People will label like anyone that owns a cat as a crazy cat person lol I don’t understand why only cat people get labeled crazy cause pet owners in general will do some cringe shit with their pets it’s not cat exclusive
@@ettinakitten5047literally my first thought. No one bats an eye if a dog sleeps in your bed, eats at the same time as you, goes for walks, etc. But because it's with a cat now it's weird?
@@FortuitousOwl It’s the same with many many other things too. Racial, cultural, etc. and I bet everyone commenting is guilty of doing the same exact thing, just a different topic. Just giving a different perspective. This happens with all topics, not just people with cats. Like a stereotype..
I mean, people can be many things lol Why do yall always have to label everything? Like you think people can only be one thing. There is no gray area, everything is always black and white with you people.
13:24 Courtney saying, "WE have art". Implying the way Shayne and her decorate their place😭🥹 WHY DIDNT I CATCH THIS BEFORE!!! Congrats to the newlyweds!!!!🎉❤
Omg, you've talked to adults in baby talk before that they're relieved you channel it onto your dog? Like, I can do weird things too but I do not understand what makes an adult talk baby talk to other adults.
I bet she was raised rich whilst he probably had some sort of food insecurity and/or raised in a family that used up all of the leftovers. Because I seriously can't find a valid reason for Half a roast equalling to 'table scraps'.
It would be mind boggling if that's what they did, but it isn't. Half was left, and they took a quarter, so that's an eighth of the roast, and they ate half just the two of them, so that really isn't much. She should have asked first but he's a weirdo.
Shayne bringing up the fact that many people inadvertently connect physically unattractive traits to conventionally awful people, was so unexpected and heartwarming. We need to deconstruct this way of thinking and just learn to say when people are ugly in the hearts than anywhere else that doesn’t matter
Yeah, and that kind of sentiment is so common too! Like I see the "this is how you age when you're unproblematic" statement about young-looking celebrities all the time, and I understand that it's supposed to be lighthearted, but I just don't think that connecting wrinkles and other signs of physical aging to being a bad person is a good idea. People "age well" because of genetics and because they're rich enough to afford cosmetic procedures and expensive skincare, not because they're "unproblematic".
@@Gya..That's pretty valid since those kinds of criticisms are 1. things they can control 2. their choice (read: fault) If your hair is thinning and you try to bleach it platinum, the result is on you and fair game. If you abuse tanning spray salons to the point that you're an oompa loompa that's fair game. The fact that this is his consistent appearance means it wasn't a tragic accident or something gone wrong that he fixed two months later. He *_prefers_* to look like some unfortunate child at their local halloween hayride put a red tie on a pumpkin-faced scarecrow, causing it to come to life Frosty the Snowman style. Knocking someone's conscious decision >>>>> insulting a physical feature they can't change.
I've been around all my young nieces and nephews, and of course a lot of puppies because of work. I do this ALL the time and never realized until my boss joked about it. Worked out tho, since me doing it influenced her and my coworkers 😂
When OP said cat obsession, I thought he meant his girlfriend had 20 cats and an excessive amount of cat decor. She doesn't though. She has one cat. They've been together for 10 years. He described a perfect normal pet relationship. The cat is a part of the family. I work with cats through my job and have met cat obsessive people who are genuinely obsessed with their cats. His girlfriend is definitely not one of those people. Putting my pet with the luggage would also be a big no for me, regardless if they're elderly or not. Pets have died in there.
I havent had my cat a year yet, haven't travelled with him either and the idea of cat with luggage is absolutely crazy. Living thing, fragile thing. it's like putting a toddler with the luggage. Yes cats are more capable and independent than a toddler but it's a tiny living thing wtf how could u put it with LUGGAGE
Also him not understanding that a 10 year old cat *is* a geriatric cat and that stress can kill them at that age is a HUGE red flag. My cat is 15 and if anything happened to him I’d be crushed. We got him when I was 8 and he’s part of the family.
@@alisharahman2709 i recently moved with my cat from the bay area to DC and back for a summer internship and let me tell you: flying with pets is EXPENSIVE. My ticket was like $150-175 one-way. To get my cat one-way was >$300 after getting them screened by a vet, their ticket, the cost to bring them as carry-on baggage (despite the pet already having their own ticket...) and all the specific equipment the airlines require to bring them with you into the cabin (such as a specific type of carrier and clip-on food/water bowl for the carrier). My cat did surprisingly well with me in the cabin. However, I originally was planning to put him in cargo because 1) domestic flights are MUCH safer for pets than international flights, 2) i did my research and made sure my airline was safe, 3) my travel time was relatively short and 4) he is very loud and i was concerned about how that would impact the other passengers also 5) cargo is significantly less expensive than cabin. Ultimately I think pet owners that have invested that much time, effort, and money to figure out all of these obscure details clearly care about their pets and should be given some grace because we don't know their full situation such as how their pet behaves when travelling, or the options they actually have.
Finally!!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on this!!!! They were so good at the impression I almost thought they added some kind of cat noises to the convo, lol.
Same! I thought it was a great joke and I understood it even before he had to explain it lol. His having to explain it was kind of rough. Dorian Grey is a well-known story I was surprised at Courtney and Angela's response
In the words of Tommy, Shayne’s “a big, big guy who reads, and Tommy’s a big, stupid idiot who hasn’t picked up a book in a literal decade. He actually wrote that”
For the third story with the dog and table scraps, the fact that in THE SIMS when you are a guest at someone else's house, they get upset when you go through their refrigerator and tell you how wrong it is 🤣
Yooooo that shit was crazyyyyy!!! I canNOT believe she just took half of a fkn roast and fed it to her dog w/out asking her bf, just thought it was fine. Like who thinks like that?!?! That’s so much money you’re taking for dog food and a waste especially that could be a few days of meals
7yrs in a relationship, me and my boyfriend still ask each other before taking anything off of each other's plates. Not about being greedy with the food but about the respect to ask before taking.
Same 3yrs in and we still ask, and we’re long distance so when we’re at each other’s places we ask if we can have things from the other’s pantry/fridge
5 years here and we both still ask the other if they want the last of anything in the fridge and never take off each others plate unless the other offers. We both feel it's rude, so definitely relate
I bet you ANYTHING that the “table scraps” couple come from two different socioeconomic backgrounds. If he’s ever experienced food insecurity, that would explain how upset he got over the situation. And if she grew up in a family who could afford to just throw out leftovers (that hurts me to think about haha) it would partially explain why she thought that was okay and not a big deal.
It reminds me of how there are stories about people who come over for a huge dinner and take all the leftovers home without asking and sometimes when people haven't even finished eating. At the end of the day leftovers belong to the person who made the food, unless they offer them up.
I could definitely see that. But like they were saying, it'd be one thing if it was off her plate. A quarter of a roast is not "table scraps". And she just went into the fridge to get veggies for her dog too? Without asking? Imo, that's pretty inconsiderate.
@@TheDonkeyJote Crazy to me because if I was dating someone and we made our roast together, even a venison roast I hunted, and they gave it to their dog i'd find it SO endearing and wholesome and amazing as long as we enjoyed our meal. I felt like it was a fever dream that everyone seemed to agree she was the asshole, but it was her portion.... so if she would have just eaten it all herself she was totally fine, like if she had decided to eat that much roast suddenly she's not an asshole? Idk man.
when I ate a meal at one of my parents' friends' house and they threw away the leftovers afterwards, I was so shocked. my family is upper middle class and we live comfortably and we only ever throw out leftovers if they're moldy. it still blows my mind trying to imagine throwing out leftovers for no reason.
He was JEALOUS of a cat, and rather than admit to that, he tried to frame it as a problem SHE had. And she literally said the cat was her lifeline during darker days, which he dismissed. She gave a boundary he couldn't respect and gave her an ultimatum. Glad she stuck to her boundary.
I worked as a Butler for a mega-wealthy couple. She had just written a book about empowering women to use their 'feminine force'. She had a highly over-bred small dog who didn't thrive because of her regular long term travel. So we, the two Butlers, had to keep the dog happy and healthy. The senior Butler warned me to not get too close to the dog because if the dog had any preference for either of us, we'd be fired. This famous woman was promoting women's strength and power while being jealous of her dog's affections!
Some people genuinely develop unhealthy bonds with their pets though. But I'm pretty sure that has something to do with personality traits/disorders and anxiety, rather than it being exclusively related to pets.
@@leefi1bro the fucking upper classes are literally not in reality. Someone i knew in HS said they went trick or treating in this one rich rich neighborhood with a friend of his, only to find his friends dad had a loaded 12 gauge shotgun next to his door in case trick or treaters made him uncomfortable.
@@i.shuuya3231 So curious to know what a "unhealty bond with their pets" is to you, tho. because if the problem is that you want to be treated like the pet because you feel like i might love it more than you, you're gone from my life faster thhan the 10 seconds it took you to read this-
What really pissed me off about the cat story was the boyfriend diminishing the cat being her lifeline during depression. What some people fail to realize is that, a lot of times, when a depressed person says that about their pet, they don't just mean that they served as emotional support, they quite literally can mean that the pet is the only reason they haven't unalive themselves. That is actually very common, especially when you live alone. I certainly have gone through that period where the only thought that stoped me from ending things was knowing my cat would have no one to look after him. There would be no one to feed or take care of him. I know for a fact that the one thing that actually kept me alive was the ideia that my cat could die too without me around. I don't know if that was her case too, but I can't help but feel that this guy does not take mental health really seriously, it sounds like he just views therapy as a way to fix annoyances.
Hell, my cat interrupted me getting ready to do it. Twice. If you're at my house and you don't like my cat, ignore him. If you're mean to him in the slightest, you're leaving immediately and we're never speaking again.
@@Weird3nSky Your cats a literal life saver. While I haven't gone quite that far before, I know I never could bc of my fur babies. Hope you're in a better headspace ♥ And 100% Agree. Disrespect against that furry little legend (or any) should not be tolerated!
