Frank: "Do you understand?! This movie is my f*cking shot, & I'M the lead, I'M the star!!! It's gonna be 'Goodfellas' on a golf course & it's gonna be a hit!!!" Dice: We're gonna turn this movie into a f*cking Jerry Lewis movie." I love that line LMFAO
Its great to watch Dice talking to Joey because the whole power structure changes. Listening to Dice talk to Joey is like listening to Joey talk to his guests. That speaks volumes as to how great Dice is.
Yeah, he was hot for about a month. Then sam kinison put out " louder than hell" and everyone forgot who fucking jack and jill were. Kinison was/and still is , 100000x funnier than the bald dice.
Never tried to watch the guy but the vibe sucks and what I have heard sucks but I figured it’s just the 80s some people didn’t have access to funny people and were lame themselves lol
" im gonna turn this movie into a fucking jerry lewis movie" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive replayed that bit maybe 40 or 50 times just to hear Joey laugh at it. Even Dice giggled.
Brian Frumps Joey Diaz was raised by an Italian man called Carmine ‘the torch’ Balzano when he started living with him after his mom died when he was 15 years old.
When dice said "and I don't say a word" it hit me that Joey's Comedy is learned through dice...you can tell Joey Loves dice and respects him as a comedian
homie is really out here in shades, fingerless leather gloves, and a sleeveless shirt. looking like the hells angel that got left at spring break 2002 and never left bruh! i just noticed he has an iced Starbucks
Nobody: Me: So what happened with the release of the movie. Sly Stallone did a cameo in the movie, but when they released the previews for promotional purposes, Sly was featured prominently and almost exclusively in the previews implying he was the star of the movie, which prompted Sly to sue the producers/production company for misrepresenting his role in the movie. The case was settled out of court and the movie was never released.
I fucking love Joey. You just know he has some crazy funny shit he wants to say but all you get is a wheezing sound because he can't even begin to project his thoughts 😂😂😂
I can't imagine having lived my life without experiencing the belly laughs from the paralyzing humor of both dice and sam kinison. So lucky to have been around to witness and appreciate these two comic titans...
I’ll wait till midnight to blow my cork. Total gentleman that Dice. You need to be there to catch. They do it to themselves. Wow some honesty is refreshing.
I love Dice. Saw him once like 25 years ago. Some fucks were heckling him trying to do the poems with him and he fucking smashed them! It was hysterical!!!
The funny part is that in a fight Frank Stallone would cripple Dice. Dice is a nice Jewish boy from Long Island who created a schtick playing a street guy from Brooklyn and started to believe his own act. He couldnt win a fight that was rigged.
Dice is amazing but one thing he’s great at that no one ever talks about, is he doesn’t laugh when people around him crack up. Like if Joey Diaz was sitting next to me laughing like that, I’d be rolling just hearing it. But the fact Dice doesn’t crack is amazing
Joeys laugh sounds like you put diesel in a gas powered car
Hahaha
Idiot lol
Hhhhhrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhg
great comment lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
Joey got that "Pepper Grinder at Olive Garden" laugh.
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Oh shit... . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂mucucs
Oh no, Not that Olive Garden shit again! Lol!!
Fking hilarious
"Joey Diaz gets told a story for a change"
You know it's entertaining when he doesn't interrupt and go to tell one of his stories😂
Lmfao
One of the few people he won’t try that stupid shit with
A story set in the 90s as well.
If Dice removed his glasses, his nose would come off as well.
😂this made my day
hahahahah
I can’t unsee that now 😂
Hahahaha absolutely SPOT ON!!
If you invented this joke then you are a genius, funniest shit I read today
Joey's laugh is like trying to shift gears in a manual without using the clutch
Straight truck
Speed shifting
You can actually change gears without using the clutch first. Just need to know how to time it
@@rottentomatoes5171 absolutely true, I used to do it when I drove a straight truck 35 years ago.
Why does my TH-cam browsing always lead me back to Joey Diaz?
birsay123 me too
It just be's dat way......besides it's subconscious, we love him & he's da best Cocksuckas!!!!
I got the same issue
'cause you're a savage like Joey
Because God is real.
Joey’s laugh sounds like my 13 year old pug when he gets excited
Frank: "Do you understand?! This movie is my f*cking shot, & I'M the lead, I'M the star!!! It's gonna be 'Goodfellas' on a golf course & it's gonna be a hit!!!"
Dice: We're gonna turn this movie into a f*cking Jerry Lewis movie."
I love that line LMFAO
Classic!!
6:50 Joey sounds like my iron when the steam is ready
Damidas I pushed out a hemroid seeing that
Hahaha fucking perfect 👌🤣
🤣
LMFAO!!!
Lmfaoooo 2:15
“You ever been to Ixtapa?”
“No”
“Nobody has.”
What does "Lmfaoooo" mean?
@@showtime951 laugh my fucking ass off off off off
Its great to watch Dice talking to Joey because the whole power structure changes. Listening to Dice talk to Joey is like listening to Joey talk to his guests. That speaks volumes as to how great Dice is.
He's a fucking bell end.
