(Some of) The Best of Griffin Mcelroy

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  • I own NONE of this video or audio. All credit goes to Griffin Mcelroy, the Mcelroy Brothers, Polygon and whoever owns the My Brother My Brother and Me tv show now. (NBC Universal I believe)
    The audio and video are a mashup and not a reupload of content. This means it is under fair use.
    This video could have been several hours long. But, life is short.

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  • @kiaz1st
    @kiaz1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9928

    As someone who has had no prior McElroy exposure, but has heard of them profusely, this was a life changing video.

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Big mood

    • @mikemiles2241
      @mikemiles2241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      One of us

    • @envyrem
      @envyrem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I’ve been listening to the podcast from the very beginning, and I can’t believe I’ve gone this long without them

    • @jaysflight.
      @jaysflight. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Kia Not The Car my only exposure was the ‘I abandoned my boy’ meme, and I only just found out that was griffin

    • @willow3176
      @willow3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh no

  • @miyoutakisawa5976
    @miyoutakisawa5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9037

    I genuinely love that griffins first attempt at trying to create a system for teen names was “the street you grew up on” as if the three of them aren’t siblings and grew up in the same home

    • @eliofficial5472
      @eliofficial5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      I mean, they would have the same last name anyway ‘cause they’re brothers, right?

    • @lahiik4169
      @lahiik4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They also could have moved to be fair? Idk what their age difference is.

    • @Mocityspirit
      @Mocityspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Do siblings not normally have part of a name in common?

    • @Alexandr.ine2005
      @Alexandr.ine2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah but not the beginning!

    • @mattraebel3815
      @mattraebel3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That's how teen names denote familial ties - if you meet someone with the same street name for their first name, you're automatically siblings.

  • @icelingbolt
    @icelingbolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8420

    Griffin is just a child trapped inside a teenager trapped inside an adult.

    • @icelingbolt
      @icelingbolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      I don't remember commenting this, but I agree past me

    • @aceorsst1355
      @aceorsst1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@icelingbolt Perfect

    • @neospacez
      @neospacez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Arent we all

    • @princessstarwatcher4652
      @princessstarwatcher4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob Frantz I do the same stuff

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      he's a Russian nesting doll of a person

  • @robh5974
    @robh5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5691

    My favorite part of the short term plant rental bit is justin and travis frantically looking around for where their baby brother's joke is going

    • @jacklandismusic
      @jacklandismusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      There’s like a 50% chance it was that and a 50% chance he was havin a little ADHD zone-out

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I want to like this comment but it's at 69 likes so my hands are tied.

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ezekielmartin4323 it's not anymore, you can like it now

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@whalesharko4465 Bless you.

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@ezekielmartin4323 it's not easy, but it's honest work

  • @comentingchannel
    @comentingchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4501

    The Kobe section ends up sounding like he's calling for his lost dog and getting more and more disheartened

    • @DarkestOfTheDarkness
      @DarkestOfTheDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And the other one, Buckets

    • @epochii2756
      @epochii2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jjjordan!

    • @borklazer5907
      @borklazer5907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This man singlehandedly killed Kobe with this shit.

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love alternate headcanons like this

    • @morriganstride8405
      @morriganstride8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@epochii2756 my gramma had a dog names kobe

  • @jacobgraham8363
    @jacobgraham8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6641

    I truly believe one day griffin just sauntered into the polygon office covered in baby oil and nobody could get him to leave. ( since writing this comment I have since learned much more about the babiest Mcelory brother and now know he was like one of polygons founders. Still I believe that at some point there was baby oil involved, and Griffin did get real slippery)

    • @normalone0884
      @normalone0884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Well yea! Do you know how hard it is for security to grab a man covered in baby oil?

    • @jacobgraham8363
      @jacobgraham8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      normALone0 he is a man with a plan I’ll give him that

    • @andypalmer5095
      @andypalmer5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I find it infinitely more Hilarious that the bros kinda helped make polygon in the first place of I remember correctly

    • @jacobgraham8363
      @jacobgraham8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Andy Palmer maybe we are all just men covered in baby oil then, wow man that’s really deep

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The sensation of friction is all but lost on him

  • @aurelia65536
    @aurelia65536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    "I'm here with my brother, we're playing catlateral damage!"
    "...You don't have a brother."