Yes! This was what got me. My cat is a huge emotional support for me. At times he does come first above my boyfriend because it's essentially putting myself first. If you aren't okay with a person's relation with an animal that is that important to their well being, you are not with the right person. If my boyfriend did this, I would tell him to enjoy his move while I choose my cat.
Yeah I feel like people really diminish this importance of pets. They often seem to feel like that's not a good enough reason not to end things, but they also say ending things is really selfish. And I get that, but when you're really spiralling you might not be capable of going through the thought process of what effect this is going to have on the people around you and how severe their grief will be, and it might not even seem bad enough in comparison to what you're going through. However, the thought process of 'If I stop existing right now, my pet WILL die' is a very direct consequence without any other hypothetical results, and you see your pet all the time and have to think about caring for them all the time and constantly have to consider them in decisions you make, so they have a very prominent place in your memory, and it's very unlikely for someone not to think about them when making thìs decision. My dog just died 2 months ago, and one of the first things my mom said after that, was that her dog could live with me for now (which we ended up doing). We never talked about this whole concept, but I'm pretty sure it's a big part of the reason. And in theory I could still bring her dog back to her and then end things, but then at least I can't do anything impulsively, which I think decreases the chances by like 95% or something. Of course it has other benefits too, like forcing me to go out and consoling me when I'm too sad, but the other one is literally life saving.
If someone I was dating said/did anything like this about my two furbabies, they'd be kicked to the curb. My babies have helped me through so much. I would never second guess my decision to choose my babies over a human any day.
Feeding your dog a quarter of a roast that someone else bought, prepared and cooked for human consumption without even asking is a shitty thing to do. That's not scraps, that's an entire portion of meat.
@@ohhi7168 The plate did it for me...!!! I would never feed my dog from someone's plate unless they said it was ok for me to do it. My dog and cats have their own bowls. That's not ok! She could've brought the dog's meal and bowl with her, she knew they'd be away from home for some time!!! Using the plate, taking the roast and the vegetables from the fridge without asking is incredibly rude. She could've asked, and she could've planned better.
Okay but WOAH at around 48:30 Courtney's impression of an incredibly upset cat is insanely good. Someone get her on Make Some Noise. Honestly, I just wanna see everyone on the smosh cast on different dropout shows.
If she's making size jokes about her boyfriend in front of him and a bunch of strangers, I can't imagine the kind of jokes she's making about him behind his back to her friends.
There's a part of me that thought maybe in front of strangers you won't see again was the best place, but they had friends on the cruise she ended up staying with, so it was really the worst of both worlds.
I didn't even think about that, but yeah. If she'll say this in front of all these people who they're stuck with for the remainder of the cruise. Then what is she saying to her friends/family in private? Just so damn gross.
21:04 to be fair, he DID wrap it up in foil so he was still letting Shelby have it, he just wanted her out. He wasn’t going to sit there and endure it which is fair. Honestly he was super chill.
About the "table scraps" story, I've experienced a lot of food scarcity in my life and that behavior would literally give me an anxiety attack. I had to work with a therapist to gain the ability just to throw out food that's about to expire rather than force myself to eat it and over eat. When I cook for a guest, I ALWAYS plan for 2-3 servings + leftovers and include those leftovers in my weekly meal prep. If I had someone over and then they fed my dinner for tomorrow night to their dog without asking I would ask them to leave immediately. Totally justified.
@@UnBesoDeCristalwhy would you say this to someone who said they worked to accomplish something with an actual doctor? do you think you know more about them than their doctor?
I personally also experienced food scarcity (lived off of school lunch tbh ) and I now meal prep with lunch being whatever was leftovers from dinner. But I personally do think he may have over- reacted. raw diet is better for dogs and can even be cheaper but Im also curious about the amount she took because that would matter to me Update though : I definitley wouldnt consider it table scraps. Thats weird.
Can't get over Shayne clapping back at Angela, with denying her a spot at the next Sniper Chess. Only for her to reply with genuine fear and anger "Hey! Don't joke like that!"
Tbf, her initial reaction was basically a "Lmao who asked" kind of deal that adds nothing and only serves to diminish his joke. The clapback was more than deserved.
I was listening to the podcast version and i had to come and look at the end where Courtney said “we should go on a cruise and bring our cats” but she kind of stumbled over the word “our”. I was like oooohh😂 1:09:10
It makes sense that no one caught on, they said they weren't together so we believed them. It's kinda a respect thing. I always thought they meant that everyone in the room had art. Or the Smosh office hart.
I loved Shayne’s Dorian Grey joke but what made me laugh the hardest was that I knew immediately it was gonna bomb. Plus the threat not to include Angela in the next snipper chess was perfect.
@@Becky_Marion it's so funny, how did we not notice all the signs 😭
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...as well as the awkward cut at 1:07:30 "....sometimes I wish they had a stash" ...where she was definitely talking about "our cats" and they had to cut around it
Reddit Stories with Shayne is like bedtime stories but instead of fairy tales with princesses we have messed up people and their crazy ass lives that are 100% more entertaining
I watch these videos while falling asleep over the course of a few nights its my favourite thing to fall asleep to. This and flashback are great and calming 😅
With the dog story, I can't help but think there was like zero planning involved. Like, you took your dog with you on a big hike and then to someone else's house for dinner and didn't bring/plan a meal for them? What were you expecting? What if he had cooked two steaks and there were no leftovers, what if he had made French onion soup and the dog couldn't have any?
I'm just remaining wary that the roast would have actually been safe for the dog. Like, it's unsalted? No garlic or onion? No spices or herbs of any sort that she can't have? I raw feed my dog and you just generally cannot feed them by hacking a quarter off of your human dinner.
Something I noticed watching this is just how intently Courtney listens to people. You can tell that they are just so genuinely invested in everything being said and listening to all sides. Another reason added to the list of why I adore them!
I commented during a live episode and chanse read it out loud saying it was a good idea if ever possible. I had mentioned a dnd themed reddit episode with brennan lee mulligan as a guest
Shayne is the only one who should read reddits. The delivery is always amazing. But the input, jokes, thoughts from Angela and Courtney are also critical.
My little sister (22) has been s*icidal before. In the worst of it, she adopted a little black kitten named Jasper, and Jasper essentially saved her life. He was her BEST FRIEND, and when she had a ton of problems with friends he kept her company and made her feel content. They had a VERY similar relationship to the one described in the "cat obsession" story. Her last boyfriend seemed like a good one. But this January, Jasper died suddenly from a condition she didn't realize he had. She was absolutely *_devastated._* Jasper had been the only thing keeping her alive for the four years she had him. For the first couple weeks, her boyfriend was a comforting presence. He listened when she needed a shoulder to cry on, took care of her when she felt alone, and was a great help to her. Then he suddenly changed, told her she was being too much, and dumped her. Jasper had been gone for a month and a half. My sister's grief over her best friend, her little furry son, her certified emotional support animal, was "too much" for this guy to handle. I don't think a Reddit story has ever made me as angry as this one. I'm so glad that woman got out of that relationship.
Hello, I’m so sorry to hear about your sister and her cat. I’ve lost a cat in the past due to a condition we also didn’t know about. Cats are tough little guys and they often don’t show people that they aren’t feeling well like other animals might. Because of this their passing often comes out of nowhere for us. I hope she knows that her cat loved her and that she gave him a fulfilling life. That ex-boyfriend is a total jerk and broke up with her because he can’t handle taking care of another person when they aren’t at 100% not because of the cat. Her grief is justified and he failed to stand up when she needed it. Wishing you both the best.
@@devyn1289 Thank you for the well-wishes ❤️ She's doing better these days, and I think this boy was finally the last straw that got her to start vetting her boyfriends better before she jumps into a relationship lol Thankfully, it sounds like she's found more reasons to stick around since Jasper's passing. We're very grateful 😊
So, I went and checked out the guy who was mad at his girlfriend because she basically loves her cat - He had made another post later that year where he was trying to win his ex-girlfriend back and was being borderline stalkery. He was trying to figure out how to get her friends out of the picture. So. Yeah. She dodge a HUGE fucking bullet.
The fact that he posts about the breakup sarcastically without really acknowledging what he did wasn’t cool set me off. This dude really wanted to isolate her from everyone.
@@Sofiaode18 I feel like that shows if he was trying to get rid of her cat, get her to move to a place where she has no support system or friends, it shows he REALLY is controlling and wanting her to ONLY rely on him. Glad she dumped him and dodged that bullet because she would have been miserable.
I'm just a dude who is currently trippin on shrooms. Wanted to say the conversation and vibes are great. Background is also great, appreciate all the colours.
This is a golden comment. I have been sober for over a year now but I always suspected watching smosh content while on cid or shrooms would be so chill and fun.
i really appreciate Shayne bringing up the point that making fun of a "bad person's" body can impact the people around you who have similar traits! as a fat person, i've experienced this A LOT, from movies and TV, 'comedians', friends, family, and social media. it really severely impacted my mental health and self image in my teens and early 20s. glad it's becoming less and less common, and any awareness that can be brought to the issue of making fun of ANY part of ANYONE'S body is always appreciated :) thanks Shayne!
I’ve experienced this in a way too. Back when Caitlin Jenner came out everyone on TV was making trans jokes, & so we’re my family members that I was living with. It was constant, that was their only joke for like 3 months. & I’d say it was rude and offensive because I’m trans and I’m standing right here listening to you, and they would be like “No no no, we’re laughing at HIM, not YOU.” The point just flew directly over their heads.
I totally agree with this. When mitch McConnel started having his little episodes when he'd freeze up on camera and people were making jokes about it, I started getting uncomfortable. I have epilepsy and have been told that that was what I looked like when I had absence seizures. It made me wonder if people thought I looked funny, or would make the same jokes if they saw me doing the same thing.
