As foreigners, we watch what’s going on in America and half laugh and half jaw drop in shock that this guy is the President. It’s absolutely crazy. We don’t understand.
I too don’t understand why the oompaloompa is in the White House either. He doesn’t deserve to be in it. And I’m a U.S. citizen. And I’m one of those that never voted for the jerk.
Fox News is simply a propaganda network for Trump. They feed him such softball questions imploring him that they'll do whatever is necessary to make him look good. How any citizen of this country can fall for such a BS network .... We've got some real thick skulls in this country - it is hard to believe people actually watch and believe. A prime selection of this same group stands behind him at his rallies smiling and nodding their bobble-heads while laughing at every insult he throws out against anyone who stands up for him! Stupid people that elected and support the biggest embarrassment we've EVER had in the White House. Oh.... but they don't follow history to know that. Oh yeah, and we can thank the Russians for getting this "fool" elected. They're very happy to see the US looking so bad through all of this - especially in the international relations. Putin is looking very smart and in control. To use one of our wonderful leader's favorite words... "sad".
Projection at its finest. The guy lies 96 times in a week, yet his minion contacts a *comedy* show (in which lying happens for exaggeration and/or irony and you are not supposed to take it seriously) and asks for a retraction. 🙄
There is only one lie and that is that the President of the USA lies. Let me give it to you. Did he lie about being a Billionaire, or being married to a beautiful international model or about being the most powerful man on earth right now or stopping all the wars that the USA was involved in? Or did he lie about the Booming economy or building the wall or having a beautiful family? Did he lie about his history or heritage as an American? Did he lie about destroying Islamic State Terrorism or winning the last election? Is he lying about winning the next one election? Did The President lie or making America great again? Did he lie about creating the best African American employment numbers in history? So how about you name just one of the 14,000 "lies." You can't do it right? NO because Trump is all of the things he says he is and you are just a pathetic old fool. Now here is a truth from the most of the President off the USA that cannot be disputed..."CNN is very Fake News."Now tell me how I am wrong.
Frankie Dog Turner You forgot his comment about his father Fred being born in Germany when it is well documented that he was born in the USA. I'm not an American and I do not live in the USA. I do not have political bias as many Americans who belong to one party or the other. One thing I can say is "make America great again" is a lie because since the First World War America has always been great and if this president thinks he can make America great again when it is always great despite who is president. (Maybe just for my own interest when do you think America stopped being great)?
OP 1000 Trump claimed his father Fred was born in Germany after he was elected. Same as he told a Ukrainian politician that he remembers Miss Ukraine winning his beauty pageant. Miss Ukraine never won but I will excuse him that one because with all those beautiful women who really cares which one won.
Lets be real here, Trump is decent president. He may not be a good person, but he has accomplished things. He got many of our soldiers out of Foreign countries and he did a good job on helping the economy (is now down because of COVID-19). He has been working a lot on strengthening our military technology (F-35 jets, weapons, etc.) and even started the Space Force to help us get ahead in satellite technology in future years. He accomplished many of his campaign promises. He may not be a good person, but he isn't a bad president. For many, he will be a better choice than Biden in 2020, he can at least form full sentences. I don't think he should of won the election in 2016, but for at least republican he is way better Hillary, just as 2020 will be with Biden. It isn't about him that he will win these elections but the one sided people he is up against. Trump 2020!
He’s not wrong blacks use the word every day and whites and blacks will continue to use it until the end of time None of this nonsense is ever going to stop people from speaking or using a word you people are morons
@@hurricanespettheftdocument7081 , this was about Trump misspelling words that every normal autocorrect would catch, like "rupublicans". Though my guess is that Trump just switched off any spellcheck correction, because he can't stand to be corrected by anyone, even an AI.
Kevin Mines take responsibility, and use the opportunity to twist the knife deeper. to respond to their timeline a distinction by mirroring it ,reflecting it back into the offending party, countering a sneering falsehood, using public forum to reflect a previous offense back into a hypocrite's teeth, even copying their format. I'm no student of revenge but👍👍👍👍👍....niiice!
Kevin Mines AMERICA??? r u referring to the land mass aka CONTINENT WHICH RUNS FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO AKA EARTH OF FIRE NEAR THE SOUTH POLE ALL THE WAY UP NORTH TO KISKA ISLAND ON THE BERING SEA NEAR THE HOMELAND OF CURRENT USA PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN....Then, some in the USA dare to call the poor French as the : "Aholes of the universe". However, I have yet to hear a French person Monopolize the term EUROPEANS FOR THEMSELVES like the USA inhabitants do with the word Americans..
I can remember when Obama went golfing and received so much criticism from Republican because of it. Republicans were saying "How does Obama have the time to golf, when he has a country to run" ? Do you all remember that?And when Trump golfed over 238 times since he took Office, NO ONE said a DAMNED thing. Such Hypocrisy by the Republicans. But then again on the flip side, when Obama publicly played basketball, NO ONE complained. I guess Republicans must think Golf is one of those "White People Only Sports". No wonder Tiger Woods and his dad said they were harrassed so much during the "early years". They were scoffed at for being in certain country clubs. And no wonder the Williams Sisters received so much criticism for playing tennis, a game that they loved so much. I can recall when NO basketball players were allowed to play professionally, and when Jackie Robinson was harrassed for playing professional baseball. And even today, many Republicans don't say they don't see any discrimination.
go gettem jimmy, imagine a "president" caught lying 14,000 times and wanting a retraction when he did in fact play golf that day, for the record setting 238th time. they have no shame.
So what are the lies? I've waited for three years to find out about lies, that I've never seen...is trump silencing the trump hating media to keep this invisible list of lies from getting out?
There was an active and VERY popular fascist movement in the USA until the day war was simultaneously declared on Japan and Germany in 1941, whereupon it was driven underground. It never went away, however, and the ever-rightward drift of the GOP has finally allowed it back out of the shadows...
