Trump Concedes! Just Kidding, This Will Never End.

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  • @toniodotcom
    @toniodotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Let's call him from now on: "Denial Trump"

    • @SC-RGX7
      @SC-RGX7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, denial trump is better

    • @toniodotcom
      @toniodotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's explode the likes to get this name out 😁

  • @Rohit-oz1or
    @Rohit-oz1or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    The guy is crazy. Nothing else can explain all this.

    • @crs19191919
      @crs19191919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's saying it to get funding from his supporters and get them to rally for him. He doesn't believe in anything but money.

    • @OrontesRM
      @OrontesRM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, I don't believe he's crazy: he's afraid of the lawsuits against him that are going to follow

    • @franny5295
      @franny5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If he actually believes what he says he's completely nuts. If he doesn't he wants everybody to think he is.

    • @kevinreese8224
      @kevinreese8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He couldn’t vote 73+ million times so that’s where the real crazy lies 👌🏽

    • @franny5295
      @franny5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevinreese8224 true...

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
    @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "I'm going to drain the swamp". Proceeds to create one of the largest swamps in human history.

    • @daddy4528
      @daddy4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Deb Bee how’d exactly did he bring corruption? Meanwhile the Bidens colluded with Ukraine without letting any government officials know... now that sounds corrupt

    • @ia6037
      @ia6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@daddy4528 it was actually proven that trump colluded with Russia dummy🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@daddy4528 Forgot about the Chinese account, Trump university, the tax fraud, the Trump tower Moscow plans.....?

    • @CrissBaybay
      @CrissBaybay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄

    • @ghost_615
      @ghost_615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hieronymusbusch6118 See, THIS is the retardation that conservatives have somehow been duped into believing. You disregard ACTUAL proven information in favor of crazy, head-up-your-ass conspiracies that don't have a shred of documented proof. What the hell happened to you people?

  • @gca3278
    @gca3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Squattergate. I like that. That's definitely what this is.

  • @dathyr1
    @dathyr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I could care less if Trump concedes as long as he is gone on Jan 20th.

    • @djml7ml797
      @djml7ml797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone knows that Trump won.
      2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. And just like this example their are many. But, have faith that everything will come forward on December the 8th.

    • @b.w.8909
      @b.w.8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@djml7ml797 good joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sebastianbravo8234
      @sebastianbravo8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djml7ml797 don’t forget thousands of death people voted as well is well documented

    • @djml7ml797
      @djml7ml797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@b.w.8909 It's not a joke, I'm not trying to sound funny ? It's a from a BREAKING News: @GaSecofState's office confirms Floyd County has found 2,600 ballots during audit. Says Sec. Raffensperger.

    • @kenj4136
      @kenj4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2500 trump votes or 2500 votes.. and still seems a bit short

  • @NoelMcGinnis
    @NoelMcGinnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “Electile Dysfunction”. ED will never sound the same. 😂

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like the way a Korean might pronounce it. That's what he gets for hanging out with Kim.

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MikeBrown-ex9nh Good one!

    • @niketparikh1030
      @niketparikh1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ED will never sound the same sound good trump has that

  • @jasonmoore9295
    @jasonmoore9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I can’t wait to never see his face again. He is a sad excuse as a human. He is actually a criminal who has failed at everything he has done.

    • @voodjin
      @voodjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *He is actually a criminal*
      Every president of the USA was a criminal and Joe Biden is just another corporate crook who has no interest to do something different. If you think "things gonna get better" you're delusional.

    • @laurelrobbins8673
      @laurelrobbins8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too was hoping we would never see his face again, but I have realized that he will never go away. Unfortunately he is news and the news outlets will continue to give him attention.

    • @ahealingplace7350
      @ahealingplace7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's sad you feel that way 😔😔

    • @Moredakkamus
      @Moredakkamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ahealingplace7350 you misspelled "understandable".

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@voodjin Did it ever occur to you that if you were not a bunch of ignorant, uneducated, back water, daughter Humper's like Trump you would not believe all this bull?

  • @phifismyusername
    @phifismyusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The sad fact is 50% of Americans believe him. What does that tell you about America.

    • @nelsonperez5289
      @nelsonperez5289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      We need more funding for the educational system.

    • @devenaldsharma6443
      @devenaldsharma6443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I say nuke the country and start over again. 🇨🇦

    • @dennischauhan_dc2964
      @dennischauhan_dc2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not only America but many indians also believes this clown's every word without looking at facts
      It truly is a cult

    • @Helenheaven22
      @Helenheaven22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That ignorant people breed more. Idiocracy.

