Hadōken Grandmaster Succumbs To Friendly Fire

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  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

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    • @gingerbaker_toad696
      @gingerbaker_toad696 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There is a japanese channel named something Seki Sensei, that reacted to an older video of yours (way shorter hair) where you spar with japanese style against an HEMA guy, how have you not reacted to that reaction yet ;D

    • @darthnagus5457
      @darthnagus5457 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think she farted.

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Classical Bullshito, also known as Dank Fu.

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Now we can all be like Ryu and Ken. LOL!

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Passed down from the Knights who say Mi!

  • @brettlogan73
    @brettlogan73 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +392

    He's a 7th degree black belt in potato chips.

    • @MrRabiddogg
      @MrRabiddogg 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      He's watched every karate kid movie and TV spin off back to back. better be careful

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@MrRabiddogg I think it's just computer games to be honest

    • @j.p.h.8126
      @j.p.h.8126 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      And lots of burgers and beer. 🤣

    • @0Turbox
      @0Turbox 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      He is long beyond potato ships.

    • @ethanrumley746
      @ethanrumley746 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Ka-runch

  • @Dar_Davro
    @Dar_Davro 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +200

    Steven Segall would give his last bucket of chicken to know these secrets 😅

    • @peger
      @peger 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      xd

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      😂👏🤣

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Steven Seagal can do a hadouken while sitting down.

    • @marcespinoza6068
      @marcespinoza6068 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      This guy makes Segall look like Bruce Lee.

    • @Dar_Davro
      @Dar_Davro 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@MannyBrumWhich is how he'd prefer it. Just like he made almost a whole movie, sitting down as a sniper. He's a walking...uhm sitting legend.

  • @Light_910
    @Light_910 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +289

    Ah.. the sacred martial art Bullshido

    • @wingatebarraclough3553
      @wingatebarraclough3553 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Using "energy 'beans' " just might be effective to "knock someone over"..

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Don't you mean _Bullshito_ ?

    • @wesltall1
      @wesltall1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@andrewstrongman305 Burushito

    • @seymourfields3613
      @seymourfields3613 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Seriously.. How are scams like this legal?

    • @buckduane1991
      @buckduane1991 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought that’s what you called a puppy that was a mongrel from a bulldog and shih tzu union?

  • @celsus7979
    @celsus7979 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +185

    To the girl
    "Blink twice if you need help"

    • @Dillon1099
      @Dillon1099 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      That is so irresponsible. If she ever actually blinked twice in a row it is her opponents who would need help. Along with everyone else in the building! You have NO IDEA the power passed down from grandmaster Dillman!

    • @JosephB-tv7gf
      @JosephB-tv7gf 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Dillon1099Exactly. I would keep well away. But I have always valued my health.

    • @censoredbybigbrother1175
      @censoredbybigbrother1175 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      *erratic blinking*

    • @JackyHeijmans
      @JackyHeijmans 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yea, that was what I was thinking. That girl looks absolutely miserable. Next to that I hope she will never be attacked for real, and trust on that...

    • @mariogarv
      @mariogarv 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lets pray for she isn't using the thumbs movement.... or the entire block may get blown to pieces >XD

  • @dashrendar5320
    @dashrendar5320 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +154

    Oh man we have entered the McDojo reaction era…there is an endless supply so pace yourself 😂😂

    • @FerdinandFake
      @FerdinandFake 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I've seen most of those, but metatron makes it even better
      Hoping for more

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      wait until he finds the yellow bamboo guys or whatever their name was 😂

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ya, Been watching some of this stuff on Shadiversity as well. He was looking at the Sword Bullshido Great entertainment. Thank you YT...LOL!

    • @Smix69
      @Smix69 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Better watch out, i've heard they offer you some McKnuckles

    • @Exknight2
      @Exknight2 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bullshido has evolved through the years, everytime I come back I always get a laugh at something new, now we have a whole library of clowns!

  • @JesseHartford
    @JesseHartford 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

    This dude is one breath towards a heart failure.

