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- John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane. Epic Rap Battles Of History.
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The idea of John Wick correcting McClane about the mujahideen is not something I would have thought of - but I'll be damned if it's not absolutely accurate. Genuinely one of my favourite lines.
Also,it ain't that much of a correction. The ogs from mujahideen were the ones who formed Taliban
Same people, mujahideen members made up the taliban
When I hear mujahadeen I just think of call of duty black ops 2 honestly
@@icy_avxry8357 This is not accurate as the Mujahideen were made up of several groups opposing the Soviet-backed government. This government was widely disliked in Afghanistan due to their willingness to execute political enemies and allowed groups with differing goals to come together. After the collapse of the communist government, these groups eventually splintered apart in a civil war that the Taliban won.
@@shahsadsaadu5817
OGs from the Mujahideen also formed the opposition to the Taliban in the Northern Alliance as well.
The most dangerous trio of John's ever seen.
Only missing John Marston
Quartet. You couldn't see the Marine I'm guessing, but his name is John
@@lilcatfish1105 he'd show up and hogtie these 3 clowns for a $5 bounty lol
@@lilcatfish1105 and John Price
John Cena
Fun fact: John Wick was initially titled "Scorn". The reason, Screenwriter Derek Kolstad explained, was that Keanu Reeves kept referring to the script by the character’s name and distributor Lionsgate believed it would be too much free publicity to lose.
Detective Micheal Scoon
That’s actually really cool
lmao the bots are already here
@@heydavid4883 Yeah, it sucks.
Another hood classic
I love how their raps fit their fighting styles.
Mcclane’s was tongue in cheek, creative, and full of cursing.
Wick’s was clean, smooth, and once he started his flow never stopped.
Rambo’s was emotional, chaotic and intense.
👍👍
Great crtique
Yeah, this is one of their better ones, for sure. Nailed it!
“I slip in the jungle like a ghost and then ding! I pop up right behind ya like toast” is such a goofy ass line yet it’s probably one of my favorites from this video
Yeah
@@lucasvincent3021Same, yo. The tree camo visual just serves to make it even funnier.
This is the Christmas gift we didn't deserve but one we Definitely needed....
Oh yeah.
k.
for reals i've been waiting for this one for a long time
Im surprised they still post. Been watching since 2010, it’s crazy the dedication they have
Amen
McClane’s line about “pushing up daisies” hits harder when you remember that Wick’s dog is named Daisy.
holy SHIT
Dunno, never watched these movies.
no need to remember he mentions that was his dogs name in the prior verse.
@@olenhol2przez4 put on your coolkid sunglasses and moonwalk outta here then.
If you didn’t know the name it can seem to just be a line referencing that the dog is dead,
This format really deserves more recognition for how difficult it is to put together. A three way battle that is a COHESIVE project/product through and through is so impressive. I would ABSOLUTELY love to see more three way battles like this. The construction of this is just phenomenal and satisfying to watch play out, agh. It's literally like, well, it's like a movie, lol!
The philosophers one was pretty epic. I learned how to spell Nietzsche correctly without fail.
I like it but realised it had 223 comments and couldnt ruin the beauty of that
@@cmendr011 i love caesar v chaka zulu
EXACTLY! Now I want a battle like Ponce de Leon vs. Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft (or Nathan Drake)
I hope everyone knows that I'm spitting every comment to this beat and it actually flows.
The "I'm thinking you're expendable" has to be the line that got me 😂
Late answer, but it is also a nice reference to the "Expendables" movies ^^
@@KudryavkaGamingWhat do you mean also? That was the only reference.
John wick win this one
"All your kids still have 'decent dad' on their wishlist." That one was brutal.
The only thing getting ruined is mclane family christmas
Whoa! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows.
@@HeysStuff Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?