    • @davidturfrijer701
      @davidturfrijer701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That says that 50% of America might be right... What strikes me is that when the media clowns say that the election in Russia in rigged everybody believes it but when it might have happened in the USA, nobody believes it.

  • @brockfrreminz6659
    @brockfrreminz6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m impressed with how good of an episode this was. They nailed every segment

  • @Steve-ti1cu
    @Steve-ti1cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When they showed coverage of Rudy Giuliani, I swear he look's just like Simon Bar Sinister, from the old underdog cartoon series.

  • @就是妙妙
    @就是妙妙 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Even reality TV shows don’t dare to be as crazy as this presidency.

    • @1samc
      @1samc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It can't. The craziness of this presidency is on a whole 'nother level 🤯

    • @deewang6060
      @deewang6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      很多中国人很崇拜这个疯子。

    • @就是妙妙
      @就是妙妙 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deewang6060 well,他确实有个绰号叫建国哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,实在是太离谱了

    • @deewang6060
      @deewang6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@就是妙妙 希望他打起铺盖, 离开白宫, 以后再也不想听到他的名字。 四年的 hell.

    • @1samc
      @1samc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Christina Lomeli 😂😂😂
      Holy moly! I thought I was the only one he was joking when he first ran :o
      When he first won, I thought "that means _anything_ is possible." I wanted to make the best of it, and found a bit of confidence in that. But now that 70+ million people voted for him, I don't know what to think.... Someone...H.E.L.P!

  • @lyndaczika6327
    @lyndaczika6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Nobody can tell like it is better than Kimmel!! Everything about this is fabulous!! 👏👏🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😆😆

  • @TonyaTko
    @TonyaTko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    I don't know why, but that part at the end with the kids almost made me cry to hear them saying those VERY REAL THINGS we all have heard! 😔😔😔

    • @slay3rwolf
      @slay3rwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ikr! What has this man done. He is making an absolute joke of the U.S. democracy. Its time to kick him out, he has to grow up or leave.

    • @caramel6732
      @caramel6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The part with the kids actually upset me ... this is what they’ve picked up, I’m sure there’s going to be a whole gen growing up not giving a ..... 😢

    • @joeschlicht
      @joeschlicht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@slay3rwolf preferably leave

    • @myamoore502
      @myamoore502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@joeschlicht Preferably I hope he gets arrested.

    • @joeschlicht
      @joeschlicht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@myamoore502 yes, that would be even more fitting.

  • @jo19479
    @jo19479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "electile disfunction" that is hilarious 😂... Gotta share. Love your comments, it's how I begin my day, don't watch at night but I watch you first thing in the morning 😁

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Donald Trump is now a more embarrassing president than Kevin Spacey

    • @hannahrae927
      @hannahrae927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @gravityrules
      @gravityrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah...how come we never hear from the shamed Spacey, but we can't shut off the orange ass??

    • @alaincisera4787
      @alaincisera4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And both are very “grabby”

    • @patricianelson7928
      @patricianelson7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!! vsGolliath!!!

    • @louisetnder7863
      @louisetnder7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have to choose between swine flu and Ebola? I'll go' for the ashhole anyday👍

  • @BronzeFlarewind
    @BronzeFlarewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Every time Trump says something is “rigged” he’s pretty much just letting us know all the things he’s failed at

    • @Kipkemoi
      @Kipkemoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steak is rigged.

    • @biscuit2457
      @biscuit2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Javier Balderrama I hope you haven’t donated any money to his legal fees, because you are going to be so disappointed.

    • @katem331
      @katem331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Javier Balderrama wow, what has he done exactly to make his supporters still have confidence in him? His legal challenges have been thrown out and his own Homeland Security said the election has no widespread fraud. Stop with the bs.

    • @kathleencreamer6648
      @kathleencreamer6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No one name calls more than your boy Trump, lol.

    • @katem331
      @katem331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Javier Balderrama I know they’re confident, that doesn’t mean anything. Trump is a narcissist, he’s confident about everything.

  • @sparrowgryphonarchive1864
    @sparrowgryphonarchive1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Someone should make a video of everytime trump has lied... No wait the video would be 4 years long.

    • @pahulsachdeva1857
      @pahulsachdeva1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's a Netflix series on it, I haven't watched it yet but I've seen the Trailer.

