Why Andrew “Dice” Clay Banned Ari Shaffir from His Home

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  • Taken from JRE #1384 w/Ari Shaffir - • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @overtherenowaitthere
    @overtherenowaitthere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    I dont even know ari but hes banned from my house too

    • @Snider112233
      @Snider112233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Caleb1915 he’s banned from my house as well.

    • @brandon2762
      @brandon2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This joke I get. This one is funny.

    • @rickr.5836
      @rickr.5836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @John Griffith rip x bro too soon

    • @pecks821
      @pecks821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed also banned from mine

  • @mic7able
    @mic7able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    Dice has a brain. Not huge. But big enough to know that Ari doesn't get a house key.

  • @TheChurchofCacti
    @TheChurchofCacti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    Ari is kicked out of a lot of homes. He's a home wrecker minus the pipe laying

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Not for lack of trying.

    • @michaelmorgan6674
      @michaelmorgan6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hes a bitch.

    • @michaelmorgan6674
      @michaelmorgan6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Type of guy who no one liked as a kid and never managed to grow up.

    • @CriticoolHit
      @CriticoolHit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah he leaves the pipe laying to more capable men. Ari just handles the 'being a bitch' part.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oddly specific choice of words and scenarios... Almost as if you have lived it.

  • @regularrory4692
    @regularrory4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    I’m Jewish and Ari makes me feel anti Semitic.

    • @garnetnard4284
      @garnetnard4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He’s not circumcised if that helps you hate him more.

    • @dsplz7274
      @dsplz7274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@garnetnard4284 is he even Jewish then?

    • @1mikewalsh
      @1mikewalsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same!

    • @mattmattix2598
      @mattmattix2598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg!! This killed me.

    • @Desertlifeinthesonoran
      @Desertlifeinthesonoran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

  • @RonaldOlszewski
    @RonaldOlszewski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Ari: "I NEVER rifled through his drawers."
    Narrator: "He rifled through his drawers."

    • @eltravos99
      @eltravos99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lololololololol

    • @irfanabazi2524
      @irfanabazi2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao underrated comment right here folks

    • @mike54996
      @mike54996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Did everyone else do a Morgan Freeman narration?

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch”

    • @tylerasweet
      @tylerasweet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ron Howard voice*

  • @Scottae89
    @Scottae89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Ari’s that friend that you would hate unless you grew up with him. The friend that all your new friends hate.

    • @prackk
      @prackk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so facts lmao

    • @cg69005
      @cg69005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Agent 39 he never said he did?

    • @iswearimcreativeproduction7604
      @iswearimcreativeproduction7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m kinda like this but still get invited to shit lol it’s weird

    • @jamietitus6220
      @jamietitus6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I realize it is kind of off topic but does anyone know a good site to watch new tv shows online ?

    • @iswearimcreativeproduction7604
      @iswearimcreativeproduction7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamietitus6220 soap2day

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    If you lock out Ari, he'd probably spike your entire swimming pool.

    • @lamigraice2442
      @lamigraice2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      These jokes are beating the fuck out of a dead horse.

    • @yukmoutb5885
      @yukmoutb5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wouldnt put it past him. was throwing burgers n hot dogs in berts pool on somethings burning lol

    • @CARTOONIVERSE1
      @CARTOONIVERSE1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jo Po- *True.*

    • @mario41221
      @mario41221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lamigraice2442 That fucking horse will be pulp Sir!! Have a good day!!!

    • @blesshandsvisionary1498
      @blesshandsvisionary1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just a small portion of the pool

  • @inspectahmetal7978
    @inspectahmetal7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Dice is just comedy’s version of what Ric Flair is to wrestling
    He came with a performance and left as the character

    • @seanpurdom6380
      @seanpurdom6380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, my friend, just typed words of glory and beautiful, golden progression! What a great comparison! And it's spot the fuck ON. Lol

  • @riptidemonzarc3103
    @riptidemonzarc3103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    You have to admit it's genius for a celebrity to crank call a fan so much the fan stops taking their calls

    • @CoronaTheVirus
      @CoronaTheVirus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont do crank kids

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Speed kills, don’t meth around

    • @supersaiyanluigi5858
      @supersaiyanluigi5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate him so much but I agree that is really funny 😂😂

