i still dont know how jesus was so good at shaving his beard, i mean in the medival times, people shaved themselves with regular knives, and that was a millenium and a half later!
Within the grim darkness of the Google Play bootlegs,there is only nonsense. (Also ThunderPsyker,you better finish the Emperor's Finest series) (I don't care you're older now) (Do it for the Emprah)
"Hey! I heard that pizza place has a nice delivery service there." "But Jack, you're stadning in front of a restaurant..." "OH SHUT UP BILL! I WANT THAT DAMN PIZZA DELIVERED TO ME, DAMN IT!"
There's one called Five Nights at Pokman Go EDIT: Also Five Nights at Neighbor or something. The model is the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
How to make pokemon: Squirtle: paint an alien blue Charmander: Paint squirtle orange Meowth: draw a coin on a mouse's face Jigglypuff: Paint meowth pink
This isn't even close to the worst of what the Play store has to offer. There are SO FUCKING MANY Minecraft clones, such as World of Mine Block Craft and Pizzeriacraft. Oh, and there's also a FnaF dating simulator.
i love how the background music for the young steve carrell pizza delivery on a hoverboard game was an instrumental loop of magic by coldplay. magical indeed.
I never expected him to be such good at the guitar. Yet he proved me wrong. Not only did he play guitar he also did it in space near some god like form!
Honestly can't decide what I like better; Bloods gang member riding a segway while brody quest plays in the background. Pizza deliveryman on a hoverboard while a bad midi of magic by coldplay plays in the background Spongebob dressed as Goku collecting dragonballs in a suburban environment as a tropical sounding song plays in the background the fact these exist gives me hope.
Let's not forget about the 30 second unskippable ads every time you die, clear a level, close the game... hell, why not in the middle of gameplay, too?
He played it a while ago. The funny thing is, it isn't a dating sim. It seems to be a game that genuinely wants people to embrace Jesus. In the full stream Vinny told Jesus to fuck off, and then jumped in front of a car to see him again.
Arizona Jonson Not just that. Its main menu song is an instrumental of Calvin Harris' "Summer" and the second pizza game's main menu song is Selena Gomez's "Who says".
I highly advise watching this on the Fullsauce if you ever have an hour to spare. There is something magical about pretty much the entire Pokemon segment.
Albeit weird, the game at 2:22 has some great music. Sounds like something Grant Kirkhope made, and at the same time, feels like music that could suit Crash Bandicoot
My dad’s first smartphone was an Android and he let me try some games out on it (this was… like really early 2010s). Sadly some of them WERE pretty bad you’re right :\ But I still played them because I was curious and atm that one smartphone was all we could afford. But if I saw any of THESE being advertised I would’ve had more fun watching your streams for a few hours than playing any of them for five minutes. (Except for the game at 1:13 tho that’s probably the only one I’d willingly check out)
"It points me to the man who once in lonliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! Was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Hitler Very inspirational!
Adma Deadwolfe To be fair, those are hilarious in context but they don't make much sense here without any prior knowlege, it'd be like someone from abroad trying to understand Pepe and Dat Boi and bad luck brian all at the same time.
Lena Jefferson Wilson Ooh, I'm Irish, but I've just been around the Japanese internet since 2008 xD They were my first memes, and almost none of them have actually died yet. I'm Irish! Our memes are all related to our second level examinations, I can share those too if you like! We are also the home of CirYes, apparently.
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I've watched these amazing videos so much that I get sad when I rewatch them, because I know I won't be able cry laughing like when I saw these videos for the first time.
0:11 Demonic Munchlax confirmed for the next Pokemon Go update! 1:30 I'm actually confused. How are you playing Android games on your PC? That's actually a thing? 3:10 Because why not XD 4:03 Did anyone ever tell you your Fake Luigi impression is gold? 7:35 Where have I heard that sound effect before?
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>finds anime
>touches anime
>becomes titan cat
>cue anime music
as you do
Clash of Clan Fuck off, spammer.
I was going to join a religion of Christianity for an afterlife, after I saw that game I thought being Hindu is much better.
Ragamuffin Skullman shut up
"Why is there a quote from Hitler about Jesus?"
