When I sleep I live for months in my dreams and wake up after living weeks or months. Somehow it's not too confusing for more than a minute or two but it is weird to suddenly realize I've been living a different life for so long. Edit: I don't sleep for that long, I meant after a seven hour sleep I've lived weeks or months of a life. It is crazy.
@@dickJohnsonpeter enjoy. I used to be a dream adventurer too till life got stressful and I had to buy a dental nightguard to keep my molars from grinding down
The sload is a surprisingly agile creature with lightning fast reflexes, it can grab anything it sees and with such a large neck, is able to swallow most prey items in a single gulp...
The player obviously had to empty his perishable inventory as most do when encountering a sload. It’s the safest way without fast traveling. Deception is key here,, Tricking the sload into thinking it “stole your goods” so you can sneak away while it’s satisfied. Just make sure not to trigger her low hulking bellow, as it calls forth her twin brother Smough to battle.
credit where its due, the traveler played his card correctly, if it wasn't for the food offering he would have been eaten himself by the sload, well played
@@Crusader_METDude me too! That and the time we had an older science teacher tell us to look up the solar system and I had to go tell him like half of those were inappropriate and the school's safety net failed us. It wasn't even intentional that time I got got in a computer lab by an elderly bible-haver lol
I mean to a village of peasants in the middle ages this literally is a magical toad person. That's the true origin of lots of mythical creatures and folklore, unusual people with physical and mental disabilities. Elves, fairies were originally just words for Williams syndrome.
Not to be that guy but if anyone’s curious what condition that is it’s most likely Cushing Syndrome, you can find it under the Sload chapter in the book of “ye old ailments”
THE PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE SEA SLOAD PERFORMS A SLOW MOTION TACTIC, COMBINED WITH HIGH LEVEL SPEECH SPELLS OF CONFUSION, SEAMLESSLY GAINING ACCESS TO TRAVELERS INVENTORY.
The best part is after it snatches the food, it just stands there and watches menacingly, not caring what your next move is. Very good footage, more of this one plz.
That's a female Sload, to be exact. I understand it can be hard for the untrained eye to tell the difference between Sload genders. One must be a keen traveler, wary of Sloads.
Yes, that is correct. This is a female specimen. A most rare and beautiful sight. The men are more common. And can be seen as smoughs in the souls series
Honestly, in a neighborhood like that, where a grown-ass neck-ass having woman hanging on the street approaches your car to see what's up and says "You’re gonna get in trouble by my brother” confidently, with a threatening tone, before stealing your snacks...you might get shot. Cut your losses and get out of there. The drugs you're trying to score aren't worth it.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 lol just look at eyes and expression of her face, i bet that a lot of people who laughed at her got in trouble she was mad but only after laughs
Nobody sees it, it has acrued so much mass, that to see it you cross the event horizon. And by then it's to late, you are in it's gravitational field and you are note coming out.. In the black hole you go.
I've seen this video a bunch of times now and recently I've taken more of an interest in the dude that sounds like an adult toddler. "Want some nut?" "No! Got off work!" Then he says something completely alien: "something-something-plaurerria." Just...who are these people?
0:23 Observe how the sload sticks it's fingers in the bag of any offered food, rather than pouring it out, so that if even they can't steal your item you'll probably give it to them. Fascinating
I hate it when people do that. If anyone ever offers me something out of a bag, I'll pour it out. That's if I trust them to be sanitary enough to not have had their grubby-ass fingers all over the food before it was offered.
@@chegadesuade yes, people wipe their ass with the hands and might have excrement particles under the nails that will be all over the chips your chips that you then consume.
This man is infamously known as Johnny "Elbows" he is 36 & was getting picked on by 10-13 years old & he said one of the girls she had a "Cute butt"... This train wreck blow up before it even got going smh....
@@Jaster-III don't know..sload seems to have fast fingers..and that quick distance transition...im imagining this thing just glitching behind you like a slenderman saying...that quote 😂
The player obviously had to empty his perishable inventory as most do when encountering a sload. It’s the safest way without fast traveling. Deception is key here,, Tricking the sload into thinking it “stole your goods” so you can sneak away while it’s satisfied. Just make sure not to trigger her low hulking bellow, as it calls forth her twin brother Smough to battle.
When it is inevitable that the sload will close the distance, this is the proper technique. Do not be stingy. A sload will make fast work of a snack bag, and will close the distance again, this time keen to your strategy.