    • @CrumblyTriscuits
      @CrumblyTriscuits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be 4 years long.

    • @coolxy2
      @coolxy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be 4 years long.

    • @audreyhurd8333
      @audreyhurd8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it would be his entire life

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually it would be 4 decades long!

  • @BellatrixV
    @BellatrixV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This man child is such an embarrassment 🤦 🙄

    • @fitnessmessiah7525
      @fitnessmessiah7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we'll see when the dust is clear. then we'll come back to this comment section XD

    • @acquiredtasteNL
      @acquiredtasteNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No demented creepy Joe is a not an embarrassment hahahaha Yankees

    • @BellatrixV
      @BellatrixV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whatever the outcome is it doesn't change the fact that trump is a racist idiot & a complete embarrassment to this country 🙄

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fitnessmessiah7525 I’ll hold you to that statement. Once the tantrum throwing toddler has gone (and bankrupt and/or in jail) we’ll talk again.

    • @fitnessmessiah7525
      @fitnessmessiah7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BellatrixVwait wait wait...you dont like trump because people say hes racist? Pls put a link in the comment on videos showing trump being a racist and il put some of biden...im not american but looking from outside trump is the best thing that ever happened to america.. your only card against trump is because hes a racist..when joe biden is worse 😂😂😭😭.

  • @christinegraves7487
    @christinegraves7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's like watching Groundhog Day. Over and over and over.

  • @edgarguerra7927
    @edgarguerra7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Wait a minute, those kids are speaking more clearly than the president of the United States.

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here the honest truth only half voted for Biden Reason why? half went home lines were to long VOTER SUPRRESSION if done the right way Biden would have buried Trump times 2

  • @MasterKoala777
    @MasterKoala777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm so effing tired of Trump. When he's out, please, let's just totally ignore him. (edited for grammar)

    • @analiliamoreno6723
      @analiliamoreno6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be awesome if all media would stop talking about him and his family, and reporters would stop interviewing him? We don't need any more info about him!

    • @sabbelfatz2906
      @sabbelfatz2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be so nice but I'm afraid he is too loud and has enough blind followers who are craving for more stupid lies

    • @difigiauno3678
      @difigiauno3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just hope that his twitter account will be banned. That would be the most satisfiying thing to happen. Just imagine his face, on the day of 20th january, after the secret service escorted him out of the white house and he wants to tweet some bs again BUT HE CAN'T!

  • @engr.jessydecastro3161
    @engr.jessydecastro3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Trump never sounds like a respectful President. Tried so hard and failed horribly.

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Herb Liptow I agree. It’s so weird that he’s so desperate to cling to a job that he never bothered to do. I guess he’s such a narcissist he can’t accept losing

    • @KH-nt7ej
      @KH-nt7ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leea8706 He still has protection from criminal investigation while he is in office. Once he's out, he is fair game. Good luck buddy. Orange 🍊 will look great on you in prison. Loser

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KH-nt7ej oh yeah, I forgot about that, that’s probably a huge reason

    • @relin6770
      @relin6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's not a respectful person on a whole, how is he supposed to be respectful as president? And he never tried because he doesn't know how to 'try'

    • @KittySnicker
      @KittySnicker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in the end, it didn’t even matter. 🎶

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    If you want Trump out of there, just wait until he leaves for his golf game, and change the locks on the doors at the White House. :D

    • @CastleBrookKrew
      @CastleBrookKrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Trump couldn't even figure how to open a locked door let alone install one.

    • @MotherCrackerx0x0
      @MotherCrackerx0x0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's actually not a bad idea!

    • @sammi723
      @sammi723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love this comment 😂

    • @djml7ml797
      @djml7ml797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone knows that Trump won the election. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. The democratic party wants to steal the presidency. And just like this example their are many more. But, have faith that everything will come forward and Trump will be the clear winner for 2020 come December the 8th.

    • @Will-wl5id
      @Will-wl5id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@djml7ml797 Did you even watch the video lmao, most secure election and held integrity of the people’s casted ballots. Every runout has been debunked and the team is 0 for 13 in court. Joe Biden won and will be inaugurated January 21,2021 whether Trump publicly concedes or not 🤷‍♂️

  • @krissalouvae7513
    @krissalouvae7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guillermo is so awesome! ... And the little girl in the yellow overalls!!! 👍⭐️🌟⭐️👍 adorable! (all the kids did a great job!).