    • @Julian-bq9qv
      @Julian-bq9qv 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      the HOOOOO is successful if you have been eating raw garlic,

    • @danvasii9884
      @danvasii9884 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@Julian-bq9qv And your opponent is a vampire!

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Nah its that Ultimate Power increasing until he goes Tetsuo from Akira.

  • @thearmoredbard4319
    @thearmoredbard4319 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    That poor girl is probably constantly running away from this video. She’s probably moved to some small town in Latvia, works in a shoe shop and goes by the name Aine now out of sheer embarrassment

    • @misterchubbikins
      @misterchubbikins 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      She lives in a cottage and grows mushrooms and the towns folk call her babayaga and warn their children to stay far away

    • @Touhu89
      @Touhu89 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      This seems too detailed to be speculation

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That is a very specific speculation, Aine 😉

    • @GreatSageSunWukong
      @GreatSageSunWukong 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      shes probably his long suffering daughter

    • @AnastasijaRoznova
      @AnastasijaRoznova 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      huh? why Latvia? Aine sounds kinda.. Estonian 😂 but yeah, I do feel sorry for the girl having to endure this guy's performance.

  • @jeremiahkindel9301
    @jeremiahkindel9301 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    My man was out breath just speaking. He would pass out in a real fight from a lack of oxygen.

    • @SmokeyJoe876
      @SmokeyJoe876 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right?! Ol' boy was huffin n' puffin sounding like he needed an oxygen tank

    • @Timbag13
      @Timbag13 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Exactly!

  • @OscarInAsia
    @OscarInAsia 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    Be careful! That guy knows karate, Judo, Aikido and several other dangerous words! 🤣

    • @Par-Crom
      @Par-Crom 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Heard that one before, gets me every time 😂😂

  • @leolinguini260
    @leolinguini260 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

    Ah yes, the fabled art of getting winded just by standing up.

    • @stephenpetersen1945
      @stephenpetersen1945 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It's real man! I get winded by standing up AND sitting down!

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I used to be a grandmaster in that, but then I lost a hundred pounds.

    • @darthnagus5457
      @darthnagus5457 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She Farted that's the trick. A perfectly time fart will wind you.

    • @iainpearce6379
      @iainpearce6379 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      The reason he was winded ??? Gravity !!!

    • @spazzypengin
      @spazzypengin 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Pioneered by grand master Sensei Steven Seagal.

  • @MrJacksspleen
    @MrJacksspleen 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    He actually passed out from all that mild physical exertion he did before her beam energy attack.

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    "We... are the martial artists who say... Ni!" (Ni!!)

    • @Fiona2254
      @Fiona2254 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Ni!

    • @magyarbondi
      @magyarbondi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😱

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Nininininininininini....
      Nininininininininini....
      Nininininininininini....

    • @AJsoment95x
      @AJsoment95x 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      gg

    • @shiina29
      @shiina29 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      No, it's the knights who say "me!"

  • @DeanCalaway
    @DeanCalaway 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    Someone should have told him he wasn't suppose to eat all those belts.

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂 👏🤣

    • @DrewishAF
      @DrewishAF 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      PIN THIS COMMENT AND TAKE OFF THAT CRAPPY LINK 🤣😂

    • @ThatGuy182545
      @ThatGuy182545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It wasn’t eating the belts that was the problem it was eating the people wearing the belts.

    • @magyarbondi
      @magyarbondi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Probably he ate his opponents as well.

    • @JosephB-tv7gf
      @JosephB-tv7gf 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wrong! Have you seen the number of rubber bands inside a golf ball? It has more spring than a kangaroo on coke.

  • @anthonyeaves4145
    @anthonyeaves4145 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    4:34 the girl’s facial expression is that of an actor not getting paid enough to be doing this😂

  • @Ulfwizard
    @Ulfwizard 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    This is what happens when an unstoppable idiot meets an immovable plank

    • @kristoffereberius2476
      @kristoffereberius2476 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hey, in the old days it got is founding fathers

  • @Zer0Spinn
    @Zer0Spinn 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Dude is out of breath BEFORE the demonstration starts. That's saying something.