@@LizzieourWorld Those were mujahideen, there's a difference
The Taliban formed in the 90's, when you fell off with a vengeance
@@EiGuardianOfEternity hey! who the f*** asked you, dog pound? why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground
The line “your kids still have decent dad on their wishlist” was hilarious
“Woah, Rambo’s dropping bombs in his flows, your friends in the taliban, help you write those!”
@@supbrahimhammer.421 “Those were Mujahideen. There’s a difference! The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.”
@@shanthegamer21seriously who the fuck asked John wick.
@@shanthegamer21 "Hey! Who the fuck asked you dog pound?"
Seriously, it was one of the strongest hits in this battle for me, maybe even the strongest. But then again, there is John Wick's opening line...
The first real triple threat battle and has Zach in it. Okay, no need to spoil me for Christmas ERB team
Love you Skyler. Look forward to the reaction
@@ERB Next time, can you do John Ritter vs. Don Knotts?
@@ERB Please do John Ritter, the star of THREE'S COMPANY vs. Don Knotts from THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW. Please?
@@HuskyDog88 They would have to explain who those people were for half their audience.
@@robloughrey John Ritter, the star of Three's Company, and Don Knotts, who did Barney Fife in The Andy Griffith Show.
"I seek peace but I'm packing parabellums" is a smarter joke than any Sylvester Stallone character has ever made before.
That line keeps popping back into my head 😆
Mixing classic Latin quotes and ammo lore
The “John Shaft” quadruple meaning of the elevator shafts in Die Hard, the mine shafts in Rambo, a penis shaft, and John Shaft from the Shaft franchise is unappreciated genius
I guess. Tf? Cringe
@@analias3483 snob
@@analias3483 wtf bro?
Who is ANYONE to argue with that 0_0 ?!!
@@analias3483 its gunna be a sad day when I can no longer dislike comments like these.
Fun fact: This is the first ERB where three characters officially battle each other, not as cameos.
Love It!
Wepic Rap Battles
History in the making
Yup
this is a true story.
John had good disses, but then John had great flow, until John came in and stole the show. So ultimately, I'd say John won.
But what about John thoe?
which john lol
I johned.
I was kind of hoping that John Matrix (Commando)would show up
Perfect comment. 10/10, would recommend
It's a subtle touch, but I love the inclusion of sleigh bells in the beat during McClane's verse.
I just noticed that John McClane's verse, as well as when he raps at the end, has sleigh bells in the instrumental not present in anyone else's verse. Nice touch. I guess ERB is pro-"Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
I mean... Die Hard is a chrismas movie. "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho"
Check the behind the scenes video, they explain how for each of the characters they added certain musical effects to highlight each John
"A movie is a Christmas movie if you take Christmas out and the movie wouldn't work"
Die Hard only works because he was going back to see his kids for Christmas. Therefore its a Christmas movie.
@@randomlowe3553 But replace Christmas with any other family deadline and the movie still makes sense. If he was trying to get back to his family for Easter, a birthday or an anniversary it would literally not effect the plot at all. And since that deadline is the only real usage of Christmas in the film its not a Christmas film.
@@sebpaine9095 I mean, I see your point and it could be most other holidays (except for that fact it’s a Christmas party his wife’s at which I don’t think would’ve happened at many other holidays), I think while it COULDVE been any other holiday, it was Christmas. Just because it could’ve been something else doesn’t mean it’s no longer it’s a Christmas movie, it just means they happened to choice him going home for Christmas
So I’d say it is personally
love how McClane's got the christmas beat, Wick the tactical-sounding synth beat, and Rambo the aggressive tense beat
Rambo got that Goldsmith intensity.
Nice catch! I had to go back and listen to it again after seeing your comment.
I already pointed this out.
But I guess you said it louder
when rambo’s verse starts..its the instrumental of the beginning of first blood..nice touch
Aren't all three movies set during Christmas? I know Die Hard and Rambo are. Tho I have never seen any of them.
“The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance” actually made me cackle.
What does it mean?
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard With A Vengeance was 1995, which is close to when the Taliban formed.
