KSP: Absurd Contraptions - Return Cannon
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2013
- Remember the Kerbals from First Time in 0.21 who got stuck on the Mün? Well I went back to rescue them! Poor guys.
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Music (in order):
Feeling Good - Kevin MacLeod
Fig Leaf Rag - Kevin MacLeod
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Outro music: Simon Viklund - Power Plant (Bionic Commando Rearmed OST)
Game: Kerbal Space Program (kerbalspaceprogram.com/)
Version in video: 0.21.1 - เกม
"Somehow get it to the Mun" That's just gold.
Vedran Noneofyourbusiness Just use a communism sized rocket.
No.. use my small rocket!
use vesselmover?
Use hyper ed....
Ehhh....
High tech and simple element zero warp drive
@@choppership465 you can use the debug menu and do a roundevue in the bottom of the "set orbit" tab
To rescue 2 Kerbals, a lot of Kerbals went KIA. The operation was a success, though these 2 Kerbals are KIA too.
Just another day at the office.
TechNoirMK lel
Saving private kerman
I counted, and at least 7 kerbals died in testing.
so all together there was a profit of -5 kerbals
Paul Smith success in my books
Beep bweeeeep
@@nottherealpaulsmith lmao profit
I put a kerbal into orbit with the sun... and he's been there for 10 years
*****
I made a solar station at the sun...OH THE IRONY
nerfinator6 Yea... well I just landed on the moon... I just started playing ok, sue me haha.
nerfinator6
I MADE the sun. >:]
***** Probably not long. He's a taco, it was probably a flaming shit.
Phoenix Wright Dude you're sick. No.
"Don't see shit". That's a crucial step to doing this thing correct. Remember kids
Your opinion is duly noted
if its day outside then just close your eyes
John - I noted that
Because using a regular rocket was too mainstream...
br54jr hipsters these days....
they are overrated and anyway....
WHO NEEDS ROCKET WHEN WE HAVE CANNONS?!
A rocket is just a reverse cannon
Hipster Space Industries
You mean it was too mainsail? ..... dont worry. I hate the pun too
I think my favorite instruction is simply, "Do orbital stuff". Lol.
mine is "don't see shit"
mine is "realise you forgot the other pod!"
mine is "realise you forgot the other pod!"
or perhaps "wonder why the hell you just did that"
Nah best one is "use your local mass relay" XD
Design flaw: It sucks. Absolutely hilarious
Its too succulent.
Many bothans died to bring those two kerbals back.
That's the last time we use bothans....
Sent some bothans to get me a sandwich one time
all dead
Made the bothans cook.
All dead and there was a fire
What is a bothan?
Red_Jacket what is a bothan
Lance Stinson It’s a reference to a line in Star Wars: Return if the Jedi where Mon Mothma randomly refers to many Bothans dying to get them some piece of information, which winds up being a complete non-sequitur due to that being the only mention of Bothans.
This is possibly the kind of stuff I'd like to see from Danny more often: While bugs and glitches are fun, sometimes something crazy that works and provides a useful function is much cooler.
I think Glados and Danny would make a great couple.
Until they caught each other at the exact same time with him planting C4 around her and her adding sediment-shaped sediment and fish-shaped strychnine, arsenic and cyanide to his birthday cake.
***** but... the cake is a lie?!
Maxim Van Daele
Shhh... We've gotten past this by now.
Maxim Van Daele HOOPY. THE. HOOP.
Rodfaj90
I like the reichtangle avatar, by the way.
Wow a new method of space travel that actuelly works... AND DANNY INVENTED IT!
IS THIS POSSIBLE?
*****
Then Who was phone?
TheFerrara44 I dont know.
its a space cannon. however the concept even though possible... the velocity was too low to escape the atmosphere. let alone achieve orbit.
丁子城 Physx happens man.
"Mass relay" is so darn neat that i almost died of laughter!
and for some reason whenever you need one one is nearby.. :D
He probably has one in orbit of every planet
"Sit, good cannon"
-Danny
Now see THIS is how the astronauts on Apollo 13 should have gotten home by
Apollo 13 never happened
Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb he used it in space.
Space isn't real. Obama built the earth inside of a building.
Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb *gasp*
+Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb how did he manage to do that
"I think I've noticed a design flaw: It sucks."
top-tier quote
Danny2462 is not a victimless crime. Donate to save innocent kerbals.
Don't worry it will be all over soon... - points gun at his head -
Minecraftpilot one next mAnned Duna mission, not gun
Edit: how'd i get a capitol A
Cameron Johnson with a rocket? loaded with kerbals?