Okay but Shayne’s top matching the yellow on the wall, his lips matching the pink on the wall, his chair matching the cream colour, AND his hair matching the actual wall is pure perfection
34:50 Shayne nailed it on the head! "Humor" that deameans a physical trait automatically makes the audience analyze themselves physically. That's why when I hear someone negatively joke about their own body or someone else's, I can fall into a spiral thinking about how I compare and it never goes well
@@owenaspinall2046 tbf his funeral was kind of a prototype. they've thrown around the idea of doing another one for him so maybe we'll see more creative roasts in future 😂
The dog story: Of course, she should have asked him. She took a quarter of a roast to feed her dog without asking? A roast takes time to make, and he likely had plans with the leftovers. It’s pretty rude to not ask when you’re in his house for the first time. And then to reach into the fridge to get vegetables, seriously? I remember, once, a friend of ours who came over for dinner every Tuesday, just opened our fridge without asking, and I thought that was incredibly rude. This was a guy we’d known for years, and I still don’t think it’s OK then to just say hello, walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge.
Imagine cooking for you gf for hours while she sits there. And then afterwards, she feeds YOUR hard work from love to her friggen dog like it was trash! That is such a slap in the face!
The “cat obsessed girlfriend” story was hilarious to me. As a guy with three cats, two current foster kittens and about 4 outdoor feral cats whom I feed, I can confidently say that the girlfriend sounds like a FANTASTIC pet owner taking the correct amount of precautions for a senior cat’s health and happiness that is normal for a responsible pet owner. She WALKS him! That’s a calm, well-adjusted cat getting exercise and daily enrichment! It’s also NOT as safe for pets to fly in cargo as people tend to think. Especially going abroad, that can be a long trip, and for a senior cat that is a LOT of upheaval. She’s a great pet owner with a healthy amount of dedication to her pet, and he’s an asshole. 😂
It’s baffling to me how he interprets normal pet ownership as an “obsession.” Like I thought she was going to be spending every waking second with the cat and making all her decor cat-themed and sleeping in a cat bed or something, and then he’s like “she takes him on walks! Wtf?!?!” Dude, she has ONE cat and she’s very caring and responsible towards him. wtf is his deal
Yeah, that’s just a normal loving pet owner. These are all super normal. How would he react to a dog owner 😂? And flying in cargo is loud and traumatizing for any pet.
I do love how that dog story went from "I mean, it's generally reasonable what you did, I think it would have been better had you talked to J first, but like, nothing massive thought" to "No, he was right to have broken up with you. Be a better person."
It actually started with shayne saying “that reaction is wild” in reference to the bf grabbing the plate from the dog and telling her to leave. He was actually gonna side with her originally. Insane lmao
Honestly I thought it was an esh situation but leaning more towards the bf being the ah for his kind of overboard reaction. But once Shayne started reading the comments I was shifting more towards her being the bigger ah since she sounded pretty condescending (calling half of a roast “table scraps” or assuming her boyfriend would know that her asking how the roast was prepared meant she was going to give some of the roast to Shelby)
How was he ever the ah? He respects her boundaries, meanwhile putting up with her crossing his, communicates with her about his boundaries, planned a big fancy & expensive date for them, makes sure Shelby can be included, cooks her dinner, etc. All he did was take away the dog's food, which actually wasn't the dog's it was 100% his, then told her to leave when she started blaming him that he should have planned for this, when it's not his responsibility to make your dog's meal, especially when he's not educated on a raw food diet, she should have planned ahead & brought Shelby's dinner. The entitlement to raid his kitchen & take his things and then when he takes his stuff back &tries to one again state his boundaries around food, she starts framing it as if he stole it from her when it's the exact opposite. Literally what did this man do wrong?
I love Shayne's description of pets being part of a person's identity/character. I never thought of it that way, but it is so true, I really do see it that way now that I've heard it articulated. That's part of why losing pets is so heartbreaking, aside from the grief of losing a family member; it's like a piece of you is no longer around anymore
I was in a really bad depressive spiral, and getting my cat is one of the few things that helped me get out of it. That whole story made my blood boil.
That guy's reaction to the cat was awful. It was also a symptom of a bigger problem. He resents anything or anyone she gives attention to outside of himself. I'm so glad she dumped him. He would have isolated her from friends and family. If they had kids he would have been one of those awful dads who are jealous of their own children and resent that the kids are getting their wife's attention. Eventually he would have done something to harm that poor cat too.
100% my cat has been around my entire life, she's very old, and she's been through it all with me. The cat was there before him and the cat will be there after him, clearly it's provided better support than he has. I can't imagine loving someone enough that you'd start treating a pet like shit. It's just so upsetting, and I relate to that lady a lot.
@@cuculain78Not necessarily, some people just don't view pets with a lot of consideration (usually because they've never had one), that doesn't automatically mean they're going to isolate their partner from friends and family That's a pretty drastic assumption to make
Just happen to be listening to this while I clean out my car and hearing Courtney drop "WE have art" rather than "I have art" is a fun little Easter egg 😅❤
9:27 the only thing I could say is wrong about the girl with the baby voice boyfriend, is he is right about one thing. She does not communicate. He asked her what she doesn’t like about him and she couldn’t say. She could’ve said “I don’t like when you do this.” It’s not that hard to be nice and say what bothers you. This is coming from someone who deathly avoids confrontation so I often don’t say how I feel but I’m constantly working on it and op should too.
the fact that he asked her what she didn’t like about him makes me think that maybe he did see the reddit post, and was testing if she would tell him the issue to his face. he might’ve been too embarrassed/felt it would embarrass her to come clean about seeing the post, especially when she didn’t bring it up when he asked.
ABSOLUTELY THIS. She acts shocked when he says she doesn't communicate but she said that they've been together for years and only now is she saying she's over it. She's either been entertaining the behavior or hasn't been doing anything to express her dislike of it. Almost positive he saw the post and didn't want to tell her that's why he's dumping her because otherwise there were no indicators he was going to. (though I'm sure that she's pissed that she didn't do it herself)
Love that just desserts were served in the cat story 😂 It's so weird to be jealous over an animal. I also had a cat that went though the worst parts of my life with me, meant everything to me, and gave me a reason to wake up for years. I would always tell people I dated that if they didn't get along, we wouldn't work out. Props to her for calling that relationship quits.
Shane flipping the iPad around and joking about "imagine seeing a kid looking at this" just flashed me back to that one time I looked down at my 8 year old nephew on his Switch to see he was watching TH-cam drama videos about the Vegan Teacher
bro last night during the after party someone roasted shayne about these episodes and how they fall asleep to them and he yelled “THATS THE POINT” and it’s made me realize how often i turn the playlist on to go to bed
Re: story 5 about the cat I worked as a baggage handler for Delta for years, and we all had to have training for what kinds of pets could go into the bottom of planes and what couldn’t, and we *routinely* rejected older pets and cats because it’s not safe due to there being less airflow. Same reason we reject short-nose pugs. Plus I’ve seen suitcases that weren’t loaded correctly get crushed in bins before. She and the cat both dodged a bullet.
1:07:34 That cut when Court started talking about their cats “sometimes I wish they” implying they mentioned their cats beforehand. Maybe it was cut like that because Court or Shayne mentioned something about them living together? There’s usually not many cuts in these videos and with our newfound knowledge this is probably what happened
The cat story made me bawl my eyes out. I have my cat ever since he was a kitten, and he's 8 now. His presence got me through a lot. The guy just throwing "should I get you a therapist" in the lady's face was so mean... I hope he gets his own pet and will get attached to them so much he'll understand it all and will truly change.
ill never understand americans facination with pets to the point where you think you would not survive without them. its a animal, it does not mean anything.
@@zeindelic7821oh shut up. Humans have been having emotional bonds with animals since the dawn of time. The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Soldiers/hunters would have their dogs and horses buried beside them. Queen Elizabeth had like a thousand corgis because they’re adorable and intelligent. Read absolutely any book. You sound like you know literally nothing.
as someone who works in vet medicine, feeding a dog table scraps that are prepared for human taste is SO unhealthy for dogs. WAYYYY too much sodium and a super high risk for causing pancreatitis (severe/repeated cases can cause life-threatening chronic illnesses) and is just generally not nutritionally balanced for dogs. raw food like liver and veggies like she was describing is a different story but human table scraps is a hugely bad idea.
I know right? To be honest, at my clinic we don't recommend a raw diet, but there are clients you cannot talk out of it and I wonder if they say their diet is vet approves as well
@@Pattycakes538 so true. day 5920405 of trying to explain that most commercial pet food is specifically formulated to contain all the micro and macro nutrients that pets need
I do believe she made a faux pass by not asking, that was very rude, but his reaction also feels super disproportionate though? Neither of them communicated in a reasonable manner at all.
My cat helped seal my relationship with my now bf. My bf is everything I could hope for, he's funny, kind, resourceful, grounded and attractive. I was smitten but I had one deal breaker, my cat. My cat was with me through a previous bad relationship, he never really got on with my ex, me not realising what a good judge of character my lil lion is. So when now bf met my cat I was a little nervous. They bonded right away and it was reveled he used to be a cat dad but hadn't tried to fill that void in him as it was too painful. We had a beautiful conversation about loss, the love of cats and their antics, we even both shed a little tear. The entire time my cat was curled up on his lap. In the morning I woke up to see my cat sleeping soundly on his chest. We've been together for 2yrs now, their bond is so strong, I melt a little every time my cat curls up on him after giving head bumps.
I 100% relate to this! My 19-year-old cat used to pee on any guy's stuff (so much so that I asked my vet about it) and would sit nearby and glare at them. I thought she was jealous of not having 100% of the attention on her until I met my now boyfriend. When he came over for the first time, I told him to be aware of her antics and to not take offense. Within 5 minutes, my cat was sitting on his chest, DROOLING on the man. More than two years later they're best buds - she greets him every morning, follows him around the house, always goes to him for pets (especially when she has a wet head from dunking her face in her water bowl), and goes to snuggle with him when he's having a rough day. Every time I see them together my heart fills up seeing them care for each other.
