[Vinesauce] Vinny - Android Trash 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ธ.ค. 2017
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Android, where video gaming dies
binyot y u no schutt
vinesauce more like rots in Android hell forever
W H A T I S T H E F U C K T H I S
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Mobile gaming was a huge mistake
The hello neighbor one legitimately spooked me, especially when he freed himself.
and that fucking music
It’s actually super creepy, and in all the ways the developers did not intend, which makes me even more scary
The screen saying "Wake up" and then him looking through your window is genuinely creepypasta material.
Or maybe it was on purpose
same!
The neighbor was genuinely scary to be fair, the lack of animation and high speed mostly, and kind of the slim and contorted figure. The music wasn’t too scary, but it did genuinely suit the atmosphere the neighbor provided. It was more a psychological kind of “scary”.
And tbh, it’d fit right in with something like Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion.
Fidget Spinner creepypasta
Games For You what the fuck
his music was the bell chime of hells gates creaking open
I need the link to this game, its so shit but I feel it'd be fun as a horror game specifically because of how he looks.
The fact it’s accidentally better than the sad excuse for a game the actual hello neighbor was-
_"The Google Play Store: It's been years since our quality control guy showed up to work!"_
implying there was any quality control to begin with
IPhone exists.
i'm actually genuinely scared now trying to think about what DOESN'T pass their quality control
Who said the quality control guy wasn't here?
@@TheTabascodragon holy shit
"a magic square has appeared [on] the floor"
*shows a circle*
Shows how much shit can exist in mobile gaming.
I'm guessing it's a translation error more than anything. A really dumb one, but still.
You don't say?
That's because it's a magical square, not a regular square.
"It lights up the room as if it was daytime"
Shows the room perfectly lit before
Shotglass bro dies in Cuphand 2
Nagito COOLmaeda NOOOOO YOU SPOILED IT
Dammit! Nagito COOLmaeda
Don't drink or you'll end up like shotglass bro
nagito, could you please be quiet?
He didn't die, he's stuck in gay baby jail for eternity. May the almighty bup save his soul.
To be fair, the physics of the Cat Sim game are not much different than the physics of real cats.
I hate it when my cat just clips out of reality.
S3K Stage I hate it when I end up accidentally using the cat brush.
I hate when my cat wall jumps thru my room
recent cat owner, can confirm
It's annoying peeling my cat off the ceiling and those pesky tesseracts allowing it to phase through solid matter
That Hello Neighbour rip off actually creeped me out a bit
Yee
Yes
That music
Yes
Affirmative
That hello neighbor ripoff is scarier than the actual game
For all the wrong reasons lmao
i love it when he crashed the helicopter and the achievement said first car crash
Indeed.
Even better, dancing on a woman’s corpse which lead to him dying
*car* crash
Budget 9/11
*watch 500 ads for exclusive Vinny sounds*
My life is a meme Inarticulate screaming, rage screaming, confused screaming, and horrified but slightly aroused screaming.
My life is a meme watch enough ads to make us billionare to unlock exclusive Joel character
2:06 I like how the company that created this thing is called "Mobile Apps". It's like calling a company that makes cakes "Pastry".
Actually it's more like a company that makes cakes being called "Birthday Cakes" but the tersessity of "Pastry" is quite innately funny
In this money-grabbing hellscape, I wonder which games are genuine attempts a creating a game. Surely, there must be some poor misunderstood soul who actually tried to make a game for the first time but had it lumped in with these.
Mysticalman Hayden Whoever came up with that runner game that everyone reskins. Probably done as a tutorial on how to make a game for Android, and all the cash grab a-holes ripped it off.
The surgery games, that guy is for real. He will reskin those games to Perdition any time anything popular comes out.
OtakuUnitedStudio Subway surfer or something I think it was called got reskinned even as a minions game. Like, an official one.
Did Temple Run come out before Subway Surfers? Because if so, then Subway Surfers isn't original.
PartyPKChu even temple run isn't original. play pepsi man on ps1 to understand what I'm saying.
@@gekigami1791 Subway Surfer at least changed things up enough.
10:08 that literally is a Fist of the North Star fight scene, both opponents rapidly throwing super fast punches and kicks while losing gallons of blood.
あたあああああたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたたた
Stefan Madethen Omae wa mou shindeiru...
-ORAORAORA)-
Neoxus, WhoYouCanTrustToGiveQualityJojoreferences Get out JoJo this is Hokuto No Ken.
get out ken this is gats
14:36 “Suddenly a magic square has appeared on the floor”
*Circle shows up*
bleb
Play Store games are today's version of shitty Flash games in the mid 2000s...
Only 10,000 times worse!
It feels like these might've been made by the same people that make those shitty flash games.
At least the playstore still gets good games from good flash game creators, like nitrome.
Google play still has good games.
Exactly!!!!
Uh...not all of them.
The Hello Neighbor knock-off never fails to scare me with the neighbor's unfinished animations
So this is how gaming dies, not with a bang, but android.