I don't care what anyone says, this might be the greatest film I've ever seen. The title, the characters (including the fly), the dialogue, the perfect ending - all make up one masterpiece unit. As I sit here with tears in my eyes caused by explosive laughter I'm blown away by such artistry.
0:15 The sload's low gaze makes direct contact with the bag of supple nuts. The Sload at this very precise moment had realised that it's snout had not betrayed it. Notice.... How the Sload in it's natural habitat, nonchalantly plays off the bag of nuts and hands it back to the unawares victim. This lays down a false sense of security for the Sload's victim. The perfect moment to strike... The Sload gently places one of the supple nuts to it's lips and the victim for but a brief moment... Thinks perhaps the Sload's insatiable appetite has been appeased, but then suddenly... "YOINK!" the Sload strikes... Not when the iron is hot.. but when it is glowing with a bright red blaze. The Sload is indulged with its swift reflexes as it has not yet failed the Sload.. notice the greedy smile that is smitten upon its voluptuous face as the toll is paid. Truly a remarkably well adapted specimen. It must be preserved..... At all costs.
@@creon3866 those nuts were supple... Moist and full of nutrients. Don't you dare... Try and breakdown my in depth analysis of the elusive Sload. These creatures are rarely documented in their natural habitat. And a supple BBQ flavoured peanut is every Sload's deepest desire. (As depicted in the documented video above.) Now get out of here naysayer and take your "SuPPlE DoESnt MeAN pEaNut" gibberish back to the national geographic.
@@pineappleparty1624 luck has favored you, they make your breath reek immediately. They're ultra dried corn. Smell like funyuns and booty. Pretty good though. Great for trips in the car where people are forced to listen to the earbleeding crunching.
They are called blood flies. When it's hunting, the flies go into bramble and bushes to bite at it's prey it order to flush it out into the open where the Sload can then pounce upon it, usually killing it with a single blow.
Why stop for this creature? Like Jesus I’m getting out of there immediately no matter how leveled I am. Even if you happen to slay the beast all it drops is spotted skin.
Do you think he had a choice to stop? This was a toll passage, he’s not some brigand from the reek, he’s a villager who just got off work! He doesn’t want to lose all his coin, to this sload, he had to bribe it with nuts
same here lol if you look through the comment section you'll see my comments from weeks ago. I'm addicted. ahh... i can't stop watching it or quoting it aaargh!! what is it that's bringing us back!??!?!
This is one of the very rare instances where I am unable to determine gender. Possibly a hermaphrodite. And that raises another question. If this person is a hermaphrodite, how does their brother refer to them? Brother, sister.. sibling??
The Sload is very sneaky so beware of this creature if you ever encounter one be sure to offer your inventory and get away before the brother Sload comes
The sleek design of this specimen makes for complete aerodynamic movements. 0 to 60 in less than 0.2 seconds off the mark. If you look closer, you'll notice it's neck resembles that of a A-10 Warthog fighter jet. Deadly at all ranges.
Transcript: Sload: (looks menacingly into the camera) Sload: Ohhhh, how's it goooing?... Friend: Good mhmm Sload: Don't do that pleeease... WHY? Friend: I don know... Other friend: did you justs get off work? Friend: wants sum nut? Sload: what are they? Friend: barbecue Sload: Oh ok... drivin' around huh? Friend: NEOW get off WORK Sload: U gonna get in trubble by my bwuther Friend: Mhmm Other friend: U gotta bwuther? Sload: Nathan... Friend: LUVUMPIRED.... RIGHT?....Hey! Sload: uhuhuhuhu ahhahahaha U gotta be quicker than that buddy!
Wow... I actually have high respect for this guy. That is one high level Sload. He is very agile, has perfected speechcraft and has sneak/pickpocket skills on legendary to the point of stealing your inventory without you realizing it. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Whoever edits these videos is really talented. To be able to get a laugh simply by adding a little music at precisely the correct moment is a great skill.
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Tell us the name of the person in the video.
That's an awesome cause brother good work
Scam
Hi.
@@nabiya__ I randomly found him, he goes by Johnny Elbows.
The slender wrists and nimble hands make extraction like this child’s play. Widened esophagus for quick disposal.
This is very sad 😭
Lollllllll indeed!!!!
Best comment of the day 👌
What makes a person eat like this?
🤣
This whole interaction felt like a dream from a mid-day nap
More like a fever dream to me. This is some serious nightmare fuel stuff. Everyone in the video is just weird
@@Miguel-qf3zm yeah this whole situation is weird as hell
That was spot on seriously I completely agree! That was the perfect way to describe the feeling I had watching this. Lol
When I sleep I live for months in my dreams and wake up after living weeks or months. Somehow it's not too confusing for more than a minute or two but it is weird to suddenly realize I've been living a different life for so long.