Apparently when my parents started dating, one of the tests my dad had to pass to be in my mom's life was to win over her frail elderly cat who she'd gotten when she was a small child. This cat, upon meeting him, was so delighted by his petting that she started weeping (which apparently happens rarely when a cat is extremely blissed out). He also had a beloved childhood cat growing up, though I don't think she lived long enough to meet my mom.
from one female writer and director to another, i’m so proud of you courtney. the funeral roast is a masterpiece and i’m so elated to know your mastermind was behind it.
Lets be fair though; the dude who took the food away from the dog DID wrap it up. It gave vibes that he was fine giving the dog the food, he just didnt want the human in his house anymore. So he went “fine, feed the dog, but at your house”
I interpreted that as he wrapped it up for himself. Like saying it was all his and was putting it in the fridge so she couldn't even attempt to give any to the dog or get more for herself. She didn't mention him giving her the food, which would have been an important detail to leave out.
@@StevieMcKenna10 I'm not defending the dude or anything. I'm just saying to me it didn't sound like he gave her a literal doggy bag. I left a main comment saying how nasty this behavior is. I would have volunteered to make something for the dog. But then again, I've always had spoiled dogs, so there would have been dog friendly options available.
@@alisaishere yeah that's what im saying like, he could have at least gave the dog a little bit of something, instead acted like a child who didn't want to share with it, it's not the dogs fault it's the womans
The dog lady went from 100% reasonable to just insane when I learned what her definition of "table scraps" is. Like if you wanna give the dog YOUR entire plate go ahead but the untouched leftovers??
For the cat story, I'm betting after reading his story she saw all the manipulating and all the ways he feels about her and that pushed her into dumping him
YES!! I'm so glad you pointed this out, it was ALL I could think about 😂She likely saw all the arguments he got into in the comments, probably his other public posts pertaining to this matter ... That shift from "she just needs time to think" to "SHE DUMPED ME" was hysterical
39:24 OP: My girlfriend has a crazy cat obsession!!! *proceeds to describe completely common cat owner behaviour*
People will label like anyone that owns a cat as a crazy cat person lol I don’t understand why only cat people get labeled crazy cause pet owners in general will do some cringe shit with their pets it’s not cat exclusive
@@FortuitousOwl If she had a dog, I bet she could do all of those same things without him questioning her sanity.
@@ettinakitten5047literally my first thought. No one bats an eye if a dog sleeps in your bed, eats at the same time as you, goes for walks, etc. But because it's with a cat now it's weird?
@@FortuitousOwl It’s the same with many many other things too. Racial, cultural, etc. and I bet everyone commenting is guilty of doing the same exact thing, just a different topic. Just giving a different perspective. This happens with all topics, not just people with cats. Like a stereotype..
@@zaraheart …ok?
The employee who called the manipulative tipper out right in front of the woman he was with is an absolute hero.
At first she said $100 bill then said it was a credit card tip.
@@twaceyloothe total was $280...something. I'm not sure before or after the tip.
@@shannaclankie184 Either way, dropping it down to $20 is a dick move. Give this waitress a standing ovation!
LEGEND
A luminary champion.
Shayne being the jock of Smosh and yet being continuously mocked by Angela for being a nerd is hilarious
Even more hilarious since she’s a theatre kid too
@@Aesos3429 hahaha
the oscar wilde joke... marry me, shayne. were soulmates. i know everyone says that but i have many leatherbound books.
I was all in on the Dorian Grey joke.
I mean, people can be many things lol
Why do yall always have to label everything? Like you think people can only be one thing. There is no gray area, everything is always black and white with you people.
13:24 Courtney saying, "WE have art". Implying the way Shayne and her decorate their place😭🥹 WHY DIDNT I CATCH THIS BEFORE!!!
Congrats to the newlyweds!!!!🎉❤
i was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone came back to this video and caught that! :)
Wait are they actually together or is this just a funny thing you caught...
@@Sup.hyfer1 yesssss, they got married on the 29th of March 🥳
bro i screamed!!!!
@@alexyrodriguezLA I DIDNT KNOW THAT BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! they are my favorites
The guy who baby talks needs to get a dog. I channel all my baby talk into my dog, to the immense relief of my family. He totally digs it
I talk to my little yorkie boy like he's a full dude ngl
Oh, oh no... This comment made me realize that I also baby talk with my pets 😂
Omg, you've talked to adults in baby talk before that they're relieved you channel it onto your dog? Like, I can do weird things too but I do not understand what makes an adult talk baby talk to other adults.
@@Vitasaurus "Yooo whassup dog" - long and elaborate handshake ensues
@@angelanolan1585 No not adults but my baby brother, who is now more of a teenager than a baby. Can't fathom baby talking an adult either
Calling half a roast “table scraps” is mind boggling. Honey that’s called tomorrows dinner
That's enough for two, maybe three, dinners even. That's a lot of meat!
I bet she was raised rich whilst he probably had some sort of food insecurity and/or raised in a family that used up all of the leftovers. Because I seriously can't find a valid reason for Half a roast equalling to 'table scraps'.
Also, didnt she say raw onion?! That is a toxin for dogs. Woman is crazy.
That story made me way too upset. How freaking entitled or oblivious can a person be?!
It would be mind boggling if that's what they did, but it isn't. Half was left, and they took a quarter, so that's an eighth of the roast, and they ate half just the two of them, so that really isn't much. She should have asked first but he's a weirdo.
Shayne bringing up the fact that many people inadvertently connect physically unattractive traits to conventionally awful people, was so unexpected and heartwarming. We need to deconstruct this way of thinking and just learn to say when people are ugly in the hearts than anywhere else that doesn’t matter
Yes! I feel that in many ways. Though, I have no problem making fun of Trump's tuft of hair or his tanning bed accident of a skin complexion.
Yeah, and that kind of sentiment is so common too! Like I see the "this is how you age when you're unproblematic" statement about young-looking celebrities all the time, and I understand that it's supposed to be lighthearted, but I just don't think that connecting wrinkles and other signs of physical aging to being a bad person is a good idea. People "age well" because of genetics and because they're rich enough to afford cosmetic procedures and expensive skincare, not because they're "unproblematic".
@@Gya..That's pretty valid since those kinds of criticisms are 1. things they can control 2. their choice (read: fault)
If your hair is thinning and you try to bleach it platinum, the result is on you and fair game. If you abuse tanning spray salons to the point that you're an oompa loompa that's fair game.
The fact that this is his consistent appearance means it wasn't a tragic accident or something gone wrong that he fixed two months later. He *_prefers_* to look like some unfortunate child at their local halloween hayride put a red tie on a pumpkin-faced scarecrow, causing it to come to life Frosty the Snowman style.
Knocking someone's conscious decision >>>>> insulting a physical feature they can't change.
It's often also ableist, like often deformities or whatever are included as part of this.
@@baydiac oompa-loompa 😆
Courtney saying that she says "Potty" for going pee and "Using the restroom" for poop has my dying of laughter. MY SIDES
the TONE shift cracked me up XD
It's so real though, I didn't realize I did that until my mom pointed it out to me a few years ago 😭 I did it completely subconsciously
I've been around all my young nieces and nephews, and of course a lot of puppies because of work. I do this ALL the time and never realized until my boss joked about it. Worked out tho, since me doing it influenced her and my coworkers 😂
When OP said cat obsession, I thought he meant his girlfriend had 20 cats and an excessive amount of cat decor. She doesn't though. She has one cat. They've been together for 10 years. He described a perfect normal pet relationship. The cat is a part of the family.
I work with cats through my job and have met cat obsessive people who are genuinely obsessed with their cats. His girlfriend is definitely not one of those people. Putting my pet with the luggage would also be a big no for me, regardless if they're elderly or not. Pets have died in there.
I havent had my cat a year yet, haven't travelled with him either and the idea of cat with luggage is absolutely crazy. Living thing, fragile thing. it's like putting a toddler with the luggage. Yes cats are more capable and independent than a toddler but it's a tiny living thing wtf how could u put it with LUGGAGE
Also him not understanding that a 10 year old cat *is* a geriatric cat and that stress can kill them at that age is a HUGE red flag. My cat is 15 and if anything happened to him I’d be crushed. We got him when I was 8 and he’s part of the family.
Fr bro is jealous of a cat..that's sad 😭
Also if a cat is hiding and that's not their normal PLEASE call your vet!! Cats behavior absolutely changes when something is wrong
@@alisharahman2709 i recently moved with my cat from the bay area to DC and back for a summer internship and let me tell you: flying with pets is EXPENSIVE. My ticket was like $150-175 one-way. To get my cat one-way was >$300 after getting them screened by a vet, their ticket, the cost to bring them as carry-on baggage (despite the pet already having their own ticket...) and all the specific equipment the airlines require to bring them with you into the cabin (such as a specific type of carrier and clip-on food/water bowl for the carrier).
My cat did surprisingly well with me in the cabin. However, I originally was planning to put him in cargo because 1) domestic flights are MUCH safer for pets than international flights, 2) i did my research and made sure my airline was safe, 3) my travel time was relatively short and 4) he is very loud and i was concerned about how that would impact the other passengers also 5) cargo is significantly less expensive than cabin. Ultimately I think pet owners that have invested that much time, effort, and money to figure out all of these obscure details clearly care about their pets and should be given some grace because we don't know their full situation such as how their pet behaves when travelling, or the options they actually have.
You can tell Courtney has had full length convos with cats before with how good the angry cat sound was that they did.
Finally!!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on this!!!! They were so good at the impression I almost thought they added some kind of cat noises to the convo, lol.
right that was crazy 😭😭
They are a proud parent of two cats so I’m sure they have plenty of experience hearing and interacting with a angry meowing cat 😂
THAT WAS COURTNEY?!?!? I thought it was an actual cat audio they added 😹
I was waiting for that spot in the video and was shocked at how realistic the sound was.
The younger sister/older brother dynamic between shayne and angela is hilarious. The oscar wilde joke and her making fun of him killed me.
Same. I love them together. These 3 together for Reddit stories was a great combo lol
that's so true! And I loved the Oscar Wilde joke 😂
1:09:10 “We should go on a cruise and bring our cats.” !!!!! We really were all blind (and deaf)
How did we miss this
What does this mean?
