I’m surprised he didn’t just come back in after with his little headband and sunglasses off, shirt inside out and a shocked expression saying “oh my god, what happened?” Just to give himself an alibi.
Fun fact: little Caesars only has like $55 in each register at any time. Once you go over $70 in the register, it locks out and won’t let you use it again until you drop money into the floor safe which obviously is way harder to open than a register. This means that all his effort was over a maximum of $70
@@wont0repeat446 Aww. Is poor baby upsetti about the big bad words? Its okay. Momma will pop a teat out for you and help you forget about "fun facts". Such a bad word, huh? The world shouldn't have to stand the opression of "fun facts" ever again!
I was robbed at gunpoint when I was young with my family in a fast food restaurant. The guys came out of the bathroom in ski masks with guns and started yelling "everyone get on the ground!" And the young girl working in the back said "Hey! Craig's here!" Craig, who was fired the night before apparently, shouted "Shut Up!" and continued to rob the place. He was caught the next day at his house. They didn't even have to check the cameras or fingerprints, everyone there was like "Yeah, it was Craig. He picked up the headset and started telling the people in the drive thru to leave and knew where all the buttons were too. It was definitely Craig."
How much money do you start your registers at? When I worked fast food (granted this was around 6-7 years ago) the registers would always have around $100 in it.
I love how, at 2:20 and then later on when he wipes the finger prints, you can actually hear them still taking pizza and donut orders. The guy is such a non-threat, _they are literally still working while he was trying to rob them_
I went to a McDonald's once that was so used to being robbed the dude just handed over the register and was like "we are still open until the police get here. Credit card only, let's go" It was beautiful and terrifying to watch
Apparently he said (I looked up this robbery, as someone else mentioned it was in 2018 in NJ) he didn’t want to hurt anyone, he just wanted money. So… 🤷♂️
@@lawrencescales9864 if he cant do a better job than this i dont think he could hurt anyone lol mf kitchen workers gon just start throwing knives and shit til he run
Which is exactly why it is criminal. I bet the judge seeing the footage was like...sir, you stole 20 dollars, but becouse you are stupid as shit we will have to lock you up xD
I think the funniest part is that the police did not show up in this time frame. I don't blame them (even speeding it does take time to get somewhere) but the fact this guy just walked everywhere just showed how slow a response actually is.
that's why it's infuriating when people are punished for hurting or killing home invaders in some places (not naming names), because they just expect people to cower in fear until the police arrive 5 hours later after your shit has been stolen or your entire family has been maimed or killed... and it's not like most homes have cameras to capture the guy's face
I just love the loud sipping one of the employees takes while the robber does his thing. this robber had the threat level of a barking dog on the opposite side of a glass window.
I love how even the second customer coming in just decided he is not worth getting his ass kicked so everyone just laughs and gives him advice. This is the most perfect goofy robbery I've ever seen.
Funniest part to me is the customer patiently waiting so he can get his pizza and then still expecting to get a pizza after the robbery was over. Them telling him "the store is closed" and his face saying "What? You get robbed and I can't get my pie? Ridiculous!"
@@lolxdbruh hes a really nice guy, i see him on the weekdays, always cleaning and fixing our cash registers store to store, he even takes care of the money for us :)
0:10 As an aerospace engineer, I can confirm. I am always on standby for everything robbery ever. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) I was sick this day
I would’ve just been talking and insulting him the whole time: “You are the worst robber.” “Why Little Caesars bro?” “Literally could’ve made more money selling water on the street.”
He didn't cover his face, he failed to notice everyone pointing cameras at him, he used the crowbar for 2 seconds and just used his hands for some reason, came back to the crime scene seconds later to wipe off the prints like nobody was watching him, and for the final braincell he robbed a Little Caesar's You can just tell this guy is experienced
just your face means nothing, actually cops irl dont have those tv show technologies where it analyzes your face and displays your entire name and where you live
The funniest part is that most pizza company’s policy is to totally comply if they are robbed. So all he had to do was ask for the key and they would have given it to him.
for anyone that was wondering - he was arrested. "Police arrested him Monday on charges of robbery, criminal mischief and weapons possession offenses." apparently he might've done the same thing to a dunkin' in the same area prior to this lmao
Honestly, props to the crew here. They just stayed cool and laughed. I was robbed at gun point when working at a fast food place and the robber set the gun down for like 2 seconds. While looking over the footage with police and the owner... The owner turns to me and asks why I didnt do something in that moment. To which the police scolded him. Don't die for the corporation that doesnt even pay you a livable wage
at the end of the day we are purely a number to them anyway. even if I was robbed without a weapon I wouldn’t do shit, not my job to be a security guard for a place that doesn’t care if I live or die
As a fast food employee we were told to open the drawers if we're being robbed cause those cash registers r wayyy more valuable then what ever is in that drawer
Be hilarious if he waited then reached out slowly and took the 8 dollars out of the employee hands after the next customer paid, not even snatching just calmly taking a handout.