Agreed. I seriously have no idea of what his supports come up with, to justify their support. The man is blatantly lying on a daily basis and they still believe him. Are they that gullible, or are they just afraid to admit they voted for the wrong candidate?
Jewelz EDM They are stupid enough to believe every lie he or fake Fox news puts out there. I have friends and family, some well educated,that take it all as gospel.Incredible
@A NOT HILLARY! Hillary was CLEARED OF BOTH! Benghazi happened because MITCH MCCONNELL BLOCKED HER AND OBAMA'S REQUEST TO RESUME FUNDING FOR EMBASSY SECURITY AT A HIGHER RATE! Hillary testified for ELEVEN HOURS about Benghazi AND WAS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES, and SHE ALSO RELEASED HER EMAILS, which only had COOKING TRICKS while they had NOTHING CONCERNING NATIONAL SECURITY! Stop watching Fox News! You're actually LESS informed watching those a**holes than if you watch no news at all! Hillary is INNOCENT!
@A there is tons of evidence!! Open your eyes!! Trump WILL be impeached! He self incriminated himself several times on national television!!!! What a complete moron he is!! It is obvious to anybody with half a brain cell that he did this,!!
I swear these shows are more on point than the actual news at times! LOVE THIS! Way to own your mistake too! SIDE NOTE....why is our President going on a random and LONG tangent about a talk show host. I'm not very political but the leader of the FREE world should not conduct himself that way in public like that. UGH Hurts my heart!
I remember seeing Charlie Sheen in an interview with Graham Norton in the UK, he talked about how Trump was at his wedding and congratulated him before taking off his cufflinks and giving them to Sheen as a gift, saying that they were made of platinum. Sheen went to a pawn shop with them years later after his marriage ended and the pawn shop owner looked at them and said the cufflinks were worthless junk with tiny letter T’s engraved in them!
some says, they used an electron microscope to scan his head to locate his brain :) and whatever they located/found, sent it to LHC, to figure what kind of particle was it... took scientist quite a long time to figure it was just his bossoms :)
@@7XHARDER Some countries do twilight sedation, which for a lot of people knocks them out. Also, depending on conditions (IBD, etc), they might use a stronger anesthetic that knocks you out.
@@ObsidianAngiris And if he does, we'll get another four years of so little getting done, that his supporters will STILL be thinking about Hillary, like that drunk welfare father who always talks about his football days.
Team Leader: "Mission is a hold, no SP at this time, stand fast & maintain REDCON 1." Assistant Team Leader: "What's the holdup?" Team Leader: "President just took a Mulligan." Assistant Team Leader: "Roger that."
Nothing about it is funny. You have demons inside of you or something. Trump will outlove an army of 20+ year old drug addicts. Maybe they should start rescinding and retracting, ya know since a potentially early death is SO funny.
"Trump won't even admit he was wrong to his phone!" may well be one of the most insightful comments regarding this president that I've ever heard...and, sadly, it's not a joke!
No sadly it is probably not a joke. 14000 lies is also not a lie. Just pathetic. I can not believe this man is still President or even sadder that people still support him. How?
@@marycoleman6963 they lost their capability of independent thinking. Which makes even more insame their claiming to be "independent thinkers" who then rely on far right sources and never question them. As one told me to my face: "trump never lies and is never wrong!" Even when I was a fan of Obama, I occasionally questioned what he was doing and was (usually) but not always satisfied.
Sociopath is coming to his well deserved end. Soon, Out of office, prosecuted, jailed... They took Manafort's clothes. Wonder what all they'll take from the drumpfs...
True narcissist they will find the smallest tiniest detail of something someone made a mistake on while overlooking the millions Of LIES they tell. Classic.
Well said. His brain is soooo small. “No, you’re lying!” It’s embarrassing that our leader is such a Moron......but at least he’s the bestest,most smarterest good talker ever.
Mike Pace really mike are you a billionaire ? Keep working on it with that large brain of yours 😂 Realise these puppets work for higher people and spout the same propaganda (Lies) , go watch project Veritas
"we were incorrect", even though it was likely done by his staff, and "I retracted." A good boss, with shared blame and no finger pointing is hard to come by. Kudos, Mr K. A misteak admitted is OK, one denied for pointed at someone else is pretty despicable.
We are !!!. Thus the resistance. !!! May GOD restore honor, trust, integrity, respect, humility, patriotism, rule of law, the constitution, and faith back to the U.S.A. !!!
@@NoWayOut55 , thank you. This is our country. Black, white, Republican, Democrat. No matter. We simply can't stand by and allow ANYBODY to defile or undermine the constitution and our future. I am confident GOD will see us through these perilous times and restore to the American people our republic. And our attempts at democracy.
Jim Burig I’m from uk I was really surprised and concerned he had the power to pull troops out of Syria . I thought he was just a puppet but he got way too much say .The mans a buffoon get rid mate .
@@v.blakheart2905 I'm waiting for them to start claiming their mini-IQs as a disability... or their lack of morality and ethics. I can just hear the chant, "Equal rights for those that refuse to educate themselves and have no morals or ethics! Rah! Rah!"...
It blows my mind that Trumps people would have the audacity to request that anything be retracted or corrected especially from a late night comedy host considering how much inaccurate garbage comes out of Trumps mouth.
I had to check the comments under this post to see if a tRumpy was asking the inane question, "what lies???" And who do I find, "democrats eat boogers guy.". Geez Eric, I'm jealous. It's almost like a real celebrity.
@Tony Preston It's not possible to delete other people's comments. Nobody is responding to your strawmen because they're not even relevant and you're too stupid to understand why they're wrong.
