Andrew Dice Clay Stand-Up
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- Comedian Andrew Dice Clay performs jokes about why there's no contest in a battle between Batman and Superman.
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Andrew Dice Clay Stand-Up
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He had to censor himself way too much..
Exactly
+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck exactly!
+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck He didn't have to be there at all, but he wanted to be. He didn't have to do any stand-up, but he wanted to. I'm not worried about it.
+ehcmier 2 nonsensical sentences.. what you said has nothing to do with OP's comment LOL great try at starting an argument with yourself tho! Also uncensored DICE is best DICE
+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck I can't believe they had to censor 'shit' ... seriously
"Everybody's got an idol, mine, just happens to be me"
o the new kids would never know the days of this man!! i can remember eddie griffin opening for him once was fucking hilarious.
+Darth Slayer It's hard to see how funny he was from this since he had to PG-13 ths stuff..but back in the day, he and Sam were kings.
R.A. Bobby B yeah
+Darth Slayer Wasn't the worst. Enjoyed him. Enjoyed him then too. Hope Dice keeps at it. Eddie Griffin . .. . now that's comedy 24/7. Will be enjoying the both of them for the next few decades hopefully.
Kids also have no clue who Gallager is and for good reason. Dice was funny then, not really anymore.
Mike Smith Which Gallager? :)
It hurt my heart to see Dice censor himself.
People get offended nowadays yea it sucks I know -__-
@@gravelock They got offended back then too, Dice just didn't give a fuck.
Yeah because they'll assault him if he even dares say "woman."
PC Dice isn't Dice. Even Dice himself sucks, listen to some of Anthony Cumia's impersonations of Dice if you want hours of entertainment.
Its was awkward
It’s not him anyway.. He’s a Jew from New York
this isn't true dice man. this is like going to a Nascar race watching them race with four cylinders.
...or a Klan meet with hoodies instead of hoods.
@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io Simple as that huh? I know a few stereo types as well...I'm better than that.
@@falconater68 Yay?
@@falconater68 well I mean, how many stereo types are there out there anyway? There's Cerwin Vega, Bose, Sony, but that's all I can think of right now. Which type of stereo are you thinking about?
Lol four cylinders
Andrew Dice Clay… Rock and Roll Detective.. funny man
Hickory, dickory, dock
The mouse ran up the clock
and apparently changed the time to 1989.
+fidorover LOL
+fidorover... 1989,if only it was ...ah,memories......kinnison,carlin,dice,rodney,pryor..THE kings of comedy..just thinking about them makes me smile.........btw,Steve,THE king of cool. :)
@@lindadrost6200 Steve martin? I know about the generation before me(im 23) and i wanna know comedy before my time because my time comedy fucking SUCKS
Blhahahhaaa that shit was hilarious
@@versecontro4898 at least you have cook sense, one has to KNOW about all the stuff a comedian is talking about to understand their (no fuckn pronoun) satire. Stay cool.
I love that Dice is still doing his thing!
the pity laugh is strong
tru
Andrew is still great
Not so much
Anthony Cumia's impression is all I hear when I listen to Dice now.
+StylishWrestling im over here now
StylishWrestling Not trolling. Literally...who?
G S look him up. He’s from an old XM radio show that was a hit and as big as Howard Sterns. Opie and Anthony. They had LOTS of good comedians
virus
@@gts8361 he gave dice his return back to comedy, if it werent for opie and anthony or howard, he would be finished because he used to fuck with too many comics that work with him.
"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" is one of the most underrated movies of all time.
“Does that excite you?”
“I dunno; I never met your father”😸😸😸
One of my favorite movies ever!
Something on that wine list?? See those chicks?? Girl scouts.. Took two boxes..
Damn straight that was the best dice film
If id give you thumbs up it would mean id thinks so, i dont think so, ayyy!
Bret Hart has really let himself go
😂😂
+David McGovern LMFAO
Best. Comment. Ever.
Isn't Brett Hart dead?
+Maria Elana nope, but he battled and won against prostate cancer.
One of the few original raw comedians still alive
Most people don't know the Diceman anymore
I wake up 3 hours early just to spend more time with myself lol
Always honest and never sold out. He’s a Legend for that
He's on Jimmy Fallon, he sold out
@@CleejohnJohnson True
Watching censored Dice is like mom making your ass a burger at home and telling you to pretend it's McDonald's.
