Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵
@@herbertcumberbatch7323 If he was over-laughing, he'd be doing it every single chance he got, ESPECIALLY if he were not bothering to be subtle about it. Dude doesn't even laugh at roughly half the stuff the other folks do.
@@flyingchariot9080 OMG Crystal...I think your chandelier is actually made from cheap ass glass. Trunp DID NOT WIN the majority vote stupid. He was given the presidency by the Electoral College. But I am going to guess you don't even know what that is. Google it sweetie!
I was looking for that and I'm surprised that i didn't find a website that counts all the lies. Maybe it so many that they need to use statistic. 23.8 lies per day that's what i founded 😂 and apparently it increase by 1 lie per day since 2019
@@garsm2290 ...or Stormy D, Karen M, Rudy G, Michael C, Jeffrey E to name just a few. He's either lying or has early onset dementia. Either way, he shouldn't be president.
What amazes me is that this dude has supporters. Who in their right mind looks at this orange man and says " That man there should be the President Of The United States".
That is Democracy. The fact is this man has been chosen by the majority of the Americans to be their President. US has a funny way to calculate what constitutes a majority, though.
do people really judge peoples ideas based on their looks? come on man, just because someone looks like a dusty cheeto doesnt mean he hasnt done good things.
earlene wallace Don’t worry...it will always be MLK-a true American hero and legend who will be remembered. Trump will be relegated to the ashcan of history.
@Mats K Obama lied when he said I could keep my plan and doctor when he put in ObamaCare. When he apologized publicly about it, the damage had already been done.
@@randyzaucha6497 Oh I hope it didn't seem like I was defending Trump in some way, the sooner he gets out of there the better, I was just wondering how someone came to such a specific number. I'd say respect for sitting through every single speech and counting the lies, because as we see, there's tons of them.
@@randyzaucha6497 Yep, I agree completely, and even if they counted the lies double and the actual number is half of this, it would also still be too much. If they don't kick him out in november I'm not sure how much is gonna be left of my hope in humanity. And I'm not even American.
Why do everyone complain about Trump? Wildro was worse, tried to close a black school, Nixon bad, John Adams tried to sensor and punish people who critized him. Trump did nothing wrong.
@@Balletified Has nothing to do with the status of the person. This is a formal meeting. There is a protocol. Not applying it is disrespectful. period. I am not a fan of royalty as well, but I have been educated in a way that makes me respect the customs of those who invite me into their homes. Especially when you are supposed to represent your country while being caught on camera. I am neither American nor British and even to me it looks very embarrassing and awkward.
No its exactly 74584925492764826483648755991641893544907004654975497358376548275349635394759383645 and rising. I suppose the real challenge is pronouncing this number
He actually turned mexico into the wall. And by the way one doesnt have to hand money over to pay for the wall. Implementing a trade deal where we profit far more than we have in 30 years more than pays for the wall.
tsralls63 because it’s not a crime, duh. Even if it was tho, Trumps not lying. The economy really is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN. Let that sink in silly person. Lol! Trump 2020 🇺🇸
Always remember that the reason Clinton was impeached was because he told a lie! One lie was viewed by Republicans at the time to be such a horrible thing for a president to do, because "the people need to be able to trust the president." Really shines a spotlight on how Republicans are hypocrites. Democratic president tells one lie = Republicans want him out for committing such a horrible offense. Republican president tells over 16,000 lies = Republicans think it's perfectly fine, he's done nothing wrong at all.
@@mukiwabanda2794 What is rich is your stupidity to NOT know the difference or to even care that your King Bozo has done so and lied to your foolish ass...now go back to Fox before you learn some truth loser..lol
@@frankfanuzzi8395 whats rich about YOUR STUPIDIT is that fox dosen't even support obama so whos foolish? Hmm i dont even know what obama lied about everything he said he was gonna do is done wb your dictator?
If you want trump to tell the truth, you have to ask what his name is everytime he gives a statement. Then it will be one truth and one lie unless his name is donald jillian trump coz then he probably would lie about that also
Alvin and Krysten, have you ever heard of a joke before? Geez. Why do my comments always attract either crazy people or people with sticks up their butts? Not you, Joel. You're cool.