@@localdumbass9355 no you would've stood there and done nothing like everyone else, which is the right call because no dumbass is gonna try and do that for a shit pizza place against an armed robber nor should anybody try to do that
@@localdumbass9355 for what though, i think thats kind of the point, its a 0 net gain, and obviously this guy is pretty dumb so why risk your safety for so little when he could have a gun in his back waistband you know?
From someone that used to work at a Little Ceasars, we were actually supposed to regularly check the cash in the registers to make sure they were never more than 100$ specifically for robberies this dangerous. So I can't imagine he got more than 20-40$
Incomprehensible speed from this man robbing the home of the hot and ready, I’m suprised the camera was even able to register the speed at which he moved. Truly inspiring.
What I find even more hilarious is the fact that he only sadly realized he left fingerprints behind is by the worker in the back saying “don’t touch nothing”
@@littlefrank90 yeah they don't check for fingerprints or anything on most criminal cases. Especially if there's CCTV and recordings of what happened. Fingerprints don't do anything if you aren't in the database. And even if you are in the database it doesn't give them a GPS tracker of your exact location. It's not this movie magic where you find a fingerprint and are able to track down the suspect to a remote region of Alaska.
Shout out to those little Caesar’s employees. Especially telling the actual customer in the store not to try anything or put himself in danger. They protected that little Caesar’s from multiple different possible lawsuits.
Yeah that big guy was lookin to whoop some ass that was funny. Plus the guys working there are 100% high lmao the way the one recording said the store was closed they definitely smoked lol
All he had to do was order a pizza, hand them a $10 and bam, they've opened the drawer for your change. THEN you pull off your customer facade and Scooby-Doo yourself as a robber. But instead my guy here pulled a Scooby-Don't and just.. marched in with crowbarette in hand, full nutsack. 10/10
yeah and he could have used a mask. after covid, no one would suspect him wearing a mask in there, could have hidden his face. i plan robberies better than this guy in my daily life as jokes.
911: "What's your emergency?" Shop owner: "We're being robbed! Please send help!" 911: "Stay calm, we're sending officers as quickly as we can!" Shop owner: "No, you misunderstand, the robber is the one in need of help! Our employees are drinking coffee and taking bets but this guy is really struggling here."
I worked at LC in college, and was robbed at gunpoint when we were close to closing. I was terrified cause i was working the front, but I opened the register and safe for him, and my coworkers in the back called the cops, and no one got hurt. They caught him 3 days later after a massive string of robberies, and he's still in jail 8 years later. I ended up getting a raise from my boss for complying with him and helping to make sure everyone was safe
They are truly genius, moving so slow that the police can't convict them of a crime they haven't committed yet. Then the police die of old age and they get away with it
I like how the employees just decided to record it, like they knew it isn't going well and "let's just enjoy this for a while" instead of trying to stop him
Fun fact as someone that has worked retail and fast food there's a "don't be a hero policy" if you're getting robbed you comply. You DO NOT try to stop the robber. Probably not because they care about your life but because if you die trying to save the money your family can sue them for more than what was stolen.
I dont know why would anyone even risk their life for a company that probaply doesnt care about them. Like if someone tries to rob a store you work and even if you manage stop the robber what do you achieve from that? You still get paid the same, right?
I mean it doesn't seem that wrong of a policy. Yeah it's better not to fight back and you shouldn't did for them and they wouldn't and shouldn't want you to die for then anyways.
@@LesoTheGamerboy maybe they're not thinking about personal profit and are just thinking to do what's right? I mean the company they're working for is probably awful but they're more focused on the immediate crime of somebody being a thief
@@Bob-tq9ny That is true but i still dont think its a smart idea to try to be the hero and try to stop a robber. Yes it would be the morally right and all but if the robber is armed you shouldnt try to stop him unless you are trained to handle those types of situations and/or you are 101% confident in your abilities to stop him. It just isnt worth it imo. And if you really fuck up badly you can potentially make the situation worse so its just best to comply and let him do his thing. You can still do the right thing AND not have to risk your life by reporting the robber to the police and try to help with the investigation as much as you can so the robber can potentially be caught and get punished. But that is if the robbers immediete intention is not to kill anyone. Like atleast i assume most of the time the robbe just wants to steal whatever he is stealing and doesnt intend to kill anyone unless someone intervines with his plans. So its just best to keep it that way. I spent way too long on this.
@@LesoTheGamerboy I'm not reading this i just read the first sentence Yes it's not smart, they're not trying to be smart, they're trying to be morally correct.
