Tbf, I know this is a joke, but if Joey were born in 33, he'd only be in his 70s or 80s by now, so you could conclude that it's too early to determine if it WAS the stars of DEATH that made Uncle Joey immortal! But it confused the hell outta me at first when he said it.🤣
Lol really wish that Lee hadn't explained what he meant so quick. You just know it would have only gotten funnier if Lee actually kept quiet after being told to shut up! Rofl!
@@Bigonewsnetwork808 I agree with you. I have to turn up the podcast to hear Joey sometimes and when the clip is over, that blasting giggle at the end really irritates the shit out of me "Why didn't she like him?" I can't get to the mute fast enough...
Its disrespect. Feeding people is a big thing and if you even provide ingredients and you get some "new" recipe that is absolutely a great reason to never talk again. I am fat though so theres that xD
Joey " 1933, which made me 30 years old, I got into stand up, I got really really serious about stand up in 1993." Hes so fkn high he's time traveling in his story lmao
Only Diaz can go from dead serious/being disgusted talking about how its a complete lack of respect to offer him boxed Mash potatoes and then in the next sentence, without skipping a beat, with a little smile on his face talk about how he was about to rob the boyfreind. You got to love Joeys moral compass. Robbing someone is one thing ..but offering someone boxed Mash potatoes?? Now we got a real problem.
"i will still eat the salat BUT now I have to put you on a fucking watchlist like you are some fucking terrorist or something." I Lost It 🤣 "thats not how you fucking got me here. That was not on the menú 😂😂😂😂😂"
@@joepapa7958 Do you know how much the world has changed since then? We literally endured a whole pandemic within that amount of time. Hell, the person who said rofl could be dead right now for all we know. My point being, trying to pettily insult someone 3 years after the initial comment is just futile and childish. Grow up.
He was ready to flip the table and beat Lee to death with a leg of the table over box mashed potatoes. That's why I love Joey and an proud to call him uncle Joey lmao
@@sarkisagababyan4076 I wouldn't say beautiful. It just comes off as a poor attempt to be funny. It's like he's presenting himself as a big dumb oaf when in reality he's a slightly less big dumb oaf.
@@privateuser7 Haha. I know what you mean, but I've watched a lot of his podcasts, he's pretty consistent, so there for it doesn't come off to me like that. Just me though. I've gotten use to his comic ways.
My aunt made thanksgiving dinner by filling the turkey with oyster stuffing. My grandfather and her husband, my uncle, loved oysters. The bird was inedible.
That's so fucking weird, my mom used to make a spaghetti and clam sauce that was amazing, unusually creamy. Somewhere along the line, my mom swears she never changed the recipe, but it stopped being as creamy. The sauce became watery instead of creamy. Nobody knew what had happened, including my mom. We never figured it out. RIP Clam Sauce
Exactly. I hate when you have a great deli or restaurant sells to someone and change everything. Especially when they have a good reputation for certain meals. What can you do.
Uncle joey i can ALWAYS count on you to put a smile on my face no matter how bad my day is THANK YOU MAN U SAVED ME SO MANY TIMES THANKS MAN AND I TAKE MY FOOD JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!❤✌🙏😎
I dated a chick born and semi raised out here in Texas and she always made boxed tatoes. I agree with Joey it’s not hard to boil water and cook and cut a potato
The same should be said about stuffing. From scratch.....not a damn box. •Stale Bread •Onions •Macintosh Apple •Salt, Peper & some sage *Mix Batta-Bing Batta-Boom start stuffing!
Turducken isn’t terrible either with the Cajun sausage. But I might be biased I grew up on Asian food... school food and holidays with my white family was my only experience with American cuisine until adulthood
No wonder Uncle Joey got all these crazy stories, he’s been in the game since 1933
The way this clip opens up is so fuckin funny and high Im laughing into tomorrow
I heard that too lmao
Uncle joey a brutal bastard hat on walked out 2 years
And he was 30 at the time lol
I swear he's been the same age in 1983, 1993 and 2006 lol. Cracks me up. "look Boulder 1984.."
Uncle Joey was 30 years old in 1933... so many stars of death it made him immortal.