    • @risipieces
      @risipieces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      he made a decision on travis’ behalf too and i love that

    • @rhys4668
      @rhys4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      justin singlehandedly disowned griffin for himself AND travis

    • @kyliep.4858
      @kyliep.4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @beetletime1912
      @beetletime1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kyliep.4858 21:27 :)))

    • @ayanoaihara8426
      @ayanoaihara8426 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an older sibling who has been "held hostage" in a similar way, I felt this deeply

  • @somecunninglinguist
    @somecunninglinguist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6105

    Nothing quite like a baby brother bullying an oldest brother for 45 minutes with a cat game

    • @papertiger4525
      @papertiger4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      Feels like 5 though, dudnit

    • @coffe4meplz
      @coffe4meplz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That's just what having brothers is like

    • @bluezebra8675309
      @bluezebra8675309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Purrgatory

    • @johnblatt8032
      @johnblatt8032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Justin actually doxxed Griffin over it lmao

    • @somecunninglinguist
      @somecunninglinguist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      669 likes .... Nice

  • @thatstheway103
    @thatstheway103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3859

    “My hand is on the eject button, so you better straighten out your shit” is way funnier to me than it should be

    • @pepitodiablo912
      @pepitodiablo912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      SKHSKHZKBSKB
      SHE WAS JUST TAKING EVERYTHING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

    • @Calumba1904
      @Calumba1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      This is a meeting of the MINDS

    • @abalonewaters9759
      @abalonewaters9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      It sounded like a woman of decent age, too. Like bruh; I love getting waay too into my games, too. BUT LADY WHAT!? XD

    • @VainHarmony
      @VainHarmony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Eject my ass off this planet lady

    • @SpookyLovesBoba
      @SpookyLovesBoba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yeah it's SECOND LIFE
      HOW DO YOU TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY!?

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    “i just wanna thank my brother justin for joining me”
    “burn in hell.”

  • @tylerf.145
    @tylerf.145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3871

    my neck
    my back
    my applesauce backpack

    • @ASeed17
      @ASeed17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your username is highly offensive

    • @wayverleesoulsong
      @wayverleesoulsong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some Lightwood is it if they’re trans tho?

    • @ASeed17
      @ASeed17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wayverleesoulsong Yes, because it can be potentially triggering for people with ptsd who have experienced verbal abuse. Also, this person is clearly just saying it as a joke which is downright disrespectful.

    • @thesecutor4625
      @thesecutor4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some Lightwood
      Then I guess they will just have to suffer

    • @abbyception0719
      @abbyception0719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @JasperButWithGucciFlipFlops Oop preach

  • @landonfisher3453
    @landonfisher3453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3909

    "Fantastic Beasts and How To Get All of 'Em" is such a simple goof, and yet I lose my shit every time.

    • @zurichRevolts
      @zurichRevolts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      i love that he keeps saying ‘Eddie Redman’

    • @unk4140
      @unk4140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      it's that classic Griffin joke structure where he's telling a story and references something, but at the last second, forgets the name of what he's talking about, and with held-back laughter decides to roll with a made up name he just thought of. I couldn't for the life of me show any other examples of this, but I know that fucking cadence as if it were my own sweet baby brother.

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Unk i have ADHD and constantly forget the names of everything, especially franchises i love. I’ve started using griffins strategy to make it seems like i’m joking and its worked absolute wonders.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My family has own version of the goof that came about because my dad couldn’t remember the difference between “how to train your dragon” and “fantastic beasts and where to find them” and it’s devolved to a point where my sister could call the movie “my magic pants, where are they?” And I’d know immediately what movie she was talking about

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Oli.V a year later and this reply still gives me that sweet, sweet combo of giggles n serotonin
      10/10 😆👌

  • @comfy_crystals8475
    @comfy_crystals8475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8506

    MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI AND IM ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE

    • @nadiaquandt8058
      @nadiaquandt8058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      420 likes,,, finally

    • @shawnaeatscats
      @shawnaeatscats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i reference this s o o f t e n

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my name is Pepsi Pibb. just wanted to tell someone this

    • @princessprotecterhornet9992
      @princessprotecterhornet9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just thought I’d tell everyone my name.... Coca-Cola Dr.pepper

    • @im.homesick
      @im.homesick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is off topic but your username is a homestuck reference

  • @sonnynewman7527
    @sonnynewman7527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8958

    why do none of these men look like they sound

    • @ytisnottwitter
      @ytisnottwitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

      You mean to tell me that Griffin doesn't look exactly the way he sounds?

