I know it's not gonna happen, but I'm still waiting for her to date Supergirl! Although, given the Comet situation, it's honestly more likely that she will date Krypto before that happens...
FYI, Superman had perfect memory back in the Silver Age. It's how he remembers the Kryptonian language. It's also the reason why he had so much difficulty with Lois now. He remembers the time that child molester accosted him before krypton exploded. He remembers exactly what that molester looked like. HE REMEMBERS!
Now we know why Superman would date anyone but Lois! Repressed memories of someone looking a lot like Lois accosting him and repeatedly kissing him passionately. He was clearly traumatized. For shame, Lois! 😞
The kisses one gives to a baby are NOT the kisses one gives to a lover. Also she is a complete stranger to that baby, which is terrifying him. Someone arrest Lois.
If someone revisited the idea now: Clark: First you take my wife, but now, years later, you took my son, Jon! Jor-El: "Your" son?! lol (Okay... Lois kissing baby Kal, and thinking she could be Superman's mother... This is something you'd find on the hub.)
The fact that she dates him instead of jumping straight to marriage shows me she wanted to play the long game... I am disturbed. Never mind. I got to the part with baby Clark... my oh my... Lois why???
The idea of Superman finding Lois in the Phantom Zone is a good premise. There are some neat directions a writer could go because it kind of inverts the Superman origin, instead of being a Kryptonian surrounded by humans, it's a human surrounded by Kryptonians. And Lois being an investigative reporter could easily lead to some interesting world building and conflict.
Seeing Jor-El's signature outfit with the headband, the epaulets, and most of all that giant red sun on his chest got me thinking. Didn't the early Kryptonians *worship* Rao, their sun, as a god? Was Jor-El some kind of old-style religious fundie?
Okay... next time DC does some huge multiverse thing I want to see silver age Lois either as a villain or just despised by modern characters. Also: I think Otto Binder has some serious issues with his mother.
If Casually Comics has taught me anything, it’s that the Comics Industry being forced to bring in the Comics Code wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. Who knows what weird stuff Lois would have got up to?
This is one of the most weirdest story that I've ever heard. Lois is obsessive, selfish and needy but I never knew she was super creepy. The fact that she didn't realise that she could potentially become Superman's mother when she decided to date Jor El in the past says a lot about her character in the silver age..
With the possiblity that the current events of DC will blend all realities, I can rest easy knowing stories like this will at least be remembered by Lois, at least as one awfully reoccurring dream after another.
What in the actual... ? Hussy is the least of what could be said about this lunacy. Also: Magic totem Jimmy back at it again. (You really have to watch every video).
these lois lane stories are just clark and lois competing on who is the more toxic partner between them, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf starring Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane
Once again Lois is the supervillain in her own book! Coming closer to ending Superman than Lex or Brainiac ever do! The Phantom Zone is where she needed to stay!! Now we need Eva Green and Matt Smith to do the Big Finish version!
I had to watch that part about Lois going to the phantom zone twice. The first time, I was completely numb from the "kissing" panel before. Nothing was making any more sense.
What if the reason Superman has no real love foe lois in these comics is because she resembles this creepy lady who came out of no where and assaulted him as a child. So looking at her stirs up sub conscious trauma. Louis may have doomed herself.
Two points 1. Why didn't they just build another tower? They had a couple of years to go. Unless there was a panel that said that there was only enough rare minerals or metal to make one and we didn't see it? 2. 'Todd no last name' is right, stalker Lois would have followed baby Kal-El and learned everything about Superman while waiting for him to grow up enough to rescue her.
What I never understood... Why didn't Lois know Clark's secret identity, if she was in the Phantom Zone for all those years and could spy on him? I assume the nature of the PZ is how she got around the paradox of her being in two places at once -- i.e., she was an adult in the zone while a baby on Earth.
One would think a person from the future who has a shrine dedicated to them in Superman's Fortress of Solitude, and I believe visited it a few times. would know the story of Kandor, and suggest a different city.
There is so much wrong with the concept of Lois wanting to bang Superman’s father because he didn’t want to be with her enough and then she tries to be his mother...did the author have issues?!
