1 Trillion Lions VS Sun: Who Would Win? (Solved With Science)

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  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5941

    As a liontologist, I've often caught small groups of lions plotting to snuff out the sun and end all life. Pray they can never organize the numbers to fuse into a black hole.

    • @matt25675
      @matt25675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Liontologist lol.

    • @TheNuclearBolton
      @TheNuclearBolton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You’re a lie’n ;)
      Lion…lying? lie’n? No… :3 ok

    • @VlidOnTheLead
      @VlidOnTheLead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      As a suntologist, i've known that the sun is strong in every way than the lion.

    • @skychaserbeats5758
      @skychaserbeats5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zzzirfamo7908
      @zzzirfamo7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@VlidOnTheLead I’m a universeoligist and the lions would win!

  • @hyguy1258
    @hyguy1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34872

    Everyone thinks they should just attack at night, but have they not realized by now that the lion sleeps tonight?

    • @THESHOWBOAT
      @THESHOWBOAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

      THIS IS UNDERRATED

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

      Shit, you have a point

    • @lance_wavy
      @lance_wavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      I will steal this

    • @DonHousiferBMI
      @DonHousiferBMI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

      In fairness though, that is only true in the jungle: the Mighty jungle.

    • @Julian-hh3yp
      @Julian-hh3yp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      slumber party

  • @kuale
    @kuale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    I can't believe I just listened to 7 minutes of someone seriously calculate how lions can defeat the sun.

    • @makscilic5624
      @makscilic5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Best 7 minutes of my life
      (Don't u dare take that out of context)

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      גם אני

    • @adragoongoon5666
      @adragoongoon5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      כנ"ל

    • @pupsonianthegreat9951
      @pupsonianthegreat9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      לא נורא

    • @kuale
      @kuale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@makscilic5624 *that's what she said*

  • @plague4661
    @plague4661 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    but heres the thing, 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions

    • @Young-ep8ik
      @Young-ep8ik หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You have a point.

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      eins sonne ist aber mehrere °C.

    • @famdw
      @famdw หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@neutronenstern. Aha, but is it 1 trillion °C!?!?

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@famdw
      good question.
      Nope its not 1trillion.
      However the lions are not that chill themselves. So they can not fight the heat.

    • @Gamertank2.0
      @Gamertank2.0 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      But here's the thing, the sun is the size of 81 thousand trillion trillion lions.

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5919

    "If we wanna destroy the sun, we're gonna need more lions."
    A statement I never thought I'd hear in my life ...

    • @Dringer
      @Dringer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This got recommended to everyone didn’t it

    • @highkit
      @highkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dringer Wi wi

    • @turbosoggy5412
      @turbosoggy5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @quintonthesecond4420
      @quintonthesecond4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An absolute beauty of a sentence

    • @MikeLeePapi
      @MikeLeePapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Must not be a Fast & Furious fan

  • @ldtobi1
    @ldtobi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7841

    “Not sure about that bro, I’m looking at the sun right now and it’s hella small”

    • @Jacuuz
      @Jacuuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      lions don’t look that small

    • @watsappenin2865
      @watsappenin2865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Some sun glasses and sun screen and it's a lion dub

    • @camman_sansdrip7075
      @camman_sansdrip7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But it's actually big

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@camman_sansdrip7075 no it ain’t i saw it myself and its like 5 centimeters

    • @camman_sansdrip7075
      @camman_sansdrip7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@themetalmario77 go to fucking space then u can see the fucking difference

  • @MadnessGuy14
    @MadnessGuy14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3697

    “Since lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is probably my fav quote from this vid

    • @aorca8879
      @aorca8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      5:37

    • @kialmob328
      @kialmob328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      relevant how he doesn't dismiss the possibility

    • @retrotechgames-diyrepair4691
      @retrotechgames-diyrepair4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It is a possibility. If there are enough lions, they will become a star... albeit a short lived one, relatively.