  • @nairamounilo1451
    @nairamounilo1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Replayed the Guillermo cartwheel about 5 times. My head and chest hurt from the laughter. Thank you guys so much for these happy tears. PS- get Guillermo some ace bandages for wrists and ankles. 🤸🏽‍♀️🥰🥰

  • @tesis.4353
    @tesis.4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    In Donald Trump’s world, “Everything is rigged”.

    • @badtuber1654
      @badtuber1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its called the Real world

    • @upcoming3341
      @upcoming3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@badtuber1654 OMG!!! The delusion is strong with this one.

    • @Lafh_Hernandez
      @Lafh_Hernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      but only if he doesnt get what he wants.

    • @WillOHaver
      @WillOHaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Except the states he won 😂

    • @tonypate9174
      @tonypate9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who made the cages Joe ?

  • @BarsMar
    @BarsMar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Courts are paid by taxpayers, the judges should fine the trump lawyers and suspend their licenses for at least 4 years... For wasting taxpayer dollars and time, which would've been used to settle other cases they had pending... That'll teach them...

    • @marcopolo9146
      @marcopolo9146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A truly stupid, ill considered statement. Good luck when there are no lawyers for you.

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, everyone should be able to file a lawsuit at any time. Otherwise you’re promoting oppression.

    • @BarsMar
      @BarsMar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@angrydoggy9170 Hi. I never said anything about denying them the right. But if it is a lawsuit that is wrong and doesn't fulfill the basic criteria, like providing evidence. Would you like such a lawyer to represent you? We can all say such things online via Twitter, Facebook. But that doesn't cost valuable taxes. This does. I am not promoting oppression. I am just saying, people who think they can waste time and money, should pay when are caught doing it. I'm really sorry if my comments felt that way.

    • @BarsMar
      @BarsMar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcopolo9146 there will always be lawyers

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BarsMar My apologies, it wasn’t my intent to attack you and I can follow your reasoning. But if I’m not mistaken the complainants are supposed to forward the costs if the claim is deemed invalid. I could be mistaken and it will still put a needless strain on the legal system. What bugs me personally is the Trump campaign begging for money to fund all these useless lawsuits, especially since most of the cash they gather isn’t actually going to fund the lawsuits but it’s going straight to his campaign office. That’s what I consider fraud.

  • @t0mn8r35
    @t0mn8r35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "We have to start calling him Donald Jr." brilliant joke!

    • @daddy4528
      @daddy4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep he got the whole squad laughing with that one😐

    • @ViniusSquad
      @ViniusSquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, good one, but if we just make fun of them it’s just not going to work, it’s better if we just state that their time is over, and then never look back at them again

    • @KittySnicker
      @KittySnicker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Eric would’ve been a better line

  • @bradgillette9253
    @bradgillette9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last bit was precious! Shout outs and distance hugs to those young people. Precious! Be safe, be, well, wear your masks.

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are interviews and other forms of media and most the specific when I'm thinking of is when he states that the government has always run better under a democratic government. I remember when he made that. There are others and then all the past comedic fodder there's some great past Night Show. You can have some real fun with those. You have such a creative staff

  • @elliesharp401
    @elliesharp401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He only jumps up and down when he doesn’t get his way, but it’s okay for him to cheat and like and not pay taxes. I really feel
    For you guys over there in the US

  • @raven9605
    @raven9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please don’t stop what you’re doing, you give me hope.

    • @furq1234
      @furq1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's more than Trump has ever given anyone who is normal

  • @jameslaupan6499
    @jameslaupan6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The drumph administration was the most corrupt in American history, PERIOD!

    • @dardarthevth3709
      @dardarthevth3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      random fact: Drumph is Donald Trump's original name but he changed it because it doesn't sound as nice as trump.

    • @jameslaupan6499
      @jameslaupan6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His gradpappy changed it to avoid the draft, and to bury his past, sound familiar?

    • @dardarthevth3709
      @dardarthevth3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameslaupan6499 which war did his grandpappy skip

    • @jameslaupan6499
      @jameslaupan6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t say “war” , I said draft, or conscription. Late 19th century. I got an idea, check goggle or Wikipedia, you’ll learn more there.

    • @dardarthevth3709
      @dardarthevth3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameslaupan6499 ok

  • @flyidena
    @flyidena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you Jimmy!

  • @jayjones9225
    @jayjones9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂 Jimmy and Guillermo are always having fun, love their antics!

