@@roobee1234 You know if you look at the text beside the person's name who commented you can see when they commented that. I commented that a year ago. When it WAS 5 years. Obviously.
i have to say, justin mixing up his words and saying "the man for a banana with a face" and griffin just letting it slide at 6:58 is one of my favorite things ever
faroshscale I’ve tried Prozac and honestly? Justin’s laugh when he’s trying to crack a joke and can’t get it out cause he’s laughing at himself just does better
Huh. So I know nothing about oblivion and the first time I saw this video I legit thought that that dude was called Grandpa Piss..... and I'm just now realizing that griffin renamed him. I thought a character in oblivion was legitimately named Grandpa Piss for like 2+ years. Cool.
Chiqita Dave and Toucan Dan had a son together but then Toucan Dan got remarried to Knife Dad. However, Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan still run a pottery studio together, where they contemplate issues of nonviolence and multiplicity.
"Chiquita Dave the man for banana with a face" is a fantastic example of a line that wasn't meant to be funny and is understood despite the prepositions being swapped, but when you really think about it is really funny
Do you see Banana Man? Hopping over on de white hot sand? Here he come with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree. Banana Man me want a ton Gimme double an' a bonus one. Gimme more for all me friends Dis banana flow will never end. Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go "Mm-mm-mm-mm!" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you!
Forget all your troubles and go wit dee flow. forget about whatever you may never know, like whether whatever you're doing is whatever you should, and whether anything you do is ever anything good. And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat, and it make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke, and forget about the yellow from dee colorful man, and make you take another one, and make a mock. of. your. plan.
Griffin spontaneously busting out a little jingle with the line "when the war comes, it's the only currency that matters" makes me really jealous, but also happy, because he's using this gift way better than I would.
I just want to say that this is the first piece of McElroy content I ever saw in 2016 and I have been a changed person ever since. Chiquita Dave changed the trajectory of my life and I am so grateful.
Griffin, I almost had a heart attack when you dropped the name "Chiqita Dave" as I was laughing so fucking hard that I thought my head is going to explode! A new MF episode is just like winning the lottery! :)
8:15 I did not expect Tally Hall, however that is absolutely perfect. It makes it so much better that the song's name is "Banana Man" thank you so much to whoever did that edit.
The best part about Mehrunes Dagon is that you can kill him legitimately in the game, using no exploits, glitches, or console commands. And yet, it is very obvious you were not supposed to kill him.
I am getting out of the mental hospital tomorrow after almost 40 days and the only thing that has brought me any sort of joy or comfort has been monster factory. These have been a source of happiness for many years and i am able to watch them countless times. I have a deep love for these wondrous creatures
the bandit running at Chiquita Dave at 16:16 saying"youll never take me dow-" then vanishing when he gets hit by that slow ass dream-running ass mace swing is the funniest thing ever to happen in a video game
Me listening to Tally Hall for the first time in 2020: Why in the hell do I know the song Banana Man Me re-watching this monster factory: Oh, that explains everything.
this is one of my favorite Monster Factory videos! I replay these fairly often for background noise while I'm working & I usually skip some for a while to prevent getting burnt out on them, but it's been years and I've still never felt burnt out on this one possibly because whenever you look at Chiquita Dave he's just :)
Chiquita Dave the Elder running around amongst those ruins, with pure chaos pumping through his veins, has gotta be one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.
And so, we come full circle. In the begining, the boys mention Star Trek online and how it's not good for playing in. Now, Yoba Skywalker Starwars roams the galazy searching for his dope outfit.
Looking back on this I think my favorite part about Chiquita Dave is he looks relatively normal from the front, but from the side his face is clearly concave.
This series is a gift to mankind. Chiquita Dave's benign facial expression and name are just A+ content, some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.
Just started oblivion myself, made a fecked up glowing argonian and I am fully invested in the fiction I have created that it is the Geico Gecko. I made a custom Insurer class.
Haven't watched the video yet but like, literally two days ago I was complaining about the faces in Oblivion and saying I wanted to see a Monster Factory episode with it. Dreams do come true.