Stahs of dett
Fuck that's funny bro
Tbf, I know this is a joke, but if Joey were born in 33, he'd only be in his 70s or 80s by now, so you could conclude that it's too early to determine if it WAS the stars of DEATH that made Uncle Joey immortal! But it confused the hell outta me at first when he said it.🤣
He meant 63
93
When it seemed like Lee was advocating for boxed mash potatoes it legitimately looked like Joey was getting ready to cut Lee out of his life.
patrick howard I got a question if you love mashed potatoes to the highest level will you eat only the best or eat all qualities and quantities?
@@einherjar777 if i loved them i wouldnt eat them.
I like the consistency of boxed mash potatoes
@@yungsebas3528 gentile
@@Bodycountunknown who says “gentile”? Weird
4:36 "Listen. *Just shut up.*
Dude I cried laughing at that lol
😂
@SEO Tree HAHAHA idk
Lol really wish that Lee hadn't explained what he meant so quick. You just know it would have only gotten funnier if Lee actually kept quiet after being told to shut up! Rofl!
Oh my god, when his eyebrows dropped and he slowed down. Lee knew he was in trouble.
" I'll eat the chicken cutlets and the salad, but now you on the watchlist" Lmao
Joey telling war and hunger stories from 1933
Tremendous
Joey has been, and always will be. A star is born every time Joey eats one! Joey ascends time amd the 3rd dimension! Fagghetabowtit
I’ve had linguine with clams in Rome and it was the best thing I’ve ever tasted. That was in 1880 tho.
chase myers how old are you damn 1880? Lmao
@@quintinmcadams5866 the answer is : as fuck.
This really made me laugh
You must be a vampire
LMAO
wouldn't be a Joey podcast without Lee giggling like a little school girl in the background
i hate that shit it really annoying.
@@Bigonewsnetwork808 fuck you you rat bastard
@@Bigonewsnetwork808 u suck
Humble ya self kid!!!!!
@@Bigonewsnetwork808 I agree with you. I have to turn up the podcast to hear Joey sometimes and when the clip is over, that blasting giggle at the end really irritates the shit out of me "Why didn't she like him?" I can't get to the mute fast enough...
Cutting someone out of your life because they served you a different meal to what you expected is the fattest thing I've ever heard
Its disrespect. Feeding people is a big thing and if you even provide ingredients and you get some "new" recipe that is absolutely a great reason to never talk again.
I am fat though so theres that xD
@@basementboy1910 your logic matches your name
@@basementboy1910 bro wtf that’s some babyboy shit mfs are jus too fucking spoiled
Not a lot can beat Stavros Halkias' "Thousand Island Stare"
Fat brain
DAWG IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN 1933, I WAS IN BOULDA COLARADO
gibememoni LOL
Maaaaaaaaaan, whodafuck farted?!
“Boulda” 😂
I was doin' blow out behind tha chuhch with Eddie tha Wop
Joey " 1933, which made me 30 years old, I got into stand up, I got really really serious about stand up in 1993." Hes so fkn high he's time traveling in his story lmao
@skankhunt42 he's from New York, they're all full of shit
skankhunt42 - Shut the fuck up. Just because you’ve had a boring ass life doesn’t mean everyone else has.
@@Tom-sm8fw lmfao
Had to rewind to make sure I heard that right.
I love how Joey's upset about mashed potatoes, meanwhile he's planning on robbing them lol 😂😂
💀💀
& low down stuff like stealing car tags..jc 🤌🏻🤪
I mean it's 200k...
Only Diaz can go from dead serious/being disgusted talking about how its a complete lack of respect to offer him boxed Mash potatoes and then in the next sentence, without skipping a beat, with a little smile on his face talk about how he was about to rob the boyfreind. You got to love Joeys moral compass. Robbing someone is one thing ..but offering someone boxed Mash potatoes?? Now we got a real problem.
+@SEO Tree ...
Then you need to buy a black one....
Joey is a bad person who deserves to burn in hell.
+@@acain6803 ...
And you... Where are you going? Lol
Omerta
“She’s from the yuppie side where they jump up and down and shit” I’m dying so hard laughing 😂
I read this as soon as he said it and lost it 😂
He aint wrong lmfao
What does that mean tho? Jump Up and down?
"you lied to me you fucked with my emotions"😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂exactly
"i will still eat the salat BUT now I have to put you on a fucking watchlist like you are some fucking terrorist or something." I Lost It 🤣 "thats not how you fucking got me here. That was not on the menú 😂😂😂😂😂"
Joey was about to go off on Lee when he thought he was talking about boxed potatoes😂
When i see instant mashed potatoes i think of prison lmao
I read this while he said it🤣
"once you tell me you are making something that's all I'm thinking about all day" that's so true 😭😭😭 I anticipate it
Joey so stoned he said 1933 lmao
Born in 1903 , our guy has seen some things!
