Pick Up Lines Don't Work

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  • @proto-nm9hr
    @proto-nm9hr ปีที่แล้ว +16036

    This guy is actually a cupid match maker. As soon as he talks to any girl they all miraculously have boyfriends all of a sudden, danm that's impressive.

    • @_.359
      @_.359 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lol

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus ปีที่แล้ว +795

      Man: Hey, you have a boyfriend?
      Woman: No.
      Man: You want me to be your -
      Woman: I have a boyfriend.

    • @skyinats8143
      @skyinats8143 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rip notis

    • @maddoxpecima752
      @maddoxpecima752 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      It’s cause when u say no they want a reason but when u say I have a boyfriend USALLY they go away

    • @fart63
      @fart63 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saying you have a boyfriend is literally the only one that works. They obviously don’t just accept “no”, they think you’re lying if you say you’re gay, and even saying “I’m a minor” doesn’t work on most of them.

  • @DJVibeDubstep
    @DJVibeDubstep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10383

    “You look like a flower… JUST KIDDING”
    Bro gave her a compliment and ripped it away lmfao

    • @rxsn3025
      @rxsn3025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jj9217
      @jj9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      🙂 to ☹️ we go...

    • @3rviLMusic
      @3rviLMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The unholy pull-push

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@3rviLMusic that's not really how that works, but have fun believing it if you want

    • @3rviLMusic
      @3rviLMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@herculesbrofister265 it was a joke man. I know that alot of pickup artists incorporate push-pull, where they tease a woman to create tension and then they compliment them to release the tension. Its a simple demonstration of confidence and it works if its genuine, because it shows that you are not afraid to make a statement that may offend. Pull- push on the other hand is just stupid, because why would you compliment someone and then take it back. It just comes across as rude.

  • @soulja5252
    @soulja5252 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    “youre pretty im just kidding” 💀💀

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I wouldve taken damage from that 😂

    • @George-pl7eu
      @George-pl7eu ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Apparently when I was 8 years old I walked up to a bunch of females and said they're pretty and then ran away real fast smack my head and slid on the floor call that the you're pretty I'm just skidding on my face

    • @willisstillhere8846
      @willisstillhere8846 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE

    • @Luuth
      @Luuth ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@willisstillhere8846 Yeah brain damage

    • @inexistentenouniverso9230
      @inexistentenouniverso9230 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Basically he just call you ugly

  • @kennalikespizza4515
    @kennalikespizza4515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    "Unfortunately in this one he manages to run into an EXTREMELY nice person" is a fantastic sentence

  • @sunkuz
    @sunkuz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6187

    The scariest part I'd imagine is when a person is approached by a stranger and the next thing they hit them with is "Are you scared? Am I scaring you?" And they continue.

    • @matureenough34
      @matureenough34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      “Don’t worry, I’m not some psycho/creep or anything” says the guy holding his hands out towards the random woman he’s approached as if to grab her for reassurance while awkwardly smiling.

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      What's worse would be this:
      "Are you scared?"
      "No."
      "You should be."

    • @ditsomusic
      @ditsomusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was self sabotage started out ok and then sabotaged himself

    • @Geneius2509
      @Geneius2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@matureenough34 and recording lol, that part is pretty big in terms of creepiness

    • @demonthesoule
      @demonthesoule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd reply,
      " Yes I'm scared, scared your gonna ask me for money "

  • @FernandoComicsOfficial
    @FernandoComicsOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    That was physically painful to watch.

    • @Felixman128
      @Felixman128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Since it's POV, it's like someone is taking control of your body and forcing you to commit acts of unreasonable cringe against your will.

    • @John-X
      @John-X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A joint team from Britain and Germany has carried out an experiment and shown that _the part of the brain which people use to process pain also lights up when they cringe at other's actions..._

    • @AkenoS14
      @AkenoS14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      especially the second to last one. that library pickup line was dreadful

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkenoS14 the last one honestly probably would’ve potentially landed him her number if he just shut up on the walk there and possibly asked for her number when they got there. There was an attempt there, but it got ruined by cringe

    • @alisaPuffinettaofficial
      @alisaPuffinettaofficial ปีที่แล้ว

      it sure felt like it xD

  • @Raven74408
    @Raven74408 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    If a man who's a complete stranger approaches me in public and it's obvious his only intention is to sleep with me, it's an automatic rejection. Using pick up lines on me just tells me you only see me as a walking pussy and not actually a person who you want to get to know.

    • @peckz.
      @peckz. ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Bruh this is the realest thing, like using pick up lines on strangers is just disrespectful.

    • @puertousbmonkey
      @puertousbmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +52

      you are so articulate and clever. You must be very pretty aslo 😘

    • @uncommonsense360
      @uncommonsense360 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically women are walking pussies. That doesn't mean we don't still have to form a relationship and establish consent first, lol

    • @CarlosPEnis
      @CarlosPEnis ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@puertousbmonkey aslo

    • @puertousbmonkey
      @puertousbmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@CarlosPEnis aslo

  • @justadefaultguy
    @justadefaultguy ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Charlie is truly a legend for stretching the videos across the screen

    • @seventeen.8276
      @seventeen.8276 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it adds so much character

    • @KageYuuki
      @KageYuuki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its more entertaining than the clips anyways

  • @sachinkelsen1751
    @sachinkelsen1751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20943

    Using pick up line to find dates is as credible as saying your dad works for Nintendo to find friends.

    • @lolizorz
      @lolizorz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      It probably works better than dating apps,if you're ugly.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      I could see some pick up lines being good ice breakers, but you need to know how to read the room to use the right kind of lines for that. This guy definitely does not know how to read the room, and especially with recording comes off more as creepy then charming lol.

    • @rylynlambert9628
      @rylynlambert9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      My dad actually does work at Nintendo

    • @StuartFuckingLittle
      @StuartFuckingLittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You only had a chance of that working in 4th grade in 2009.

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@rylynlambert9628 Aiyo be my friend

  • @camodog
    @camodog ปีที่แล้ว +9793

    Starting your pickup lines with “this is awkward” and ending with “just kidding” creates a situation of 100% success

    • @kongest7782
      @kongest7782 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      "This is awkward. I like to smell your feet and lick you armpits ma'am. Just kidding"
      Truly one of the lines of all time.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      mission failed... successfully?

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah

    • @hasnainidrees5833
      @hasnainidrees5833 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for the other person yea

    • @SarmadTechLab
      @SarmadTechLab ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If your goal is "Task failed successfully".

  • @SaphirBeere
    @SaphirBeere ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I'm a girl who looks okay and i used to be very nice to strangers or people who need my help. But there were some foul apples who just spoiled it for me. Now i embrace my RBF and go about my day without being extra smiley.