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      @@ytisnottwitter Griffin looks like what he sounds, but the other two? Definitely not

    • @rustykettle6889
      @rustykettle6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Travis looks like Travis

    • @Outlawsrevenge1020
      @Outlawsrevenge1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You mean gay??

    • @kaetiijay1853
      @kaetiijay1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I didn't realize you meant the way their voice sounds and my first thought was "how can you even tell that someone is into that by looking at them"

  • @nellevator
    @nellevator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    Griffin is definitely a trickster god of some sort, hiding amongst us mere mortals.

    • @grimdarkAngel
      @grimdarkAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He is the DM for The Adventure Zone podcast, so he kinda is a god

    • @Maria-fz8km
      @Maria-fz8km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I wouldn’t say he’s hiding

    • @alexbojangles5007
      @alexbojangles5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maria Salter Likewise

    • @DarthShadow91
      @DarthShadow91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And yet his brothers tricked him into eating raw fettuccine from the bottles at Olive Garden.

    • @luciacampillo426
      @luciacampillo426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      all the McElroys are hiding gods

  • @crowskinned
    @crowskinned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    Griffin's Ice Cream tunes was the only wholesome one in this entire thing. Griffin's entire vibe is pure chaos. He isn't Chaotic Neutral or Good or Evil he's just Chaotic Chaotic.

    • @wayverleesoulsong
      @wayverleesoulsong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      alex november griffin McElroy: Chaotic Chaotic entity

    • @ororion212
      @ororion212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@wayverleesoulsong AKA Sprite Pepsi

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I believe Chaotic Chaos is the correct term

    • @stawbylemom
      @stawbylemom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alex november lawful chaotic

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in wonderful he’s very wholesome :)

  • @rubyc102
    @rubyc102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3436

    Justin giving out Griffin's phone number to try and ruin the footage is pretty much my favorite thing

    • @kyliep.4858
      @kyliep.4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time stamp?

    • @rubyc102
      @rubyc102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kyliep.4858 25:00

  • @onlyinsomniac
    @onlyinsomniac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    That Second Life clip tho. "This is a meeting of the minds here. We don't jump around and we don't fly all over the place." said while there's a weird & busty alligator woman in their pool.

    • @marsisgay936
      @marsisgay936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      And a purple dragon standing next to her

    • @grizzlebees9270
      @grizzlebees9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      As someone who used to play Second Life, i can confirm that there are a LOT of users who take that shit WAYYYYY too seriously. It makes the community feel real closed off.

    • @selenelillis519
      @selenelillis519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marsisgay936 Zq

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@julesking1303 like.. WHY tho???

  • @Starcrash6984
    @Starcrash6984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3601

    My favorite Griffin joke comes from The Adventure Zone (D&D Podcast), Murder on the Rockport Limited chapter 3.
    Griffin: "[You see] a young boy... dressed up very fancy, fancily."
    "Can I roll to see how fancy?"
    Griffin: "Sure"
    "It's a 17... plus...this number here..."
    Griffin: "Yeah, be sure to really add this up."
    "...minus one..."
    Griffin: "Minus one? Oh, then, you died."

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Oh my fucking god you just killed me. I was already laughing so hard from the video and now I'm fucking dead

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@VBandit47 I'm so sorry to hear you rolled a minus 1

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      My favorite Griffin TAZ moment is probably from the suffering game when Justin didn't have a d6 and Griffin said
      "how do you not have a 6 in there it comes with every board game" and Justin started to say "my daughter..." and griffin said "eats them for power????"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Virginia Mooney I _loved_ when during the first Interlude, Griffin (as The Director) was like “Can the contestants talk a little closer to the mic please?” I love fourth wall breaks

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@DeathnoteBB not necessarily a griff bit, but when during the suffering game (again) and taako's max hp got knocked to 49 and Griffin said "oh shit, that's just really low." And Justin said "Is it? Is it Griffin???"