Nah my moms burgers are way better than McDonalds
well u got that from eddie murphy :)
@@Sokerates ofcourse, it was meant to
I don’t know man, I see that as a win with the burger. But yeah, Dice was never meant to be restrained.
Jimmy Fallon's show that caters towards high school kids and new mom's. No wonder a legend like andrew dice clay gets downvoted. I thought his bit was great, and I'm glad he's kinda back at it again after the woody allen movie and now his series. Great stand up
You're attacking an audience for being Milquetoast, while defending someone voluntarily pandering to that group.
Hey man dont talk shit about my man jimmy fallon.. hes a god damn legend and insanely funny and talented.. id like to see you do a neil young impression half as good as his.. amd the roots are the best band in late night TV.. watch your mouth cousin for you get slapped
Absolutely hilarious. Dice can't bake a cupcake. Dice is Awesome as usual.
Wow I didn't think he still had it, but he actually took his talent to a whole new level! A+ performance!
Yea right
that was awful he was great in the 80s
This was actually funnier than I thought it would be.
You must have had pretty low expectations.
@@Commando303X this response made me exhale out of my nose and smile harder than the entire video
Dice is the man. I know he had to really hold back being on network tv. Get em Dice!
Laughed my ass off, perused through the comments, and scratched my head....keep it up, Dice. Fuck the haters. Ready for your show, brotha
I'll NEVER stop being a fan of this man. He helped me get through my awkward high school years and he's still funny to this day. LOVE THE DICE~~!
Andrew Dice Clay
back in the day
had it his way
with jokes risque
but as of today
with all in dismay
to find that he's gay
is Andrew Dice Clay
Now we really know who's in charge. Charles In Charge!!!
Dice was and is all about the delivery. Filthy or not, his delivery is still spot on! “Ya bawls are makin ice tea!” The master
I wish to God this wasn't the case, but I'm in my mid 40s and it's been that way for a while now.
Lol that's Negan lmao. What if they cast him as negan
ahahaha
+Matt Deleon hahah your comment made this video ok
+Matt Deleon I just finished 152 and you are right sir.
+bensum9111 153 is out.
Jayoinavation Awesome, I'll check it out asap.
You don't get outta bed like spiderman and shoot your web on command lol
Guys! Search up some of Dice's old specials. This act is very cleaned up for tv.
The joke with the birthday gift was pretty funny.
That was good. Jimmy, thanks for bringing the Dice man on...
holy mackerel I laughed soo much , like I haven't laughed for as long as heck!!!!!!!! pretty darn funny , really laughed a lot , thxs
I like this guy... one of the best
love or hate him he has always kept it real.
Andrew dice clay is a living icon
Is Andrew Dice Clay slowly transforming into Rodney Dangerfield?
He will never be in a league such as Dangerfield! Ever!
@@scottgwin01 don't hate honey
Possibly? He started out playin John Travolta 😂😂😂😂
Dude, this was hard to watch for some reason... It's weird seeing him do a clean set about Batman and Superman...
Honestly I am not impressed with this one at all
Yea lmao i literally just watched the bed mirror joke of him liking himself from an old video
I like that even though he has a mic clipped to him he's still using a handheld microphone and stand as a prop
Probably makes him feel more comfortable on stage
If you watch other stand up late night sets, you’ll see they do this to a lot of people. And the reason why is because some comics use a lot of gestures or are more physical with their jokes. When they’re doing their act outs, the audio would be lost in their movement which is why they also have lapel mics. It’s a back up to keep the audio consistent and leveled. Hope this helps!
Hickory Dickory Dock...my career died in the 80s OH!
The man single handedly fought against cancel culture and took a major hit at the peak of his career. With all of it he still never wavered. Dice is the America dream .
I was waiting for a giant cane to pop out and drag him off stage.
Dice Clay playing to a Jimmy Fallon audience is just never gonna work.
What year? The year when Jimmy Fallon played games throughout the night with his guest (basketball, charades, twitzer or karaoke) or during the years when he followed the legends with comedians of variety on their shows.
just watched him in Entourage season 7, that guy is will not change for anyone! I still love Dice Clay!
LMAO @ "balls makin ice tea" XD
When in the hell did Dice Clay turn into Rodney Dangerfield? Still lmao though.