Lois basically dates everyone Clark knows! Seriously I'm NOT Superman and I would dump Lois for all the times she stepped out. Super door mat cause he keeps taking her back.
I never thought we reached the max capacity of madness with these stories. But this........................... .............................. We have reached a new level of Lois' inferno.
That was a really strange one. I had no idea that this issue even existed. Very well analyzed, Sasha. Lois just gets increasingly creepier and creepier in these stories. Great wig and dress, also. I noticed how the eye make-up exactly matched the green of your wig. Sometimes I might remember the wig better than the comic discussed.
Kissing baby Clark Kent? No, Lois! Just no. 🚫 Why do I feel the need to call Children's Protection Services on Lois? This comic has given new meaning and level of craziness to the word "stalker." Also, where was Mrs. Kent during all of this? 🤔😂🤣
It's a comparatively minor point among all the rest of the madness, but after the "anti-nuclear" (?!) tower was spirited away with Kandor, why couldn't Jor-El just build another one? Of course, the fabric of the universe would have come apart like a wet tissue from the time paradox if he had. "So I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp."
I read an interview with Otto Binder in which he stated that his Jimmy Olsen series was just Captain Marvel stories re-worked. Jimmy was a substitute for Billy Batson, his signal watch the magic word SHAZAM! and Superman the Big Red Cheese himself. The goofiness he infused into these Superman family stories, along with former Fawcett/Marvel Family artist Schafenberger, would have been perfect in a Marvel Family title and did translate well into the early cold-war era comics. I grew up on these stories in reprints and digest editions, great stuff! Happy New year!
Back in the day there were many, many pages of readers letters spent on the whole "LL" conundrum. Lois, Lana, Lara, Lori, Lucy... So, your mission is to discover all the "L's" and give us a theory of why.
6:00 Worse than Cats the Movie? 7:28 Wow- I think Lois would be facing charges these days... 8:30 Or- you know- that one Avengers story with Carol Danvers and Immortus...
Clark Kent: Ma, this is my co-worker, Lois Lane. Lois, this is my mother, Martha. Martha Kent: Wait...you look familiar...did you show up on my farm and kiss Clark when he was a toddler? Lois (nervous laugh): What? Ha ha No, no...
Lois Lane talking to Jon “Superboy” Kent: And that was the time I tried to date your grandfather and made out with your father when he as a baby Superboy: *dying inside* dad, you and Mom need to have a talk…
She would have to sleep with her boots on or die, this is when Krypton's gravity high was one of the reasons for Superman's power. What kind of battery life do they have that she would not have to worry about living there?
"Clark, when you were a toddler, do you remember a strange woman snatching you up from the ground and smothering you with kisses?" "I...I...think I blocked that memory, Lois. H-how do you know??"
Lois thought process- I'll go back in time and save Krypton, oh but superman's dad is hot! our reaction-No, just no! Love your commentary on the story! Poor otto!
Tbh it would have been hilarious if Lois kissing baby Clark traumatized him and she reminds him of a weird random lady who was trying to make out with him as a kid so he can't stand being anywhere near her😂😂
Sasha, amazing review. I am wondering how Jimmy got that language book. Oh, during this run, did Lois ever see a psychologist about her unhealthy viewpoint on Superman....she really needs to talk to somebody after that toddler scene.
Omg. I saw the headline and immediately started laughing. I AM burning with curiosity! Hussy. I love how often that's used in these comics! Wow super creepy kissing kid Clark. Yikes.
Is it wrong to hope in the new CW Superman and Lois show makes Lois obsessed with handsome men and Superman will be half as salty and oetty as he is from these comics?
I just realized, when Lois stepped out of the Phantom Zone, she should have referred to Superman as Clark. She should have witnessed him being sent off of Krypton, followed him to Earth, where he was found by the Kents, then watch him grow up. This could make an interesting "how Lois found out" story.
Ah, the silver age where not even the most disturbing ideas were off the table...not Superman telling his own cousin that, basically, if they weren't Kryptonians he'd marry her, not Jimmy Olsen wishing up a super powered girlfriend for superman who was basically a female Jimmy Olsen with super powers, and not this with Lois contemplating the idea of marrying Superman's father. I can only say...how disturbing could the silver age get? And yes that was a thinly veiled challenge...because I'm sure we all want to know what THE most disturbing silver age story you can find would be...