Nuuuu
Commissar_Dan,
It’s for the greater good...
I have no idea how this just popped into my recommendations again here in 2022 but OH GOD the nostalgia.
I'm sure NASA has already contacted you?
LakeBodomsReaper,
It worked in ksp...
"We will pay you a huge salary for the exclusive position of staying the fuck away from us"
So has JAXA, Roscosmos, ESA, Spacex, Blue origin, Virgin Galactic, and every other space organization around. They all said exactly what Evonix said.
Dominic Hines Csa (Canada) and Rocket Lab
Reality = Burnt to death.
"Lazy solutions always work!
Except when they don't"
-Danny2462
So let me get this straight, you're trying to Rescue a stranded Kerbal but how many Kerbals died during the testing of this cannon? hahaha.
7. I counted. Ik this is 7 years late, but I don't care.
@@nikkiofthevalley actually, 7 years late, not 5
@@Dicaso9 yea, I was dumb..
@@nikkiofthevalley mafs
@@Dicaso9 lol
I love how this guy made a cannon when he could've made a simple plane or rocket with a grabber arm. XD That's why I love these kind of videos. Great job on the cannon idea. Super original (no sarcasm for real)
Check out his channel; Danny is a prodigy of unnecessary but entertaining contraptionry.
i absolutely love how you showed the different stages and versions of your build, makes it much more interesting to watch rather than seeing the final version straight away :)
''your local mass relay'' *MASS EFFECT REFERENCE!!!!*
Mass Relay ala Danny still better :D
no...
Holiday Miner yes...
HolidayTheLeek yes...
he only broke the game once, something is not right here...
"Die of hypothermia"
Dude.
They are in a spacesuit !
This... is Danny. Do you really expect to see seriousness on here?
hypothermia wont kill them, their space suits make sure of that
now go build a boat to rescue them!
they will die of thirst :P
Nathanael Vetters this game doesnt have that a s a thing, so no
unless you get life support mod.
also, temperature isn't really a thing either, unless they're burning up.
What if I: 9: Saw shit? 10: Tried to land in Daylight?
You would summon the Space Kraken and then you would have a bad day.
k
ThatOneEpicGuy What?
I love this vid I watched it like 10 it,es now I mean who else could build A FREAKING CANNON instead of just taking off but not Danny go to do it his way and that’s why he’s a legend
Lmao I got an ad involving space before this video. Please, youtube. Don't do this.
How did you get an ad involving SPACE? Is nasa collecting donations now? stfu
+Sir Maxeer it was an ad for like boeing or something. I don't remember the exact company, but it involved space, and it was entertaining.
Ethan Ringel
Isn't boeing a plane type?
+Sir Maxeer aerospace.
Ethan Ringel I got an ad about the new spider man movie, so I wasn't bothered that much.
My neighbors think i'm watching a vintage porno.
lol
Lmao
Kopuz How is this any different?
so.. this isnt a porno??
Tell them to wach this shit with you
These vids are AMAZING!
Why don't they just make rockets out of the space suits!?!? There indestructible!
Hypercharge I know!
you are really lucky that grammar nazis havnt struck you they might even strike me
Hypercharge Their
@@alexwang982 why do you care how he said what he said ? you still could understand what he said, he didnt say "sfdghfj"
@@lemonandgaming6013
Necro much? That comment's from 3 months ago
Did anyone notice the spelling mistake in testing of the cannon (oribot instead of orbit)
Spare G+ Account Yup
3:11 Oribt? :P
Chickenkeeper OMG I THINK YOUR TIMESTAMP EXPIRED
3:11
Nexim
Lol yeah
Nexim that can happen?!
@@Enderia2 I didn't know it could either!
Ha! This was awesome. "Somehow get it to the mun" laughed way more than I should have.
Every videos of yours that I watch, you just come up with THE BEST engineering solutions. My Turnipy hat off to you, sir!
This guy would have a hayday in Mount & Blade...
'I think i have noticed a design flaw: it sucks' lololo
danny is probably the only person who can build a space program around cannons
and succeed
Now we just need to make a cannon to get them there; the future of Kerbal space travel will become a series of cannons a la Donkey Kong.
Ksp: Absurd Contraptions - Mass Relays (missiles optional) please
Damn nasa should take lessons from this guy
Danny videos are rare treats and that makes them even better because we don't take them for granted.
Those were the funniest captions I have seen in a long time :D Great video!