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 die hard with a vengeance is the third die hard movie, and markedly less good than the first two.
The Taliban line should be obvious
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard movies went down in quality rather drastically through the 90's, ending with "Die Hard with a Vengeance".
@@superanimeniac Die Hard with a Vengeance is much better than Die Hard But In An Airport.
3:10 was expecting to hear "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing" haha
Me to friend, funny how similar it sounded
i swear mitt romney played john mcclaine or whoever it was
@@billybobjankens12Yep, Lloyd did them both
@@deltaacegaming3934 The fact they sound similar probably has to do with them both being played by EpicLLOYD.
When he said “oops” it sounded almost identical to his Trump voice
Zach, not only did you nail the rap, you perfectly imitated all of John Wicks tempo, movements, and ticks. Absolutely beautiful.
100%
Rapping WHILE doing a Keanu impression!? Gold
Thanks guys
The voice was all wrong though.
I like his internal rhynes too. Totally nailed it
@@josephwinborne3620 what? lol whatever man
Fun fact, Peter didn't have to wear a muscle suit to play Rambo
Hold up what?!
Lol I remember when he played a similar role with that Hulk Hogan Muscle Suit so many years ago.
Fun fact, I watch your pokemon videos
He was wearing a muscle suit?!?
Fun fact: Patterrz has never lost a nuzlocke. A feat so legendary it has only been matched by Lavar Ball, who has never lost a one on one basketball game in his life.
ERB truly mastered their craft because a 1 on 1 on 1 battle was something I didn't expect and really loved the action of it
Oh shit the lords themselves hearted me
Well, we had James Bond vs Austin Powers.
This is the second rap where there are more than one rapper and all the rappers fight each other at least once.
i still miss the background spinning..
@@MrAlias-oc8uk I know, but this is the first one where they start out like this
@@MrAlias-oc8uk Um... arguably no?
3:03 "I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts,
Simon says you can PTSDeez nuts!" - Rambo spitting fire 🗣🔥
You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Zach Sherwin
Agreed, his rhyme schemes are impeccable
I surely missed him in these! Great to see him in this.
@@NadeTheFun "Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly, I'll but you both in tombs, call it cryptocurrency".
Lost my ever loving shit. Love ERB, but Zach Sherwin is at such a different level that you can always tell which lines he's written. The flow and structure is just otherworldly.
@@Ryan-nm8pw you can really tell which lines he wrote in every rap battle he's in
he's quite literally the best ERB actor
So now that Pete has played Ted of “Bill and Ted”, and Zach has played John Wick, we just need Lloyd to play Neo for the ERB Keanu Reeves tri-force to be complete!
I pitch Wachowski Sisters vs Coen Brothers
Neo in the background
Or maybe a holy trinity 😏
that genius watching ted with these like elite soldiers would be hilarious
Then they battle
NEO VS JESUS
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
Wick's voice was so on point. And not only ERB is back, but they've brought Sherwin as well!
I can really hear keanu there. . Awesome
had to wonder why zach seemed to drop off the map.
@@jorgey4 he's still a co-writer on most ERBs
@@jorgey4 I think he's been writing for most of them. I've heard his signature style of lyric-writing here and there. But it's awesome to see him on the screen today after a while!
Fun fact today this video is officially 2 years old and still one of the best ERBs
Well, I apply the line "one the best ERBs" to basically every second ERB
@@Puschit1 alright
@Puschiti do too1
I mean they've only released 3 more since then so that doesn't mean much lol
@@FlyingLine good point
I’ve seen this like 20 times and only just realized the absurdity of a Mexican stand off with an RPG
M.A.D mutually assured destruction 😂
Well, Rambo is from the 80's, that is like standard procedure for him
Nah, it's an RPG-7 which uses a directed shaped charge and not just a 'fireball explosion', so 2 of them might survive
Yeah, like NavyVet said, it's a situation of M.A.D
WTF cabron.