No wonder Lois Lane is strangely okay with alien stalkers, as she herself is one.
Conniving Lois is the best.
Oh goodness you're right, she's an alien stalker from the future who showed up to but into Jor-El's relationship.
Ahh yes, welcome back to another episode of ‘Lois sleeps with everyone but Clark’ show
I know it's not gonna happen, but I'm still waiting for her to date Supergirl! Although, given the Comet situation, it's honestly more likely that she will date Krypto before that happens...
Lois "Village Bicycle" Lane.
@@scockery I could see a silver age pastiche where lois is literally morphed into a bicycle and to turn back she *must* let everyone ride her around!
@@HandofOmega she did get turned into a horse so close enough?
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"lois kisses baby clark"
kryptonian council:"OPEN UP!"
FYI, Superman had perfect memory back in the Silver Age. It's how he remembers the Kryptonian language. It's also the reason why he had so much difficulty with Lois now.
He remembers the time that child molester accosted him before krypton exploded. He remembers exactly what that molester looked like.
HE REMEMBERS!
Wish I had seen this before I posted the same thing.
Now we know why Superman would date anyone but Lois!
Repressed memories of someone looking a lot like Lois accosting him and repeatedly kissing him passionately. He was clearly traumatized.
For shame, Lois! 😞
I'd never though THIS kind of mess would be the one that makes Superman/Lois story make sense hahahaha
Lois is clearly insane. I think she’s the true villain of the series.
Also, Lois needs to have a seat with Chris Hanson. Yuck!
She's trying to become Superman's Mother Lois Lane apparently. Which means that Silver Age Lois is apparently into incest via time travel.
Yep, this definitely feels like the worst one she's been a part of
Do we need to page Sigmund Freud regarding Lois being Superman's mum?
They should have leaned into it, retitle the book and everything 😆
@@Chris-gq8ev superman mother lois lane
That’s like if Oedipus’ mother was in love with him.
Not even censorship could contain Silver Age Lois's thirst.
This has so many levels of madness that I didn’t even imagine it was a possible until now...
Silver Age Lois is starting to become a Lifetime Original Movie villain... Did people really not see how creepy this was back then?
It was played for laffs and ridcule back then!😳😵
Lois is kind of creepy. Like more so than Clark and his Lois room and that’s saying something.
Lois has no moral compass. None! She is literally one lab accident away from being a super-villain.
Lois is competing against Comet for the "creepiest DC character" award
Mat hatter kidnappers people dress them like Alice and kills them after the date.
The Joker, Anton Arcane, Professor Pyg, James Gordon Jr and the like have nothing on the nightmare fuel that is Silver Age Lois Lane.
I don’t know what is worse
Lois trying to destroy the fabric of time and space by trying to date Jor-El
Or the plot to womb
Yes
The kisses one gives to a baby are NOT the kisses one gives to a lover. Also she is a complete stranger to that baby, which is terrifying him.
Someone arrest Lois.
If someone revisited the idea now:
Clark: First you take my wife, but now, years later, you took my son, Jon!
Jor-El: "Your" son?! lol
(Okay... Lois kissing baby Kal, and thinking she could be Superman's mother... This is something you'd find on the hub.)
“What are you doing, Step-tonian?”
The fact that she dates him instead of jumping straight to marriage shows me she wanted to play the long game... I am disturbed. Never mind. I got to the part with baby Clark... my oh my... Lois why???
So Lois without Jo-rel's consent kissed him?Hmmmmm aight man..
At this point, I can only say that Lois needs gallons of chill and a custom made Superman robot with... Special functions
Fully functional.
The idea of Superman finding Lois in the Phantom Zone is a good premise. There are some neat directions a writer could go because it kind of inverts the Superman origin, instead of being a Kryptonian surrounded by humans, it's a human surrounded by Kryptonians. And Lois being an investigative reporter could easily lead to some interesting world building and conflict.
what if Clark had a dim memory of a crazy lady kissing him as a kid and it unconsciously turned him off to Lois?
