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- John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane. Epic Rap Battles Of History.
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Directed by: Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD
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The idea of John Wick correcting McClane about the mujahideen is not something I would have thought of - but I'll be damned if it's not absolutely accurate. Genuinely one of my favourite lines.
Also,it ain't that much of a correction. The ogs from mujahideen were the ones who formed Taliban
Same people, mujahideen members made up the taliban
When I hear mujahadeen I just think of call of duty black ops 2 honestly
@@icy_avxry8357 This is not accurate as the Mujahideen were made up of several groups opposing the Soviet-backed government. This government was widely disliked in Afghanistan due to their willingness to execute political enemies and allowed groups with differing goals to come together. After the collapse of the communist government, these groups eventually splintered apart in a civil war that the Taliban won.
@@shahsadsaadu5817
OGs from the Mujahideen also formed the opposition to the Taliban in the Northern Alliance as well.
I will never not be impressed by Lloyd's ability to morph his face into almost any person.
I know, right?!
But definitely not his voice...
I'm the 1000th like kiss me
@@TexGaming yeah...... Lloyd's John McClane is the Batman of NicePeter.
Just listen to the beginning of the rap and its final line, it sound nothing alike.
@@mstevensh Let's not say that, atleast Lloyd's mclain sounds nice independent of its reference material. Batman was a mess from top to bottom.
I love how their raps fit their fighting styles.
Mcclane’s was tongue in cheek, creative, and full of cursing.
Wick’s was clean, smooth, and once he started his flow never stopped.
Rambo’s was emotional, chaotic and intense.
👍👍
Great crtique
Yeah, this is one of their better ones, for sure. Nailed it!
Fr
“I slip in the jungle like a ghost and then ding! I pop up right behind ya like toast” is such a goofy ass line yet it’s probably one of my favorites from this video
It's insane how well they played all 3 of these characters. Even Zach managed to capture Keanu's awkward yet wholesome mannerisms
He really captured Keanu’s mannerisms and vocal tics. Listen to how he says “Shaft” in the Call you both John Shaft line. It’s so accurate
This is Zach’s most out-there role compared to all the ones he’s done and he completely nails it
Yes. Zach is amazing.@@kikiretzorg1467
The “John Shaft” quadruple meaning of the elevator shafts in Die Hard, the mine shafts in Rambo, a penis shaft, and John Shaft from the Shaft franchise is unappreciated genius
I guess. Tf? Cringe
@@analias3483 snob
@@analias3483 wtf bro?
Who is ANYONE to argue with that 0_0 ?!!
@@analias3483 its gunna be a sad day when I can no longer dislike comments like these.
So now that Pete has played Ted of “Bill and Ted”, and Zach has played John Wick, we just need Lloyd to play Neo for the ERB Keanu Reeves tri-force to be complete!
I pitch Wachowski Sisters vs Coen Brothers
Neo in the background
Or maybe a holy trinity 😏
that genius watching ted with these like elite soldiers would be hilarious
Then they battle
NEO VS JESUS
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
The "I'm thinking you're expendable" has to be the line that got me 😂
Late answer, but it is also a nice reference to the "Expendables" movies ^^
One thing about this battle that I never see mentioned is how the beat changes to match the movie soundtrack of each pariticpant. From the more straightforward, orchestral action-packed tone of Die Hard, to the low-key electronica of Wick, to the more somber, sinister war-torn soundtrack of the Rambo films. It's honestly my favorite part of this battle lol
Yeah it was really done well! I remember them saying in the BTS that they tried to pick a specific beat
I know I'm late to this reply, but fantastic job pointing that out. I didn't catch it until I read your review and then went back and we listened to it you are 100% right good ears bro
also, die hard has christmas bells
They did the same thing in the James Bond vs. Austin Powers battle, to great effect. Even when a character has a single word interjection, they get their own music. It’s a lot of fun when they do that, adds so much flavor to the battle
Yeah, I noticed the beat for Mcclane straight away, so was looking forward to hearing the other 2
The most dangerous trio of John's ever seen.
Only missing John Marston
Quartet. You couldn't see the Marine I'm guessing, but his name is John
@@lilcatfish1105 he'd show up and hogtie these 3 clowns for a $5 bounty lol
@@lilcatfish1105 and John Price
John Cena
McClane’s line about “pushing up daisies” hits harder when you remember that Wick’s dog is named Daisy.
holy SHIT
Dunno, never watched these movies.
no need to remember he mentions that was his dogs name in the prior verse.