    • @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor
      @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I always felt bad about my RBF but it does come in handy!

    • @FastGunner2040
      @FastGunner2040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @blakechristy1472
      @blakechristy1472 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that's a shame though. a lot of the fun in life comes from spontaneous human interactions. of course you should be careful but you shouldn't totally reject the idea of friendly interaction because of a few douchebags.

    • @sierratango8576
      @sierratango8576 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blakechristy1472 word

    • @salemhopson7676
      @salemhopson7676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so Real

  • @kadegarrett546
    @kadegarrett546 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This legit tested my inner strength as a human, almost succumbing to the cringe, but just barely clinging to life.

  • @OmalleyDoc
    @OmalleyDoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    Man, I get uncomfortable approaching strangers when I have a legitimate question. I can't imagine what it takes to do stuff like this.

    • @jj9217
      @jj9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Uncomfortable? You mean nervous, right?

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@jj9217 no i think they meant uncomfortable, that’s probably why they chose that word

    • @OmalleyDoc
      @OmalleyDoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@jj9217 Eh... kinda the same thing innit?

    • @nicolerin5173
      @nicolerin5173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OmalleyDoc I like ur pfp. Sasha eating ramen.

    • @devononeal7432
      @devononeal7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry, he is also uncomfortable

  • @trippingandbrowsing1269
    @trippingandbrowsing1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4905

    What's actually crazy is that some of the women like Jasmine actually seemed receptive to talking to him, and then he goes and fucks it up with a "just kidding". MY GUY, COME ON.

    • @chimchu3232
      @chimchu3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      Yeah fr 🤣 he makes it awkward even when it's surprisingly not

    • @redcherry8137
      @redcherry8137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@chimchu3232 like hes so close to playing it cool or causally BUT then MESSES IT UP

    • @dinoman9118
      @dinoman9118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      Yeah that shit makes me think he really doesn't want to actually pick up any women and just wants to harass them for content

    • @aarondowd7346
      @aarondowd7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Or the last one where he could actually get her number but instead comes out with the "you're attractive"

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      When he asks people “what are you doing right now” it kills it also. He’d be better off saying “do you want to get coffee some time” or something at that point honestly

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    POV: r/niceguy mod goes outside

  • @CHSidChou
    @CHSidChou ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "whats your name?"
    "i'm... not interested"

  • @GraveTypeBed
    @GraveTypeBed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    Coming from the dude who said "You're beautiful" to a GameStop employee, then ran away. This is obviously considerably amazing advice. Thanks Charles.

    • @thijnhogendoorn6598
      @thijnhogendoorn6598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      As he said it, he realised it wasn't a thing and ran away

    • @HolyMith
      @HolyMith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Being a cringy goofball once is okay, but if you don't learn from it and double down on the creep, then you have the right to remain ridiculed.

    • @user-s3ts8my2x
      @user-s3ts8my2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thijnhogendoorn6598 okay giga chad

    • @euuuughhhh7799
      @euuuughhhh7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      if you get nervous talking to them try telling them you like their hair! or their style! those things will show that you’re flirting a little but not in a creepy way

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      one time i told a dude that worked at an ice cream place "you're an absolute king" while walking out. i didn't expect anything in return, just told him he's a king. men don't usually receive compliments, and he ended up laughing and smiling, so i felt really good about it :) complimenting people is fine, as long as you're not expecting anything back. saying something nice is all you need to do, nothing more. especially to someone who's in the middle or work LMFAO

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    "You do look like a flower"
    "Thankyou"
    "Sorry, just kidding"
    Yooo, who does that😭😂😂

    • @jannickesselink3912
      @jannickesselink3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      That was the best one he said yet and he just says im kidding and dips like why

    • @jacobtabit
      @jacobtabit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      bro hasn't gotten that far before ;(

    • @vgaportauthority9932
      @vgaportauthority9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Wait what did you say thank you? I just assumed you'd tell me to go fuck myself.."

    • @scrappycoco3641
      @scrappycoco3641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its called the push-pull method in redpill communiies

    • @onceonly1111
      @onceonly1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      So used to being rejected he was just on autopilot.

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Pickup lines should only be used if you are already in a relationship, and you want to be cute for your significant other, or just otherwise mess with them.
    In those instances, they worked wonders for me.

  • @cosmiccalamity2
    @cosmiccalamity2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "Your pretty, JUST KIDDING"
    Bro is makikg it out of kindergarten with this compliment 🗣️💯🗣️💯💯

  • @inuXkikyo
    @inuXkikyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4055

    As a female who's had pickup lines used on her, there was only one instance where I thought it was cute. It was this man who had left the store, and came back a few minutes later. He was definitely shy and nervous to say it, but said "I forgot something .." And I was genuinely curious, wondering if he left his wallet or the like. He had one hand behind his neck and kinda stuttered and said "your number" and, had I been single at the time, I would have given him my number. He seemed like he mustered up all of his courage to do that and it was endearing

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +919

      i think shy guys makes lot of women feel safe. if its just some over confident guy does that id probably accidentally say 'ew'.
      but shy men are so adorable!!

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      @@jeanneann3545 honestly, yes. Overly confident guys can seem scary (that if you reject you will be hurt) but those shy ones not only put all energy into talking to you so they really must find you beautiful but also are not as pushy and will leave you alone if you feel bad about it
      I have a very shy boyfriend, he is cute and endearing and really understands me (as I'm extremely shy too), we can really support each other because we understand the awkwardness lol

    • @lovffle
      @lovffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jeanneann3545 facts 😩

    • @airraverstaz
      @airraverstaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would have? What did he run away after using the line or something?

    • @inuXkikyo
      @inuXkikyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@airraverstaz No, I told him I had a boyfriend, but I appreciated his enthusiasm

  • @aksy1430555
    @aksy1430555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5225

    Seeing how this guy can just walk away, maybe he's a thousand IQ points above all of us and is actually teaching others that pickup lines don't work

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      You know, I actually had a sneaking suspicion that the kid is doing this more of a social experiment rather than actually trying to pick anyone up myself. To what end, I dunno, but he’s gotta be putting work into facing a whole lotta rejection for some reason.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@locomadman Nah, he’s just some loser who’s playing the numbers game. The thing about desperate guys though is that they become the real possessive ones.

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@imconfused1237 see, I wonder about that because there was a couple times he was almost in, yet he still bails. I gotta ask myself if there isn’t an ulterior-ulterior motive we’re missing here or something. You very well could be right though.

    • @shalomcastelino4805
      @shalomcastelino4805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@locomadman Maybe he's just trying to do rejection therapy?

