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Noticed you rated Strzelcy as #1 overall. Playing a Polish campaign now with mobile hordes of Polish Nobles and Strzelcy, supported by a few melee cav and good SPIES. I think Poland's early to mid game roster is BRUTAL if used well. Even though the dismounted Polish Nobles are nothing to write home about, at least they are easily available very early and...not terrible at all. How did Boyar's sons get rated higher than PN's, cost/maintenance? I am utterly destroying them in my current campaign.

It's kinda hilarious, that the best horse archers are also the only horse archers available to France. Like seriously, they are the only faction in the game that asked "What if we combined mobility of horse archers with armour piercing of longbows?"

Yeah...France is, IMO, pretty overpowered. Sometimes it can be rather desperate early on, especially if you play a slack diplomatic game (although I find them to be widely disliked early) but... Once you get over the hump those rich, fertile lands and a strange mix of nice late game units like Scots Guard longbowmen, aventurier and...these ridiculous monstrosities can really turn them into a behemoth. Mounted longbowmen? Was that really a thing? All I want to know is why can't "scrape along Scotland" get Scots guard archers. Their roster sux, LOL!

this video is more like Can Lithoboloi murder stationary targets?

Ok , that's embarrassing 😂😂😂😂

Infantrymen with spears and shields vs unarmored women with knives. The spearmen get stomped. No wonder Eastern Infantry is a meme. They’re actually worse than peasants in my opinion, because at least you don’t have any expectations for peasants to do anything but buy time for other units. EI just let you down in the easiest situations. At least they can handle low tier cavalry… sometimes. They could actually do their job and hold the line if they didn’t break instantly. They’re entirely reliant on inspirational generals due to their atrocious morale.

Pink pajama people vs hysterical german girls ended with a mystery meat meal prepared with the womens' meat cleavers.

Chosen Axemen vs Seleucid Cav

The next question, can eastern infantry beat druids.

I think the only way Eastern Infantry would consistently win is if they fought in closer quarters, in a deeper-ranked formation. Letting less of the women connect with a charge, in doing so. Probably by fighting in a street or against some kind of obstacle. They would have to grind it out, using their superior numbers and letting their more defensive oriented statline kick in. Fighting in the desert would also really help. The problem is that the minute a screeching woman starts screeching, they would probably rout. Still, I think it's possible for them to win under different circumstances. One of the units even won here. Likely because the women got a bad charge...somehow. Because they were able to preserve their numbers. The charge and formation is the key to this matchup.

Please pajama bois please..... facepalm

Morale aside surprisingly well matched. The pathetic 3 attack (iirc spears against infantry are at -2?) is getting a pass here due to that 1 armour of the women. But then their decent defense (relative to the women here) is completely negated by the womens impressive own attack. So it just came down to their abysmal morale and the one unit that stuck it out won 👀

Eastern infantry vs training dummy.

Screeching Women vs Amazon Chariot? Time to choose the strongest womans !

.... seriously, this was one of the units I thought the pajamamen would actually defeat without the women chanting. How utterly horrifying.

The pajama wars.

At this point, there is no need to make vids with them at all Except for memes maybe

The Pyjama boys are so bad. Seriously why would you ever build them. They cant win against nothing even peasents are better since they are cheaper

Pretty accurate of English men vs Johnny foreigners

Hahahhaha they lost to women.

The berbers seem like one of the hardest if not the hardest

Screeching women: "looks like meats back on the menu girls!"

Eastern infantry have standards: no women or children. No men either, but still no women or children.

Try using mods like such -Mundus Magnus (for BI) (map from Iberia to eatern perisia with lot of new cities) -Barbarus Mundi) (map with lot of new cities from Ireland to Eastern India) both mods gives lot of money (for the number of regions they offer, Ireland alone has 4 territories, the number of all the british isles in vanilla combined) and can survive well with 2-3 armies with only the British isles. You should really try those mods its worth it and very underrated (no one ever made a gameplay on these 2 mods) Playing as the Celts is very recommended as you started isolated you do not feel the hordes. Unfortunately the WRE allies itself with its arch enemies and is Super Powerful and is almost immune to Western Roman Rebels) I can't recommend this mod enough. I would really love you make a serie on it Steam workshop, Barbarus Mundi Mod

I knew screeching women had good attack and charge, I didn’t realize their morale was so good. Same as sacred band and legionary cohort xD

The Pajama boys probably were told to sleep by the “Germania” Screeching Women as they’re like mothers 😂

Screeching Women looked like they just left the kitchen with their attire. Using their weapon of choice, the Meat Clever that's used to prepare the meat for cooking. Don't forget the special ability, the Karen Scream. That's why our beloved Pajama Men lost

Eastern infantry can lose from any position. I think even town watch, barbarian peasants, and trident peasants can beat them

pink pjama bois only campaign pls ^^

desert axemen vs axemen

Eastern infantry vs blind mute quadriplegic legionary when?

Unarmored women without shields versus a formation of men with long spears and huge shields. Obviously, the women win. They are wearing the types of armor women in rpg video games wear, that covers nothing yet is more effective than plate. You fools! You thought you could just impale their fragile exposed flesh, but you didn't anticipate video game logic! Also the pajama men are made out of gelatin that is barely holding a vaguely humanoid form. The shields are purely for show, and the vibration of the movement of the tectonic plates is enough to cause them to spontaneously disintegrate.

NOOO PIJAMA BOYS NOOOOOOOOO

Screeching Women only campaign when?

One added downside to the Curia is the time it takes to build. Players pivoting to constructing public order buildings are often reacting to a public order crisis. If you have to wait seven turns to get a +5% to public order, that's useless, because the population will already have revolted if that's what you're banking on. If you're building curia's to manage public order (having gone through literally everything else) then you're in trouble. (I would've thought the temple line would get most cities under control.)

An average defeat to lose half of your army lmao

I thought the units would attack simultaneously

I was confident and correct in the manner the Axemen would lose. Little did I know it would be to this extent. 14 is crazy even in my eyes.