@@nancygilchrist7621 Isn't it like: tRump voter : "I don't care. DJT has set the world on fire *BUT the Dems are more dangerous* ! USA, USA, lock her up! MAGA! KAG! [enter some bs chanting of your choice here]"
@@jeffphakenewz8556 I don't know why people love koolaid and, hence, I do not know why it still exists. It's just crap the body does not need. I have never put that stuff inside my stomach.
“I play to people's fantasies, people may not always think big themselves, but they still get very excited by those who do, that's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. Truthful hyperbole I call it. “ Donald Trump
@@seriesjunkie0074 who lied more trump or any democrat running for office? I can tell you trump lied less. So i'm not defending him. I'm calling you out for the hypocryt you are. Clear enough like this?
The impeachment trial tomorrow is something I'm seriously going to be keeping tabs on even in class when I have time. The examples of the lies made my night, Was funny.
16,000 lies he told or were told about him? Trump could say it’s Sunday night and the left would report that in fact it’s Monday morning.... in Germany.
Wait Whet but I hear the media lying about the context of what he’s saying. They said he said all Hispanics are rapists and he never said all Mexicans are rapists. When he corrected them they used that as one of HIS lies. I could give you 100 examples.
Wait Whet because the border is ran by rapists , drug dealers and murderers. When referring to these drug dealers and human traffickers that go back and forth across the borders it’s ok to call out the bad ones. Didn’t he say Mexico isn’t sending their best and brightest to the border? How can they both have “best” and “all rapists”???? Context is everything
*_“I’ve known jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - stable genius, 2002_*
You'd think one would be concerned that we are watching an american get accused with no real evidence and no due process. I dont care what side you are on this should concern you
@@UncleEbenezer77 it's the constitutional job of the house to review all of the witnesses and put together a complete case prior to being adjudicated by the senate. They wanted to rush it and cut corners and wouldn't allow defence witnesses. This is not proper (If it were a family member of yours going through this you wouldn't accept it as right).They wouldn't lawfully appeal to the supreme court to get what they wanted when he refused to comply (which he is legally allowed to do) and then accused him of "obstruction of congress" (which isnt a thing by the way) so in essence it's an attempted trap. They want to rush, and not follow procedure, so they cut corners then blame him for obstruction which they intentially caused. It's all a joke. It's almost like they are trying to fail.
@@thatswhatisaid8908 Trump was trolling her. he is the troll-in-chief. He cut her off deliberately and stopped. and pretended he had no idea why the 90 year old had trouble keeping up.
@@alvin9033 He still lost the popular vote by 3000000 votes, the people didn't put him office, the flawed system did. And with all the evidence against him and the stigma of Impeachment, he has already been disgraced like only 3 other presidents out of his 44 predecessors (Counting Nixon even though he was smart enough to resign). In reality his chance to win reelection has been shrinking like a drying sponge, and the one turning up the heat is ol' 45 himself...
@@alvin9033 5 years? Wtf are talking about it takes 8 years for someone to be president for their last term that means its 4 years not five hes getting impeached/have been impeached multiple times so i highly doubt its gonna be another 4 years
“Before mass leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of man who can fabricate it.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
@Article Nagle Trump's own "Firehose of Falsehood" indicates his own penchant for authoritarianism and totalitarianism and just so happens to be very similar to the manner that Russia spreads propaganda.
@Article Nagle “Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
Those who ascend and attempt to hold on to power built on a foundation of lies can only succeed if there exists a critical mass of followers who are all too willing to embrace the falsehoods and cede the power to them. - Moi...
His followers don't care. As long as they keep getting tax breaks or get to keep their guns or get to tell women what to do with their own bodies they could care less about other issues like global warming, being kind to others, and free healthcare.
Michael Weston yup global warming sure is a hoax👍, in about 200 yrs atleast a fifth of the world would be under the oceans. Due to the warmth of the oceans
People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Americans.
People around the world always had
People around the world are jealous they don’t live in the greatest country in the world.
Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵
Well we are a pretty funny country!