I died
i still dont know how jesus was so good at shaving his beard, i mean in the medival times, people shaved themselves with regular knives, and that was a millenium and a half later!
@@alainali6010 divine power
Alain Ali
ok
You can see the devs put a disclaimer just for that reason! 3:15
you see, hitler was a very religious dude. (idk and idc about the veracity of the previous statement)
Note that in the Back To The Future 2 pizza delivery game, he's delivering it to a guy standing in front of *A Restaurant*
Within the grim darkness of the Google Play bootlegs,there is only nonsense.
(Also ThunderPsyker,you better finish the Emperor's Finest series)
(I don't care you're older now)
(Do it for the Emprah)
"Hey! I heard that pizza place has a nice delivery service there."
"But Jack, you're stadning in front of a restaurant..."
"OH SHUT UP BILL! I WANT THAT DAMN PIZZA DELIVERED TO ME, DAMN IT!"
ThunderPsyker which one be more specific.
Probably papa johns
There's guns on his underwear."
Gunderwear.
Which kind of guns... we don't know.
+Alan Bareiro M16's. Thats the only model of gun in existance, besides the AR15, right?
10/10 would wear.
Dammit I made this comment and then scrolled down to find yours. 3 weeks too late.
Boats. With guns. Gunboats.
Look no further than your local Google Play Store for 100% genuine imitations!
GR8 GAIMZ IGN 1/0
China is to blame.
Nice video Vinny.
Can you do shitty spongebob games
Hi Jabroni Pizza Boy
"I, as a cat, do not have a pistol"
-Vinny
Truly inspirational
300th like
I think that was broken English, like on lolcats pictures, I is a cat
"Guys I found anime."- also vinny
"I'm gonna riot because they let dogs in this cat world."
-Vinny
"They only take down Metroid Games" Nice roast.
Too soon.
Did they even take that down? I thought the dev preemptively took down the links just in case.
Edit: The Pokemon game, I mean.
Go back to siivagunner
+Arras If you're talking about Pokémon Uranium, then yeah, Nintendo DMCA'd them.
potentially mother, hopefully that doesn't become the case
when I die, my last words are gonna be
"oh no I'm dead"
Then you get to see anime Jesus
@@zephyrian1006 and then he gives you the special self-correcting segway
TONY HAWK PRESENTS: GTA 6 - SEGWAY CRIME SYDICATE
GOTY
+Jorge sanchez PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY EA.
+Decently Fashionable Scout #23 A Hideo Kojima Game
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT WAS USING BRODYQUEST AS THE MUSIC
sounds like a title of a LispyJimmy video
There's one called Five Nights at Pokman Go
EDIT: Also Five Nights at Neighbor or something. The model is the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Yes I spelled it correctly. It's literally Pokman
i was browsing through the windows store on my computer and noticed hitman go. like, that video game series hitman.
+stone sherrill are you kidding me
That's a real game by Square Enix.
+stone sherrill thats a real game, not a pokemon go ripoff, an ACTUAL game
I'm loving those ads for "memory foam jabronies"
Don't forget about that 60% saving with code JAHNCENA!
Courtesy of the wonderful editor, Captain Southbird
Cool word
Chewy V I couldn't see that one
I wonder if these developers even know that Brodyquest isn't just royalty-free stock.
GoldKnightProduction ? That's the background music of a Soulja Boy song
Soxviper Brodyquest came before Souljaquest.
Yep
@@Soxviper souljaquest came in 2011, brodyquest is from around 2009.
@@St_Rizla fun fact brodyquest was made by lemon demon apparently
Mobile games are the future, they said.
And full of terrors.
I've played some really great mobile games as well, as with console having shitty and pc having both as well. Its just a matter of preference
+StalkerNG Also full of money crazed developers, pay 2 dollars to get that weapon, pay some shit to unlock a character
It's like Newgrounds all over again. Occasional not shit, but mostly shit and based on outdated technology.
+Adolf Hitler Your the one that said that quote about Jesus in that game.
Memorable toon characters #1: SpiderBob...
Hulkebob
SuperBob
Spongetaro Squarejo
Spingebill
#2: Mourty
#3: Andrio from Andrio's World
#4: Cloudypus
Did anyone notice that the music in the background of the segway game was _Brodyquest_ by Neil Cicierga?