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Loved the Rudy Giuliani commercial and the bit with what kids learned, “lessons from the president “was one of the best bits ever. Sadly, it was completely accurate.

  • @incognitro7634
    @incognitro7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    If Trump won't leave the White House. We should get DeNiro in, to paint it.

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      DeNiro will kick his ass.

    • @r8alvar
      @r8alvar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Joe Pesci to take him out to the sticks

    • @paulgalligan1916
      @paulgalligan1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If there's one person you can't trust in this life, it's millionaires' kids. ...

    • @rhettcujo9006
      @rhettcujo9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That might just work since that moron would think that DeNiro coming meant money is coming in. 😂

    • @leerogers4219
      @leerogers4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, His favorite color, RED!

  • @jamesbra4410
    @jamesbra4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This guy is going to be a laughing stock for generations.

    • @reebababy5394
      @reebababy5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Bra he was a laughing stock since the time I saw first in the correspondent dinner

    • @Derangedforsure
      @Derangedforsure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chuck Norris I think you took too many Bruce Lee kicks to the head.

  • @shavdor
    @shavdor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    K-c Macaroni I lost it OMG my belly hurts.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kazimierzgarshin3924
    @kazimierzgarshin3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The Trump stages of grief: the last ones are hilarious.

  • @hapah4894
    @hapah4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    It’s most secure because of mail-in ballots. The very process that he tried to destroy, and he should have payed penalties for it.

    • @themattheweffect4870
      @themattheweffect4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He himself voted by mail lol

    • @themattheweffect4870
      @themattheweffect4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He himself voted by mail lol

    • @leemartin9156
      @leemartin9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@themattheweffect4870 Do as I say, Not as I Do.... Hypocrasy at its finest!

    • @kevinreese8224
      @kevinreese8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paid 👌🏽

    • @solomonzzz3630
      @solomonzzz3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If your life was in the hands of people who could vote for your freedom , would you trust the system. Or would you be shaking in your boots . I would shaking in my boots. Mail in voting can be easily manipulated .put things on a personal level, maybe you'll see things more open minded

  • @JoseHernandez-oy8ml
    @JoseHernandez-oy8ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    He's just a kid, my son is 7yrs old and doesn't act like orange man.

    • @franny5295
      @franny5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know, normal people older than toddlers don't act like that. Toddlers are irrational and demanding because they really haven't had the opportunity to learn but as they learn that a perspective other than theirs exists they catch up. My son just turned 4. His critical thinking skills and emotional self regulation is better than Trump's and I'm not being mean, I'm very serious. I think there's really something wrong with Trump which makes why he's allowed to stay in charge and behave this way make even less sense. I don't see anybody else being able to act like that with being held for 72 hours at a minimum.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats what happens when your daddy spoils you for your entire life. You dont understand why not everything goes your way when daddy finally stops.

    • @JoseHernandez-oy8ml
      @JoseHernandez-oy8ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Francesca my question is how does he get away with half the b.s he does.he does what he wants and nothing happens. I never thought this country would get to this.this suppose to be the number one country.

    • @franny5295
      @franny5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JoseHernandez-oy8ml I have no idea. Truly. I've never been allowed to act like that. Even when we were kids, it need not even be your mother, somebody's momma would grab you. I can think about speeding and glance up to patrol lights in my rear view mirror. Maybe that's what real "privilege" looks like.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JoseHernandez-oy8ml That's the thing, USA hasnt been #1 in much of anything except starting wars and having a larger than necessary army. xD

  • @LaMaestra2102
    @LaMaestra2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Guillermo! 😂🤣❤

  • @bekahelder537
    @bekahelder537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent ending to a great monologue. I wish more people were as funny as you!!

  • @donnab7666
    @donnab7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jimmy you make our night lol. Trump is just sick seriuosly

  • @jerrybisbo3824
    @jerrybisbo3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    For trump to concede he’d have to be playing with a full deck, he’s not.

  • @mepkn
    @mepkn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Moral of the story: EVERYTHING IS RIGGED.

  • @gennypenny5527
    @gennypenny5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love jimmy 😘😘

  • @maryblake5538
    @maryblake5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Squattergate! Comedy gold! I will be using that lol...

  • @randomperson8660
    @randomperson8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "We'll make sure that no one ever forgets what took place on your watch"
    That has a whole new meaning after Jan 6...