@@dothedo3667 Courtney and Shayne got married in secret this year and announced it on April Fool's. They have cats together.
I’m relistening and jumped in the comments to say this! Crazy stuff
Shayne, I appreciate the “Picture of Dorian Gray” joke 🫶
Same! It was great timing and all, but anyone not getting it was painful :(
Same! I thought it was a great joke and I understood it even before he had to explain it lol. His having to explain it was kind of rough. Dorian Grey is a well-known story I was surprised at Courtney and Angela's response
Same! I felt bad for him that he basically got made fun of for it. Whatever your interests are, they're valid!
In the words of Tommy, Shayne’s “a big, big guy who reads, and Tommy’s a big, stupid idiot who hasn’t picked up a book in a literal decade. He actually wrote that”
Oh I came to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me lol my people! 😂
For the third story with the dog and table scraps, the fact that in THE SIMS when you are a guest at someone else's house, they get upset when you go through their refrigerator and tell you how wrong it is 🤣
Why didn't she bring food for her own dog?
Haha yes! Or use their shower or try to sleep in their bed.
Thing is, those Sims neighbors will hop on your computer or go through your things 😂
@@samalvarez8776The sims has interesting dynamics to say the least
Yooooo that shit was crazyyyyy!!! I canNOT believe she just took half of a fkn roast and fed it to her dog w/out asking her bf, just thought it was fine. Like who thinks like that?!?! That’s so much money you’re taking for dog food and a waste especially that could be a few days of meals
7yrs in a relationship, me and my boyfriend still ask each other before taking anything off of each other's plates. Not about being greedy with the food but about the respect to ask before taking.
18 years married. I still ask my husband about finishing the bottle of juice or any big dish from the fridge.
The only people I don’t ask is my parents but if I’m taking more than a fry or two I ask them too
2months in a relationship. I ask or sometimes I will slowly reach my hand for the food in a playful way and if he stops me I won’t take his food.
Same 3yrs in and we still ask, and we’re long distance so when we’re at each other’s places we ask if we can have things from the other’s pantry/fridge
5 years here and we both still ask the other if they want the last of anything in the fridge and never take off each others plate unless the other offers. We both feel it's rude, so definitely relate
3:55 asking your soon to be wife "could you date someone who baby talks?" is fucking funny 😂
I was gonna say that 😂 He was asking for himself lmao
And then he proceeds to spend most of the rest of the episode baby talking with his callbacks 😂😂😂
I bet you ANYTHING that the “table scraps” couple come from two different socioeconomic backgrounds. If he’s ever experienced food insecurity, that would explain how upset he got over the situation. And if she grew up in a family who could afford to just throw out leftovers (that hurts me to think about haha) it would partially explain why she thought that was okay and not a big deal.
I thought of this too
It reminds me of how there are stories about people who come over for a huge dinner and take all the leftovers home without asking and sometimes when people haven't even finished eating. At the end of the day leftovers belong to the person who made the food, unless they offer them up.
I could definitely see that. But like they were saying, it'd be one thing if it was off her plate. A quarter of a roast is not "table scraps". And she just went into the fridge to get veggies for her dog too? Without asking? Imo, that's pretty inconsiderate.
@@TheDonkeyJote Crazy to me because if I was dating someone and we made our roast together, even a venison roast I hunted, and they gave it to their dog i'd find it SO endearing and wholesome and amazing as long as we enjoyed our meal. I felt like it was a fever dream that everyone seemed to agree she was the asshole, but it was her portion.... so if she would have just eaten it all herself she was totally fine, like if she had decided to eat that much roast suddenly she's not an asshole? Idk man.
when I ate a meal at one of my parents' friends' house and they threw away the leftovers afterwards, I was so shocked. my family is upper middle class and we live comfortably and we only ever throw out leftovers if they're moldy. it still blows my mind trying to imagine throwing out leftovers for no reason.
He was JEALOUS of a cat, and rather than admit to that, he tried to frame it as a problem SHE had. And she literally said the cat was her lifeline during darker days, which he dismissed. She gave a boundary he couldn't respect and gave her an ultimatum. Glad she stuck to her boundary.
I worked as a Butler for a mega-wealthy couple. She had just written a book about empowering women to use their 'feminine force'. She had a highly over-bred small dog who didn't thrive because of her regular long term travel. So we, the two Butlers, had to keep the dog happy and healthy. The senior Butler warned me to not get too close to the dog because if the dog had any preference for either of us, we'd be fired. This famous woman was promoting women's strength and power while being jealous of her dog's affections!
Some people genuinely develop unhealthy bonds with their pets though. But I'm pretty sure that has something to do with personality traits/disorders and anxiety, rather than it being exclusively related to pets.
@@leefi1bro the fucking upper classes are literally not in reality.
Someone i knew in HS said they went trick or treating in this one rich rich neighborhood with a friend of his, only to find his friends dad had a loaded 12 gauge shotgun next to his door in case trick or treaters made him uncomfortable.
@@i.shuuya3231 that's probably true: people develop unhealthy attachments all the time. That absolutely does not apply here, though, does it.
@@i.shuuya3231 So curious to know what a "unhealty bond with their pets" is to you, tho. because if the problem is that you want to be treated like the pet because you feel like i might love it more than you, you're gone from my life faster thhan the 10 seconds it took you to read this-
What really pissed me off about the cat story was the boyfriend diminishing the cat being her lifeline during depression. What some people fail to realize is that, a lot of times, when a depressed person says that about their pet, they don't just mean that they served as emotional support, they quite literally can mean that the pet is the only reason they haven't unalive themselves. That is actually very common, especially when you live alone. I certainly have gone through that period where the only thought that stoped me from ending things was knowing my cat would have no one to look after him. There would be no one to feed or take care of him. I know for a fact that the one thing that actually kept me alive was the ideia that my cat could die too without me around. I don't know if that was her case too, but I can't help but feel that this guy does not take mental health really seriously, it sounds like he just views therapy as a way to fix annoyances.
Hell, my cat interrupted me getting ready to do it. Twice. If you're at my house and you don't like my cat, ignore him. If you're mean to him in the slightest, you're leaving immediately and we're never speaking again.
@@Weird3nSky Your cats a literal life saver. While I haven't gone quite that far before, I know I never could bc of my fur babies. Hope you're in a better headspace ♥ And 100% Agree. Disrespect against that furry little legend (or any) should not be tolerated!
Yes! This was what got me. My cat is a huge emotional support for me. At times he does come first above my boyfriend because it's essentially putting myself first. If you aren't okay with a person's relation with an animal that is that important to their well being, you are not with the right person. If my boyfriend did this, I would tell him to enjoy his move while I choose my cat.
Yeah I feel like people really diminish this importance of pets. They often seem to feel like that's not a good enough reason not to end things, but they also say ending things is really selfish. And I get that, but when you're really spiralling you might not be capable of going through the thought process of what effect this is going to have on the people around you and how severe their grief will be, and it might not even seem bad enough in comparison to what you're going through. However, the thought process of 'If I stop existing right now, my pet WILL die' is a very direct consequence without any other hypothetical results, and you see your pet all the time and have to think about caring for them all the time and constantly have to consider them in decisions you make, so they have a very prominent place in your memory, and it's very unlikely for someone not to think about them when making thìs decision.
My dog just died 2 months ago, and one of the first things my mom said after that, was that her dog could live with me for now (which we ended up doing). We never talked about this whole concept, but I'm pretty sure it's a big part of the reason. And in theory I could still bring her dog back to her and then end things, but then at least I can't do anything impulsively, which I think decreases the chances by like 95% or something. Of course it has other benefits too, like forcing me to go out and consoling me when I'm too sad, but the other one is literally life saving.
If someone I was dating said/did anything like this about my two furbabies, they'd be kicked to the curb. My babies have helped me through so much. I would never second guess my decision to choose my babies over a human any day.
Shayne not realizing he said “Going overboard with the joke” about a story that happened on a cruise 😂😂
Feeding your dog a quarter of a roast that someone else bought, prepared and cooked for human consumption without even asking is a shitty thing to do. That's not scraps, that's an entire portion of meat.
The roast is bad enough, but going into the fridge for unused vegetables as well is what does it for me.
I'm stressed about her using a (possibly new) plate that icks me out
also not to mention roast takes hours to make!
her going "uneaten food is scraps" just smells rich girl tbh. A good cut of meat for a roast isn’t some chicken hearts.
@@ohhi7168 The plate did it for me...!!! I would never feed my dog from someone's plate unless they said it was ok for me to do it. My dog and cats have their own bowls. That's not ok! She could've brought the dog's meal and bowl with her, she knew they'd be away from home for some time!!! Using the plate, taking the roast and the vegetables from the fridge without asking is incredibly rude. She could've asked, and she could've planned better.
Okay but WOAH at around 48:30 Courtney's impression of an incredibly upset cat is insanely good. Someone get her on Make Some Noise. Honestly, I just wanna see everyone on the smosh cast on different dropout shows.
It was scary good 😂
It was very good.
I came to say the same thing. 10/10 cat impression, had to rewind and listen multiple times.
I was only listening and seriously thought they used a sound bite lol
Was looking for this comment. Thought it was a sound effect lmaooo
If she's making size jokes about her boyfriend in front of him and a bunch of strangers, I can't imagine the kind of jokes she's making about him behind his back to her friends.
There's a part of me that thought maybe in front of strangers you won't see again was the best place, but they had friends on the cruise she ended up staying with, so it was really the worst of both worlds.
I didn't even think about that, but yeah. If she'll say this in front of all these people who they're stuck with for the remainder of the cruise. Then what is she saying to her friends/family in private? Just so damn gross.
I had an ex with a very small... man part. I never once mentioned it at all until this post and we broke up over 10 years ago.
Oh yeah she's workshoping that one
@@WookieWomanwas that why you broke up? Or part of it?