Edit: I don't sleep for that long, I meant after a seven hour sleep I've lived weeks or months of a life. It is crazy.
@@dickJohnsonpeter enjoy. I used to be a dream adventurer too till life got stressful and I had to buy a dental nightguard to keep my molars from grinding down
The flies. Did everyone see the flies? This Sload was the real deal. Incredible graphics
😅👍🥂
Same folks that did Zack Efrons flies in the film Gold 🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰
Omg 😆
😂
Yes. I believe there were a couple flies in his teeth as well.
"You gotta be quicker than that buddy!"
Notice the man didn't dare leave his vehicle to attempt to recover his lost goods.
Bruh just look at her.She is a literal heavy tank.it would be suicide if you attack someone like that.
😂
Would you?! I have no fucking idea how strong he/she is from the looks.
@@MrCmon113 No. I wouldn't.
😂😂😂
The sload is a surprisingly agile creature with lightning fast reflexes, it can grab anything it sees and with such a large neck, is able to swallow most prey items in a single gulp...
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Dam is this new never seen it before
They are also responsible for various diseases throughout history, such as the Thrassian Plague and Covid-19.
I like ice cream.🤗
Disgusting beast
"Just driving around, huh?"
It is said that The Sload doesn't like drifters.
😂
🤣
omg, dead!
SLOAD don't like interlopers! Her brother and her are the Enforcers lol.
" interlopers" haha, I'm thinking of a scene from "No man's sky" now
The fact that this specimen walks among us is wild.
Lmfao u said Among us 🤣😂🤣 sus af
He bites
Bigfoot has nightmares about this thing.
I had to watch this video a 2nd time to realize that "IT" was actually a female and NOT a male.
*Walked
Never let a Sload close the distance.
😆
no idea what a sload is but well said
The player obviously had to empty his perishable inventory as most do when encountering a sload. It’s the safest way without fast traveling. Deception is key here,, Tricking the sload into thinking it “stole your goods” so you can sneak away while it’s satisfied. Just make sure not to trigger her low hulking bellow, as it calls forth her twin brother Smough to battle.
LMAOOO they are fast at close range despite their size
@@CHS_BLue the way it forgot its surroundings while it vaccumed down the candies was telling. Could easily sneak past that thing with some treats
Sload: "How's it goooing?"
Me: *Forcing a smile through my tears and offering food, in a desperate bid to save my life*
Gotta admit...if I was in this situation...I'd be shitting my pants! 😨
I had tears in my eyes reading this lol
@@cmdrreggit Just pray to god you have food..
@Backlash1818 Mobile Gaming Channel I don't wanna say 'merica but..
Bwahahahahaha!
credit where its due, the traveler played his card correctly, if it wasn't for the food offering he would have been eaten himself by the sload, well played
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Sometimes you have to make the calculated decision to flee combat until you can level up to take on the higher level NPCs
Lmao
"sload" lollololllolololo
The flys buzzing around it's head is what did it for me.
"it" is the correct pronoun
Notice how the sload neck blends completely into its magnificent shoulders giving it extraordinary speed to retrieve light snacks
Wtf I just laughed so hard what a comment rofl
@@complex000 lol, beware of the sload
Fuck yes. This comment magnificent.
Explain to me how a large neck helps increase speed, please lmao
@@AnAwkwardlyPlacedSausage its a solid mass of muscle, its power is immense
"you have to be quicker than that buddy!" said the mountain troll, after viciously grabbing the nuts out of the players inventory.
lmfao
😂
[Nuts removed from inventory] x1
Hahahahah
LMAO
The flies buzzing around the creature says it all
LMAOO
Lol
Always something to eat on that blobby skin
The more I watch, the more I see, the more I see the more I become disgusted
@@hellrazor117 the more you become disgusted. the more you watch
This is exactly what I thought the word sload looked like in my head
Look up what an actual sload looks like, and you’ll see why this video haunts me in my sleep
😂😂😂 now I know I'm not crazy
@@Crusader_METDude me too! That and the time we had an older science teacher tell us to look up the solar system and I had to go tell him like half of those were inappropriate and the school's safety net failed us. It wasn't even intentional that time I got got in a computer lab by an elderly bible-haver lol
I mean to a village of peasants in the middle ages this literally is a magical toad person. That's the true origin of lots of mythical creatures and folklore, unusual people with physical and mental disabilities. Elves, fairies were originally just words for Williams syndrome.