Yeah, Vinny pointed that out when he streamed this originally. Too bad it didn't make it into this video though, his reaction was pretty great.
Isn't *that* a remix of "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts"?
Nope. There was a version of Brodyquest that incorporated that though - it was in Brodyquest 2 (which was a mashup of Brodyquest mashups).
Chewable Arsenic Candies Ah, okay I didn't know it was an original song
I recognize the song after it too but I can't think what it is. Like I know I heard it before somewhere.
2:39 leaked beta footage of super Mario run
How to make pokemon:
Squirtle: paint an alien blue
Charmander: Paint squirtle orange
Meowth: draw a coin on a mouse's face
Jigglypuff: Paint meowth pink
Machop: Paint Squirtle light blue-grey
Pikachu: Paint a rabbit yellow
Snorlax: paint meowth blue and white and open it's eyes
"It's ok, he's hard."
4:54 *HARD MUSIC PLAYS*
That brodyquest music was so perfect. I could really feel that guy flying into space, becoming one with the universe.
original characters do not steal
PSHH... NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID.
steel*
This isn't even close to the worst of what the Play store has to offer. There are SO FUCKING MANY Minecraft clones, such as World of Mine Block Craft and Pizzeriacraft. Oh, and there's also a FnaF dating simulator.
The fnaf one sounds like a self aware meme
MrScaryowl it isn't
I think I may have bumped into that one while adventuring around god knows what on the iOS App Store. Was it called Five Tries At Love?
@@329link yeah
Are we just going to ignore the Anime Jesus?
storyscribbles Nobody can ignore anime Jesus. All shall love anime Jesus.
Yes please
Moshi Moshi, Jesus desu.
when you have the power of god and anime on your side
If this isnt a sin it should be honestly
I swear to god the first song playing in the background of the Pizza Hoverboard game is "Magic" by Coldplay.
I'm 99% sure it is. My brother and I love Coldplay and I recognized it as soon as I heard it.
legoboy1214studios Same dude! I have the album.
There's also summer by Calvin Harris as the menu song
Adam McKibben As soon as I heard it I just wanted to give up lol
i love how the background music for the young steve carrell pizza delivery on a hoverboard game was an instrumental loop of magic by coldplay. magical indeed.
The one right after it had another song that I recognize as well, but I can't put my finger on the name
Route 94 - my love
Lol that’s what I though as soon as I heard it
6:00 - *Segways slowly as Coldplay's "Magic" plays*
Adam Almy Bootleg version lol
Only on android
5:35 Vinny finds enlightenment through segways.
I don't know if anyone in the chat has mentioned it but the music In the segue game is stollen from Neil Cicierga.
Adrian Brody for life
I never expected him to be such good at the guitar. Yet he proved me wrong. Not only did he play guitar he also did it in space near some god like form!
He mentioned it during the stream
Mouth Silence is brilliant
That actually made the segway game even funnier, fucking BRODYQUEST music lol
5:40 This should be one of Vinny's hurt noises if he ever gets made into a fighting game character, whether it'd be some quirky fangame or MUGEN.
i love playing sakura jesus on my android
the best things is that it has my favourite quotes from sakura Hitler and sakura Gandhi.
spon dragon z has stolen my heart and is the best thing I've seen today
I'd be so proud
Honestly can't decide what I like better;
Bloods gang member riding a segway while brody quest plays in the background.
Pizza deliveryman on a hoverboard while a bad midi of magic by coldplay plays in the background
Spongebob dressed as Goku collecting dragonballs in a suburban environment as a tropical sounding song plays in the background
the fact these exist gives me hope.
What do you mean? These are ORIGINAL characters! Donut steal, just like Metroid.
Daaam sooon!
Let's not forget about the 30 second unskippable ads every time you die, clear a level, close the game... hell, why not in the middle of gameplay, too?
I wanna know more about that Jesus dating sim lol
He played it a while ago. The funny thing is, it isn't a dating sim. It seems to be a game that genuinely wants people to embrace Jesus. In the full stream Vinny told Jesus to fuck off, and then jumped in front of a car to see him again.
These shitty android games always have the same graphics, stolen models and royalty free music.
and crappy lighting engine. If they had any!