  • @Witchesliar1692
    @Witchesliar1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yes, Donald J Trump, the American people will not forget what you did on your historic watch. 🇨🇦🕊

    • @tempusfugit6820
      @tempusfugit6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rest of the world will not either. And it is far from over 😲😲😨

    • @kenj4136
      @kenj4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was it he did?

    • @tempusfugit6820
      @tempusfugit6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kenj4136 Nothing at all except divide the country, watch fox news and golf plus 253,000 deaths and counting...

    • @Witchesliar1692
      @Witchesliar1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tempusfugit6820 Thank you, I thought I was doomed to give an explanation. 🇨🇦🕊

    • @papafonde6773
      @papafonde6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tempusfugit6820 wow great job being completely incorrect

  • @l.m.stewart
    @l.m.stewart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those kids were too cute!💕🌹🤗

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh we ❤ you, Jimmy! You make us laugh in these dark times! Casey Macaroni!!! 🤣🤪

  • @DawnMarieMcMillan
    @DawnMarieMcMillan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    57 Years old...I still do cartwheels in the park...just for the heck of it. You can’t be sad when you do cartwheels.

  • @hagar2025
    @hagar2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Rigged? So why didn’t he fix the system while being president?

    • @d.m.e.b.m.f7649
      @d.m.e.b.m.f7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump actually selected Dominion in 2018. So it's his fault if any fraud did happen. Even though it definitely didn't.

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it's rigged in his favour.

    • @iliasnoillib4151
      @iliasnoillib4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thoughts exactly 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@d.m.e.b.m.f7649 yep. Trump is screaming about KNOWING fraud is gonna happen, then lets the crazy liberals pick the voting software?? Suuure that logic makes so much sense 😂 These people want to consume lies. It’s terrifying bc they don’t even slightly hold up to logic or evidence at all!

  • @AVaginawithVitaminsinit
    @AVaginawithVitaminsinit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    January 21st can’t come soon enough. Jesus Christ 🙄🙄

    • @thomashaley5284
      @thomashaley5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like you're in desperate need of something larger than a vitamin!

    • @AVaginawithVitaminsinit
      @AVaginawithVitaminsinit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomashaley5284 yeah a need a cyanide pill to take me out of this living nightmare that is Trump’s America

  • @justjiggy2204
    @justjiggy2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He's like a reality show star!
    Every day there is something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that he gives us with utmost confidence and no evidence!
    Thinking that might help his ratings!

    • @raymondkymsuttle
      @raymondkymsuttle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except he’s no ‘star’.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just a narcissist asking for attention on a daily base.

    • @Ibanez527
      @Ibanez527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like the media! Everyday we get something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that they give us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help their ratings!
      I’m appalled that you don’t see the irony in your comment.

  • @meemeepalmer4144
    @meemeepalmer4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was that lil John Bon Jovi? The kids r so adorable .😊

  • @js2531
    @js2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jimmy has a tendency to be quite condescending to Guillermo and he takes advantage of his position of power to make Guillermo do uncomfortable things.

    • @NsGDark
      @NsGDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This isn't the first time. I've also seen Jimmy make almost racial connotations towards Guillermo because he is Hispanic.

    • @SilverLaBelle
      @SilverLaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It feels like he's talking about his pet and not another member of his crew. Im deeply uncomfortable with it.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Donald: “Everything is rigged, rigged, rigged!”
    Melania: ‘Sounds like my marriage’.

    • @BTClips522
      @BTClips522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She's planning a divorce actually lol

    • @niketparikh1030
      @niketparikh1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha melania u should divorced donald trump

    • @DaNFLboi
      @DaNFLboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @suziephillips2320
      @suziephillips2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOVE THIS!! We have a bet going on how long before Melania takes to bail on him!!
      The kid is what, 14?? So in 2025, when the kid turns 18, Melania is taking him &, oh wait, I was going today return to Slovenia, but just saw the people there pulled her statue down & burned it. Can't return there!!
      Is Justin Trudeau married??
      That last dinner party, he was eyeing her up!!

    • @arnabchakraborty2593
      @arnabchakraborty2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlyhammond5280
    @charlyhammond5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The 1.3k that disliked this are trumpy fans who don’t like TRUTH 😂

  • @dfadden62
    @dfadden62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ashamed to say it-I’ve never done a cartwheel in my life. Yup, that’s just how I would look if I tried...