Cody ALLCAPS No
the guy laughing in the audience sounded like the joker
Copied
yeeshooter how
RoryOH there’s an older comment right under yours which says the same thing
yeeshooter how does that mean I copied him
LGIS FRTT I donno the latest joker movie
That one dude in the Audience laughs like his life depends on it
Bro, shush, that's Arthur Fleck from Joker(2019)
@@weltyclover5311 you're trying too hard to be funny :)
Hes a hired over-laugher and it's not even subtle. Jimmy even takes fake shady jabs at him.
@@herbertcumberbatch7323 If he was over-laughing, he'd be doing it every single chance he got, ESPECIALLY if he were not bothering to be subtle about it. Dude doesn't even laugh at roughly half the stuff the other folks do.
😂😂
Raise your hand if all you can hear is that one guy laughing in the background
"HA HA HA HAAA"
🖐
👉🏽👈🏽
✋
🖐meeee
🖐🏻
“Martin Luther King had a dream, this wasn’t it” 🤣🤣🤣
this was more like his recorent nightmare!
MLK Jr. AKA The rhetoric King
@@badcornflakes6374 ggv. Cc xbhhhyt56 888i>ujjjkjujugggt
This was not it at all
Young F.A we saw the video dumbass. Still better than Biden
Donald J Trump. Says Trump: " The J stands for genius."
@oiuet souiu
Yes, they're going to continue to vote for him, but luckily, they're still outnumbered by us.
@@flyingchariot9080 OMG Crystal...I think your chandelier is actually made from cheap ass glass. Trunp DID NOT WIN the majority vote stupid. He was given the presidency by the Electoral College. But I am going to guess you don't even know what that is. Google it sweetie!
@@flyingchariot9080 Hey dumbfuck, he lost by millions of votes. You are certainly a typical Trumpanzee
Thanks Timski, I really enjoyed that joke, that is possibly true. Would you like a hamberder with that?
Timski
🤣🤣🤣
The one guy in the crowd really mastered and nailed Arthur's joker laugh
Philip Allwardt right !? 😳
AHS take a handful and eat it like an animal to assert dominance
It would be interesting to see this number updated to include all of Trump’s misinformation about the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was looking for that and I'm surprised that i didn't find a website that counts all the lies. Maybe it so many that they need to use statistic. 23.8 lies per day that's what i founded 😂 and apparently it increase by 1 lie per day since 2019
Your out of your mind
He legit calls it the Chinese virus 🤦♂️
@@davidchopsrose And your mind is absent...
I still feel so bad about the guy who had to listen to all the garbage that Trump spreads...
This entire impeachment mess could be over in under a half hour if someone would tell DJT that Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wicked good.
Wut?
That’s funny
😂
I still can’t believe he walked IN FRONT of the Queen !!
Right!
yes the guy’s a real dork
It's insane,THE QUEEN!
Her Majesty,is a fricen queen!
😂😂😂😂the queen
Why does that matter out of everything
I’ve seen more pictures of Trump w Parnas than with him and Barron.
Trump is so stupid he can't even spell baron.. 😅
Baron who????
Trump does not know Parnas, or Nunes.
@@garsm2290 ...or Stormy D, Karen M, Rudy G, Michael C, Jeffrey E to name just a few. He's either lying or has early onset dementia. Either way, he shouldn't be president.
Probably doesn't know who he is
What amazes me is that this dude has supporters. Who in their right mind looks at this orange man and says " That man there should be the President Of The United States".
That is Democracy. The fact is this man has been chosen by the majority of the Americans to be their President. US has a funny way to calculate what constitutes a majority, though.
do people really judge peoples ideas based on their looks? come on man, just because someone looks like a dusty cheeto doesnt mean he hasnt done good things.
Trump haters lmao 🤣
@@Jmax-wj2be if he wasnt president of one of the most major countries in the world,,,i wouldnt be hating this much
Me, I’m one of his supporters
Does everybody else hear that guys laugh in the crowd lol
yep , it's the joker ( joaquin phoenix ) :)
He’s having a blast lmaooo
Yes, HA HA HA HAAAA!
Sounds like Arthur fleck
This was a day to honor Doctor King but he couldn't even do that without whining about himself.
@earlene wallace ...not just whining, but always, always promoting himself or exaggerating his importance
@Dutchhound Bigears sadly so😔😔
Remember last year, when Pence compared him to MLK?
earlene wallace Don’t worry...it will always be MLK-a true American hero and legend who will be remembered. Trump will be relegated to the ashcan of history.