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@shalomcastelino4805 I haven’t ruled that out as a possibility either. There’s just something sus about this whole situation that i can’t quite put my finger on yet.

  • @Goblingimp
    @Goblingimp ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way she ran away from him around the cloths😭😭

    • @debanikgoswami4834
      @debanikgoswami4834 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This guy lack social calibration.

  • @DKingillustrator
    @DKingillustrator ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When he threw that panic "Just kidding" ..............dude.....

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I got second hand embarrassment watching that.

    • @waffles1042
      @waffles1042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We all must inspire to be like him

    • @hectorg362
      @hectorg362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same, lol. I felt really weird seeing thier uncomfortable faces. The way he films in his POV makes me feel like I was the one talking.

    • @avion609
      @avion609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s unbearable just watching

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, me too... Still better than that one "pick up artist" that Leafy was talking about years ago, who´s in jail now. I forgot his name. But I´ve been re-watching a lot of Leafyishere videos recently for nostalgic reasons....

    • @gumpable
      @gumpable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to turn it off after the first attempt, can't do it man.

  • @juliusweiss5447
    @juliusweiss5447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3193

    Literally the ONLY thing to his credit is the fact he isn't confrontational about leaving when they show their disinterest or say they have a boyfriend. But something tells me the more he gets these responses, the sooner even that'll end up changing.

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ratio + yb better + nobody cares + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @zeldafan259
      @zeldafan259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@MamadNobari More like the Jared Leto Joker in the making.

    • @opgkoyote7989
      @opgkoyote7989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I love when I have to poop but I’m also gassy so my poop just slithers out as I profusely pass my gas

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kloiiiook

    • @ieatice
      @ieatice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@opgkoyote7989 Amber Heard alt?

  • @ayroonyeager
    @ayroonyeager ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm glad Charlie posts videos like this, it's always a confidence boost.

  • @DefeatedMelon
    @DefeatedMelon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For this dude, I just wish him the best in the future and continues learning from his mistakes. Like even using pick up lines the first place.

    • @yungefendi6480
      @yungefendi6480 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeaaa u got no clue

  • @kylobenz2065
    @kylobenz2065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I feel so bad for the girl who was just trying to help someone out, she was really trying her best to treat him like a normal person

    • @halfhead4099
      @halfhead4099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was cringing sooo badly I had to skip that part or else or I would've died from second hand embarrassment

    • @BIGAMBERFAN
      @BIGAMBERFAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it would’ve been so perfect they could’ve walked together and had a friendly conversation and if it went well, then once they’re at the library if the conversation went well he could’ve asked her out. and in that situation she’s much less trapped, whereas the way it played out she was already kind of committed to being stuck with him. kind of weird to make such a strong move right at that moment when she’s already committed to walking with him

    • @aarondowd7346
      @aarondowd7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BIGAMBERFAN Fr like how did he use the worst line in the one conversation he could actually get her number

    • @BIGAMBERFAN
      @BIGAMBERFAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@aarondowd7346 it almost feels like it was going too well and he wanted to put himself on hard difficulty

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or maybe, just maybe, she didn't mind that he was a little bit weird. You know most people in this comments are as weird and creepy if not more than this dude. You literally see a dude saying to someone they are pretty and it's too much to watch. This is because most people in this comments can't even talk to strangers, let alone try to meet someone to date.

  • @KrpticUnknown
    @KrpticUnknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4920

    The trick was always to do them ironically, as a joke. if you do them seriously it will always fail (bc they're intentionally cheesy and awkward by nature)

  • @rick5048
    @rick5048 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    at 4:57 you can hear him say "Its Raybans, it blinks when it sees cute girls" -- I think he's wearing those sun glasses that link to your smart phone and are able to record video.

  • @salim_abid_
    @salim_abid_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:27 bro slide cancelled 😂
    A huge key of conversations is being confident and standing by what you said!

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    He leads with “this is awkward”, what is he expecting? Being this direct when people are just out shopping never works. What’s wrong with just simple conversation, if they seem open and comfortable then you can continue. Nobody usually wants to be bothered while running errands though.

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Being this direct when you're really handsome does work though. I can't see the guys face but I'm assuming that's why all the encounters were failures. Get a square jawed pretty boy with a greek nose and deep blue eyes behind that camera and you'll have much more receptive women.

    • @dev_eternal9494
      @dev_eternal9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@grapeape888 it ain’t even the looks in this situation, i feel it’s more of his voice and delivery. most of the girls he approached weren’t even that good looking, and he genuinely had a couple interested. he shattered his own plan with his tone fasho

    • @shady4108
      @shady4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      depends on your vibe

    • @pocketgrim4942
      @pocketgrim4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@grapeape888 I mean it doesn't though. Be as good looking as you want, you cant approach people mad nervous and out of breath and compliment them and make advancements. He gets rejected bc he's shallow, direct, and awkward about all of it. "Hey youre beautiful, ha ha, whats your name, can i have your number" all within just spotting someone. Go to places where people are trying to meet people, go on tinder, dont go to a walmart. Its not a terrible thing by any means its just a bit weird at it makes some people uncomfortable but i feel for the guy and i hope he'll eventually learn to try to make some real social connections instead.

    • @e.t.9868
      @e.t.9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pocketgrim4942 Don't go to Tinder if you are looking for a relationship though. That's like going to a strip club to try to find a wife.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21900

    Sure this is socially awkward, but it's not that bad at all compared to the harassment and assault like that other guy Charlie covered, where he would pepper spray women in the eyes after taunting them and run away.

    • @dark_nightwing_xl2797
      @dark_nightwing_xl2797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol

    • @dark_nightwing_xl2797
      @dark_nightwing_xl2797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

      Never in my life have I approached a random woman

    • @Beardless-Soul
      @Beardless-Soul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      Just wanted to comment to you before the bots raid, but you are absolutely correct, can't wait for that guy to go to jail.

    • @vladimirnuken5983
      @vladimirnuken5983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Watching the botted likes go up 👀

    • @ryantarbadildo8765
      @ryantarbadildo8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what happened to that guy hopefully he got arrested now. fuck that guy.

  • @ivangg378
    @ivangg378 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolute good sportsmanship from the guy. Actually taking a no for an answer.

    • @MalcolmReed-ym8qy
      @MalcolmReed-ym8qy ปีที่แล้ว

      fr most just start sexually harassing them

  • @idrkginaf4204
    @idrkginaf4204 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this when I feel good about my life, to remind myself of the pain I once felt the first time

  • @some_banana_person2954
    @some_banana_person2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3128

    This is so true. Pickup lines are just cringe, and every time I hear them I can’t help but remember high school

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I met a girl in highschool who was absolutely boy crazy, had a new crush every other week, not even exaggerating. Her genius idea was that using pickup lines (99% from the internet) the most annoying person I've ever met.

