Jimmy Kimmel Cuts Through Impeachment Nonsense
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- Donald Trump flip flops between liking and hating former National Security Advisor John Bolton, we encourage people to cheer Mitt Romney on in his fight for witnesses by using #MittOrGetOffThePot, today was the question and answer portion of the trial, Jimmy presents some thoughts to the Senate in order to cut through the nonsense with help from a special guest, and Michael Bloomberg tries to win voters over using talking dogs.
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Jimmy Kimmel Cuts Through Impeachment Nonsense
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Exactly! HAVE A SECRET BALLOT!! I’ve been saying this for weeks, I totally agree, and it’s really the only way out of this mess! Great job, Jimmy!!!!
the right knows how dangerous this is to them and they would never let it happen
That's retarded. They're supposed to be representatives. Their constituents are supposed to know how they vote.
No clue as to what you are saying. Get educated
When the Public, the Voters I mean, can't be trusted to avoid making cataclysmic errors of judgement, and the checks that are in place to be the solution - should the voting polite fail in such a monumental way, we must call into question if now is the time to abandon what we would consider democracy, as we are accustomed to - to provide for the public good and safety and the continuity of the republic. So... when democracy fails, what is there left to do?? I could only suggest people's reorganization and a temporary hiatus of the current failed democratic process until sanity, justice, and rule of law can be fully restored to the PEOPLE.
Despite all good things Trump said about Bolton, and the videos he has with him, I really expect trump to come out soon and say ;" I've never met that man, I don't even know him. "
enough complaining about the impeachment process, we all knew the GOP had the votes to block it. It's time to focus and get people to the polls to support Joe Biden. Biden will give Donald Trump the beating of his life. Sanders or Warren unfortunately can't be counted on to get the job done. Biden will win all the swing states, and maybe even a couple of the lighter red states.
Yes, secret ballots should ALWAYS be the way to go for impeachments (no matter who is on trial) because that is the ONLY way any senator will be able to out country over party.
The "Secret Ballot" method could fail if 100% votes are to remove Trump...
@@cmuller1441 doubtful it's 100 percent, but if it is. Would be unreal.
@@mohitoBhau5499 I know it was a joke... But wouldn't that be fun?
Hard to apply step 3 (lie) in that case...
@@cmuller1441 hahahahha. Indeed!
And not have to answer to the people they represent? Sure thing you nut jobs. The ends justify the means to you people, no matter what.
That was one of the best POLITICAL TH-cam videos I've seen, lol.
It had everything you want: truth, laughter, fear, half of Bill and Ted, and talking animals. Thanks Guillarmo and that other guy.
Roosevelt Jimmy and Colbert are the most effective resistance.
@@shanewilson398 And Guillarmo of course.
Omar he’s the glue that holds it all together
@@shanewilson398 Just like the fake news provided by CNN
Gaal Zilla that old chestnut... fake news? Trump is a huge perpetrator of fake news. How about the time he tweeted about a breakthrough in the trade deal with China, only to later disavow it. Got a jump in stocks for a while though. How much did he make from that? Or when there was the big uproar about the leaked mueller questions for trump, only for the leaker to be Kay sukalow. King of fake news. Try and fool me.., that’s ok, but don’t fool yourself.
It's all a lie, but it's all classified national security info.
My normal brain can't compute that kind of logic. You have to be a stable genius to make sense of that.
ian wong could be source gathering methods in the book.
Very good point.
@@javiergonzalez1194 if "It's all a lie" and he reveals a source wouldn't that imply that he lied about that source? That's the problem with using the word "All" in either statement...
Your not stable...you are an idiot. There are many things that could come out that would effect world matters. Why are you so concerned about a coke sniffing loser like biden anyway. He got his job cause of his father and when he was going to get investigated Joe Biden had the prosecutor fired or he would not give them the money....that was the real corruption, Biden announced and bragged to the world how he had the prosecutor fired. What part of that don't you TRUMP hating idiots get.
ian wong Only "a safe "called stable genius can be self believe of his own lies!!!