Wayyy cheaper to let the minuscule amount of cash in a register in an era of card transactions go away, then getting sued if an employee or customer gets hurt.
@@KrigRaseri yeap, 100% that. Even places that do a lot of cash business are much more willing to let insurance and police handle it, rather than dealing with a lawsuit because their employee broke some scrawny thief over their knee.
As someone who works at a Little Caeser’s, we only can keep so much in the registers to begin with so at most he was getting about $80 including change.
Dance emoji wait what? Where is the dance emoji WHERE IS IT???? DOES IT EVEN EXIST? IS THERE A DANCE EVEN AN EMOJI OUT THERE THAT RESEMBLES A DANCE EMOJI??? HOW HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS???????!😡😡😡😡 Ohhh......there it is👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯♂️
Yes someone with intelligence would've just walked in, pulled the register off the counter, cut the cord if necessary and walked out. But if you are robbing a little Ceasars of all places you don't have intelligence.
Fun fact: in retail, you're expected to comply for your safety, and just let them take what they want. Another fun fact: depending on state, you can't have more than 100-200 dollars in the register for safety, so the rest is in a time locked safe.
I've actually worked at Little Caesars at one point and we drop money in the safe once we hit $250 in the register down back to $50. So this man at MOST would've only got $250... completely laughable lol
Worked at a Dominos guy robbed the register threw the till on the ground looking for the big bills, realized we didn't do that and started picking up quarters off the ground
I imagine he said he wanted to go to court over this, decided to represent himself, then had to sit through everyone laughing at him watching the video in the court room
I’m surprised he didn’t just come back in after with his little headband and sunglasses off, shirt inside out and a shocked expression saying “oh my god, what happened?” Just to give himself an alibi.
I was honestly expecting this
Bandana
Sounds like something out of the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe.
for some reason this comment made me laugh so fucking hard idk
Lol 😂
Imagine robbing a store and the teller actually tells you to "hurry up bro"
And the comment reply spam-bots have arrived! Fastest I've ever seen. That has to be a new record.
The bots have arrived already wow
Imagine robbing a place and they say "That's it?"
@@yharim180 lol the original comment for me says "8 minutes ago" and the spam reply says "12 minutes ago".
'That's all you gone take?'
Fun fact: little Caesars only has like $55 in each register at any time. Once you go over $70 in the register, it locks out and won’t let you use it again until you drop money into the floor safe which obviously is way harder to open than a register. This means that all his effort was over a maximum of $70
Fun fact: nobody cares.
Stop saying that.
@@wont0repeat446 whoa what got your panties in a twist dude?
@@loverboy.7785 fun facts are annoying on TH-cam.
Not saying this guy was wrong but someone had to say it.
@@wont0repeat446 Aww. Is poor baby upsetti about the big bad words? Its okay. Momma will pop a teat out for you and help you forget about "fun facts". Such a bad word, huh? The world shouldn't have to stand the opression of "fun facts" ever again!
@@sebastianriz4703 fun fact your a weirdo
I was robbed at gunpoint when I was young with my family in a fast food restaurant. The guys came out of the bathroom in ski masks with guns and started yelling "everyone get on the ground!" And the young girl working in the back said "Hey! Craig's here!" Craig, who was fired the night before apparently, shouted "Shut Up!" and continued to rob the place. He was caught the next day at his house. They didn't even have to check the cameras or fingerprints, everyone there was like "Yeah, it was Craig. He picked up the headset and started telling the people in the drive thru to leave and knew where all the buttons were too. It was definitely Craig."
oh craig
damnit craig!
Smh Craig
And then you woke up
Fake
Former Little Caesars employee here. I can confirm Charlie’s statement, this man would’ve gotten max $30.
$30?! Your place must've been PACKED
$40 if the place isn't a usual one.
the little caesars near my place is in just populated enough an area that its probably got a bit more
Mine is a high online order and lobby orders we definitely stay at 50 like we are supposed too unless of change shortege
How much money do you start your registers at? When I worked fast food (granted this was around 6-7 years ago) the registers would always have around $100 in it.
This robbery wasn’t a Hit and Run, this was a slap and walk.