  • @DOESITMATTER7734
    @DOESITMATTER7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I'm almost sure Ari is a machine elf/ evil jester born from Joe's first dmt trip come to life. Born for anarchy and chaos. He's like somebody who is demonically possessed but the demon bonded him on a personal level and now they're friends

    • @acesiegel4467
      @acesiegel4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      DOESITMATTER7734 the amount of detail you gave for this masterpiece is amazing. Hilarious comment

    • @DOESITMATTER7734
      @DOESITMATTER7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@acesiegel4467 thank you, i've been feeling this way about him for a while. He is creepy. Like bettle juice

    • @optimoprimo132
      @optimoprimo132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is the embodiment of a jack in the box. The guy that is always one stick poke from getting the snot beat out of him.

    • @DOESITMATTER7734
      @DOESITMATTER7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@optimoprimo132 lol facts

    • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
      @DennisMartinezCalifornia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need to write a short story about this. You're a natural dude! This would be sick idea for a book

  • @holeindanssock156
    @holeindanssock156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Ari got banned from someones home?
    Im so shocked.......

    • @briggyb
      @briggyb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how many people have said that he is not welcome in their home anymore.

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@briggyb 78.....

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex P 😍🤔

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alexander Octopus Cortez lul

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just drug them with ecstasy they'll love you after that...

  • @goodfella7771
    @goodfella7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Ari is the kind of guy that is soon as you look at him you start hating him for no reason

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Resting Jew Face

    • @re9246
      @re9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And then he speaks

    • @brpitrepeters7983
      @brpitrepeters7983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MmmmGoodBoy
      Easy now,, Easy

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BR Pitre Peters you calling me a liar?

    • @ryanstephens9145
      @ryanstephens9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

  • @avadventuregear
    @avadventuregear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Now I understand why Bobby Lee hated his guts lol

    • @robertadams85
      @robertadams85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DmitryPolovka how do you figure that?

    • @toooldforcitylife
      @toooldforcitylife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DmitryPolovka You think Kreischer deserved to get dosed by Ari as well?

    • @derivedcunt1814
      @derivedcunt1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bobby lee is lowkey a piece a shit person as well. If you here the ari story with him. But bobby seems way more trustworthy

    • @CriticoolHit
      @CriticoolHit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This guy beat up Bobby Lee because SOMEONE ELSE was fucking his girlfriend Natasha. What a bitch.

    • @rileyrelatores5565
      @rileyrelatores5565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Adams Bobby screwed Ari and and Ari beat him for it

  • @zangardo3937
    @zangardo3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Ari shaffari walks into a bar and the bartender asks,"why such a long face"?

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I'm just here laughing at these comments of how shitty Ari was before he said the stuff about Kobe

    • @jenniferholmstrom4134
      @jenniferholmstrom4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I stopped liking him when he drugged Bert.

    • @WN_Byers
      @WN_Byers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Search "Amazing Racist". Dude sucks

    • @squydwardyourlordansavior9723
      @squydwardyourlordansavior9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WN_Byers that was some what a funny show

    • @saywhat4314
      @saywhat4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought the koby shit was that bad. I don’t like sports anyway but yea he’s done some fucked up shit

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Speaking of Kobe, think about it, A comedian can get wrongly accused of sexual assault and his career is over, a big time athlete can actually do it, and get away with it and continue their career like nothing happened while the victim gets shamed for it.

  • @Garrus1995
    @Garrus1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ari is mad shady. I don’t think I’d want the guy coming by my home either. I feel like I’d had to throw out all my food and drinks because they might have Molly in them.

    • @BUDDAz1g
      @BUDDAz1g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let alone having to worry of him pissing or shitty somewhere in the house

  • @PJM273
    @PJM273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Ari totally went in the drawers - and you know it.

  • @sonofbatman5233
    @sonofbatman5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I bet he was rifling through his drawers. That sounds like an Ari move.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't the dark knight returns awesome? Come to think of it I wouldn't let frank miller in my house along with ari

    • @picasokaufmen9250
      @picasokaufmen9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then dice walks in and says "why you going through my underwear, what are you a home?" Lol

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@picasokaufmen9250
      Did you mean to type homo, or are you some kind of stupid home?