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What this guy is doing isn't even pick up lines for the most part. "You're very pretty" is not a pick up line. A pick up like is something like "Is that a mirror your pants? Because I can see myself in them". The guy Charlie was talking about was cringe regardless however.

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Are you from Tennessee?*

    • @BESTMOAD
      @BESTMOAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BrandonHeat243 or is your eyes the ocean because I can't stop swimming in them lol so cringy

    • @ethankrieger1210
      @ethankrieger1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BrandonHeat243 Why the hell is THAT the first thing to come to mind when you think of pickup lines?!

  • @Eclectic-Sheep
    @Eclectic-Sheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5418

    I think walking up to someone and telling her she’s pretty and leaving if she rejects you is actually the perfect pick up line cause it’s not a pick up line. What makes this creepy is that he talks so fast and anxiously so it sounds like he’s up to something. And that he’s recording. That makes it all a no-no

    • @aerystargaryenii2565
      @aerystargaryenii2565 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Even just saying "your pretty" is too vauge just have to ask them out because compliments don't mean crap unless you want something

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush ปีที่แล้ว +221

      You can't just randomly go to a girl minding her own business and say you're "pretty" it's annoying af. Some girls just wanna live in peace with getting hit on.

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I’m no intelligent scientist on women all I am is just a woman, but it’s really not gonna get you laid if you say they look pretty

    • @cheyemily6066
      @cheyemily6066 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Additionally 3 more things are happening: The first one is that women get complimented on their looks a lot, and when somebody compliments your looks, a girl's mind goes to "Oh no, they want to have s3x with me", that's an uncomfortable feeling. You don't want to make the other person feel like you're up for whatever they are imagining, so rejecting is always the safest option.
      Second, since women get complimented on their looks all the time, it becomes tired and bored and borderline meaningless. If you want to compliment somebody, you've got to compliment other things. Their style, their makeup, their intelligence, their voice, etc. Something original that will stand out.
      And finally, last but not least, try to NEVER approach people when they are out and about. People are busy, minding their business. They aren't in Target or Wallmart looking for romance. When you derrail a person from what they are doing, that is annoying. If you want to approach people it is better to do it in slow paced environments. A park if they are sitting on the sun and chilling, or at a coffee shop, or more traditionally at a bar. If you want to make your life easy, slip them a piece of paper with your phone number on it and dip. Leave the ball on their court.

    • @dextershelby5780
      @dextershelby5780 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think that the environment it's important too however I think that if you make the interaction natural you can have a more opened person rather than you just make explicit that you have romantic or sexual interesting.
      Like in the part that he approach the woman in the market, if he started with "Hi, I'm here to buy *thing that the woman was buying*, and you" or "can you help me?" just to start a natural conversation beginning by there.

  • @James-mw
    @James-mw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is the equivalent of Scout from TF2 going “Hey good lookin, got a bucket of chicken”

  • @stutterpunk9573
    @stutterpunk9573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "you look nervous, am i making you nervous?" NOT UNTIL NOW

  • @WisdomWealthMotivation
    @WisdomWealthMotivation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    Holy shit, the second one was the most awkward NPC interaction I have ever seen, he didn't even bother when she started walking away, he knew he was done for, he knew he couldn't even go further with his shitty pick up line and even just took "thank you" as a rejection immediately. This is so uncomfortable you must be someone with absolutely nothing to lose to do this actively.

    • @valleyluvsU
      @valleyluvsU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      his spirit was crushed immediately

    • @Unpar_Guki
      @Unpar_Guki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh a real hero fuck the circle jerky.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frr

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Does this guy have a humiliation fetish? I can't imagine getting nothing but Ls yet still continuing with it.

    • @antonioc.5778
      @antonioc.5778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@PatrickWDunne It's called internet points, and now that Charlie gave him even more cloud, he won't stop anytime soon.
      It's not harmful content tho, just awkward, it's ok if he keeps going lol.

  • @mrfriendlolo4971
    @mrfriendlolo4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    What I’ve learned on how to compliment somebody effectively is to
    1. Truly mean the compliment
    2. Compliment something that they did for themselves such as clothes, nails, piercings, or tattoos as to not be creepy
    3. Never expect anything in return

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      4. don't say weird shit like "you're attractive"

    • @comkioxd
      @comkioxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@JaxontheOkay That's not weird, It's just the way he said it that makes it sound weird

    • @rayluxhove
      @rayluxhove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We also love compliments on our hair

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@rayluxhove Got it!
      "I like what you did with the hair on your arms. Very fringe!"

    • @justanotheryoutuber7346
      @justanotheryoutuber7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think this guy got too anxious a lot of times. Like there was a couple times where he just about had their interest, but then he expected it to turn out awkward and so it did. You just have to remember you can’t predict the future. I give him props for trying, but my advice would be is to be cool, calm, and collected. This kind of stuff is counter intuitive, and works best when you’re not trying to get their number.

  • @sparkofcuriousity
    @sparkofcuriousity 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    looool
    i almost spit my coffee with that clip where he goes to a girl "excuse me i think you're really pretty" and she goes "thank you byeeee"

  • @theangrydweller1002
    @theangrydweller1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I imagine the “I’m just kidding” was like a quick time event in his brain.

    • @kingdom8769
      @kingdom8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ruin chances speedrun any% no glitches

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      my man was supposed to press up and A but he didn't press anything and got the worst outcome

    • @johnjohnson3681
      @johnjohnson3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If it was a quick time event then he definitely failed it

    • @wakpak4399
      @wakpak4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude got the bad ending

    • @cryora
      @cryora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I say it's because her positive reaction was took him by surprise and made him nervous, triggering his fly or fight response which cannot distinguish between this new unexpected situation with a situation where he said something offensive and made her angry - therefore the just kidding.

  • @dabbopabblo
    @dabbopabblo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    It's even creepier than Charlie realizes because he was recording with spy glasses that's why he said "no they're just Ray-Bans"

    • @christianprinzo7722
      @christianprinzo7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Oh. Oh no.

    • @alyssagard
      @alyssagard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      :(

    • @pupstarco
      @pupstarco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what the 👋 🤸‍♀️🚗⚰

    • @benny368_
      @benny368_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Y u p
      People like him are why we can’t have nice things, cameras on glasses would be sick for lots of things… but not this ಠ_ಠ

    • @IanBLacy
      @IanBLacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@benny368_ it’s sick for this too, just in a different way 🤢

  • @mehhtep7002
    @mehhtep7002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy's about to get the sadness any percent world record speed run.