@@olenhol2przez4 put on your coolkid sunglasses and moonwalk outta here then.
If you didn’t know the name it can seem to just be a line referencing that the dog is dead,
They need a round 2, they're just so great together
Agree! A sequel would make this especially since all of the characters have sequels
I think the rematch we need the most is Musk VS Zuckerberg
Round 2 will just be ww3 between these guys
It's a subtle touch, but I love the inclusion of sleigh bells in the beat during McClane's verse.
Fun fact: John Wick was initially titled "Scorn". The reason, Screenwriter Derek Kolstad explained, was that Keanu Reeves kept referring to the script by the character’s name and distributor Lionsgate believed it would be too much free publicity to lose.
Detective Micheal Scoon
That’s actually really cool
lmao the bots are already here
@@heydavid4883 Yeah, it sucks.
Another hood classic
I just noticed that John McClane's verse, as well as when he raps at the end, has sleigh bells in the instrumental not present in anyone else's verse. Nice touch. I guess ERB is pro-"Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
I mean... Die Hard is a chrismas movie. "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho"
Check the behind the scenes video, they explain how for each of the characters they added certain musical effects to highlight each John
"A movie is a Christmas movie if you take Christmas out and the movie wouldn't work"
Die Hard only works because he was going back to see his kids for Christmas. Therefore its a Christmas movie.
@@randomlowe3553 But replace Christmas with any other family deadline and the movie still makes sense. If he was trying to get back to his family for Easter, a birthday or an anniversary it would literally not effect the plot at all. And since that deadline is the only real usage of Christmas in the film its not a Christmas film.
@@sebpaine9095 I mean, I see your point and it could be most other holidays (except for that fact it’s a Christmas party his wife’s at which I don’t think would’ve happened at many other holidays), I think while it COULDVE been any other holiday, it was Christmas. Just because it could’ve been something else doesn’t mean it’s no longer it’s a Christmas movie, it just means they happened to choice him going home for Christmas
So I’d say it is personally
3:10 was expecting to hear "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing" haha
Me to friend, funny how similar it sounded
i swear mitt romney played john mcclaine or whoever it was
@@billybobjankens12Yep, Lloyd did them both
@@deltaacegaming3934 The fact they sound similar probably has to do with them both being played by EpicLLOYD.
When he said “oops” it sounded almost identical to his Trump voice
That "how about a little hakuna matata baba yaga?" IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥
This line is on repeat in my head
The line “your kids still have decent dad on their wishlist” was hilarious
“Woah, Rambo’s dropping bombs in his flows, your friends in the taliban, help you write those!”
@@supbrahimhammer.421 “Those were Mujahideen. There’s a difference! The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.”
@@shanthegamer21seriously who the fuck asked John wick.
@@shanthegamer21 "Hey! Who the fuck asked you dog pound?"
Seriously, it was one of the strongest hits in this battle for me, maybe even the strongest. But then again, there is John Wick's opening line...
The first real triple threat battle and has Zach in it. Okay, no need to spoil me for Christmas ERB team
Love you Skyler. Look forward to the reaction
@@ERB Next time, can you do John Ritter vs. Don Knotts?
@@ERB Please do John Ritter, the star of THREE'S COMPANY vs. Don Knotts from THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW. Please?
@@HuskyDog88 They would have to explain who those people were for half their audience.
@@robloughrey John Ritter, the star of Three's Company, and Don Knotts, who did Barney Fife in The Andy Griffith Show.
Fun fact today this video is officially 2 years old and still one of the best ERBs
Well, I apply the line "one the best ERBs" to basically every second ERB
@@Puschit1 alright
@Puschiti do too1
"McLain South is where your marriage went, the last tight thing you slid in was an air vent."
Greatly underrated line
love how McClane's got the christmas beat, Wick the tactical-sounding synth beat, and Rambo the aggressive tense beat
Rambo got that Goldsmith intensity.
Nice catch! I had to go back and listen to it again after seeing your comment.
I already pointed this out.
But I guess you said it louder
when rambo’s verse starts..its the instrumental of the beginning of first blood..nice touch
Aren't all three movies set during Christmas? I know Die Hard and Rambo are. Tho I have never seen any of them.