@Dutchhound Bigears - Unemployment rate for African-Americans under Obama dropped from 17% to 7% (Dept of Labor) Much better statistics than Trump.
16,241 lies are his PUBLIC lies.. it's scary to think about the ones we don't know about..
“Martin Luther King had a dream, this wasn't it" 😂😂😂😂
@Respect/Walk You are a liar!
@Mats K he didn't answer ain't that sad? He even knows obama never lied these trumpies keep making stuff up
@Mats K Obama lied when he said I could keep my plan and doctor when he put in ObamaCare. When he apologized publicly about it, the damage had already been done.
Pretty close though 😂 would’ve been nice if Obama did anything productive but it ended up being trump
Daniel Sterling he had a dream he knew was just
Who's the manic laughing in the audience
K4RAWAN ALI sounds like the Joaquin Phoenix Joker 😂
K4RAWAN ALI the joker
He's the guy Kimmel paid to laugh at his jokes.
The real question is though: who counted those 16,241 lies?
So, what if they were HALF right? Would you feel better about it Clara? Geez!
@@randyzaucha6497 Oh I hope it didn't seem like I was defending Trump in some way, the sooner he gets out of there the better, I was just wondering how someone came to such a specific number. I'd say respect for sitting through every single speech and counting the lies, because as we see, there's tons of them.
@@clarav.6771 Let's say that they were half right on the number Clara! Still a monumental number, eh?
@@randyzaucha6497 Yep, I agree completely, and even if they counted the lies double and the actual number is half of this, it would also still be too much. If they don't kick him out in november I'm not sure how much is gonna be left of my hope in humanity. And I'm not even American.
Probably stats counters.
Criminals don't want evidence and witnesses because it leads to the truth.
Yeah, like Nixon
Why do everyone complain about Trump? Wildro was worse, tried to close a black school, Nixon bad, John Adams tried to sensor and punish people who critized him. Trump did nothing wrong.
It was painful watching Trump stagger around and walk in front of the Queen.... ugh, what a disaster.
Agreed. His complete lack of self-awareness and basic etiquette is simply astounding.
@@Balletified Agreed the royal family should be abolished
D E you miss the point. It is their custom and rude not to follow it.
@@Balletified Has nothing to do with the status of the person. This is a formal meeting. There is a protocol. Not applying it is disrespectful. period. I am not a fan of royalty as well, but I have been educated in a way that makes me respect the customs of those who invite me into their homes. Especially when you are supposed to represent your country while being caught on camera. I am neither American nor British and even to me it looks very embarrassing and awkward.
ImGiodarex Abolished? Fool, the Brits are not complaining about the Royal family
The title is lie guys.
The 16,241 should be 16,241,245.
RIGHT😂😂😂
more like 0
No its exactly 74584925492764826483648755991641893544907004654975497358376548275349635394759383645 and rising.
I suppose the real challenge is pronouncing this number
@@alabamalol5139 yeah you're right like 16,241,24055555555555555555555555555555555
16,241 +1
That dudes laugh bro I swear 😂🤦🏽♂️😂
So annoying 😂😂😂
There's a guy who lives across the road from me with the exact same laugh. I think the whole street can hear him.
I think that was the point.
Lol might be him who went on the show haha you should go ask him and tell him how you thought it was him 😂
Could you imagine sitting next to him.....
He makes Bush look like a MENSA member.
This can’t b true, I’m sure he’s lied way more often.
That's the lies during business hours only.
Was ich denk und tu, trau ich andern zu. [German proverb.]
Anders Forsgren der mann gehört ins Gefängnis mein Freund
@@flames4856 Ja selbstverständlich.
@@ryanmcnair3451 LOL,,, and according to Trump's official work schedule, he is only scheduled for 1 hour per day of work.
And a scrap photo book!!! I love you Jimmy!🤣😂
Yeah me too 😍
I LOVE how he's just roasting Trump for 13 minutes :D
I'm suscribing to Jimmy Kimmel just for this.
Why
Mr Awesome for this
I was just getting over "leader of the space force" then he said "Nostradumbass" and that totally took me out. Lmao!!!!