Best flow: John Wick
Best disses: John McClane
Best portrayal: John Rambo
Overall winner: John
@@floofles9473 To me, Wick's flow was buttery. That's not saying McClane's flow was bad, but I believe that overall, Wick has better flow. That's also not to say that Wick has no disses, which isn't true. I just think McClane's were either a) funnier or b) harder hitting.
overall loser: Mujahiden
Jon Taffer vs Steve Wilkos vs Les Gold
@@logangibson1571 ?????
Fax
Hope you all enjoy this one! Was great to have Zach back on screen and a special shout out to our patron army. Love you all. X
Janis Joplin vs Amy Winehouse
Lets be real
Nobody win because everybody kills each other
Saddam Hussein vs Osama bin Laden
i was so waiting for john shaft...maybe next time
Seeing Zach’s flows, you absolutely need to do anything that pits him against Dan Bull
1:39 Such an underrated bar. Elevator shaft, mineshaft, such wieners you should both be called John SHAFT, the wordplay goes crazy. Zack Sherwin has got to be behind it
It’s ludicrous how well these three play these specific characters. Zach particularly nailed Keanu’s awkward little mannerisms.
Critikal would look more like him though
Zach is always quality.
@yaboi347 lol
Yeah the little head shakes/movement is 100% on point.
@@socksoriginal Ew no
"you, less survival knife,
you, survival wife"
HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT
Oh yeahm
Glad he did though!
Rap battles are Not for the *Weak* 🤣🤣
too bad no survival family
"John Wick, I'm efficient and lean, a proficient professional killing machine" I'm obsessed with everything about this part
Zach's flow and rhymes were fucking crazy
@@Belkak021 how was his flow crazy?
@@skipper6-9 Look at them internal rhyme schemes and alliteration
@@skipper6-9 1:54 enough said.
Ditto. His opening is epic. 'oohh...' *flicks phone open* 'I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two'.
That survival knife/wife line...
And wicks last bar hit with the 2 pistols as well
John won
John was Ok. But John was my favourite.
SCRU!!
John approves this statement
scru won
scru face john
I wanna say this before it gets lost in the comment weeds:
We all really appreciate the super hard work you guys put into making these. Ten years going with this series, and it's still as fresh as it ever was. You people are insanely talented, and we're thankful to have you.
Well said
Absolutely spot on.
I couldn’t have said it better myself ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You said it perfectly
As fresh as it ever was? This stuff is way better than when they started, it's only gotten better with age!
its crazy that these guys being 40 now makes them look more like the characters they're playing.
Was that a insult or a compliment 😂😂
Wait...They're 40?????
2/3 of the people who actually played the characters they're playing in the video are twice their real life age 😂.
@@dread1262 nice peter is 42 and epicloydd is 44
@@dread1262 yeah its weird to think about but ERB started when they were already 30 something
“Then DING! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!” 😂
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
is this a glitch or does this comment with 670 likes not have any replies?
what chest butter means ?
@@hellatze I'm 90 percent sure it's talking about the fact that Rambo's chest is very shiny
@@Skibiditoiletsigma123 Weird, right? It's almost as if people can like something without saying anything.
The delivery of "Nothing is over, nothing, you just don't turn it off" and "I'm thinking I'm back" we're perfect. Like it was straight from the films.
yeah as much as it isn’t a good rap line. it’s still my favorite
Also the yipee-ki-yay
Those references made me crack a smile
We're perfect?
The I'm thinking I'm back line has me wanting to watch the series over again holy fucc
Best flow: John Wick
Best Disses: John McClane
Best Acted: John Rambo
Losers: All Terrorists
FACTS !
I mean, except for Rambo's buddies?
Agreed!
Winners: Anyone who watches the video.
Terrorists, the high table, the cartel
"You're both a funeral suit away from presentable". MY GOD THAT GOES HARD.
But what about "I'm thinking i'm back, and i'm thinking you're EXPENDABLE!"?
"Only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas, All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wish-list."