Not to be that guy but if anyone’s curious what condition that is it’s most likely Cushing Syndrome, you can find it under the Sload chapter in the book of “ye old ailments”
This comment almost killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment.
That's because his chin is cushing into his nek
@@gamete4375 I think it’s a she lol
@@justsomeguy1691 I thought of that after posting🤔
THE PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE SEA SLOAD PERFORMS A SLOW MOTION TACTIC, COMBINED WITH HIGH LEVEL SPEECH SPELLS OF CONFUSION, SEAMLESSLY GAINING ACCESS TO TRAVELERS INVENTORY.
haaaaaaaaaaa
😂 omg,shut up....
That was genius I applaud you
Nah. It seems like you are under an illusion spell.
This is clearly a *Bloat* made by the Patriarch.
*It was highly effective.*
"Gotta be faster than that, buddy"
The best part is after it snatches the food, it just stands there and watches menacingly, not caring what your next move is. Very good footage, more of this one plz.
“It” 😂😂
Also when the agro music starts 😂 lol
I really want to see more about this guy 😂😂😂
Hahaha "it" I thought the same
Lol menacingly
The Change of music at 0:50 was appropriate and hilarious 😂
That's a female Sload, to be exact. I understand it can be hard for the untrained eye to tell the difference between Sload genders. One must be a keen traveler, wary of Sloads.
Wrong
I've watched it his about 4 times I still can't figure out what gender that sload is.
Real talk though, looks like Prader-Willi
Yes, that is correct. This is a female specimen. A most rare and beautiful sight. The men are more common. And can be seen as smoughs in the souls series
@@k6meodmt564 I feel like I'm watching the movie it's pat.
Impressive specimen. Imagine the brother Sload.
Woow, must be 8 feet tall
😂
Butterbeannnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!.
Yes! This one is actually the Little Sload, wait 'til you see the Big Sload.
Radahn is the brother Sload
“You’re gonna get in trouble by my brother”
You better take that shit very, very seriously.
A great and terrible beast he must be...
He goes by Nathan.
Honestly, in a neighborhood like that, where a grown-ass neck-ass having woman hanging on the street approaches your car to see what's up and says "You’re gonna get in trouble by my brother” confidently, with a threatening tone, before stealing your snacks...you might get shot. Cut your losses and get out of there. The drugs you're trying to score aren't worth it.
Lol my thoughts exactly
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 lol just look at eyes and expression of her face, i bet that a lot of people who laughed at her got in trouble
she was mad but only after laughs
They had to ask if he wanted food? He's so famished looking. I'll bet he hasn't eaten in 5 or 10 seconds.
NFL linemen wish they had a neck like that
What in the hell are you doing here lmao
run before it attacks you, we can't afford to lose you!
It looks like a white tree trunk
Thats a George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher quality type neck there..
@@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443 I see you have good taste in music
Lol
Who else is both curious and terrified to see this fellow’s mother?
its a female thing
Nobody sees it, it has acrued so much mass, that to see it you cross the event horizon.
And by then it's to late, you are in it's gravitational field and you are note coming out.. In the black hole you go.
It’s weird how skinny the arms are
Fellow? Bro that's a chick.
@@petermaxine5895 is it? how can you tell?
According to Elder Scrolls lore, the Sload are renowned for their neckromancy.
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yeah I heard they can be a pain in the neck to deal with, stay safe out there.
😂😂
You have earned my respect with this comment. Something that isn't earned easily.
@@jasonwall1995 You honor me too much lol!
It's like one of those drive through Safari videos where fools stop so a curious apex predator can claw at the car's window.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I love how the soundtrack gets intense when the toll is extracted 0:50
If this wasn't on this channel i think i would have doubt the existence of such a creature
best comment i've seen today IMHO
Its a creature comparison from ESO elder scrolls online like most of these vids. Sea sloads are power creatures, they have a weaponised asshole.
Now imagine when she gets a husband... The things they will create holy hell
@Nny Or any U.S. Democrat-ran city.
@@TheQuota2001 this comment has me rolling. Need to see how far deranged the humans would appear from such a horror
I never thought Grimace was an achievable body type
😂🤣😂🤣
Obviously you've never been to Maryland.
If you've spent any time in a McDonalds you would know this
YES!! Grimace is the perfect description of his body type!
