You forgot about the part where you fight gigantic monsters the size of houses or small islands and somehow only manage to carve off a tiny handful of parts to use later.
Canonically you’re only ever allowed some of the parts off the monster, the rest go to the guild as a part of their fee for allowing you to take the quest.
OMF I laughed so damn hard at the flexing part, I hate it so much when you're low on health and your character has to flex after drinking a potion despite the fact that there's a giant fucking monster coming right for you
I like nice cream IKR 😑 And mud too,one of few reason why I died in this game Monster AI attack have pattern and isnt that hard to doge but that mud/ice/paralyze/stun is super annoying,90% of the reason I ever die
+I like nice cream It's why I hate the poison element so much. For example, at Azure Rathalos, I had to keep using antidotes because the poison would kill me within seconds if I didn't, but I still had to deal with the giant monster of death barring down on my, readying another poisonous tail swipe that tracks you. High and G-Rank poison is infuriating because no matter your health, you get hit once and you need to use an antidote or else you'll be dead. I'd rather fight a monster that can kill me in two hits than a strong poison one, because I can at least dodge the monster and use different strategies and play cautiously. With poison you get hit once and it's a 3/4 chance you're getting hit and killed in that idiotic animation. I think MHX still has it, but I hope MH5 gets rid of the muscle flex. I'm okay with the animation time length, I guess, as it does add an extra layer to battle difficulty, but if they just replaced the idiotic muscle flex as a monster charges at you, ready for the kill with maybe an actual drinking animation that doesn't involve you downing the whole thing in one swallow, then I'd be fine. I would still LOATHE poison. but at least I don't hate the character on the screen when I die because of the animation.
+David Bruder I know your pain, I just recently finished farming the high rank purple gypceros and its damn poison is what killed me 100% of the time. And I hate how much it spams it poison attacks, especially that stupid running poison move it has, it makes it look like a dumb anime school girl running towards you except it's a wyvern and its spewing poison everywhere.
MHFU is out there on the internet so... Everyone can "enjoy" the pain of flexing after taking a sip, missing attacks because hitboxes don't exist, and getting hip-checked by Plesioth from across the planet. PSA: Please don't knowingly subject yourself to this torture. I have and for some inconceivable reason, cannot drop this game and so continue to make myself suffer.
FU and 3U's G ranks were nightmares. 4U's is a lot easier I find, up until G3. The transition from high to G wasn't nearly as bad as in the previous games.
0:58 "Reminder: Actual gameplay" Completely fake, the GS user would have been hip checked by that Great Jaggi half a dozen times even before he got his charge off.
in mh4u i vividly remember the guildmarm saying "we might not be able to get you to basecamp on every mission and sometimes we might not be able to deliver any supplies, seems like you're done slacking huh?" yeah it's not like that is literally your sole purpose. to bring me to basecamp. so i can save your fucking asses.
2:17 Immersion ruined, Jho brings his own music to snack time. Always. No exception. Rocking out to Zinogre's tunes? Nope, Jho time, here comes the Rite of Spring. Brawling it out to Brachy's beats? Too bad, pickle's here, time for his trumpets. Meditating to Moonquake while whaling Ceadeus? Tough luck, The Voracious Devil just ate your BGM because someone gave Most Brute Wyvern his own scuba gear.
Lmao the med packs so true. Even with speed eating you have to stand there like a derp. It would have been hilarious if you added something about sharpening a weapon, like how we have to run away find somewhere safe for 5 seconds then go back into a fight.
ogletret Speaking from a perspective of realism... a potion that heals you in mere seconds is already a bit on the generous side... though the pose is kinda stupid. Sharpening the weapon is an interesting enough dynamic... though as a bow user I generally don't have to worry about it.
I think people are more upset that your char poses, rather than them just extending the drinking animation. Still, gotta flex those Charge Blase muscles.
I was hoping for a clip about the gallons of blood enemies loose every time you strike them, that seems to make no impact on them whatsoever. You could literally fill a pool with the blood that comes from hitting a Great Jaggi before you even take it to half health.
The reason why the monsters are so huge and the hunters are so athletic is because they live in a very rich and oxygenated world with all plant life and fresh vegetation for every part of the ecosystem . There's no industrial pollution or humans for greed at consumption of natural resources to make a personal profit. Everything is at one. Untill these monsters start throwing off the food chain. Then you gotta send in the hunters.
This...actually makes some sense as to why even fledgeling hunters are always in *beyond* peak physical shape, despite their...unique eating habits and whatnot.
Actually, it probably is for gravity, it would explain a lot about size of the monsters and weight of weapons and armors. Not fuking air. It makes no sense
ElectyFred Look up the carboniferus era. The bugs of that time were massive. Why? *Because of larger quantities of oxygen in the air, and plentiful food*
@@xenomorphoverlord did you know that they were that big to prevent oxygen poisoning during the larva state? And that humans and animals have a total different body than the insects? If you were right, we should be bigger than normal, instead gravity would explain some things too, like for the weight of weapons and for size of monsters.
but lower gravity would mean weaker muscles, hunters wouldn't be able to swing a sword with their weak hand like it's a pocket knife. And hunters with a Lance can sprint so fast they are their own horse! again, carrying it with their weak hand. I'll go for the super genetics, i mean it's a world where plants make gunpowder and some people evolved from wyverns.