Easily one of the best disses ever.
Ok
Yup.
Yeah, I found that one hilarious
It was probably the funniest most brutal line. Think about it, he went after his family. How do you recover that when you know he's not lying.
that crypto line was genius
"I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency."
Zach is a lyrical genius 😂
And "Hitcoin". lol
i didn’t get it
didnt expect crypto get roasted in this one.
Is it his writing, tho? I thought the guest stars only rap what they are given by the boys.
@@yng_louie6367 a crypt is basically an underground graveyard,so hitcoin and "crypt"ocurrency is a wordplay off of bitcoin and cryptocurrency
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao
I went weak at the Compound Bow line. 🤣
Masterpiece. Such a smooth flow.
When Rambo started with the " Nothing is over!" i completely lost it 😂😂😂 that was funny AF
John McClane: Best disses
John Wick: Best flow
John Rambo: Best acting
Edit: back for the extras boys!
Winner: John
Loser: John Wick's dog's killer (Iosef)
Yup
made my day :D
Overall winner: Pompey
@@kaizoisevil💀
@@kaizoisevilpompey always wins
Shoutout to the costume team. I swear if I didn't see this was ERB, I would have thought I was seeing the actual John McClane
This really reminds of old-old school ERB. Seems like they had fun with this one.
Good to see em getting back to the formula, never lost love for em but for awhile it seemed like they were more focused on "advancing" technologically
i hope so, tbh isk the last few have felt off
They should’ve stopped the deez nuts after season 2 😭😭
Old school erb had wack bars though
No. not old old-school. Somwhere at end point. Old-school were not as much fictional charachters, but real people from history.
That "how about a little hakuna matata baba yaga?" IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥
This line is on repeat in my head
I love how Rambo started his part by acting, like he was going for an oscar
Straight tribute to the first movie.
@@lysanamcmillan7972 yeah I straight-up went back and looked up Rambo nothing is over speech he's talking about all this teammates dying and getting blown up in front of them and Buddy wanted to rule out in this 58 Chevy until the wheels fell off
This is one of the ERBs that aren't one-sided. Props to everyone who helped create this masterpiece! 👏 👏
Thank you Abraham Lincoln
I thought John was the best.
its completely one sided John McLane won it hands down
Lincoln don't go to a theater
@@idakev john is better tbh
Im genuinely astonished how insanely good this is, its definitely you guy's best work yet.
3:09 you know you've listened to ERB too many times when after McClane says, "what are you doing?"
your brain finishes it as, "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
Nostalgia at its finest
Annie Oakley VS Calamity Jane
Oh man, I'm not the only one!
Literally me. LOL
Yesss 😭
The first ERB that justifies having subtitles. There’s no way I would’ve gotten through Rambo’s verse without’em.
100% true. Respect to Peter for rapping in Stallone slur. Commit!
It's easier for me to read than hear words -- my HEARING is fine, my brain just finds it hard to process speech when there's any sort of background noise -- so I was automatically reading the subtitles, and I didn't even REALIZE it was hard to follow, since I got all the words from what was written, until I read your comment. Then I went back and watched it again, and huh, it IS pretty badly slurred.
“Too bad your hairline couldn’t get saved by Steve Urkel’s neighbor” alone was enough to make Rambo’s rap awesome. Lol.
My favorite is "Ding! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!" And "Simon Says you can PTSDeez Nuts!"
Carl Winslow lmaoo
the fact rambo voice stayed on point while rapping was so good.
All three of you really nailed your characters in this battle. Peters Rambo had me constantly laughing, Lloyds Mclane was on point and I was shocked at how well Zack fit the role of Wick. One of your best battles in my opinion, loved it.
Zack's Wick was my favourite, it's not an _exact_ impression but it's the over exaggerated simplicities that really sells it as John Wick. Peter and Lloyd are as rad as always ofc; they have always nailed their characters.
