Oblivion NPC dialogue.mp4

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ธ.ค. 2019
  • Happy new year 2020
    Original video: • My dad sayin some funn...
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  • @ApexSpartanHD
    @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +39053

    This video was stuck at 50 views barely and all of a sudden it jumped to nearly 500k now in just 2 weeks. I guess something happened and the infamous TH-cam algorithm is bringing people in. I wish to add that I only found out recently, with help of a few comments, that the person in the video passed away. His name was Larry Wayne Pettus and may he rest in peace.
    This video is in no way disrespectful or meant to make fun of the person - in fact, it is for the opposite purpose. The jokes he so ingeniously crafted were perfect. And yes, since I'm not a native English speaker, I also wasn't aware that this was a joke since I didn't know that "bird" is slang for women. Either way, this video is supposed to be for comedic purposes and for people to laugh and I'm glad so many people like it.
    I do not care about the haters and "critics" complaining that it isn't a "meme", since the dialogue is a well-made joke and not a real conversation. You are free to go elsewhere and enjoy other Oblivion videos. I made this at 3AM while I was drunk for New Year and I didn't put a lot of thought into it or expected it to go grow so big.
    If the uploader of the original video contacts me and wishes the video to be removed, I will gladly comply. Until then, I hope you all enjoy!
    The original video is called "My dad sayin some funny ish" and was uploaded by the channel BigPettus
    th-cam.com/video/uGgI6qsg_kc/w-d-xo.html

    • @griffinmietzner
      @griffinmietzner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      I got this recommended just now

    • @Mar-nt6qw
      @Mar-nt6qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      that's depressing

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

      @@Mar-nt6qw Ikr, I was pretty sad when I heard it. His name was Larry Wayne Pettus. May he rest in peace. His amazing bird story will be forever with us

    • @realitychallenged4488
      @realitychallenged4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      He seemed like a happy guy. This made me laugh.

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      @@realitychallenged4488 he seemed like someone I could sit down with and instantly get cheered up. Also seemed like someone who had many stories to share

  • @xchaosbladerxop8236
    @xchaosbladerxop8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13036

    NPC dialogue end:
    QUEST START: MIDNIGHT HARPIES

  • @BasedManRich
    @BasedManRich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4785

    He's laughing but real gamers know that was a clue for the hidden boss

    • @isaiahnavarro8268
      @isaiahnavarro8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Gotta be observant

    • @anthonyjoshua2249
      @anthonyjoshua2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      "There's *_nothing_* down that a'ways..."
      😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn right 😂

    • @marbollsmb3116
      @marbollsmb3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@anthonyjoshua2249 trying to misslead us damn they're smart

    • @andrewkin1564
      @andrewkin1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, like in the story walk into the wall and then use your wings to glitch into a hidden area where you can find the secret lady birds boss

  • @skyn0va
    @skyn0va 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7165

    I'm so happy that he left his mark on the world before passing. Something as simple as a joke can tell you how great a person is

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear wky

    • @maestronsaucimus1879
      @maestronsaucimus1879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      @@AxxLAfriku no

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What? It's not a joke. He's clearly drunk and/or high thinking birds were women

    • @haunai7140
      @haunai7140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@AxxLAfriku Good for you.

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he’s dead?

  • @SilentSabre
    @SilentSabre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    I love that even that guy's wife was laughing. She's probably heard that story a thousand times, but it's the man's delivery that makes it.

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My coughing chimney is a creepy guy

    • @5686darryl
      @5686darryl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ?????????????????

    • @SilentSabre
      @SilentSabre ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Double Vision she was in the guy's car

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SilentSabrenot wife it’s a boy

    • @joeproud6885
      @joeproud6885 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That’s his son lmao

  • @tyronracecardwoodley1095
    @tyronracecardwoodley1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5737

    The guy even walks like an npc

    • @carpedukem
      @carpedukem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Maybe he took an arrow to the knee?

    • @FanatiKomdu13
      @FanatiKomdu13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JamKyt9
      @JamKyt9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He even interacted like one when trying to open that random persons car door

    • @davidflinch4139
      @davidflinch4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must have commitment sir.

  • @tprice1735
    @tprice1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8172

    Quest added: "Three women." 😂

    • @MissCosmosEdits
      @MissCosmosEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol XD

    • @kingconflict9022
      @kingconflict9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol

    • @R.J.MacReady1982
      @R.J.MacReady1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahhahahahahahahdhhdjssjxnsj

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They need to make a nod quest to this with 3 hagravens

    • @g-netic2120
      @g-netic2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂!!!!!!