![ปฏิเสธไม่ไหว (Crush on you) - LIPTA feat. No One Else [TEASER MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VC689EgdSIw/mqdefault.jpg)
The real challenge would be to create an Oblivion character who *doesn't* look like a hideous monster.
BugPope
Literally impossible.
PS; hi Bug! I remember you from the retsupurae heyday!
It's not only impossible, it's even harder to if you're a Khajiit
I was beautiful, goddamnit. A special kind of beautiful. My mommy said so.
*don't
I accidentally made a character that looks like Ted from how I met your mother
5 years later, and I *STILL* can't believe they didn't make a single "bunch" joke when spawning multiple Chiquita Dave's.
6 years?
@@roobee1234 You know if you look at the text beside the person's name who commented you can see when they commented that. I commented that a year ago. When it WAS 5 years. Obviously.
You know Justin has said that he thinks pun and portmanteau are beneath him, multiple times. They try not to do low-hanging fruit like that.
I believe it’s Chiquitas Dave
7 years?
the irony......... the irony of them joking that patrick stewart would play toilet joke characters......
Maddox Strout I hate the silent knowing in those 60 likes
benepla make that 160
benepla we all must carry this burden
Poor Patrick...
“This is the role I was born to do...”
😭
benepla 490 likes now
"I tried star trek online. it's not right, it doesn't fit" the world just wasn't ready for yoba then. wasn't the right time
literally, since the player creation wasnt good enough till later im pretty sure lol
Chiquita Dave looks so kind...so tender...a soft banana man...
Hi I love ur icon and username gdvgdjsgdhs
Do you you see him?
🤣🤣🤣
🎶Do you want a BA-NANA?
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm...
wait he looked like that one cult leader that has that kind stare 😌
landlord: no Chiquita Daves allowed in the apt.
Chiquita Dave: : |
landlord: ok i will make an exception he looks very polite
Only the number 1 Chiquita Dave could get in
"Grandpa Piss: The Worst Emperor" is maybe the funniest thing i've literally ever heard or seen
Isn't that Donald Trump's nickname?
@@perihelionstudios7563 IM FUCKING DEAD
and the thing is patrick stewart played a poop emoji so Grandpa Piss is part of his acting horizons for sure
his skin tone looks the way artificial banana tastes
.....somehow this is an agreed upon statement,, it just,, works
MM-MM-MM-MMMMMMMM
Breepable17 Oh god it does
oh my god why does that make sense
That's racist, you literally just said his skin color is bad.
please, Mr. Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the
Toilet was my father. just call me Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet.
i have to say, justin mixing up his words and saying "the man for a banana with a face" and griffin just letting it slide at 6:58 is one of my favorite things ever
Sam Libutti
he sings "hes the man with a banana for a face!" then immediately says
"i gotta say, Chiquita dave, the man for a banana with a face.."
Sibling solidarity
The first time I heard that, I was caught so off guard. I was just like "Justin, pardon me?" And now I find it hilarious.
Chiquata Dave 2020, "the man for a banana with a face."
Oh my god yes, this part killed me
I’m about to bleach my eyebrows and I thought of the words “oh, he was a prinsoner of his own eyebrows” and that’s honestly why I’m bleaching them.
did it look good
Ah yes, another human that has Monster Factory quotes stored in their mind that only appear in certain situations.
@@bobcat_bakerI have Griffin singing "he's got Peter Gri-iffin eyes~" stored in the ol memory banks forever
nothing can actually cure my depression but Griffin's laugh gets pretty close
Have you tried zoloft
faroshscale I’ve tried Prozac and honestly? Justin’s laugh when he’s trying to crack a joke and can’t get it out cause he’s laughing at himself just does better
@@faroshscale i have and i can report that a combination of the two does wonders
Patrick Stewart playing poop in the Emoji movie makes the Grandpa Piss joke both funnier and sadder
Huh. So I know nothing about oblivion and the first time I saw this video I legit thought that that dude was called Grandpa Piss..... and I'm just now realizing that griffin renamed him. I thought a character in oblivion was legitimately named Grandpa Piss for like 2+ years. Cool.
E. Healy SAME
I desperately want to make fun of you but the exact same thing happened to me.