  • @MadeByTriniLena
    @MadeByTriniLena 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmbo love you jimmy, always on point🤣😂

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO the 10 stages of grief clips were *awesome* 😆👍

  • @timcollins3484
    @timcollins3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Follow Jacinda Ardern's tip and never write or use his name again

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes Please!! Only thing that works with narcissists

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats my prime mister's tip? damn I didn't know that lol.

    • @NewMadrid01
      @NewMadrid01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy is obsessed with him lol

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NewMadrid01 he's not obsessed. We all just want him gone. Period.

  • @vivianphan1423
    @vivianphan1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whoever did the title for the video deserves a raise💀

  • @kathykim4808
    @kathykim4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    👏👏 good speaking

  • @nancynegron3663
    @nancynegron3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious love it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Superstorm50
    @Superstorm50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Wth were we talking about?...oh that’s right. Trump. What else.” 😂

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I bet his senior quote was "If I don't graduate, the system is rigged."

    • @marcowl5680
      @marcowl5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think he went to school, kids a dumbass😂😂 i meant dump

  • @mizanahmed7336
    @mizanahmed7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It seem I have memorised so many vocabulary with these children 🤣😅😬

  • @catherineaiello7136
    @catherineaiello7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So sad! But this is spot on!

    • @benthomas1400
      @benthomas1400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Catherine....nice meeting you here...I hope you are having a nice day out there?

  • @EileenQxz
    @EileenQxz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I imagine there are many liens on Mar-a-Lago these days. Meanwhile, the wife is filing for divorce.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mad king donald has always been up to his ears in debt. the trump virus and his handling of it are killing his golf courses, and brothels. soon he will be paying hundreds of lawyers to stay out of prison. you could always seek protection from your buddy Uncle Pooty... but don't drink the tea, donny...

    • @brandontweedy2577
      @brandontweedy2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldrrocr Oh I can guarantee you the US Attorney's office in Manhattan will be waiting for the burnt cheeto at 12:01pm on January 20th...I hope they arrest him on the white house lawn.

  • @friendlycreature6375
    @friendlycreature6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What a confusing time to be American*.

  • @TheMoeFAD
    @TheMoeFAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is very sad a human reaches this lowest level after beeing on top he should think about his family who is suffering this embarrasement the scarry part is that giuliani and others tag along with this . This is a very destructive behaviour that leads to deep depression and low self esteem people who love him should force him not to continue this path to darkness

    • @USMC-0311
      @USMC-0311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s always been at the lowest. He’s a moron period and stupid can nit be fixed.

    • @jamesw657
      @jamesw657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol are you kidding, nobody "loves" Donald Trump, not even his own family; at best they tolerate him

  • @karamelqt73
    @karamelqt73 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like the lambchop song "🎵 it's just the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends 🎶 "

  • @cobracommander4378
    @cobracommander4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video made me laugh so much!!! I actually watched this video 20 times and counting!! Giuliani perodity was the best so far. Thanks for making it Jimmy.

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    January 20th is going to be a wild day can't wait!

    • @kiereluurs1243
      @kiereluurs1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biggest crowd EVER!
      PERIOD!!

    • @mykoal5
      @mykoal5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The day when conspiracy and reality go head-to-head. Copium levels over 9,000 guaranteed.

  • @mattdespard6576
    @mattdespard6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does anyone else find the way they treat Guillermo on the show a little bit demeaning?

    • @greenteaclock3494
      @greenteaclock3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I noticed that last time I watched Kimmel and didn't like it

    • @greenteaclock3494
      @greenteaclock3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O wait, this is the episode! How he makes him do a cartwheel just seems forced.

  • @christiejensen1606
    @christiejensen1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Trump uses the word rigged more than any other word in his teeny, tiny vocabulary. 🙄

    • @stevemanson2165
      @stevemanson2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Rigged!!.?

    • @hannahrae927
      @hannahrae927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      word has lost all meaning lol

    • @christiejensen1606
      @christiejensen1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannahrae927 You're right about that. LOL

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually he also uses "Loser," "Disaster," "Lock Em Up," "Evil" and "Chyna."

    • @christiejensen1606
      @christiejensen1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NexusKin I'm sorry, you are correct. He also uses '"tremendous and huge" repeatedly.

  • @051adam
    @051adam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we all agree that Guillermo would be a really cool guy to hang out with?
    Frikkin love that dude!

  • @franzvanderkraan7583
    @franzvanderkraan7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy, you've got an awesome sense of humour.

