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There is a japanese channel named something Seki Sensei, that reacted to an older video of yours (way shorter hair) where you spar with japanese style against an HEMA guy, how have you not reacted to that reaction yet ;D
That is so irresponsible. If she ever actually blinked twice in a row it is her opponents who would need help. Along with everyone else in the building! You have NO IDEA the power passed down from grandmaster Dillman!
That poor girl is probably constantly running away from this video. She’s probably moved to some small town in Latvia, works in a shoe shop and goes by the name Aine now out of sheer embarrassment
@ “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'”
No way. If bullshido was legalised in the UFC viewers all around the world would be injured by the mere sight of its awesomeness. Skills like that should only be used for avengers level threats MINIMUM (or natural selection)
@@Zer0Spinn they cant teach you if you're the constant victim of the grand masters rage (the bag of chips is very hard to open). You would first have to use astral projection to view yourself😉
They don't teach it to not reveal the lethality of obesity sound ki energy transmission to protect it from becoming illegal, if that master did Hadouken himself the energy would knock out both him and the girl due to the obese density of the energy, that's how nature works after all.
But Metatron! They’re using the ancient Anime ninja power of Bullshijutsu! Also, “Samantha” looks extremely skeptical. 🤣 She be like “I can’t believe I agreed to this. I hope the cheque doesn’t bounce.”
@@jimbusmaximus4624 Right? It looks like one of her parents are adamant followers of this Bullshijitsu Cult and was forced to take lessons in this Bullshijitsu instead of being allowed to participate in legitimate martial art styles or traditional sports.
@@ThatGuy182545 Yeah, seems like she is just doing it to make her Parent(s) who are Followers of this Bullshijustu Cult happy. Many Child Actors are coerced into performing so their Parent(s) can make money off the Child.
9:59 I think the best part about this is he's supposed to be this martial artist expert, but he's winded and tired just from putting on this simple demonstration
So, I'm asthmatic and I've had a chest infection, and I've been coughing up gunk for a couple of months and I'm still less short of breath than this martial arts master. Oh, I think I'm older than him too.
15:49 "My teacher is grandmaster George Dillman." Me: "That explains everything." XD For those that don't know, George Dillman is pretty much everything this guy is and more. He's been the subject of many bullshido videos.
I like when a reporter went up against one of these guys and he tried his voodoo and obviously since she wasn't one of his students she didn't pretend to fall over. He said something like she was biting her cheek or something like that and that made it not work.
Bas Rutten back in the day used to have a show and they had one of those kind of guys on and he tried the guy to get him to do it. He gave some excuse of you have to believe for it to work.
Hello, regarding your question @3:55 the answer would be pain + moving way faster than she did. However there are more efficient and also non-violent ways of getting out of those grabs (which do happen just not in the context most most people think when self defense is mentioned). I haven't watched the whole video yet but, considering your introduction this was probably the only one scene (or concept) that wasn't BS.
"Mijo" pronounced (Mi-ho) in Spanish means young boy or baby boy. So Spanish mother's been using eastern magic to make their children come. Here I thought it was the chancla
Yeah.... se dice mijo... mi hijo!!! This is "mi hijo'...short for "this is my son"... short like "for sure = fosho" In the streets u see a young boi...u can say...whats up mijo...but he's not your son....its like ..."wutup son"
The ultimate test is how good is the technique against a non compliant fully resistant opponent. We see here a completely compliant and completely nonresistant opponent. Plus This guy did 2 things and he's already winded.
You really don't understand! After de Mii and Hooo, what you have witnessed is not see a Shinku hadoken, it's a HaaoW. And Flipem is a submission technic. The secrect is to be always out of breath to become a master in whatever this shiiiiat is. Very impressive ^-^ Oh and by the way the grand grand master from Okinawa that though his grand master is non other than Mr Miyagi :p
I met a similar bullshido artist at a martial arts convention once; the notorious George Dillman. He's he man who talked about nullifying projected energy by having one's "tongue in the right position" or something equally asinine. He tried to tell us that all karate techniques were mistakenly demonstrated as strikes, but that he alone discovered that they were actually pressure point manipulation techniques! To quote a sage: "What a maroon!"
This kind of stuff is really interesting, there are true believers in this crap, that's what keeps it rolling. Most of them are just in on the take together, like pro wrestling, but there are people who "believe" so hard that they actually get knocked out, or at least think they did. I dunno. Something like that. That's why it's so interesting, I have no idea how it works.