This format really deserves more recognition for how difficult it is to put together. A three way battle that is a COHESIVE project/product through and through is so impressive. I would ABSOLUTELY love to see more three way battles like this. The construction of this is just phenomenal and satisfying to watch play out, agh. It's literally like, well, it's like a movie, lol!
The philosophers one was pretty epic. I learned how to spell Nietzsche correctly without fail.
I like it but realised it had 223 comments and couldnt ruin the beauty of that
@@cmendr011 i love caesar v chaka zulu
EXACTLY! Now I want a battle like Ponce de Leon vs. Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft (or Nathan Drake)
I hope everyone knows that I'm spitting every comment to this beat and it actually flows.
3:03 "I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts,
Simon says you can PTSDeez nuts!" - Rambo spitting fire 🗣🔥
Love that little reaction from Rambo at 3:43. When he points his RPG at Wick it’s like he’s still traumatized and sees him as one of his enemies in war.
You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Zach Sherwin
Agreed, his rhyme schemes are impeccable
I surely missed him in these! Great to see him in this.
@@NadeTheFun "Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly, I'll but you both in tombs, call it cryptocurrency".
Lost my ever loving shit. Love ERB, but Zach Sherwin is at such a different level that you can always tell which lines he's written. The flow and structure is just otherworldly.
@@Ryan-nm8pw you can really tell which lines he wrote in every rap battle he's in
he's quite literally the best ERB actor
“The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance” actually made me cackle.
What does it mean?
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard With A Vengeance was 1995, which is close to when the Taliban formed.
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 die hard with a vengeance is the third die hard movie, and markedly less good than the first two.
The Taliban line should be obvious
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard movies went down in quality rather drastically through the 90's, ending with "Die Hard with a Vengeance".
@@superanimeniac Die Hard with a Vengeance is much better than Die Hard But In An Airport.
1:39 Such an underrated bar. Elevator shaft, mineshaft, such wieners you should both be called John SHAFT, the wordplay goes crazy. Zack Sherwin has got to be behind it
That survival knife/wife line...
And wicks last bar hit with the 2 pistols as well
"All your kids still have 'decent dad' on their wishlist." That one was brutal.
The only thing getting ruined is mclane family christmas
Whoa! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows.
@@HeysStuff Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?
@@LizzieourWorld Those were mujahideen, there's a difference
The Taliban formed in the 90's, when you fell off with a vengeance
@@THETRUENEOCHAOS hey! who the f*** asked you, dog pound? why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground
This is the Christmas gift we didn't deserve but one we Definitely needed....
Oh yeah.
k.
for reals i've been waiting for this one for a long time
Im surprised they still post. Been watching since 2010, it’s crazy the dedication they have
Amen
“Then DING! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!” 😂
Im genuinely astonished how insanely good this is, its definitely you guy's best work yet.
Wick's voice was so on point. And not only ERB is back, but they've brought Sherwin as well!
I can really hear keanu there. . Awesome
had to wonder why zach seemed to drop off the map.
@@jorgey4 he's still a co-writer on most ERBs
@@jorgey4 I think he's been writing for most of them. I've heard his signature style of lyric-writing here and there. But it's awesome to see him on the screen today after a while!
its crazy that these guys being 40 now makes them look more like the characters they're playing.
Was that a insult or a compliment 😂😂
Wait...They're 40?????
2/3 of the people who actually played the characters they're playing in the video are twice their real life age 😂.
@@dread1262 nice peter is 42 and epicloydd is 44
@@dread1262 yeah its weird to think about but ERB started when they were already 30 something
the fact rambo voice stayed on point while rapping was so good.
This is one of those that I just don't care about "who won" per say, it's just great to re-watch it's so well done. Entertainment value is blockbuster level.
ERB truly mastered their craft because a 1 on 1 on 1 battle was something I didn't expect and really loved the action of it
Oh shit the lords themselves hearted me
Well, we had James Bond vs Austin Powers.
This is the second rap where there are more than one rapper and all the rappers fight each other at least once.
i still miss the background spinning..
@@MrAlias-oc8uk I know, but this is the first one where they start out like this
@@MrAlias-oc8uk Um... arguably no?
"you, less survival knife,
you, survival wife"
HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT
Oh yeahm
Glad he did though!
Rap battles are Not for the *Weak* 🤣🤣
too bad no survival family
Okay I needed that, I'm glad you exist @ERB!