@@iblame_nargles It's more of an impersonation than an impression
dont care + you are a weeb + cringe
@@versaillesbitch342 how is he a weeb he is complimenting the battle get your facts straight before you try to act like your a menace and plus just because he had a anime picture doesn't make him a weeb he just watches anime
"I'm thinking I'm back and I'm thinking you're expendable"
It's only a matter of time until Keanu Reeves makes it into an Expendables movie like Stallone and Willis.
That would be sick honestly. All the other loud juicehead type characters would contrast with Wick being brooding and quiet.
A mere chhote bhai ki chanel hai.
Have him be a data smuggler/Hacker like Johnny Mneumonic, Matrix. His kill game is only there as a necessary auxillary skill.
That would be Stellar!
Honestly I don't see it. He isn't really from the same kind of movies. Action, sure, but not the "muscles and explosions and hot chicks" action movies.
"Only one of us can go three chapters without sucking" wick really murdered them right then and there
It wasn't accurate at all though. Die Hard 2 was good and Die Hard 3 was the best one in the whole franchise. It started to suck with 4.
And I wouldn't even say Rambo 2 and 3 were bad, it's just that it was a major tonal shift from the first movie and kind of ruined its message.
@@giantWario die hard 2 & 3 suck ass compared to the first. ur tripping.
@@gutcheckfm Couldn't disagree more, I just told you I consider 3 to be the best one. 2 was kind of unimaginative mind you, it was the exact same formula as the first movie but you could say the same thing about John Wick Chapter 2, it's not necessarily such a bad thing.
@@giantWario well the first 3 john wick films have been fairly consistent with their themes , tones and practically everything else so i dare say that mr. Wick has beat the other 2 in that plus from audience stand point they revived the macho action hero genre and keanu reaves carrier and nailed him as THE action hero of our time to the point that its unlikely that he will not have to play in movies like expendables for quite some time (if ever)
@@giantWario Yeah...but the Die Hard and Rambo sequels didn't have the box office success that the wick movies did. It's also clearly the only series that was intended to be a series, the Rambo and Die Hard sequels were just tacked on cash grabs.
This is probably the best erb I have watched personally
This is one of my favorites. All three of you guys did an amazing job. Hard to pick a clear-cut winner.
Hey Tabor! Didn't expect to see you here!
But clearly, John won
@@0Thren nah in my opinion John takes it over John
We all know McClane with the more survival wife line
Lol not nice peter. Other two did good
Thank you for homaging not just the bloodthirsty Rambo from the latter films, but also the PTSD-addled, mistreated war vet from First Blood. Frankly still some of Stallone's best acting in that movie, talking about how he went from soldier in the world's most expensive armies to unwanted hobo.
@Seer-of-things end You're the one who is a cringy meathead. He's actually incredibly intelligent...
@Seer-of-things end at least he didn’t fell off as hard as Bruce Willis
@@moncay3238 Yoooooo, right
Yeah it’s sad that too many people only remember that Rambo is a hyper violent killer without knowing that he was a tragic character with PTSD.
I mean I'm pretty sure they had no source material for Rambo after first blood. Because I think he commits suicide in the book.
That was fantastic. I feel like John Wick’s lines were better, Rambo’s fit his character the best, and John McClane’s hit the hardest
They did really well matching the styles to each character
Definitely.
I totally concur with your analysis!
k.
I agree, Wick had the mad flows, McClane dropped the bombs and Rambo had the best character. I call it a tie each had their place
Seeing them all squared off like that reminds me of The Office when Michael, Andy, and Dwight were all double agents 🤣
Best delivery of catchphrase: McClane
Would win an actual brawl: Rambo
Would win an actual gunfight: Wick
Rap Battle winner: John
you wildin John won not John or John
actually the winner would be John
Your all wrong, John would obviously win
I'm not so sure John has pretty good chances as well.
John had one of the best disses and best flows in the season
My takeaway from this battle is that McClane had brutal disses, Wick has impeccable flow, And Rambo has *STICK SWORDS* .