Ha! Brilliant.
That's it! That's why Superman (Silver Age) never married Lois Lane!
@@nathanieldaiken1064 this is why time travel is a bad idea.
Lois Lane was really just the professional writers' fandom bicycle, huh?
Lois is one insatiable dame! She really knows no bounds.
Also, it’s remarkable how like Grease or Back to the Future the Kryptonian dating scene was.
Seeing Jor-El's signature outfit with the headband, the epaulets, and most of all that giant red sun on his chest got me thinking. Didn't the early Kryptonians *worship* Rao, their sun, as a god? Was Jor-El some kind of old-style religious fundie?
NGL, now I want a comic when Silver Age Lois meets present day Lois just to see her reaction to these "adventures"
Okay... next time DC does some huge multiverse thing I want to see silver age Lois either as a villain or just despised by modern characters. Also: I think Otto Binder has some serious issues with his mother.
Gotta say, the bit where they have the plan to save Krypton fail because they just happen to build it in Kandor was kinda clever.
Yeah Superman totally saw this while looking at Kryptons history tapes, that's why he doesn't care when Lois marries all these other guys...payback.
If Casually Comics has taught me anything, it’s that the Comics Industry being forced to bring in the Comics Code wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Who knows what weird stuff Lois would have got up to?
If this comic kept going, Lois likely would have traveled into the future and married Superman's child at some point
Makes you wonder doesn't it?
Don't forget, Superman has the power of instant recall. He never forgets anything. Including Lois kissing him as an infant.
knowing comet exists I'm sure Lois dates krypto was in the pipeline
This is one of the most weirdest story that I've ever heard. Lois is obsessive, selfish and needy but I never knew she was super creepy. The fact that she didn't realise that she could potentially become Superman's mother when she decided to date Jor El in the past says a lot about her character in the silver age..
I felt like we've done this one before. Omg, there are just too many of these stories to keep track of, Silver Age Lois was....interesting.
Silver-age Lois had some serious issues...
With the possiblity that the current events of DC will blend all realities, I can rest easy knowing stories like this will at least be remembered by Lois, at least as one awfully reoccurring dream after another.
What in the actual... ? Hussy is the least of what could be said about this lunacy.
Also: Magic totem Jimmy back at it again. (You really have to watch every video).
You should cover the time when Lana and Lois tried to groom a child superman. 😂🤮
They whuuutttt?
@@Shamazya I would point out that if memory serves it involves de-aging but I don't think that would help.
Whatdidtheysaaayyy
I hope this is just Lana and Lois getting together and co-parenting an adopted super child, but no... this is the Silver Age, oh boy...
@@mariamaravilla9005 Well, they do both compete to be baby's favorite.
these lois lane stories are just clark and lois competing on who is the more toxic partner between them, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf starring Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane
Lois is so damn self-centered in this era, and I'm here for it. XD
I wonder if Lois fell in love with handsome and dreamy General Zod while she was in the Phantom Zone.. Especially after she turned Faora's hair green.
She'd happily kneel before Zod.
Once again Lois is the supervillain in her own book! Coming closer to ending Superman than Lex or Brainiac ever do! The Phantom Zone is where she needed to stay!!
Now we need Eva Green and Matt Smith to do the Big Finish version!
I had to watch that part about Lois going to the phantom zone twice. The first time, I was completely numb from the "kissing" panel before. Nothing was making any more sense.
Poor Jimmy, always the bridesmaid but never the bride. Also I love your makeup it’s always so colorful and perfect
Why do I have a feeling if Conner existed back in the Silver Age someone would've totally done that Womb movie storyline with him and Lois.
Parts of this were weird and a bit creepy. Silver Age comics at it's strangest.
After seeing this EVERYTHING SUPERMAN HAS DONE TO LOIS IS JUSTIFIED!
I know right
Reading this comic is like looking at a car crash. I can't tear my horrified eyes away.
What if the reason Superman has no real love foe lois in these comics is because she resembles this creepy lady who came out of no where and assaulted him as a child. So looking at her stirs up sub conscious trauma. Louis may have doomed herself.