21:04 to be fair, he DID wrap it up in foil so he was still letting Shelby have it, he just wanted her out. He wasn’t going to sit there and endure it which is fair. Honestly he was super chill.
About the "table scraps" story, I've experienced a lot of food scarcity in my life and that behavior would literally give me an anxiety attack. I had to work with a therapist to gain the ability just to throw out food that's about to expire rather than force myself to eat it and over eat. When I cook for a guest, I ALWAYS plan for 2-3 servings + leftovers and include those leftovers in my weekly meal prep. If I had someone over and then they fed my dinner for tomorrow night to their dog without asking I would ask them to leave immediately. Totally justified.
throwing out food ABOUT to expire...? That seems unnecessary lol
@@UnBesoDeCristal I literally mean the day before the expiration date.
@@UnBesoDeCristalwhy would you say this to someone who said they worked to accomplish something with an actual doctor? do you think you know more about them than their doctor?
@UnBesoDeCristal Did you not read the comment? Why tf would you say this 😐
I personally also experienced food scarcity (lived off of school lunch tbh ) and I now meal prep with lunch being whatever was leftovers from dinner. But I personally do think he may have over- reacted. raw diet is better for dogs and can even be cheaper but Im also curious about the amount she took because that would matter to me
Update though : I definitley wouldnt consider it table scraps. Thats weird.
As a classics lover … Shayne I appreciated your picture of dorian gray joke. But Angela’s roast was hilarious 😭
I know! I felt so proud getting the reference 😁
Can't get over Shayne clapping back at Angela, with denying her a spot at the next Sniper Chess. Only for her to reply with genuine fear and anger "Hey! Don't joke like that!"
Tbf, her initial reaction was basically a "Lmao who asked" kind of deal that adds nothing and only serves to diminish his joke. The clapback was more than deserved.
Time stamp?
@@CynxosIt was actually really funny since it made the reference into an actual joke lol, also shayne was laughing as well
Also she was, in fact, in Sniper Chess Part 2, and seemingly knows how to play chess even less than before
@Cynxos you obviously don't understand their dynamic on screen if you truly believe she was trying to "diminish his joke"
"We have art"
GOD DAMN IT THEY BASICALLY PUBLICLY SAID THEY LIVE TOGETHER
RIGHT?? im feeling so silly for not noticing lmao
I was listening to the podcast version and i had to come and look at the end where Courtney said “we should go on a cruise and bring our cats” but she kind of stumbled over the word “our”. I was like oooohh😂 1:09:10
“We should go on a cruise and bring OUR cats” lmao
It makes sense that no one caught on, they said they weren't together so we believed them. It's kinda a respect thing. I always thought they meant that everyone in the room had art. Or the Smosh office hart.
@@em-qr2qq same, I interpreted it like Shayne and whoever he lives with has art 🙈
I loved Shayne’s Dorian Grey joke but what made me laugh the hardest was that I knew immediately it was gonna bomb. Plus the threat not to include Angela in the next snipper chess was perfect.
When you’re so deep into Smosh that you KNEW Shayne was going to say Mary-Kate Ashley poster was his worst gift ever
Same. I was waiting for Courtney to mention the ex boyfriend who got HIS hair cut as a gift to her
lol I heard mary kate and ashley toaster and was like, well you can still use that.
I stand by the 5 minute rule. Do not make fun of someone's appearance/body if they cannot change/fix it in 5 minutes or less.
Yes, absolutely!!
This is a GREAT rule! I’m going to start using this.
That's a really good way to do it. Adjusts well for individual circumstances.
courtney: we have art--
oh...... you....... plural,,,,,, huh
I also noticed this and came to the comments to see if anyone else did! 👀😂
@@Becky_Marion it's so funny, how did we not notice all the signs 😭
...as well as the awkward cut at 1:07:30 "....sometimes I wish they had a stash" ...where she was definitely talking about "our cats" and they had to cut around it
Shayne’s impression of how a baby starts to cry is on point.
Reddit Stories with Shayne is like bedtime stories but instead of fairy tales with princesses we have messed up people and their crazy ass lives that are 100% more entertaining
Little kid : Uncle Shayne can you tell me a bedtime story
Shayne pulling up Reddit :sure Johnny
Real it helps me sleep for no reason 😭
I watch these videos while falling asleep over the course of a few nights its my favourite thing to fall asleep to. This and flashback are great and calming 😅
With the dog story, I can't help but think there was like zero planning involved. Like, you took your dog with you on a big hike and then to someone else's house for dinner and didn't bring/plan a meal for them? What were you expecting? What if he had cooked two steaks and there were no leftovers, what if he had made French onion soup and the dog couldn't have any?
She said she would leave early to feed him if that was the case
@@EmyNstill, if I cooked a roast, I would not give a quarter of a half to my dog
French onion soup wouldn’t be great after a hike
@@mosquitopyjamas9048 They had dinner after the hike, not before it
I'm just remaining wary that the roast would have actually been safe for the dog. Like, it's unsalted? No garlic or onion? No spices or herbs of any sort that she can't have? I raw feed my dog and you just generally cannot feed them by hacking a quarter off of your human dinner.
Something I noticed watching this is just how intently Courtney listens to people. You can tell that they are just so genuinely invested in everything being said and listening to all sides. Another reason added to the list of why I adore them!
Smosh needs to do a Reddit episode about DnD horror stories. I feel like that would be a fun one considering their recent series.
Omg yea!!!!!
I commented during a live episode and chanse read it out loud saying it was a good idea if ever possible. I had mentioned a dnd themed reddit episode with brennan lee mulligan as a guest
@@FabianOrtega528 PLEASE I would love that.
That's a great idea. Have Damien and Amanda on.
i need brennan lee mulligan and damien on as guests, i think i would actually die
Shayne is hilarious. Courtney is Creative. Angela is...Italian.
Its not even a solely Italian thing. Angela just is. There is no term for her lol
@@tycol322 it's a reference from the funeral
@@liriodendronlasianthus what reference?
@@beatrizreis156he literally said that as a joke what do you mean
@@Krisspy333not everyone saw the funeral
Shayne is the only one who should read reddits. The delivery is always amazing.
But the input, jokes, thoughts from Angela and Courtney are also critical.
13:22 “we have art” bro this makes so much more sense
Was just thinking this on the rewatch. Also Courtney's "I have friends that do this" and shayne being a bit too familiar with rhe topic lmao
My little sister (22) has been s*icidal before. In the worst of it, she adopted a little black kitten named Jasper, and Jasper essentially saved her life. He was her BEST FRIEND, and when she had a ton of problems with friends he kept her company and made her feel content. They had a VERY similar relationship to the one described in the "cat obsession" story.
Her last boyfriend seemed like a good one. But this January, Jasper died suddenly from a condition she didn't realize he had. She was absolutely *_devastated._* Jasper had been the only thing keeping her alive for the four years she had him.
For the first couple weeks, her boyfriend was a comforting presence. He listened when she needed a shoulder to cry on, took care of her when she felt alone, and was a great help to her.
Then he suddenly changed, told her she was being too much, and dumped her.
Jasper had been gone for a month and a half.
My sister's grief over her best friend, her little furry son, her certified emotional support animal, was "too much" for this guy to handle.
I don't think a Reddit story has ever made me as angry as this one. I'm so glad that woman got out of that relationship.
Hello, I’m so sorry to hear about your sister and her cat. I’ve lost a cat in the past due to a condition we also didn’t know about. Cats are tough little guys and they often don’t show people that they aren’t feeling well like other animals might. Because of this their passing often comes out of nowhere for us. I hope she knows that her cat loved her and that she gave him a fulfilling life.
That ex-boyfriend is a total jerk and broke up with her because he can’t handle taking care of another person when they aren’t at 100% not because of the cat. Her grief is justified and he failed to stand up when she needed it.
Wishing you both the best.
😭 Bless Jasper.
I hope your sister is okay and potentially adopted another jasper to continue his hard work
I thought he was going to gift her a new kitty…. Geez that dude was an asshole too
@@devyn1289 Thank you for the well-wishes ❤️ She's doing better these days, and I think this boy was finally the last straw that got her to start vetting her boyfriends better before she jumps into a relationship lol
Thankfully, it sounds like she's found more reasons to stick around since Jasper's passing. We're very grateful 😊
obsessed with Angela and Shanes ability to make eachother laugh so hard, the poop jokes with the suits killed me
So, I went and checked out the guy who was mad at his girlfriend because she basically loves her cat - He had made another post later that year where he was trying to win his ex-girlfriend back and was being borderline stalkery. He was trying to figure out how to get her friends out of the picture. So. Yeah. She dodge a HUGE fucking bullet.
The fact that he posts about the breakup sarcastically without really acknowledging what he did wasn’t cool set me off. This dude really wanted to isolate her from everyone.
@@Sofiaode18 I feel like that shows if he was trying to get rid of her cat, get her to move to a place where she has no support system or friends, it shows he REALLY is controlling and wanting her to ONLY rely on him. Glad she dumped him and dodged that bullet because she would have been miserable.
what stalkery stuff did he do?
I'm just a dude who is currently trippin on shrooms. Wanted to say the conversation and vibes are great. Background is also great, appreciate all the colours.
Absolutely living for this comment
This is a golden comment. I have been sober for over a year now but I always suspected watching smosh content while on cid or shrooms would be so chill and fun.
Your happiness has nourished me
Love this comment
@@Lucifersfursona I live to nourish
This is golden i need to put this on a wall thank you
i really appreciate Shayne bringing up the point that making fun of a "bad person's" body can impact the people around you who have similar traits! as a fat person, i've experienced this A LOT, from movies and TV, 'comedians', friends, family, and social media. it really severely impacted my mental health and self image in my teens and early 20s. glad it's becoming less and less common, and any awareness that can be brought to the issue of making fun of ANY part of ANYONE'S body is always appreciated :) thanks Shayne!