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    The intense, never ending stare Griffin gives when his brothers read *"EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP"* is what always gets me.

    • @ashleyjohnson9651
      @ashleyjohnson9651 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i havent rewatched this compilation in over a year probably, and havent gotten to that part of it,
      and yet i know, and can perfectly picture, that part you're talking about

    • @thatsConkCreatBabey
      @thatsConkCreatBabey ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he looks like a great horned owl

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    the actual PAIN he put his brother through I'm crying

    • @ambermontgomery2959
      @ambermontgomery2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Are you talking about catlateral damage?

    • @trannyfragrance
      @trannyfragrance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Amber Montgomery just everything

    • @WolfgirlAidan
      @WolfgirlAidan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The full video is worth it

    • @Doc_Aspy
      @Doc_Aspy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's just siblings my dude

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If my brother did that to me I would've hung up by the 20 minute mark. Justin's patience is remarkable.

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    HEY EVERYBODY I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Couldn't be worse than how "that" election went

    • @waynek7953
      @waynek7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ruffrage

    • @Nepisalright
      @Nepisalright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don’t know who you are with your big mouth like that but that’s not how we behave here and I ʷⁱˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ--

    • @bkninja3172
      @bkninja3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I must know what video this is from. Help please

    • @sepiasmith5065
      @sepiasmith5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bkninja3172 the game was Second Life I think

  • @lisavine9650
    @lisavine9650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    The best thing about this is Justin's laughing during ever single bit.

  • @gracecity6782
    @gracecity6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    *oh my god roachie despawned*

  • @nschwartz311
    @nschwartz311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    Griffin is youngest sibling culture and as a youngest sibling myself I am here for it

  • @radcrabart
    @radcrabart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I literally never realized griffin did the “I don’t understand this meme and at this point I’m too afraid to ask” and I’ve been a fan for a while-

    • @miskathonic
      @miskathonic ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was also in that super old lightsaber fight meme video

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    If Griffin’s only claim to fame was Resume of the Future, he would still be one of my Top 10 Comedians of All Time.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ready to BUST A NUT up in this job!

  • @RawrMeansIDontLoveU
    @RawrMeansIDontLoveU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    The Catlateral Damage video is the best video on the internet, and if you haven't seen it in it's entirety, go do that right now. Preferably before you watch this one.

    • @travdump209
      @travdump209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      their PFP is our global goals

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I’m just gonna spoil the video right here real quick just incase anyone reading this doesn’t have to much free-time and has to go some where real quick:
      B O N U S S O D A

  • @sqwooshh
    @sqwooshh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Griffin endlessly torturing his oldest brother through Catlateral Damage is probably one of the greatest things I’ve experienced.

  • @mattew7890
    @mattew7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    I know a lot of people say this about a lot of things, but the McElroy brothers made me happy in a time when I felt horrible consistently. I watch this video when I feel sad and it cures that instantly

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm glad they've helped you through some hard times and continue to make you happy!

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every day sucks, but they (along with people like Ludwig the streamer, Jontron, CallMeCarson, jschlatt, etc.) help make it a bit more tolerable.

  • @PeaceBear16
    @PeaceBear16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    GRIFFIN WAS THE PIPIS ROOM DUDE THE WHOLE TIME?!

    • @literalruleslawyer
      @literalruleslawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Pipis Room

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Also for the one with the license plate saying HOTBOY

    • @saturnoperative4484
      @saturnoperative4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

    • @carabuker897
      @carabuker897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sarahb3nyakar wait really?

    • @miskathonic
      @miskathonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also the lightsaber meme

  • @UntrainableWizard
    @UntrainableWizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Who would have thought that the first thing I would see of Griffin, without even know who he is, would be him eating a banana whole for Sea of Thieves.
    I downloaded that video, and about 60 episodes into The Adventure Zone, stopped... Paused the podcast... Ran and got my phone... Found the video... And realised that Griffin McElroy, the man weaving this incredible story and doing these amazing voices, was the same man that I watched eat a banana whole on a video game interview.

    • @selenadew22
      @selenadew22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here but the first time I ever saw him was episode 1 of Griffin's Amiibo corner lmaO

    • @CrazyPangolinLady
      @CrazyPangolinLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s in so many things

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s a very talented guy! Comedy videos, songs about BDSM toys, and can craunch the cronchy banana. Multifaceted!

