I find it almost funny that Bagelcheese isn't that bad when you're hunting him. Every time you knock him over, you can smash his payloads, meaning he can't Michael Bay the fuck out of everything for a bit. Still, it is rarer annoying when you're just hunting a random monster and a sudden Pretzelgoose blindsides you.
Bazelgeuse mind-set: Is the Hunter hunting something? Yes=Attack No=Attack Is the Hunter getting materials? Yes=Attack No=Attack Is the Hunter just minding his/her own business? Yes=Attack No=Attack
When my friends and I are in a high rank quest and Bagelgrease shows up, the first one who spots him yells into the voice chat "THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!!!!"
For my group we just yell b52 the best thing ever was my nooby buddy who had just got into high rank and it just showes up and i yelled b52 and in almost like slow motion he goes what as the b52 crashes into him and kills him
@@zavodila9279 it was fantastic like really really good i dont evem rember what else we were hunting i only remember we were in wild spire wastes another good one was when me and my elder brother who i had just gotten into mh as a whole were hunting high rank legi it was trying to fly away so we flashed it out of the air only for a b52 to come down as well and we were so confused as to what happend
@@xderrodecki8905 Yeah I once had a similar moment when was hunting a Rathalos in the ancient forest and it started to fly away, so I flashed it, but an azure Rathalos fell out of the sky instead. Took me a few moments to figure out what happened.
I was playing with a hud who had already played through most of the base gsme when he screamed B52 incoming then went to camp i was confused then suddenly neck snapped towards bazel just as he charges me
Bazelgeuse is the Deviljho of Monster Hunter World. _Deviljho has been added to the game_ ... *COMBO OF BAZELGEUSE AND DEVILJHO WHILE HUNTING A GREAT JAGRAS*
I love how most of us can never remember what its actual name is and have made numerous other funny names for it. Beetlejuice and Beatthegoose some of my favourite ones.
Imagine this scenario. You and three friends are screeching and screaming. Suddenly, the Deviljho suplexes a Diablos, this instantly killed him. The bazelgause and the Deviljho just left us alone after that. Now imagine out voice chat. WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!
I used to just deal with monsters until high rank. Then getting carpet bombed repeatedly made me embrace the dung.. now he only shows up every 5 minutes
Haha, you should see NCH Productions anims. One of them "Godammit Mittens!" shows the Palicos flinging poo at the monster to get it to drop a feinted hunter so they can cart him back to camp. XD
I always carry plenty of dung pods. That, and I keep the Ghillie Mantle on hand in case I need a quick getaway. Or in case I want to watch Bazel beat the shit out of a monster I'm hunting for me.
God I loved the Bazelgeuse bit. I was laughing extra hard due to how you synced it. The quest difficulty part was also hilarious as hell. Wish it was longer, but loved every second of it :D
I quit playing monster hunter world for a while after killing the bazelguese the pure satisfaction that I got from turning him in a meat shirt was enough to satisfy me for 2 weeks ah I guess it's true revenge is best served cold so you can wear your enemy's corpse to stay warm
I love Monster Hunter, but this video is so god damn true, thats how I felt going into High Rank mode, and the food platters, and the cute cats, you nailed it Rong, absolutely NAILED IT
You really should have brought back the 'falling for miles and miles and not getting hurt' joke, because this was the first Monster Hunter game where I was actually scared when I jumped off the wrong cliff XP
you miss a creature that always annoys the player. a creature that no matter what you do comes to interrupt whatever you do, isnt a danger, is a walking/flying weakspot that does nothing but annoy you but you still cant quickly kill because it still has twice the hp of your intended target just so you have to deal with it. bring dung pods to make it go away just so it returns 10 sec later and keeps going where it left off. just to artificially increase your time in the hunt. to make an easy hunt you have been doing 25 times already because you need the gem the game doesnt want to give to you no matter what even more annoying and go from 5 mins it normally takes to 12 mins because you have to deal with 2 monsters at the same time that interrupt all your attacks or distract each other perfectly so your strongest attacks dont land. you have to be a psycho if you actually miss that in master rank.