They remind me of the people in those whacko church's where some charismatic priest dude smacks another person on the head or what have you...and then suddenly they start screaming gibberish and flopping around on the floor... and no longer have back pain or vision problems or whatever. Haha.
@@joshcline8764 yea it's crazy. And like I said, people really believe it. If they didn't, it wouldn't exist, because nobody would care. The people actually on the stage are probably in on the take, but probably not all of them. The power of suggestion is real, I don't doubt that there are people who have actually been "cured" because they thought they were cured. Maybe it was never real in the first place, I'm not gonna pretend to understand it, that's why it's so interesting.
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There is a japanese channel named something Seki Sensei, that reacted to an older video of yours (way shorter hair) where you spar with japanese style against an HEMA guy, how have you not reacted to that reaction yet ;D
I think she farted.
Classical Bullshito, also known as Dank Fu.
Now we can all be like Ryu and Ken. LOL!
Passed down from the Knights who say Mi!
He's a 7th degree black belt in potato chips.
He's watched every karate kid movie and TV spin off back to back. better be careful
@@MrRabiddogg I think it's just computer games to be honest
And lots of burgers and beer. 🤣
He is long beyond potato ships.
Ka-runch
Steven Segall would give his last bucket of chicken to know these secrets 😅
xd
😂👏🤣
Steven Seagal can do a hadouken while sitting down.
This guy makes Segall look like Bruce Lee.
@@MannyBrumWhich is how he'd prefer it. Just like he made almost a whole movie, sitting down as a sniper. He's a walking...uhm sitting legend.
Ah.. the sacred martial art Bullshido
Using "energy 'beans' " just might be effective to "knock someone over"..
Don't you mean _Bullshito_ ?
@@andrewstrongman305 Burushito
Seriously.. How are scams like this legal?
I thought that’s what you called a puppy that was a mongrel from a bulldog and shih tzu union?
To the girl
"Blink twice if you need help"
That is so irresponsible. If she ever actually blinked twice in a row it is her opponents who would need help. Along with everyone else in the building! You have NO IDEA the power passed down from grandmaster Dillman!
@@Dillon1099Exactly. I would keep well away. But I have always valued my health.
*erratic blinking*
Yea, that was what I was thinking. That girl looks absolutely miserable. Next to that I hope she will never be attacked for real, and trust on that...
Lets pray for she isn't using the thumbs movement.... or the entire block may get blown to pieces >XD
Oh man we have entered the McDojo reaction era…there is an endless supply so pace yourself 😂😂
I've seen most of those, but metatron makes it even better
Hoping for more
wait until he finds the yellow bamboo guys or whatever their name was 😂
Ya, Been watching some of this stuff on Shadiversity as well. He was looking at the Sword Bullshido Great entertainment. Thank you YT...LOL!
Better watch out, i've heard they offer you some McKnuckles
Bullshido has evolved through the years, everytime I come back I always get a laugh at something new, now we have a whole library of clowns!
This dude is one breath towards a heart failure.
the HOOOOO is successful if you have been eating raw garlic,
@@Julian-bq9qv And your opponent is a vampire!
Nah its that Ultimate Power increasing until he goes Tetsuo from Akira.
That poor girl is probably constantly running away from this video. She’s probably moved to some small town in Latvia, works in a shoe shop and goes by the name Aine now out of sheer embarrassment
She lives in a cottage and grows mushrooms and the towns folk call her babayaga and warn their children to stay far away
This seems too detailed to be speculation
That is a very specific speculation, Aine 😉
shes probably his long suffering daughter
huh? why Latvia? Aine sounds kinda.. Estonian 😂 but yeah, I do feel sorry for the girl having to endure this guy's performance.
My man was out breath just speaking. He would pass out in a real fight from a lack of oxygen.
Right?! Ol' boy was huffin n' puffin sounding like he needed an oxygen tank
Exactly!
Be careful! That guy knows karate, Judo, Aikido and several other dangerous words! 🤣
Heard that one before, gets me every time 😂😂
Ah yes, the fabled art of getting winded just by standing up.
It's real man! I get winded by standing up AND sitting down!
I used to be a grandmaster in that, but then I lost a hundred pounds.
She Farted that's the trick. A perfectly time fart will wind you.
The reason he was winded ??? Gravity !!!
Pioneered by grand master Sensei Steven Seagal.
He actually passed out from all that mild physical exertion he did before her beam energy attack.
"We... are the martial artists who say... Ni!" (Ni!!)
Ni!
😱
Nininininininininini....
Nininininininininini....