That was hilarious! I can't wait to find a reason to use it.
I’m past laughing attNosredumasshe used it before
I think of it as "Space Farce".
A+ to Jimmy's researchers for finding out how contradictory these people are.
I'm pretty sure this was one of MLK's nightmares.
Trump: *lies 16,241 times*
Pinocchio: ight imma head out
LMFAOOO
hahaha. Yup, can't compete with that Pinocchio.
Even the whale who swallowed pinocchio can't take it
Trump is like pinocchio only difference is his tie grows longer each time he lie instead of his nose.
Only with Trump, it's his stomach that grows.
think the biggest Lie I heard. Was the Story Trump told about having Mexico paying for the Wall.
Repeal and replace healthcare on day one with a cheaper version.
INFRASTRUCTURE
He actually turned mexico into the wall. And by the way one doesnt have to hand money over to pay for the wall. Implementing a trade deal where we profit far more than we have in 30 years more than pays for the wall.
Not the biggest one but a whopper
@@slackumjackum too much koolaid for you
@@tanitaindelicato5649 prove me wrong
2020: gotta bump those numbers those are amateur numbers.
“Even the color of his face is a lie” 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha 👏👏
HILARIOUS
Mac or Die Hilarious but true. I don think he even has an honest bone in his body
You don't like his bronzer? Its called ImPeach!
@@judithf9297 true
Jimmy:
Random guy in the audience:Ahahaha
HOUBOY _713 it’s Agagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga
That's the joker
How about another joke, Jimmy?
@@RsVinnieVids 🤣🤣
I love the random people.
Trump said if wore a mask he would look ridiculous, I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror
Liz brown me too. I wonder if he looks in the mirror while wearing a mask. 🤔
I can't understand why pathologically lying to the country isn't an impeachable offense.
tsralls63 because it’s not a crime, duh. Even if it was tho, Trumps not lying. The economy really is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.
Let that sink in silly person.
Lol!
Trump 2020 🇺🇸
@@alexpaynter5176 yea. He's a great guy.
@@sumbuddy63 yeah great people lie 16 thousand times in a period of 3 years god americans belive anything trump says and support him no matter what
What lies? can you name just one? NOPE!
Always remember that the reason Clinton was impeached was because he told a lie!
One lie was viewed by Republicans at the time to be such a horrible thing for a president to do, because "the people need to be able to trust the president."
Really shines a spotlight on how Republicans are hypocrites.
Democratic president tells one lie = Republicans want him out for committing such a horrible offense.
Republican president tells over 16,000 lies = Republicans think it's perfectly fine, he's done nothing wrong at all.
his first lie as prez is when he promised to uphold the constitution
Hell, he was lying long before he got into office.
And he did that on TWO bibles. What a turd.
Democrats are constitutionalists now thats f u c k i n g r i c h
@@mukiwabanda2794 What is rich is your stupidity to NOT know the difference or to even care that your King Bozo has done so and lied to your foolish ass...now go back to Fox before you learn some truth loser..lol
@@frankfanuzzi8395 whats rich about YOUR STUPIDIT is that fox dosen't even support obama so whos foolish? Hmm i dont even know what obama lied about everything he said he was gonna do is done wb your dictator?
And this was 5 months ago 😖 can you imagine how many times he’s lied since??
Almost August 2020 & the number in the title has upped an estimated 20x
Not as many times as the media lies about him.
Gan GUlf when you say lies does that include just repeating things he’s said or not?
I didn’t see them say any of his lies
Gan GUlf well that’s simply not true, the media may lie about him sometimes, as they do everybody, but the amount he’s lies is far more
I'll never understand why so many people still trust that tyrant. Someone who lies that much clearly can't be trusted.
covand 4360 you obviously don’t know the definition of tyrant. That’s ok, I can’t expect all democrats to be educated.
Everyone Lies
it really does boggle the mind, knowing there are people who actually still support the idiot.
@@australiauk506 80 times per day though?
@@australiauk506 Most normal people stop doing it when they get caught.
1:48 Arthur Fleck came to the show tonight
😂🤣👍🏼
I heard that too...
MetalSnow Studios DUB
THAT LAUGH IS SCARY ON POINT
Heard it too! JOKER in real life?