I like it how whenever Bazelgeuse shows up he plays 'Flight of the Valkeries' like he really wants everyone to take him seriously. He doesn't even have a specific target, he just attacks everyone for having a fun time without him.
@@TheKrister2 It is a anime character named "Mikasa". The name of the anime is "Attack on Titan". Note: You did not ask me but I do not need your permission to speak up anyway.
Bazelgeuse: *I HEARD YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN HUNTING ME*
Ahh, another one from MHW With A Side Of Salt.
Hunter: Finally a peaceful missi-
Bazel: I'M HERE IM HERE WAT I MISS!?
Hey just want to hunt a Rathian, not a Tobi Kadachi and Bazelgeuse at the same time
I find it almost funny that Bagelcheese isn't that bad when you're hunting him. Every time you knock him over, you can smash his payloads, meaning he can't Michael Bay the fuck out of everything for a bit.
Still, it is rarer annoying when you're just hunting a random monster and a sudden Pretzelgoose blindsides you.
The fucker
Bazelgeuse mind-set:
Is the Hunter hunting something?
Yes=Attack
No=Attack
Is the Hunter getting materials?
Yes=Attack
No=Attack
Is the Hunter just minding his/her own business?
Yes=Attack
No=Attack
Is the hunter hunting me yes: run away
yeah he leaves alone when gathering shit idk where you got that from
The embodiment of Peace is no longer an Option
*B A G E L* *J U I C E*
Bazelgeuse wants to know your location
Accept | Accept
Suplex Tyranno: *Imma smash*
Thank god i got my star platinum sword
it's okay, he already knows. *faint air-raid sirens in the distance*
Bazelgeuse already knows your location.
Dammit where the cancel option. OH GAWD there is no cancel option is there.....
40 YEARS IN THE MAKING RONG.
NCHProductions BOY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW RONG RONG
The MH meme lord is here!
Could you do a video about BazelJuice?
NCHProductions hey NCH where is my dragonator
NCHProductions omg is NCHP! The awesome Mh4 shotssss
"Basilyouknowwhatthisisn'tevenfunnyanymore"
I disagree, that entire sequence had me rolling.
But rong rong did it in a way that it didnt overstay its welcome, it was an amazing sequence and didnt take it so far we got tired of it.
@@dukem8774
What they said was, they thought it was funny. So they disagreed with the "youknowwhatrhisisn'tevenfunnyanymore" part.
If only there would have been another bazelgeuse joke in the end, I would have died of laughter.
everytime he got here
i laughed for atleast 30 seconds, my stomach hurts and my mom's watching me.
h e l p
yea bcus u not playing or owning this game legally
When my friends and I are in a high rank quest and Bagelgrease shows up, the first one who spots him yells into the voice chat "THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!!!!"
For my group we just yell b52 the best thing ever was my nooby buddy who had just got into high rank and it just showes up and i yelled b52 and in almost like slow motion he goes what as the b52 crashes into him and kills him
@@xderrodecki8905 Lol beautiful 😂 I can only imagine his confusion
@@zavodila9279 it was fantastic like really really good i dont evem rember what else we were hunting i only remember we were in wild spire wastes another good one was when me and my elder brother who i had just gotten into mh as a whole were hunting high rank legi it was trying to fly away so we flashed it out of the air only for a b52 to come down as well and we were so confused as to what happend
@@xderrodecki8905 Yeah I once had a similar moment when was hunting a Rathalos in the ancient forest and it started to fly away, so I flashed it, but an azure Rathalos fell out of the sky instead. Took me a few moments to figure out what happened.
I was playing with a hud who had already played through most of the base gsme when he screamed B52 incoming then went to camp i was confused then suddenly neck snapped towards bazel just as he charges me
I lost it when i saw The Boeing B 52 i instantly knew the following scene was gonna be hilarious!