    • @kidsmooth5403
      @kidsmooth5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol same thing I was thinking

    • @sauljahboi5965
      @sauljahboi5965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sniffing Dice's soiled underoos

  • @fiachradillon
    @fiachradillon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think he's banned from Berts house too 😂

    • @anotherarmchairhistorian2831
      @anotherarmchairhistorian2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya think?

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bert still lets him in, through the kitchen window when his wife is asleep. But if she catches them, Bert's banned from his own house too.

    • @PabloEscobar-cs9lu
      @PabloEscobar-cs9lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nodiggity9472 🤣

    • @mitchjames9350
      @mitchjames9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bert is pathetic, he still makes excuses for Ari.

  • @traviswhite3488
    @traviswhite3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Seeing this after the Kobe vid and drugging Bert, makes sense why he doesn’t make great decisions

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dudes reasoning skills are broken.

    • @deuces_shoeless
      @deuces_shoeless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Coltious Tayloropitous Did you just compare weed to molly? You can't be that dense.

    • @Tonetube718
      @Tonetube718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @M K most molly is fake and ones from China which Is practically meth

    • @finnanutyo1153
      @finnanutyo1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @M K MDMA= MOLLY = METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE. Both CNS stimulants. So yeah, they are

    • @ThatNoFbody-ch9ky
      @ThatNoFbody-ch9ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finna Nut Yo yep

  • @paularndt6111
    @paularndt6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    " It doesn't matter if you don't grow up, just be a good person". Great words Mr. Rogan

    • @Gchili
      @Gchili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Directed across the table but he didn't pick it up

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!! Been saying that exact thing for years... I get up and go to work and pay the bills and support my kids.... And that's as old as I'm getting ever. . Back to the fart jokes and porn and a few beers bitches!!

  • @Th3bandit117
    @Th3bandit117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    You can let him in your home, just not around your drinks

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pad lock your food/ refreshments.

    • @gabrielrabelo6982
      @gabrielrabelo6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But what if he spikes the padlocks?

    • @igogoplatayobitch7566
      @igogoplatayobitch7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes a jew. He will figure out a way

    • @Legendairy_Angel94
      @Legendairy_Angel94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude these jokes are deaddd

    • @bobdoughnut2627
      @bobdoughnut2627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Legendairy_Angel94 you would be dead if Ari attacked you with his beak.

  • @JackJacksonMMA
    @JackJacksonMMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "interesting" Joe didn't believe Ari either..

  • @warrenh
    @warrenh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I met Dice at a guitar center in the 90's. He was so nice and had a really gentle energy. He asked me to play drums for his son and we talked for a while, as he was just starting to play. Whenever someone came up and asked for his autograph etc, he would be really cold and curt with them, and turn back to me and be super cool.

    • @greggburke7796
      @greggburke7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You realize that curt means short and rude, right? Perhaps you should have used another adjective.

    • @warrenh
      @warrenh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@greggburke7796 I know what curt means, and he was curt with other people. What is the point of your comment exactly?

    • @greggburke7796
      @greggburke7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warrenh Oh I assumed you were saying he was being a nice guy, but you are saying he was nice to you but a dick to everyone else. My bad. I misunderstood what you were trying to say.

    • @bigmike5785
      @bigmike5785 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Gregg Burke Thanks, Gregg.

  • @BoldEagle22
    @BoldEagle22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Ari: “keep child abuse to a minimum”
    Joe: *pause* “you said that.”

    • @therandomraving7490
      @therandomraving7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ari: "So you're not saying to a minimum? I don't understand.."

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i don't believe for a second that Ari wasn't rifling through his drawers

  • @briggyb
    @briggyb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    7:50 they talk about the ban. Still an interesting conversation but sheesh.

    • @billblast8797
      @billblast8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      brigmund freud sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh

    • @germacam3498
      @germacam3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s called context bro...such pussys Jesus

    • @briggyb
      @briggyb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@germacam3498 thanks bro. Needed you to clarify. Or you could just not comment.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Such an annoying trend, “we bury what you’re looking for so that our ‘average watching time’ can go up for advertisers”

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m jealous of Ari’s foosball table.

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "as long as you keep child abuse to a minimum.."
    "You said that."
    Exactly.

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nautilus1972 It’s obvious he was making a fucking joke! And if you’re one of the dickholes who can’t see that, then you’re the problem, not Ari! I’m surprised Joe didn’t see it either, considering the fact that Joe himself is known to say some dark shit.