Two points
1. Why didn't they just build another tower? They had a couple of years to go. Unless there was a panel that said that there was only enough rare minerals or metal to make one and we didn't see it?
2. 'Todd no last name' is right, stalker Lois would have followed baby Kal-El and learned everything about Superman while waiting for him to grow up enough to rescue her.
Jimmy's antigravity boots were high heels 🤔
As messed up as that part with the kid was I died laughing 😂🤣🤣 Silver-aged Lois needs to get a grip.
And maybe needs to have her comic.
What I never understood... Why didn't Lois know Clark's secret identity, if she was in the Phantom Zone for all those years and could spy on him? I assume the nature of the PZ is how she got around the paradox of her being in two places at once -- i.e., she was an adult in the zone while a baby on Earth.
Well Jor-El is an alien that some may see as handsome and isn't Clark so it was only a matter of time before Lois would try to find a way to date him.
Lois may be altering the course of history to get with Superman's Dad but at least she isn't using snow to preserve figs!
"...and he's faster than an un-rescued Lois...". New definition. Since "mileage may vary" is all over YT now.
One would think a person from the future who has a shrine dedicated to them in Superman's Fortress of Solitude, and I believe visited it a few times. would know the story of Kandor, and suggest a different city.
There is so much wrong with the concept of Lois wanting to bang Superman’s father because he didn’t want to be with her enough and then she tries to be his mother...did the author have issues?!
They should have adapted this for an episode of the Krypton TV show.
Lois basically dates everyone Clark knows! Seriously I'm NOT Superman and I would dump Lois for all the times she stepped out. Super door mat cause he keeps taking her back.
HELP!!! I DIDN'T LISTEN AND NOW LOIS IS DRAGGING MY LEFT LEG TO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE!!!
I never thought we reached the max capacity of madness with these stories. But this...........................
.............................. We have reached a new level of Lois' inferno.
That was a really strange one. I had no idea that this issue even existed. Very well analyzed, Sasha. Lois just gets increasingly creepier and creepier in these stories. Great wig and dress, also. I noticed how the eye make-up exactly matched the green of your wig. Sometimes I might remember the wig better than the comic discussed.
I feel like one day there'll be a comic titled "Superman's Ex-Wife Lois Lane" or "Superman's Mom Lois Lane" (feat. Jon as Supes)
Kissing baby Clark Kent? No, Lois! Just no. 🚫 Why do I feel the need to call Children's Protection Services on Lois? This comic has given new meaning and level of craziness to the word "stalker." Also, where was Mrs. Kent during all of this? 🤔😂🤣
Lois has gone too far this time.
Until next time..
It's a comparatively minor point among all the rest of the madness, but after the "anti-nuclear" (?!) tower was spirited away with Kandor, why couldn't Jor-El just build another one? Of course, the fabric of the universe would have come apart like a wet tissue from the time paradox if he had.
"So I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp."
okay, okay, that slap sound effect was AWESOME! more please! I need more!
I read an interview with Otto Binder in which he stated that his Jimmy Olsen series was just Captain Marvel stories re-worked. Jimmy was a substitute for Billy Batson, his signal watch the magic word SHAZAM! and Superman the Big Red Cheese himself. The goofiness he infused into these Superman family stories, along with former Fawcett/Marvel Family artist Schafenberger, would have been perfect in a Marvel Family title and did translate well into the early cold-war era comics. I grew up on these stories in reprints and digest editions, great stuff! Happy New year!
This video, like so many of the silver age Superman stories, is wall-to-wall WTF.
About half the reason I watch this channel is just to see the wide assortment of hair colors.
When I got into comics, up to Crisis, Superman, as Clark, was involved with Lana. Now I think we know why.
I know this issue! Its one of my favorite weird Lois Lane stories!
Back in the day there were many, many pages of readers letters spent on the whole "LL" conundrum. Lois, Lana, Lara, Lori, Lucy... So, your mission is to discover all the "L's" and give us a theory of why.
I've been waiting for this one since the first "Lois Getting Married" video. I have not been let down, thank you.
6:00 Worse than Cats the Movie?
7:28 Wow- I think Lois would be facing charges these days...