For some reason i expected a surprise Bazel when i saw the Boeing...
And then there is also the b-52 "Tsar" 😅
same
Mandy Lam Your dead wrong
Mandy Lam it’s Bazelguese
*casually hunting a rathalos"
Bazelgeuse & Deviljho : "WELL HELLO THERE"
Hunter: General....Kenobi????? Pretty please???
WHY HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT!
"Knock knock, who's there?"
"JO MAMA... NOT! IT'S DEVILJOOO"
Bazelgeuse is the Deviljho of Monster Hunter World.
_Deviljho has been added to the game_
...
*COMBO OF BAZELGEUSE AND DEVILJHO WHILE HUNTING A GREAT JAGRAS*
"new monster discovered rajang"
Cue hunter being raped
Oh God NO!
It could be worse
Bazelgeuse+deviljho=bazeljho
Imagine hunting a bazeljho
Just waiting for savage jho to be added in 2019 with the iceborn DLC. C:
@@bideabiere6125 Bazeljho G-rank is probably the worst
The last words you will read before you die.
*NEW MONSTER!*
Bazelgeuse discovered!
Francesco Ielpo I love it when the game announces it *after* the fucker drags it's head on the floor, and you along with it
...Well... I do want to get his bowgun. :P
When you finally defeat it after many years, that's when you see it...
NEW MONSTER!
Deviljuice discovered!
Let the cycle continue
+Jahred Harrison could you imagine if half breeds became a thing in monster hunter?
werewolf873 I just did and it's nightmare fuel
The closeups on bazelguese were the best part 😂😂😂
Your Palico leaving the moment you need it most is so dang accurate
ITS BEEN 40 YEARS
10 months
But it's always good to know da wae.
No
*IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS. IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS SINCE THAT DAY.*
Really...?
For me.
It been 84 year... :)
NASA 010109 I guess time passes differently when you use different drugs
To those asking, the ending music is : Monster Hunter Freedom Unite - Pokke Village theme.
Rong Rong beautiful choice! :)
Rong Rong That nostalgia trip.
The song shoot right in childhood..
Best village theme
Pokke Village represent!
I love how most of us can never remember what its actual name is and have made numerous other funny names for it. Beetlejuice and Beatthegoose some of my favourite ones.
I thought his name was battlegoose the first time i encountered him💀
I accidentally called him Beelzebub once
Bagel Goose.
Bacon grease
I call him bagel jesus
Bazelguese: the team rocket of monster hunter, except YOU'LL be blasting off... again... and again
Until your armor and weapon is actually good enough to face Bazel head-on
And then when you have to fight the two tempered bazels: Prepare for trouble! AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!!!
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LORD RONG RONG IS BACK
IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG, MILORD
Thanks for the like though =)
Shadow00636 #notificationsquad ;)
Not even Indonesia can withhold the Rong Rong.
OH MY GOD I WATCHED THIS LAST YEAR AND NOW I PLAYED THE GAME HOLY SHIT 110% ACCURATE
0:33 *Highrank intensifies*
Ryaquaza 1 ummmm, you say you're raquayza, but you're clearly shiny giratina
Ryaquaza 1 I didn't knew Rayquaza had legs and giratina looking wings :/
Oh hi there
The palico just bailing out is priceless
lmfao, its a frikin black cat, im laughin so much
Hearing that Yu-Gi-Oh LP sound got me in tears
And what happen with the jojoreference?
I type in Bazelgeuse in a nutshell and I get this as the first video.
I’m not disappointed
I MISSED U
OH MA GAH I HAVE BEEN NOTICED!
Memesaregreat X I haven’t;-;
_______________ rip in peace
resteroni in pesteroni
Good work as usual Rong.
Imagine this scenario.
You and three friends are screeching and screaming.
Suddenly, the Deviljho suplexes a Diablos, this instantly killed him.
The bazelgause and the Deviljho just left us alone after that.
Now imagine out voice chat.
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!