Danny... you aren't very friendly or in any way shape or form helpful to your Kerbal subordinates... May I ask, that you make some kind of space apartment block, with a special room designed for entertainment and another for jobs for pay, such as piloting a lander for Science, etc. etc. etc. With a special Kraken room as your pride and joy! And as a prize for making such a sprawling city! Best of both worlds!
aww man i missed watching you
Fucking hell 6 years ago! Man, 0.21 doesn’t not feel like it came from so long ago!
YUSSS A NEW DANNY VIDEO!!! always makes my day when i see one! thanks!
Attaching engines to the cannon ball kinda means its more like a rocket launcher instead of a cannon. Great video nonetheless!
More like launch pods
"Lets see if we can make it reusable"
And hence forth, Elon Musk became known to the world.
LOVE IT DANNY! as always you can find hilarious ways to do something shockingly simple
Oh man, hilarious captions! Subscribed! (Thanks Scott for mentioning this guy...)
I highly recommend that you play FSX.
YESSSSS
+Danny2462
Yup.
I don't think he'd post it on this channel
Whats your outro song?
+Quantum Leauge Outro music: Simon Viklund - Power Plant (Bionic Commando Rearmed OST) try looking in the description next time
You just made my day 3X happier. Thanks! :D
not even kerbals would dislike danny, he is probably one of the funniest youtuber s that does KSP
How did you get that to the Mun? :o
I have saw people get to evee and I have never made it to the mun!!!
MrxFivexAlive I've never made it to an orbit.
It's taken me like half a year of attempts to get into Orbit. I can do it now, though. You need to be conservative of fuel.
AwesomeRage15 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Orbit settings.
I can't be the only person who wants the cannon from 2:48 to be in a "Spiritwolf"kind of thing.
That was just awesome! You had me entertained through the whole video
Danny, your videos are absurd... and I LOVE IT!
Haha, LOVE your absurd creations videos x)
Your videos cheer me up so much. Thank you :D
ah yes danny's good ol ksp videos
And so became the story of the Mass Relay.
Danny, thank you soo much for doing everything you do and wreaking havoc against the Kerbals and all of the solar system. Keep it up. Love AdzAdz7, a loyal fan.
3:09 "Although,"
"It won't get them into O R I B T"
Really liked this video! Laughed really hard at number 15! xD
6 years later and im still watching this shit
The guy at the kerbal space center doing the paperwork for everything: "We dont need a satelite dish to scan the planet, we can use a kerbal with a heat sensing camera. Its cheaper."
How they get the kerbal into space in the first place: Using a rocket that costs more than everything costs that they have combined
Despite not using voice it's still brilliant. Many props
Dear Danny,
you are awesome. I can't emphasize this enough. That is all.
Danny still has the best ksp videos
*escape pod crashes into ground*
Danny2462: "Much Better!"
I never laughed so hard with videos, i would hug you. Thanks!
Thank you TH-cam recommendations
2 Kerbals made it home in time for tea because of your effots Danny. Bravo.
The commentary was so fun! :D
I'd contest that.
Some people stop when they hit the planet.
Danny destroys it.
Yaaay! Another video by Danny! :D
This Video was the reason to get into KSP for me thank you! This canon system remind me of a german fairy tale that I love: Peterchens Mondfahrt.
3:45 You know you're in for a ride when the button to get on the escape pod is "F"
Love it as always, Danny! ROFLCOPTORING and shut! Keep up the great work!!!!!! :) :) :) :)
Much nostalgia from this channel.
"I have noticed a design flaw. It sucks."
best thing ever
So inspiring. Thank you.
Thanks for the Birthday Present danny!
This is definitely the most efficient way to recover your Kerbals from the moon
This single can and a half-tonne tank with two tiny engines are enough to get to low Mün orbit, and with a bit more fuel you can reenter Kerbin atmo. Anyway, fun to watch.
Step 9, a vital part of any Kerbal launch.
Damn this brings back memories.
if Danny says something is "absurd", you know you are in for a good time.
Never gets old...
That was awesome. Skipped all the boring parts too. 10/10
This guy is really good at KSP and really needs some way to get more subscribers.
7 months since last comment. This used to be my favorite ksp video
Danny: Drop kicks an old lady
Also Danny: F o r
§iēnce
Let the arms race begin, manned missiles optional...
Now I need to build a mass relay.... DAMN YOU DANNY2462!
yet another great video!
god so funny and so good "Is this a good test" lol. Thank you for making this