  • @lM33-s7f
    @lM33-s7f 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    “We are the knights who say kneee”

    • @dwaynecunningham2164
      @dwaynecunningham2164 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      What times are we living living in, when any passing knight can say "knee" to an old lady.

    • @ThatGuy182545
      @ThatGuy182545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      “Ask me the questions bridge keeper I am not afraid!”

    • @dwaynecunningham2164
      @dwaynecunningham2164 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ThatGuy182545 "I don't believe a bunny rabbit can kill me. "

    • @KebaRPG
      @KebaRPG 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@dwaynecunningham2164 Tis but a Scratch!

    • @ThatGuy182545
      @ThatGuy182545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @ “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'”

  • @Lord_Ravener
    @Lord_Ravener 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    I had my gf try both the "me" and "ho" technique at the same and it tore me in half. Thankfully, I got better.

    • @ExistenceUniversity
      @ExistenceUniversity 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is why Spanish children fear the elderly, all day long it's "Meho" (mijo)

    • @postmodernmining
      @postmodernmining 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Recovery time is similar to a newting.

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The only way to combo those moves is to put an "a" between the two special moves.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@roberth4395 You can also say the words in reverse order, but only with your homies.

  • @messiaspereira6232
    @messiaspereira6232 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    he is even struggling to speak,can't even breath properly just standing

  • @Lobo-Perez
    @Lobo-Perez 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

    Can't wait for them to legalize this in the UFC 😂

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      No way man, imagine that kind of power in the hands of someone like Alex Pereira. He already has that chama power🤣

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      dude they would have to protect the viewers with reinforced glass, this would be tenkaichi butoden type of stuff

    • @Stormborn-f7l
      @Stormborn-f7l 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      The martial art too extreme for UFC!

    • @archietaylor9230
      @archietaylor9230 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No way. If bullshido was legalised in the UFC viewers all around the world would be injured by the mere sight of its awesomeness. Skills like that should only be used for avengers level threats MINIMUM (or natural selection)

    • @--ART3MIS--
      @--ART3MIS-- 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      me! ho! me! Ho!HO! mimimi! - EPIC!

  • @gingerbaker_toad696
    @gingerbaker_toad696 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The hardest worker in his Dojo is his belt

  • @JM-mh1pp
    @JM-mh1pp 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    Wow...Goku REALLY let himself go in the older years

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      KFC Goku!

    • @Exknight2
      @Exknight2 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This guy took Goku's eating habits and Simpsons' watching Tv on the couch habits.

    • @aeskabrokenlip3604
      @aeskabrokenlip3604 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Best comment I've ever seen ❤

  • @Hispano-Romano
    @Hispano-Romano 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    This guy is going to succumb to a heart attack faster than to frendly fire

  • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
    @oleksandrbyelyenko435 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Can't believe you have never seen a contactless martial arts. It is a legendary scam

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      partial-arts

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So you have never been on the receiving end of a proper karate shout? 😜

    • @strawpiglet
      @strawpiglet 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Allegedly.

  • @aule10
    @aule10 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That girl looked so uncomfortable. She knew this was BS. and you can see it written in her face.

  • @Stormborn-f7l
    @Stormborn-f7l 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Never got taught that recovery position in first aid classes

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      They didn't tell you how to treat a victim of a powerful ki attack? what a waste of time...

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Zer0Spinn they cant teach you if you're the constant victim of the grand masters rage
      (the bag of chips is very hard to open). You would first have to use astral projection to view yourself😉

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Of course they didn't teach it. Seldom does one ever survive such an attack.

    • @Exknight2
      @Exknight2 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They don't teach it to not reveal the lethality of obesity sound ki energy transmission to protect it from becoming illegal, if that master did Hadouken himself the energy would knock out both him and the girl due to the obese density of the energy, that's how nature works after all.