Thank you Jimmy for using your platform to show ppl the reality. This shitshow needs to end and even if we end up with pence it won't be long to elect someone ...anyone else
Nichole Laskowski 👍
I thought the book is nasty and untrue how is it then classified.
Peace Rwakeiru idk 😐 maybe trumps got a island to
Peace Rwakeiru: An old friend of mine used to say, "Don't confuse the issue with facts."
Hmmm 😂
So let me get this straight.. it's impossible to have both, untrue portions AND true classified information in it at the same time? Don't be so dense.
You liberal don't understand nothing. Trump lied and exposed top secrets in the same sentences, sometimes not even sentences.
The book is untrue . But it's classified information.
It's pure paradoxical nonsense
Classified literally means secretive truth.
Joku Sekou: Reviewer #1: "How are we supposed to classify this book?" Reviewer #2: "As information. What else?"
@Max Wylde wtf? Dude. You can't have a classified untruth.
Technically correct. Trump lied and exposed top secrets in the same sentence.
Max Wylde lol is it untrue or the classified information is untrue thus making it an alternative fact .
Loved seeing Bill and the founding fathers, that was a great touch.
He did it. They all know it. They don't care.
Well as you can tell now that the impeachment trials have not taken Trump from office there is no evidence, no witnesses, it is all fake news. Wake Up!!
@@gaalzilla You do understand the Republicans restricted witnesses and evidence? On a side note you have to open your eyes and understand that even if he wasn't "guilty" he's an asshole. The people who support him only support him because either he's a republican like them or they're as racist, offensive, and delusional as him.
@@gaalzilla ignorant
@@gaalzilla
There was evidence, there were witnesses, it is not fake news. You're the one sleeping my man.
he dis what!
If it's all untrue, by Trump's argument, then how could it also be Classified National Security information? Good one! LOL
Doublethink
Schrodinger’s bullshit.
Lol! Not a single word of truth comes out of this con artist president’s mouth🤨🙄
@Max Wylde it is untrue because he said so ?! he also said he doesn't know Parnas, is that true because he said so ?! what about Stormy Daniels and 16,000 other mis-truths, are they all untrue because he said so ?!
perfektg p, exactly!
Trump: “Bolton is lying and it’s all confidential!”
Well, which one is it!?
Everyone records Trump! He'll think he's wearing a wire soon.
Don't muddy the waters. lol
@@FixNewsPlease Good catch!
Both. Bolton is publishing trumps lies, and that’s confidential.
None of this matters you internet blowhards. Trump will not be removed from office in this manner. You people will be lucky if he is even voted out of office. I'd mentally prepare for 4 more years.
"I know the best people'- Someone said that, but I can't remember who...🙄🤦🏻♂️
Nixon: "When the President does it,
it's not illegal."
However, what Donald did was illegal and the GOP is complicit in the crime. Vote them out in November! Blue 🌊
It’s not going to happen. All you Democrats have done is guarantee him a win. Thank you!!! Trump 2020!!!
Pretty sure this trial has only improved his approval.
@@fattiger2000 I'm pretty sure it hasn't.😆
How are there still people that support this orange clown? Did ANY of them graduate middle school?
@@irunwiththedead9777 then you should consider checking out different sources other than late night talk shows.
If the book is untrue, then there can't be national security issues.
Looks like you failed the magatard test.. You cant be a trump cultist now. They don't accept anyone with an iq over 75. 🤷♂️
@@DistantVision85 75.... that's pretty high for them 🤣
@@eruis3139 75 is just above *VERY STABLE GENIUS*
@@DistantVision85 🤣
A stable is more intelligent than Trump.
Jimmy...Jimmy....Jimmy....you should run for President👍🏻.
For those who don't know: Alex Winter (Bill from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) used to work as a director on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Oh _that's_ how they got him to appear! I was surprised, given that he doesn't really do much on camera anymore.
Thanks 😊
Woooooaaahh...
@@MrOneNye ahahahahahaha!
Really???
Sorry to quote the competition but sing it with me
“”there’s just one thing that you need to know, Trump said do us a favour though””
....and if ya don't know.....now ya know
Classic!