He's seen the devil in the past
He saw when God was born. Some shit!!!
Diaz: "I don't know anybody who ever used box mashed potatoes"
Syatt: "There so easy to make, why would you..."
Diaz: "Listen, just shut up."
ROFL!!!
Came from the heart lmao
Bro Said ROFL
@DimebagVision my Brother 3 years ago was 2019
@@joepapa7958 Do you know how much the world has changed since then? We literally endured a whole pandemic within that amount of time. Hell, the person who said rofl could be dead right now for all we know. My point being, trying to pettily insult someone 3 years after the initial comment is just futile and childish. Grow up.
@@joepapa7958 what kinda person throws that kind of shade.
You know it’s a good ass story when Joey says “I’ll make a long story short” more than once
When mr. Diaz told Lee shut up because he thought that he was talking about instant mashed potatoes fucking hilarious
4:38 I love how intensely he said shut up over mash potatoes
Joey Diaz is a passionate guy.
He was ready to flip the table and beat Lee to death with a leg of the table over box mashed potatoes. That's why I love Joey and an proud to call him uncle Joey lmao
This clip made me start wearing hats! No better way to show your disappointment than slowly putting on a hat indoors and standing up to leave.
“1933 witch made me 30 years old” 😂
A "witch" put a spell on him and made him 30.
Joey looks great for being 116 years old
The way he tied that story together at the end with the small things lead to big things was beautiful
I swear he says shit wrong on purpose
This man really said he was born in 1903😂
He does. That's what's beautiful
@@sarkisagababyan4076 I wouldn't say beautiful. It just comes off as a poor attempt to be funny. It's like he's presenting himself as a big dumb oaf when in reality he's a slightly less big dumb oaf.
@@privateuser7 Haha. I know what you mean, but I've watched a lot of his podcasts, he's pretty consistent, so there for it doesn't come off to me like that. Just me though. I've gotten use to his comic ways.
SEO Tree km
Joey looks great for being 120 years old
He went from clams to mussels to clams to crabs and to clams again hahaha
😂😂😂
My Dad would use clams and calamari when I was a kid.. You never forget the best flavor..
With stories like these you can really tell Joey was an only child.
And an asshole.
srspower nah
srspower he’s a basic thug so yeah he’s an asshole
srspower lol an asshole is somebody who talks shit about a celebrity online. Douchebag.
@@sealife12 facts lmaooo
I think we just found Anthony Bourdain‘s replacement.
He kinda looks like an older, chubbier, Cuban version of him hahaha.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't replace AB.
Lol
4:30 Uncle Joey was seriously disgusted with Lee. 😆
I would be too 😂
I wanna see an animated version of this! 😂
Daniel Castaneda still trying to see how he hid behind the car
Hahahaahaha
You know it’s gonna be a good story when Joey says, “Lemme tell you how fuckin’ crazy I am.”
4:42 Lee sounds like Woody Woodpecker
His laugh is crazy, lol. It’s at the end of a lot of Joey’s podcasts.
Lol I must've clicked it 5 times!
The lee syatt laugh comperlation is amazing
Dudes a legend. I slammed the lid on the pot put my hat on walked out and didn’t talk to her for 2 years
Uncle Joey is my kind of superhero fighting crimes against gastronomy for decades.
“To make a long story short”
Checks video: 10 minutes long? Seems to check out.
Hahaha
I hope Joey never says “to make a long story short” ever again. He’s lovely to listen too
Get Joey in the kitchen with Action Bronson
That’s what I love about Joey, he’s tells a story about someone’s mum and there’s six different side stories in the story
LOL I wanna see Lester "Beetlejuice" Green as a guest on the Joey Diaz podcast.
I was thinking the same thing the other day...that would be super hilarious 😂😂👊🏽
You know he is Ceelo's taller brother, right?
Joey calling Lee 'Mortadell' killed me
Coke gave Joey Diaz the best memory.
And immortality
Joey Diaz is coke’s best memory
1933
You know the story is gonna be fire when Uncle Joey starts with "so back in 1933 in the middle of the Great War, we were in no man's land..."
Uncle Joey's been dealing out savagery since 1933. Tremendous!