This is probably the best erb I have watched personally
This really reminds of old-old school ERB. Seems like they had fun with this one.
Good to see em getting back to the formula, never lost love for em but for awhile it seemed like they were more focused on "advancing" technologically
i hope so, tbh isk the last few have felt off
They should’ve stopped the deez nuts after season 2 😭😭
Old school erb had wack bars though
No. not old old-school. Somwhere at end point. Old-school were not as much fictional charachters, but real people from history.
John won
John was Ok. But John was my favourite.
SCRU!!
John approves this statement
scru won
scru face john
This is probably my favourite video by you guys. Everyone had bars
This is so amazing!!!!
Fun fact: This is the first ERB where three characters officially battle each other, not as cameos.
Love It!
Wepic Rap Battles
History in the making
Yup
this is a true story.
John had good disses, but then John had great flow, until John came in and stole the show. So ultimately, I'd say John won.
But what about John thoe?
which john lol
I johned.
I was kind of hoping that John Matrix (Commando)would show up
Perfect comment. 10/10, would recommend
3:36 🤣🤣🤣 Just saw his movie with these PTSD scenes
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
This one is my favourite from all ERB for all time I’m listening 😮❤
Zach, not only did you nail the rap, you perfectly imitated all of John Wicks tempo, movements, and ticks. Absolutely beautiful.
100%
Rapping WHILE doing a Keanu impression!? Gold
Thanks guys
The voice was all wrong though.
I like his internal rhynes too. Totally nailed it
@@josephwinborne3620 what? lol whatever man
Best flow: John Wick
Best disses: John McClane
Best portrayal: John Rambo
Overall winner: John
@@floofles9473 To me, Wick's flow was buttery. That's not saying McClane's flow was bad, but I believe that overall, Wick has better flow. That's also not to say that Wick has no disses, which isn't true. I just think McClane's were either a) funnier or b) harder hitting.
overall loser: Mujahiden
Jon Taffer vs Steve Wilkos vs Les Gold
@@logangibson1571 ?????
Fax
By far the one I visit the most y'all did good here 😊
When Rambo started with the " Nothing is over!" i completely lost it 😂😂😂 that was funny AF
"John Wick, I'm efficient and lean, a proficient professional killing machine" I'm obsessed with everything about this part
Zach's flow and rhymes were fucking crazy
@@Belkak021 how was his flow crazy?
@@skipper6-9 Look at them internal rhyme schemes and alliteration
@@skipper6-9 1:54 enough said.
Ditto. His opening is epic. 'oohh...' *flicks phone open* 'I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two'.
It’s ludicrous how well these three play these specific characters. Zach particularly nailed Keanu’s awkward little mannerisms.
Critikal would look more like him though
Zach is always quality.
@@socksoriginal Maybe if he put 6 inch wedges in his boots.
@@yaboi347 lol
Yeah the little head shakes/movement is 100% on point.
This one was just so good. So long and still dropping classics.
This is an absolute classic, love it.
The first ERB that justifies having subtitles. There’s no way I would’ve gotten through Rambo’s verse without’em.
100% true. Respect to Peter for rapping in Stallone slur. Commit!
It's easier for me to read than hear words -- my HEARING is fine, my brain just finds it hard to process speech when there's any sort of background noise -- so I was automatically reading the subtitles, and I didn't even REALIZE it was hard to follow, since I got all the words from what was written, until I read your comment. Then I went back and watched it again, and huh, it IS pretty badly slurred.
I’ve seen this like 20 times and only just realized the absurdity of a Mexican stand off with an RPG
M.A.D mutually assured destruction 😂
Well, Rambo is from the 80's, that is like standard procedure for him
Nah, it's an RPG-7 which uses a directed shaped charge and not just a 'fireball explosion', so 2 of them might survive
Yeah, like NavyVet said, it's a situation of M.A.D
WTF cabron.
This is the erb that made me watch all these franchises
And what a journey because they've become some of my absolute favorites
Love this battle. All win. we all win for getting to listen and watch this great video. So many great lines and references.
Shoutout to the costume team. I swear if I didn't see this was ERB, I would have thought I was seeing the actual John McClane
The delivery of "Nothing is over, nothing, you just don't turn it off" and "I'm thinking I'm back" we're perfect. Like it was straight from the films.
yeah as much as it isn’t a good rap line. it’s still my favorite
Also the yipee-ki-yay
Those references made me crack a smile
We're perfect?