Tony Preston the democratic and republican parties were absolutely nothing like they are today in 1861. The democrats certainly weren’t liberal at that time period
@@chrisdavis3652 it'll be the dems. They can't beat Trump and they've sucked lemons for three years. They know they can't beat Trump. That's why there's talk of impeachment since he got elected
14000 lies in 3 years is an average of about 14 per day. I don't think I've ever lied 14 times in one day, at any time in my life. To average that for years on end is genuinely impressive.
@@loralarose9615 the difference being: Trump did on his own huge damage to many issues. Where Biden has a team that chooses a path that is more sensible, you goof
I literally look forward to these Trump videos every morning. It's actually UNBELIEVABLE how this guy is in charge of the most powerful country on the planet.. Jimmy, killing it with the roasts as always lmfao
are you kidding? How embarrassing will you idiots look when you try putting sleepy sleezy gropey ol' joe biden, or fauxcahontas "eat the rich" Liz Warren on a stage with him?
@monokhem Hard at work? I don't know...it seems the only thing they're hard for is their Dear Leader....but ole' King CHEATos only has eyes for Putin and Kim Jong Un.
That “ small loan of a million dollars” is another lie- his sugar daddy gave him many millions as a start-up and kept bailing him out till his death when Donnie owed the estate tens of millions more ( and never repaid the many “ loans”) .
I love to DVR Jimmy and watch him the next morning because he comes on so late on the east coast, I've noticed many times how if I don't watch Jimmy live, his monologue will be censored and I can tell some of Jimmy's best jokes ( many truth's ) are the one's that are cut out, It's a shame a president who knows no bounds when it comes to telling lies can impact our freedom of speech and block us from enjoying one of my favorite late shows. I've also seen the same thing with Seth Meyers monologue but not as often as Jimmy's. I believe it's best to laugh at this painful part of our great nations history as we live through it in real time and hopefully this time next year it will be a thing of our past.
@Brandon Well first of a social worker has nothing to do with the level of education one receives. If money had a link to intelligence then maybe Trump wouldn't use words like "Hamberder" and "oringins". Secondly the irony of your statement for criticizing the intelligence of others while using the incorrect verbage is SO thick.
@Brandon what are you talking about Obama was never a social worker? In Chicago he was a cival rights attorney, you know a lawyer because he had a law degree. He also taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago and worked for a few companies who invested in developing underserved black communities in Chicago so you're wildly misinformed sir.
And dear idiots are truly showing how boring their lives are. Worried about spelling and not worrying about America's issues that have to be resolved by the president. Which he is actually doing.
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As foreigners, we watch what’s going on in America and half laugh and half jaw drop in shock that this guy is the President. It’s absolutely crazy. We don’t understand.
This is a disgrace to democracy
Viktoria Vasiliev we neither
We have been allies for a century...and we are agog at his performance...Downunder
I too don’t understand why the oompaloompa is in the White House either.
He doesn’t deserve to be in it.
And I’m a U.S. citizen. And I’m one of those that never voted for the jerk.
Viktoria Vasiliev cause you’re all idiots and watch too much kimmel. You don’t know what’s happening behind the curtains.
ODD - the trump guys never ask fox "news" to correct all of their lies.....
There are (or were) a few people on Fox News who would occasionally Fact Check the President. I have seen Shep Smith do it several times.
They've gotten to the point where I think they believe their own lies.
Fox News is simply a propaganda network for Trump. They feed him such softball questions imploring him that they'll do whatever is necessary to make him look good. How any citizen of this country can fall for such a BS network .... We've got some real thick skulls in this country - it is hard to believe people actually watch and believe. A prime selection of this same group stands behind him at his rallies smiling and nodding their bobble-heads while laughing at every insult he throws out against anyone who stands up for him! Stupid people that elected and support the biggest embarrassment we've EVER had in the White House. Oh.... but they don't follow history to know that. Oh yeah, and we can thank the Russians for getting this "fool" elected. They're very happy to see the US looking so bad through all of this - especially in the international relations. Putin is looking very smart and in control. To use one of our wonderful leader's favorite words... "sad".
You guys are dilusional
Projection at its finest. The guy lies 96 times in a week, yet his minion contacts a *comedy* show (in which lying happens for exaggeration and/or irony and you are not supposed to take it seriously) and asks for a retraction. 🙄
I'm 77 and I don't think in my life time I could think of 14,000 things to lie about?
There is only one lie and that is that the President of the USA lies. Let me give it to you. Did he lie about being a Billionaire, or being married to a beautiful international model or about being the most powerful man on earth right now or stopping all the wars that the USA was involved in? Or did he lie about the Booming economy or building the wall or having a beautiful family? Did he lie about his history or heritage as an American? Did he lie about destroying Islamic State Terrorism or winning the last election? Is he lying about winning the next one election? Did The President lie or making America great again? Did he lie about creating the best African American employment numbers in history? So how about you name just one of the 14,000 "lies." You can't do it right? NO because Trump is all of the things he says he is and you are just a pathetic old fool. Now here is a truth from the most of the President off the USA that cannot be disputed..."CNN is very Fake News."Now tell me how I am wrong.
Frankie Dog Turner You forgot his comment about his father Fred being born in Germany when it is well documented that he was born in the USA. I'm not an American and I do not live in the USA. I do not have political bias as many Americans who belong to one party or the other. One thing I can say is "make America great again" is a lie because since the First World War America has always been great and if this president thinks he can make America great again when it is always great despite who is president. (Maybe just for my own interest when do you think America stopped being great)?
Alan Watson . When Trump took office?
OP 1000 I guess you got me there.
OP 1000 Trump claimed his father Fred was born in Germany after he was elected. Same as he told a Ukrainian politician that he remembers Miss Ukraine winning his beauty pageant. Miss Ukraine never won but I will excuse him that one because with all those beautiful women who really cares which one won.
Damn! That was savage. I love this side of Kimmel.
When it rains, Trump blames God. When Trump slips, he blames the floor. He blames everybody and everything except Trump.