  • @thomaskromah5697
    @thomaskromah5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He doesn't have to concede. All he has to do is just leave the people house come Jan 20.

  • @notthatnancy6998
    @notthatnancy6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why don’t you just ignore him? He is no longer relevant, yet you keep him in the forefront.

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Nicole Ray If Trump supporters could see and use reason, they wouldn't be Trump supporters in the first place...

    • @itzmemrc8728
      @itzmemrc8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YusufGinnah yeah yeah it's like people who follow biden have reason🤦‍♂️

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itzmemrc8728 Their reason is to try make 'common sense' a thing again... 👍🏼

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Will Durant 🤣😆😆👍🏼

    • @notthatnancy6998
      @notthatnancy6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nicole Ray they are not intelligent enough to understand. They aren’t Kimmel’s audience. And I am sick of hearing about him!!! Lets hear something funny or entertaining.

  • @popculturecollector1756
    @popculturecollector1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Trump's tweets.
    I WON THE ELECTION!!!!
    I won the Election!
    I won the Election.
    I won the election?
    Did I win the election?
    Will someone help me find my way home?

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the clever and subtle jokes. But I also really appreciate the simple things in life, like "Casey Macaroni."

  • @rnelson0525
    @rnelson0525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy you do a great job! Need the laugh!!!! Thank you!

  • @OttoLopezValerio
    @OttoLopezValerio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:53 OMG those rascals were adorable, they show how Donald Trump is just a spoiled entitled toddler.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidkelley5382
    @davidkelley5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That last part would be funny if it was not so true/depressing.

  • @joshuatheargonaut4412
    @joshuatheargonaut4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He should be nothing more than a cautionary tale we teach our kids. We have to be better. Also at this point I think any trump rally should be treated as a psychological way station. Any who attend should seriously be looked over.

  • @Audit-xq4vu
    @Audit-xq4vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That kid, "stare into an eclipse" 🤣🤣🤣 I was rolling!!! Lol!!!

  • @smallstudiodesign
    @smallstudiodesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Electile Dysfunction” - very perfect term. nomination worthy for Webster’s/Oxford Dictionaries, et al for new terminology.

  • @soko889
    @soko889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Trumpet was wearing a Blue tie when votes were counting, he clearly supported Dems.

    • @TheHateCorp
      @TheHateCorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The wierdest yet most compelling conspiracy theory I've heard so far is that the whole Trump presidency is a Democrat plot to destroy the Republicans. He used to be a democrat, not so very long ago.

    • @TheHateCorp
      @TheHateCorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aaron M Because he has managed to turn an even larger portion of the populace against it.

  • @jeffplamenig8478
    @jeffplamenig8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If this wasn't actually written down for the kids as a joke for the show, I'm completely horrified!

    • @NsGDark
      @NsGDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's disgusting how the producers of this sjow would utilize kids and tell them what to say. You can't blame the president for how your child ends up, you have to have some responsibility as a parent.

  • @ashman8891
    @ashman8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Thousands of ballots given out by the millions." Hmm I really need to brush up on my MAGA math.

  • @stellaray
    @stellaray 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guiliani is so Loyal to Donald... I wonder what they must-have on each other! OMG...The whole can of worms is about to come spilling out!
    I can't wait to see your take on it Jimmy you look Great btw and The videos were fantastic hilarious and right on!

  • @rafikmahamud9322
    @rafikmahamud9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant Jimmy!

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Melania should've told him, "You won!" And after he settled down from being happy, "Just kidding! Joe Biden won." Please let there be an alternate universe where that happened. 😂😂😂

  • @d.m.e.b.m.f7649
    @d.m.e.b.m.f7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    At this point I'm not sure who is more delusional, Trump or his supporters.

  • @viktorbimmel4007
    @viktorbimmel4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The guy in the thumbnail over trumps left shoulder looks like a MAGA SCP.

    • @brucex1030
      @brucex1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his right shoulder?

    • @cristianpredescu7557
      @cristianpredescu7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brucex1030 His left shoulder our right side

    • @jessahmad5529
      @jessahmad5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCP 6242: has the ability of appearing near African American, Latino American at any time of the day, and stay at the top right corner of the victims periferal eyesight. Eventually the apparitions and symptoms will escalate and develop nightmares, hallucinations both visual and auditory of racists humanoids know as SCP 6242-D (dicks)
      SCP 6242-D will follow the victim and harras them...
      (The rest of this document has been redacted by the Special Counsel Robert Muller and 05 command