Nininininininininini....
gg
No, it's the knights who say "me!"
Someone should have told him he wasn't suppose to eat all those belts.
😂 👏🤣
PIN THIS COMMENT AND TAKE OFF THAT CRAPPY LINK 🤣😂
It wasn’t eating the belts that was the problem it was eating the people wearing the belts.
Probably he ate his opponents as well.
Wrong! Have you seen the number of rubber bands inside a golf ball? It has more spring than a kangaroo on coke.
4:34 the girl’s facial expression is that of an actor not getting paid enough to be doing this😂
This is what happens when an unstoppable idiot meets an immovable plank
Hey, in the old days it got is founding fathers
Dude is out of breath BEFORE the demonstration starts. That's saying something.
“We are the knights who say kneee”
What times are we living living in, when any passing knight can say "knee" to an old lady.
“Ask me the questions bridge keeper I am not afraid!”
@ThatGuy182545 "I don't believe a bunny rabbit can kill me. "
@@dwaynecunningham2164 Tis but a Scratch!
@ “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'”
I had my gf try both the "me" and "ho" technique at the same and it tore me in half. Thankfully, I got better.
This is why Spanish children fear the elderly, all day long it's "Meho" (mijo)
Recovery time is similar to a newting.
The only way to combo those moves is to put an "a" between the two special moves.
@@roberth4395 You can also say the words in reverse order, but only with your homies.
he is even struggling to speak,can't even breath properly just standing
Can't wait for them to legalize this in the UFC 😂
No way man, imagine that kind of power in the hands of someone like Alex Pereira. He already has that chama power🤣
dude they would have to protect the viewers with reinforced glass, this would be tenkaichi butoden type of stuff
The martial art too extreme for UFC!
No way. If bullshido was legalised in the UFC viewers all around the world would be injured by the mere sight of its awesomeness. Skills like that should only be used for avengers level threats MINIMUM (or natural selection)
me! ho! me! Ho!HO! mimimi! - EPIC!
The hardest worker in his Dojo is his belt
Wow...Goku REALLY let himself go in the older years
KFC Goku!
This guy took Goku's eating habits and Simpsons' watching Tv on the couch habits.
Best comment I've ever seen ❤
This guy is going to succumb to a heart attack faster than to frendly fire
Can't believe you have never seen a contactless martial arts. It is a legendary scam
partial-arts
So you have never been on the receiving end of a proper karate shout? 😜
Allegedly.
That girl looked so uncomfortable. She knew this was BS. and you can see it written in her face.
Never got taught that recovery position in first aid classes
They didn't tell you how to treat a victim of a powerful ki attack? what a waste of time...
@@Zer0Spinn they cant teach you if you're the constant victim of the grand masters rage
(the bag of chips is very hard to open). You would first have to use astral projection to view yourself😉
Of course they didn't teach it. Seldom does one ever survive such an attack.
They don't teach it to not reveal the lethality of obesity sound ki energy transmission to protect it from becoming illegal, if that master did Hadouken himself the energy would knock out both him and the girl due to the obese density of the energy, that's how nature works after all.
@@spiffygonzales5160😂
You gotta give him credit. A grandmaster like Steven Seagal would have had to do this sitting instead of standing!
But Metatron! They’re using the ancient Anime ninja power of Bullshijutsu!
Also, “Samantha” looks extremely skeptical. 🤣 She be like “I can’t believe I agreed to this. I hope the cheque doesn’t bounce.”
I doubt there's a check... Usually these people get their followers to pay THEM.
@@jimbusmaximus4624 Right? It looks like one of her parents are adamant followers of this Bullshijitsu Cult and was forced to take lessons in this Bullshijitsu instead of being allowed to participate in legitimate martial art styles or traditional sports.
No, it looks like Samantha sound pretty genuine. In particular, when she said”flip him” there was urgency in her tone
@@MMAWARRIOR20 She’s a good actress. 🤷♂️
@@ThatGuy182545 Yeah, seems like she is just doing it to make her Parent(s) who are Followers of this Bullshijustu Cult happy. Many Child Actors are coerced into performing so their Parent(s) can make money off the Child.
9:59 I think the best part about this is he's supposed to be this martial artist expert, but he's winded and tired just from putting on this simple demonstration
How can a man keep his cardio strong when he wins every fight in 2 seconds??
Bro was winded from walking up to the mic.