ME TOO HDJSJSH I looked away when Griffin was typing the name so I deadass thought that was his name welcome to the clown club
reminds me of when i thought the arby’s witch version of dark souls was just how dark souls was because i was multitasking while watching the video
SAME
I made no-bake cookies this morning and thought of this monstrosity. It has been four years.
FOUR.
YEARS.
Were the cookies good?
It's been four years again, how were those cookies.
Hey buddy you still gotta tell us about those cookies
Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan are my gay dads
my 2 dads 2
@@hannahharn6839 Squared
Brother?!
They're the only ones who could love each other
Chiqita Dave and Toucan Dan had a son together but then Toucan Dan got remarried to Knife Dad. However, Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan still run a pottery studio together, where they contemplate issues of nonviolence and multiplicity.
this series is one of the best things ive seen in my life
Same here!
Omg it's Chiquita Dave ! In Hippo form!
Your life must be really boring
SjanaWilgani b. .
Sean McNally me too brother
I think I need to quit my job and dedicate my life to writing Chiquita Dave X Toucan Dan slash fiction.
Nate Osterman Lemme read your first draft
oh no
You'd really be making the world a better place
Who's the top?
@@matiuhhh2788 perfect
i feel like these guys designed Ted Cruz's face
+Its The Wiggles at 2:50? I was thinking the same thing.
more likely they just worked on miss spiders sunny patch, its common knowledge ted spiderus cruz spawned into life from that
Ted Cruz is by far the most terrifying monster ever created.
The original SadBoy™
with Donald Trump's textures
The transition from "how do you spell chiquita" to the title card is my #1 favorite monster factory moment of all time
the final fight between mehrunes and dave army is what elder scrolls online should have been
there's something about the way he says "that was a frame-perfect rat smash!" that gets me every single time
You know, the classic speedrun strategy.
"Frame Perfect Rat Smash" sounds like a terrible prog band
This is by far my favorite monster factory. It’s just...so pleasant. The chill ass energy Chiquita Dave exudes is just so soul cleansing
this whole series is chaotic neutral and i love it
all the mcelroy content radiates that Chaotic Energy
Except Knife Dad. Those episodes are chaotic good
"Chiquita Dave the man for banana with a face" is a fantastic example of a line that wasn't meant to be funny and is understood despite the prepositions being swapped, but when you really think about it is really funny
I don't know why people have such low opinion of Chiquita Dave in the Monster Factory mythos. He's so cool.
And he's got a big ol' hog.
R.I.P. in peace Grandpa piss 2015-2015
RIP in piss**
Antoine Ouimet totally a year late but. Rest in piece in piece.
wow that joke was a low point for me ... should have said R.I.P. in piss like he said thanks for reminding me of my failures.
i know this is an old episode but every now and then i think about chiquita dave and i have a little chuckle. what a good, horrifying banana boy
I started crying at the "Bookshelf" scene and cannot take enough showers to wash off all of this hilarious.
SAME
"todd, you put face kegals in the game!!" I almost peed. Jesus.
lemme guess why you only *almost* peed
"Is he a lamp or is he two people kissing?" All I see are 9 dolphins
"Grandpa Piss is unconcious" It's just like christmas again! *sobs quietly*
Do you see Banana Man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand?
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree.
Banana Man me want a ton
Gimme double an' a bonus one.
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end.
Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go "Mm-mm-mm-mm!"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you!
I MADE THIS COMMENT BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO
THEY PUT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SONG IN IT
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
:D
Forget all your troubles and go wit dee flow. forget about whatever you may never know, like whether whatever you're doing is whatever you should, and whether anything you do is ever anything good. And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat, and it make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke, and forget about the yellow from dee colorful man, and make you take another one, and make a mock. of. your. plan.
happsider Now it's nine o'clock, and it's getting dark, and the sun is falling from the sky. I never left so early and you may wonder why.
I WAS JUST GONNA
I WENT AND LOOKED
AND THER EWAS
I JUST I'M JUST I I I
The terrifying thing is Chiquita Dave somehow achieved CHIM.
Talos and him are good friends.