I still think he's funny, he had the crowd laughing even with his clean act.
Audience are probably told to laugh.
@@Winston-fm7qp I think they have “applause” signs that light up when you’re supposed to clap
I think his old material wasn’t very funny. Nursery rhymes and crude locker room talk. I get why people went to the shows but this is real comedy. This is dialogue with references and observation.
@@BrandonP43 Eh this is good but a bit to clean cut and you can feel it.
You are the exact reason why que cards for a “live studio audience” are still a thing
"I'm over here, now."
the only person to sell out MSG two nights in row, #Respect
+Wade "Deadpool" Wilson Louis CK and Bill Burr did it
+Wade "Deadpool" Wilson He was the first comedian to sell out MSG consecutive nights in a row. Not the only person
+Bruce Calder CK did it 3 nights in a row
oh, my bad :D
I just take any opportunity to plug Louis CK. Love that guys work. Dice Clay killed this set though, no doubt about it. So funny
Legend... Let the haters hate... Those are the people who ruined movies and everything.
Long live the heavyweight king of comedy We love you dice !
Andrew Dice Clay
back in the day
had it his way
with jokes risque
but as of today
with all in dismay
to find that he's gay
is Andrew Dice Clay
This guy's a true New Yorker right here lol 😎
I saw him in Detroit in the mid 90's. And it is still one of the few time I cried I was laughing so hard. I feel bad for his opening act he had, he was booed so bad I thought there was going to be a riot. Hell Dice even tried to get us to cheer by saying "Give him a hand for puttin' up with you animals.' And the crowd still booed. He did a song I can't find any where. it was My Favorite Things, to the Mary Poppins song.
You're easily amused eh?
My Dad was amazingly like Andrew Dice Clay, including that he smoked like a chimney for most of his life. A New York Jew, if ever there was one. He was a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, wore a leather motorcycle in his off-time, and he was unrelentingly loud and obscene; AND-he once spent an evening drinking martinis and telling jokes with Adam West, who played 'Batman' in the TV show version of it. Oy vay.
It really doesn't work without the crowd going nuts after every line.
D Man-G yet...it does.
The fact that he came back just to do a whole act parodying himself is so incredibly next-level genius.
The best part is, this whole thing is completely lost on his fans. This guy is WILD for this 😂.
Best act I've ever seen from him. Forced to construct it better because he can't just do the sweary nursery rhymes, and he's up to the task easily. Even had a "I'm over here now" thrown in. Nice.
“The day the laughter died” look it up
You don’t understand comedy
@@randomdude189 I don’t think you understand comedy
I have a really picky sense of humor but the flash light and the utility belt made me laugh so hard my mom woke up at 5 am shouting at me for waking her up 🤣 i cant stop laughing
Dice is one of my favorite comedians!
"Stanley, as in Power drill...OH!"
Love the Dice!!!
Still funny. He talks funny. He breathes funny. A comedy legend, a comedy icon. Luv him!
Andrew Dice Clay
back in the day
had it his way
with jokes risque
but as of today
with all in dismay
to find that he's gay
is Andrew Dice Clay
The dice man is legend..
Never forgot playing the dirty nursery rhymes drinking game..
Grew up in south Brooklyn.... And everyone knew who the real king of comedy really was in the 80s and 90s
Loved the skit he told about the midgets...geraldo, and the perfume lady
We all love the Dice man! Bring him back more!!!
What’s with the button. It starts the car 😂😂😂😂 deadddddd 😂😂
I didn't even know Andrew Dice Clay was still alive LOL
+Steve cro Just my thought xD
+Steve cro He has a new show called Dice coming out on Showtime next week. Already saw the pilot. Its hilarious.
+Steve cro he makes a pretty hilarious appearance in HBO's new series Vinyl. Spoiler... he doesn't make it to episode 2
Ohh! I fuggin love Andrew Dice Clay its been too long!!
Diceman is a legend. Most people who talk shit about him never saw him in his hey day and never saw him live.
If you say so… this was 6 and a half minutes of pure boredom
You’re boring. I doubt you could entertain anyone for more than 5 seconds.
@@gunkanjima3408 How dare ya man! This is true comedy man
Never seen him live and i wasnt alive while he was in his prime but hes gold
@@gunkanjima3408lets see you go up on stage on the tonight show and get critiqued by someone who could be your child
DICEMAN absolutely the greatest!
would like to hear an uncensored version
Nobody you want to laugh man except for you guy on TH-cam LOL
Glad to see Dice is back.