  • @Nobody-dp8br
    @Nobody-dp8br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    Masterpiece. This is what everybody wishes they could do when the moment somebody said "you're on camera. say something" and you actually said something this amazing. Lord have him on his side telling him some good jokes.

  • @imab125
    @imab125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    This joke needs to be immortalized in some video game and made into a side quest…with this man’s actual voice. So funny!

    • @gokuthatmadethebeat
      @gokuthatmadethebeat ปีที่แล้ว +28

      let him rest. He carried youtube and deserves peace🙏🏽

    • @biorgoanylchem
      @biorgoanylchem ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Elder scrolls 6 needs to homage to this masterpiece lol

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      really ahaha

    • @TheR3negadeMaster
      @TheR3negadeMaster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I didn’t get the joke

    • @dirge44
      @dirge44 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@TheR3negadeMaster it's just a random whack ass story which makes it funny

  • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
    @TheGameGetterKuzuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    Quest started: "a night to remember"

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Where have i heard this quest before ?

    • @ragemachine7710
      @ragemachine7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@bangunny here's it in a nutshell: you get drunk with a man with black robes and wake up finding out you married a hagraven, sold a goat to a giant, and trashed the temple of Dibella.

    • @morningstar9191
      @morningstar9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bangunny it sounds familiar to me too. Have you player The Witcher?

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morningstar9191 i have played tw 3 actually

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ragemachine7710 sounds just like typical elder scroll

  • @DiscoBrain
    @DiscoBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25962

    I like how the same thing also happened the night before

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

      Lmao, loved that part xD

    • @Attackofthehank
      @Attackofthehank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      Probably happened the night this video was recorded too

    • @luxxers
      @luxxers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Attackofthehank Wait what? I was told that this happened the night before? And I talked to him a few days ago.

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Omg your right. This makes the video even funnier

    • @vermillioncatus1539
      @vermillioncatus1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This man is in groundhog day.

  • @sebastijanglozinic8630
    @sebastijanglozinic8630 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    NEW QUEST: Investigate the three flying women.

  • @cmfrtblynmb02
    @cmfrtblynmb02 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    This guy is a master of story telling. Forget about inconsistencies, it doesn't matter. His opening, his way of talking, his tone, the way he tells what happened and rising our curiosity. Damn, I wish I could be as interesting as him.

    • @ohmytoshi
      @ohmytoshi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dam.. you flew away

    • @Roxsleyimpfromhell
      @Roxsleyimpfromhell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@ohmytoshi and I said "Aww he was a bird"

    • @ohmytoshi
      @ohmytoshi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Roxsleyimpfromhell lol

    • @19HajimeSaitou91
      @19HajimeSaitou91 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude's a Tarantino character

  • @KaylaMarie_
    @KaylaMarie_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5848

    "Last night!
    And night before!"
    Y'all this happened twice.

    • @krisrose219
      @krisrose219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LMAO Good one

    • @miguelitoborges9007
      @miguelitoborges9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is true vídeo is Here th-cam.com/video/cc5BWnzm2gk/w-d-xo.html

    • @Dr_Hax
      @Dr_Hax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@miguelitoborges9007 spam

    • @BoujiBohemian
      @BoujiBohemian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      STOLEN COMMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @thermostatlord4142
    @thermostatlord4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66705

    Confused redguard mistakes 3 hagravens for lovely maidens due to skooma abuse

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "Them was some birds!"
    That was the greatest twist in recent memory lmfao
    I love that the guy kept his laughing in the video

    • @dimitrovich
      @dimitrovich ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually, he said "I saw them with some birds". It's clear to me watching the video at 0.25 speed, but maybe I'm wrong, english is not my mother-tongue, you see.

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

    • @Wumbology378
      @Wumbology378 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimitrovich As a black american I see how you think this, but to me it sounded like "oh (or ah), them was some birds.." I feel for you guys when it comes to trying to understand english because the way Americans use english can get very confusing depending on who you interact with for anyone who doesn't have it as their mother-tongue.