I laughed out loud in public
Sload is such a great name for that creature.
Yeah, she's almost as big as your mom.
It’s a frost troll
@A B she definitely got somethin going on.
@A B she definitely developed into a sssssload
@A B I dont think so, she looks normal to me. Just, lives to eat junk food. Dont think she has downs, the facial structure is too normal
Wow the animation work of Dreamworks never cease to amaze me.
"Howww's it gooin" ?
*Passenger begins Banish Daedra spell*
"Don't do that please."
🤣
WHY 😠!
Quick offer it nuts before we aggro it
High dex, high charisma… and the sexy looks to match. Who wouldn’t be smitten by this rogue.
Indeed, very charming.
You need 18 power glasses, my friend.
One of the more difficult romance options, few can succeed without the wiki.
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😅🤣
"smitten"
*bitten
The sload uses small talk to distract it’s victims with trivial concerns. An advantageous beast adept at deceiving hungry survivors of their rations.
LOLOL.. Great comment..
This comment grants you +10 charisma
SPEECH 100
This comment actually cured my poison.
Is this like one of those signs with hints that you find on the road?
I've seen this video a bunch of times now and recently I've taken more of an interest in the dude that sounds like an adult toddler. "Want some nut?" "No! Got off work!" Then he says something completely alien: "something-something-plaurerria."
Just...who are these people?
something-something-plaurerria. when i read this, i spit my water a little bit.
0:23 Observe how the sload sticks it's fingers in the bag of any offered food, rather than pouring it out, so that if even they can't steal your item you'll probably give it to them. Fascinating
I hate it when people do that. If anyone ever offers me something out of a bag, I'll pour it out. That's if I trust them to be sanitary enough to not have had their grubby-ass fingers all over the food before it was offered.
This only works on anal retentive germ-a-phobes...
Of which I am depending on situation and mood. Mainly of lil kids. My Lil butt diggers know to keep their filthy mits out of my stuff.Lol.
@@chegadesuade yes, people wipe their ass with the hands and might have excrement particles under the nails that will be all over the chips your chips that you then consume.
People are gross
I've watched this countless times, and each time I learn something new .
"just got off work?"
ignores..
I really gotta see this Nathan fellow.
Also I really need to know what buddy was doing that made the sload gasp, "WHY!?"
@@brandonrapitta2940 he talked while eating with food in his mouth "Good!" and she said "Don't do that.."
I now say, "hooows it going" like the sload whenever i want to greet someone
the gods blessed him with a neck of great fortitude
Is this a him or a her though? 🙈
that's a girl lol
Wait, that’s one person?
@@SuperMontsta I don't think anyone here can confirm or deny the gender of this sload. For all we know, they're asexual
@@MrStuntman I think it is most appropriate to refer to this creature as "it"
That little evil laugh at the end had me dead 💀 😂
I simply do not have the words to describe how I am currently feeling after watching this.
Pray.
Psychological Counseling services are scheduled on Friday! I’ll see you there! This nightmare has to end…
It's beyond the comprehension of mere mortals
Right mate, i just feel... different... unsettling... i dont even know.
Queasy perhaps?
I've heard the smell of such a creature can drive a man mad and the sight of such a beast had driven the weak of mind to gouge out their eyes.
🤮 I can't imagine
Which orifice do you think is the worst?
"smells like bigfoots dick!"
When even Lord Sheogorath want nothing to do with the Sload, you know they are bad. Poor beings.
@Kel Rowland I don’t know, that very well could be the cleanest and least potent. 😂
The music that starts when it snatches the snacks and starts laughing is perfect.
The stuff of nightmares
Welcome to the Oblivion meme
😂
dude dont be mean
Bro started chewing once his hands were in the bag😂😂
*She* started chewing...
@@Remember-Death😂😂
He looks like something you'd see in a Meat Canyon animation.
Hahahahahhaha send this to papa meat!
"He"?.... its a woman ain't it?
Or metalocalyps lol
@@theironshiek Absolutely and a real dime piece at that.
Smokin!
@@theironshiek 😆
Remember, that is just the little brother
Sister I think, BEWARE NATHAN
Imagine what a monster the brother is….
@@texastactalk542 looks like a brother
@@thomasbh5223 It's a female Sload trust me you don't want to see the brother.
😂😂😂😂😂
This creature has to be the work of a daedra.
Mostly definitely good Aedra
An ogrim no doubt
Its a sload!