Dude I was about to comment the same 😂
Better question to ask is how many times has he told the truth
Richmond a heck of a lot more than any democrat.
TechWizard312 definitely not true
If you want trump to tell the truth, you have to ask what his name is everytime he gives a statement. Then it will be one truth and one lie unless his name is donald jillian trump coz then he probably would lie about that also
@@TechWizard312 no true
Probably never, except if he’s looking at himself in the mirror 😂😂
*1963:* "I have a dream..."
*2020:* "Oh God, please let this nightmare end."
You're in America, nightmare? Some perspective is needed, perhaps Summer vacay in Indonesia?
Not relevant. MLK's dream was the opposite of everything that is trump
Alvin “something could be worse, that means your problems don’t exist”
Alvin and Krysten, have you ever heard of a joke before? Geez. Why do my comments always attract either crazy people or people with sticks up their butts?
Not you, Joel. You're cool.
@@krystenbush5673 It is relevant. Trump mentioned MLK. Therefore, I made the joke. *You're* not relevant.
There is one man's laughter in the back that sounds like Joker's.
Hahahahahaha !!!!
I literally just saw this as I was thinking the same thing hahaha 😂😂
Istg he super loud 😂😂😂
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
Exactly.
@@nancygilchrist7621 Isn't it like:
tRump voter : "I don't care. DJT has set the world on fire *BUT the Dems are more dangerous* ! USA, USA, lock her up! MAGA! KAG! [enter some bs chanting of your choice here]"
@@johncatty6560 Hari Krishna Hari Hari
But seriously, Reverend Jones, pass the koolaid, will ya?
@@jeffphakenewz8556 I don't know why people love koolaid and, hence, I do not know why it still exists. It's just crap the body does not need. I have never put that stuff inside my stomach.
“I play to people's fantasies, people may not always think big themselves, but they still get very excited by those who do, that's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. Truthful hyperbole I call it. “ Donald Trump
You missed out the one with his hair blowing as he boarded Air Force one😂😂😂😂
RDP Queen My favorite.
Bald Donnie’s worst enemy - the wind !
My absolute favorite tRump's ascent up the steps of Air Farce One is the one where he has a piece of paper stuck to the heel of his shoe..... :D
Just Me 👩🎤 The toilet 🚽 paper on his shoe is my favorite as well 🤗
gotta vote for the hair.
*_"Donald, fool me once, shame on you! Fool me 16.241 times and I'm your supporter."_*
Compared to the left it's nothing. Look at warren, bernie, hilary.
Hillary had more private emails than 40k.
But i guess you're still a young hypocrit
@@Scorpy666 What?
@@seriesjunkie0074 who lied more trump or any democrat running for office?
I can tell you trump lied less. So i'm not defending him.
I'm calling you out for the hypocryt you are.
Clear enough like this?
Michael de Spa that’s not how you spell hypocrite, but that’s hardly surprising considering you can’t even identify one.
man trumps the reason why we americans look like the biggest joke :'(
As a non American most people in my country looked America seems like a joke since Obama left office and Trump became president
Yep you're right
To who? we lead the world in most everything, guess if they want to make fun of someone, the rest of the world at least sets their sights high
i know right
@@suecuevas7073 please tell me all the things America leads the world in? I feel like this is a myth that every American is lead to believe growing up
The impeachment trial tomorrow is something I'm seriously going to be keeping tabs on even in class when I have time.
The examples of the lies made my night, Was funny.
Yo do you hear a joker laugh in the audience or it just me
Jayden Cruz cant unhear this now omg
I heard it too.
It's all in your head dude
Omg that’s scary
First comment I was looking for.
Guy in the background laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Jimmy :* Trump has lied *16,241* times.
*Trump :* No!!
*Jimmy :* 16,242
Hahahah 😂
No one can deliver a monologue like Kimmel! I just love him!
16,000 lies and a side order of fries
Kimmel will always be my favorite Saturday night live host. He is the best Jimmy 😂
"........how do i make martin luther king jr. day about me?....."
That's an easy one for Trump. He's a narcissist!
I'm Trump briefly, I was elected on this day 3 years ago....... Selfish
*_Nostradumbass?!_*
I'm cackling like the maddest witch now, and yet I cannot hope to match Mr. HA HA HA HAAA!