"And here comes Devilijho with the steal chair!"
Damn, that B-52 got me every freaking time... Now I just cannot do quest without dung...
"HAIL BAZEL-JESUS! B-52! makes nt water to wine but brings Pain to U.... BOOOMM!!"
I used to just deal with monsters until high rank. Then getting carpet bombed repeatedly made me embrace the dung.. now he only shows up every 5 minutes
I don’t mind having a B 52 in my quest
When I saw him for the first time while doing a quest, I was like
LEAVE BITCH LEAVE!!
Haha, you should see NCH Productions anims. One of them "Godammit Mittens!" shows the Palicos flinging poo at the monster to get it to drop a feinted hunter so they can cart him back to camp. XD
I always carry plenty of dung pods.
That, and I keep the Ghillie Mantle on hand in case I need a quick getaway.
Or in case I want to watch Bazel beat the shit out of a monster I'm hunting for me.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Snaaaaaaaaakeeeeee
There's no snake anymore :(
Bazelgeuse: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN MONSTER THAT WAS ENJOYABLE TO HUNT
_BUT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG_
Deviljho has entered the chat
You know the monsters are sick of your shit when they start calling in carpet bombing.
A130 inbound
CAS INCOMING! DANGER CLOSE!
Can't lie that theme for the bagelcheese is pretty good
*DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I’M VEGAN*
A 9 Years Old NOT TH-camr
IM V E G A N
Also remember that puppies have no soul
@@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
Also remember that humans have no soul either.
@@longlostwraith5106
It was a FilthyFrank reference you dolt
@@longlostwraith5106
Yeah fair enough
*Pulls out heavy heavy bowgun * you’ll eat what I’ll say you’ll eat
*ALL HAIL BAGEL JESUS*
All hail belarus
Rob Majito u got me with dat xD
I literally just saw him today and died
I hate that guy so much, and fighting him is even worse.
*All hail Raptor Jesus*
HE'S HERE!! we did it!!!! guys!! stop sacrificing the goats!
OH DAMNIT.. TOO late ive slayed my last Goat.. o.O
Oh, and I'm out of goats as well. Convenient.
Piss off ill sacrifice as many goats as a want
Stop sacrificing the goats and start making the goats rape Rong Rong
[REDACTED] The most wisest thing I read in the comment section for today.
1:35 I didn't know Great Jagras was a Joestar/Pillar men all along all along.
*_Who else agrees?_*
And the great jagras play yugioh to
actually he is dio from pt.7
God I loved the Bazelgeuse bit. I was laughing extra hard due to how you synced it. The quest difficulty part was also hilarious as hell. Wish it was longer, but loved every second of it :D
0:16 c'mon eat your veggies hunter
The only kind of veggies we serve here are juicy, sizzling, and smells like barbecue sauce and your fallen enemies.
What a reference 👌
@Pokémon ultra Sun fan 647, RABBIDS! GODZILLA! Shhhh... *C a t C h e f k n o w s b e t t e r*
Where do you see veggies
+Yoni verachtert at canteen
1:09 It's never enough and you know.
yA
Yay new Rong Rong vid!
And it only took 40 years.
I really found the shaking when spelling out the words funny. Now I'll always remember that when Bagel Goose attacks
I FEEL SO NOSTALGIC TO THE OUTRO SONG i can hear a granny saying "yaaai yaaai?"
God, I didn’t think it was real, but Bazelgeese really does come in on his own entrance music; it’s so hammy I love it
Finally came out from the sex dungeon, huh?
1:53 missed opportunity to bring in Bazel again
1:43 you can see it in it's eyes that it has no soul....
And *WANTS YOURS*
Hilman Ghazi I am terrified
Hilman Ghazi glad to see I wasnt the only one that noticed
1:33 strategy = run like a Joseph joestar
Dino best jojo
Run while screaming "OH MY GAWD"
Joestar secret technique! Running away!