Highly underrated comment
Namira: "hippity hoppity that ain't my property"
This man is infamously known as Johnny "Elbows" he is 36 & was getting picked on by 10-13 years old & he said one of the girls she had a "Cute butt"... This train wreck blow up before it even got going smh....
Didn't expect a sload that size to be so quick- AGILITY +50
😂😂
It used it's arm like a frog uses its tongue
God bless everyone
If the villagers didn't bring the appropriate sacrifice of barbecue-flavored corn nuts they would surely be consumed by the ogre
For real is this was ES this definitely would be a hostel Orge NCP just see level 80 over his head for some reason lol
Can't you tell the difference between an ogre and a sload? 😤
Shrek : I'm not that disgusting
what's funny is the barbecue come in a red packet, those were just the "original" flavor hahaha
@@arknark after the ogre finished this sub-par sacrifice he ate one of the villagers
Imagine walking home drunk then that creature follows you in a dark alley way
"You gotta be quicker than that..buddy" ..😂
You would just have to fast walk to outrun
@@Jaster-III don't know..sload seems to have fast fingers..and that quick distance transition...im imagining this thing just glitching behind you like a slenderman saying...that quote 😂
I would never again have another flagon of mead
Scary 😳
You do indeed need to be quicker than that. Buddy.
Love how it didn’t run away knowing damn well you ain’t gonna do shit
The player obviously had to empty his perishable inventory as most do when encountering a sload. It’s the safest way without fast traveling. Deception is key here,, Tricking the sload into thinking it “stole your goods” so you can sneak away while it’s satisfied. Just make sure not to trigger her low hulking bellow, as it calls forth her twin brother Smough to battle.
Thanks for the tip! I have been stuck at this level for days, I always forget that one must pleasure the sload before embarkment
When it is inevitable that the sload will close the distance, this is the proper technique. Do not be stingy. A sload will make fast work of a snack bag, and will close the distance again, this time keen to your strategy.
Lmfao
This boss is non-respawning so once you beat her you won’t see her until next play through
God that’s funny
I don't care what anyone says, this might be the greatest film I've ever seen. The title, the characters (including the fly), the dialogue, the perfect ending - all make up one masterpiece unit. As I sit here with tears in my eyes caused by explosive laughter I'm blown away by such artistry.
The comments are hysterical.
@@arthurnorton284 nobody can top “widened esophagus” guy
It was certainly better than the ending of Game of Thrones!!
@@arthurnorton284
They need to include this in the next Oscar's.
All of your are evil people !
holy fuck the trolls neck just flows into the torso with a slight resemblance of a traffic cone, when does the game come out?
“ You want some NUTS”… This offering from the traveler will ignite the mating practices of the mighty feline Sload. Be wary fellow travelers.
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Throwing anything near the oral cavity excites them. Just don't expect to get it back.
Food, or otherwise...
It’s an insult to associate feline with the sload
I like how she grew her neck hair out into a mullet very cool
Lmao that's cold as ice
God it never ends, different things to pick up on
@Jake I almost split the Cheetos out of my mouth when I read your
@Jake 🤣😂🤣😂😅
That's a horse mane
That was the most intense ending I’ve ever seen…made my neck hurt a little I jumped up so quick
my neck hurt just from seeing the torture his head was inflicting on his neck
Sload lures you in with her devilish good looks and enticing scent while she sings the song of the siren
My neck hurt when I saw her neck
@Harry Baals That's a her?
@@BigP.P. oO dam
I would be fucking shaking if this creature approached me. Genuinely terrifying.
Me and you both
that agro music gets me every time.
I like that the commenters seem evenly split over the gender of this Sload.
Whatever it is, it’s definitely not to be trusted.
A truly nonbinary king/queen sload 😂
For the first time in my life I have genuinely no idea.
@@mathieufredette3157 male no binary king
The extremely large breasts indicate the Sload is with child. Female!
Bruh I watch this every day. This is a classic
Me2
It's an inside joke amongst the family now 😂
Same here
Lmao yup same, inside joke 😂 🤣
If it pops up in my recommended (if often does) I watch.
0:15 The sload's low gaze makes direct contact with the bag of supple nuts. The Sload at this very precise moment had realised that it's snout had not betrayed it. Notice.... How the Sload in it's natural habitat, nonchalantly plays off the bag of nuts and hands it back to the unawares victim. This lays down a false sense of security for the Sload's victim. The perfect moment to strike... The Sload gently places one of the supple nuts to it's lips and the victim for but a brief moment... Thinks perhaps the Sload's insatiable appetite has been appeased, but then suddenly... "YOINK!" the Sload strikes... Not when the iron is hot.. but when it is glowing with a bright red blaze. The Sload is indulged with its swift reflexes as it has not yet failed the Sload.. notice the greedy smile that is smitten upon its voluptuous face as the toll is paid. Truly a remarkably well adapted specimen. It must be preserved..... At all costs.