  • @Brettisen
    @Brettisen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    griffin provoking justin will never not be funny

    • @beckgh7270
      @beckgh7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      that's that babiest brother energy

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The opposite is also gold

  • @QueenofAnon
    @QueenofAnon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    “in case of a choking related emergency, i can just pull on the Choking Buddy and--AW, BEANS!”

  • @overcastart5769
    @overcastart5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    griffin did all of this. and he ALSO? did the “not all exits are made equal” monologue from taz balance???? wh

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pissfrog NO I'VE CRIED AT BALANCE ENOUGH TODAY

  • @plutototoh
    @plutototoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "You have no brother" IM CRYING JUSTIN OH MY God

    • @hp8685
      @hp8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Jessie Jameson I interpreted is as like, revoking Griffin's Travis Privileges. "You can be related to Travis and Justin again when you prove you can behave."

    • @kyliep.4858
      @kyliep.4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stamp?

  • @jagodakit
    @jagodakit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    “You live with me now, I’M YOUR DAD”

  • @jennifers8023
    @jennifers8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    It must be so hard to make these because every Griffin moment is The Best Griffin Moment

  • @xryptid
    @xryptid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    pete. pete. peter. pete. popcorn pete. popcorn pete. popcorn pete.

  • @rokronroff
    @rokronroff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Griffin imprisoning Justin in a neverending cycle of watching him play catlateral damage is legitimately the most machiavellian thing I've seen him do.

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    i love for Justin's tiny squeaks of laughter in the background

  • @ceilingeye
    @ceilingeye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    2:16 18:43
    These moments are how you know griffin is the youngest. These moments right here.

  • @limeslush1e
    @limeslush1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    hearing griffins voice without seeing him makes me envision him entirely differently even though i know exactly what he looks like

    • @visceralrat
      @visceralrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You’ve put it into words...

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its so wack like the first mcelroy content i watched was the saints row the third video and hes visible in that video!! albeit for about six seconds but like, he's there. ive known what this dude looks like since the first video. but somehow its different to see him on film doing things

  • @whatkindofnameisella682
    @whatkindofnameisella682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    three deep in the window is my favorite griffin bit ever. the storytelling. the relatability. the classic mcelroy cadence. doesnt get better than "for my second piss in an HOUR." one of the first mcelroy things i ever saw and it still remains supreme.

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5183

    This video is 42 minutes and 59 seconds long
    Feels like 5 though, dudnit?

  • @sleepyret
    @sleepyret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    I'm part car part boy boicar, the protector and king of chilladelphia

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      foreshadowing

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnyssaBall what even was that episode

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5468

    And now, for today's episode of "Men I Can't Believe Have A Stable Relationship With a Spouse and Also a Child"...

    • @meatmobile
      @meatmobile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      And then we realize these are all exactly the reasons why Griffin is the perfect warrior.

    • @yepisuredolikecats3979
      @yepisuredolikecats3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Ardyn Izunia some have said he might even be a demon of mischief who decided to stay in his disguised form, which is that of a Best buy employee

    • @ArcticChameleon
      @ArcticChameleon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I have said that many times about Griffin, along with the fact that he was a Forbes 30 under 30 too.

    • @jelliefishr2336
      @jelliefishr2336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Next episode: Sam Riegel

    • @johnblatt8032
      @johnblatt8032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I thought this initially but like over time, they are really genuine kind people and that gets you (some of) the girls

  • @Can_of_L
    @Can_of_L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Alternate title: Griffin being a bastard man for 42 minutes

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EllaBean “because Dennis is a bastard man!!”

    • @chardioic
      @chardioic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GippyHappy BECAUSE GRIFFIN IS A BASTARD MAN

  • @miskathonic
    @miskathonic ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Halfway through the "Short Term Plant Rental" joke, Travis just starts turning in circles staring at nothing, trying to figure out what the fuck Griffin is saying. And it kills me every time.

  • @very_much
    @very_much 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5669

    I really love the video of Griffin eating the banana funny starring Griffin, Pat, and absolutely no one else.