  • @singpi2414
    @singpi2414 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    Being called attractive by this guy is probably the same way I feel when some grandma calls me handsome

    • @cheesecheese852
      @cheesecheese852 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      thats an insult to your grandma

    • @SuppositoryPerc
      @SuppositoryPerc ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah you goof she probably lies anyways

    • @danielnarvaez5716
      @danielnarvaez5716 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@cheesecheese852 fr tho, grandma saying ur handsome has to be an amazing compliment

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sucks being on the other end of it for once, huh?

    • @mhrn.1309
      @mhrn.1309 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Random shade toward your grandma.

  • @warehousedave7937
    @warehousedave7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    This dude knows what he's doing. Zero cringe going on in his mind. Kind of a super power to be able to say anything and make people uncomfortable without feeling awkward

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If it’s not cringe, it’s hella desperate (which ironically makes swings the whole situation back to cringe).

    • @hm5468
      @hm5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It’s absolutely awkward

    • @bingdoodle1
      @bingdoodle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      More of a dangerous personality trait

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriela Jimenez was videoed saying she was enslaved and saw people eating people. She looked sad, disgusted and in shock as she moved her hands to her mouth while explaining how they were eating. She said they smelled like humans. She said billionaire Carlos Slim knew about it. Police took her away and I've read she was never seen again. Gabriela was a little frantic, as would be anybody, and why is she missing now?

    • @johneleveld2593
      @johneleveld2593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A super power of making people uncomfortable and not feeling weird about it? Nah that’s just social ineptitude

  • @dylanbutler4734
    @dylanbutler4734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Charlie you are genuinely hilarious im just sad that i only discovered you when the sneako beef happened

  • @c_eggface
    @c_eggface ปีที่แล้ว

    its good if it’s ironic and if ur already with them- its just weird to do it to strangers

  • @krisk2466
    @krisk2466 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    “Are you snake? Because you make my metal gear solid”
    I never understood why people thought pickup lines worked

    • @Mr.Oldschool8887
      @Mr.Oldschool8887 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      are you made of salt? Cause you’re sodium fine

    • @sweett3253
      @sweett3253 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Idk if someone said that to me I don't know if I could say no

    • @Theorationale
      @Theorationale ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lollll!!!

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What are you talking about that’s great

    • @plursocks
      @plursocks ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If it's said to me, I will instantly feel uncomfortable unless we're having a conversation about how dumb pickup lines are OR we've been going on a few dates and it's being said ironically. If it's written to me in a dating app and it's actually super clever and not sexual, it could work.

  • @user-fx3cm4zr6y
    @user-fx3cm4zr6y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Even he seems so uncomfortable I honestly don’t think he thinks the lines will work he just has some pathological need to tell them to random strangers. When one finally works he’s probably just going to say he’s not interested and move on to the next victim.

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he’s gotta meet his daily quota of making people suffer through weird interactions

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@linkly9272 thats how his stand works

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bro said "just kidding" after a woman said "thanks"
      My man's not even prepared for people to respond nicely let alone be interested

    • @user-fx3cm4zr6y
      @user-fx3cm4zr6y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he really wanted results he’d go around in a priest outfit and hit em with the “most people call me father but you can call me daddy”. It’s worked every time I’ve tried it.

    • @jazzspider8569
      @jazzspider8569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fx3cm4zr6y I honest to God would like that one. Sad fate I've fallen to but I like the charm

  • @Kyun9432
    @Kyun9432 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:11 kicking, screaming and what?

  • @derpyfailz572
    @derpyfailz572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    This man is living my actual nightmare. I can’t imagine posting an interaction this bad online for the world to see.

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cant imagine having a conversation irl

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s aversion therapy, I figure. Kid probably is filled with anxiety, and this is his way of working through it. Not the best way to go about it, mind you, unlikely to actually get him a date… but 10-1 it’s a hella effective way to get over the fear of approaching & interacting with people.

    • @onouphrios
      @onouphrios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude has no ego

    • @Kwauhn.
      @Kwauhn. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@locomadman Exactly, the only truly unacceptable part of his behavior is the filming. If he simply didn't record them, he might have a shot at actually developing some social skills. The camera makes a world of difference though, especially lying about it 😕

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onouphrios Heh.. maybe he’s trying to fake it til he makes it? Actually, too much ego isn’t all that great of a thing to have anyway, kid might actually be dangerous if he had too much (false) confidence in himself.

  • @pocketlint3304
    @pocketlint3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "you look like a flower"
    "Thank you"
    "I'm just kidding"
    Killshot💯

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He got suprised by not being rejected instantly and panicked 😆😆

  • @Dginny865
    @Dginny865 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Oh my god the way you pointed, you’re definitely my type, just playing” *45 seconds of silence* …… 😂 ohh god 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @69Kancero69
    @69Kancero69 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:44 lol expected something unhinged like this ("after you done charging we could maybe use that energy for later tonight") but hell nah bro

  • @democide2431
    @democide2431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    him instantly bailing and saying “just kidding” is one of the funniest interactions I’ve seen in a while

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Question: how much more success would he have if he weren't walking up obviously filming them? Idk about others, but I'd instantly be less open and on creep alert if I had a guy filming me like that

    • @rocapbg9518
      @rocapbg9518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I think the location is another thing that makes it worse. A college campus/bar/convention would probably be better.

    • @everafter4395
      @everafter4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He wears a hat with a camera on it, they don’t notice it

    • @kike6359
      @kike6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it wouldn’t work either way lmfao

    • @tjstarzz9231
      @tjstarzz9231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I mean they CAN WORK *IF* the person has a personality. Like, before we began dating, my guy would laugh at the cheesy crap I say, not cuz of the cheese or the line, but because like with a good joke, you gotta have confidence to sell it or deliver it. Can't half ass and limpnoodle if it doesn't hit/stick. Like, "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and ME together...Wait, that's...three letters...Eh fxck it I like hanging out with you you know it c:" and it would always crack him up. Some people just want the line itself to do all the work and that is no bueno.

    • @arieldoesntloveyou
      @arieldoesntloveyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      as a woman, i would probably feel even more weirded out, knowing that theres no proof of whats happening. for example, the pepper spray asshole recorded it and it was used as proof against him. Otherwise it would sorta be a your word against mine situation. but that might just be me idk :/

  • @martino5742
    @martino5742 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Expecting a typical jokey pickup line, my immediate reaction to the pop tarts attempt was just the Krusty “what the hell was that?” clip

  • @mclovinsmokes3366
    @mclovinsmokes3366 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Comment at 7:38 about hearing boyfriend more than his own name has me gasping for breath dawg

  • @lwo7736
    @lwo7736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    At least he's walking away when they're clearly not interested, he's meeting at least the basic level of "how not to scare people"

    • @DogFlamingoXIII
      @DogFlamingoXIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I once had someone harass me for 45 minutes after I told him that I don't have an interest in men, because he kept telling me that that wasn't true, and that I must have just been traumatized as a child and need someone to show me that dating a man can be safe and happy. This wasn't even the only time. It was just the worst. I totally agree with you and do appreciate that. I don't mind a guy taking a shot, if he then says, "Okay" and leaves if I tell him I am not interested.