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love the little delay until he realized how genius his comedy was 😂

  • @Toemelsen
    @Toemelsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15386

    This sounds like a Hidden Sidequest 🤔

    • @uhhhummm5521
      @uhhhummm5521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      It’s a hidden riddle

    • @danielfazly1350
      @danielfazly1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There was only two that lured Gogan. At the farmhouse though, there's another Khajiit so you're technically right.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Sam Guevenne So we know this was filmed in Anvil, due to the proportionate redguard population.

    • @zeussesalim1174
      @zeussesalim1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Map updated.

    • @fireballdude7368
      @fireballdude7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C 3 it does. Don’t even tell you to do something, literally just says the situation and that’s it, you get a quest after being given no details but it is still in your log

  • @100subswithoutvideosplease8
    @100subswithoutvideosplease8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8006

    Quest: Where they flew off to?
    Collect (0/3) birds and return them to the man.

    • @kyle18269
      @kyle18269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      10,000 subs without videos please? Pain in the ass missions.

    • @Akumakashi
      @Akumakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      feels like a Spiderman PS4 quest

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tom Bradys son true 😂

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And their locations are instantly on your map somehow

    • @Noobolon
      @Noobolon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      _Quest Where they flew off to? Ends_
      _Quest start: Nothing can go wrong_
      • Go down the street

  • @teresaescobedo5504
    @teresaescobedo5504 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This is gold, ain't no other dialogue in the world can beat this guys!!! Just unexpected.

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree

    • @Fred863098
      @Fred863098 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you should watch beetlejuice and his missing liver :D@@ANRVIT

  • @timothythetoolmantaylor1393
    @timothythetoolmantaylor1393 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Occasionally I’ll come back to this video to help soothe my depression.

  • @say-cred
    @say-cred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20136

    he's not an NPC, he's definitely a playable character.

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Or a final boss, in the sense that bosses aren't playable🧐😅💀

    • @hailwell3469
      @hailwell3469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He speaks, he cannot be a playable character

    • @Leo-i9000
      @Leo-i9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@hailwell3469 Maybe this was a cut scene to introduce a new playable character.

    • @_WOR
      @_WOR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seconding the reoccurring NPC. Playable character’s just don’t talk like this. The closest I can think of is Tidus at the beginning of FFX but he’s like…reading a journal kinda 😂

    • @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539
      @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You need to finish the Game with 3 ladies

  • @torchoiseemail3474
    @torchoiseemail3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2980

    This man needs to do voice acting

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I can totally imagine him as a family guy character or something

    • @MuSasAdy
      @MuSasAdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      He passed away two years ago unfortunately.

    • @Docklead
      @Docklead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      RIP

    • @itrashcant7947
      @itrashcant7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MuSasAdy BIG SAD

    • @torchoiseemail3474
      @torchoiseemail3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MuSasAdy fuck

  • @TheKeithriff16
    @TheKeithriff16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The best 40 seconds of my life. Nobody could tell a better story than him.

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8524

    You’re laughing, there were 3 women that were walking down that way , and you’re laughing

    • @Xalocin
      @Xalocin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      I know :)

    • @just_some_noname3398
      @just_some_noname3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Shit i can't understand is it from Joker or Far Cry 3

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Sashko BDC it’s from joker

    • @jim7601
      @jim7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Lmao read that shit in de Niro's voice I died

    • @wanderingaround4175
      @wanderingaround4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jim7601 lol

  • @jons4934
    @jons4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5168

    Quest added: A Redguard's Love

    • @Amfortas
      @Amfortas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm fucking dying omg 😂

    • @MakisHMMY
      @MakisHMMY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude I like this kind of quests

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jon S why is it always in Anvil that you get the weirdest quests?

    • @justahumanwithkermitsface1923
      @justahumanwithkermitsface1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!!

    • @ekabombo
      @ekabombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When i read your comment I automatically heard that quest drums in my head

  • @tkmtfggrf
    @tkmtfggrf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Obamas speech is lit

  • @rofflesvanwagon
    @rofflesvanwagon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man i love this dude

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16098

    “Last night and the night before...”
    So this happened to him twice?

    • @czlowieknoz
      @czlowieknoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      hahhaha, fuck, u right, hahahahaha :D

    • @ilyavasiliev538
      @ilyavasiliev538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I believe he mean 2 days ago like one day + one day.

    • @alexaguilar8546
      @alexaguilar8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Just as clear and cut as an NPC dialogue 😂 video’s gold

    • @Zarwardo99
      @Zarwardo99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      0:28 My reaction when someone says something so random and out of context, it makes me question reality completely xD

    • @THYB737
      @THYB737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He saw the women twice but spoke to them only once, the last time. I don't understand why so many people get this wrong. It's so obvious.