Slap and walk would have been better ):
It was a slap and tip-toe 😆
@@YeahNo-kc3nv yeah :(
Tickle and crawl
A pop n crawl
I love the employees shit talking him as he’s robbing the place “All that for $60 bro” 😂
he actually only got $35😭
Yeah haha
Other robbers: speedrun
This guy: getting every achievement for robbery
Achievement unlocked: do a robbery as slow as possible
Bros doing a 100% speedrun
@@midderpidder4503 achievement unlocked jail time
@@RussianDoggo-pr6kc fr 💀
At this point, the guy who filmed this should be the one going to prison for embarrassing him that bad
@RAP3TION nobody asked
Too many bots
Bots already got you dam
owl house fan
MY DAD FINALLY CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
I love how, at 2:20 and then later on when he wipes the finger prints, you can actually hear them still taking pizza and donut orders. The guy is such a non-threat, _they are literally still working while he was trying to rob them_
I went to a McDonald's once that was so used to being robbed the dude just handed over the register and was like "we are still open until the police get here. Credit card only, let's go"
It was beautiful and terrifying to watch
Apparently he said (I looked up this robbery, as someone else mentioned it was in 2018 in NJ) he didn’t want to hurt anyone, he just wanted money. So… 🤷♂️
@@lawrencescales9864 if he cant do a better job than this i dont think he could hurt anyone lol mf kitchen workers gon just start throwing knives and shit til he run
@@lawrencescales9864 That makes sense, honestly
We don't sell donuts????
He looks like he’s in the tutorial and is still figuring out the controls
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he's stuck in the tutorial mission so the game started laughing at him.
His robbing skills equal out to fighting in your dreams.
Oh my god this is so true
🤣🤣🤣
This robbery is so poorly executed that it’s almost criminal
How did you watch the video so fast ? God?
There is only bots here
lol the real crime was robbing poorly
i feel like it IS criminal somehow...
Which is exactly why it is criminal. I bet the judge seeing the footage was like...sir, you stole 20 dollars, but becouse you are stupid as shit we will have to lock you up xD
Massive respect to the guy in the background who said "thats all you gon take?" as the robber is leaving after drastically failing
Lmao I heard that too and it’s just hilarious
Nice profile pic my dude
@@Axeeco 🌯
"He might as well take the whole register"
Hilarious
When your level 1 in the robber simulator and head for the boss mission
this isnt even the boss mission this is like the tutorial and this guy picked up a controller for the first time
I think the funniest part is that the police did not show up in this time frame. I don't blame them (even speeding it does take time to get somewhere) but the fact this guy just walked everywhere just showed how slow a response actually is.
that's why it's infuriating when people are punished for hurting or killing home invaders in some places (not naming names), because they just expect people to cower in fear until the police arrive 5 hours later after your shit has been stolen or your entire family has been maimed or killed... and it's not like most homes have cameras to capture the guy's face
Haah
The fact the employees actually asked is that all you gonna take is crazy. Dude walked out of there with just enough money for the vending machine lol
kinda looked like he smirked when he heard him say that too lmfao
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@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ you know how that robbery went? Your comment pretty much just had the same effect xD
@Nonaya Bidness this is just another Tuesday at lil Caesars for him 😭😭✋
Love how the employees are just giving tips like "Just take the register."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Backseat gaming, you hate to see it. Let the man learn the speedrun meta at his own pace, he's obviously new to the game.
@@theKashConnoisseur he does not know the RNG of robbery yet
One of the employees also told him not to touch anything lmao
@@theKashConnoisseur it's like he installed the game without knowing anything about the wasd keys
I just love the loud sipping one of the employees takes while the robber does his thing. this robber had the threat level of a barking dog on the opposite side of a glass window.
I love how even the second customer coming in just decided he is not worth getting his ass kicked so everyone just laughs and gives him advice. This is the most perfect goofy robbery I've ever seen.
Mate, my grandma could have beat that man up with her sandals. It wasn't even worth his time.
Wow
Funniest part to me is the customer patiently waiting so he can get his pizza and then still expecting to get a pizza after the robbery was over. Them telling him "the store is closed" and his face saying "What? You get robbed and I can't get my pie? Ridiculous!"
If I worked there, I would've just given him a pizza for free. Make someone's day, and the management can add the 5$ to what that idiot stole.
@@chamber_hiro256 Yo what did he say
@@4rdency he replied to a spam bot calling them out on clout chasing
Knowing how most LC stores operate, it's likely that they would've closed regardless of the robbery. Just a "nah dude we too lazy rn, go away".
@@CatacombD "yes officer, the man stole $563 in cash and one large pepperoni pizza"
Yes, this run would definitely not be on the leaderboards
ayo, what is with your replies???????
Don’t worry, he’s just doing “embarrassing arrest any% glitch less” run
Attack of the wumbo dumbo bots
He could have no-clipped the cash register off the counter to save more time, guess he’s a new speed runner who hasn’t gotten his bearings yet
yeah glove strat is definitely faster
Are you sure he was a robber? It felt like he was repairing the cashier 😂
yes he also tried to clean it
@@lolxdbruh hes a really nice guy, i see him on the weekdays, always cleaning and fixing our cash registers store to store, he even takes care of the money for us :)
0:10 As an aerospace engineer, I can confirm. I am always on standby for everything robbery ever. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) I was sick this day
I feel like the police would watch the footage and just start laughing
waht
Yes very cute?