    • @lylechipperson3407
      @lylechipperson3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urgfswallows if you ignore the semantics of the difference in "not committing child abuse" and "keeping child abuse to a minimum" joe kinda looks like he was saying that it's okay to beat your kids lol

    • @InchFab
      @InchFab 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lylechipperson3407 in public

    • @therandomraving7490
      @therandomraving7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari's follow up was also funny: "So youre not saying to a minimum.. I don't understand" lol

  • @marksprinkle
    @marksprinkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "KOBE!!" - Ari Shaffir throwing away his career

    • @Swaebeats616
      @Swaebeats616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark Sprinkle original 👍🏽

    • @DvDPlaya
      @DvDPlaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's funny that Kobe ruins his career but _Free Boat Rides back to Africa_ didn't.

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @dannyamos313
      @dannyamos313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what he yelled when the chopper whent down

    • @kevindocmesa9073
      @kevindocmesa9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kobe was a dirtbag

  • @JM-bc1gd
    @JM-bc1gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    08:09 where story actually begins...

  • @AnjewTate
    @AnjewTate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I think the video should be retitled as: Why Andrew “Dice” Clay invited Ari Shaffir in his home to begin with.
    Now THAT is a story.

    • @alexeilindes7507
      @alexeilindes7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes also new update cant like as part of reassurance program

    • @jamesordwayultralightpilot
      @jamesordwayultralightpilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude oozes creepiness I wouldn't trust him. He reminds me of every sneaky little weasel character in movies that are always up to something. Last good thing he was ever in tho was Tasha.

  • @kevindoyle5856
    @kevindoyle5856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The amount of emotional energy ari can manipulate is impressive. Hes def the public square dude getting people riled up throughout history

    • @kevindoyle5856
      @kevindoyle5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Globglogabgolab 2.0 it’s genetic

    • @SonsOfDeForest
      @SonsOfDeForest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Globglogabgolab 2.0 "i recently learned im part jewish, which makes sense; i always knew i was up to something" -Owen Benjamin

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dice looks like “Tom Hanks as Dice” in a movie 😆

    • @threwthelookingglass7194
      @threwthelookingglass7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jay Are ok .. thought i was. the only one . thought it was hanks. from cloud atlas

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @PurpleCat2017
      @PurpleCat2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have np idea who this guy is but a friend of mine posted a pic of him on FB and I legot thought he was one of those mash-ups. He õooks like Tom Hanks mixed with Vin Diesel.

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ari calling dice "crazy" and that it's insane he does stuff "for the goof" is soooooo pot/kettle.
    He took a lot of notes...

  • @klepszekk8119
    @klepszekk8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    8:22 Ari’s explanation comes out smooth as silk until Joe asks the perfect question “Why would the other guy lie & tell Dice you went through his drawer?”
    Ari answers this with a joke, to blow it off. But that question makes you go, “Wait a minute, yeah, why WOULD the other guy lie about that? What motivation would a person have to lie about something like that?”
    Punching a hole in the logic of Ari’s story, making it feel like Ari is the one telling a lie. Especially when you know his past sketchy behavior.
    Of course he went thru the drawer & got himself banned from Dice’s house.

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally to get him banned for a laugh. That’s how comics think. It really doesn’t demand this much introspective to break it down.

    • @carsongxd
      @carsongxd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Flipindabird23 both of you are right

    • @Michael-el8nu
      @Michael-el8nu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole "but why would they lie?" Is the obvious path to an answer however it's so odd to me when it just stops there or "they don't have a reason to lie" conclusion just baffles me to no end I mean have ya been around humanity? Idk if ari did it but dude telling dice is either being honest or he might have lied because...
      1 Doesn't like Ari
      2 Compulsive liar
      3 Genuinely thought he saw something but is mistaken about what he saw
      4 Wants to gain favor with a celebrity
      5 Likes starting conflict
      6 wants to draw attention away from something he did
      7 just because
      I'm sure you already thought of similar reasons and I doubt you really think the guy would have zero reasons to lie, just wanted to share a few I could think of.