And an RPG!
PTSDeez nuts was amazing
@@lamdog1490 Mclane Family Christmas!
And PTSD.
@@Areaith and ptsdeez nuts 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"This is exactly how I wanted to go out of 2021" - *guns drawn, mouths fired.* Thank you ERB!
I absolutely loved this battle. Wick comes out of nowhere just dropping disses on both. This has savage lines also. “McClanes family Christmas”, “Hairline”/ “Steve Erkel’s neighbor”, and the “Shaft” lines were brutal. Best ERB I saw in a while and easily now one of my top 3 favorites.
I love how John Rambo's verse sounds like "Californication".
Whoa crazy seeing on of the greats here, need to get you on this RBOH against someone
Better get some more TOILET PAPER
It's actually meant to resemble the theme song of Rambo First Blood. The song is called "It's a long road" by Jerry Goldsmith.
Moms Spaghetti vs Bitch Lasagna
What's good Tim!!! Can't wait to see the Colosseum in Feburary!!
“Only thing gettin ruined is McClane family christmas, all your kids still have ‘decent dad’ on their wishlist”
Damn son 🔥
That's where he won lol
McClane’s first verse is one of the best I’ve heard in a while, I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about it
His is my favorite, but John Wick is a very close second lol.
I said the same thing
“Hakuna Matata Baba Yaga,” is one of my favorite lines in the whole battle.
I know, the line about never taking the W without the P and O is genius.
That "The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell of with a vengeance".
This is such an absolute banger from start to finish. More gold than the briefcase under Wick's floor.
This has to be the most epic version of We Three Kings I've ever seen!
Just slightly less epic than Roosevelt vs Churchill.
Can't wait for the whole crew to react to it
React to this!
Waves from the comments section
Oh shoot, the renegades gang are here, can't wait to see your reaction to this. 😁
“All your kids still have decent dad on their Wishlist” was the best line 😂
He did mcclane so dirty with that line.
@@Saltylady662 legit rolled in the dirt filthy line
idk the "does your lip hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you string that shit up from your compound bow" hit me hard in the mental visuals lol
Facts
@ggn networks facts
I have been asking for McClane vs. Rambo for a while, Wick thrown into the mix was amazing! Thanks, ERB!
It didn't feel like it hit all that hard ngl
Shaft, John Shaft should have been included as he is that bad man
@@matthewbrown878 Damn, imagine him as a surprise visitor.
@@markymarkfresh7461 that’s a shame but i like it
“Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?”
Mad Barney bars 0:45
Best disses: McClane
Best flow: Wick
Best presentation: Rambo
Overall winner: The funeral industry (just look at that bodycount, sheesh)
Had to give Rambo something, cause his rapping was pretty bad.
@@Comin4mine That's just true to his character, though. It'd be _weird_ if Rambo, the mush-mouthed, traumatized war vet mostly known for being a strong silent type (except for a few barely comprehensible speeches), dropped bars as well as McClane or Wick.
I was wondering who won. It was really hard.
The funeral industry is tight
@@cjmarugg2340 wow wow wow... wow
Felt like a really old-style ERB, especially with Sherwin also back. lots of fun!
Agree!
Kinda season four-esque
Reminded me of the directors battle
Glad that each character has exactly 53 seconds, it's nice when everyone gets an equal amount of time
Unlike that extremely one sided Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner ERB
@@samoangimli2640
Yeah, Hulk had like, 13 seconds while Jenner had a damn minute.
Yet Hulk won... brutally.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
If we where on reddit you would get an award
@@samoangimli2640 and Joe Biden vs Trump, biden had an absolute unlimited round, it was bad lmao
This is the erb that made me watch all these franchises
And what a journey because they've become some of my absolute favorites
So glad to see Zach back, his Shaft line was priceless
oh hey its TRO, didn't expect to see you here
Oh hi right opinion, nice to see you here :)
U be analyzing the meaning of life while you listen to ERB aren't you bruv? 😂
You listening to this is proof you're an epic gamer.