  • @scarrantsandreviews
    @scarrantsandreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    The "and night before" part actually sounds like medieval dialogue

    • @fznthedeez4028
      @fznthedeez4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh i won't ruin this sacred number of likes

    • @tonimaestre96
      @tonimaestre96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it

    • @euw_yong
      @euw_yong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaooo

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Do Do King of course, he's an educated people.

  • @ThomazShelby
    @ThomazShelby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This vids always make me laught 😂😂😂

  • @patrick8613
    @patrick8613 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I came back to it after one year and this is such a masterpiece

    • @Cro5373
      @Cro5373 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait.. Patrick bateman? Is that you

  • @VersusAllOdds
    @VersusAllOdds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4882

    They asked him to say something, and boy he delievered, without a moment of delay...

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This is the most something has ever been said

    • @iamwhatyouseeinyournightma708
      @iamwhatyouseeinyournightma708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rugvedkulkarni1593 Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@iamwhatyouseeinyournightma708 what?

    • @jizzle1669
      @jizzle1669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unrivalled confidence😂😂

    • @zachporter8864
      @zachporter8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamwhatyouseeinyournightma708 shut the fuck ul

  • @mixhex7344
    @mixhex7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18540

    That's actually a perfectly put together joke in all honesty.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

      It reminded me of something Norm McDonald would say

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

      Being funny is through speaking exactly as you processed an experience rather than a well detailed description

    • @aashami5134
      @aashami5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mix Hex I don’t get it

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      @@aashami5134 he genuinely thought through eyesight that he was seeing women, but it was just some fuckin birds oops

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Or he just actually saw women and called em birds I'm not sure but that's the joke

  • @interestingchannelname1063
    @interestingchannelname1063 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love when people have such powerful voices like that, and then they just say random stuff.

  • @hankhill4101
    @hankhill4101 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Quest Added: Birds of a Feather"

  • @4k.NathanS
    @4k.NathanS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3520

    an interaction like this happens once in a lifetime

    • @mrcoldplayzroblox4372
      @mrcoldplayzroblox4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      And once in a lifetime before

    • @Daniel-yo5es
      @Daniel-yo5es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      not if you run around fucking with people with a camera....

    • @herbseinburg449
      @herbseinburg449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel that his dad

    • @darkmatter3538
      @darkmatter3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Apparently twice in a lifetime since it also happened the night before 😂

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You just need to work at a car wash and it becomes a once a month thing. Some people just need someone to talk to, and they always say gems like this.

  • @ChildrenOfRadiation
    @ChildrenOfRadiation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14836

    He's got an epic voice, in all fairness.

    • @NJRidhan
      @NJRidhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao

    • @christianhendriksen6241
      @christianhendriksen6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Still convinced this is a Chappell act

    • @CodfishJoe
      @CodfishJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      If we had to have only 3 people voice all of reality I'm sure he'd do an excellent job with his third

    • @schwarzmeerturke5034
      @schwarzmeerturke5034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Like a black Pastor

    • @Jop3lius
      @Jop3lius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes he did, may he rest in peace.

  • @Path_Crawler
    @Path_Crawler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Храни Господь душу этого человека. Спасибо ему, за столь удачную шутку. Теперь он в наших сердцах.

  • @moishhepipik343
    @moishhepipik343 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the best Oblivion NPC vid in history.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19205

    “Last night, and night before.”
    That sounds like an opening line to a grand adventure.

    • @cangryang3609
      @cangryang3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      It's got a real "Four score and seven years ago" vibe to it

    • @satsu0
      @satsu0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      he confused birbs with womans 2 times in a row, what a legend

    • @pickledbreadproductions
      @pickledbreadproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like Great Value "Four Score and Seven Years Ago".

    • @raba9808
      @raba9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      its got a morgan freeman vibe to it

    • @dextervortexsungte5348
      @dextervortexsungte5348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he mean Dusk*

  • @Mom-yg1rt
    @Mom-yg1rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    He walks and moves his arms like someone out of gta San Andreas or Vice City

    • @symbioticwolfkat1374
      @symbioticwolfkat1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Bill Overbeck I got that. Yeah they do make those mouth animations.