And Joey's undying love for him, as it is for us too....long live the dice man!!
U are a genius for noticing that
love this kind of respect
Whenever u see dices car pull up just know
"Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50", OH!, the Diceman has always been one of my favorites!🤣🤣🤣
Yep “He needed the money.” Genius. “It’s to hot to fu……” All the best to you and yours.
Yeah, he was hot for about a month. Then sam kinison put out " louder than hell" and everyone forgot who fucking jack and jill were. Kinison was/and still is , 100000x funnier than the bald dice.
@@deebop4904 Sam was a genius. Funniest bit ever about folks living in a desert.
Funny if your a teenage boy. He just a shock value Adam Sandler.
Never tried to watch the guy but the vibe sucks and what I have heard sucks but I figured it’s just the 80s some people didn’t have access to funny people and were lame themselves lol
" im gonna turn this movie into a fucking jerry lewis movie" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive replayed that bit maybe 40 or 50 times just to hear Joey laugh at it. Even Dice giggled.
Fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
No wonder it never released
Lol that shit is hilarious
Hearing a jew and a cuban pretend they're italian...is tremendous
Brian Frumps Joey Diaz was raised by an Italian man called Carmine ‘the torch’ Balzano when he started living with him after his mom died when he was 15 years old.
Which is which? 😂
@@SETHPCAMPOS what do you mean which is which 😂
Og Bbq raised by him? Do you mean lived with him for a year and a half?
@@SammyJoeLouis he grew up in north bergen nj, you could be there for a week and come out with a thick fuckin accent
Dice is looking like Larry David's father on curb your enthusiasm.
Haha
Dice is looking like Larry David tbh
💀💀💀
@@realwingman1 a swole LD 😂
When dice said "and I don't say a word" it hit me that Joey's Comedy is learned through dice...you can tell Joey Loves dice and respects him as a comedian
Dice: "I didn't eat for 5 weeks."
Also Dice: "Everyday at 5 I would have pasta and garlic bread."
lmao
in the Italian culture thats not eating 😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@poindextertunes Dice ain't no Italian
@@poindextertunes dice b jewish
homie is really out here in shades, fingerless leather gloves, and a sleeveless shirt. looking like the hells angel that got left at spring break 2002 and never left
bruh! i just noticed he has an iced Starbucks
nikit Hayagardabhih if you become half as successful as he is you can wear whatever tf you want
@@fredfrederickson lol damn straight, and lets pray that happens
His look for 35 years now
Lmfaoooooo
Yeah like a douche
" imma turn this film into a fuckin Jerry Lewis movie " 😫😫😫😭🤣😂😂😂💀☠❤❤❤
Lewis
Andrew Dice Grey looks so much different than I remember him. I love these stories. Hope all is great Joey and Lee. 👍🏼
Nobody:
Me: So what happened with the release of the movie. Sly Stallone did a cameo in the movie, but when they released the previews for promotional purposes, Sly was featured prominently and almost exclusively in the previews implying he was the star of the movie, which prompted Sly to sue the producers/production company for misrepresenting his role in the movie. The case was settled out of court and the movie was never released.
Thanks for the info.
Yeah that’s rough.
I fucking love Joey. You just know he has some crazy funny shit he wants to say but all you get is a wheezing sound because he can't even begin to project his thoughts 😂😂😂
There has never been a time either of these guys leave me in tears of joy !!!! Love you Joey !!!! Don't change or apologize for anything Dice !!!!
I need an Andrew Dice Clay book titled Dice: I do the fuckin'
and just be a whole book about revenge plots and stories of things he's done to people.
Hearing Dice tell a story makes me appreciate uncle Joey even more!!
The only reason Frank Stallone isn't famous is because he's Frank Stallone.
Best singer alive? You guessed it. Frank Stallone
Now that’s a callback! Just got done watching that compilation
Listening to Diaz breath always makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded! 🤦🏻♂️😂
“It was an accident” lol
Dice gave a solid performance in A Star is Born.
Lee's little giggle 😂😂😂
Bro he did one right as i read your comment haha
@@chilliLRKyup been reading comments and wham that thing happenslol
The world needs DICE......because he's brutally honest
Joey "ki ki ki ki" Diaz
'If you're in another state from your girlfriend, its not cheating!' lol
Lee is a ball of giggles LOL
The whole not sharing a bedroom thing seems wrong, but feels right !! Great point DICE!!
I listened to Dice man as a Teenager, I am now a 50 year old GRANDFATHER 🥶🤡🤣✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Same man, same
The Dice Man, And Uncle Joey is a great combo!
Dice is one of the last few of a dying breed
That is a genuine giggle, Lee is actually really tickled and into this!! I live it
When eminem said he was gonna bring the fingerless gloves back
Hahaha whos this guy never saw em
😂😂😂😂
I wish Iron Sheik would make Eminem humble......do it , Sheiky baby :p
El guapo del feugo and not give singular fuck, like fuck rap
I wear them every day. I'm also in a wheelchair lol.
An ongoing podcast with Joey and Dice would be the shiiiiiiiiiiiiet
Oh man, I'm dying..Dice is still freaking hilarious, lol. so awesome.