I bet I can kill a jagras strong like that
Not in IRL, but yeah you get the point
NO ONE EXPECTS THE BAZEL INQUISITION
Except literally everyone. >.>
I quit playing monster hunter world for a while after killing the bazelguese the pure satisfaction that I got from turning him in a meat shirt was enough to satisfy me for 2 weeks ah I guess it's true revenge is best served cold so you can wear your enemy's corpse to stay warm
loooool
TIL someone can have this much hatred to something.
Why stop with just a shirt? Make a full armor set and just run out there telling the next Bazel you see how many of his brethren died to make it.
Great job !
lmao
That "HOW" part has me cracking up 😂😂😂
YES XD
>sees all the variants of that monster's name
*isn't it that one monster*
YOU FOOL... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT JAGRAS, HAHA IT WAS ME DIO ZA WARUDO TOMOKI WA TOMARE
It's TOKI.
MentalBreak Gaming ROAD ROLLER!!!!
It was Dio all a long
TOKI YO TOMARE
Nope it's just me chuck testa
0:48 Umm,. I’m not saying nothing
Ryaquaza 1 it’s
Questionable right?
Um, you could say that lol
Ryaquaza 1
Being a hunter/huntress is quite stressful i guess
What?
Edit: Nevermind now I see lol
Angra Mainyu
Hahaha!
アニメーション凄い（小並感）
I have searched this video for animated one-frame half naked girls and am yet to find one, if there are none you can not be the original Rong rong
same, watched vid 5-6 times already
Rong Rong damn.
then slip in 1 frame of link to a deviantart of that !
r.i.p rongie
;-;
Rong Rong is dead?
- WRONG WRONG!
M 9 you mean rong rong
You disappoint with that questionable ER WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN
FACE PORTRAIT??
YOU PICKED THE RONG COMMENT FOOL!
You reposted in the rong neighbourhood
*Shoots flare at ceiling 15. Helicopters on the way* me: excuse me wtf
Too real
0:42 Nyathing to do here
Rong Rong eh, I haven't heard that name in years...
Chris A perhaps centuries
I love Monster Hunter, but this video is so god damn true, thats how I felt going into High Rank mode, and the food platters, and the cute cats, you nailed it Rong, absolutely NAILED IT
*_OMG I'M EARLY AND YASSS A NEW RONG RONGIE VIDEO I MISS YOU RONGIEEEE
How i get here?
The hell
Cool animation
Just Monika You clearly don't know the way
I need a little bit of monika in my life
why 2 monika here......
Illya Kyun because you need a little bit of Monika in your life
Just Monika everyone don't know de way besiad all of y'all are girl's anyway I'm the only boy in this
Hunter:"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING"!
Then you hear Bazelguese's theme
Remember silly hunter, this thing can carry TWO FULL SCALE NUKES!
When you hear the theme it means it's time to bail on the hunt.
You really should have brought back the 'falling for miles and miles and not getting hurt' joke, because this was the first Monster Hunter game where I was actually scared when I jumped off the wrong cliff XP
"hi there. i see you exist in high rank. allow me to drop whatever i'm doing to nuke yah."
1:45 Yes. Yes you are.
My favorite monster is the BASILyouknowwhatthisisn'tevenfunnyanymore
What about the Picklejho? Best waifu confirmed
It's RONG to make us wait this long. ._.
I really wish Bazel still did this in Master Rank I didn’t realize how much I missed it until it was gone
you miss a creature that always annoys the player.
a creature that no matter what you do comes to interrupt whatever you do, isnt a danger, is a walking/flying weakspot that does nothing but annoy you but you still cant quickly kill because it still has twice the hp of your intended target just so you have to deal with it.
bring dung pods to make it go away just so it returns 10 sec later and keeps going where it left off.
just to artificially increase your time in the hunt. to make an easy hunt you have been doing 25 times already because you need the gem the game doesnt want to give to you no matter what even more annoying and go from 5 mins it normally takes to 12 mins because you have to deal with 2 monsters at the same time that interrupt all your attacks or distract each other perfectly so your strongest attacks dont land.
you have to be a psycho if you actually miss that in master rank.