    • @strawpiglet
      @strawpiglet 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@spiffygonzales5160😂

  • @speckbretzelfan
    @speckbretzelfan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    You gotta give him credit. A grandmaster like Steven Seagal would have had to do this sitting instead of standing!

  • @ThatGuy182545
    @ThatGuy182545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    But Metatron! They’re using the ancient Anime ninja power of Bullshijutsu!
    Also, “Samantha” looks extremely skeptical. 🤣 She be like “I can’t believe I agreed to this. I hope the cheque doesn’t bounce.”

    • @jimbusmaximus4624
      @jimbusmaximus4624 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I doubt there's a check... Usually these people get their followers to pay THEM.

    • @KebaRPG
      @KebaRPG 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jimbusmaximus4624 Right? It looks like one of her parents are adamant followers of this Bullshijitsu Cult and was forced to take lessons in this Bullshijitsu instead of being allowed to participate in legitimate martial art styles or traditional sports.

    • @MMAWARRIOR20
      @MMAWARRIOR20 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, it looks like Samantha sound pretty genuine. In particular, when she said”flip him” there was urgency in her tone

    • @ThatGuy182545
      @ThatGuy182545 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MMAWARRIOR20 She’s a good actress. 🤷‍♂️

    • @KebaRPG
      @KebaRPG 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ThatGuy182545 Yeah, seems like she is just doing it to make her Parent(s) who are Followers of this Bullshijustu Cult happy. Many Child Actors are coerced into performing so their Parent(s) can make money off the Child.

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    9:59 I think the best part about this is he's supposed to be this martial artist expert, but he's winded and tired just from putting on this simple demonstration

    • @ransakreject5221
      @ransakreject5221 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      How can a man keep his cardio strong when he wins every fight in 2 seconds??

    • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
      @TotallyNotRedneckYall 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Bro was winded from walking up to the mic.

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ransakreject5221 I cant dude xD

  • @frogletx
    @frogletx 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    So, I'm asthmatic and I've had a chest infection, and I've been coughing up gunk for a couple of months and I'm still less short of breath than this martial arts master. Oh, I think I'm older than him too.

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      well he received a full chi blast 😂

    • @duskanddawn8543
      @duskanddawn8543 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      You're not the one that gets a hadouken to the chest every day at martial arts class, mate

  • @stardustsins2017
    @stardustsins2017 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    He's gonna be a DLC character for Mortal Kombat

    • @fran3ro
      @fran3ro 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I wish, would be an improvement.

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      his power: consume soul....with side of gravy

  • @badrequest5596
    @badrequest5596 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Looks like the knights who say NI were on to something

  • @jacquelyns9709
    @jacquelyns9709 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    This was humorous. I laughed out loud along with Metatron several times.

  • @RichardSiegers
    @RichardSiegers 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    he knows his bullshido very well

    • @S_047
      @S_047 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Steven Segal : a challenger approaches me?

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      is this a succulent chinese meal reference? 😮

    • @RichardSiegers
      @RichardSiegers 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Zer0Spinn yes :D

    • @RichardSiegers
      @RichardSiegers 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@S_047 waddle waddle

    • @epstone
      @epstone 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He also does look like someone that is enjoying a succulent chinese meal..too often

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    7:42 That’s, where the word: ”Homie” comes from: ”Homies always come back.” 😅.

  • @HoLeeFuk317
    @HoLeeFuk317 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I was killed by a Turtle using energy beams once.

    • @oldmantwofour5561
      @oldmantwofour5561 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I was that turtle. Sorry! Totally dropped my nunchuks on the death ray. Glad you got better! Cowabunga.

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@oldmantwofour5561That cannot be.
      I saw that Kame and he had a long goaty.
      ✌🏻🐢😶🐒🥕🩲🐷🐺🐱👀👁️🧟‍♀️

  • @suechef1170
    @suechef1170 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    His art is certainly keeping him in great shape.