I’ve experienced this in a way too. Back when Caitlin Jenner came out everyone on TV was making trans jokes, & so we’re my family members that I was living with. It was constant, that was their only joke for like 3 months. & I’d say it was rude and offensive because I’m trans and I’m standing right here listening to you, and they would be like “No no no, we’re laughing at HIM, not YOU.” The point just flew directly over their heads.
I totally agree with this. When mitch McConnel started having his little episodes when he'd freeze up on camera and people were making jokes about it, I started getting uncomfortable. I have epilepsy and have been told that that was what I looked like when I had absence seizures. It made me wonder if people thought I looked funny, or would make the same jokes if they saw me doing the same thing.
I'm right there with you guys. My saving grace was to quit internalizing it. Our body image is NOT who we are!
Okay but Shayne’s top matching the yellow on the wall, his lips matching the pink on the wall, his chair matching the cream colour, AND his hair matching the actual wall is pure perfection
now i cant unsee it
What the fuck, how is that possible?
And with enough time and dedication, he will soon become the wall
he got SkynWalled™️
It’s like he’s part of the environment
34:50 Shayne nailed it on the head! "Humor" that deameans a physical trait automatically makes the audience analyze themselves physically. That's why when I hear someone negatively joke about their own body or someone else's, I can fall into a spiral thinking about how I compare and it never goes well
I know its not the same, but it's funny to have Shayne say that when a significant number of the roasts at his funeral were about him being short.
@@owenaspinall2046 tbf his funeral was kind of a prototype. they've thrown around the idea of doing another one for him so maybe we'll see more creative roasts in future 😂
Whoa! Courtney’s “warning meow” impression is spot-on!
if i wasn't looking at my screen i would've thought it was an actual cat 😂
The dog story: Of course, she should have asked him. She took a quarter of a roast to feed her dog without asking? A roast takes time to make, and he likely had plans with the leftovers.
It’s pretty rude to not ask when you’re in his house for the first time.
And then to reach into the fridge to get vegetables, seriously?
I remember, once, a friend of ours who came over for dinner every Tuesday, just opened our fridge without asking, and I thought that was incredibly rude. This was a guy we’d known for years, and I still don’t think it’s OK then to just say hello, walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge.
At a certain point she is just robbing him.
Opening someone’s fridge is wild to me. I feel weird going in my parents fridge and they’re my parents like???
Imagine cooking for you gf for hours while she sits there. And then afterwards, she feeds YOUR hard work from love to her friggen dog like it was trash!
That is such a slap in the face!
The “cat obsessed girlfriend” story was hilarious to me. As a guy with three cats, two current foster kittens and about 4 outdoor feral cats whom I feed, I can confidently say that the girlfriend sounds like a FANTASTIC pet owner taking the correct amount of precautions for a senior cat’s health and happiness that is normal for a responsible pet owner. She WALKS him! That’s a calm, well-adjusted cat getting exercise and daily enrichment! It’s also NOT as safe for pets to fly in cargo as people tend to think. Especially going abroad, that can be a long trip, and for a senior cat that is a LOT of upheaval.
She’s a great pet owner with a healthy amount of dedication to her pet, and he’s an asshole. 😂
It’s baffling to me how he interprets normal pet ownership as an “obsession.” Like I thought she was going to be spending every waking second with the cat and making all her decor cat-themed and sleeping in a cat bed or something, and then he’s like “she takes him on walks! Wtf?!?!” Dude, she has ONE cat and she’s very caring and responsible towards him. wtf is his deal
Yeah, that’s just a normal loving pet owner. These are all super normal. How would he react to a dog owner 😂?
And flying in cargo is loud and traumatizing for any pet.
@@corgio1260 YES, all of this. And then "should I have gotten her a therapist before I left??" was the icing on the cake.
As a pet owner, you know immediately when your pets are acting funny.
I do love how that dog story went from "I mean, it's generally reasonable what you did, I think it would have been better had you talked to J first, but like, nothing massive thought" to "No, he was right to have broken up with you. Be a better person."
It actually started with shayne saying “that reaction is wild” in reference to the bf grabbing the plate from the dog and telling her to leave. He was actually gonna side with her originally. Insane lmao
Honestly I thought it was an esh situation but leaning more towards the bf being the ah for his kind of overboard reaction. But once Shayne started reading the comments I was shifting more towards her being the bigger ah since she sounded pretty condescending (calling half of a roast “table scraps” or assuming her boyfriend would know that her asking how the roast was prepared meant she was going to give some of the roast to Shelby)
At first it sounds like the boyfriend is the asshole, but as I thought about it, she was really the asshole.
I think Shayne just needed a few moments to process the story. It happens, to be honest. @@thexyouman
How was he ever the ah? He respects her boundaries, meanwhile putting up with her crossing his, communicates with her about his boundaries, planned a big fancy & expensive date for them, makes sure Shelby can be included, cooks her dinner, etc.
All he did was take away the dog's food, which actually wasn't the dog's it was 100% his, then told her to leave when she started blaming him that he should have planned for this, when it's not his responsibility to make your dog's meal, especially when he's not educated on a raw food diet, she should have planned ahead & brought Shelby's dinner. The entitlement to raid his kitchen & take his things and then when he takes his stuff back &tries to one again state his boundaries around food, she starts framing it as if he stole it from her when it's the exact opposite.
Literally what did this man do wrong?
"we have paintings..." hits different after April 1st 2024
That final story was a delight, now this guy is probably wondering how many of his wife's pranks are actually just the cat.
Yes, it was my favorite!
that’s so fucking funny LOL
That cat was amazing.
They covet and hide things from their owners that they love.
Clearly the cat didn't fall far from the couple in so far as long-term pranking goes!
I love Shayne's description of pets being part of a person's identity/character. I never thought of it that way, but it is so true, I really do see it that way now that I've heard it articulated. That's part of why losing pets is so heartbreaking, aside from the grief of losing a family member; it's like a piece of you is no longer around anymore
he’s a cat dad after all so i’m sure that’s why
I love the reading the responses to the funeral because out of context it makes us look insane.
As someone who didn't get to see it, yep! In the best way
@@swampcr3ature15same! Wish I could, but it makes me happy that it was a success!
as they should
Simply here to say alonsy my friend
13:20
"We have art" 🧐
48:29 courtney's cat howl scared the hell out of me, its so accurate wtf?? every episode im more impressed with her impressions lol
I saw your comment, but still wasn’t prepared for how epic the cat howl was.
Courtneys cat noise was unnervingly accurate, I felt like i was gonna get cat slapped
I re watched that immediately after like.. who did that!? Too real.
I read your comment before it happened and it still was shocking how insanely accurate that cat sound was
She has a cat, and she kills doing impressions
So not even animals are off limits now
for real I could not believe my ears
I wasn’t paying attention and when I heard that I was horrified
I was in a really bad depressive spiral, and getting my cat is one of the few things that helped me get out of it. That whole story made my blood boil.
My cats have actually kept me alive through the darkest shit of my entire life. I have never cursed more during one of these Reddit stories.
That guy's reaction to the cat was awful. It was also a symptom of a bigger problem. He resents anything or anyone she gives attention to outside of himself. I'm so glad she dumped him. He would have isolated her from friends and family. If they had kids he would have been one of those awful dads who are jealous of their own children and resent that the kids are getting their wife's attention. Eventually he would have done something to harm that poor cat too.
100% my cat has been around my entire life, she's very old, and she's been through it all with me. The cat was there before him and the cat will be there after him, clearly it's provided better support than he has. I can't imagine loving someone enough that you'd start treating a pet like shit. It's just so upsetting, and I relate to that lady a lot.
SAME. This person was missing an empathy chip. Big red flag
@@cuculain78Not necessarily, some people just don't view pets with a lot of consideration (usually because they've never had one), that doesn't automatically mean they're going to isolate their partner from friends and family
That's a pretty drastic assumption to make
Just happen to be listening to this while I clean out my car and hearing Courtney drop "WE have art" rather than "I have art" is a fun little Easter egg 😅❤
Courtney saying “I have to go potty” = pee and “I need to use the restroom” = crazy shit is so relatable.
Shane's skill as a host of this show is almost as underappreciated as his Dorian Gray reference.
We see you and your literature joke, King!
9:27 the only thing I could say is wrong about the girl with the baby voice boyfriend, is he is right about one thing. She does not communicate. He asked her what she doesn’t like about him and she couldn’t say. She could’ve said “I don’t like when you do this.” It’s not that hard to be nice and say what bothers you. This is coming from someone who deathly avoids confrontation so I often don’t say how I feel but I’m constantly working on it and op should too.
Yeah she definitely could not satisfy his need for love and affection. I don't think it's either of their faults. I'm glad they had a clean break up
This is the story of Jonah and the Whale
the fact that he asked her what she didn’t like about him makes me think that maybe he did see the reddit post, and was testing if she would tell him the issue to his face. he might’ve been too embarrassed/felt it would embarrass her to come clean about seeing the post, especially when she didn’t bring it up when he asked.
ABSOLUTELY THIS. She acts shocked when he says she doesn't communicate but she said that they've been together for years and only now is she saying she's over it. She's either been entertaining the behavior or hasn't been doing anything to express her dislike of it. Almost positive he saw the post and didn't want to tell her that's why he's dumping her because otherwise there were no indicators he was going to. (though I'm sure that she's pissed that she didn't do it herself)
13:24 oh “we have art” we MISSED ALL THESE LITTLE SLIPS
JUST XAME TO COMMENT THIS
Huge props to Shayne for not referring to the cruise comedian's bad joke as "low hanging fruit"
Love that just desserts were served in the cat story 😂 It's so weird to be jealous over an animal. I also had a cat that went though the worst parts of my life with me, meant everything to me, and gave me a reason to wake up for years. I would always tell people I dated that if they didn't get along, we wouldn't work out. Props to her for calling that relationship quits.
Amen
Shane flipping the iPad around and joking about "imagine seeing a kid looking at this" just flashed me back to that one time I looked down at my 8 year old nephew on his Switch to see he was watching TH-cam drama videos about the Vegan Teacher
13:16 omg I never realized Courtney said "We have art" with Shayne there. Omg man this slip up is crazy now lol
I feel like such a clown for not missing all the signs. I genuinely thought they were platonic.