It's a excellent weapon. You most likely just don't know how to use it right. And before you get all defensive about my comment watch a tutorial and see.
Timing and precision. If you want to go ape shit on a monster go dual and use energizer then use that item that doesn't consume your stamina for a certain duration. And Monster Hunter mechanics is like this Slash / Combo / Dodge / Get Hit / Item / Repeat
DinoJake Thats a completely wrong image of Great Sword anyway You run around, move faster than every other weapon in the game(seriously GS is stupidly mobile), find openning SMACK WITH UNSHEATHE and screams HOLY SHIT IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BLOOD COMING OUT FROM THE MONSTERS VEINS! Also when you git gud, then everything changes. Your fighting against teostra. Teostra is all like feels so smart and use Ass Powder. Of course your pro now so you are so smarter than teostra. The best way to counter Ass Powder is to stop pounding at Teostra Ass, so you go into the lion face, start charging your level 3 Charge and pull the X button and screams "CURSE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR." Then you stab him on the face and screams "YOU THINK YOU SO SMART YOU CAN BURN ME WITH THAT ASS POWDER?" Then you charge your Level 3 Smash on the ground, screaming "LET ME SMACK YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR HORN BREAKS. CANT BURN ME IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE BURNING YOUR ASS CAN YOU!?" and then unleash super swipe and goes "YOUR SUPERNOVA IS NOTHING AGAINST MY BIG BANG SWIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE" P.S. Yes the screams are required. Also Its important to make a new line of screams for each monster. Theres 98 Monster in the game so you need to make 392 Lines during your hunt. Some hunter reportedly have a different ser of lines depending on which part they hit. Good luck, may the Great Sword god be with you.
screwtokaiba What fans of the GS don't get is that everyone else just find it pretty damn boring to play like that. Its not rocket science how to use a GS, its the most simple strategy in the damn game! A lot of people just find it boring. I am not saying it don't need any skill but the strategy is as simple as it gets. You want to learn to use a hard weapon? Try to master the Hunting Horn or the guns instead.
Monster hunter monsters in a nutshell: Jaggi, Baggi, Froggi, Gendrome, Iodrome, Velocidrome, Giadrome: Raptors. Now in 7 different Flavours. Deviljho: Rampage pickle. Zinogre: Super Sayan dog. Rajang: Super sayan monkey. Zamritos: Fat ice frog shark. (Serriously?) Rathalos / Rathian: *Why don't you drop a single PLATE!!!* Ceadeus: Mobby Dick Jhen / Daren moran: Walking mine. Plesioth: Interdimensional Hipchecks. Alatreon: Oh so you think you can get resi? GET FUCKED WITH EVERY ELEMENT POSSIBLE! (Except for water) Barroth: Fuck this charge. Barrioth: A private message to the naming department: *WHY?* Tigrex: Sir scream-alot Gore/Shaguru Magala: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM! Uragaan: They see me rolling, they're hatin'. *Unknown*: ... ... ... ... ... ... Black/red rathian ... ... ... ... ... You are fucked.
Jolly Pizza Teostra: Praise the SUN! Durambaros: HOW THE HELL??? Why can this thing fly? Rust Durambaros: Oh geez A colour change ... how dangero *Hunter has Fainted* Giant Rust durambaros: His tail is a UFO!!! Naranjala: Oh easy. Naranjala High Rank: Booooring. Naranjala G-Rank: FUCK THIS THING! King Luderoth: I hate water battles. Gobul: I HATE water battles. Lagiacrus: I FUCKING HA... oh never mind: That one is actually fine. I. Lagiacrus: OH COME ON! You had 1 job: be a cool water fight. And what do you do? LANDFIGHTS! Gravios: Neat. Black gravios: DIE IN THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL!!! 2 Black Gravios: *aneurysm* Basarios: The only reason why I haven't gone through 300 hours of farming earth crystalls. (Thank Capcom for this glich) Kirin: I play Thunder Unicorn in Attack position!
I've never played a Monster Hunter game, but I remember enjoying fighting against a few MH enemies in Peace Walker. Trying to tranq those things was a bit of a pain, though!
Rong Rong Excuse my rudeness, but I would like to share a poem I written that's related to Monster Hunter because it's now my favorite video game I've ever played this year for the Nintendo 3DS. Without further ado, let me get started. " I want to be the very best hunter, like no one ever was, to overpower my weapons is my real test To slay monsters is my purpose, I will travel across the lands, searching far and wide, Slaying any monster who can't hunted by anyone else in my path, And unleash the power of my Charge Blade" " Monster Hunter, it's you and me, fully upgrading our armor is our destiny, Monster Hunter, oh , you're my true Ace Hunter, In a world we must defend, Monster Hunter, a heart so true, Our Shock Traps and Pitfall Traps shall pull us through any situation, Because you'll help me, And I'll help you, Monster Hunter, got to hunt them all" Thank you all for listening. * Leaves* Poem written by Lord Alexander " Robin" Taylor
to be honest looking back at this and Monster Hunter games in general it is shockingly accurate (seriously why does having our sword put away make it take less time to charge up? more importantly why do I have to calmly walk with the force of a thousand suns to get places with it pulled out?)