The I'm thinking I'm back line has me wanting to watch the series over again holy fucc
This has got to be the most underrated ERB ever!
I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
is this a glitch or does this comment with 670 likes not have any replies?
what chest butter means ?
@@hellatze I'm 90 percent sure it's talking about the fact that Rambo's chest is very shiny
@@Skibiditoiletsigma123 Weird, right? It's almost as if people can like something without saying anything.
Fun fact, Peter didn't have to wear a muscle suit to play Rambo
Hold up what?!
Lol I remember when he played a similar role with that Hulk Hogan Muscle Suit so many years ago.
Fun fact, I watch your pokemon videos
He was wearing a muscle suit?!?
Fun fact: Patterrz has never lost a nuzlocke. A feat so legendary it has only been matched by Lavar Ball, who has never lost a one on one basketball game in his life.
I LOL'd so hard thanks - there's a little tear running down. The lines and the timing was amazing.
They've always been good at sticking the landing on the characters they play., But this one was a level above all the rest in terms of making you forget they aren't actually John rambo, John McLain, and John Wick. They absolutely nailed it.
That was fantastic. I feel like John Wick’s lines were better, Rambo’s fit his character the best, and John McClane’s hit the hardest
They did really well matching the styles to each character
Definitely.
I totally concur with your analysis!
k.
I agree, Wick had the mad flows, McClane dropped the bombs and Rambo had the best character. I call it a tie each had their place
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao
I went weak at the Compound Bow line. 🤣
Masterpiece. Such a smooth flow.
I absolutely loved this battle. Wick comes out of nowhere just dropping disses on both. This has savage lines also. “McClanes family Christmas”, “Hairline”/ “Steve Erkel’s neighbor”, and the “Shaft” lines were brutal. Best ERB I saw in a while and easily now one of my top 3 favorites.
This one was incredible!
John McClane: Best disses
John Wick: Best flow
John Rambo: Best acting
Yup
made my day :D
Overall winner: Pompey
@@kaizoisevil💀
@@kaizoisevilpompey always wins
“Only thing gettin ruined is McClane family christmas, all your kids still have ‘decent dad’ on their wishlist”
Damn son 🔥
That's where he won lol
Loved it!
“Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?”
Mad Barney bars 0:45
"Only one of us can go three chapters without sucking" wick really murdered them right then and there
It wasn't accurate at all though. Die Hard 2 was good and Die Hard 3 was the best one in the whole franchise. It started to suck with 4.
And I wouldn't even say Rambo 2 and 3 were bad, it's just that it was a major tonal shift from the first movie and kind of ruined its message.
@@giantWario die hard 2 & 3 suck ass compared to the first. ur tripping.
@@gutcheckfm Couldn't disagree more, I just told you I consider 3 to be the best one. 2 was kind of unimaginative mind you, it was the exact same formula as the first movie but you could say the same thing about John Wick Chapter 2, it's not necessarily such a bad thing.
@@giantWario well the first 3 john wick films have been fairly consistent with their themes , tones and practically everything else so i dare say that mr. Wick has beat the other 2 in that plus from audience stand point they revived the macho action hero genre and keanu reaves carrier and nailed him as THE action hero of our time to the point that its unlikely that he will not have to play in movies like expendables for quite some time (if ever)
@@giantWario Yeah...but the Die Hard and Rambo sequels didn't have the box office success that the wick movies did. It's also clearly the only series that was intended to be a series, the Rambo and Die Hard sequels were just tacked on cash grabs.
"You can PTSDeez nuts" is the sophomoric lyrical hot fire we expect from ERB
Best line in the whole thing
Wonder if that was a bit of call back to Peter as Darth Vader
Sophomoric, I'll give you that. These guys are too gifted to keep relying on "blow me" and "deez nuts" lines like they're 12.
"I seek peace but I'm packing parabellums" is a smarter joke than any Sylvester Stallone character has ever made before.
Best ERB ever
I’m reasonably sure that if they all fought each other for real all three would come out alive and there would be a massive pile of bodies from everyone who got in the way.
I would totally pay to see that movie though
What surprised me was no John 117 cameo to finish them all off because that’s what I was expecting
Maybe in the next Expendables movie.
@@hypnosive if hey were in a forest rambo’s sneaky ass would win. Otherwise Wick would.
Wick had the best flow,
Rambo had the best in-character delivery,
McClane just went for the kill...
