Can Eastern Infantries Beat Screeching Women in OG Rome: Total War?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มิ.ย. 2024
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How Screeching Women fare against Eastern Infantries in OG Rome: Total War?
Combatants: 1 x Screeching Women vs. 1 x Eastern Infantry (5 pairs)
Terrain: Grasslands
Players: Both sides are controlled by human player
Tactics: Tactics ARE NOT Allowed
You can make guess about the battle result in the poll that is posted before the video, or in the comment field below. :)
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Unarmored women without shields versus a formation of men with long spears and huge shields. Obviously, the women win. They are wearing the types of armor women in rpg video games wear, that covers nothing yet is more effective than plate. You fools! You thought you could just impale their fragile exposed flesh, but you didn't anticipate video game logic! Also the pajama men are made out of gelatin that is barely holding a vaguely humanoid form. The shields are purely for show, and the vibration of the movement of the tectonic plates is enough to cause them to spontaneously disintegrate.
They have the RPG stats for sure!
@@josephpaul0484 They even level up with experience.
Haha :D Perhaps the screeching caused some additional vibrations hastening the disintegration. Thanks for the comment.
Also there's half again as many men as there are women.
Eastern infantry vs blind mute quadriplegic legionary when?
I think the legions would still win somehow
Hmm. Once I find a proper mod ;D Thanks for the comment.
Screeching women: "looks like meats back on the menu girls!"
:D Well put. Thanks for the comment.
I knew screeching women had good attack and charge, I didn’t realize their morale was so good. Same as sacred band and legionary cohort xD
Yea, that is quite a morale :D Thanks for the comment.
In raw numbers yes but they have the hidden "low" mental stat like peasants and other weak units which makes em very susceptible to morale shocks
The pajama wars.
Indeed :) Thanks for the comment.
Screeching Women looked like they just left the kitchen with their attire. Using their weapon of choice, the Meat Clever that's used to prepare the meat for cooking.
Don't forget the special ability, the Karen Scream.
That's why our beloved Pajama Men lost
Well put :) Thanks for the comment.
Me too, they always looked like stereotypical 1950s American housewives in the old graphics which made them all the funnier.
@@rorschach1985ify :D Thanks for the comment.
The Pajama boys probably were told to sleep by the “Germania” Screeching Women as they’re like mothers 😂
Probably :D Thanks for the comment.
Screeching Women only campaign when?
That is a tempting, except I don't have the patience to listen to the screeching hours long :) Thanks for the comment.
.... seriously, this was one of the units I thought the pajamamen would actually defeat without the women chanting. How utterly horrifying.
Well, the women did chant. Perhaps that is the saving grace for Eastern Infantry :) Thanks for the comment.
Infantrymen with spears and shields vs unarmored women with knives. The spearmen get stomped.
No wonder Eastern Infantry is a meme. They’re actually worse than peasants in my opinion, because at least you don’t have any expectations for peasants to do anything but buy time for other units. EI just let you down in the easiest situations.
At least they can handle low tier cavalry… sometimes. They could actually do their job and hold the line if they didn’t break instantly. They’re entirely reliant on inspirational generals due to their atrocious morale.
That summarizes it rather well :) Thanks for the comment.
pink pjama bois only campaign pls ^^
I think Melkor has done one
Already done ;D Link to the playlist below:
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@@infantilepillock1687 Me too! :D Link to the playlist below: th-cam.com/play/PLzgwn6yANNZzYxnsDV-2PPAVZzxXgEzG1.html
Thanks for the comment.
@@qualityoldgames7721 I am sorry, how could I have forgotten...
@@infantilepillock1687 No problem :)
desert axemen vs axemen
Good idea.
Thanks for the suggestion. I will add that to To-Do list :)
I think the only way Eastern Infantry would consistently win is if they fought in closer quarters, in a deeper-ranked formation. Letting less of the women connect with a charge, in doing so. Probably by fighting in a street or against some kind of obstacle. They would have to grind it out, using their superior numbers and letting their more defensive oriented statline kick in. Fighting in the desert would also really help. The problem is that the minute a screeching woman starts screeching, they would probably rout. Still, I think it's possible for them to win under different circumstances. One of the units even won here. Likely because the women got a bad charge...somehow. Because they were able to preserve their numbers. The charge and formation is the key to this matchup.
Sounds reasonable :) Thanks for the comment.
Eastern Infantry vs Children next
Thanks for the comment. Better not to teach them bad manners :)
Since Berserker Germania is Most Fantasy Army for Rome Total War
Pretty much. Bronze-age Egypt is also a good contender :) Thanks for the comment.
Morale aside surprisingly well matched. The pathetic 3 attack (iirc spears against infantry are at -2?) is getting a pass here due to that 1 armour of the women. But then their decent defense (relative to the women here) is completely negated by the womens impressive own attack.
So it just came down to their abysmal morale and the one unit that stuck it out won 👀
Well put :) Thanks for the comment.
Screeching Women vs Amazon Chariot?
Time to choose the strongest womans !
Thanks for the suggestion. I will add that to To-Do list :)
@@qualityoldgames7721 I also mr bot.
Chosen Axemen vs Seleucid Cav
Thanks for the suggestion. I will add that to To-Do list :)
Are eastern mercenaries worse than eastern infantry? Mercenary copies usually have lower stats
I think their stats are similar or a bit worse for the mercs. The plan is to make real thing vs. merc comparison vid at some point :) Thanks for the comment.
The next question, can eastern infantry beat druids.
Thanks for the comment. I doubt it but I will add that to To-Do list :)
NOOO PIJAMA BOYS NOOOOOOOOO
Yep, poor pajamas :) Thanks for the comment.
At this point, there is no need to make vids with them at all
Except for memes maybe
You are probably right :) Thanks for the comment.
Every video with the pink, pyjama troopers is a meme in itself :D
Eastern infantry can lose from any position. I think even town watch, barbarian peasants, and trident peasants can beat them
Thanks for the comment. Actually, imo all of those have been tested and Eastern Infantry did rather well :)
Please pajama bois please..... facepalm
:D Thanks for the comment.
Eastern infantry vs training dummy.
Perhaps that would be too embarrassing :D Thanks for the comment.
Ok , that's embarrassing 😂😂😂😂
Indeed :) Thanks for the comment.
The Pyjama boys are so bad. Seriously why would you ever build them. They cant win against nothing even peasents are better since they are cheaper
Well, you can actually beat the campaign with them :) Thanks for the comment.
Hahahhaha they lost to women.
Well, they were quite screechy women :) Thanks for the comment.