    • @eriktenhag2022
      @eriktenhag2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Bill Overbeck always thought why had to include those animations... So weird

    • @LilyEmbargo
      @LilyEmbargo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Symbioticwolfkat 13
      I think they do that-- or at least I assumed when I was younger; that the effect is that they are chewing gum.

    • @mctow8554
      @mctow8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He walks like a Todd Howard glitch

    • @godo2712
      @godo2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cameraman: - Hey you, you're online, say something!
      redguard: - Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @tony22990
    @tony22990 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We must protect this video at all costs.

  • @blackchrome8856
    @blackchrome8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4590

    I love how he respond without any intro and just telling you his story like how NPC usually do in the game

    • @MsGeorgeyboy
      @MsGeorgeyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @thequitekid687
      @thequitekid687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @itsalpha8190
      @itsalpha8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MsGeorgeyboy hr didn't say oh it's cool the guy did it he said he liked it

    • @hennisee7796
      @hennisee7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy is amazing 😂😂😂 he really made my day

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but his reading of the dialogue was more life-like than you usually get from Elder Scrolls NPCs

  • @justiny.butitshisnonexiste665
    @justiny.butitshisnonexiste665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5842

    You are on camera say something.
    **Recites the entire bible**

    • @JDoactive
      @JDoactive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In de beninging 😂

    • @Ismellupoo
      @Ismellupoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joolz dude that’s someone else not Justin

    • @PWG979
      @PWG979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like 😭

    • @ceoofgentlemen7733
      @ceoofgentlemen7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      greetings Justin y nonexistent brother

    • @srpskikrizar5856
      @srpskikrizar5856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i wanna listen to the bible by his voice

  • @dirac_dydx1830
    @dirac_dydx1830 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The man's delivery is just perfect. Every cadence, every emphasis. This clip is gold.

  • @joezee0120
    @joezee0120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I come back to this video more often than I'd like to admit

  • @bryanstrom812
    @bryanstrom812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This guy could read a children's nursery rhyme and make it seem like an epic, dramatic tale.

  • @michaeldukes4108
    @michaeldukes4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18232

    I like how he immediately, without pausing to think, launched into his story with such confidence. It’s like he waiting for someone to ask. 😂

    • @killerphantom4867
      @killerphantom4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      If I had a story like that I would react the same

    • @cleanserofnoobs4162
      @cleanserofnoobs4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      And he said "Last night and the night before." So this happened twice apparently. Absalute walking legend.

    • @jarotheenjoyer
      @jarotheenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hey, how was your last night and the night before?

    • @MissCosmosEdits
      @MissCosmosEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol XD

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      it is a joke he has practiced telling many times ;) . See him leaning on the car door in the end laughing his ass off - he couldn't keep a straight face longer.

  • @starbiepowers7622
    @starbiepowers7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25765

    this man talking like he’s giving a speech to a huge audience i love him

    • @materialista2009
      @materialista2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      th-cam.com/video/Ta-3l_nLQGg/w-d-xo.html +instrumental XD It rther raper

    • @lewiskyoto1713
      @lewiskyoto1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Well technically he is🤔

    • @lewiskyoto1713
      @lewiskyoto1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Armond Welch stop being so fucking mad

    • @rayanson2795
      @rayanson2795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well. Isn't he?

    • @yasyasmarangoz3577
      @yasyasmarangoz3577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

  • @anthenyiscool2758
    @anthenyiscool2758 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that it happened twice to him, once from last night, and the night before lol

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favourite videos of all time, man

  • @romanz9342
    @romanz9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    You're laughing at him simply because he can see something that you can't.

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      He is probably a follower of Hermaeus Mora and reads the Black Book

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@ApexSpartanHD Nah he's a deep worshipper of Sheogorath. Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack!

    • @marioprawirosudiro7301
      @marioprawirosudiro7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Sam Guevenne Can't tell if serious or not.
      But in case you are, those were Oblivion references.

    • @2free2snakes
      @2free2snakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am laughing because that was some funny ass shit. He had perfect timing.

    • @user-bw3gi6es4g
      @user-bw3gi6es4g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He had a deal with Sheogorath and was paying the price.

  • @peegee8987
    @peegee8987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3600

    Quest added, "The Three Women"
    -You must find the three women before the next night.