    • @kuroichan101
      @kuroichan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DogFlamingoXIII those sre the worst type of men. Thats why its safer to say you have a bf if you choose to speak to them. The creeps will just try to think they can change you

    • @mcguffindoe192
      @mcguffindoe192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie is a fucking bully. He gets off on mocking awkward young dudes for his legion of fans

    • @no.future
      @no.future 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kuroichan101 half the time if you say you have a bf they will still harasse you to cheat or ask how long have you been dating. it might be "safer" to just say you have a bf but at the end of the day men need to learn to respect womens decisions and not a not even present mans "claim" on her

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I was relived when he didn’t start harassing the girls to prove his insulted ego. It’s the below the bare minimum so it sucks that even this is approached though

  • @mylesedgington4229
    @mylesedgington4229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    He is able to start, but his brain just automatically tells him:
    “Abort the mission! Abort the mission!”
    At least he knows when to back off

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      he *kinda* knows. when that girl didnt want to give him her name hes shouldve said “okay bye” just in my opinion

    • @bear532
      @bear532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One time I was at a club and I saw this pretty woman sitting alone. I kept checking her out and decided to hit on her. Anyway, I got up and walked towards her location. She was about 80ft away and I had to go around the side and approach her from the back because she was sitting on a raised platform. Anyway, I make it to her and tap her shoulder to get her attention and already had a plan of what I was going to say. She turns around and she was lets say not as pretty from close up. I was not at all attracted to her. This threw me off and without thinking I said what I had planned on saying beforehand (the jist was that I saw her from across the room and felt compelled to come over and introduce myself). Not to sound arrogant, but I’m a decent looking guy. Attractive enough to garnish the attention of pretty women. Anyway, the woman I was hitting on was pleasantly surprised and asked in an excited way “really?! you actually did?”. My brain had shut off and all I could think about was how to get the fuck out of there. So I played it like I was offended that she questioned me/didn’t believe me and just left lmao. I feel bad for doing that, but that’s all I could think of doing at the time. It still cracks me up and feel the cringe to this day.

    • @PineappleBaconPizza
      @PineappleBaconPizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bear532 hahaha wtf no wonder she was alone😂😂 gotta get your eyes checked out bro 🤣

    • @bear532
      @bear532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PineappleBaconPizza lmao in my defense she was pretty far away in a dark club that had lights blinking and I was pretty drunk at that point. It’s alright, I ended up getting laid that night anyway so it all worked out.

    • @DonManuelConLeonsJacket
      @DonManuelConLeonsJacket ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bear532 ugly ppl need some love 2 u know

  • @G35370
    @G35370 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aye the “I’m looking for your number line” was Lk slick

  • @jonathanfrom3rdgrade893
    @jonathanfrom3rdgrade893 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    lmao the just kidding had me on the floor bro this dude backtracked the most offensive way possible

  • @javanboyd
    @javanboyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    Just to clarify here, he’s not recording with his phone just straight out like Charlie seems to believe. The man said in one of the videos the light was on his Ray Ban glasses which are new glasses with a camera. He said that specifically in the apple store clip Charlie shows here. So it’s not the flash light he has on, it’s a red light on the front of the glasses that turns on. It’s more subtle than just phone in hand and flash on. Not that it makes it much better, just a different context than what Charlie seems to believe is happening

    • @facumid4421
      @facumid4421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      yeah I think that makes it a bit more fucked up

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Kinda creepier because they don't know they are being filmed

    • @ceshmate1953
      @ceshmate1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jinx8624 euhm... that's the point of hiding cameras. The problem here is not him secretly filming... It's if he asked their permission to show their face on video or not. It's illegal no ? He should blur it.

    • @billybobbilson
      @billybobbilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@ceshmate1953 If it's in a public place then no not illegal. Still pretty creepy though

    • @doctorbee6673
      @doctorbee6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@ceshmate1953 just because its not illegal doesnt make it not creepy as fuck

  • @shamelessvhs9947
    @shamelessvhs9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Pick up lines should be seen as some weird hypothetical jokes and nothing else

    • @MikeSW
      @MikeSW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They sort of work in a bar or house party where everyone is at least mildly familiar with one another. If you've been hanging out in the same room as someone at length and you've been talking to the people they've been talking to, a clever play on words or a ridiculous, subversive pickup line can excite and engage the other person in humor while also suggesting something sexual. When it works, it works because you are essentially giving the other person a bunch of different outs in their dialogue tree (they get to roll with the sexual angle or roll with the levity). Trying to turn - what's supposed to be - a lighthearted goof into this concentrated effort to get something out of someone is just creepy.

    • @SlurMaster9000
      @SlurMaster9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, they can work as a mediocre conversation starter, which (depending on the line) might help to start the conversation in a more flirtatious direction if done well. Generally there should be some sort of flirtatious eye contact/body language/prior attraction first for this to work out though, which obviously didn't happen here.

    • @shamelessvhs9947
      @shamelessvhs9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SlurMaster9000 okay 👍

  • @SammTheCatt
    @SammTheCatt ปีที่แล้ว

    working at the dollar store I ran into away too many moments like these but they practically never ended

  • @mindblowingquestions
    @mindblowingquestions ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 “The way you pointed I think you’re my type… I’m just kidding”

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    he could have turned that one who walked him to the library into an actual friendship by simply....acting normal...asking her what her major is, if she likes this library or prefers a different one, if she ever studies at coffee shops instead, any normal conversation. When guys do this it feels like they don't even see us as people with actual interests and lives

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The thing is men really aren’t looking for friendships with women. If a man doesn’t insinuate right away that he is looking for a romantic relationship the girl will usually friendzone him unless she’s very attracted to him. It’s a low risk but also low reward strategy trying to befriend a girl when your goal is to achieve a romantic relationship with her. And you will only resent her when you see her hook up or date guys that didn’t need to befriend her first. So it’s better to just be honest about your intentions right away.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JA-jx1hk Nah unlike you we aren't that ridiculously desperate LMAO. I bet you're into ur own mom.

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Emily well yea having a small conversation first doesn’t really mean being friends, I was thinking the op meant being friends as in like playing the long game and taking weeks or months to make a move.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JA-jx1hk also the "friend zone" is bullsh1t full stop. The attraction is either there or it's it's not. The minute a dude mentions the friend zone I'm gone. It implies friendship doesn't mean shit to the guy and they enter into every conversation with the opposite sex as a potential date and that's f*cking gross. I don't talk to every dude secretly butt mad that they might not want to have sex and date me.