    • @untitled6391
      @untitled6391 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not that Ari shouldn't be banned anyway but this "why would he lie" stuff is complete nonsense

  • @fredrick7434
    @fredrick7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Andrew dice clay looks like Jon Stewart if he was a cocaine dealer his whole life 😤

  • @mochtesh
    @mochtesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Freddy Soto was one of the best stand-up comedians ever. Can't believe he's been gone 17 years. We missed out on so much great comedy.

  • @kimaboe
    @kimaboe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Chance that Ari didn't rifle through his drawer? None.

  • @gedkenny2009
    @gedkenny2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i like how this is a 9 minute video and the part the title refers to is a tiny 15-20 second bit right at the very end... lmao

  • @max-I-am
    @max-I-am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “He was always jealous of my upbringing and my foosball table at home.”

  • @SportTalkForDummies
    @SportTalkForDummies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ari can have a key to my place as long as he spikes my drinks

  • @loaditz
    @loaditz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What many people don't know is that Andrew Dice Clay was a rock n roll detective

  • @Mr1159pm
    @Mr1159pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A more interesting question would be why Joe hasn't banned him from his studio yet.

    • @ewolf132
      @ewolf132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's his tolerance for comedy that's letting it slide I think. They talk all the time about content over context and how comedy is comedy, which is true. As much as the fans (including myself) wouldn't mind Ari being banned, I think Joe is worried about the potential consequences after that.
      That being said, he still should have banned him after that. Guys like Ari don't learn unless someone does it for them

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunch of snowflakes, comedy is fucked.

    • @IvanVikktor715
      @IvanVikktor715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @mattmattix2598
    @mattmattix2598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That phone call story is awesome. Imagine telling your friends when they ask who keeps calling and you have to say Dice lol. They would think you are nuts lol. The thought of him at work having to explain to his boss why his phone was ringing is great.

  • @tbus1987
    @tbus1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Because Dice didn't want Ari putting Molly in his drinks 🍹

  • @nothanksplease
    @nothanksplease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I wouldn't let that weirdo in my house either. He'd probably drug all my food.

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cpaaretrofit wouldn't let him in my house. Yeah probably, to answer your douche question seriously. Lot more to work off if you have a memory.

    • @Bo_Knows_Tecmo
      @Bo_Knows_Tecmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Miss Kekistan yeah that dude is crazy. I still can’t believe he drugged that dude. It’s one thing to give someone some high powered weed or something but to spike their drink with a hard drug is going way to far. Luckily nothing bad happened.

    • @Milanvaneijk
      @Milanvaneijk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jep, he really has a lot of sociopath characteristics.

    • @da_jeezuss8922
      @da_jeezuss8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he would drug you with fun stuff, like molly. It's not like he would dose you with laxatives.

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miss Kekistan I hear he’s into snowballing

  • @jamesritch5245
    @jamesritch5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    If Captain spaulding had a son this is exactly what he'd look like

    • @lordslug7891
      @lordslug7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Ritch dude😂

    • @darrellroe6381
      @darrellroe6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dats a gud 1 dammit 👻

    • @johnbernal7996
      @johnbernal7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does look like Sid Haig lol

    • @Gestapo93
      @Gestapo93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHA Spot the F on!

    • @jwebbs999
      @jwebbs999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hooray

  • @KMcNally117
    @KMcNally117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It would be cool if they got Dice on the podcast. He is a character but has seen a lot of comedy and a part of its history.

  • @justinpaul4327
    @justinpaul4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    When Ari speaks he digs his on grave just a little more lol

    • @kawasakieddy61
      @kawasakieddy61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Out of all the comics that where canceled Ari should have been the biggest one

    • @Noticerofthings
      @Noticerofthings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ari is an amazing man and a great comedian. His video and tweet about Kobe made me a big fan, absolutely hilarious.

  • @TimahR
    @TimahR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And to think that Ari actually has really good friends.

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ari definitely looked through his desk.

    • @OhMeOhMy77
      @OhMeOhMy77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For sure! This cat needs a beating daily!

    • @tehallanaz
      @tehallanaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OhMeOhMy77 now all I can smell is cat piss

    • @mmcmann9539
      @mmcmann9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000%.