Lets. Not. Forget. How. Our. Air. Force. Was. Bombing. Everything. In. Sight. During. The. Revolutionary. War. In 1776. Huh??
just like you blame trump for all the bad in america look in the mirror loser
@sennkilner
You are the real loser
Still a Trump supporter after all this?!
@Desperadox23 Nah he a Russian Hack one of the 2 million spoofing crap
Lets be real here, Trump is decent president. He may not be a good person, but he has accomplished things. He got many of our soldiers out of Foreign countries and he did a good job on helping the economy (is now down because of COVID-19). He has been working a lot on strengthening our military technology (F-35 jets, weapons, etc.) and even started the Space Force to help us get ahead in satellite technology in future years. He accomplished many of his campaign promises. He may not be a good person, but he isn't a bad president. For many, he will be a better choice than Biden in 2020, he can at least form full sentences. I don't think he should of won the election in 2016, but for at least republican he is way better Hillary, just as 2020 will be with Biden. It isn't about him that he will win these elections but the one sided people he is up against. Trump 2020!
LMFAO He won't even let his phone correct him LOL!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wrong!!!!
@letoII you upset baby girl?
@letoII DELESIONAL!!!
letoII
Trump for prison 2020! Lock him up!
"Shook his little hand" LMFAO
Hahhaha..
The only thing smaller than his hand is his brain.
@@couragekarnga8735 🍄
Ruepublican, Rue Paul's Brother! 😄🇬🇧
Tiny, dainty, lotioned hands with pink moist palms and slender fingers.
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
I cannot stop laughing! Hahahahaha
@@anthonyrodriguez625 Glad I could provide ya with a laugh Tony. Cheers mate! 🍷🍷👍
@@nightknight9415 thanks mate,I can definitely use it right now
@@anthonyrodriguez625 Merry impeachment Wednesday! 👏👍👍
@@nightknight9415 hahahahaha, that gift that keeps on giving
The comparison between Obama and Trump was so good, it went viral..
It was incredible
abhimanit12 what comparison? Was it one of his vifeos
There was no comparison. Trump is so insignificant compared to the man that is Obama
Dhruv Girgenti the speeches they gave regarding the killing of osama bin laden and the most recent ISIS leader, forgot his name.
If *everyone* just told *Trump* his *"Pee Pee"* is *The Greatest & Way Biglier than Obama's,* we would have peace in the world ....
Donald is the only person who argues with spellcheck. "No, fake speller, I know I'm right."
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As I read your comment, I did the Trump voice, and cracked myself up😄.
"I know more about spelling than spell check." -D.T.
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😂😂😂
Quid pro quo the 3 horseman of extortion. Good one.
O.m.g..lol even to his phone he won’t admit he’s wrong..great point
He’s not wrong blacks use the word every day and whites and blacks will continue to use it until the end of time None of this nonsense is ever going to stop people from speaking or using a word you people are morons
@@hurricanespettheftdocument7081 What?
@@hurricanespettheftdocument7081 , this was about Trump misspelling words that every normal autocorrect would catch, like "rupublicans". Though my guess is that Trump just switched off any spellcheck correction, because he can't stand to be corrected by anyone, even an AI.
The jokes were great but taking full responsibility for what you said was amazing . This is so lost in America. .
Kevin Mines
take responsibility, and use the opportunity to twist the knife deeper. to respond to their timeline a distinction by mirroring it ,reflecting it back into the offending party, countering a sneering falsehood, using public forum to reflect a previous offense back into a hypocrite's teeth, even copying their format.
I'm no student of revenge but👍👍👍👍👍....niiice!
How is Jimmy Kimmel or late night relevant if he is to you good help ya
@@jakesnake165 what ?
@@jakesnake165 Good help you as well, have a god weekend, lost soul.
Kevin Mines AMERICA??? r u referring to the land mass aka CONTINENT WHICH RUNS FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO AKA EARTH OF FIRE NEAR THE SOUTH POLE ALL THE WAY UP NORTH TO KISKA ISLAND ON THE BERING SEA NEAR THE HOMELAND OF CURRENT USA PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN....Then, some in the USA dare to call the poor French as the : "Aholes of the universe". However, I have yet to hear a French person Monopolize the term EUROPEANS FOR THEMSELVES like the USA inhabitants do with the word Americans..
So we're supposed to believe Jimmy was just standing there on the busiest part of Hollywood Blvd, waiting for Trump's car?
I can remember when Obama went golfing and received so much criticism from Republican because of it. Republicans were saying "How does Obama have the time to golf, when he has a country to run" ? Do you all remember that?And when Trump golfed over 238 times since he took Office, NO ONE said a DAMNED thing. Such Hypocrisy by the Republicans. But then again on the flip side, when Obama publicly played basketball, NO ONE complained. I guess Republicans must think Golf is one of those "White People Only Sports". No wonder Tiger Woods and his dad said they were harrassed so much during the "early years". They were scoffed at for being in certain country clubs. And no wonder the Williams Sisters received so much criticism for playing tennis, a game that they loved so much. I can recall when NO basketball players were allowed to play professionally, and when Jackie Robinson was harrassed for playing professional baseball. And even today, many Republicans don't say they don't see any discrimination.
Come on... If you are going to make a statement such as "Such Hypocrisy by the Republicans," at least spell it right: RUPUBLICANS!
Yeah better go back to playing with lps toys, you're making up stuff...
The Big R rules with lies
They have two sets of rules. Everyone found that out!
I love when Kimmel gets angry, his comedy gets even better.
true!
Nah, he actually sucks ass
Matachilangos so what do you do?
Sorrel555 Kimmel is the worst thing about American television
Big Cass Sucks ass
You mean falon
go gettem jimmy, imagine a "president" caught lying 14,000 times and wanting a retraction when he did in fact play golf that day, for the record setting 238th time. they have no shame.