Vivec would totally chill with Chiquita Dave
i like to imagine that chiquita dave is the being who ushers you into the afterlife
He’s both the grim reaper and the Stygian boatman
Griffin spontaneously busting out a little jingle with the line "when the war comes, it's the only currency that matters" makes me really jealous, but also happy, because he's using this gift way better than I would.
"playing croquet with his dome piece" has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
I just want to say that this is the first piece of McElroy content I ever saw in 2016 and I have been a changed person ever since. Chiquita Dave changed the trajectory of my life and I am so grateful.
Griffin, I almost had a heart attack when you dropped the name "Chiqita Dave" as I was laughing so fucking hard that I thought my head is going to explode! A new MF episode is just like winning the lottery! :)
I'm sad they kinda ruined him accidentally with the age/complexion sliders
Wouldn't it have been eerily amazing if when Griffin slid the "AGE" slider he turned brown and spotty?
that tally hall tho
kklondikke same i heard banana man and went Wait Woah Wh What Wh im so not used to hearing tally hall in common use
kklondikke are all eddsworld fans tally hall fans too??
you will be a mere atom once i'm done with you
i did a double take
Im so glad tally hall is getting a surge in popularity
"Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence." GOODBYEEEEEEEEEE MOONMEN!
+Absolute Travis T Get Rick'd, Fart!
Absolute Travis T Stop! You have violated my mother
BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH WILL YA?!
i don't think i have a high enough IQ for this one.
8:15
I did not expect Tally Hall, however that is absolutely perfect. It makes it so much better that the song's name is "Banana Man"
thank you so much to whoever did that edit.
The brothers themselves are tally hall fans! This while video is just one big reference to the song!
the mcelroy boys are getting funnier at an alarming rate, in all properties
1. set the video speed to 0.25
2. skip to 8:46
3. watch the most powerful punch ever unleashed by human hands
+Nick Robinson (Babylonian) Umm, excuse me? He's an Imperial / banana crossbread (yes, cross-bread; how else do you expect the banana to work?).
+Nick Robinson (Babylonian) "Human".
OG cleepa cleepa
you've never seen one punch man
Nick Robinson WOOOOOOAAAAAAH
underrated monster factory moment when justin softly says “the softening...” at 9:48
Oh my god I never noticed before, bless you
The best part about Mehrunes Dagon is that you can kill him legitimately in the game, using no exploits, glitches, or console commands.
And yet, it is very obvious you were not supposed to kill him.
8:19 oh my that Tally Hall,so many memories
Zakuma101 ikr
Griffin, Justin. I can't tell you enough how much I enjoy these. PLEASE KEEP IT UP
I am getting out of the mental hospital tomorrow after almost 40 days and the only thing that has brought me any sort of joy or comfort has been monster factory. These have been a source of happiness for many years and i am able to watch them countless times. I have a deep love for these wondrous creatures
I was thinking Tally Hall, I didn't expect that they'd do it. I'm so glad.
That part was beautiful. Tally Hall was my life for like an entire year during middle school
+Marcy Nabors I was silently hoping for the song too. Was so happy!
Loved that sweet sweet Tally Hall sample.
Tally Hall is my life still
Tally Hall!!!!!!! ! ! !! !
Chiquita Dave looks like Owen Wilson.
Nathan Haimson
Oh wow! You're right!
Wow
Oh shit ur right
Hearing a Tally Hall song in a Monster Factory video added three full years to my life
Rewatching this series and one of my favorite parts is the consistent Todd Howard talk. Just about everything is his fault.
the bandit running at Chiquita Dave at 16:16 saying"youll never take me dow-" then vanishing when he gets hit by that slow ass dream-running ass mace swing is the funniest thing ever to happen in a video game
Funnily enough, Grandpa Piss isn't the shittiest character Patrick Stewart has ever played.
I’m speechless
my uncle messed with the files of oblivion and kept making npcs into his family members, like he literally designed their faces and everything
My favourite thing in this episode is griffin slowly and silently doing something while Justin loses his shit in the back
I just lost it, I was called Roger Bananaman at one point in my life, someone, somehow, mispronounced my name like that.
***** Yeah, that was a bit unclear, there was a single instance where someone accidentally called me that, reading my name off of a list.