the super fast and surprisingly long ending credits: Art & Animation : Jason H. (Rong Rong) Monster Hunter, logo, game and music are property of Capcom. Credits Art : Jason H - Rong Rong Animation : Jason H - rong Rong Video editing : Jason H - Rong Rong Story : Jason H - Rong Rong Script writer : Jason H - Rong Rong Hunter : Jason H - Rong Rong Deviljho : Jason H- Rong Rong Bulldrome Jason H - Rong Rong Great jaggi Jason H Ideas : Jason H - Rong Rong The guy who draw the dino : Jason H - Rong Rong Some other stuffs : surprise, it's Jason H - Rong Rong again Music credits : Monster Hunter 3 OST - Capcom Kill la Kill - Ping Pong Circulate Video Credits : Some Godzilla Stomping scene footage that I found on TH-cam I don't know what's the movie called but yeah. Some movie where tom Cruise drop some villain from tower to death. Special Thanks : Capcom and the monster hunter team for making this video possible. Please don't sue me or take down my video for copyrights D: It is just a parody. Why are you still here , Jesus did you actually paused the video to read this. Well good for you. This time your effort weren't in vain ! Here's a reward ! Here's a link to a hentai that i Draw : sta.sh/01f56un75ejy Oh my god wtf did i just did. I just gave out a hentai link in a TH-cam video. holy shit. I am so gonna get banned. Err, anyway thank you to everyone who watched my video and actually took an effort to slow down or paused the video, man you guys are insane. Hey don't forget to subscribe ! I mean if you haven't, please do so ! And while we are on that topic please go to my Facebook fan page and give it a like will ya ? I post some of my drawings and behind the scenes of my animations there. Cheers !
0:24 story of my life, also my first time playing that game o.o except it wasn't underwater, and I didn't have a clue wtf I was supposed to kill, but I ended up finding a dragon that was easily that size, rip. Also I love your art style :D
G rank: You run towards a monster and swing, its tail swings towards you and you realize. A single tear rolls down your cheek as the tail connects and you detonate into millions of pieces, or at least that's what it feels like
***** As in Seiken Densetsu 4? Aka Dawn of Mana? Aka the one that kinda sorta killed the franchise? Heck, I'd just be happy to get another kickass soundtrack like in SoM.
*Interesting, in the lightning credits at **3:22**, he/she/it posts a link of thus: **sta.sh/01f56un75ejy** .* It is described as "a hentai that I drew". From my memory of the Newgrounds front page, isn't that like Anime porn or something? Anyway, I'm sure somebody will want the magic link (don't blame me if it turns out to be Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up instead of the promised stuff, it's not my link).
Capcom doesn't have a brain though and never will. They will consistently release to the least popular console developer. >released MHF-U on PSP >wonders why no one bought it.
Flat piece of metal? Seriously? It's a friggen sharpened construction girder. Some of the great swords in the game have to weigh upwards of 100kg. Sure, you could carry it on your back, but unhindered? I'll concede that if you happen to have evolved to walk on all fours.
+Astrobia It's sort of implied that Hunters are far superior to non-Hunters physically. A Great Jaggi could probably tear through an unprotected village with ease.
This is so true, except for the stomping part, one stomp = RIP. And the fact that my cats are meat shields so I can go through that 100 hour long potion drinking session
Here I thought you were going to make a gag about how when you put your slow-ass Great Sword away, you can magically run normally again even though you're the same weight. XD
my god.... this is EXACTLY how I felt playing these games... How often I would scream curses at how my character would friggen pose after drinking the medicine while being chased down by this beast trying to kill him -_-
You forgot about the part where you fight gigantic monsters the size of houses or small islands and somehow only manage to carve off a tiny handful of parts to use later.
No wonder Dalamadur was left dead to decompose and form the rotten valley-
Canonically you’re only ever allowed some of the parts off the monster, the rest go to the guild as a part of their fee for allowing you to take the quest.
g-rank is basically just daily life in Australia
andres worthenstock and the sun
andres worthenstock wait no in Australia we fight monsters in the sun
EMUS! I DECLARE WAR IN EMUS-Aussieland 1918
andres worthenstock I
*steps outside* wow what a nice day :) *gets swarmed by flies*
Apparently that bunny is so powerfull, it kills you 3 times in a single hit
"Oh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"
Insta triple cart bunny of hell.
so its hellswine :P
It's the killer bunny from monty python!