Competition? No sir, they are brothers in arms, with the same goal. Steve and Jimmy are gods among men. Lol
Stephen Colbert song
@@williampollare4538 As are Trevor and Seth
"REMOVE THE BASTARD!" LOL😅
According to his favourite saying..."Lets assume hypothetically that Alan Dershorwitz's arguments made an ounce of sense " No...we cant. IMPOSSIBLE!
He literally argued that Trump should be a dictator.
"Even you Lindsey" 😂😂😂😂
He enjoys calling himself "sir" almost as much as speaking in the third person.
I’ve had many people come up to me and they say “sir you’re a very stable genius”.
@@reid9664 You are very fortunate Mr. Reid! Nice.
@jon britton No, that would be Trump’s. Obama always used to say “ours” and “we”.
In Germany, 30 years ago, we had a lot of persons called 'wrynecks'. A bird with the german name "wendehals" - a turncoat. Funny to see all the GOP Senators, all the lawyers like Ken Star. All of them should admit that if their actual argumentation is right everything they said or did in the past must have been wrong.
If a bj is good for the presidents humour, for his mood, so it's good for the country and therefore not impeachable. If it's better for the presidents mood, that his wife doesn't know anything about it, he may even lie under oath - it's good for the country and therefore not impeachable.
Arguementation?
I'm thinking you're a Democrat or equally uneducated.
(It's not a word, dummy)
@@keithb6717, oh, I'm so sorry. But you've surely seen, that I'm not a native speaker, well-educated as you are. But I guess, that my English is better than your German. Maybe we can compare us in French, Danish, Latin, Greece? Should my language be better than that of your president? I don't think so!
Uneducated in what? Telling lies, stealing and betraying? Offending other people?
Is a misspelled word everything you can find? Covfefe!
Funny, how Keith B. with his obvious superior command of his native language couldn't even copy the word correctly used incorrectly by a non-native speaker.
Keith B you dont have the word argumentation?
But what if a bj from your secretary while married a bad thing/moral crime, too.
_""I will not be involved in arguing the facts,_ nor will I be part of the defense team in the sense of strategy on the facts. _My role is limited._ - Alan Dershowitz JAN 17, 2020.
_LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AGO_
"I kept my underwear on! They never came off!"-Alan Dershowitz in regard to visiting Jeffrey Epstein's spot for a massage...
Yes his role on the defence team is purely on the constitutionality of the prosecution. Its very simple
Believing your reelection to be "in the national interest", thus erasing obstruction or bribery as an impeachable offense, is a paradigm shift that's peddled as _Founder Intent_
Of course he isn't arguing "facts". The defense team _"sense of strategy on the facts"_ is to lie.
His so-called _limited role_ meets and exceeds that broad goal.
Alonzo Golden that's why he supports re-erection with his pants on ,he was saving time.
@@doobiesoringes7131 by definition all elected officials run for office because they believe it is in the national interest. You are making mountains out of mole hills. The statement is that if we go down that road then all officials would be impeachable. Think deeper on this
We're at a point where we stopped making fun of Americans for their funny president. We're now in a state of deep compassion. Regards, Europe.
Thank you. When Allied troops have to invade us to remove our Dictator and his Reichfuhrers for crimes against humanity, please know that not all of here ever supported him. 😔
@@TheKrazysexykool Yesterday us, tomorrow you.
Never thought Jimmy Kimmel would be the voice of reason and truth in America...but here we are. Thanks Jimmy!
Every fibre of Trump's being is the epitome of idiocy. Trump won't read this...nor can he.
Erik Torbjørn Bjørnsson yeah, you used such big words! Epitome is such a stumper aside from all the third grade words you used otherwise!
@@Lo0die3 You shouldn't be talking. That statement you just made was at the level of a 4 year old. Please proof read before submitting a comment.
@@Lo0die3 Trump has the best words!
@Will Sniff no, I'm Norwegian.. I don't have to suffer him
@@ILoveGrilledCheese I envy you just a tad
So. He doesn’t hire “the best”?
But he is a "genius" ..............