Yeah, flat textures everywhere, every time.
I like my fair share of anime games, but holy shit. I'm finding games with that yandere girl. Is it really that easy to steal assets from unity games?
Now that's my kind of game! ;)
Hey don't you crapping on my Grab That Auto 5
0:46 Mighty No. 9 in a nutshell
You're pretty close. Nintendo only takes down good Metroid and Pokemon games. 👍👍👍
And that 2D Ocarina Of Time game
Because people actually play them? Seems pretty logical from that standpoint....
You mean they don't cancel them because they are crap
And the Super Mario 64 HD remake.
+Maple Otaku And soon that fanmade Mother 4 that gets delayed as hell
0:44 I did a search. Its "RockMan" written in Kanji. And it's "Rock" as in "stone" rather than the one in "Rock and Roll".
3:40 I thought that would be a Jesus dating sim.
@404 TV no
5:05 Is that really Adrien Brody in the background
i can't believe the music in the background of the pizza game was an instrumental of coldplay's "magic" like wtf leave coldplay out of this
Oh, so I wasn't the only one who noticed
I never noticed until someone pointed it out, it just sounds that shitty.
Sounded so shitty i didint notice it
+stride99 YOU AGAIN FROM YETH HALLOWEEN HACK
Arizona Jonson Not just that. Its main menu song is an instrumental of Calvin Harris' "Summer" and the second pizza game's main menu song is Selena Gomez's "Who says".
I love your Mario and luigi impressions
I highly advise watching this on the Fullsauce if you ever have an hour to spare. There is something magical about pretty much the entire Pokemon segment.
His Luigi impression is on point
It sounds like the real actor
5:01 - Brody Quest?
0:39 when you die in Call Of Duty
And the funniest part it that it synched well with the music.
6:15 *SAVE 60%* GEL MEMORY FOAM JABRONIES
you wot
First Jerma and now Vinesauce. This is not enough, we need to bring more attention to these masterpieces!
Grab that auto
Why has no one noticed the ads during the pizza Hoverboard thing?
Because no one looks at ads :P
+Captain Southbird But where do I buy Gel memory foam jabronies?
Tehhydra Dude The Buvvins of course...
Wait, isn't Vinny's last name Jabroni?
+Tehhydra Dude Yes
I like how the crosshair in the Freddy Survival "game" had collision physics
We gonna ignore the lemon demon brodyquest at 5:12
Anyone else notice the music from 5:53 to 6:30 is a weird remix of Coldplay's "Magic"?
JJ Yah it’s a bootleg version lmao
Albeit weird, the game at 2:22 has some great music. Sounds like something Grant Kirkhope made, and at the same time, feels like music that could suit Crash Bandicoot
Dude. The mario and luigi super show impressions are CRAZY
2:21 So Mario Run ripped off a rip-off.
I don't know how to respond to that.
I remember playing Andrio's World and now I feel much like a dumbass after thinking it was a "good game".
"Is this like shitty Goat Simulator?"
How can you get worse than Goat Simulator?
Cteklite Play the beta of it
By not being fun and not having anything to do in it.
My dad’s first smartphone was an Android and he let me try some games out on it (this was… like really early 2010s).
Sadly some of them WERE pretty bad you’re right :\ But I still played them because I was curious and atm that one smartphone was all we could afford.
But if I saw any of THESE being advertised I would’ve had more fun watching your streams for a few hours than playing any of them for five minutes.
(Except for the game at 1:13 tho that’s probably the only one I’d willingly check out)
Not only are you playing shitty Android games, you're playing shitty Android games with a mouse. Bravo to you...
2:55 Those aren't clips, those are mags!
2:10 i remember playing that game when i was 11, i used ro race randoms in there and making friends lol
and this the main reason why I won't look any game with less than 4 stars
"It points me to the man who once in lonliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! Was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Hitler
Very inspirational!
#2 is a game of Japanese memes, we have meme games too.
Everyone deserves good memes. Too bad no one makes any.
Adma Deadwolfe
To be fair, those are hilarious in context but they don't make much sense here without any prior knowlege, it'd be like someone from abroad trying to understand Pepe and Dat Boi and bad luck brian all at the same time.