We need a pet themed episode! All pet stories on this series so far have been pretty legendary.
bro last night during the after party someone roasted shayne about these episodes and how they fall asleep to them and he yelled “THATS THE POINT” and it’s made me realize how often i turn the playlist on to go to bed
I love using video essays and Reddit stories as extra stimulation in the background as I game or also to lull to sleep, it’s just comfy
saaaame i always turn these on to sleep lol
Re: story 5 about the cat
I worked as a baggage handler for Delta for years, and we all had to have training for what kinds of pets could go into the bottom of planes and what couldn’t, and we *routinely* rejected older pets and cats because it’s not safe due to there being less airflow. Same reason we reject short-nose pugs. Plus I’ve seen suitcases that weren’t loaded correctly get crushed in bins before.
She and the cat both dodged a bullet.
My dog is perfectly healthy but I would be terrified putting her in one of those
1:07:34
That cut when Court started talking about their cats “sometimes I wish they” implying they mentioned their cats beforehand. Maybe it was cut like that because Court or Shayne mentioned something about them living together? There’s usually not many cuts in these videos and with our newfound knowledge this is probably what happened
its so fun finding these easter eggs
why is courtney's angry cat noise so spot on oh my god
Because she has two lol
The cat story made me bawl my eyes out. I have my cat ever since he was a kitten, and he's 8 now. His presence got me through a lot. The guy just throwing "should I get you a therapist" in the lady's face was so mean... I hope he gets his own pet and will get attached to them so much he'll understand it all and will truly change.
Aww instead of wishing something bad happens you just wish he has a bond of his own, wholesome
ill never understand americans facination with pets to the point where you think you would not survive without them. its a animal, it does not mean anything.
@@zeindelic7821oh shut up. Humans have been having emotional bonds with animals since the dawn of time. The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Soldiers/hunters would have their dogs and horses buried beside them. Queen Elizabeth had like a thousand corgis because they’re adorable and intelligent. Read absolutely any book. You sound like you know literally nothing.
The Dorian Gray joke out of nowhere is so funny and Angela and Courtney's complete blank expressions were so good
“He’s not a senior cat, he’s 10” he is a senior cat, and traveling with older cats is really hard because too much stress can cause health issues.
Animal age way faster than people, this guy has never had a pet before 😂
that's crazy to me, i've always adopted mutts/street cats and all of them have lived up to 20 at least, 10 i not senior in my head
Shayne’s a 100% right Angela’s reactions are amazing and make the stories better.
The funeral roast was a triumph y’all. Congrats on the turn out and the hilarious work. 💞
have they said anywhere if they'll post a recording anywhere? Or is it pay to watch only?
@@angelinalionetta685It's usually always only pay to watch.
@@angelinalionetta685you can pay to watch a recording
@@angelinalionetta685 its pay to watch only I think.
@@angelinalionetta685 I think it is pay to watch only right now. That could change in the future, but nothing has been posted on that yet.
as someone who works in vet medicine,
feeding a dog table scraps that are prepared for human taste is SO unhealthy for dogs. WAYYYY too much sodium and a super high risk for causing pancreatitis (severe/repeated cases can cause life-threatening chronic illnesses) and is just generally not nutritionally balanced for dogs. raw food like liver and veggies like she was describing is a different story but human table scraps is a hugely bad idea.
I know right? To be honest, at my clinic we don't recommend a raw diet, but there are clients you cannot talk out of it and I wonder if they say their diet is vet approves as well
@@Pattycakes538 so true. day 5920405 of trying to explain that most commercial pet food is specifically formulated to contain all the micro and macro nutrients that pets need
Dog treats and foods tend to have way more sodium than human food......
I do believe she made a faux pass by not asking, that was very rude, but his reaction also feels super disproportionate though? Neither of them communicated in a reasonable manner at all.
But it's the same as her dog's "raw diet"! 😂
artist here- i drew my dad once and made sure to give him a little more hair than he had haha, he loved it and told me his hair looks amazing.
My cat helped seal my relationship with my now bf. My bf is everything I could hope for, he's funny, kind, resourceful, grounded and attractive. I was smitten but I had one deal breaker, my cat. My cat was with me through a previous bad relationship, he never really got on with my ex, me not realising what a good judge of character my lil lion is. So when now bf met my cat I was a little nervous. They bonded right away and it was reveled he used to be a cat dad but hadn't tried to fill that void in him as it was too painful. We had a beautiful conversation about loss, the love of cats and their antics, we even both shed a little tear. The entire time my cat was curled up on his lap. In the morning I woke up to see my cat sleeping soundly on his chest. We've been together for 2yrs now, their bond is so strong, I melt a little every time my cat curls up on him after giving head bumps.
I 100% relate to this! My 19-year-old cat used to pee on any guy's stuff (so much so that I asked my vet about it) and would sit nearby and glare at them. I thought she was jealous of not having 100% of the attention on her until I met my now boyfriend. When he came over for the first time, I told him to be aware of her antics and to not take offense. Within 5 minutes, my cat was sitting on his chest, DROOLING on the man. More than two years later they're best buds - she greets him every morning, follows him around the house, always goes to him for pets (especially when she has a wet head from dunking her face in her water bowl), and goes to snuggle with him when he's having a rough day. Every time I see them together my heart fills up seeing them care for each other.
@@simplehousecat-yt 19?! Wow! My boy is 11 and I truly hope he can live as long
Who is cutting onions in here???
Apparently when my parents started dating, one of the tests my dad had to pass to be in my mom's life was to win over her frail elderly cat who she'd gotten when she was a small child. This cat, upon meeting him, was so delighted by his petting that she started weeping (which apparently happens rarely when a cat is extremely blissed out). He also had a beloved childhood cat growing up, though I don't think she lived long enough to meet my mom.
Oh my God I love this whole comment thread, I'm crying ❤️❤️❤️😭 I love you all for sharing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
this episode was made for this group. Shayne is a constant but adding Courtney and Angela is a perfect trio 👏👏👏
Love Angela correcting Shayne and Courtney like "ohhh r-OW-ing"
me too i was hoping someone would lol
1:07:51 i love the fact thatvthey glossed over the pendant which had been missing for YEARS
And thus papa shayne continues the trend of blending almost perfectly into the background
from one female writer and director to another, i’m so proud of you courtney. the funeral roast is a masterpiece and i’m so elated to know your mastermind was behind it.
Courtney’s angry cat noise sent my cats off my lap lol it was too good.
HOW IS IT SO ACCURATE im crying xD
FOR REAL she must be having full length convos with cats at home. LOL
There are certain noises/voices that Courtney busts out that are so accurate they shock me.
I was looking for comments like this. It was on point.
Courtney's seemingly off-hand comment at 13:23 was our first clue. Long live Shourtney!
She even corrected herself instead of saying “I” she said we
“ I don’t want to let the person I’m dating know where I live for the first few months”
*Eats food off of their plate and drinks their drink*
Courtney's cat growls are way too accurate. That's exacly how one of my babies cry in aggression
The fact Shane and Courtney's meow-growls were insync tells me that their cats often make that sound prob during baths lol
Lets be fair though; the dude who took the food away from the dog DID wrap it up. It gave vibes that he was fine giving the dog the food, he just didnt want the human in his house anymore. So he went “fine, feed the dog, but at your house”
I interpreted that as he wrapped it up for himself. Like saying it was all his and was putting it in the fridge so she couldn't even attempt to give any to the dog or get more for herself. She didn't mention him giving her the food, which would have been an important detail to leave out.
@@alisaishere ohhh i might’ve misunderstood; thanks for clarifying!
@@alisaishere damn I understand she should have asked but to just not give the dog food at all?..he overreacted a bit, it's not the dogs fault
@@StevieMcKenna10 I'm not defending the dude or anything. I'm just saying to me it didn't sound like he gave her a literal doggy bag. I left a main comment saying how nasty this behavior is. I would have volunteered to make something for the dog. But then again, I've always had spoiled dogs, so there would have been dog friendly options available.
@@alisaishere yeah that's what im saying like, he could have at least gave the dog a little bit of something, instead acted like a child who didn't want to share with it, it's not the dogs fault it's the womans
The couple who does pranks… lol their cat did the best one.😂😂
I was cry-laughing! Cat stashes can be truly puzzling sometimes. 😂 One of mine likes to take hair ties and basically hockey slap them under the oven.
I loved the dorien gray joke 😂 and how courtney was like “…sick dude” immediately after asking how judgemental their friends are 😂
The dog lady went from 100% reasonable to just insane when I learned what her definition of "table scraps" is. Like if you wanna give the dog YOUR entire plate go ahead but the untouched leftovers??
For the cat story, I'm betting after reading his story she saw all the manipulating and all the ways he feels about her and that pushed her into dumping him
I just finished the video and this comment had me so lost because I was thinking about the pant strings cat story
YES!! I'm so glad you pointed this out, it was ALL I could think about 😂She likely saw all the arguments he got into in the comments, probably his other public posts pertaining to this matter ... That shift from "she just needs time to think" to "SHE DUMPED ME" was hysterical
@@TheGhostofAbigailMills I wonder if the person who so helpfully suggested he show the post to his gf was working against him lol
Controlling and gaslighting behaviour and the cat was just the start
13:23 courtney says WE have art NOW WE KNOW
I was literally coming to write the exact same comment. Like how did we not pick up on these things. 😂😂
I love when Courtney and Angela react to Reddit stories they have the greatest reactions
SOOOOO good together
They are! I think my rank goes Noah, Arasha, Angela, Spencer, Courtney, Macdoesit
Their chemistry is so amazing. It's giving "friends hanging after work"
48:30 Courtney's cat noise impression was scary good. I thought they were making those noises outside my house again!
At 13:24 Courtney says 'WE have art'- Little slip up about their relationship before the wedding photos!!!!