Dylan brislen
LOL
not funny
I have no idea how people think robbing a store is a good idea in time where smartphones with cameras are a thing.
Bots be wildin these days
@@dingledongus ong
@@dingledongus ikr
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I would’ve just been talking and insulting him the whole time:
“You are the worst robber.”
“Why Little Caesars bro?”
“Literally could’ve made more money selling water on the street.”
fuck the money, steal a few pepsi's and pizzas then call it a day.
You really know you've hit rock bottom when you're robbing a Little Ceasars
it's like that video of those people stealing food in a robbery
@YeaMan bot
@YeaMan tf you talking about you literally have no videos uploaded
@@vanillae91819 they are bots, its getting ridiculous now just dont reply to them
@YeaMan Yeah, sure...you spammers usually don't even have a video uploaded
He didn't cover his face, he failed to notice everyone pointing cameras at him, he used the crowbar for 2 seconds and just used his hands for some reason, came back to the crime scene seconds later to wipe off the prints like nobody was watching him, and for the final braincell he robbed a Little Caesar's
You can just tell this guy is experienced
And for 60 dollars. He could've sold feet pics and made that in half the time it took him.
Yeah he's a real Danny Ocean
just your face means nothing, actually
cops irl dont have those tv show technologies where it analyzes your face and displays your entire name and where you live
This was the best comment I’ve read in 2022 so far. Thanks mom
@@blueninety4393 but..they have your face
It's hilarious how he never thought to just take the register with him and break into it somewhere safe after he gets away.
The funniest part is that most pizza company’s policy is to totally comply if they are robbed. So all he had to do was ask for the key and they would have given it to him.
for anyone that was wondering - he was arrested.
"Police arrested him Monday on charges of robbery, criminal mischief and weapons possession offenses."
apparently he might've done the same thing to a dunkin' in the same area prior to this lmao
Was this Pennsauken, NJ?
Wait he was caught how he was such a mastermind?????
The most he probably got from the dunkin' is a couple of donuts and 3 bucks with his track record
@@LombardoJoe Yeah, thats what these articles say at least
@@LombardoJoe yeah dude was a fiend looking for his next fix. I know people who know him personally. He's still in jail for this
Honestly, props to the crew here. They just stayed cool and laughed. I was robbed at gun point when working at a fast food place and the robber set the gun down for like 2 seconds. While looking over the footage with police and the owner... The owner turns to me and asks why I didnt do something in that moment. To which the police scolded him. Don't die for the corporation that doesnt even pay you a livable wage
Jesus Christ....
The owner wouldn‘t do it himself I bet
Damm. Scolded? The owner got _scalded_
at the end of the day we are purely a number to them anyway. even if I was robbed without a weapon I wouldn’t do shit, not my job to be a security guard for a place that doesn’t care if I live or die
@@ShadowSkyX what?
As a fast food employee we were told to open the drawers if we're being robbed cause those cash registers r wayyy more valuable then what ever is in that drawer
Imagine getting caught for this and you and the detective are watching the video and he starts mocking you.
Honestly was half expecting the employee to be like "sir, there's other people trying to get food here. Can you do this outside?"
I would definitely be that guy. Im already impatient as it is lol.
Be hilarious if he waited then reached out slowly and took the 8 dollars out of the employee hands after the next customer paid, not even snatching just calmly taking a handout.
Racist
Wow you racist or what bruh
So damn racism against these guy so unbelievable
"Dude, should we beat this guy up?"
"Nah, this is Little Caesar's, not Waffle House."
Waffle House employees don't fucking play they don't even give a fuck about the job they just want to fucking fight
The robbers will be the one ended up robbed if he tries to rob wafflehouse
Personally I would have grabbed the crowbar in the moment he placed it on the counter
@@localdumbass9355 no you would've stood there and done nothing like everyone else, which is the right call because no dumbass is gonna try and do that for a shit pizza place against an armed robber nor should anybody try to do that
@@localdumbass9355 for what though, i think thats kind of the point, its a 0 net gain, and obviously this guy is pretty dumb so why risk your safety for so little when he could have a gun in his back waistband you know?
I would've started clapping for him after succesfully opening the cash register
Yes. Me too
Lmfao I even love how that one dude comes in and waits for the robber to finish up so he can order pizza.
I thought they were gonna take that second guys order midway through the robbery. That would've really elevated this comedy skit of a felony.
Someone else seems to have heard them taking orders in the Background.