About time sure missed yall
My dad got me heavily into Die Hard and Rambo when I was younger and this battle truly hits different for me. Easily one of my favorite battles of all time. ERB truly is one of my favorite things to look forward to and rewatch no matter how much time passes.
"Only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas, All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wish-list."
Easily one of the best disses ever.
Ok
Yup.
Yeah, I found that one hilarious
It was probably the funniest most brutal line. Think about it, he went after his family. How do you recover that when you know he's not lying.
that crypto line was genius
I knew Rambo and John wick would be in ERB at some point but I never imagined they would be in the same battle.
Oh yeah.
Damn bots taking over this comment thread
@@AscendedEmperor Right? And youtube refuses to do anything about it. But hey, lets remove the dislike button instead. Their priorities are completely messed up.
I like how rambo starts to struggle at the beginning and then starts dropping mad bars
Literally epic!
McClane’s first verse is one of the best I’ve heard in a while, I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about it
His is my favorite, but John Wick is a very close second lol.
I said the same thing
“Hakuna Matata Baba Yaga,” is one of my favorite lines in the whole battle.
I know, the line about never taking the W without the P and O is genius.
That "The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell of with a vengeance".
3:09 you know you've listened to ERB too many times when after McClane says, "what are you doing?"
your brain finishes it as, "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
Nostalgia at its finest
Happens to me A LOT
Annie Oakley VS Calamity Jane
Oh man, I'm not the only one!
Literally me. LOL
Pretty evenly matched, I thought. Who won? The video! Keep ‘em coming.
Fire 🔥🔥🔥💯
Best disses: McClane
Best flow: Wick
Best presentation: Rambo
Overall winner: The funeral industry (just look at that bodycount, sheesh)
Had to give Rambo something, cause his rapping was pretty bad.
@@Comin4mine That's just true to his character, though. It'd be _weird_ if Rambo, the mush-mouthed, traumatized war vet mostly known for being a strong silent type (except for a few barely comprehensible speeches), dropped bars as well as McClane or Wick.
I was wondering who won. It was really hard.
The funeral industry is tight
@@cjmarugg2340 wow wow wow... wow
"I'm thinking I'm back and I'm thinking you're expendable"
It's only a matter of time until Keanu Reeves makes it into an Expendables movie like Stallone and Willis.
That would be sick honestly. All the other loud juicehead type characters would contrast with Wick being brooding and quiet.
A mere chhote bhai ki chanel hai.
Have him be a data smuggler/Hacker like Johnny Mneumonic, Matrix. His kill game is only there as a necessary auxillary skill.
That would be Stellar!
Honestly I don't see it. He isn't really from the same kind of movies. Action, sure, but not the "muscles and explosions and hot chicks" action movies.
It's really been 2 years, huh? I swear these videos should be sold in supermarkets, because they just don't get old and expire. Thanks for doing what you do guys.
Best flow: John Wick
Best Disses: John McClane
Best Acted: John Rambo
Losers: All Terrorists
FACTS !
I mean, except for Rambo's buddies?
Agreed!
Winners: Anyone who watches the video.
Terrorists, the high table, the cartel
I love how John Rambo's verse sounds like "Californication".
Whoa crazy seeing on of the greats here, need to get you on this RBOH against someone
Better get some more TOILET PAPER
It's actually meant to resemble the theme song of Rambo First Blood. The song is called "It's a long road" by Jerry Goldsmith.
Moms Spaghetti vs Bitch Lasagna
What's good Tim!!! Can't wait to see the Colosseum in Feburary!!
Love it!
Man, the more I come back to this one the more I come to appreciate Rambo's part. The music, the voice, the bars. All of it.
TELL EM
All three of you really nailed your characters in this battle. Peters Rambo had me constantly laughing, Lloyds Mclane was on point and I was shocked at how well Zack fit the role of Wick. One of your best battles in my opinion, loved it.
Zack's Wick was my favourite, it's not an _exact_ impression but it's the over exaggerated simplicities that really sells it as John Wick. Peter and Lloyd are as rad as always ofc; they have always nailed their characters.
@@iblame_nargles It's more of an impersonation than an impression
dont care + you are a weeb + cringe
@@versaillesbitch342 how is he a weeb he is complimenting the battle get your facts straight before you try to act like your a menace and plus just because he had a anime picture doesn't make him a weeb he just watches anime