leather jacket man the memories thanks . The best 100 .
Dice looks like Mr. Magoo with those glasses and that nose of his.
dice morphing into buddy "dice" love is the best career transition ever.
Dice looks like Sally Bugs.
Dice needs to do podcasting and stream it on youtube
Uhhh, no thx.
The one guest Diaz never interrupted. Respect..
True Legends!
Saw Dice this past February at Sidesplitters in Tampa. He was great.
Joey's laugh sounds like a percolating iron lol
These two are the perfect pair.
dice knows his fucking candy. he just gave me flashbacks.
LOL he turned out about like everyone thought he would.
The best!!! Respect!!!
"You know why? Because they are no fuckin friends"
"I'm never commin over!..ya understand??"
LOL
EPIC!
Those huge square shaped glasses started way back in early "70's with old time comedians like George Burns, Jack Benny etc.
Anderew Dic .Clay .. is the man ! i could just sit back listen too him rant and drink scotch and learn a true NY City Native. Like my never seen much uncle .
“You’re an asshole guy. I’m not a people person.” 😂😂😂
Ok, so grandpa Dice is a shell of his former self. Like a badass uncle thats reduced to watching Wheel of Fortune at 7pm exactly... bada bing! Wait, uncle Dice is sleeping.
That's what age can do to people.Especially famous people when fame is no longer there
Thats what everyone becomes when there older what did you expect lol.
05:50 "And who gives a fuck?" lol
Back in an hour back , get it
Dice man, been do your Thang 4 many moons 🌙. you tha man , broham
xDDD "definitely NOT a people person" xDD ... but funny in his own right xD
priceless!! :D
Dice is one of the greatest standup comics ever mad props .
I always think of Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin as beyond funny and influential - but Dice is up there too most definitely! Joey is absolutely tremendous as well!! Take care!
👍
I never liked candy much as a kid. But now I’m an adult who can drive to Walmart at 2am for pounds of unwrapped Starbursts.
Been paperless for 3 years.
Jesus fuck.
Unwrapped starburst!? I need to be where your at 😂
Ryan Lyle Starburst come unwrapped????
mary hadley the wrappers were the only thing slowing me down from eating a whole bag
Unwrapping makes the experience better. Not with now and laters though.
@@jaredgreen3232 oh man i can envision the multi colored shards of now and later all over my desk
I understand your candy passion andrew!
Does Diceman sleep in those gloves 🤔
Yeah there’s a sleeping mode switch on the side
Love Dice.
Those glasses are an extension of his anger
Too funny
Tootsie rolls BROOOOOOOO
He looks like Sol Rosenberg
So Andrew's never been to Walmart.
Dice is still legendary
And it's shriveling him up like a raison
@@Bubbles99718 what is
@@Eman-vp5wk The Dice persona. It consumed him
I’m the same way with Tootsie Pops. Start with grape, then cherry, orange, pomegranate, and end with raspberry. I don’t mess with the chocolate ones.
Damn right hot tamales belong in a fucking box!!!
Im sorry; HOW MANY TIMES does Dice say "y'know" just in this 15min?.. y'know?
Dice is still the best lol
This made me fart...I DIDNT WANT TO FART!!!
Short visit equal long friendships
Dice and Jill went up the hill. Harry Caray came down.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
All right...for the record: *THAT* was funny!
What's in the box, what's in the box‽
Hot tamales bro.
As they should be.
2:42 he’s I wish I had a candy store like that around my crib
Hahahahaha
Good for him.
Dice Rules