Hes the type to pay for the pizza after robbing them too
Ikr? I'd have lost my shit
I would've been talking to him the whole time, I just wouldn't be able to help it 🤣🤣🤣 like"yeah bro make sure you get those prints." "Okay, bye buddy"
Same 😂 “yeah we’re only accepting card purchases right now”
It’s a completely justified action on his behalf ever since Little Caesars raised the price of their $5 pizza.
Charlie is so out of touch with us in the REAL world . 5$ 🤭 I bet he thinks all the foot long subs are still 5$, too. He bougie, now.
i hate when my $5 pizza is $6
@@1WEareBUFO1 so funny
Blame the fed for printing so much 😂
@@JackRalph96 no inflation after the pandemic.
Even the employees all agreed he would've had better luck stealing the whole register than opening the cash drawer
From someone that used to work at a Little Ceasars, we were actually supposed to regularly check the cash in the registers to make sure they were never more than 100$ specifically for robberies this dangerous. So I can't imagine he got more than 20-40$
"specifically for robberies this dangerous"
What was the protocol for robberies that were actually dangerous?
at that point you may as well take the whole thing home and figure it out later,
I did not think TH-cam bots could have gone worse.
I've been proven wrong.
Wtf youtube bots
one of the employees even says it lol, at 5:25 "just take the whole register.."
@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 you know you're a bot when you say "penquinz0" instead of charlie or moist
@@kran8258 lol bot
"if he had spent this much time collecting quarters from a wishing well he would have made more money" Charlie is a wordsmith
Funny thing is you only find pennies in wishing wells.
Still would have made more money though.
I don't even think they take any bill over 20
@@shinji391 I got like $37 out of a wishing well once in about this amount of time.
@@shinji391 Probably nickels in Canada since we stopped making pennies a long time ago.
@@Helladamnleet Say sike right now.
How shameful to be caught on camera robbing a $5 pizza place but then the employees laughing at you. SMH
he could have just directly asked for a free pizza
Incomprehensible speed from this man robbing the home of the hot and ready, I’m suprised the camera was even able to register the speed at which he moved. Truly inspiring.
It must have a jagillionbillionkatillion frames per millisecond!
The bots are crazy man
the bots are coming down HARD huh?
I think that he was moving so fast that he actually seemed to move slow. Curse our 30 fps eyes!
This man is the next generation of olympic runners. he pioneered speed running
What I find even more hilarious is the fact that he only sadly realized he left fingerprints behind is by the worker in the back saying “don’t touch nothing”
What am I reading
@@tidusandjecht10 its poorly explained but the less that other people touch the stuff the less contaminated the ‘crime’ scene.
There won't be any CSI on that crime scene lol, noone was killed, there's no need for it.
@@littlefrank90 true
@@littlefrank90 yeah they don't check for fingerprints or anything on most criminal cases. Especially if there's CCTV and recordings of what happened.
Fingerprints don't do anything if you aren't in the database. And even if you are in the database it doesn't give them a GPS tracker of your exact location. It's not this movie magic where you find a fingerprint and are able to track down the suspect to a remote region of Alaska.
i love how he is just so chill about the whole thing, just doing his thing like nothing is happening, hilarious stuff
0:47 So happy to see insano style is catching on
Guys stop bullying him, he's just a beginner speedrunner
Edit: lol this is most likes i ever got 👍
Or a pro slowrunner
@@kooki5854 big brain
We aint bullying him mf
Love how this man is worried about leaving fingerprints, to only wipe his hands on the door during his daring escape.
That door probably had more fingerprints from other people than the register will ever have, still a shameful rookie move though.
@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Shut up
@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ wtf giga chad???
@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ Bot
The only explanation is that hes using another persons body, or hes a shapeshifter!
I’m hanging with someone that works at little ceasers and she said “There’s literally a button” That makes this video 1000 times better 💀💀
Wow you guys have some real criminal masterminds over there. I'm in awe of the planning and execution, truly inspirational
he clearly knows what hes doing
I know better
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Clueless surely
Seasoned vet
@@gamerepic700 More 🇺🇦 sickness
Slow and steady wins the race
bot
@@kumi6797 i don't think so man
@@kumi6797 nah dude
@@the.true.A i think it's a comment bot
But not this race, unfortunately
Dude should've just taken the pizzas instead, would've been just as much as he stole. 🤣
It’s like pay day, you have sunglasses they don’t know it’s you
Shout out to those little Caesar’s employees. Especially telling the actual customer in the store not to try anything or put himself in danger. They protected that little Caesar’s from multiple different possible lawsuits.
Smart kids
That would cost them more than what little the bozo was trying to steal
They probably would’ve gotten fired for fighting back in any way, liability to the company
Yeah that big guy was lookin to whoop some ass that was funny. Plus the guys working there are 100% high lmao the way the one recording said the store was closed they definitely smoked lol
This guy was so slow, I bet one of the staff members could’ve sneaked around him and robbed more out of the robber’s wallet instead
Underrated
sneak 100
if he was robbing little ceasars how much money would he really have
@@mountaindew5931 70$. AT BEST.
there is literally a “no sale” button on the POS. He could’ve left the crowbar at home and postured ffs.