So what are the lies? I've waited for three years to find out about lies, that I've never seen...is trump silencing the trump hating media to keep this invisible list of lies from getting out?
@@mrchordstriker watch?v=nGE1b3Eephw
@@mrchordstriker Vincent, Just google 'trump lies'. There are literally about 14,000 of them out there. None are hidden.
"I shook his little hand" gets me every time😂😂😂
One has to shake their head at all those people who still support and defend this disgrace of a president.
There was an active and VERY popular fascist movement in the USA until the day war was simultaneously declared on Japan and Germany in 1941, whereupon it was driven underground. It never went away, however, and the ever-rightward drift of the GOP has finally allowed it back out of the shadows...
Agreed. I seriously have no idea of what his supports come up with, to justify their support. The man is blatantly lying on a daily basis and they still believe him. Are they that gullible, or are they just afraid to admit they voted for the wrong candidate?
Jewelz EDM They are stupid enough to believe every lie he or fake Fox news puts out there. I have friends and family, some well educated,that take it all as gospel.Incredible
ronald bouvette LOL imagine not supporting trump. What a loser you are.
Yeah an improved economy really does suck
Only 14,000 lies? Are you sure that isn't from just his first year???
I wonder why any of his clips play because it seems EVERYthing he says is BS; everything. No credibility
@A NOT HILLARY! Hillary was CLEARED OF BOTH! Benghazi happened because MITCH MCCONNELL BLOCKED HER AND OBAMA'S REQUEST TO RESUME FUNDING FOR EMBASSY SECURITY AT A HIGHER RATE! Hillary testified for ELEVEN HOURS about Benghazi AND WAS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES, and SHE ALSO RELEASED HER EMAILS, which only had COOKING TRICKS while they had NOTHING CONCERNING NATIONAL SECURITY! Stop watching Fox News! You're actually LESS informed watching those a**holes than if you watch no news at all! Hillary is INNOCENT!
@Ayou're triggered and Trump will be impeached LOLOLOL
@A boy are you delusional!!! Better stop listening to Rush Limbaugh!!!😂😂
@A there is tons of evidence!! Open your eyes!! Trump WILL be impeached! He self incriminated himself several times on national television!!!! What a complete moron he is!! It is obvious to anybody with half a brain cell that he did this,!!
“Little hand” I’m dying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear these shows are more on point than the actual news at times! LOVE THIS! Way to own your mistake too! SIDE NOTE....why is our President going on a random and LONG tangent about a talk show host. I'm not very political but the leader of the FREE world should not conduct himself that way in public like that. UGH Hurts my heart!
because he thinks the presidency is a TV show. And he treats it like one.
Leader of the Free World? You take that back! Angela Merkel has NEVER gone off on weird, long tangents about talk show hosts! :-p
Don't make the entire free world a part of this mess. Trump is your president alone, we don't want any of his horseshit lmao
Agreed!!
Exactly.
I swear Trump's tweets spell words like they do in Nigerian email scams and Russian/North Korean hacker breadcrumbs.
A delightful bit of trivia is that MAGA is a Nigerian slang word for an easy scam target.
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Conald seems like a Nigerian email scam and a Russian / North Korean hacker.
Good point! Has anyone actually checked his birth records? :)
One of the benefits of reading is seeing how words, billy words, are spelled.
I remember seeing Charlie Sheen in an interview with Graham Norton in the UK, he talked about how Trump was at his wedding and congratulated him before taking off his cufflinks and giving them to Sheen as a gift, saying that they were made of platinum. Sheen went to a pawn shop with them years later after his marriage ended and the pawn shop owner looked at them and said the cufflinks were worthless junk with tiny letter T’s engraved in them!
I saw that show a while ago, but doubt any of trum's voter watch Graham Norton.
Margaret Merhi you’re probably right, they’re missing out !
@@tomrowell1558 they're glued to the TV screen watching fox "news" channel, worshiping every word (lie) the psycho says
@tom rowell
I think that pretty much describes trump’s idea of giving to charity...
I saw that show, Trump has never corrected Sheen. Trumps been lying since the day he was born. Pity his mother.
“U” isn’t even close to “E”
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It is if your fingers 4 inches wide......
@@nishitsoni3297 But Trumps hands are tiny....
But "he" is close to "eww" .
Trump kept proving to his sycophants he's a ruthless crinimal as the Ukrainian impeachment unravel itself.
Whoever had the idea to put "burp" and "McFlurry" in the same sentence, you owe me new sides.
Bobby Peru absolutely
Plus another McNugget
America, where we hold our talk show hosts to higher standards than our president.
Oh yeah. Where was Me Too with Jimmy?
Are u defending the trump now?!
Best president we’ve EVER had! Restoring our Constitution pisses off left wing communists.
Yeah when our president is a dumb ass
@@heathererickson6216 Word Salad president* that only morons and cult members think is great LMFAO
Republicans... Republicans.. Republicans. Hey, he's right. I tried to type RU and it kept correcting me.
RU-publican
Republicans....Republicans.....yep
Rupublicans
Rupublicans
Try the Russian computer
"Shook his little hand!"
Savage Jimmy Kimmel! well played!
some says, they used an electron microscope to scan his head to locate his brain :) and whatever they located/found, sent it to LHC, to figure what kind of particle was it... took scientist quite a long time to figure it was just his bossoms :)
@@mytester6208 Trying far too hard there...
@@Mike_2603 but in the end...it doesn't even matter
At least it wasn't his little mushroom! 😐
Stormy shook his little ________.
🤔I love that we laugh at the news anchors for comedy and go to comedians for news🤣
Its all garbage nowadays.
Why is this so accurate?
@Some Guy: Because it has always been the job of jesters to speak truth to power.