Maybe it was a 'Don't get hit by a bunny' quest. :P
OMF I laughed so damn hard at the flexing part, I hate it so much when you're low on health and your character has to flex after drinking a potion despite the fact that there's a giant fucking monster coming right for you
+I like nice cream and when I got frozen etc,I have to run very slowly,and when the ice break I have to flex,wtf,got hit most of the time
Yukino Takada 雪乃 鷹だ I can vaguely understand why someone would flex after drinking a potion, but after breaking out of an ice ball? I don't get it XD
I like nice cream IKR 😑
And mud too,one of few reason why I died in this game
Monster AI attack have pattern and isnt that hard to doge but that mud/ice/paralyze/stun is super annoying,90% of the reason I ever die
+I like nice cream It's why I hate the poison element so much. For example, at Azure Rathalos, I had to keep using antidotes because the poison would kill me within seconds if I didn't, but I still had to deal with the giant monster of death barring down on my, readying another poisonous tail swipe that tracks you. High and G-Rank poison is infuriating because no matter your health, you get hit once and you need to use an antidote or else you'll be dead. I'd rather fight a monster that can kill me in two hits than a strong poison one, because I can at least dodge the monster and use different strategies and play cautiously. With poison you get hit once and it's a 3/4 chance you're getting hit and killed in that idiotic animation. I think MHX still has it, but I hope MH5 gets rid of the muscle flex. I'm okay with the animation time length, I guess, as it does add an extra layer to battle difficulty, but if they just replaced the idiotic muscle flex as a monster charges at you, ready for the kill with maybe an actual drinking animation that doesn't involve you downing the whole thing in one swallow, then I'd be fine. I would still LOATHE poison. but at least I don't hate the character on the screen when I die because of the animation.
+David Bruder I know your pain, I just recently finished farming the high rank purple gypceros and its damn poison is what killed me 100% of the time. And I hate how much it spams it poison attacks, especially that stupid running poison move it has, it makes it look like a dumb anime school girl running towards you except it's a wyvern and its spewing poison everywhere.
Kids these days will never understand the pain that was the potion flex
what do you mean by pain? The potion flex is the single greatest thing in monster hunter.
He means that in World you can move when drinking a potion and in old games you got stuck in place and were 90% prone to getting an Ass whooping
Oh I understand it sucked balls
@@halo129830
I kinda Potion Flex at the right time while the Rathalos is doing some jackshit in the background.
MHFU is out there on the internet so...
Everyone can "enjoy" the pain of flexing after taking a sip, missing attacks because hitboxes don't exist, and getting hip-checked by Plesioth from across the planet.
PSA: Please don't knowingly subject yourself to this torture. I have and for some inconceivable reason, cannot drop this game and so continue to make myself suffer.
The G-rank segment is not an exageration
Especially in mhfu. Christ some of the monsters would instant kill you in that.
JAJAvsWORLD Only if you are not well equipped, and for the most part one does not simply complete a G rank quest with no fails!
JAJAvsWORLD This part made me ROFL so hard! A cute bunny insta-killed him just by rubbing by his foot.
FU and 3U's G ranks were nightmares. 4U's is a lot easier I find, up until G3. The transition from high to G wasn't nearly as bad as in the previous games.
+justin lindfors Wait what!? Then how the hell i´ve managed to complete a chameleos on G rank with the first try? O.o
0:58
"Reminder: Actual gameplay"
Completely fake, the GS user would have been hip checked by that Great Jaggi half a dozen times even before he got his charge off.
Not wrong
ifkr great jaggis seem to always be spamming attacks or jumping around
well, I mean, yeah, but, also, git gud...
that's a great baggi though
Also, a good GS user puts his weapon away while moving
in mh4u i vividly remember the guildmarm saying
"we might not be able to get you to basecamp on every mission and sometimes we might not be able to deliver any supplies, seems like you're done slacking huh?"
yeah it's not like that is literally your sole purpose. to bring me to basecamp. so i can save your fucking asses.
Wheres the plesioth intergalactic side check?
No... Deviljho's can cross the observable universe.
+Berzerkinblaze respect
+Berzerkinblaze what?
still not as bad as lavasioths homing swim...hate gunning that thing
I know right that thing could travel cross galaxies just to hit you.
Best goddamn game, best goddamn parody!
HOLY SHIT HES HERE TOO
Hi FalKKonE
never underestimate the power of a bunny
cause have you sseen monty python and the holy grail??
+Dipemine_AT_MC What type f swallow.....red or blue?
um shit.... uh GREEN!
+Xylaite Just use the holy handgranate and count to 3.
DarkMomoko not 4 and not 2, count to 3 you shall
Dragon's crown, baby, there is an actual rabbit boss
2:17 Immersion ruined, Jho brings his own music to snack time. Always. No exception. Rocking out to Zinogre's tunes? Nope, Jho time, here comes the Rite of Spring. Brawling it out to Brachy's beats? Too bad, pickle's here, time for his trumpets. Meditating to Moonquake while whaling Ceadeus? Tough luck, The Voracious Devil just ate your BGM because someone gave Most Brute Wyvern his own scuba gear.
Lmao the med packs so true. Even with speed eating you have to stand there like a derp. It would have been hilarious if you added something about sharpening a weapon, like how we have to run away find somewhere safe for 5 seconds then go back into a fight.
ogletret BUT ONE MUST POSE!
ogletret Speaking from a perspective of realism... a potion that heals you in mere seconds is already a bit on the generous side... though the pose is kinda stupid.
Sharpening the weapon is an interesting enough dynamic... though as a bow user I generally don't have to worry about it.