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“Supple nuts”. That’s a description of something else entirely. Food isn’t described as “supple”. Body parts however - they are.
@@creon3866 those nuts were supple... Moist and full of nutrients. Don't you dare... Try and breakdown my in depth analysis of the elusive Sload. These creatures are rarely documented in their natural habitat. And a supple BBQ flavoured peanut is every Sload's deepest desire. (As depicted in the documented video above.) Now get out of here naysayer and take your "SuPPlE DoESnt MeAN pEaNut" gibberish back to the national geographic.
This was an excellent comment had me crying in tears of laughter. Thank you for this. Ignore the grammer natxis
Wow I have never seen a creature so purely evolved to snatch and gobble a bag of crisps
Those are some nut, not crisps
@@Bobcat8188 I thought it was goldfish crackers but idk.
@@pineappleparty1624 pretty sure they're corn nuts. Homie asked if he wanted nut, and said they were bbq flavor.
@@Bobcat8188 I've never seen those before. Only heard about them from midwest states.
@@pineappleparty1624 luck has favored you, they make your breath reek immediately. They're ultra dried corn. Smell like funyuns and booty. Pretty good though. Great for trips in the car where people are forced to listen to the earbleeding crunching.
Dude literally has flies circling him like he's an actual turd.
It helps that he’s shaped like one lmao
Hahaha
The voice sounds feminine actually. It could be a woman.
@@Shagamaw-100 Absolutely a female, and mmm mm fiiiiine too
I sympathize with your claim but that is actually a woman...
His brother Nathan must be a 12 foot beast from the Shivering Isles 😂
I found you my lost twin
@@smelly5003 Bing Chilling!!!
@@ImJunCena How's that social credit coming?
@@smelly5003 I dont live in China, so, like -999999999999 and counting... Bing Chilling!!!
I probably gain 0.1 social crédit back when I play, "Rise of the Red Sun" 😂
I had never seen a person whose gene pool was all recesive.
Remember when they made a CGI render of what a human would have to look like to survive a car crash 👀
I recalled seeing that in a video at the DMV for training.
This comment takes the cake.
XD
Evolution works faster than we thought
Clearly that why she’s or he’s look like that
Always watch the eyes. You can see the intent about 2 seconds before the grab. Zero impulse control by this NPC.
I noticed that. Her intentions were a dead give-a-way
Letting those guys in the car know that the brother sload would be hostile was the red flag, snatched the bbq nuts right after.
My god, it even has flies flying around and everything
.D .D D.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA horrible
Where lol
@@itsNAGOLS 0:47 - 0:54
They are called blood flies. When it's hunting, the flies go into bramble and bushes to bite at it's prey it order to flush it out into the open where the Sload can then pounce upon it, usually killing it with a single blow.
I've seen this movie before.. Stoned friends deciding to drive deep into the woods for a laugh at the locals. Usually doesn't end well.
Definitely a "dueling banjos" situation.
The Sload turned into a 10 foot villain after that pickpocket.
0:52 purest evil laugh i've heard in my entire life
I wouldn't even have stopped. Thats definitely a just keep driving situation
Nothing kills me more then when he fuckin bursts into action😂 the fuckin flies buzzing around him😂 legitimately a fuckin high level NPC
I believe this is a woman.
@@Dakota_B_ I believe it has no gender
@@averagejobogio The bag grab is a pre snusnu ritual.
@@Dakota_B_ death... by snusnu!
I thought it was a woman.
Why stop for this creature? Like Jesus I’m getting out of there immediately no matter how leveled I am. Even if you happen to slay the beast all it drops is spotted skin.
omg im dying
I thought it dropped flabby hide.
Do you think he had a choice to stop? This was a toll passage, he’s not some brigand from the reek, he’s a villager who just got off work! He doesn’t want to lose all his coin, to this sload, he had to bribe it with nuts
@@jamesblyth4966 so that is the Sload's favorite treat? That's going into the ole alchemy book...
It has been 3 weeks since I have discovered this video and I can't help but watch it every day.
same here lol if you look through the comment section you'll see my comments from weeks ago. I'm addicted. ahh... i can't stop watching it or quoting it aaargh!! what is it that's bringing us back!??!?!
soon as it finishes i'll play it again lol and just have it on loop in background while i do stuff
I thought i was the only onw !