Thanks, Jimmy!
The world without Donald trump .. that’s a world we all wanna live in 🤷🏼♂️🥂
"we all"
How did he get elected if all of us hate him enough to not want to live in a world with him?
"Journalists will be confined to an area inside Mitch McConnell's throat pouch"
That's what I'm calling it now, throat pouch😄
Or face sack
I’ll take the over on how many we can fit. That’s a huge pouch.
It's bigger than the ones kangaroos have.
I died with “Nostradumbass” 🤣🤣👍🏼
I swear, he'll look in a mirror one day and say, "I don't know this guy."
verilyheld deserves 1million likes
Who does he think he is" Author Fonzereli". 👍👍 not even close
Heyyy!
I know, Kimmel isn't too funny lol
Whats your favorite lie? Mine is when he said that the noise from windmills cause cancer lol
The dishwashers and toilets thing.
When he said the kidney has a special place in the heart.
I like to start with two early ones. That he won in a landslide and that his crowd size was bigger than Obama’s.
When he said Mexico's gonna pay for his useless wall
Raking forests will stop forest fires...but there are so many classics.
Jimmy Kimmel, one of the best US TV host. Keep up the good work.
You didn't add the picture of his hair blowing in the wind, making him look like Voldemort 😂
Wait...
16,000 lies and a side order of fries, from our president.
He looks like someone tried to fry him and failed.
16,000 lies he told or were told about him? Trump could say it’s Sunday night and the left would report that in fact it’s Monday morning.... in Germany.
Don't forget the chicken nuggets!
Wait Whet but I hear the media lying about the context of what he’s saying. They said he said all Hispanics are rapists and he never said all Mexicans are rapists. When he corrected them they used that as one of HIS lies. I could give you 100 examples.
Wait Whet because the border is ran by rapists , drug dealers and murderers. When referring to these drug dealers and human traffickers that go back and forth across the borders it’s ok to call out the bad ones. Didn’t he say Mexico isn’t sending their best and brightest to the border? How can they both have “best” and “all rapists”????
Context is everything
Trump is the actual definition of
"My whole life is a lie."
I honestly think he’s been so blinded by his own lies that he’s descended to dementia
@@maximuscraig8222 2001 Trump was a more sane person. He’s gone crazy
Joker somewhere in the background you can hear him going “AHAHA”
Ken Starr is terrible, welcome to the team Ken.
The insanity has been normalised.
You nailed it.
Any fact to backup your false narrative? Nope! Try again Sweetheart.
@@johnvanzyl2960 You Trumpist snowflakes are SO easily triggered.
more like 16,241 times he pissed off liberals
@@imwithme2389 Only liberals care about lying? Interesting.
that weird laugh though 😂😂 seem his life depends on it 😂😂
I’m still baffled why Trump didn’t burst into flames the moment he touched that Bible.
Flesh colored gloves?
Name one lie!
@@michaelweston7748 The perfect call?
Michael Weston Which one of the 16,000+ since Trump took office?
@@michaelweston7748 "I'm going to build a big, beautiful wall and _Mexico_ is going to pay for it?"
MLK: “I have a nightmare ...” 😱
yes!
yep and its orange
Yes, that we are being judged by our race instead of our character. Tokenism over merit.
And America wakes up to it every day now.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*_“I’ve known jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - stable genius, 2002_*
Yeah TURNIP 2002
Donocchio , every lie making him wider.
🤥
Lol never heard that name but it's funny and true
Damn, that name is awesome!
Happy _Trial of Trumplethinskin Eve,_ everyone!
You'd think one would be concerned that we are watching an american get accused with no real evidence and no due process. I dont care what side you are on this should concern you
slackumjackum If that were actually the case, sure. What concerns me is those who impugn evidence that has yet to be presented
@@UncleEbenezer77 it's the constitutional job of the house to review all of the witnesses and put together a complete case prior to being adjudicated by the senate. They wanted to rush it and cut corners and wouldn't allow defence witnesses. This is not proper (If it were a family member of yours going through this you wouldn't accept it as right).They wouldn't lawfully appeal to the supreme court to get what they wanted when he refused to comply (which he is legally allowed to do) and then accused him of "obstruction of congress" (which isnt a thing by the way) so in essence it's an attempted trap. They want to rush, and not follow procedure, so they cut corners then blame him for obstruction which they intentially caused. It's all a joke. It's almost like they are trying to fail.