    • @justinperez977
      @justinperez977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Also before they fly away

    • @Kevin-rj5zp
      @Kevin-rj5zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      -Stop the three women from walking down the street
      -You’re losing them

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kevin-rj5zp lol that's Rockstar games 😂😂

    • @lastsonofkrypton3918
      @lastsonofkrypton3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3 Hawks Feathers added

    • @mcphoenix1510
      @mcphoenix1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Location added to your map, use Touchpad to see your map and reach the quest point.

  • @tonylennon9579
    @tonylennon9579 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thou must not ridicule the local wise man! 🤪🤪🤪🤣

  • @marsaldric7685
    @marsaldric7685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Older people with weird jokes and stories like this are the best. It’s comedy from a different time, but deep down I bet big homie got some good life advice.

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8003

    Why are you three women walking that way? If you have to travel by the divines stick to the road, it's the daedra you see!

    • @IC3XR
      @IC3XR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nick Larocco best comment lmao

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nick Larocco We’re had sightings...

    • @johnnystonks3970
      @johnnystonks3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RUN WHILE THERE STILL TIME !!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAAAAAN !!!

    • @DarkWarrior076
      @DarkWarrior076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prolly the birds are all part of Sheogoraths plan.

    • @magsec5
      @magsec5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      By the nine divines! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!

  • @alfromwork
    @alfromwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    “Last night and night before...”
    this man is a poet

    • @alfromwork
      @alfromwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Stock Name No, I agree. It's just that the phrasing sounded so poetic and unusual.

    • @davidnatansantos6837
      @davidnatansantos6837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      this man is a bard

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Ten old robbers came knockin' at my door"

    • @hfl_
      @hfl_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally sounded like Shakespear by taking "the" out of that single sentence. A true poet indeed.

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he meant to say "Last night, the night before"

  • @lancedye725
    @lancedye725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Does anyone else heart just love this wholesome ass moment 😂like the smooth transition to the story and at the end even he was laughing rip you story telling legend

  • @DaceCase
    @DaceCase 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a video of all time

  • @zed147itsdatboi3
    @zed147itsdatboi3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33769

    Everyone’s social skills after quarantine is over

    • @realgojiraptor
      @realgojiraptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

      You can't lose something that you didn't have

    • @DragonProtector
      @DragonProtector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@realgojiraptor right!

    • @UltimateOmegaRed
      @UltimateOmegaRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Ooh. Gonna need a sensu for that one!

    • @bobbyjohnson5118
      @bobbyjohnson5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@UltimateOmegaRed gay

    • @migcaro7151
      @migcaro7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      speech 0

  • @h3ll0gudbye
    @h3ll0gudbye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16891

    Lol, he's a pretty good storyteller, he had me completely interested until the end.

    • @Vineor
      @Vineor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Some people understand that we communicate more with gesturing and facial expression than our vocal chords and that tends to grab someones´s attention better than plainly speaking in a monotone voice about traffic

    • @KingJT80
      @KingJT80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Shit I was still interested after the end..was he getting In that truck?! 😂

    • @soliddilos5205
      @soliddilos5205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So he was able to keep your attention for a solid 20 seconds. Impressive.

    • @h3ll0gudbye
      @h3ll0gudbye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@soliddilos5205 You say it like that's hard to do.

    • @emanuelneagu14
      @emanuelneagu14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vineor there's voices and voices, tones and tones, subjects and subjects, phrasing and phrasing. Mimics and gestures matter a lot when people use them constantly to express their feelings about the stuff they're saying, also there's mimics and mimics, gestures and gestures. There's situations when the one talking doesn't use them or when the listener doesn't watch them and they can still be very interested. But yeah we do communicate with gestures and mimics too, more or less, it all depends on the case.

  • @strongindependentblackwoma1887
    @strongindependentblackwoma1887 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That must be a secret quest.

  • @burntreynolds1068
    @burntreynolds1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4382

    Quest Updated: Investigate the three Hagravens down the street that way.

  • @klayer9990
    @klayer9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3859

    Too much skooma..

  • @mr.juicethebeetle3373
    @mr.juicethebeetle3373 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Hey you three women”

  • @juliansiwik9821
    @juliansiwik9821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The bloke in that pickup he was out of air bless him 😂

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    The best part is that the guy in the other truck is laughing too so you know these three do this all the time and this is only a small fraction of the wisdom he shares.

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      th-cam.com/video/uGgI6qsg_kc/w-d-xo.html Here's the original video. Sadly, Mr. Larry Wayne Pettus, Sr. passed away May 26, 2018.