SotiCoto even though the pose is really stupid, but it's balancing the game, otherwise we just need 1 second to heal.
Muhammad Ihsan ^ Sounds like vindictus
I think people are more upset that your char poses, rather than them just extending the drinking animation.
Still, gotta flex those Charge Blase muscles.
You know, if Ping Pong Circulate actually played after consuming an item, I wouldn't care about the strong man gesture.
Omg now i cant stop imagining that xd
I was hoping for a clip about the gallons of blood enemies loose every time you strike them, that seems to make no impact on them whatsoever.
You could literally fill a pool with the blood that comes from hitting a Great Jaggi before you even take it to half health.
+Robert Austin (RobertAustinMusic) How many olympic ones can Jhen or Dah'ren fill?
+Th Rei Or Dalamadur.
Shah too.
+Th Rei And raviente, voilent ravient both colossal
PeteT36 Yeah, especially with DB, or Tonfas
2:27
Reminder that 2-3 stomps are enough to kill you with a monster of that size
Monster Hunter Generations final boss confirmed cute bunny
Actually it's an oversized cuttlefish with bones on it. You were close though.
it's so cute and CUTTLY!! XD
Your so punny, I forgot to laugh.......... ........ ( -Laughing on the inside at the corniness- )
Lethano I thought It was a skeletal cuttlefish that I soloed first try without even knowing it's weakness with the SnS in less than 20 minutes...
TBC1 you'd be correct lad.
i have heard of monster hunter and it seems like a pretty good game
then i saw this
ITS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!
freakingminecraftian It's a great series. The combat is varied and entertaining enough to keep you playing for 100s of hours.
2 years later, did you enjoy it? Cause it's about to get much better.
3:08
The most fearsome creature of them all. This will require some divine intervention
*withdraws Holy Frag grenade*
I see you are a true man of culture
The reason why the monsters are so huge and the hunters are so athletic is because they live in a very rich and oxygenated world with all plant life and fresh vegetation for every part of the ecosystem . There's no industrial pollution or humans for greed at consumption of natural resources to make a personal profit. Everything is at one. Untill these monsters start throwing off the food chain. Then you gotta send in the hunters.
This...actually makes some sense as to why even fledgeling hunters are always in *beyond* peak physical shape, despite their...unique eating habits and whatnot.
Actually, it probably is for gravity, it would explain a lot about size of the monsters and weight of weapons and armors. Not fuking air. It makes no sense
ElectyFred Look up the carboniferus era. The bugs of that time were massive. Why? *Because of larger quantities of oxygen in the air, and plentiful food*
@@xenomorphoverlord did you know that they were that big to prevent oxygen poisoning during the larva state? And that humans and animals have a total different body than the insects? If you were right, we should be bigger than normal, instead gravity would explain some things too, like for the weight of weapons and for size of monsters.
but lower gravity would mean weaker muscles, hunters wouldn't be able to swing a sword with their weak hand like it's a pocket knife. And hunters with a Lance can sprint so fast they are their own horse! again, carrying it with their weak hand. I'll go for the super genetics, i mean it's a world where plants make gunpowder and some people evolved from wyverns.
At first I was skeptical, but its so damn accurate.~
So getting stepped on and falling quintillion meters in MH doesn't kill you? Does that mean that MH is escentially Shadow of the Colossus?
Cool.
3:03 what a cute bunny
this is like the scene in monty python and the holy grail where that bunny bites out the knight's throats
1:00
And THAT is why I don't main great sword.
It's a excellent weapon. You most likely just don't know how to use it right. And before you get all defensive about my comment watch a tutorial and see.
Timing and precision. If you want to go ape shit on a monster go dual and use energizer then use that item that doesn't consume your stamina for a certain duration. And Monster Hunter mechanics is like this
Slash / Combo / Dodge / Get Hit / Item / Repeat
DinoJake That's why you go for sheath attacks instead of walking sluggishly with a giant sword in your hands.
DinoJake Thats a completely wrong image of Great Sword anyway
You run around, move faster than every other weapon in the game(seriously GS is stupidly mobile), find openning SMACK WITH UNSHEATHE and screams HOLY SHIT IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BLOOD COMING OUT FROM THE MONSTERS VEINS!
Also when you git gud, then everything changes. Your fighting against teostra. Teostra is all like feels so smart and use Ass Powder. Of course your pro now so you are so smarter than teostra. The best way to counter Ass Powder is to stop pounding at Teostra Ass, so you go into the lion face, start charging your level 3 Charge and pull the X button and screams "CURSE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR." Then you stab him on the face and screams "YOU THINK YOU SO SMART YOU CAN BURN ME WITH THAT ASS POWDER?" Then you charge your Level 3 Smash on the ground, screaming "LET ME SMACK YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR HORN BREAKS. CANT BURN ME IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE BURNING YOUR ASS CAN YOU!?" and then unleash super swipe and goes "YOUR SUPERNOVA IS NOTHING AGAINST MY BIG BANG SWIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE"
P.S. Yes the screams are required. Also Its important to make a new line of screams for each monster. Theres 98 Monster in the game so you need to make 392 Lines during your hunt. Some hunter reportedly have a different ser of lines depending on which part they hit. Good luck, may the Great Sword god be with you.
screwtokaiba What fans of the GS don't get is that everyone else just find it pretty damn boring to play like that. Its not rocket science how to use a GS, its the most simple strategy in the damn game! A lot of people just find it boring. I am not saying it don't need any skill but the strategy is as simple as it gets. You want to learn to use a hard weapon? Try to master the Hunting Horn or the guns instead.