@@ransakreject5221 I cant dude xD
So, I'm asthmatic and I've had a chest infection, and I've been coughing up gunk for a couple of months and I'm still less short of breath than this martial arts master. Oh, I think I'm older than him too.
well he received a full chi blast 😂
You're not the one that gets a hadouken to the chest every day at martial arts class, mate
He's gonna be a DLC character for Mortal Kombat
I wish, would be an improvement.
his power: consume soul....with side of gravy
Looks like the knights who say NI were on to something
This was humorous. I laughed out loud along with Metatron several times.
he knows his bullshido very well
Steven Segal : a challenger approaches me?
is this a succulent chinese meal reference? 😮
@@Zer0Spinn yes :D
@@S_047 waddle waddle
He also does look like someone that is enjoying a succulent chinese meal..too often
7:42 That’s, where the word: ”Homie” comes from: ”Homies always come back.” 😅.
I was killed by a Turtle using energy beams once.
I was that turtle. Sorry! Totally dropped my nunchuks on the death ray. Glad you got better! Cowabunga.
@@oldmantwofour5561That cannot be.
I saw that Kame and he had a long goaty.
✌🏻🐢😶🐒🥕🩲🐷🐺🐱👀👁️🧟♀️
His art is certainly keeping him in great shape.
He doesn't look like a 7th degree black belt in taikwondo. Thai take out maybe 🤔
HADŌKEN! 🗣🔥🔥🔥
el gordo tiene enfermedad de hígado gordo , jajaja que comico. saludos Ibero
Kamehamehaaaa🗣️ 💥💥💥
15:49 "My teacher is grandmaster George Dillman."
Me: "That explains everything." XD
For those that don't know, George Dillman is pretty much everything this guy is and more. He's been the subject of many bullshido videos.
Imagine how dangerous this man would be if he said ''Ni'' instead of ''Me'', that would kill everyone in that room
Steven Seagal would leave his secretary alone for a minute to acquire these masterful skills.
Nah the way they rolled him over like a log in the woods is diabolical 💀
He looks like his deadliest technique is the 7th degree martial fart.
@14:59 took me out! FUS-ROH-DAH!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Metatron, obviously ,she is the chosen one, the Dragon born if you will.
4:30 Andy is his catcher!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I am laughing so hard right now! Flip 'im!
I thought he was going to have a heart attack.
😂😂😂😂
“Energy projection and sound”
Isn’t that what Graham Hancock said could have been used to build the pyramids?
I like when a reporter went up against one of these guys and he tried his voodoo and obviously since she wasn't one of his students she didn't pretend to fall over. He said something like she was biting her cheek or something like that and that made it not work.
Bas Rutten back in the day used to have a show and they had one of those kind of guys on and he tried the guy to get him to do it. He gave some excuse of you have to believe for it to work.
Scame hame ha
Edit: i didn't realize he also mastered the thuum
@6:30 - the wheezy death breath is strong in this one. "Hooooooh!"
I'm a bit worried for him, she has to be careful with the voice, might actually knock him out😂
He learned it from The Knights Who Say "Ni" at the Kumite. His fee was shrubbery.
The part of sumo he got right is the belly😂😂
Comparing with Sensei Seth, that's pretty much the only part of sumo this guy got :)
Poor Samantha really doesn’t want to be there. Lol.
Ah yes, the ancient art of Bullshido, very sacred....
He must be part of the "Knights that say ME." 🤣
Guy watched Remo Williams and became a lethal weapon.
She looks like she doesn't even want to be there
This guy is one of George Dillman's disciples.
explains why he is so powerful! steven seagull has no chance against the dillman clan!
That's why they kept the chairs separated. To individually question them. FLIP HIM!
I like that he calls it art, and not martial art.
the sounds seemed to be taking effect before they were actually made lol
if you say MI HO they become your child
Almost, it's "Mi Hijo" ^^
😂
Hello, regarding your question @3:55 the answer would be pain + moving way faster than she did. However there are more efficient and also non-violent ways of getting out of those grabs (which do happen just not in the context most most people think when self defense is mentioned). I haven't watched the whole video yet but, considering your introduction this was probably the only one scene (or concept) that wasn't BS.
He probably used those secret jutsu in the Kumite.
Flippem! 😂😂😂
The Hadoken is considered a lethal weapon in North Korea, and North Sentinel Island...
It's true...
I think
She looks like she’s being held hostage.
"Mijo" pronounced (Mi-ho) in Spanish means young boy or baby boy. So Spanish mother's been using eastern magic to make their children come. Here I thought it was the chancla
Is an abbreviation for mi hijo, literally my son.