Canoga Parque 818 You mean fake news
Yes I concur...ha ha ha ha ha ha... LMAO 🤣😂
"Fingered Rudy"
1st, gross...
2nd, that kind of explains why his eyes always look like he woke up in the middle of a colonoscopy...
Wait you are supposed to sleep in a colonoscopy? Jesus
OMG!!! That comment had me laughing so hard, I woke up the neighbors!
7X HARDER well no but Rudy falls asleep constantly so he wasn’t prepared for the foreign entry
🤣🤣
@@7XHARDER Some countries do twilight sedation, which for a lot of people knocks them out. Also, depending on conditions (IBD, etc), they might use a stronger anesthetic that knocks you out.
Careful Jimmy, he might start making phone calls to get someone to " Do us a favor" about you.
"He won't even admit to his phone that he's wrong." True story.
Trump 2020
Classic...oh yeah
Ok let me see your tax returns then
@@erinschoch5506 I really hope you enjoy Trump as President for the next 5 years, I will.
@@tripd4949
Typical RUpublican AI.
If you piss Team Trump off, you're doing something right.
i believe in you jimmy kimmel :-)
TELL THAT TO HILLARY, MORON! 😆👍
@@t.j.s8477 good thing hillary isnt running, right? The hillary talk is getting boring and irrelevent 4 years after the fact bro.
The SuperWaffle Hilary lost, trump won and guess what, trump is gonna win again 😂
@@ObsidianAngiris And if he does, we'll get another four years of so little getting done, that his supporters will STILL be thinking about Hillary, like that drunk welfare father who always talks about his football days.
"The Three Horsemen of Extortion" - I'm dying
He probably has the spell check disabled because he only has perfect conversations
I thought the same thing - but only because he hates to be corrected about anything.
I believe spell check quit on him,,got tired of him lying!!
Spell check said "na imma head out"
he turned spell check off because it kept messing up his incomprehensible spelling and turning the word into something else completely.
He has words... So many words 🤣🤣🤣
Lol smh damn, I’m trying to figure out why does Trump lie about the LITTLEST things!!!
IQ45 LIES BECAUSE HE HAS A "little" brain
It's always worked for him. Most people learn as children to not lie. To him lying is as natural as not lying is to everyone else.
Team Leader: "Mission is a hold, no SP at this time, stand fast & maintain REDCON 1."
Assistant Team Leader: "What's the holdup?"
Team Leader: "President just took a Mulligan."
Assistant Team Leader: "Roger that."
ROTFL!! Good job
4c1dr3fl3x • Amphib Support: “Awaiting orders, sir. ACU 5 at the ready if ‘little big man’ shanks it into the water hazard.”
@@gunhedd5375 and 4c1dr3fl3x lmfao, so on point I love it
Great job
LMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"...every time he burped into his McFlurry"
F*cking lol!! I'm still chuckling now, 2 minutes later. Going to have to skip back to see what I missed.
The line "it's Ukraining men" deserves more credit.
It really doesn't
Best line
@@777sirach that's your opinion
@@atariblue yes it is
what part was that said? lmao
“He should probably start retracting and correcting soon because he is 73.”🔥
kuro neko what about Bernie. Mans going to have another heart attack and die
Imagine sitting somewhere amd actually finding that joke funny, off of the sheer hate in your heart.
Nothing about it is funny. You have demons inside of you or something. Trump will outlove an army of 20+ year old drug addicts. Maybe they should start rescinding and retracting, ya know since a potentially early death is SO funny.
@@RichMoneyLTD Outlove? Early death, at 73? LOL, you are HILARIOUS!
Will Pack no
That burn at the end... my hat 🎩 goes off to jimmy and the writers♨️♨️♨️♨️
trump 2016 : im going places
citizens 2019 : youre fired!
@monokhem They don't mind, their Dear Leader "loves the poorly educated".
*You're
Lol. Not going to happen.
This comment didn’t age well.
"wont admit he's wrong even to his phone" - BRILLIANT!!!
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂
I've heard my dog come up with wittier lines. Few punch word political jokes. Not impressed. I'll go back to David Chapel now.
moo moo The puns and jokes are seriously brilliant. Kimmel is hilarious.
@@Poshodenero Someone's a little butthurt, it seems...
Enjoy 5 more years of disappointment
Just tried texting "rupublicans"', my phone said I was an idiot and asked if I voted for Trump.
Jonas of Persia 🤣
That was a good one Jonas! 🤭
"Republican". Leftist. Goodluck on beating Trump in 2020. Ain't gonna happen.
Boy Timmers fax
Boy Timmers watch. Some loser leftist is going to say I misspelled “facts”.
Lmfaoo "U" is nowhere near "E" on a QWERTY keyboard.
It is when you're trying to get .ru followers to do your dirty work
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
But, it was an 'I' not an 'E'. 'Infair' ... In all fairness, 'I' is next to 'U'. He's still a Demon Moron either way...
It's likely a Trump U keyboard. Stable Geniuses only get those.
"Trump won't even admit he was wrong to his phone!" may well be one of the most insightful comments regarding this president that I've ever heard...and, sadly, it's not a joke!
No sadly it is probably not a joke. 14000 lies is also not a lie. Just pathetic. I can not believe this man is still President or even sadder that people still support him. How?
A - the irony of this nearly entirely unintelligible comment
69th like!
@@marycoleman6963 they lost their capability of independent thinking. Which makes even more insame their claiming to be "independent thinkers" who then rely on far right sources and never question them. As one told me to my face: "trump never lies and is never wrong!" Even when I was a fan of Obama, I occasionally questioned what he was doing and was (usually) but not always satisfied.
Trump: I'm the best speller in the whole wide world, BELIEVE ME
BULIEVE ME
Stable genius.
Fay Johnson he’s a ginius
Lmaoooooo....for who ? the illiterate !
Sharon Davis misspelt on purpose Sharon, he is a fool 🤭
🤔 He hired a Yes man, for his spellchecker?