Monster hunter monsters in a nutshell:
Jaggi, Baggi, Froggi, Gendrome, Iodrome, Velocidrome, Giadrome: Raptors. Now in 7 different Flavours.
Deviljho: Rampage pickle.
Zinogre: Super Sayan dog.
Rajang: Super sayan monkey.
Zamritos: Fat ice frog shark. (Serriously?)
Rathalos / Rathian: *Why don't you drop a single PLATE!!!*
Ceadeus: Mobby Dick
Jhen / Daren moran: Walking mine.
Plesioth: Interdimensional Hipchecks.
Alatreon: Oh so you think you can get resi? GET FUCKED WITH EVERY ELEMENT POSSIBLE! (Except for water)
Barroth: Fuck this charge.
Barrioth: A private message to the naming department: *WHY?*
Tigrex: Sir scream-alot
Gore/Shaguru Magala: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Uragaan: They see me rolling, they're hatin'.
*Unknown*: ... ... ... ... ... ... Black/red rathian ... ... ... ... ... You are fucked.
Lol yeah, I agree so much!!
Especially with the unknown black rathian thing, it's a freaking nightmare
Brachydios:Micheal Bay,now in Dino from for 29.99 from Has-a-bro.
Jolly Pizza
Teostra: Praise the SUN!
Durambaros: HOW THE HELL??? Why can this thing fly?
Rust Durambaros: Oh geez A colour change ... how dangero *Hunter has Fainted*
Giant Rust durambaros: His tail is a UFO!!!
Naranjala: Oh easy.
Naranjala High Rank: Booooring.
Naranjala G-Rank: FUCK THIS THING!
King Luderoth: I hate water battles.
Gobul: I HATE water battles.
Lagiacrus: I FUCKING HA... oh never mind: That one is actually fine.
I. Lagiacrus: OH COME ON! You had 1 job: be a cool water fight. And what do you do? LANDFIGHTS!
Gravios: Neat.
Black gravios: DIE IN THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL!!!
2 Black Gravios: *aneurysm*
Basarios: The only reason why I haven't gone through 300 hours of farming earth crystalls. (Thank Capcom for this glich)
Kirin: I play Thunder Unicorn in Attack position!
Gobul: flounder, angler fish, putterfish, ray and dinosaur
You must have had a much more pleasant experience with the Deviljho than the rest of us.
Can I please make a gif of the "Are you srs m8" clip? I really want to use it as an avatar for sites i'm on.
***** Sure !
+Chibihammer40k That scene is an example of why I don't use greatsword.
+Rong Rong what is that song name when he is healing
+William Luu If you have not found it yet, just look up kill la kill ping pong circulate.
+Delta Zone thx m8 r8 10/10
0:45 - 0:53 why i loathe great swords
Honestly the Great sword is amazing if you know how to use it. I've been maining it since the Ps2 release.
The greatsword is too goddamn slow
Get sheath control and focus. Then you'll be surprised.
okay then
TheBigMan0706 even without those skills it is actually a quite agile weapon if you use it the right way. esecially in 4 ultimate.
omg I HATE when you have to do that little pose after using items
I've never played a Monster Hunter game, but I remember enjoying fighting against a few MH enemies in Peace Walker. Trying to tranq those things was a bit of a pain, though!
英語わからなくても分かるのすごいと思う
まことに
Best tactic when you're low on Hp and giant raging monster is trying to fuk u up: RUN
RongRong chan ~ can you make a Digimon 1 in Nutshell? i think you will have same imagination with me :3
***** I only played Digimon World3 D:
Rong Rong It will be good too! :3
noooo XDbecause Digimon World not so eeem somehting in nutshell XD how about Suikoden Series?
***** no.
Rong Rong Excuse my rudeness, but I would like to share a poem I written that's related to Monster Hunter because it's now my favorite video game I've ever played this year for the Nintendo 3DS. Without further ado, let me get started.
" I want to be the very best hunter, like no one ever was, to overpower my weapons is my real test
To slay monsters is my purpose, I will travel across the lands, searching far and wide,
Slaying any monster who can't hunted by anyone else in my path,
And unleash the power of my Charge Blade"
" Monster Hunter, it's you and me, fully upgrading our armor is our destiny,
Monster Hunter, oh , you're my true Ace Hunter,
In a world we must defend,
Monster Hunter, a heart so true,
Our Shock Traps and Pitfall Traps shall pull us through any situation,
Because you'll help me,
And I'll help you,
Monster Hunter, got to hunt them all"
Thank you all for listening. * Leaves*
Poem written by Lord Alexander " Robin" Taylor
The med kit one had me rolling on the floor
It’s just so true 😂
g-rank in a nutshell=Montey Python confirmed.
to be honest looking back at this and Monster Hunter games in general it is shockingly accurate (seriously why does having our sword put away make it take less time to charge up? more importantly why do I have to calmly walk with the force of a thousand suns to get places with it pulled out?)
the accuracy hurts XDD
I don't know about you, but I throw my arms up victoriously EVERY TIME I drink ANYTHING.
the super fast and surprisingly long ending credits:
Art & Animation : Jason H. (Rong Rong)
Monster Hunter, logo, game and music
are property of Capcom.