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      thank you for this

    • @outsideofadream
      @outsideofadream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Jmdietr The guy on the left turned out to be a creep.

    • @fairdot
      @fairdot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Jmdietr guy on the left got fired from Polygon for flirting over Twitter DMs too much

    • @StormBurnX
      @StormBurnX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      a bunch of unproven allegations that the guy on the left was supposedly a creep. alleged by video game devs of mediocre games that he had honest reviews for, and very seemingly a smear campaign from everything I've seen tbh. His youtube channel (babylonian) shows him still making videos with the same upbeat sense of humor and absolutely no creepy/harassing anything at all, so there's that too.

    • @Elkyrie2
      @Elkyrie2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      you can go there and stay there buddy

  • @darkvioletcloud
    @darkvioletcloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    Griffin is an international treasure.

    • @johnblatt8032
      @johnblatt8032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish I could cause him to see your comment. Agree 110%

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Griffin is an universal treasure.

    • @pppoopoo4880
      @pppoopoo4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James A Clouder Griffin is a multidimensional treasure

    • @Kade_Bauman
      @Kade_Bauman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh they all are

  • @kyro8559
    @kyro8559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    the short term plant rental bit is a classic

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    *OKAY THIS IS INTENTIONALLY THREATENING*
    26:10
    I had to timestamp this scene because it's my favorite & I can never find a good solo clip of it

    • @travisl5609
      @travisl5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      inkboy SP its from episode two of the show; i watch it on vrv :)

  • @nanoreo7098
    @nanoreo7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love the pure and wholesome joy when griffin asks roachie for his hand in mairrage, there's a pause...and then.."HE SAID YES"

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    you vore a banana *ONCE*

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      You vore a Fox McCloud amiibo ONCE

    • @prynxeofdarkness
      @prynxeofdarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "It's not vore if you chew~ ;)" -my entire d&d group

    • @mintmane
      @mintmane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@prynxeofdarkness Hi, just wanted to ruin this for you a year later, it *is* vore, just a different category of it.

    • @meta__1564
      @meta__1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gem Goodwin …CURSED 😩

    • @julesking1303
      @julesking1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, Griffin’s Amibo Corner is basically just a vore series

  • @nerdpiggy
    @nerdpiggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    I love this good good boy. Now all I need is for the gods to make 2 other 45-minute-long videos for the other brothers

  • @yayababatoto
    @yayababatoto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    My god that woman at the "meeting of the minds" was losing it

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She was kind of a bitch.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was a WOMAN? I thought it was a prepubescent boy?? Are we sure?

  • @Dallior
    @Dallior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The Cat-lateral Damage bit is the greatest example of brotherly relationships ever invented

  • @nicovaldez9482
    @nicovaldez9482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "eight foot *WHEEEEZE* Vertical leap. Okay that's very impressive. I do love to play basketball."

  • @notlad94
    @notlad94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love Griffin's website about him meeting Michael Jordan and the cast of Space Jam. It has such deep lore.

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "okay i stopped recording."

  • @zach7482
    @zach7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Griffin decided to take his time. And he's learnt a lesson about hubris" "NOOO COMEON!" "I'm frreeeee"

  • @battlemaxxed
    @battlemaxxed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    griffin not ending the video because he keeps getting new events and levels is almost exactly what adhd feels like

  • @sathona-professionallesbia7191
    @sathona-professionallesbia7191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    can’t believe that clip of griffo and the banana is just him and pat sitting there and there’s no one else!! there’s no one talking at all it’s just pat and griffin :)

    • @sathona-professionallesbia7191
      @sathona-professionallesbia7191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      just scrolled like an inch down in the comments and realized that i am not original!!!! credits to batman for their great and funny comment

    • @perky8390
      @perky8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i wish i understood this

    • @greeensouls9
      @greeensouls9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      perky's animations just griffin eating a banana next to his good friend pat :)

    • @perky8390
      @perky8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greeensouls9 no seriously i really dont get it

    • @greeensouls9
      @greeensouls9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      perky's animations hhhhh the other dude is a creep we dont associate

  • @claudiasturgell3118
    @claudiasturgell3118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7427

    The mcelroys are the embodiment of gay humor and they're all straight

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Huh.