8:30 Or- you know- that one Avengers story with Carol Danvers and Immortus...
Clark Kent: Ma, this is my co-worker, Lois Lane. Lois, this is my mother, Martha.
Martha Kent: Wait...you look familiar...did you show up on my farm and kiss Clark when he was a toddler?
Lois (nervous laugh): What? Ha ha No, no...
Martha: Jonathan. Get the shotgun. The crazy lady who kissed Clark when he was a kid is back.
@@Xehanort10 Martha: Jonathan, what should we do? Let this woman kiss our baby?
Man of Steel Pa Kent: I dunno? Maybe?
Lois Lane talking to Jon “Superboy” Kent: And that was the time I tried to date your grandfather and made out with your father when he as a baby
Superboy: *dying inside* dad, you and Mom need to have a talk…
My first thought when I saw the title was that Sasha's trolling us. But nope, this is a thing, this happened.
Let's takes a minute to think about how Lois just ate that slap as if it happens every day.
The real reason Lois got sent to the Phantom Zone is because she was creeping on baby Kal-El.
Oh, yeah. This story is absolutely insane. I've seen it before, but I will gladly click again in a heartbeat
I'm old enough to have read all these when they were first released.
Did they seem as weird in the zeitgeist back then as they do today?
@@dreamlandnightmare Well when I was 10 years old the bar was much lower
Back then, we just didn't see dirty and weird and creepy as readily as we do now. But looking at some of these through today's lens?......YIKES!!!
Me, known shipper, immediately decided that the comic should be making us ship Lara and Lois instead, because they are roommates.
The Lois stealing anthology has still not ended 😂
She would have to sleep with her boots on or die, this is when Krypton's gravity high was one of the reasons for Superman's power. What kind of battery life do they have that she would not have to worry about living there?
"Clark, when you were a toddler, do you remember a strange woman snatching you up from the ground and smothering you with kisses?" "I...I...think I blocked that memory, Lois. H-how do you know??"
Lois thought process- I'll go back in time and save Krypton, oh but superman's dad is hot! our reaction-No, just no! Love your commentary on the story! Poor otto!
Welcome to another episode of: "What the hell were those authors smoking while writing the story?"
Awesome. Starting 2021 off strong.
Tbh it would have been hilarious if Lois kissing baby Clark traumatized him and she reminds him of a weird random lady who was trying to make out with him as a kid so he can't stand being anywhere near her😂😂
Brilliant!
NO! Bad Lois! *gets out spray bottle*
The hell is there anyone who hasn't tried dating, marrying or fucking Lois lane? Who's never fall off arm man, Spider man
For further disturbing Lois / toddler Superman interactions, might I recommend Lois Lane #57 (1965).
Happy new year, Sasha. You're my favorite comicbook youtuber.
I have no words to describe this madness.
Sasha, amazing review. I am wondering how Jimmy got that language book. Oh, during this run, did Lois ever see a psychologist about her unhealthy viewpoint on Superman....she really needs to talk to somebody after that toddler scene.
Omg. I saw the headline and immediately started laughing. I AM burning with curiosity!
Hussy. I love how often that's used in these comics!
Wow super creepy kissing kid Clark. Yikes.
Is it wrong to hope in the new CW Superman and Lois show makes Lois obsessed with handsome men and Superman will be half as salty and oetty as he is from these comics?
The is the creepiest Silver Age story I've ever seen. And it has some competition.
Brilliant video Sasha
I just realized, when Lois stepped out of the Phantom Zone, she should have referred to Superman as Clark. She should have witnessed him being sent off of Krypton, followed him to Earth, where he was found by the Kents, then watch him grow up. This could make an interesting "how Lois found out" story.
Ah, the silver age where not even the most disturbing ideas were off the table...not Superman telling his own cousin that, basically, if they weren't Kryptonians he'd marry her, not Jimmy Olsen wishing up a super powered girlfriend for superman who was basically a female Jimmy Olsen with super powers, and not this with Lois contemplating the idea of marrying Superman's father. I can only say...how disturbing could the silver age get? And yes that was a thinly veiled challenge...because I'm sure we all want to know what THE most disturbing silver age story you can find would be...