Nah, video gaming dies the moment he have fatalities shouted out as saying "Fuck Him!!"
Damn it, I though for a sec you were going for the Star Wars prequel meme.
I was but i forgot the exact quote. I just changed the main things. :P gaming/democracy applause/android I TRIIIIED
Metal Gear Solid 2
Well Sono!
Android game is NOT comparable with proper gaming.
But you are right. Msny android games have just become moneymaking clones and unfinished shit.
But theres some good games. I have a long way to work and I drive by train, so I play games on my phone to entertain myself.
And there are many really good games I have found. So I wouldnt say Mobile gaming is dead. People keep saying that as if they knew better.
Mobile gaming is not yet lost I say~
The Legend of Zelda: Fragments of Boot
Can't wait for the Fidget Spinner DLC. 🙃 Get on it, Reggie!
ooof... remember? He’s not working there anymore?
After 40 years, gaming has finally regressed to the state it was in back in the Atari 2600 days.
Thanks, Google!
Nothing triggers my fight or flight senses more than the scary neighbor music
"peace, brotha"
*anime fight*
Bernard Wiseman that part was fun.😂😂
You're fucking dead!
"It's time for CPR".
*Ad plays*
"Oh no it's not, it's time for Candy Crush!"
“Endless nothing for the rest of forever.” -Vinny 2017
Oh no Freddy Fazbear, an animatronic made of foam-rubber, metal, plastic, and the soul of an innocent, is *sick!* Better wipe his foam ears with *an entire cup of cottonswabs!*
GoldKnightProduction .....you know, when you put it that way,
LMFAO
that bootleg neighbor game is genuinely terrifying. like i feel unsettled.
Mobile gaming was a mistake.
SirShockwave only if you don't count the actual good games
Well there is a few games That's good but the only thing i like about mobile gaming is playing with emulators.
TheGame45
Stop with that mindset.
I don’t think Mobile Gaming is bad. I think the indie games in there (the rare gems) are incredibly good.
There are good games, like Bejewled, Jetpack Joyride, Fruit Ninja, all Nitrome games (who remembers Nitrome), etc. But yeah, you got a point there.
Peace, brother.
*proceeds to murder with great ammounts of blood*
and cory that was on the house says "are fucking gay?"
Is anyone else a bit creeped out by the neighbor game...? I mean, I know it's a bad bootleg but something about it just made me feel uncomfortable.
That game was my favourite part of this video.
That neighbor character is from another game, it’s from a cockroach simulator.
most memorable part of the stream
i have been around for hundreds of years and i will never forget this night
Robo6745
The neighbor is a stolen unity asset.
ｗｈａｔ＇ｓ ｔｈｅ ｈｅｃｋ？
i say this in my head sometimes when i see something weird lmao
They ask what's the heck, but they never ask how is the heck.
Why’s the heck?
@@HowDoYouPronounceGIF where's the heck?
Turn on Airplane Mode (if you can) in the emulator.
If it doesn't have an internet connection, It'll stop any ads from appearing.
King Dedede or judt turn off your wifi
Or just don't play it.
King Dedede unless the ads are
**Gulp**
Built into the app
No the ads are a part of the experience.
The Master Sword is gone!
This is bad!
Alhaioth also link is holding the master sword
Out of all of these I'd say the Hello Neighbor clone comes _closest_ to being fun despite being totally incomplete.
Neighbor house escape game 3D is gotta be the most scariest bootleg to ever even exist. The music us scary, the model is scary. Everything makes me uncomfortable.
7:05 I just noticed the Saul Goodman ad
"Yes! It is done! I've escaped!" - Cat
Goblin santa doing Gangnam Style
What a great start to a video
Sadly no fuck him, though. :(
Lmao XD
Damn, Skrillex? That's something I haven't heard in a long time
underrated reply
Sevenuseven, i'm making sure that i don't fall back on Vinesauce. what else?
the fuck is skrillex
AdiXeR Not even people that liked him back in the day(me) are even aware of his existence anymore. Get this, his music got EVEN shittier!
meat I think it's a venerial disease
More Ads for 3d FIDGET SPINNER
Cocaine
Fuck Him!!
Hey mate, check out this 3D Spinner app we got, m8....
fwee dee spinna
WE CAN CONTROL THE PENTAGON
That neighbour was genuinely terrifying
Everyday, we stray further from god.
Everyone and god are on the other sides of the universe by this point
We stray further from him because if he sees the shit we've been up to we'll be dead for sure
*Speedwagon is god
We didn't stray from God. He just straight up abandoned us.
*get closer
Great video, the unexpectedly horrifying neighbour game was the hardest I've laughed at anything in a long time.
*That scary neighbor chase theme does not make my anxiety any better*
that neighbour game had me shitting my pants, the way he just motionlessly slides into view... god it gives me the chills.
*YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE BREASTS AND THIGHS?*
_maximum displeasure_
Games For You
No.