    • @elpisflowers
      @elpisflowers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      Kyle Hart they said “The mcelroys are the embodiment of gay humor and they’re all straight”

    • @Blueklima9708
      @Blueklima9708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Stephen Eberhard
      The McElroys

    • @jccs98
      @jccs98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what

    • @Blueklima9708
      @Blueklima9708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Stephen Eberhard
      They
      Their humor is what gay humor is

  • @megstubing
    @megstubing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    The cronch heard around the world.

  • @benisbread8699
    @benisbread8699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    This is a man I have chosen to admire...
    I have no regrets

  • @neospacez
    @neospacez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Absolutely obsessed with the sound Griffin's mic makes when he sets it down in amiibo corner

  • @kailey8397
    @kailey8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    As someone who exclusivly knows them from The Adventure Zone, hearing their voices coming out of actual faces is surreal

  • @morkie98
    @morkie98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    This video is 43 min long...... feels like 5 tho donnit?

  • @thenormalestgirl
    @thenormalestgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    IM PART BOY, PART CAR, BOYCAR, PROTECTER AND KING OF CHILLIDELPHIA

  • @SpenserPrichard
    @SpenserPrichard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    As soon as Turbovicki in bball gear graced my screen I knew this was gonna be a great use of my next 43 minutes

  • @demogorgon8316
    @demogorgon8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    And to this day I still say "I'm part boy, part car, carboy, protECTER AND KING OF CHILLIDELPHIA" and "there's an alligator woman down here"

  • @KellseyAlexHipo
    @KellseyAlexHipo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The first clip is funnier if you've listened to the episode of Wonderful! where Griffin and Rachel talk about how he tried out for the basketball team every year in elementary school and he never made it

  • @bucket4459
    @bucket4459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    doctor: you have 42 minutes and 58 seconds left to live
    me: watches this

    • @WhiteDragoon68
      @WhiteDragoon68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honestly, I would need a couple extra seconds on that because you know I gotta watch that Banana Cronch more than one time dog.

    • @ellasophia2651
      @ellasophia2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *is left with one second and dies with unfinished buisness*

    • @aceorsst1355
      @aceorsst1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ellasophia2651 that's good, then you can come back to haunt the internet and watch this for eternity

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    Griffin McElroy is an immortal being, much like John Mulaney, Jeff Goldblum, and possibly George Clooney (but we aren't sure if Cloony is truly immortal). How can this beautiful boy switch between Griffin's Ammibo Corner and his narrations in TAZ. He can't, unless he has taken in many lifetimes.
    Edit: Due to careful consideration (in light of recent events), Keanu Reeves has been added to this list. Lin-Manuel Miranda as well, and we apologize for how overdue this addition has been (we’d like to point out, however, that he was not born immortal, and we are still unsure as to how he gained immortality)
    Edit Two: Hello all, yes, we have more additions to our ever-expanding list. I’d quickly like to give a brief thanks to those who provide us with this crucial information. Betty White has been added-an embarrassing mistake to leave her out in the first place-as well as Hozier, one of if not THE oldest immortal on record to date. Thanks again, and we hope to increase our list evermore in the future.

    • @hygiei
      @hygiei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      the lost century adventure zone arc was a thinly veiled autobiography

    • @alanalan6559
      @alanalan6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      JOSEPH SABLOSKY the McElroy family has existed since the beginning of time and will continue to do so until the end of time.

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love that the names Griffin McElroy and John Mulaney are both in one sentence

    • @intertenera
      @intertenera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      voting for lin manuel miranda to go on this list

    • @sydneycottrell6742
      @sydneycottrell6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Griffin is an immortal but he doesnt know it yet he still thinks hes a normal guy

  • @lizoliver3021
    @lizoliver3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    10:16 the absolute emotional whiplash from "one dragon is cool" to _screams of agony and aching_ is immaculate

  • @JustBronzeThingsLoL
    @JustBronzeThingsLoL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    If it wasn't for his crippling fear of crowds, Griffin could kill as a stand up comedian. That airplane bit killed me, i am dead.