No, they are the best when he hires them, and terrible when he fires them. Get it right!
@@kbanghart Noooo, are You implying that trump maybe is talking BULLSHIT ? ...............
Problem is, for him to claim to be a stable genius he has to fire everyone that's smarter than him. He's a genius among morons.
@@ianw0ng Where do you find someone more stupid, except his cult-followers ? ..............
“They know. They just don’t care.”
-Batman
Great plan. 👍
If I had behaved like trump when I was in high school they would have expelled me.
A President is not omnipotent. They should lead by example. So far it seems like we are slipping more into anarchy. Let’s stop the madness!
*To all Republicans Senators!! I'm also republican and I voted for Trump! But It was our false!! Let drop this rude lier Trump down!!! And show all world that for us americans TRUE and be Honest are more important than to be Republicans, It I think will show that we are responsible people*
I was always taught that when you think everyone around you is wrong, it's probably you who's wrong. No matter what they all did, the one thing they all have in common is you.
YoSoyMami you were taught how to be gaslighted with no resistance.
@@cthulhustar997 Thats how djhadists and extremists think.
And people with big ego.
Wife calls her husband, "I just saw on tv that some crazy guy is driving the wrong way down the I-95!" "Some crazy guy? Heck it's ALL of them!""
And that is what you call a sheep
YoSoy, There's an old quote from a coffee cup my Dad owned years ago that your post reminded me of...
"In an argument between you and the world, back the world."
Is the book “nasty and untrue” or “all National security”? Or are they the same under trump administration?
Like... Is it all false? Or is it all sensitive information? It can't be both
The same
Who thinks that a secret ballot should be used?
Bolton should speak out today in Public, be an American Hero or forever go into hiding
LDR - He can step in front of a camera in any news station or walk into the Washington Post, New York Times, etc. and give an interview, then the Senate wouldn't have to vote on hearing witnesses. He needs to stop worrying about book sales and be a patriot.
This is why we love America always hilarious 😂
Trump:: "Trump? never met that guy, don't know him at all"
A house full of lost sheep...President TRUMP 2020
It's times like these that I take great comfort in 'covfefe'.
Jimmy, you are the best!
What gave it away that Trump’s nuts? Raking the forest comes to mind. You know, near “Pleasure”. Or the “Tallahassee Trail”. So much more!!!!!
Jimmy, I love your show even though I'm in Australia I always tune in on TH-cam!
We love him here in California also. Come visit our beautiful state of California.
Am here in Scotland so once I wake I get on TH-cam for Colbert, Meyers and Kimmel..go to work a wee bit happier!
hi, am from Kenya
Me too. Cheers from Oz, JK.
Nigeria
I think Trump was jealous of Bolton's hair and that's why he fired him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your comment got me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣; I wouldn't be surprised though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well from nature side, men hate when other men look better than themselves. there`s a reason why good looking men always get hate from incelts etc. for instance Justin Bieber, and I guess Henry Canvill has got some aswell
Duff01 That makes perfect sense now! I never why I was so hated so thank you
Ouch. The brain washing is so strong you don't realize john Bolton's answer to everything was boots on the ground and empire building. Good riddance to that war hawk piece of crap. The less Neo-con deep state actors the better.
philliesphan312 that’s what I thought
excellent ideas jimmy, unfortunately moscow mitch and his fellow robber barons aren't interested in a fair trial.
Good Job...funny, true and brave. Thanks Jimmy!
"Remove the bastard" is a wonderful sentence coming from the past. That's why the senators of the trial must do it.
I agree 100% with Jimmy!!!!!
This whole thing is like something out of the twilight zone. 👁️
Thank God for free speech🤣🤣
Wow! Bill hasn’t aged a day 👍🏼👍🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼
Just like Ted ♥️
Love ya Jimmy!
That moment when you realize Jimmy would be a better senator than any republican....
Jimmy Kimmel Can always make me laugh when it comes to real life stories. Thanks
RAHMOVE THE BASTARD..I LOVE IT😂
Brilliant idea for secret ballot. That should be the norm in these circumstances.