Imagine jimmy in the background for this the entire set just sympathy laughing his ass off
Dice! Why so much hate? He's still the man.
Lil miss muffet....sat on her tuffet.... eating, her curds and whey....
Long came a spidey.....sat down besidey....
said hey:
"WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH !!??"
+Wayne Dorsey WHAT'S IN THE BOWL BITCH.
+Wayne Dorsey Edit yo shit bitch!
Sorry, I forgot to add the "Ohhhhh!"
+Wayne Dorsey Little Boy 'Blew"....he needed the money!
Wayne Dorsey
no, you have an extra THE. What's THE in the bowl, bitch? you should fix, it would then be funny.
People from the seventies and eighties usually get his humor. Teenagers and 20 year olds probably wouldn't. They can't even get over that he smoking indoors, etc. And for the haters, I simply say,... this isn't for you. I love it!
Lmao he's smoking indoors? Who the fuck cares
No one gives a shit about him smoking. I saw a recent set by Dice and it made my stomach hurt. He's just not built for these censored shows
Eric Standiford i'm 25. Dice is the best
I'm literally 23. Think again.
I’m 23, I like Dice, and I Smoke inside gtfoh
Nice misdirection setting up the first joke. Andrew still kills it doing a clean act.
HE'S STILL ALIVE???
apparently so ken, apparently so...
He's been on Joe Rogans Podcast multiple times now. His stories are legendary!
Artie quitter podcast comments....
Ask your mother snapper head!
Need a Netflix special, where he can say what he wants
Can he though?
@@csimatthew1 😂
Now I feel old. I remember when Dice was hot.
This reminds me of Don Rickles & Rodney Dangerfield.
Look them up, kids.
Sam Kinison too :(
***** YES! You are spot on. It is actually a genre of comedy style.
I came back to find "DICE" from Eddie Griffin TAWKIN'BOUT him. I'M STILL LAUGHING. Comedy is hard work when you think about the whole thing is an act. Awesome DICE. LOVE YOU.
I'm surprised he never got "cancelled" for his past comedy.
Fortunately my generation didn’t cancel people or get offended by everything.
LOL Batman vs Superman. Old man woes also hilarious.
"It sucks getting old". Yes it does, Diceman, yes it does.
Must be a generational thing. If he makes you laugh, more power to you!
Hahaha wow! How many contracts did this dude have to sign to get this gig?
Anyone ever see his sets from the 80's?
There'd be a lot of tears these day 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Is it the 80's again? AGOOSH
Genius bit. Just incredible & real and hilarious. It's all there. Perfection.
The way he holds his cigarette freaks me out
This guy is bringing a new style to this and I love it, and i usually never find comedians funny
His 'dirty' material is actually good. This rated PG crap is for TV. But still, he was better in the 90's.
80's too
I'm with ADC with the Batman and Superman thing. I've been saying more or less the same thing since I first heard about the movie. Rich guy with cool toys vs. a guy that has changed the rotation of the earth.
Exactly. NO one can whack Superman.
Thanks Dice I needed to laugh hard right now.
My balls were making ice tea!! Love the Dice msn
Did you really laugh hard at any of this?
waiting for this for 16000 years, fucking massive, whank you Dice
Thumbs up for smoking on tv. God bless Dice.
yeah a fake cigarette...
He's all shaking and shit towards the end with his hand and his face! Lol!
The latter end of his skit sounded like something Rodney would say.
rocking Rodney no respect no respect.
He's in Bangkok going im over here now😂lol
This is the very first performance, in his entire career, that I've ever just nodded in agreement with Clay the whole time. Once I realized he was talking about BATMAN V SUPERMAN, I thought for sure he would be a Batman guy...and instead he was FUNNY AND CORRECT. Even his jokes about getting older were insightful (in a "Dice"-y way).
A. "D." C. is on Team Superman. Wow. Great Krypton!
I love him on "Brain Smasher: A Love Story"!
HE WAS GREAT and he didn't need the profanity to be so. A true artist.
He didn't need the profanity ? Whaddya you fuckin kidding me ? His act IS the profanity and the attitude
Hickory Dickory Dock......
I still have The Diceman Cometh cassette tapes.