  • @atthepartycheers
    @atthepartycheers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “leave me SOMETHING? NOTHING? YOU LEAVE ME NOTHING? THIS HOW YOU DO ME???” makes me break out into giggles immediately

    • @cultbaby1173
      @cultbaby1173 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use that quote in my day to day life 😅

  • @danielle6008
    @danielle6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    where is the "i think dogs should vote" video from bc i'm crying laughing

    • @narrativematters4100
      @narrativematters4100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The Second Life, Second Chances Monster Factory miniseries (sponsored by Totino's®)!

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      dog VOTE! dog VOTE! dog SUFFRAGE!
      th-cam.com/video/orrcgpJ5tQ4/w-d-xo.html (part 1. you're welcome)

    • @danielle6008
      @danielle6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tysm !!

    • @kmlac6596
      @kmlac6596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the best video series on TH-cam!!

    • @neilio05
      @neilio05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t like this, it has 420 likes

  • @cleown5123
    @cleown5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    he could breakdance and he was my sonsband

  • @owlpip8992
    @owlpip8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    i just think he’s neat

  • @oskarcarnwath9665
    @oskarcarnwath9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    the genuine fear in his voice when he spawned all the dragons kills me

  • @literalruleslawyer
    @literalruleslawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    backpack for his applesauce
    BACKPACK FOR HIS APPLESAUCE
    JA'AM GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE
    everybody catch this juicy ja'am wave

  • @redactedwatkins6195
    @redactedwatkins6195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i cant listen to the ice cream songs without hearing the louie zong keyboard

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “There’s a 4:20 A.M too!?!?” Just thought that was a fun one today

  • @saturnoperative4484
    @saturnoperative4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    something about his speech pattern is so fucking incredible and i cannot for the life of me figure out why i love it so much

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    God, to be in the studio when they tried to come up with a porn-name joke that didn't end with all three of them having the same one...

  • @thisisfine9586
    @thisisfine9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The fact that I can recite most of these with his exact cadence and tone is something that brings me great pride and shame

  • @LeeaGalaxies
    @LeeaGalaxies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    I'm dying at [REDACTED] being scribbled out of the banana moment

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    6:05 THAT COCONUT BONK SOUND WHEN HE PUTS ITH MICROPHONE DOWN IS KILLING ME

    • @jessidawn5321
      @jessidawn5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THIS

  • @patriciamolinari1394
    @patriciamolinari1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    this video actually changed my life introducing me to the mcelroys which got me into taz which got me into dnd and it makes me so happy i hope the creator knows how much this vid means to me

  • @michaelbruins
    @michaelbruins ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There has never been a time when this is recommended and I do not watch it. For years this video has brought so much joy.

  • @gobsmacked2740
    @gobsmacked2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    WAIT HES THE GUY WHO JUDGES AMIBOS BY EATING THEM

  • @meatmobile
    @meatmobile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    The censorship of Lord Voldemort so we don't have to gaze upon his ghastly visage is a great measure to protect your viewers.

    • @peroxidekitty
      @peroxidekitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't agree with what you did to Noctis but I do agree with you on this.

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm new, I need context

    • @jane-the-mentalist
      @jane-the-mentalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liriodendronlasianthus he was very sexual on twitter DM's and was accused of doing it with minors but that wasn't proven to my knowledge

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Am I the only one who WANTS to be 3 deep in the window so that I can paint my gundam models with acrylic paint in peace?

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Man i expected atleast one of these to be something i hadnt seen before. (This is not an insult to you this is simply a goof about how i have seen hundreds of hours worth of mcelroy content and its disgusting)

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      B-atiful! It's been scientifically proven that the McElroys have healing properties and that long-term exposure to them can result in increased blood flow to the brain, enhanced dunking abilities, and immortality.

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Side effects include calling everything a “boy” and perceiving everything as a vore thing. They're worth it.

    • @ambermontgomery2959
      @ambermontgomery2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MisterAppleEsq the McElroy brothers are the reason my friends have a "vore jar" anytime you make a vore joke, its 50 cents in the jar

  • @Misspip1993
    @Misspip1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Griffin saying
    “New Duckburg! come out and play!” kills me every damn time.

  • @shadowfire04
    @shadowfire04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    ah. now i can put a face to the dnd master and his bros
    one of them looks like who i was expecting them to, the other two don't.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yuan Yuan none of them look like their voices to me

  • @spacequeenexe6256
    @spacequeenexe6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    six word story: “oh my god, roachie just despawned”