@@sgxbot just git gud
@@sgxbot filtered by Bagelgoose.
It's been a while, welcome back though!
Yeah... Bazelguese just appears every fucking time i tried to do anything... also... are acually a long dword player
The Meowscular Chef considers anything that won't try to rip your throat out a "vegetable".
IS THAT A
*J O J- OK I'LL STOP*
1:07 I beg to differ, its hilarious.
Also beyond the blasting scales quest was very fun. took me 16 min and only almost died once. (#proud)
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Bezelgeuse Romanii-Contii: I cast dive bomb
I like it how whenever Bazelgeuse shows up he plays 'Flight of the Valkeries' like he really wants everyone to take him seriously.
He doesn't even have a specific target, he just attacks everyone for having a fun time without him.
Its not really flight of the valkeries tho.
1:34 ゴゴゴゴゴ [ MENACING ] ゴゴゴゴゴ
JustFrank 笑笑
比企谷小町 レロレロ
JustFrank I
0:56 When u want to hunt a Kulu ya ku, then a random monster appears lol
*BARREL GREASE!*
Dalamadur's Own Channel
*BALLOON GLAZE*
*FERAL BREEZE*
Dalamadur's Own Channel - Butterdimp Crumblesnarf
I needed a bit more bagel at the end
Yes I wanted to see the bagel at the end.
Very funny. You portrayed Bazel's ubiquitous douchebaggery so well.
*B A Z E L G E U S E*
Amonimus BEETLEJUICE
Céfiro De Winter BAGELGEESE
Benjamin Murphy BASILyouknowwhatthisisn’tevenfunnyanymore
Pewdiepie made a video - Wat he makes videos daily
Jacksfilms made a video - Wat he makes videos weekly
Rong Rong made a video - World ends
0:15 those nice filthy frank memes...
IT'S BEEN SO RONG!
Keiya ZN Hero.
get out , no more puns in here
1:32 oh dear god.... A gosh diddly darn jojos reference AND a absitivly posolutley prestigious yu gi oh reference
On top of that, SSJ3
1:15 NCH saw your flare "wait that's illegal"
Bazinga
Mid NighT XD
bazingause
May I be so bold to ask for the source of your profile image MidNight?
*laugh track niggas*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeventhoughthejokewasnotfunnyweareimprisonrdedbyourcreaterstolaughforenternitypleasesaveusHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@TheKrister2 It is a anime character named "Mikasa". The name of the anime is "Attack on Titan".
Note: You did not ask me but I do not need your permission to speak up anyway.
After finally encountering Bazelgeuse, all I can say is
well, the video says it pretty well
At what level do you start to encounter him?
Maybe 10 to 12
1:15 I saw that NCH innuendo ;)
RONG RONG IS BACK I MISSED U
we all miss you rong rong
When you ask "Do you know the way to Betelgeuse?", only to learn that Betelgeuse knows the way to you.
My brain trembles! When I hear that name.
This is so rong, nothing here is wright
Gruizvio Alvarez That's old
It's rong
It's supposed to be wight
UwU
Then you didn't play MHW
Too bad there's no *F L E X*
The Great Jagras scene floored me, ill also never forget getting wrecked by the Gajalaka...then watching them wreck the monster also.
glad you still alive after more than 10+ months
Ahh...so relatable I remember the first time I started doing high ranking quests.
i love the pokke village soundtrack at the end
nice video to cry about bazelgeuse we feel with you XD
At the end with the gajalaka is so true like you kill giant monsters than a little midget comes out of nowhere and kills you instantly
Ah that mhfu soundtrack at the end. Thank you man nostalgia.
Bazelgeuse: “I heard somebody was minding their own business.
*makes me sick* “
That ending theme ❤️ Brings back good memories
can i have the name of ending theme?
@@bachlecong4610 pokoke village theme from mhfu