“I gotta putchya on the watch list “
“...from the yuppie side. They jump up and down and all that shit.”
LOLd.
4:31 “Just shut up!” 🤣
Love uncle Joey, it has been heartwarming to see lee confidence in himself return.
Lol I thought Lee was talking about the box mashed potatoes too
Hahaha "I dont know anybody who uses box mash potatoes" they're so easy to make" "Shut up"!!!! Lmao had me rolling!!
bruh he called Lee a mortadel 😂
Best line on the podcast
Lee laughing at Joey cracks me up.
My aunt made thanksgiving dinner by filling the turkey with oyster stuffing. My grandfather and her husband, my uncle, loved oysters. The bird was inedible.
Listen to me. Your fucking aunt needs to get a fucking cook book. Fuck her.
Uncle Joey has the best food rants lol
When Joey Diaz told Lee to shut up lol
Lee’s laugh is classic @ 2:01
that gem in the last minute
Can we all agree the “what the fuck are you giggling about?” Is the good line we wait to hear lol
Still trying to fine that episode
I know right I’ve never seen the episode but he ends lots of the podcast shorts with it
@@benoliver5593 acid church
Dam, that was almost a relationship ending moment when Joey thought Lee was defending the boxed Mashed Potato, the frown on Joey's face... yikes
“That’s some fucking malfunction” is my new favourite phrase
Curry … in clams and macaroni??? Fuckin heresy! 2 years ain’t long enough lol 😂
Joey rolling before war ,true G
@SEO Tree like a doctor!
I'm the same. Don't make me fall in love with something then switch it up on me!
That's so fucking weird, my mom used to make a spaghetti and clam sauce that was amazing, unusually creamy. Somewhere along the line, my mom swears she never changed the recipe, but it stopped being as creamy. The sauce became watery instead of creamy. Nobody knew what had happened, including my mom. We never figured it out. RIP Clam Sauce
The ingredients have changed...........she may of used the same recipe but food is changing :/
Pasta probably changed and was less starchy.
4:20 Joey face was so dissatisfied when he thought that dude was hyping boxed mash.
I got to put you on the to watch list 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Joey says "to make a long story short" as if he knows how. lol
Moral of the story, if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.
Exactly. I hate when you have a great deli or restaurant sells to someone and change everything. Especially when they have a good reputation for certain meals. What can you do.
4:30 I've never seen Joey so pissed
"This is what people like me do". Relatable.
turkduncan lmfao!!! im in tears
Uncle joey i can ALWAYS count on you to put a smile on my face no matter how bad my day is THANK YOU MAN U SAVED ME SO MANY TIMES THANKS MAN AND I TAKE MY FOOD JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!❤✌🙏😎
The best story teller. 👏👏 I think Joey makes the story more comedic and cartoonish.
Uncle joey is so high he said 1933 then he said 1993 lmao 😂
10:15 that was the peak 💀😂
4:34 the disgust in joeys mind leaks out until he realises
Shut up ! .... 😤🤣👌
What a better way to start the day then watching Diaz
Joey Diaz: The protocols of the learned elders of Comedy
4:36 Joey was about to fire Lee Syatt.
I dated a chick born and semi raised out here in Texas and she always made boxed tatoes. I agree with Joey it’s not hard to boil water and cook and cut a potato
I remember back in 1874 when they used to make pasta with real cheese. Tremendous!
4:34 almost had me blackout lol
00:15 "1933 Joey was 30 yrs old" HAHA
The same should be said about stuffing.
From scratch.....not a damn box.
•Stale Bread
•Onions
•Macintosh Apple
•Salt, Peper & some sage
*Mix
Batta-Bing Batta-Boom start stuffing!
Both sound terrible.
This guy fuckin loves food, you can hear that shit in his voice hahaha
“Listen……… just shut up.” 😂
he brought his own bread lmfao
1933 which made me 33years old 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤫 I knew he was over 80
Joey is a tough customer when it comes to food.
And George was there, I don’t know if George was there.
that outtro gets me every fucking time
Joey Diaz is like that guy who seems really cool when you first meet him but turns out to be a real shit head down the road.
who else wants uncle joey to have a food show because i would definitely watch
Turducken isn’t terrible either with the Cajun sausage. But I might be biased I grew up on Asian food... school food and holidays with my white family was my only experience with American cuisine until adulthood
"Listen, shut up" 😂