    • @skyboidrako4625
      @skyboidrako4625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro should’ve chilled

  • @Furugeru
    @Furugeru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    The only reason pickup lines ever worked was because they were used as a joke, and a bit of an icebreaker for both parties to laugh at after. It was usually nice and kinda cute.
    But then people started using them unironically.

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Idk man "Are you subway because you turn my six inch into a footlong" has only gotten me arrested twice

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loool

    • @BURRDAWG_
      @BURRDAWG_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They gota be clever

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?.
      Me neither but they're probably pretty fat.

    • @masonkretiv4136
      @masonkretiv4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But, but , but, r/tinder always proves that pick up lines work!!!

  • @uncommonsense360
    @uncommonsense360 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least he's openly recording. Imagine all the guys who have cams without indicator lights

  • @mccashmax9156
    @mccashmax9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    8:50 if this guy was super chill with small talk and didn't jump straight to "you're attractive" he actually might've gotten a number

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "you're attractive" is so cringe. why not say "you're pretty" or "you're cute"? even weirder with that horrible timing of his

    • @goose93
      @goose93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@RafaelMunizYT dont say either :/

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@goose93 u right I don't even talk to random girls XD

    • @FableCountry
      @FableCountry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RafaelMunizYT nothing wrong with it. i would tweak it and say, "I think you're attractive." It does also depend how you say it.
      Worked with my wife over 4 years ago. And with the other relationships I've been in

    • @jorami4838
      @jorami4838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RafaelMunizYT yeah, it's best to wait until both ppl are on the same page before saying stuff like that. I can't imagine going up to someone I've barely met and saying "you're hot!"

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    Punch-lines work though. This reminds me of the time I asked the other student if he wants a "Hertz Donut" then gave him the Hurts Don't It.

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Wait, was it a PUNCH line? 😆🤣😂 if so, the levels on this are great

    • @syn_2529
      @syn_2529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Goddamnit

    • @1ntoTheAbyss
      @1ntoTheAbyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@grinreaperoftrolls7528 I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

    • @adriansalinas1862
      @adriansalinas1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@1ntoTheAbyss I laughed at it so hard i crashed my flying car

    • @Boo-yt2ve
      @Boo-yt2ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@adriansalinas1862 I laughed at it so hard I caused a time paradox

  • @tylerdurdenx666
    @tylerdurdenx666 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think he may be wearing glasses that record.

  • @Forg49
    @Forg49 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He’s very respectful

  • @Kazukamichan
    @Kazukamichan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Him saying "I'm Just playing" after every pickup line should be a crime.

  • @itskitt3237
    @itskitt3237 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I like how almost every single girl he does this to starts to retreat immediately. You can see them backing away the second he pulls the line and then speed walk away when they get him off of their backs. Creepy

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's because of his voice.. it's amazing how many followers he has despite of this. Makes me think I could be a tiktok star if I actually tried to be one

    • @itskitt3237
      @itskitt3237 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@michaelangst6078 I think just about anyone could be tbh. It doesn’t seem to take much

    • @conbro0985
      @conbro0985 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let’s be real a 6’4 gigachad could say the most crazy creepy shit imaginable and these women will just think it’s quirky.

    • @onebeer412
      @onebeer412 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@conbro0985 ok celibate

    • @just1rando
      @just1rando 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@conbro0985 not tall enough

  • @dolphin8397
    @dolphin8397 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how he totally fails and embarrasses himself like 20 times and is like “I’m gonna try that one more time”. I feel like he has a 5 second memory so he just keeps trying the same terrible tactic over and over, forgetting that it never works😢

  • @Fella_friend
    @Fella_friend ปีที่แล้ว

    As a dnd nerd my bards pick lines on the dragon always work with enough confidence and giggles

  • @kait.5437
    @kait.5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    They probably don’t get called out about recording because the girls are stunned and scared. Most of them probably notice cuz it’s so obvious, but they are most likely just hoping the interaction ends as quick as possible.

    • @BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan
      @BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definetly looks like that, he'll learn.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And probably a little bit confused too. So cringey but at least he's not like Johnny.. I think that was his name.

    • @mr.potatosgod
      @mr.potatosgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually i don't think he films with his phone at all, at about 4:50 the girl asks if he is recording and he responds with "no, its just Ray-bans, they blink when they see cute girls." So i guess he uses glasses with a camera to record

    • @adiidi
      @adiidi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.potatosgod Yeah, someone said he's recording with Raybans sunglasses that have a camera. Who tf wears sunglasses indoors anyway??

    • @kait.5437
      @kait.5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.potatosgod that’s so much weirder??? I don’t know why. Is he cookie from Ned’s declassified?

  • @JFAnims
    @JFAnims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I love how he's accidentally smooth af a couple times, and just PANICS haha. The flower thing seemed genuinely nice and she didn't seem too creeped out, then he says "I'm just kidding" haha

    • @jl4260
      @jl4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was my favourite part. The only time someone was receptive to and flattered by his compliment and he goes and fucks it two seconds later.

    • @cyatram
      @cyatram 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sike, you actually look like a blade of grass!!! 😂

    • @DyedInTheWool
      @DyedInTheWool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So glad he didn't go the princess route

    • @MePatra
      @MePatra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He fumbled the ball on that one

    • @TheEccedentesiastX
      @TheEccedentesiastX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I laugh out loud when he did that. The girl is kind of being accommodating at that point, then he proceeds to drop the ball. Like he's subconsciously aware that his intention is creepy and he is just masking it with a "I'm just kidding" statement.

  • @MagAdam
    @MagAdam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve always just saw pickup lines as jokes you share with friends for laughs.

  • @zNaux
    @zNaux ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was painful

  • @meowsirs3583
    @meowsirs3583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "The way you pointed the library, you're definitely my type."
    Jesus Christ I've never physically and mentally cringed so much in my life though I must say the amount of confidence this guy has to say shit like to public is actually impressive

    • @Gaulskull
      @Gaulskull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh he made me question how I ask people for directions

    • @sampuffer8099
      @sampuffer8099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The way you typed that, you’re definitely my type

  • @giantfirstgrader1029
    @giantfirstgrader1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    as a girl who’s been recorded in public multiple times, most people such as myself, don’t call it out because of pure shock that it’s even happening
    (edit: the discourse that has started because of this comment i made a year ago is insane. can people not accept that there is going to be some fucked up individuals in the world who record women for their own pleasure? you dont have to be supermodel hot to be recorded or catcalled, you just have to be a person in the wrong place at the wrong time.)