Robber expectations: *Imagines Baby Driver opening*
Robber reality: *This video*.
All he had to do was order a pizza, hand them a $10 and bam, they've opened the drawer for your change. THEN you pull off your customer facade and Scooby-Doo yourself as a robber. But instead my guy here pulled a Scooby-Don't and just.. marched in with crowbarette in hand, full nutsack. 10/10
A scooby-don’t 😂😂
yeah and he could have used a mask. after covid, no one would suspect him wearing a mask in there, could have hidden his face. i plan robberies better than this guy in my daily life as jokes.
Lmao you really think this dude had $10?
or just threaten them to open the cash register?? WTF was he doing?
Cackling rn
I love the employees' reactions lol
"Bruh that's all you're gonna take?"
"Just take the whole register"
lmao right they’re literally giving him advice
This robbery was slower than my solo stealth attempt on the FBI temp office in payday 2
At this rate he could have asked them to make a pizza while he emptied the register. He could have doubled his payoff.
My favourite thing is that the employees straight up tell him how to rob the place better “just take the whole register” 5:25
@Don't click profile photo hi john.
And someone else said “that’s all your gonna take?”
911: "What's your emergency?"
Shop owner: "We're being robbed! Please send help!"
911: "Stay calm, we're sending officers as quickly as we can!"
Shop owner: "No, you misunderstand, the robber is the one in need of help! Our employees are drinking coffee and taking bets but this guy is really struggling here."
Underrated comment! 😂👍
Ok that was funny.
That’s just messed up 🙈
911: "We'll send a black cop. They will assist."
@@Javetts SMH
I worked at LC in college, and was robbed at gunpoint when we were close to closing. I was terrified cause i was working the front, but I opened the register and safe for him, and my coworkers in the back called the cops, and no one got hurt. They caught him 3 days later after a massive string of robberies, and he's still in jail 8 years later. I ended up getting a raise from my boss for complying with him and helping to make sure everyone was safe
Most efficient robbery in history
They are truly genius, moving so slow that the police can't convict them of a crime they haven't committed yet. Then the police die of old age and they get away with it
Lol
Reported the boys lol, also nice comment😂
Get reported bots
give this chad more likes
Actual galaxy brain strat
For those curious the suspect was arrested immidiately afterwards. This took place in 2018 in Pennsauken NJ
Jesus, I thought this was like 10 years old!
GOD DAMN NEW JERSEY
That’s where Quandale Dingle lives
I hope the arresting officers see Charlie's video someday .. and comment
I… I live near this little Caesar’s and I had no idea 💀
The most criminal part of this whole thing is Charlie calling Little Caesars "the greatest pizza place of All Time"
I like how the employees just decided to record it, like they knew it isn't going well and "let's just enjoy this for a while" instead of trying to stop him
Fun fact as someone that has worked retail and fast food there's a "don't be a hero policy" if you're getting robbed you comply. You DO NOT try to stop the robber. Probably not because they care about your life but because if you die trying to save the money your family can sue them for more than what was stolen.
I dont know why would anyone even risk their life for a company that probaply doesnt care about them. Like if someone tries to rob a store you work and even if you manage stop the robber what do you achieve from that? You still get paid the same, right?
I mean it doesn't seem that wrong of a policy. Yeah it's better not to fight back and you shouldn't did for them and they wouldn't and shouldn't want you to die for then anyways.
@@LesoTheGamerboy maybe they're not thinking about personal profit and are just thinking to do what's right? I mean the company they're working for is probably awful but they're more focused on the immediate crime of somebody being a thief
@@Bob-tq9ny That is true but i still dont think its a smart idea to try to be the hero and try to stop a robber. Yes it would be the morally right and all but if the robber is armed you shouldnt try to stop him unless you are trained to handle those types of situations and/or you are 101% confident in your abilities to stop him. It just isnt worth it imo. And if you really fuck up badly you can potentially make the situation worse so its just best to comply and let him do his thing. You can still do the right thing AND not have to risk your life by reporting the robber to the police and try to help with the investigation as much as you can so the robber can potentially be caught and get punished.
But that is if the robbers immediete intention is not to kill anyone. Like atleast i assume most of the time the robbe just wants to steal whatever he is stealing and doesnt intend to kill anyone unless someone intervines with his plans. So its just best to keep it that way.
I spent way too long on this.
@@LesoTheGamerboy I'm not reading this i just read the first sentence
Yes it's not smart, they're not trying to be smart, they're trying to be morally correct.