TRO is here
I love just how horrible Rambo raps. Its perfectly accurate, just how I would imagine Stallone would if he tried.
I honestly kinda feel like they did rambo dirty here, like he was in it for comic relief more than for actually being an epic part of the genre. He was fun, don't get me wrong, but he did not feel as hard hitting as the other 2. Also, the voice does not really feel on point to me. Mcclane's kinda gives me the same vibe but in the end he does at least feel like it was coming from a place of authenticity, whereas the stalone impression felt more like a parody :(
@Tin Watchman Yes it does. It's on point, but still horrible
@@horiavelciu31 the ding part killed them all
@EB Bisnar take out the weaker target first, solid tactic, he is a soldier after all
I thought he was offbeat while still being on beat.
I want to say:
John Mcclane: best costume
John wick: best flow
John Rambo: best attitude
Winner: John
@@Goku-hw7bq nah I think John won
@@memetos9375 wdym John clearly destroyed John and John
@@Beatbod yea I agree, John got a flawless victory
“Best costume” lol that is lame
John Cena won this battle, you just can't see him
lol
“Those were mujahideen, there’s a difference. The taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.”
Straight. FIRE!
🔥🔥🔥
Political accuracy with a side of BURN! I LOVE IT!
I liked Die Hard with a Vengeance. Definitely better than Die Hard 2
@@CyberNut930 true, Sam Jackson and Bruce Willis in NYC is better than a random hijacker in an airport tbh. There was more action and memorable moments in Die Hard 3 for me.
@@CyberNut930 I love the whole trilogy, and liked Live Free. Good Day was just... ugh.
“Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking” God DAMN anyone else feel that burn?
Idk I feel like I kinda liked all these guys movies until the third
@@kevindoesgaming77 I think Die Hard 3 is better than 2
@@dimitrescu182 I agree
Yeah, John Wick won with that one line alone in my book.
Die Hard 3 is quality tho. Die Hard fell off with 4 and 5.
I knew Rambo and John wick would be in ERB at some point but I never imagined they would be in the same battle.
Oh yeah.
Damn bots taking over this comment thread
@@AscendedEmperor Right? And youtube refuses to do anything about it. But hey, lets remove the dislike button instead. Their priorities are completely messed up.
"The last tight thing you fit in was an air vent" 🤣🤣🤣
Still kills me how Rambo has a PTSD episode then everyone just moves on with the battle like nothing happened
as someone with i always appreciate when people imediately move on after i show im good
@@joshprice5302 Sorry for your struggle, hope you're doing well. It's a tough battle.
@@mikerusche3119 it is. I'm grateful I was able to learn coping skills that weren't self-destructive over the years
@@joshprice5302 sending virtual hugs
I think pretty much all of them have some kind of PTSD, so it was probably a little close to home. I assume that is why both McClane and Wick devote all their energy to quitting.
Zack Sherwin is so fresh. He killed it with John Wick.
Wick had the best flow,
Rambo had the best in-character delivery,
McClane just went for the kill...
My dad got me heavily into Die Hard and Rambo when I was younger and this battle truly hits different for me. Easily one of my favorite battles of all time. ERB truly is one of my favorite things to look forward to and rewatch no matter how much time passes.
Zach Sherwin yet again putting in the work. He's always a highlight of every episode he's in. He made such a perfect Keanu.
Dude i am in love with that mans flow dude so mesmerizing
Zach Sherwin is always fire
"Less is more boys, that´s my advice...
You, less survival knife
You, more survival wife"
That´s brutal
Has there been a performance more hilarious and goofy than Pete’s Rambo? Because that was amazing
3:36 🤣🤣🤣 Just saw his movie with these PTSD scenes
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Zach Sherwin never disappoints! Always glad to see him in a rap battle
He should play Borat one day. Him as Walt Disney gave me that vibe.
Disney is what made me notice him, and I'll never forget that rendition!