    • @MrY4j
      @MrY4j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@isaacbruner65 Oh, RIP then. Sounded like a real lively and fun dude.

    • @canweget300subscribeswitht2
      @canweget300subscribeswitht2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrY4j fr

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    Quest Started: The Road Less Traveled

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ayy jellal

    • @dibarra5461
      @dibarra5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I knew you'd get here sooner or later

    • @alexismedor6182
      @alexismedor6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dibarra5461 right? I found this video cause it was on Justin Y's playlist thing. You know, the guy with a ninja pfp who also pops out everywhere

    • @nachoman2713
      @nachoman2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice to see that you're still active and traveling the internet world

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveler..."

  • @chriswinspear7965
    @chriswinspear7965 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy definately knows the 'High Elves!'.

  • @alejandroaguilar132
    @alejandroaguilar132 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The best thing of this video is that no matter how many times I listen to the story it always seems like the first time. It's like you never know the ending of the story because it keeps you engaged to the very end. This is why fantasy and reality intertwine. Some people really act exactly like NPC's in real life.

  • @Yo-mi7db
    @Yo-mi7db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    R.I.P Larry Wayne Pettus Sr.
    1950-2018

    • @samedman1
      @samedman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ahw no. This guy died?

    • @Hayawii
      @Hayawii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@samedman1 Yes.

    • @Yo-mi7db
      @Yo-mi7db 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@samedman1 sadly.... yeah

    • @hauterpop9619
      @hauterpop9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@fuzzybutton3354 our loss*

    • @bloxknight1145
      @bloxknight1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      source?

  • @littleblock2639
    @littleblock2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    To me personally, “the night before” phrase sells the whole monologue

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Two nights in a row. Same event. Same confusion with women and them birds.

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/w-d-xo.html

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd Congrats, you officially broke my humor. Also, banana?

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better, “last night, and night before”

    • @metafisicacibernetica
      @metafisicacibernetica 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/kOTkMPVU_g0/w-d-xo.html

  • @gagank478
    @gagank478 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is amazing lol

  • @DBZ483
    @DBZ483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    came back after a long time to pay respects to the legend, RIP OG.

  • @scaccu
    @scaccu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4553

    to be honest the way this guy delivered his lines, the timing, the pauses, the tone, is better than 90% of the game actual actors' performance.
    accent apart he sounded like an actual ancient teller.

    • @deusfusion7945
      @deusfusion7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      He sounds like a good story teller

    • @adrianirimescu988
      @adrianirimescu988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also the Timbre and Attitude

    • @dogodogo5891
      @dogodogo5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bow to me human iam 100th liker

    • @Marci0
      @Marci0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His moves also

    • @materialista2009
      @materialista2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/Ta-3l_nLQGg/w-d-xo.html +instrumental XD

  • @jackiedim7028
    @jackiedim7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Should've put at the top
    "Started: The Three Birds"

    • @mixhex7344
      @mixhex7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is a little song I wrote...

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Damn, good idea. Didn't think of that :c

    • @kisa4748
      @kisa4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @jaxhawken4887
      @jaxhawken4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It should be a reference also, so "Started: Three Little Birds"

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jax Hawken did you read the comment???

  • @Subz3r0676
    @Subz3r0676 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This guy is literally drunk Arthur Morgan

  • @akunamii4823
    @akunamii4823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we all appreciate how well he told us this unexpected story.

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    That guy is trying to hide the fact that he's laughing too. He's shying away from the camera _but I see the laughs_

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yeah, I noticed he leaned on the dude's car before the vid ended

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ApexSpartanHD So you didn't record the video? Who did? I'd like to know more about this legendary Oblivion character

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na he's pissing himself, its like laughing, but harder. Not as hard as rofl.
      But then so was I a sec a go.

    • @kacmar6814
      @kacmar6814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hypnotoad28 the original video is titled "My dad sayin some funny ish. A must see video."

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4381

    Options: A. “What’s your name?” B. Help man find the three birds.

    • @Baktrianos
      @Baktrianos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      C. "Can you tell me more about this parking lot?"

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom G +1

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Jobe-13 D: "pay the man to continue his bard tale"

    • @sfvmexe
      @sfvmexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      E. "Why did you think the birds were women?"

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sfvmexe "burds were of a mysterious foul odor"

  • @Hauerization
    @Hauerization ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quest updated: Find the three hagraavens. 🛡

  • @skylla4922
    @skylla4922 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Every time I laugh 🤣

  • @mrDuch
    @mrDuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    1) In which way did the birds flew?
    2) Let's trade
    3) Ask...