    • @LBTennis
      @LBTennis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100000%

    • @andrewhowden6198
      @andrewhowden6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10000000000000%

  • @live-inlegend9797
    @live-inlegend9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They actually had a moment of silence for someone that’s still alive. Sri looks like he already has a joke ready if he finds any of his friends dead 😂😂

  • @HumanShoot
    @HumanShoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Hes banned from my house too

    • @volcommadness
      @volcommadness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Brown not mine come over Ari let’s do shrooms together!!

    • @HumanShoot
      @HumanShoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robert Brown
      It would be different if bert had been offered the molly and he had taken it at will but nah fuck that coming in like a damn government agent and shit
      No point in having someone you cant trust in the house

  • @tonyhutz
    @tonyhutz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andrew Dice Clay looks like Vin Diesels flamboyant Dad.

  • @gregmartin1757
    @gregmartin1757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No way that guy didn't rifle through his draw! Never met him personally but just listen to him for 5 minutes and you know he absolutely the type of guy who wouldn't think twice before rifling through your draw.

  • @DarkLordofTheSith69
    @DarkLordofTheSith69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Why is everybody upset with Ari...the guy comes to your house and gives you free drugs ..he's like Santa

    • @da_jeezuss8922
      @da_jeezuss8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He surprises you with fun drugs. Who doesn't love surprises?

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love drugs and I love surprises but some drugs just are not meant to be surprises at all lol

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bert admitted his drinking problem got better after his Molly experience

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’ve never taken drugs like that if you think it sounds like a good idea lol

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews - I’ve done it. That would be ok. only psychedelics would be bad. Dosing Acid or DMT would be “dead to me” stuff. But the drugs where you’re just “you but moodier” isn’t the end of the world like Bert made it seem. My only problem was, Ari didn’t admit guilt at Bert’s wife. She made all these plans for Bert, and Bert had to cancel Cuz he was suddenly too high. Ari just shrugged. That’s not cool.

  • @BrianTurnerPiano
    @BrianTurnerPiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Ari is annoying AF. He thinks too highly of himself and he’s not really that funny.

    • @CARTOONIVERSE1
      @CARTOONIVERSE1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brian Turner- Because he's an Jewish L.A. rich kid. Totally entitled w/ nothing but time on his hands.

    • @Jay-oz5zo
      @Jay-oz5zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tony Marselle spotted the jew!

    • @suckmyass101
      @suckmyass101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tony Marselle stating he's a Jew is antisemitism? Man you Jews sure are fragile.

    • @namelessfaceless5748
      @namelessfaceless5748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tony Marselle define antisemite. Here's a clue, it does not and has NEVER meant anti-jew. You MUST speak hebrew, eqyptian, or arab or prescribe to one of those 3 cultures to be semitic, unless it is the Abrahamic version in which all muslims and christians are also semites. You ashkenazi? That's a convert. A fake jew for the record.

  • @fulltimetrader48
    @fulltimetrader48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Adventures of Ford Fairlane was the best movie ever!

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dice's funeral should be called "Dying on Stage" and you have a viewing with him on stage in an upright coffin and then have people "do standup"
    in his voice roasting everyone who came to the funeral.

  • @silverslider562
    @silverslider562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I feel like over the years slowly but surely Rogan has been gradually turning into a meatball right before our eyes.

    • @2MossBag
      @2MossBag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s all that elk meat lol

    • @guymetdrapedes220
      @guymetdrapedes220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A ball of meat that gives you butter?

    • @lucariololol
      @lucariololol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ryan boughton a tool but not a guido

    • @smasherblues5322
      @smasherblues5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HGH will do that to ya.

  • @AllThingsInterestingOfficial
    @AllThingsInterestingOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Andrew dice clay looks like Tom Hanks dressed up like Elton John

  • @scootcho
    @scootcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Its never too late to have a happy childhood.

  • @MetalArrow
    @MetalArrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari is that one friend, you didn't regret losing.

  • @daves2822
    @daves2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari resembles Darth Plagueis. His head is like Stewie Griffins head perpendicular to the ground.

  • @ratedtriplex
    @ratedtriplex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone remember Gilbert Gottfried's impression of Andrew Dice Clay more than Andrew Dice Clay?

  • @deadyrockspin
    @deadyrockspin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im not sure about as a comedian, but as a human Dice is one of the funniest people in history

  • @JimmyTurner
    @JimmyTurner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how joe keeps going with it like he's not joking.