Credits
Art :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Animation :
Jason H - rong Rong
Video editing :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Story :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Script writer :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Hunter :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Deviljho :
Jason H- Rong Rong
Bulldrome
Jason H - Rong Rong
Great jaggi
Jason H
Ideas :
Jason H - Rong Rong
The guy who draw the dino :
Jason H - Rong Rong
Some other stuffs :
surprise, it's Jason H - Rong Rong again
Music credits :
Monster Hunter 3 OST - Capcom
Kill la Kill - Ping Pong Circulate
Video Credits :
Some Godzilla Stomping scene footage
that I found on TH-cam I don't know
what's the movie called but yeah.
Some movie where tom Cruise drop
some villain from tower to death.
Special Thanks :
Capcom and the monster hunter team
for making this video possible.
Please don't sue me or take down my
video for copyrights D:
It is just a parody.
Why are you still here , Jesus
did you actually paused the
video to read this. Well good for you.
This time your effort weren't in vain !
Here's a reward !
Here's a link to a hentai that i Draw :
sta.sh/01f56un75ejy
Oh my god wtf did i just did.
I just gave out a hentai link in a
TH-cam video. holy shit. I am so
gonna get banned.
Err, anyway thank you to everyone
who watched my video and actually
took an effort to slow down or paused
the video, man you guys are insane.
Hey don't forget to subscribe !
I mean if you haven't, please do so !
And while we are on that topic
please go to my Facebook fan page
and give it a like will ya ?
I post some of my drawings
and behind the scenes of my animations
there.
Cheers !
+Ron W Monster Hunter Tri - Quest Failed OST
0:24 story of my life, also my first time playing that game o.o except it wasn't underwater, and I didn't have a clue wtf I was supposed to kill, but I ended up finding a dragon that was easily that size, rip.
Also I love your art style :D
don't forget the 'hit it until it dies' part.
Yanaka White and the 'git gud' and 'don't get hit ones'
The quote is "don't get hit, hit it until it dies"
I feel like another thing should've been added... escaping the coil of a Najarala, then a bullfango shoves you back into it
3:29 i thought only18+ can see that sceen
Finally rong! U uploaded it!!! I've been waitin for this!
May I ask which theme you used during the Bulldrome bit? Specifically when the felyne tells him to drink the potion. Please and thank you!
LPDarkSoulsHD OST name: Ping Pong Circulate from anime Kill la Kill
Kazami Yuuji Nope. Was talking about 1:26 - 1:39. I know it's one of the monsters' themes but I don't know which one. Thanks anyways!
Monster hunter freedom unite mountain Avalanche (snowy mountain battle)
If you still can't find it (it took me forever to find it myself) check my liked videos playlist, it's near the beginning!
Josh Saller Thanks a lot! You're a saint ;).
I'm so glad there is another video I love these Rong Rong
2:50 Same as DN Logic
DN?
I still miss you tri servers... I will always love you
RIP Loc Lac :'(
Hahahaha the pain of G-rank
what a cute bunny
*the bunny touched*
QUEST FAILED
😂😂😂
Well....You're not wRong wRong
+Emil TheDigger That's his evil twin
Lost my shit during the entirety of the video. I think I just burned off everything I ate this morning from laughing.
Anyone else main a bow? ....yeah, I figured as much :/
I love the Bow 😋
+Will V me, never used sleep bombing bow set but i used jhen mohran set to get some affinity and attack +
I dont use a bow much. I use a heavy bowgun
+Will V MHp3rd bow is great,idk on other MH tho,in MHFU and 2 its quite bad
Kelbi bow FTW
Oh my Gogmazios, I lost it at the Pingpong circulate poses ! awesome video!
monster hunter is still one of my favorite franchises (even though i´m really bad at it)
G rank: You run towards a monster and swing, its tail swings towards you and you realize. A single tear rolls down your cheek as the tail connects and you detonate into millions of pieces, or at least that's what it feels like
2:58 - We need rabites in Monster Hunter.
We do, ever fought Lagombi?
Eric Napoleon
Dude has too many limbs to be a rabite.
We just need a new Mana game that doesn't suck... like a new Seiken Densetsu 3
*****
As in Seiken Densetsu 4? Aka Dawn of Mana? Aka the one that kinda sorta killed the franchise?
Heck, I'd just be happy to get another kickass soundtrack like in SoM.
EvilDoresh No, I mean they should make another one like 3, and NOT the shitty ones that came after it. I know what I'm saying @_@
Find a thing, kill the thing, repeat times infinity.
Welcome to Monster Hunter.