Paradi-Len Kagamine really nice
Paradi-Len Kagamine also thank you for sharing more about your culture and your country(which I plan to move to someday)
Lena Jefferson Wilson
Ooh, I'm Irish, but I've just been around the Japanese internet since 2008 xD They were my first memes, and almost none of them have actually died yet. I'm Irish! Our memes are all related to our second level examinations, I can share those too if you like! We are also the home of CirYes, apparently.
6:10 Why does the pizza game has the instrumental of Coldplay's magic?
1:35 Does anyone know what JRPG they stole this music from? It sounds vaguely Kenji Ito-esque.
i wish to know too
It sounds like touhou but because of the trumpet used I doubt it
Look up neko simulator nekoz ost
8:51 Vinny making area 51 jokes before it was cool
mmmmm....
I love vinny's mario and luigi impressions
1:40 me with the bois in school
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Ah great. It tries to show you an ad but the ad that it's trying to show is broken so it just shows an access denied error instead. Truly a quality game.
TYVM ~ I was wondering what that said
Edit: is your P4P a 🎶Ned's Atomic Dustbin🎶 reference?
@@favoritemustard3542 i dont even know what that means honestly. my pfp isn't a reference to anything lol
@@kantraa it's a band that has a song titled _Kill Your Television_
It was the 1st song I heard by them... anyway, thanks again
1:35 vinny's laugh gets me every time
whats the name of the jesus dating sim? asking for a friend.
I've watched these amazing videos so much that I get sad when I rewatch them, because I know I won't be able cry laughing like when I saw these videos for the first time.
FullSauce version should be your next stop...
"My guy's like a monster compared to the rest of the-"
(notices the absolute desolation of the environment, save him and one NPC)
"-human."
Golden.
4:43 WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
5:24 this game is sponsored by Angry Birds 2
2:35 is that the new paid dlc for Super Mario Run?
2:20 for Vinny predicting the future. Holy shit.
2:21
That sounds... A lot like Crash Bandicoot music. Or at least, a similar soundfont. Can someone confirm/deny this?
0:19 its qutstanding nuntortoise
His voice impressions are the highlight of this video.
5:50 Alan Wake 2 looks great!
"ew, Androids only have trash in their store, ew iPhones are much better!" - iPhone User
110% real life.
"Wow look at all those awesome Android games!" - Windows Phone User.
"Telephones were a mistake."
-- Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
The App Store is also full of absolute shit. It's just you can't emulate iOS apps on PC like you can with Android ones.
boi the appe store has happy wheels, watchu got? Need For Drift?
Their store does not define the phone as a full. I use both.
6:51 Hi Phil Swift For Pizza Delivery
OH MY GOD IT *IS* THE MUSIC
4:54 Loving that Neil Cicierega music
I remember eating 7-11 chicken strips to this content.
3:39 i remember playing this a few years ago
I'm not sure if the Baby Hazel games on the iOS store are worse than the Picklémen game. I think it's a close tie.
0:11 Demonic Munchlax confirmed for the next Pokemon Go update!
1:30 I'm actually confused. How are you playing Android games on your PC? That's actually a thing?
3:10 Because why not XD
4:03 Did anyone ever tell you your Fake Luigi impression is gold?
7:35 Where have I heard that sound effect before?
You think his fake Luigi impression is gold? Go see a doctor right away, I think you have terminal 7 cancer!
Baby: The Return of the Babbs
Anyone else find the "giant cat theme" kinda catchy?
T H E Y O N L Y T A K E D O W N M E T R O I D G A M E S
This stream made my dad laugh his ass off. I'm not even kidding, that man sat there and watched all three Segway games in a row and loled.
I love that the driving game at the end kept popping up "onAdFailedToLoad"
this game tried loading ads several times but failed to
Mama Luigi is back! XD
Mario: It's a BOOTLEG, Luigi. Nintendo didn't make it.
Brodyquest at 5:00... Truly a measure of quality.
9:00 *A S S C H U*
i just realized that the title screen music in that second hoverboard game is also used in the goddamn flex tape commercials
I have no idea why but I love Vinny’s Mario and Luigi impressions
7:46 Tiger on cat simulator makes really sense