  • @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind
    @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A person that does not feel guilt or remorse would have no reason to find themselves at fault for something that they did with the intention of hurting another person. To a person high in psychopathy, their actions can always be rationalized to be the fault of another person. That is why Ari can not love or be loved.

  • @dominicbaptist
    @dominicbaptist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:40 Joe is in fact standing up

  • @JonnyMudMower
    @JonnyMudMower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    After drugging Bert I wouldn't trust ari with a goldfish......lost any little respect I had for him

    • @Tubring22
      @Tubring22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ari drugging an obese racist legendary party animal is hilarious

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont like bert as a comedian or as a person but what ari did was messed up

    • @blakeshields1549
      @blakeshields1549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari and Bert are still friends, it might not be right to you or me but it doesn’t have any effect on your life so why give a shit?

    • @lezzlove4841
      @lezzlove4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      legend

    • @JonnyMudMower
      @JonnyMudMower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mark woo I didn't know they took food stamps for Internet service ,,,,,,good for you!!!

  • @Vmh1717
    @Vmh1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Ari just gives me bad vibes man

    • @CARTOONIVERSE1
      @CARTOONIVERSE1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TonyHolland17- *That's Kosher L.A. Evil you're smelling.* EVIL.

    • @Fisker94
      @Fisker94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chillin in the bath update Remember pearl harbor? We can all be a little sneaky some times.

    • @GrizzlyanCristian
      @GrizzlyanCristian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Fisker94 stop snickering while rubbing your hands together, I can still hear you!

    • @Fisker94
      @Fisker94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GrizzlyanCristian Wha? No, we hold big Asian culture diversity festival. Tell all these racist white people, that Japan and China are different. (And when you get there, I'm gonna have a little surprise, you Japense dog) *whispering while rubbing hand together

    • @Fisker94
      @Fisker94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SedonaStona What? Maybe try to google it, its a sout park reference. Did you get butt hurt on some US patriot shit? If not why else phrase it like that?

  • @goodbassfishin
    @goodbassfishin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Maybe I don't have to grow up?"
    Ari's mind: "Maybe I can be a sociopath?"

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dice stalking a fan is some all time great shit lol 😆

  • @prophetiron3179
    @prophetiron3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The diceman looks like a certified switch hitter in that thumbnail.

  • @allensauce6488
    @allensauce6488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ari really does look like he’d take all your money

  • @Smegma_pirate
    @Smegma_pirate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ari is banned from my house and I don’t even know the guy.

    • @imstrongerthanyou5494
      @imstrongerthanyou5494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      honeydewbunson you don't have a house you dipshit and nobody know you neither!!

    • @Smegma_pirate
      @Smegma_pirate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imstrongerthanyou5494 lol was that English ?

  • @Cocksmoker87
    @Cocksmoker87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Keep child abuse to a minimum" -"....You said that...."

    • @AManCalledDutch
      @AManCalledDutch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonas Lantto bad thing to say considering Joe had an abusive father.

  • @MICHAEL_MAY_8
    @MICHAEL_MAY_8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When people preface a statement with "I hate to be THAT guy"...Ari is the guy they're talking about.

  • @DanielRojas-jh6ld
    @DanielRojas-jh6ld ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg Dice was calling the guy back and the guy was tired of talking to him. That's hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😅

  • @christianramey1304
    @christianramey1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Why Ari Shaffir was banned for mocking Kobe and multiple children's deaths"

    • @adj4596
      @adj4596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I banned him when he "Molly whopped" his friend ,friend btw
      So after this Kobe Bryant mock ,best believe he's banned

    • @Swaebeats616
      @Swaebeats616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christian Ramey he only mocked Kobe. Didn’t know about the kids until it was too late

    • @adj4596
      @adj4596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Swaebeats616 funny 1st thing the news put out was Kobe Bryant and 8 others including his daughter,ari is lazy and know now that his comments ,not jokes because their wasn't an in of effort behind it,and only feelings and emotions,which w/o direction led him here

    • @bartvy
      @bartvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A DJ first of all.. nothing “funny” about this buddy. and second; The first report tmz put out only mentioned Kobe might have died in a helicopter accident not much Els. Nobody Els was mentioned in that first post. Doesn’t make Ari less of a tool for what he did. But saying he (Knowingly and purposely) mocked the death of kids is just factually untrue and just as bad in taste as his fucking video.