    • @ANTONl027
      @ANTONl027 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That doesn’t seem like a thing that happens often

    • @aya-wt8pf
      @aya-wt8pf ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@ANTONl027 hate to say it but it is. as a 14 yr old ive been catcalled, recorded a handful of times by older men its sad i know it sounds unbelievable but its actually so common when your always the target

    • @ANTONl027
      @ANTONl027 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aya-wt8pf how do you know your being recorded?

    • @aya-wt8pf
      @aya-wt8pf ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@ANTONl027 its pretty obvious like there could be some old man holding his phone out in such a weird angle with flash on

    • @phoneyflipper1831
      @phoneyflipper1831 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@ANTONl027 we live in the creepy internet age, did you really just say that

  • @LLL124Original
    @LLL124Original ปีที่แล้ว

    OHH I read it like the pickup line. Like where you buy online and pickup the items in store.

  • @iceman3117
    @iceman3117 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly when he dropped the "You look like a flower" he was in the clear there, that was smooth. He's just so socially awkward he dropped the just kidding and turned it into basically an insult

  • @maildaemon
    @maildaemon ปีที่แล้ว +859

    As a girl, I can say with high confidence that none of us were under the illusion that pick-up lines are effective

    • @FluXxxie
      @FluXxxie ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake CIA plant. No ones under the illusion that women are real

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They do if the guy is attractive enough and actually legit funny, but only such a small percentage of men can pull off what it takes comedic wise while also having the looks required

    • @GOREFEAST
      @GOREFEAST ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bit if you see a 6'4" guy with a handsome face, you get wet, no matter whats said. 🤦

    • @ricky_d3430
      @ricky_d3430 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@GOREFEAST incel alert

    • @GOREFEAST
      @GOREFEAST ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ricky_d3430 no bro. I AM that guy. Thats why i said it. Throwing around the word "incel" to insult people is not very mature, is it lil bro? LOL

  • @cryptickingaroo
    @cryptickingaroo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "You look like a flower"
    Devil on shoulder: "FUCK YES GOOD, NOW TELL HER YOU WANT TO POLLINATE!!!"

    • @xospot6823
      @xospot6823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I audibly laughed

    • @freeuse3926
      @freeuse3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not phunny

    • @cryptickingaroo
      @cryptickingaroo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@freeuse3926 yea it's a shame you weren't blessed with a since of humor

    • @freeuse3926
      @freeuse3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cryptickingaroo i've been blessed with the ability to differentiate between good humour and terrible humour

    • @cryptickingaroo
      @cryptickingaroo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@freeuse3926 laughing at dad jokes doesn't count

  • @devonqi
    @devonqi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is a hero showing the reality of social interactions. Even if he is recording it, its ok. Its not malicious.

  • @creedbratton7635
    @creedbratton7635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he said it’s a hidden camera in his glasses

  • @alienoutcast7374
    @alienoutcast7374 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has happened to me so many time honestly I have dead ass just ran away a few times because of how awkward and uncomfortable it is

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    Super awkward, but thankfully the dude seemed to leave after it was super clear the girl had no interest in most situations and didn't keep hounding them like some "pick up artists" do
    edit: nvm made it to the "are you scared?" clip jeepers

    • @chcikety
      @chcikety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Why do people comment before they even finish watching

    • @imalemon3841
      @imalemon3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@chcikety better question is: Why not? And why do u care?

    • @Scraka
      @Scraka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@imalemon3841 Because by commenting before the video ends, you'll project a really scuffed and premature view of the topic discussed in said video

    • @obligatorylynx308
      @obligatorylynx308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My favorite was the "You're pretty like a flower. Just kidding.". Wait nvm watched further thats not my favorite part. Ill post my favorite part later..

    • @Scraka
      @Scraka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@imalemon3841 Plus has our collective attention spans decreased this much to a point where we cant even finish a 9 minute vid before commenting?

  • @assclapius7242
    @assclapius7242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    It's sad how low the bar has gotten with all the pickup artist content. Like we have to give this creep credit because at least he isn't verbally abusing/pepper spraying girls.

    • @aHIGHasian
      @aHIGHasian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that its not faked. Lol

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dunno.. it’s more cringe than creep; desperate even, perhaps. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @tara8348
      @tara8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Naw we don't need to 'give him credit' because he wasn't assaulting women LMFAOO come on

    • @realchiknuggets
      @realchiknuggets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aHIGHasian it's at least better when it's faked because no one's actually being made uncomfortable/scared

    • @mudsludge
      @mudsludge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tara8348 there are tons of guys who did in the comments they look dumb lol

  • @logankinney8502
    @logankinney8502 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like watching moist after school with Chilli cheese fritos.

  • @starwing1795
    @starwing1795 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "oh you look like a flower, just kidding what u up to?" LMAO

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I swear to god, the woman who was like "hey I'm going by there anyway" was being cool , and if he acted like a normal person and had a normal conversation with her, it may have even been appropriate to ask for her number.
    First words out his mouth are "wow, you're attractive".

    • @Strawberrypocky911
      @Strawberrypocky911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yeah, this guy is try-harding big time but it's NOT paying off!

    • @jouskehigaskita8835
      @jouskehigaskita8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would of failed anyway. Approaching women and trying to talk to them is pointless .

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dude right? Its worse when the chicks give them a chance for a conversation and they blow it. Even if he didn't have a chance with her he could've become friends and chicks have friends that might be interested if he was fucking normal.

    • @jouskehigaskita8835
      @jouskehigaskita8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaltySeaCaptain bros too physically unattractive and autistic to make anything work with girls. He should just give it a rest with woman

    • @cryora
      @cryora 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest, I just root for guys to fail. Cause they won't hesitate to take the girl you like anyway, and if I can't have a girlfriend, neither should other men. All of us must fail in order for the world to be just and fair. And should a guy succeed, I find solace knowing that the relationship will likely fall apart like most do. He may have his victory this time, but patience, it will turn into a defeat with time.

  • @rektspresso7288
    @rektspresso7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Pick up lines are fun ironically, where it's clear to the recipient that you're half joking. Actually going up to random people in public and being 100% serious with pickup lines is one of the most creepy and cringy things I can think of

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pick up lines are for those with absolutely zero personality.

    • @bingdoodle1
      @bingdoodle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah it’s creepy even if you’re joking it’s only funny if it’s with someone you know very well

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imconfused1237 are u a man 🤔🤔

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pick up lines work when ur attractive

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imconfused1237 i have zero personality and pick up lines are for no one aside from what Charlie said

  • @brokenice420
    @brokenice420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tooth fairy “isn’t real” hits real hard.