That hentai was awesome, thanks Rongy.
thank the gods they fixed the drinking animation to allow you to move around
*Interesting, in the lightning credits at **3:22**, he/she/it posts a link of thus: **sta.sh/01f56un75ejy** .* It is described as "a hentai that I drew". From my memory of the Newgrounds front page, isn't that like Anime porn or something? Anyway, I'm sure somebody will want the magic link (don't blame me if it turns out to be Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up instead of the promised stuff, it's not my link).
I found this just before I saw this comment.
After the latest season of re:zero, that bunny scene takes on a whole new meaning
It's sad but true about this game series .3.
we will never get frontier in the west.
Walpurgisnacht ` Nope, not unless capcom grows a brain and advertises it, and opens up their market.
Capcom doesn't have a brain though and never will. They will consistently release to the least popular console developer.
>released MHF-U on PSP
>wonders why no one bought it.
Walpurgisnacht ` Pretty sure they think of homefront first since thats around where most the money for MH comes from.
That Kill la Kill music tho
Marverld At what part?
At around 1:45. Sorry for the late reply.
Excuse me but was that the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail??
Probably.
Nah this was a regular MH rabbit.
Killer Rabbit from Monty Python could kill Fatalis in SECONDS
Really accurate description when playing Monster Hunter
Great Sword user is doing it wrong - you're supposed to sheathe the thing before going after the enemy! Other than that, perfect.
+JanusHoW Yes because having a giant chunk of metal in your pocket would be less hindering and slow you less then carrying it in your hands. :-P
+Astrobia Actually, yes it would.
Not in this context.
Flat piece of metal? Seriously? It's a friggen sharpened construction girder. Some of the great swords in the game have to weigh upwards of 100kg. Sure, you could carry it on your back, but unhindered? I'll concede that if you happen to have evolved to walk on all fours.
+Astrobia It's sort of implied that Hunters are far superior to non-Hunters physically. A Great Jaggi could probably tear through an unprotected village with ease.
It's actually true tho there are so many hunters yet they only send one to kill some monster the size of a skyscraper
I hate using items on Monster Hunter.
Alejo Caliz Blanco I just typed this comment now i must show my muscles!
TBC1 I had moments were I didn't wanted to use a potion cause if I did I would been dead anyway xD
its really annoying to take a potion in monster hunter
Not on MHW
The accuracy of this is scary good.
Its 2am and I just couldn't not laugh at the Potion and G rank ones xD
Really hope I didn't wake anyone .-.
I have to actually slow the speed to 0.25 and pause every now and then just to read the god damn credits. Fantastic and I love it~
music to 1:44 ?
3:05 who knew that cuteness would be so lethal
NUDISTO.....
*_BEAAAAAAAAACH-O_*
Speedwagon_Corporation dee tee aar
Ping pong circulate
@1:43 THAT PING PONG CIRCULATE MOMENT XD HE NEEDS TO STRIP >D
No split second walls of text?
You're off your game, Rong Rong.
Note: I stopped watching at the credits. Those don't count.
Gianor SK well you missed the hentai link then
TheTwistedRebellion the picture is not even full
Riygan Angerlich Hentai is still Hentai even if it isn't the full pic :P
TheTwistedRebellion u cant see the tiddy
Riygan Angerlich DOESN'T MATTER! IT EXIST THEREFOR ITS THERE >.
1:00
Every GS main: SHEATHE THAT FUCKING SWORD
You get sent to hell and back and you get overexcited about eating, but at least you're indestructible!
At first when I heard of Caeadus: "...Wait. You want me to fight some sea monster size of a small island. Alone. Underwater. God knows how deep?!"
The G rank Part was the good and accurate thing about this video. Like.
>fight the Bulldrome
>Run in straight lines
You're not a very smart one, are you?
Xdxdxd
Ohhhh I just stumbled across this for the first time and u already know that I'm about to watch like 50 of these in a row and/or subscribe.
that falling down from sky should be bad ass
The Ace Hunters do amazing work when no one is looking at them.
3:05 - That hunter should've brought a Holy Hand Grenade for that quest
The first 30 seconds... "Well he's not wrong"
This is so true, except for the stomping part, one stomp = RIP. And the fact that my cats are meat shields so I can go through that 100 hour long potion drinking session
The other day I was playing on G-rank and I had to drink a potion in real life after the monster beat me.
G-Rank in a nutshell is more like: you get hit once from full health, get stunned, then hit again and die
(2:55) Maybe use the Holy Hand Grenade
Here I thought you were going to make a gag about how when you put your slow-ass Great Sword away, you can magically run normally again even though you're the same weight. XD
i swear to god, i lose more health flexing my muscles after using a potion and getting trampled than actual combat.
Yay, a new one!
I'm so glad you regularly upload.
Also, interesting link there...
1:18 Prometheus School of Running Away From Things **ding**
from the begining of the video i started crying x'DD
you just got a subscriber x'DDDD
This video earned you a sub. Great choice of preview. :D
Will never forget how your character flexed after using a potion or anything of the sort
my god.... this is EXACTLY how I felt playing these games... How often I would scream curses at how my character would friggen pose after drinking the medicine while being chased down by this beast trying to kill him -_-
Doesn't use greatsword properly... Yet still avoids hipchecks.