    • @Swaebeats616
      @Swaebeats616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IronManBart 🎯

  • @MrByrl
    @MrByrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Italian wolverine" how does Ari not know dice is Jewish?

    • @123TheSimpsons
      @123TheSimpsons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MrByrl does dice know?

    • @MasterTeep
      @MasterTeep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dice is the most Italian jew ive ever seen

    • @marclou4228
      @marclou4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Italian Jews are a thing...

    • @patrickbrian3814
      @patrickbrian3814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree but Jews from New York at least some of them have stronger New York accents and similar traits

    • @patrickbrian3814
      @patrickbrian3814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I didn’t know he was both , but you see my point

  • @chewyismycopilot788
    @chewyismycopilot788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After his little excursion to se asia i wouldnt let ari in my home or especially near my kids

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You said that." Truly, that made me laugh out loud very much :-)

  • @danielschurr6817
    @danielschurr6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant believe ive been living 45 mins away from brooklyn for 25 years and ive never heard of the diceman

  • @chrisd997
    @chrisd997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This dude seems like a genuinely evil person , loving seeing other people suffer …etc

  • @MykkR0b0
    @MykkR0b0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The thought of Ari having anything to do with the judicial system other than finally going to prison is a scary thought.

  • @A92_
    @A92_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wouldn't want Ari in my house either.

    • @brettbigass9313
      @brettbigass9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn't go to your house, so I think you're good.

  • @alexback3395
    @alexback3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:15 is the exact stare Roe Jogan always does when he is trying to understand how another human being is thinking. Doesn't matter if it's a comedian or a serial killer. Same stare.

  • @EnableMind
    @EnableMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe- "Just don't be an asshole"
    Ari- hold my spiked drink

  • @jojodancer1743
    @jojodancer1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When are you gonna talk about what Ari said about Kobe's death Joe?

    • @lxuaes6915
      @lxuaes6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jojo Dancer joe a pro at turnin the blind eye

    • @kensmok6045
      @kensmok6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably in a week or two after its settled down. Joe knows to leave it alone for now out of respect for the family. No need to give the dickhead attention.

    • @661AV13
      @661AV13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U guys do kno he already did right ?

    • @jojodancer1743
      @jojodancer1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@661AV13 Fuck you and your smug comment with no link.

    • @brettbigass9313
      @brettbigass9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kobe was a bitch. Who cares

  • @davidzshit
    @davidzshit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ari is a friend you would expect Joe to have. Not just a childhood friend, like a friend he met 3 months ago but still kept him as a friend

  • @thepeckhampoet1909
    @thepeckhampoet1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love hearing comedians talk about legendary comics from the past and present.
    There's no gimmicks, no musical instruments, no skills other then their personalities.
    It's why comedy for me is the greatest form of art and creativity.
    I believe it's the best thing we have as humans.
    When I hear comics talk about the greats, for me it's like hearing about the gods.

  • @ivannapoles4049
    @ivannapoles4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari’s proved his comment about not having to grow up true recently. Spiking Bert’s drink and then trolling Kobe’s death

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait.. . Did the spiking Bert thing happen AFTER this video? Because I thought Joe saying, "Did you spike his kids?" was a reference to that.
      If so, clearly this is a pattern of behavior

  • @grimrevan4660
    @grimrevan4660 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dice looks like Vin Diesel merged with Elton John

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Am I the only one who thought that was an old(er) looking Tom Hanks?
    *I will NEVER understand Joe’s love of Ari

    • @brettbigass9313
      @brettbigass9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari is funny. You aren't. Cry harder, bitch.

  • @moondoggarvey4282
    @moondoggarvey4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ari doesn't know it but he's banned from my home too.

  • @AM-we6en
    @AM-we6en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ari is banned from all homes including his own. This guy is a mini Cosby

  • @coopboulton
    @coopboulton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Calling a fan over and over again until they get annoyed is something Bert Kreischer would do

  • @Boy-lb6cg
    @Boy-lb6cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isnt that the guy that pee'd in ur hallway thinking no one saw 😅

  • @TedOfNod
    @TedOfNod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:52
    Why Andrew “Dice” Clay Banned Ari Shaffir From His Home