I can't tell if this is an actual robbery or an 89 year old grandpa playing payday 2 on easy mode for the first time
He was so slow dude lol
This legit looks like he got dared to rob some random place LMAO
Who is the true waffle eater becauss I also eat waffle
It's just that scene in SpongeBob, when SpongeBob and Patrick try to rob the bank. And the teller is just so uninterested, and unfazed by it lol.
2:25
"ROBBERY ASMR"!!
THAT SLAYED ME!!!
Employees who intervene, as much as they're championed, usually get fired too because you're not supposed to do anything except call the police.
Wayyy cheaper to let the minuscule amount of cash in a register in an era of card transactions go away, then getting sued if an employee or customer gets hurt.
@@KrigRaseri yeap, 100% that. Even places that do a lot of cash business are much more willing to let insurance and police handle it, rather than dealing with a lawsuit because their employee broke some scrawny thief over their knee.
which is sad when you really think about it.
@@aidenmeakin8747 its not worth getting killed when 90% of the time the robber usually gets caught anyway
I use to work at lilc years ago. The system doesn’t let u take anymore orders until u drop money if more than 50 in the register.
most civilized robbing in history. "nah man i just work here, proceed"
the fact that the guy had enough time to record the robbery is astounding
God bless the blurooooo🥴
@Rumblingstation🅥⸜⁄ *shut*
The fact, that the employee just could stand there with his phone out, showed us the intimidating nature of this evil genius.
The execution is more criminal than the actual robbery
@Don't click profile photo Now that's even more pathetic than the robber
You've got it bro so sorry for you😔
As someone who works at a Little Caeser’s, we only can keep so much in the registers to begin with so at most he was getting about $80 including change.
"Little Caesars Gladiator." I'm so shook over that.
I'd like to see more of failed robberies, I think they're hilarious.
god damnit the bots found me.
Cringe bag
No one's safe
Dude not even five minutes after commenting 😭
Doggo
Dude not even five minutes after commenting 😭
Imagine being the person behind the counter, Just watching a guy completely fail at robbery.
Dance emoji wait what? Where is the dance emoji WHERE IS IT???? DOES IT EVEN EXIST? IS THERE A DANCE EVEN AN EMOJI OUT THERE THAT RESEMBLES A DANCE EMOJI???
HOW HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS???????!😡😡😡😡 Ohhh......there it is👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯♂️
MY DAD FINALLY CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
7 replies and their all bots? Make it 8, my shady page is better than all these losers
damn, this got all the bots to show up
@@SpindriftXC join us
Wasn't there one guy who just picked up a bucket of gold outside a securicor van and just walk off with it. Guy is a legend.
Imagine if a customer just knocked him out tho
At some point, the thought to just grab the whole unit and run had to have crossed his mind. No? A true mastermind at work.
the employee even suggested it
@@FlufLord They were probably charged with aiding and abetting lol
Yes someone with intelligence would've just walked in, pulled the register off the counter, cut the cord if necessary and walked out. But if you are robbing a little Ceasars of all places you don't have intelligence.
@@FlufLord he probably didnt do it to assert dominance
Nobody tells this guy how to rob no Little Caesars
He was probably thinking he wont be able to open it if he takes the entire thing lul
Fun fact: in retail, you're expected to comply for your safety, and just let them take what they want.
Another fun fact: depending on state, you can't have more than 100-200 dollars in the register for safety, so the rest is in a time locked safe.
Exactly!!!
I'd love to see the world where your expected not to comply, Jimmy you are fired for not putting your foot up the ass of the man with that gun.
Also if they try to tell you to go with them or they'll shoot you're supposed to let them shoot you.
Maybe it's changed now but when I was a kid and worked at McDonald's we would have thousands of dollars in the register.
There's also the insurance. If you try to stop the robbery the insurance company immediately voids coverage
That would have been perfect if in the end he bought a burger with some of the money he stole.
I like how it had been going on for so long playing the same tune before that they started recording
I've actually worked at Little Caesars at one point and we drop money in the safe once we hit $250 in the register down back to $50. So this man at MOST would've only got $250... completely laughable lol
Actually only 70 now due to policy changes. Hilarious.
Worked at a Dominos guy robbed the register threw the till on the ground looking for the big bills, realized we didn't do that and started picking up quarters off the ground
Ok
@@jposse187 f you man he told a cool story
@@jposse187 I thought it was pretty funny
Risked going prison for some quarters what a legens
@@jposse187 lol
Imagine if the cop had the whole criminal investigation pull up and look for printers just for $20 😂😂
"that's all you gonna steal bro?" - Best quote from the= video
I imagine he said he wanted to go to court over this, decided to represent himself, then had to sit through everyone laughing at him watching the video in the court room