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    He doesn't look like a 7th degree black belt in taikwondo. Thai take out maybe 🤔

  • @Death_Blossom17
    @Death_Blossom17 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    HADŌKEN! 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @pavelavietor1
      @pavelavietor1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      el gordo tiene enfermedad de hígado gordo , jajaja que comico. saludos Ibero

    • @Skankhunt42-gg6vf
      @Skankhunt42-gg6vf 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Kamehamehaaaa🗣️ 💥💥💥

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    15:49 "My teacher is grandmaster George Dillman."
    Me: "That explains everything." XD
    For those that don't know, George Dillman is pretty much everything this guy is and more. He's been the subject of many bullshido videos.

  • @Rob_Kankerboef
    @Rob_Kankerboef 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Imagine how dangerous this man would be if he said ''Ni'' instead of ''Me'', that would kill everyone in that room

  • @publichearing8536
    @publichearing8536 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Steven Seagal would leave his secretary alone for a minute to acquire these masterful skills.

  • @speaksoftly6944
    @speaksoftly6944 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nah the way they rolled him over like a log in the woods is diabolical 💀

  • @magyarbondi
    @magyarbondi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    He looks like his deadliest technique is the 7th degree martial fart.

  • @divinesoul23
    @divinesoul23 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    @14:59 took me out! FUS-ROH-DAH!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @chrisrowley135
    @chrisrowley135 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Metatron, obviously ,she is the chosen one, the Dragon born if you will.

  • @mizukarate
    @mizukarate 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    4:30 Andy is his catcher!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Atyoung1975
    @Atyoung1975 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I am laughing so hard right now! Flip 'im!
    I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

  • @rosifervincent9481
    @rosifervincent9481 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “Energy projection and sound”
    Isn’t that what Graham Hancock said could have been used to build the pyramids?

  • @hideousruin
    @hideousruin 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I like when a reporter went up against one of these guys and he tried his voodoo and obviously since she wasn't one of his students she didn't pretend to fall over. He said something like she was biting her cheek or something like that and that made it not work.

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bas Rutten back in the day used to have a show and they had one of those kind of guys on and he tried the guy to get him to do it. He gave some excuse of you have to believe for it to work.

  • @FerdinandFake
    @FerdinandFake 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Scame hame ha
    Edit: i didn't realize he also mastered the thuum

  • @tomroberts3673
    @tomroberts3673 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    @6:30 - the wheezy death breath is strong in this one. "Hooooooh!"

    • @Inastewpopotogo
      @Inastewpopotogo 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm a bit worried for him, she has to be careful with the voice, might actually knock him out😂

  • @jeffreyherda9684
    @jeffreyherda9684 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He learned it from The Knights Who Say "Ni" at the Kumite. His fee was shrubbery.

  • @waynewatts8736
    @waynewatts8736 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The part of sumo he got right is the belly😂😂

    • @Gashren
      @Gashren 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Comparing with Sensei Seth, that's pretty much the only part of sumo this guy got :)

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Poor Samantha really doesn’t want to be there. Lol.

  • @AxeGaijin
    @AxeGaijin 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ah yes, the ancient art of Bullshido, very sacred....

  • @guntherhuyghe
    @guntherhuyghe 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He must be part of the "Knights that say ME." 🤣

  • @eddiemason4316
    @eddiemason4316 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Guy watched Remo Williams and became a lethal weapon.

  • @septemberforajedi7701
    @septemberforajedi7701 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    She looks like she doesn't even want to be there

  • @trapperscout2046
    @trapperscout2046 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This guy is one of George Dillman's disciples.

    • @SirPraiseSun
      @SirPraiseSun 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      explains why he is so powerful! steven seagull has no chance against the dillman clan!

  • @lisocampos8080
    @lisocampos8080 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That's why they kept the chairs separated. To individually question them. FLIP HIM!

  • @jamesanderson6769
    @jamesanderson6769 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I like that he calls it art, and not martial art.