    • @samuraidragon16
      @samuraidragon16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      3) Ask... him to tell the story again

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      4) laugh at his joke

    • @JMRabil675
      @JMRabil675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5) Hello!

  • @b.p.emma.
    @b.p.emma. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    “hey you *three* women. why are you *walking down the street that way”*

    • @realAfrican
      @realAfrican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "There's nothing down there"

    • @rally2433
      @rally2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      And they flew away. I said “aww they were some birds”.

    • @GAtTheTop
      @GAtTheTop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We all heard it, no need to write it

    • @DivinityAwakened
      @DivinityAwakened 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I reference this video all the time and no one ever gets it.

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No need to write "No need to write “No need to write ‘We all heard it, no need to write it’”"

  • @ITGGaming-INDIANTAMILGAMER
    @ITGGaming-INDIANTAMILGAMER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's not a NPC, that is daedric Prince of Madness Sheograth in disguise!

  • @PolyMadd
    @PolyMadd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to watch it again. Fantastic improvisation. Incredible.

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    That pause the cameraman had to take to absorb everything he just heard made it even funnier

    • @kreassiva9138
      @kreassiva9138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It was the same pause I did as well LMFAO

    • @lightingthelatenight9942
      @lightingthelatenight9942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A full 3 seconds of silence before anyone could react lmao

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      at 0:08

    • @lifepasses1875
      @lifepasses1875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BeardLAD nah see the pinned comment

  • @thatmomentwhenriley9472
    @thatmomentwhenriley9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    He looks like he just crawled out of a car accident and the first thing that he says to the first person he sees, is a story about three women walking down the street that way.
    Truly a legend

  • @michaelkami6866
    @michaelkami6866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly amazing speaking skills. I love it. I was hooked by his tone.

  • @47rm
    @47rm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a real NPC on real life.

  • @JaneDoe-ob9dr
    @JaneDoe-ob9dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    This videos great. Nobody's going to talk about the sweat engulfed shirt, this traveler has walked for MANY MOONS

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      He travels for Moons and shares his amazing stories of adventure and bird women

    • @youngrios
      @youngrios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Sweat engulfed*

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's got a real bounce to his step

    • @LukeMackie
      @LukeMackie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellently put 😂

  • @BruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuH
    @BruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuH 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I appreciate videos like this very much. It's definitely the little things in life that are great!

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I want to believe that that man is a comedic genius, and rehearsed that.

    • @melissabanuelos3400
      @melissabanuelos3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He seems to be laughing at the end, along with the guy in the truck, so maybe.

    • @LudwigVanSkorm
      @LudwigVanSkorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some of the funniest people I have had the pleasure of meeting are black folks.

    • @subscribeorsus6862
      @subscribeorsus6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LudwigVanSkorm I didn't get the joke. Plz explain!

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@subscribeorsus6862 A slang term for pretty women is "bird". So you _think_ he saw three hot chicks, but they really _were_ birds, and flew away when he spoke to them.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melissabanuelos3400 The guy in the truck is his son.

  • @MrFeretier
    @MrFeretier ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably one the best philosophical jokes recorded known to human kind.
    Thank you Larry Wayne Pettus may you rest in peace.

  • @devinallen4708
    @devinallen4708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is the giver of quests

  • @FalseShepherd
    @FalseShepherd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    Damn his speech AND Illusion are definitely 100 i believed his story all the way until the end lol.

    • @oddoneout1835
      @oddoneout1835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I still do. I seek them in Solitude.
      Wait.

    • @jondoe4807
      @jondoe4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣

    • @ragingsaviorkami9862
      @ragingsaviorkami9862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oddoneout1835 Word has it, some high elves spotted three birds near Morthal. They were traveling from Solitude to Whiterun on a diplomatic mission. One old Redguard saw them and said "Hey you all three women? Why are you going down that way? There's nothing there?" And then they flew away! By the divines! And this all happened two nights in a row! No, wait, let me do this one again. By the divines! And this all happened two nights in a row!
      Quest added: Three birds. Objective: Find the three birds that flew away around Morthal.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12867

    Best NPC ever

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love it. This man has traveled many kingdoms, beaten and weary, to tell this epic story.

  • @SankofaNYC
    @SankofaNYC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He has a great voice lol