I'm giving 10 to 1 odds on Romney having strawberry milk tomorrow.
Hmmmmm...I bet it will be root beer flavored 😆
can I get odds on Banana milk... because the GOP … and Yellow
Put me down for 100 on yes for strawberry milk.
SWIMSUIT COMPETITION!?
Can you imagine!?
Nooooooooooooooooo!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Omg who else was hoping Ted (Keanu Reeves) would show up too?!!!
Jimmy is the best!!!
Another one of the “best people” he always hires.
We will never see this amount of bias against one president ever again.
Somebody please get grandpa out of the White House and back on his meds
I platonically love you Jimmy!
Trump doesn't know John Bolton, he never met him ever!!!
😂 🤣 OMG cried laughing....
Devin Nunes's cow first cameo.
If the White House continues blocking his book, Bolton needs to go on the News and give it all up.
He did it!
Yes! Great Senate testimony. I'm tellin ya'll listen to Jimmy!!
Dump Trump🤣🤣
Bravo!
Yes, "HE DID IT" and the response should have said
"AND WE DON'T CARE" So very sad :-(
U are great Jimmy Kimmel 👍
I heard the jaws theme playing in my head when Biden snuck up on the poor reporter...
U r awesome Kimmel 😎😎😎🤘🤘🤘
Important distinction: It was NOT to "dig up dirt on the Bidens" - it was to SAY they were looking into the Bidens.
Well, that was excellent.
Trump flip-flops on every major issue, strength is very lacking. He waffles on the issues so much he could have his own waffle house by now.
Love it 👍
Are we not going to talk about the fact that Alex Winter reprised his role for Bill?
Let's talk about how they are currently filming the third Bill & Ted movie. I saw image stills online, I hate to get my hopes up but it looks like it could be good?
I have always thought that secret ballots are the only way to go. For all the no-ball Senators to vote correctly.🤔🤙✌
Wish this was real!!!
I love how it says model before talk show host lol
“Don’t hire Bolton! He tells the truth!”
Good idea about the secret ballot.
Yo Jimmy May I Please Have A Ticket To The Show 😇🙏🍿
Well done!!!
If the hair does not fit, then you must acquit!
Secret ballot for the Senate vote . . . then just lie at the outcome = GAME OVER. Great idea Kimmel.
If Trump gets away with everything this time, you'll find out him doing today worse impeachable offenses.
Great job, guys. Above else, I wish I could give a 'double like' for Bill & Ted!
Social Studies Teacher: So here is the daily update on the Impeachment Trial of Donald John Trump
Me: Jimmy Kimmel testified
Social Studies Teacher:
😂😂 this is awesome jimmy! So true.
Everytime Trump tweets it is like a microscope focussing on Mr. Numbnuts!
Trump wouldn't tweet if the media presented the facts. I think its brilliant he Tweets.
LadyofCleves65
Are your parents related?
Brilliant!
Shouldn't he have been saying "senate" instead of congress? The Congress did it's job.
Muzaffer Topdagi
Article 1, Section 1 of the constitution:
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
if it did why do we need more witnesses ?
@@craigdougan8484 Oops my bad. Not an American actually. I thought that the senate and congress are two separate bodies. Just as a concerned dweller of earth, I want that orange baboon out of that position where he can do immeasurable harm. But these repugnantcans (republicans) will not have it I guess. He is going to come out stronger, bragging about no crime, biggest scandal, etc, and continue with the damage.
@@IWillSayMyPeace
It's very common to refer to the House of Representatives as Congress- so you weren't really wrong.
Also not wrong about the damage that'll be caused by another trump administration.
We're in the 116th Congress now. Congress is both. Media often calls Rep.'s, "Congress(wo)man" , but I've seen Senators addressed that way, and they never bat an eye.
G. Bless you and the writers and staff.... thanks - m.
Trump supporters need too watch this. It's simple AF.
Anything they watch that doesnt aggree with them is made by "leftist libtards" so they don't need to apply critical thinking to any part of it. Been that way this entire time. Not going to change. America doomed itsself.
Great one!!!!!!!!