@@PainElemental You SLOAD Dna
lmao congratulations i typed in sloths crossing roads and this sload came up
No food is safe in that village
Agree
Imagine the DNA that had to be combined to create that.
Shrek and Sloth (from The Goonies) hybrid.
My guess is it was the same DNA from both parents
@@Qrt45 Well played 🤣
😂🤔😂🤔
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I love how their is flies flying around him
Him?
**landing on**
*there*
*are*
*her*
This is one of the very rare instances where I am unable to determine gender. Possibly a hermaphrodite.
And that raises another question. If this person is a hermaphrodite, how does their brother refer to them? Brother, sister.. sibling??
him? her?... it?
The angle of its neck is the same as the Giza pyramids. I don't believe in coincidences.
Life is so unfair for some people, to see them smile thru it humbles me greatly.
lmfao
I came here just for a cheap laugh, but it was nice to read a kind thought intermixed with the cruel ones.
@@JoeyGee1000 Agreed ty
It's easy to smile for 1 minute, it's harder to smile all the time
@@JoeyGee1000 #Wholesome
The Sload is very sneaky so beware of this creature if you ever encounter one be sure to offer your inventory and get away before the brother Sload comes
The sleek design of this specimen makes for complete aerodynamic movements. 0 to 60 in less than 0.2 seconds off the mark. If you look closer, you'll notice it's neck resembles that of a A-10 Warthog fighter jet. Deadly at all ranges.
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BRRRRTT
Stop it I can't breathe 🤣
I want to see what the people behind the camera look like. They sound just as weird.
"Gotta be quicker than that buddy!"
Holy shit, did we watch the same video?
Because she big bone 😭
Don’t be fooled by the sloads stature, though it’s big and bulky, it’s as quick and nimble as a bunny looking for a carrot.
@@BonesAv she has Down’s syndrome leave her alone
@@apapz3245 Cushing Syndrome
This channel has made me look at a lot of things in a completely new perspective.
I was scared to go outside. Now I’m scared to be alive.
Lmaoooo
Be wary of this slug-like beast, and never make direct eye contact.
What's that pic profile? I'm genuinely curious!
Skooma laced barbaque nuts... classic set up.
This shit is getting out of hand! 😂
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Transcript:
Sload: (looks menacingly into the camera)
Sload: Ohhhh, how's it goooing?...
Friend: Good mhmm
Sload: Don't do that pleeease... WHY?
Friend: I don know...
Other friend: did you justs get off work?
Friend: wants sum nut?
Sload: what are they?
Friend: barbecue
Sload: Oh ok... drivin' around huh?
Friend: NEOW get off WORK
Sload: U gonna get in trubble by my bwuther
Friend: Mhmm
Other friend: U gotta bwuther?
Sload: Nathan...
Friend: LUVUMPIRED.... RIGHT?....Hey!
Sload: uhuhuhuhu ahhahahaha U gotta be quicker than that buddy!
God bless your autism sir
Thanks. Hard to hear over the music a lot of the time. And the auto-generated CC can't keep up with these loquacious creatures
Doing the Lord's work with that translation...buddy.
Correction: "Quicker in at."
Lol I read that and and hearing at the same time fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
Wow... I actually have high respect for this guy. That is one high level Sload. He is very agile, has perfected speechcraft and has sneak/pickpocket skills on legendary to the point of stealing your inventory without you realizing it. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Its a girl
@@alecbaker13 it’s a creature it didn’t choose the male or female option
I didn’t even have to click the video and I already knew what this guy sounded like.
Person recording also sounds like they'd be a good oblivion npc
Hails from the “Small Wrist Huge Neck” clan.
I don't know what to do with this comment 😂
Whoever edits these videos is really talented.
To be able to get a laugh simply by adding a little music at precisely the correct moment is a great skill.
This is sarcastic, right?
@@HughMansonMD 😂 Hell no that music switch as the sload stole the nuts was on point!
Yikes.
crosshair would be better, that also displays name of creature/npc
Man I really feel sorry for this person. You know that’s not an easy life.
self inflicted
It's easy because of no self awareness
this is not a person this is an alien
@@chicken788 junk food is designed to be addictive. so i feel bad for them
@@GingerBun his parents probably drank too much alcohol and ate too much junk
I didn't expect TES:VI to include Sloads but they really nailed the next gen graphics design for them!