ConTroller 😂👍
"Yes, sir, this is the true name of the party you belong to."
The only reason that post is vacant is because there isn't a billionaire with a vendetta against spelling to buy it, and destroy it from within.
Yes.
Worse thing to do is pick a fight with s comedian lmao he'd going to keep getting roasted
Juan Fishing yeah! Who the Genius here! Hahaha
Yes but this case isn't a good comedian
A- i love your show!
B- i still cant digest how can anyone with such literature make it to the white house...
The Lyin' King has hit another milestone! 14,000 and counting... Man, you gotta try hard to lie that often. 🙄
Pinocchio will be impressed.
Sociopath is coming to his well deserved end. Soon, Out of office, prosecuted, jailed...
They took Manafort's clothes. Wonder what all they'll take from the drumpfs...
Sadly, It probably won't happen. The U.S. Government is too corrupt to let justice be had.
That's just how natural lying comes to him. Sad, huh? Trump followers really ARE blind. Scary.
@@Pete_952 His depends?
True narcissist they will find the smallest tiniest detail of something someone made a mistake on while overlooking the millions Of LIES they tell. Classic.
Fact's
Alternative facts.
Check out the last couple of years of boring late night tv hosts obsessed with trump and you got your LIES !!
Now they are just political puppets
Well said. His brain is soooo small. “No, you’re lying!” It’s embarrassing that our leader is such a Moron......but at least he’s the bestest,most smarterest good talker ever.
Mike Pace really mike are you a billionaire ? Keep working on it with that large brain of yours 😂
Realise these puppets work for higher people and spout the same propaganda (Lies) , go watch project Veritas
"we were incorrect", even though it was likely done by his staff, and "I retracted." A good boss, with shared blame and no finger pointing is hard to come by. Kudos, Mr K. A misteak admitted is OK, one denied for pointed at someone else is pretty despicable.
I don't want to be 'that guy', but the irony in you misspelling 'mistake' was amusing to me.
@@darvey35 Thank you! I was 🤣
I ordered a rib-eye once and got a New York instead. It was a misteak!
The orange one lied about his steaks too.
- What HASN'T he lied about?
Trump's mad at everybody. He's just a madman. Americans should be concerned.
We are !!!. Thus the resistance. !!! May GOD restore honor, trust, integrity, respect, humility, patriotism, rule of law, the constitution, and faith back to the U.S.A. !!!
@@biggwillnyc3775 Amen!
@@NoWayOut55 , thank you. This is our country. Black, white, Republican, Democrat. No matter. We simply can't stand by and allow ANYBODY to defile or undermine the constitution and our future. I am confident GOD will see us through these perilous times and restore to the American people our republic. And our attempts at democracy.
From your lips to God's ears!!
Jim Burig I’m from uk I was really surprised and concerned he had the power to pull troops out of Syria . I thought he was just a puppet but he got way too much say .The mans a buffoon get rid mate .
Always looking forward to hearing your monologue 🤗
Naisy Marilyn 💯 my only “Must See” TV!
I laughed so hard when jimmy said"I shook his little hands"
I guess you proudly march against hate speech as well
Fluxliner Huh? Lol what does that have to do with anything? Do you understand what hate speech means?
@@em.415 ...Trump supporters are desperate to stay victims no matter how silly they sound
@@v.blakheart2905 I'm waiting for them to start claiming their mini-IQs as a disability... or their lack of morality and ethics. I can just hear the chant, "Equal rights for those that refuse to educate themselves and have no morals or ethics! Rah! Rah!"...
@@shawnsisler3743 they gonna start claiming PTSD because of his presidency!!
"you know how hard it is to tweet Rupublicans"
Rupublicans
@@juliagardner1383 tweet idiot 🖕
he wrote it the way he pronounces it, proving he really doesn`t know how to spell
RuPaul has the same problem...
Apparently Trump can't even be corrected by technology.
6:50 'i shook his little hand".. lol... I'd bet that''s not the only thing about him that's little
I see what you did there, and NOW I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IF I DIE THIS LADY IS RESPONSIBLE
This once again proves that comedians mean more to the world than any office holder.
It blows my mind that Trumps people would have the audacity to request that anything be retracted or corrected especially from a late night comedy host considering how much inaccurate garbage comes out of Trumps mouth.
Tony Preston brah like republicans are any better 😂
This stuff is so petty. What Trump was doing the exact moment Al-bagdadi was killed is NOT IMPORTANT or newsworthy.
I had to check the comments under this post to see if a tRumpy was asking the inane question, "what lies???" And who do I find, "democrats eat boogers guy.".
Geez Eric, I'm jealous. It's almost like a real celebrity.
@Tony Preston It's not possible to delete other people's comments. Nobody is responding to your strawmen because they're not even relevant and you're too stupid to understand why they're wrong.
Tony Preston the democratic and republican parties were absolutely nothing like they are today in 1861. The democrats certainly weren’t liberal at that time period
I lost it at Rupublican! LOLOLLOL
"I shook his little hand " 🤣🤣😂😂☠☠
I love this segment of the show! Thumbs up from Germany
how do u remove a stubborn orange stain? vote
Build the wall?
Impeach-juice might work.
Soon as they vote on the record we'll see which party is sucking on lemons
Lots of bleach lol
@@chrisdavis3652 it'll be the dems. They can't beat Trump and they've sucked lemons for three years. They know they can't beat Trump. That's why there's talk of impeachment since he got elected
he lies about everything, imagine 14,000 lies. it make me want to vomit every time i hear his voice.
14000 lies in 3 years is an average of about 14 per day. I don't think I've ever lied 14 times in one day, at any time in my life. To average that for years on end is genuinely impressive.
Now name them
That’s just PUBLIC lies,
Or see his face..smh
YOU LOOK LIKE VERY LOW IQ PERSON!! MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY....