Since this is 8 months old, I’d say the number has definitely reached over 20,000
I burst out laughing when i saw him walking with queen she must have been smirking at america seeing that crackhead around 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
I am only guessing, but I think she would have been completely amazed as no one had ever done that to her before.
juveria tarannum the royals are parasitic living off the tax payer..
@@thatswhatisaid8908 Trump was trolling her. he is the troll-in-chief. He cut her off deliberately and stopped. and pretended he had no idea why the 90 year old had trouble keeping up.
@drew pedersen I think trump was pretending to be stupid , so he could embarrass her in front of her own guards.
Yep he walked in FRONT of the effing QUEEN OF ENGLAND. what a moron trump is. Hard to believe all the morons who actually voted for him.
Has it been only three years?? Gah, seems like three decades🥴
That Orange will allways be a embarrassment to the world
And . . . that's the lies we know about! There's a million more, because his life is nothing but a lie!!!
Whoever u hired to count needs a pay raise 😂
And now, one year later, we are free.
We need jimmy kimmel at the impeachment trial asking questions ✊🏽 ur the best
Donny Twittler is really giving Pinocchio a run for his money
People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Donal Trump.
Nostradumbass! Ha! Love it!
LOlolololzzz!!!
Jimmy, I've never devoted a second to any season of The Bachelor.
Jimmy is quickly becoming my favorite late night host
David Edwards close tie with Colbert!
yea hes super dooper funny!
About the same time he's losing tons of viewers. Ironic.
Great Night Show 😎
I want him out
No
Then vote.
You only have to wait 5 years, you can do it!
@@alvin9033 He still lost the popular vote by 3000000 votes, the people didn't put him office, the flawed system did. And with all the evidence against him and the stigma of Impeachment, he has already been disgraced like only 3 other presidents out of his 44 predecessors (Counting Nixon even though he was smart enough to resign). In reality his chance to win reelection has been shrinking like a drying sponge, and the one turning up the heat is ol' 45 himself...
@@alvin9033 5 years? Wtf are talking about it takes 8 years for someone to be president for their last term that means its 4 years not five hes getting impeached/have been impeached multiple times so i highly doubt its gonna be another 4 years
Does McConnell have to wear a tie to keep his tongue from falling out of his mouth?
Your comedy is a public service to America’s sanity - thank you !!
when honesty is valued,
america will be great.
bud fudlacker sucks putins cock fudlacker this is a fantastic saying
“Before mass leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of man who can fabricate it.”
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
@Article Nagle Trump's own "Firehose of Falsehood" indicates his own penchant for authoritarianism and totalitarianism and just so happens to be very similar to the manner that Russia spreads propaganda.
Article Nagle duh
@Article Nagle “Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
Those who ascend and attempt to hold on to power built on a foundation of lies can only succeed if there exists a critical mass of followers who are all too willing to embrace the falsehoods and cede the power to them. - Moi...
@Article Nagle The conclusions you draw from the actions that Trump has taken are what don't make any logical sense.
If he has told all these lies then why are unemployment rate at a all time down
His followers don't care. As long as they keep getting tax breaks or get to keep their guns or get to tell women what to do with their own bodies they could care less about other issues like global warming, being kind to others, and free healthcare.
You are fighting ghosts in your own head
And you seem to have a lot of empty space in your head
Global Warming? THAT is a hoax Nic, try to keep up!
Michael Weston yup global warming sure is a hoax👍, in about 200 yrs atleast a fifth of the world would be under the oceans. Due to the warmth of the oceans
@@ItachiUchiha-ck6hi Sorry, water doesn't expand enough to raise anything, unless you freeze it genius!
The one guy in the backs laugh got me dead
I am 16, from Germany, and really sorry for you Americans.
That’s how many calories he eats a day too
This man lied about weather
Multiple times...
Anyone else wonder how the economy can be Great and they still find a need to issue 20 year bonds?
Who else would love to see Rudy Giuliani testify? 😂😂