Roger Vanaman to be fair, some v's in Spanish are pronounced as a soft b, so reading banaman, the brain probably correlates bana to banana.
Me listening to Tally Hall for the first time in 2020: Why in the hell do I know the song Banana Man
Me re-watching this monster factory: Oh, that explains everything.
Same, I saw this video like 3 years ago but only started listening to tally hall two months ago and I was confused why that song sounded so familiar
this is one of my favorite Monster Factory videos! I replay these fairly often for background noise while I'm working & I usually skip some for a while to prevent getting burnt out on them, but it's been years and I've still never felt burnt out on this one
possibly because whenever you look at Chiquita Dave he's just :)
I NEVER thought I'd get to hear the McElBoy's sweet voices AND Tally Hall in the same video
Dragon Age Inquisition can be toyed with hilariously.
Scribbledean McClure your wish is granted
He looks like one of the henchmen from Barbie's Princess and the Pauper XD I'm dying over here
"STAR TREK ONLINE DIDN'T FIT" - griffin mcelroy, 2015, who has released two star trek online videos for The Monsters Factory in 2019
Those noodly bodies look straight out of The Enigma of Amigara Fault. Drrrr... drrrr...
bluehermitdog literally just read that an hour ago
Griffin's delivery at 8:59 of "You guys gotta help this guy, I think he's really sick!" might be the funniest moment in this entire series.
I don't think Dave is using the CHIM wisely
haba baba
i legitimately had an asthma attack and had to use my rescue inhaler when all the mehrunes turned into taffy my lungs are INVERTING.
Justin’s “okay good” and laugh at like the 3:15 mark made me smile so wide - he sounded so much like Travis. Love these brothers!!!
Good GOD did this one pay off
That hint of the Banana Splits theme song at the very end is brilliant. It haunts me.
Chiquita Dave the Elder running around amongst those ruins, with pure chaos pumping through his veins, has gotta be one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.
@23:32 "don't talk to me or my son ever again"
"We're gonna die and then turn into taffy on three." *giggle fits*
The moon guy is Mac Tonight, Griffin!
Hmmmm don't mention moon man on the internet.... 😕
+Rainwater i can hear the N bombs now...
Chiquita Dave out here looking like a Hapsburg
Monster Factory and Tally Hall: the crossover I didn't know I needed until 8:14.
I haven't laughed like this in ages!!! Happy Birthday Chiquita Dave!!!
And so, we come full circle. In the begining, the boys mention Star Trek online and how it's not good for playing in. Now, Yoba Skywalker Starwars roams the galazy searching for his dope outfit.
18:44 bookshelf, for those who are looking
i love how when he threw that fireball at the clones time stopped for a second
like akatosh had a mental breakdown before continuing the flow of time
CRYING BECAUSE THE MERE MENTION OF A TALLY HALL SONG
Can't wait for Fallout 4's episode.
Little did we know... The Final Pam awaited...
Looking back on this I think my favorite part about Chiquita Dave is he looks relatively normal from the front, but from the side his face is clearly concave.
God it’s been 8 years but the way Griffin says ‘I know all the spells’ still makes me laugh
"A frame perfect rat smash" is my new favorite set of words
The ten seconds after “chill ass banana” is my favorite out of the whole episode
This series is a gift to mankind. Chiquita Dave's benign facial expression and name are just A+ content, some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.
7:31 i am saving this for myself
i just had this quote stuck in my head and i finally remembered where it came from ahhhh
"Sad Gary Shandling eyes" gets me every time.
This show is literally the only reason I'm subbed to Polygon.
griffin choosing “the lover” and “the barbarian” predicting fitzroy 5 years before graduation
The Bananaman clones summoning spiders was a deep cut.
Four years for Yoba...
And damn was it worth the wait.
Just started oblivion myself, made a fecked up glowing argonian and I am fully invested in the fiction I have created that it is the Geico Gecko. I made a custom Insurer class.
Haven't watched the video yet but like, literally two days ago I was complaining about the faces in Oblivion and saying I wanted to see a Monster Factory episode with it. Dreams do come true.
When I try my hardest to make a normal character they always just look like Anthony Kiedis had a rough morning