"Trump won't even admit he was wrong to his phone!"
Trump being president still baffles me every second that he is.
Lol like biden goofy bud
@@loralarose9615 well Biden is old but his party is trying to do good for more people than Trump's party.
@@loralarose9615 the difference being: Trump did on his own huge damage to many issues. Where Biden has a team that chooses a path that is more sensible, you goof
"... I shook his little hand ..." 😄😄😄
“Rupublicans” is the right spelling now forth - Ttump
Covfefe!!! 🤯🤬😤
He misspelled a word who cares
Gail Destiny He defended that’s the correct spelling. He’s your guy, you should know better.
@@VoiceofReason-pg6qf when I spell rupublicans it doesn't always correct like it just like it did now so uhh... Yah
Starts to resemble the rupublic of South Africa... doesn't it...
no autocorrect
Oh snap! Shook his little hand
🤝 😂 😂 😂
Way to be the bigger man, Jimmy!
He's clearly not capable of admitting fault
I literally look forward to these Trump videos every morning. It's actually UNBELIEVABLE how this guy is in charge of the most powerful country on the planet.. Jimmy, killing it with the roasts as always lmfao
Not at all
The fact that Jimmy is able to own up to his wrongs is attractive.
We once had Presidents that didn't make such a small thing stand in such stark contrast...
haha dam.. Jimmy Kimmel telling it like it is I love his show
How old are you?
William Gullett
None of your business? o.O
Jimmy, that was the classiest buurrrrn.. . . wait I misspelled burn.
Jimmy I almost got a heart attack ur the most hilarious person ever lmao
Trump doesn't drink .....are we sure about that coz he seems drunk at his rallies
Nancy Pelosi would like a word with you
It's the Sudafed.
Adderall
are you kidding? How embarrassing will you idiots look when you try putting sleepy sleezy gropey ol' joe biden, or fauxcahontas "eat the rich" Liz Warren on a stage with him?
@monokhem Hard at work? I don't know...it seems the only thing they're hard for is their Dear Leader....but ole' King CHEATos only has eyes for Putin and Kim Jong Un.
hahahahahhaha. This segment NEVER gets old! LOL!
Burping into his mcflurry. Da da da da da, I'm loving it.
Looks like Jimmy hit a raw nerve!
Steve Warwick kinda funny that someone in the trump world is fact checking Jimmy 😂
Mick Mulvaney reminds me of one of the bad guys from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I think Colbert made that joke once. He does look just like the SS officer from that movie.
🤣He's right. Auto correct corrected me when I misspelled Republican! Omg! So funny!!
He shook his little hand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🧨🧨🧨👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Compare Trump to Obama MORE. Its trumps kryptonite!
😆
I'm sick of hearing trump, he sound's like one my aunts drunk boyfriends bragging about their high school days
These people have nothing else to talk about. I don't even like Trump.
LordFirekaze
You mean liberals are like a whining bitchy girlfriend
Mr Smith thank you. I’m happy knowing there are good people in the world
Justin Sydnes good as in people who dis a prosperous and progressive life?
Mr Smith did you graduate from trump university?
"Shook his little hand" hahaha this is priceless!
If my dad gave me a million to start up , I would be a nobody with potential too." 🤷🏾♂️
Ochoa Bey he turned millions into billions...
@Happy Camper More like a Multimillionaire in 6 months."
That “ small loan of a million dollars” is another lie- his sugar daddy gave him many millions as a start-up and kept bailing him out till his death when Donnie owed the estate tens of millions more ( and never repaid the many “ loans”) .
@@conniecrawford5231 well damn. 🤦🏾♂️
“....I shook his little hand.....”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Find the security footage! It would be funny to post that m!
Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel feud never gets old
Oh wait...
I shook his little hand. Ha Ha Ha!! Far away tiny high five!
Keep on him Jimmy!!!
Lmao “I shook his little hand” 🖐
I love to DVR Jimmy and watch him the next morning because he comes on so late on the east coast, I've noticed many times how if I don't watch Jimmy live, his monologue will be censored and I can tell some of Jimmy's best jokes ( many truth's ) are the one's that are cut out, It's a shame a president who knows no bounds when it comes to telling lies can impact our freedom of speech and block us from enjoying one of my favorite late shows. I've also seen the same thing with Seth Meyers monologue but not as often as Jimmy's. I believe it's best to laugh at this painful part of our great nations history as we live through it in real time and hopefully this time next year it will be a thing of our past.
How many people tried to type “Rupublicans”
Brandon it’s not they, it’s their. You might want to look into some of that education.
may he meant Senator Ru Paul ?
@Brandon Well first of a social worker has nothing to do with the level of education one receives. If money had a link to intelligence then maybe Trump wouldn't use words like "Hamberder" and "oringins". Secondly the irony of your statement for criticizing the intelligence of others while using the incorrect verbage is SO thick.
@Brandon what are you talking about Obama was never a social worker? In Chicago he was a cival rights attorney, you know a lawyer because he had a law degree. He also taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago and worked for a few companies who invested in developing underserved black communities in Chicago so you're wildly misinformed sir.
Brandon: *”obummer”*
Brandon later that day: *”i wasnt attacking obama”*
Anyone else remember Lie2K? Hard to believe that we've basically had 7 of them now.
Wow, that was so weird...
Did he just admit to being wrong????
I haven't heard someone do that since 2015
That Rudy Guliani joke aged like the finest of wines.
"dear leader" is surely showing how truly unintelligent he is!
You mean inintelligent right?
@@VivekAnandJ In French maybe, but in English it's unintelligent.
Vivek was going by trumps own tweet usage. 😉
Umpressive deduction
And dear idiots are truly showing how boring their lives are. Worried about spelling and not worrying about America's issues that have to be resolved by the president. Which he is actually doing.