Games For You Ok.
Games For You
Don't self-advertise, kiddo.
If it's not fun, why bother?
The next update allows you to touch the thighs, you need to watch an ad for you to touch the breasts.
The play store used to be a good place
*Used to*
I agree. But you know what the sad thing is, even Chinese App stores have better quality control than today's Google Play Store (with the exception of the ripoff PUBG game starring The Terminator).
it was waaaaayyy before that
Sorry for the late comment, but it was only good when it was still Android Market. As soon as the name change happened, it all went to hell.
that hello neighbor ripoff is cursed i swear
S U P
Cuphead and *head* .
Just *h e a d* .
Yes. I love having head as my partner!
"I win."
*music starts playing*
*slow turn*
7:15 his name is " Luigi", it starts with a space.
Please do more of these Vinny. The Android store is full of true beautiful disasters.
11:55 That music sounds like something out of a PilotRedSun video.
I'm physically hurting.
I like how the game implies you can _HAVE FUN._
The _is_ no fun.
"Magic square appears"
*Transmutation * circle * appears*
WHY?
*C U P H A N D*
this is actually worse than the bootlegs
*AND HEAD*
6:38 death by exploding gun
4:18 the music timing is on point holy shit
6:51 I like how the other guy walks away like “Fine! Your loss though!”
Did you remember guys, when someone said that mobile games are the future?
Your avatar looks like the dude from the album cover of The Bends by Radiohead.
YOU CANNOT TOUCH BREAST AND THIGHS
Gamer life simulator.
2:21 THE CAT FROM ANDROID GAMES 1 IS BACK!!!!!!!!!
nah Sammy is inside that robot lol
Jesus christ, that Hard Time port looks like (and, because all the audio's compressed, _sounds_ like) a fucking Flash game.
you know what would be hilarious?
if vinny was doing an android stream, only to suddenly start up a good game, like granblue, fate/go, feh, or crash fever
Or Talisman
The only good mobile game I’ve been able to find is Plague Inc
xoyv neon FM is good too
It'd be hilarious how wrong he'd be if he thought Heroes was a good game.
Or a game where every 1 second a 30 second unskippable ad appears, each one more ridiculous than the last. Then when the game finally loads, your met with a fidget spinner sim game that spams ads
10:58 he sounded like the phantom ruby
Lmao
*W H A T I S T H E F U C K*
*THIS*
10:11
That scream will forever haunt my dreams
4:12, vinny almost makes a arrow in the knee joke
"What is the fuck this?"
My whole reaction during both showcases
0:45 I remember having this game where you can become a giant spider and destroy a big town, and im pretty sure that this was the exact same map that the spider game had.
9:21 I wish fuck off worked in real life that well
13:50 from calm to horror in 10 seconds lol!!
6:20 OH YISSS, TIME TO POOOMP, DE MOOSKLES, OHHH, YIIIIESSSS
13:15 The neighbor is really terrifying actually.
[Smashes helicopter into skyscraper]
"First car crash"
*Good.*
seven years he's been streaming.
seven years.
Seven and a half*
3:07 Boundary break: CAT SIM
9:38 The pinnacle in car physics
0:58
Children when they hear a swear word for the first time
We should make an SCP-styled catalogue for all of the unknown brothers
Hey Luigi, I think we had _too_ many mushrooms...
9:32 is fucking priceless.
So was hearing fuck him the first time around in a video game.
it really sync up so well xD
9:15 is Cyberpunk 2077 especially with the car mechanics
10:37 Wow guys Tears of the Kingdom’s looking good
13:43
Fun fact, the neighbor going into your house and getting stuck there was a thing in the actual Hello Neighbor. Coincidence? I think not.
3:22 oh thanks , you too
Do *people* really make these games?
Grand Dad i hope not
Well honestly,mdickie's game is decent
Arshad The aliens from the planet Beegleborf made these games.
8:55 is one of my new fav Vinny laughs
No his brother would be Mars. GET IT!
0:50 Physics.
3:19 Hello Mario 64.
9:05 It's probably self aware that it's a joke.
14:01 This game is actually a little creepy XD
Santa Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Cane
WHAT
IS
THE
FUCK
Did PilotRedSun do the music for Neighbor Escape?
That catgirl couldve been a dude.
You never know.
Beefaroni Bongus I've seen enough deviantArt to know that it is definitely a girl. I'm not the same as I was...
I don't mind UwU
Nothing much wrong with that
12:54 WHAT IS THAT MISIC
Oh yeah, christmas time. Can't wait for Oppa Santa Style.
2:05
the fact this is an decent artstyle and they used it for THIS..
I just realized the purple-haired girl's fingers are really weird in her game's thumbnail. She looks like a cyborg.
The Barber Game Or The Cat Girl Game?
Barber
Oh
Lishadra holy
6 FINGERS AHHHh
13:31 me when i find a spider in my room
9:58 This wasn’t even corrupted and things are still going haywire