  • @BrixyBrixhamite
    @BrixyBrixhamite 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the sounds seemed to be taking effect before they were actually made lol

  • @SuperEvilCake
    @SuperEvilCake 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    if you say MI HO they become your child

  • @Andre.A.C.Oliveira
    @Andre.A.C.Oliveira 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hello, regarding your question @3:55 the answer would be pain + moving way faster than she did. However there are more efficient and also non-violent ways of getting out of those grabs (which do happen just not in the context most most people think when self defense is mentioned). I haven't watched the whole video yet but, considering your introduction this was probably the only one scene (or concept) that wasn't BS.

  • @Ancient_Chronicler
    @Ancient_Chronicler 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    He probably used those secret jutsu in the Kumite.

  • @MarcusAgrippa390
    @MarcusAgrippa390 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Flippem! 😂😂😂
    The Hadoken is considered a lethal weapon in North Korea, and North Sentinel Island...
    It's true...
    I think

  • @necrogenesis1981
    @necrogenesis1981 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    She looks like she’s being held hostage.

  • @pete6300
    @pete6300 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    "Mijo" pronounced (Mi-ho) in Spanish means young boy or baby boy. So Spanish mother's been using eastern magic to make their children come. Here I thought it was the chancla

    • @raimundotorres44
      @raimundotorres44 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Is an abbreviation for mi hijo, literally my son.

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It's either one or the other, those two don't work together cause once the chancla starts speaking mom uses different words too, not "mijo".

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      First thing I thought of! 😂

    • @apokalypzrecords
      @apokalypzrecords 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah.... se dice mijo... mi hijo!!!
      This is "mi hijo'...short for "this is my son"... short like "for sure = fosho"
      In the streets u see a young boi...u can say...whats up mijo...but he's not your son....its like ..."wutup son"

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Use the reverse card and yell 'Homie!" I've heard that before.

  • @JarodMoonchild1975
    @JarodMoonchild1975 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "We are the knights who say 'Ni!'
    And we also do martial arts.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Overonator
    @Overonator 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The ultimate test is how good is the technique against a non compliant fully resistant opponent. We see here a completely compliant and completely nonresistant opponent.
    Plus This guy did 2 things and he's already winded.

  • @illiteratethug3305
    @illiteratethug3305 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Chun Li:
    "Ken, can I ask you a question?"
    Ken:
    "SURE YOU CAN!!!"

  • @infinitesimotel
    @infinitesimotel 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    SONI-SONI-SONIC BOOM!

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HA-oh shit hold on. Aaaggghhhh-DOUKEN!!!

    • @noneatall9060
      @noneatall9060 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      KamekameHA

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@noneatall9060 Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

    • @Skankhunt42-gg6vf
      @Skankhunt42-gg6vf 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rhetorical1488 Omae wa mou Shindeiru

    • @Skankhunt42-gg6vf
      @Skankhunt42-gg6vf 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@markzuckergecko621 Omae wa mou Shindeiru

  • @draikairion
    @draikairion 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I'm still laughing about the term "bullshido"...never heard that until today....Metatron.....I CAN'T 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There are quite a few channels dedicated on showing all kinds of bullshido content. Hilarious as all hell.

    • @Skankhunt42-gg6vf
      @Skankhunt42-gg6vf 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How old are you

  • @stevenmael
    @stevenmael 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I swear, americans saw the Mawashi Uke ONCE and its like their minds couldn't comprehend it.

  • @joebloggs5318
    @joebloggs5318 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is the highest level of bullshido I have ever seen capable of protecting three people from dying of embarrassment at once

  • @saturnfive54
    @saturnfive54 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    maybe this explains the powerful "Knights of Ni" in Monty Python, Holy Grail movie. ...