I can't imagine having lived my life without experiencing the belly laughs from the paralyzing humor of both dice and sam kinison. So lucky to have been around to witness and appreciate these two comic titans...
Diaz sounds like his lungs are making a Cappucino
"You got until midnight to get here, I'm nice like that." LOL!!
That gigglin at the end is a KILLA
Dice once pulled me up on stage one night, Governors Levittown, NY. Thank you for the memory.
Everytime he says "You know" take a shot
woah I just commented this but didn't see your comment lol. great minds think alike 😎
Workout gloves outside of the gym. Bold move.
IGPX Satomi funny thing he does it to minimize germs
@@vitolabarbera651 When he probably has a few STDs....
Is it some kind of gay signal?
Sleeveless shirt, fingerless gloves. If hes wearing trainers and basketball shorts im assuming he came from the gym.
Make lees laugh into a ringtone 😂😂
everytime joey laughs I'm worried he's dying
That’s not him laughing, it’s the cancer inside him laughing!!
Dice is still hilarious!
Dice is Funnier Now as a Crabby Old Man!!!,,,this is Hilarious 😂😂
Two geniuses. History will remember them well
Dice is the king! This guy has still got it!!
Lee’s laugh at 9:23 😳😳🤣🤣
It’s just so heart warming to see JD laugh, laugh and laugh some more at the feet of the great DC stories😊
You guest it...
Frank Stallone.
Who dah fuuhck .... Is Frank Stallone ?!
Lol who is that does Stallone have a cousin I don't know about??!
travis baker His brother. He is a recording artist. Had some hits in the 80’s.
@@TheDizzleHawke ahhhhhh okay woww lol ....thanks man!
travis baker
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They look a lot alike.
"You guessed it. Frank Stallone." - Norm
Dice, you look healthy. Keep pushin the envelope brother.
OMG best sidekick ever!!! But that said he's got the perfect evil villain giggle
I wear fingerless gloves every day, just like Dice. But I'm in a wheelchair.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣tremendous
@@6fthondaboi I think so, too!
🔥🔥🔥
I’ll wait till midnight to blow my cork. Total gentleman that Dice. You need to be there to catch. They do it to themselves. Wow some honesty is refreshing.
Andrew ‘It was an accident’ Dice Clay
Two guys who love the sound of their own voices.
And one guy whose still listening, funding their careers.
Uncle Joey sounding like a velociraptor
Dice sounds like Bea Arthur ffs!!
Joey Diaz over there laughing like Max B 😂
i love watching uncle joey laugh
I laughed so much watching the Adventures of Ford Fairlane, I missed 35% of it. LOL!!
I've heard Frank Stallone before and Dice is right.Its Abit stunning because you don't expect it.😎
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ! DICE IS HILARIOUS, AND JOEY'S LAUGH IS INFECTIOUS
You know he's a good story teller cause Joey isn't going on his own diatribe
I love Dice. Saw him once like 25 years ago. Some fucks were heckling him trying to do the poems with him and he fucking smashed them! It was hysterical!!!
Dice is still an animal. " It is not cheating if she does not get there in time." Going to run this by my wife to see how she feels about it. LOL
That is such a cool idea with the seperate bedrooms..Maybe Dice is a genius..lol
I love Dice. He tells it like it is.
Frank's biggest problem is Frank.
The funny part is that in a fight Frank Stallone would cripple Dice. Dice is a nice Jewish boy from Long Island who created a schtick playing a street guy from Brooklyn and started to believe his own act. He couldnt win a fight that was rigged.
and you know this how?
2:05 Joey laughs like the brothers do, sort of a nod to Earnie from Sesame Street.
show notes, Joey is just like DIce, and Skip to 10:42 , Lee laugh ❤️
@0:37 Joey lovvvves when you mention that a person can sing well💯
Rocking the illuminati sleeveless
Lee's laugh makes me laugh
I Didn't notice this was dice without his bedazzled Jacket ..
Stallone needs to release this movie🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Harry Caray were a badass...
Gdamn he still cracks my ass up lmao 🤣
Ya hes a singer...(rolling belly laugh)
get prepared not scared brian frumps take it back
“Goodfellas on a golf course” sounds like an incredible movie plot
This was my favorite ever podcast and I'm subbed to all deathsquad this is amazing
10 dollar star bucks drink and biker gloves lol
Lee giggling in the back round is funnier than this whole thing
Dice is amazing but one thing he’s great at that no one ever talks about, is he doesn’t laugh when people around him crack up. Like if Joey Diaz was sitting next to me laughing like that, I’d be rolling just hearing it. But the fact Dice doesn’t crack is amazing
Those glasses are dope.
Larry King style...
😂😂 bro 😎 you leave me no choice but they do it to themselves 😂😂😂
2:48 I lived in Xtapa..not an island !
Nobody gives a fuck😂
@@AresTheJoker 7 people do. You got squat 😂
"I'm nice like that" LMAO! The Diceman Cumeth ;)
If you look closely you can see a 2142 Dustin Hoffman