It's either one or the other, those two don't work together cause once the chancla starts speaking mom uses different words too, not "mijo".
First thing I thought of! 😂
Yeah.... se dice mijo... mi hijo!!!
This is "mi hijo'...short for "this is my son"... short like "for sure = fosho"
In the streets u see a young boi...u can say...whats up mijo...but he's not your son....its like ..."wutup son"
Use the reverse card and yell 'Homie!" I've heard that before.
"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'
And we also do martial arts.
🤣🤣🤣
The ultimate test is how good is the technique against a non compliant fully resistant opponent. We see here a completely compliant and completely nonresistant opponent.
Plus This guy did 2 things and he's already winded.
Chun Li:
"Ken, can I ask you a question?"
Ken:
"SURE YOU CAN!!!"
"Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!"
SONI-SONI-SONIC BOOM!
HA-oh shit hold on. Aaaggghhhh-DOUKEN!!!
KamekameHA
@@noneatall9060 Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
@@rhetorical1488 Omae wa mou Shindeiru
@@markzuckergecko621 Omae wa mou Shindeiru
I'm still laughing about the term "bullshido"...never heard that until today....Metatron.....I CAN'T 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
There are quite a few channels dedicated on showing all kinds of bullshido content. Hilarious as all hell.
How old are you
I swear, americans saw the Mawashi Uke ONCE and its like their minds couldn't comprehend it.
This is the highest level of bullshido I have ever seen capable of protecting three people from dying of embarrassment at once
maybe this explains the powerful "Knights of Ni" in Monty Python, Holy Grail movie. ...
I needed a laugh today thank you Metatron you did not disappoint
That girl needs her money back
You really don't understand! After de Mii and Hooo, what you have witnessed is not see a Shinku hadoken, it's a HaaoW. And Flipem is a submission technic. The secrect is to be always out of breath to become a master in whatever this shiiiiat is. Very impressive ^-^ Oh and by the way the grand grand master from Okinawa that though his grand master is non other than Mr Miyagi :p
Me 23 seconds in - what is Metatron reacting to today. WTF!
Dude almost lost to air. He was fighting for his breath before he started talking.
Y'all laughing but the move was once banned across multiple states including Michigan and Alabama. Trust me. That's my source.
They won't let this in the ufc because it's too deadly.
I met a similar bullshido artist at a martial arts convention once; the notorious George Dillman. He's he man who talked about nullifying projected energy by having one's "tongue in the right position" or something equally asinine. He tried to tell us that all karate techniques were mistakenly demonstrated as strikes, but that he alone discovered that they were actually pressure point manipulation techniques!
To quote a sage: "What a maroon!"
Thank You Dear Sir,
I realy learned a lot today!
😂😂😂
Steven Segal is also a master of this most dangerous martial art.
THE master
You almost lost me at 2:45. At least you started laughing soon enough.
Was that a Hadoken or a Curse-ye-hameha?
Think of all the shenanigans you can do by screaming HEY HOMIE!
priceless
This kind of stuff is really interesting, there are true believers in this crap, that's what keeps it rolling. Most of them are just in on the take together, like pro wrestling, but there are people who "believe" so hard that they actually get knocked out, or at least think they did. I dunno. Something like that. That's why it's so interesting, I have no idea how it works.
They remind me of the people in those whacko church's where some charismatic priest dude smacks another person on the head or what have you...and then suddenly they start screaming gibberish and flopping around on the floor... and no longer have back pain or vision problems or whatever. Haha.
@@joshcline8764 yea it's crazy. And like I said, people really believe it. If they didn't, it wouldn't exist, because nobody would care. The people actually on the stage are probably in on the take, but probably not all of them. The power of suggestion is real, I don't doubt that there are people who have actually been "cured" because they thought they were cured. Maybe it was never real in the first place, I'm not gonna pretend to understand it, that's why it's so interesting.
5:01 - So, he is the actual: "Knight who says me".
Who's more deluded, the guy who proposes this "martial arts moves" or the guy who thinks this show can make anyone a star?
He was hoping it'd make him a start by farming lolcows
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Why do so many American strip-mall Karottey studio "masters" always have a huge gut? Is that where they store their Chi?
Like Kung fu panda
I think they meant “Donkey!” That wouldve worked better.
Don't worry his mighty super saiyan chi attack can be easily nulife by using ancien bullshido technick, moving your thumbs up and down xD
Looks like he has found a truly undefeatable opponent tapping into this technique. The dinner bell.
This is painful to watch!
Grandpa made few moves and can't even catch his breath. True master.