  • @iainpearce6379
    @iainpearce6379 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I needed a laugh today thank you Metatron you did not disappoint

  • @Baldguywatching
    @Baldguywatching 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That girl needs her money back

  • @Ashura-f5m
    @Ashura-f5m 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You really don't understand! After de Mii and Hooo, what you have witnessed is not see a Shinku hadoken, it's a HaaoW. And Flipem is a submission technic. The secrect is to be always out of breath to become a master in whatever this shiiiiat is. Very impressive ^-^ Oh and by the way the grand grand master from Okinawa that though his grand master is non other than Mr Miyagi :p

  • @Stormborn-f7l
    @Stormborn-f7l 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Me 23 seconds in - what is Metatron reacting to today. WTF!

  • @ruhalfoyls
    @ruhalfoyls 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude almost lost to air. He was fighting for his breath before he started talking.

  • @adrian_veidt
    @adrian_veidt 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Y'all laughing but the move was once banned across multiple states including Michigan and Alabama. Trust me. That's my source.

    • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
      @TotallyNotRedneckYall 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      They won't let this in the ufc because it's too deadly.

  • @0num4
    @0num4 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I met a similar bullshido artist at a martial arts convention once; the notorious George Dillman. He's he man who talked about nullifying projected energy by having one's "tongue in the right position" or something equally asinine. He tried to tell us that all karate techniques were mistakenly demonstrated as strikes, but that he alone discovered that they were actually pressure point manipulation techniques!
    To quote a sage: "What a maroon!"

  • @AlarionSchmidt-xc2ro
    @AlarionSchmidt-xc2ro 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank You Dear Sir,
    I realy learned a lot today!
    😂😂😂

  • @infinitesimotel
    @infinitesimotel 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Steven Segal is also a master of this most dangerous martial art.

  • @tomgerlach4489
    @tomgerlach4489 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You almost lost me at 2:45. At least you started laughing soon enough.

  • @NeoPhantomGamer
    @NeoPhantomGamer 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Was that a Hadoken or a Curse-ye-hameha?

  • @dane_with_swag
    @dane_with_swag 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Think of all the shenanigans you can do by screaming HEY HOMIE!
    priceless

  • @markzuckergecko621
    @markzuckergecko621 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This kind of stuff is really interesting, there are true believers in this crap, that's what keeps it rolling. Most of them are just in on the take together, like pro wrestling, but there are people who "believe" so hard that they actually get knocked out, or at least think they did. I dunno. Something like that. That's why it's so interesting, I have no idea how it works.

    • @joshcline8764
      @joshcline8764 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They remind me of the people in those whacko church's where some charismatic priest dude smacks another person on the head or what have you...and then suddenly they start screaming gibberish and flopping around on the floor... and no longer have back pain or vision problems or whatever. Haha.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joshcline8764 yea it's crazy. And like I said, people really believe it. If they didn't, it wouldn't exist, because nobody would care. The people actually on the stage are probably in on the take, but probably not all of them. The power of suggestion is real, I don't doubt that there are people who have actually been "cured" because they thought they were cured. Maybe it was never real in the first place, I'm not gonna pretend to understand it, that's why it's so interesting.

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:01 - So, he is the actual: "Knight who says me".

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Who's more deluded, the guy who proposes this "martial arts moves" or the guy who thinks this show can make anyone a star?

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He was hoping it'd make him a start by farming lolcows

  • @Roland3ld
    @Roland3ld 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Here is the usual full support for channel growth.

  • @kenwarren9450
    @kenwarren9450 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Why do so many American strip-mall Karottey studio "masters" always have a huge gut? Is that where they store their Chi?

  • @xchazz86
    @xchazz86 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think they meant “Donkey!” That wouldve worked better.

  • @peger
    @peger 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Don't worry his mighty super saiyan chi attack can be easily nulife by using ancien bullshido technick, moving your thumbs up and down xD

  • @umbraelegios4130
    @umbraelegios4130 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Looks like he has found a truly undefeatable opponent tapping into this technique. The dinner bell.

  • @LordSleven
    @LordSleven 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This is painful to watch!

  • @MayaWu44
    @MayaWu44 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Grandpa made few moves and can't even catch his breath. True master.