    • @SageO6PathzGON
      @SageO6PathzGON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally read this as he said it

    • @JoJoAcrylicArtwork
      @JoJoAcrylicArtwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! 🤣

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like to imagine how all the lions would just randomly assemble one day and the lion king would stand up on that rock and say "Alright guys, this is our target"

  • @whocares9033
    @whocares9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7653

    "Can there ever be an amount of lions that can start nuclear fusion on their own" was not a question I had ever pondered

    • @anmolagrawal5358
      @anmolagrawal5358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO, yes

    • @boriboribo
      @boriboribo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hhaha dude

    • @shivaharibhatta
      @shivaharibhatta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Anti playz nah he’s just smart lol 💀

    • @gdjaybee742
      @gdjaybee742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      According to evolution, you wait long enough, and yes they will eventually start a nuclear fusion.

    • @beaversigma
      @beaversigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anmolagrawal5358 I was called?

  • @vladimirvikentije5202
    @vladimirvikentije5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3959

    “Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is my favorite quote from this video

    • @Del_1710
      @Del_1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And it's facts

    • @Fireclips76
      @Fireclips76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lions should be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion

    • @joshiejandro2321
      @joshiejandro2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As I read this it was said in the video and I thought I was reading an audiobook

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I Do Stuff that feeling tho... I did it one time and I thought I had ascended

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    "Lions CAN win, we just need MORE lions"
    I mean, can hardly argue with that logic.

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In the words of altrive “a billion is a lot”

    • @beady123
      @beady123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think as all these scenarios end in all lions being crushed burnt or just dying in space, it could be considered a score draw at best

    • @rodneyandrewsiii4281
      @rodneyandrewsiii4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where are they gonna find x amount of lions though?

    • @gehryw4110
      @gehryw4110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just take 1trillion lions and let them reproduce and now we have plenty of lions

    • @axelotlee_
      @axelotlee_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@staciemohler4624 a billion IS a lot of lions :/

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster ปีที่แล้ว +212

    'A mass of lions so large it would start fusion' made my day 😂

  • @1Billysama
    @1Billysama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17771

    He forgot to calculate the power of friendship, and the fact that everyone in the ball has the heart of a lion.

    • @dhruvvraghu6226
      @dhruvvraghu6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      Heh, if the lions were given anime plot armor, I bet they wouldn't have needed those many lions to beat the sun.

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Friend killship

    • @cheese5911
      @cheese5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Dominic Toretto: i dony have friends, I got family.

    • @rashelhernandez5396
      @rashelhernandez5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aw this comments so cute

    • @evoo9210
      @evoo9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bro i love you

  • @jahyamack8359
    @jahyamack8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4956

    “Conditions for which a lion can become a star” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @Brandon-br7tc
      @Brandon-br7tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @joe mama lmao that would be insane

    • @toseeupload8855
      @toseeupload8855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It needs to be just about the weight of your mama

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@toseeupload8855 bruhhhhh you roasted him like a chicken damn

    • @mostwanted002
      @mostwanted002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex from The Madagascar did it on his own.

  • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
    @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4950

    "One potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole"
    *As they usually do*

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      you have obviously never met a lion

    • @Hawkins676767
      @Hawkins676767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      “Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion”

    • @10_98L
      @10_98L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okayy

    • @NeputuniaNepp
      @NeputuniaNepp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Hawkins676767 shouldn't doesn't means it couldn't

    • @tomerabitbuleizen4992
      @tomerabitbuleizen4992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know this isn't what you ment with your comment but turning it into a black hole wouldn't change anything

  • @Srujith111
    @Srujith111 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    such a ridiculously insane story telling, your script, the animations editing is just really a million lion thing!

  • @JR-tj2zl
    @JR-tj2zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8306

    Son: Dad, why were lions extinct?
    Me: Ah yes, It was very stupid...

    • @somebodythatanimates3938
      @somebodythatanimates3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      This comment is underrated

    • @xkorrupted9927
      @xkorrupted9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @crispdollar569
      @crispdollar569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'll make this 501 cause I'm tired of being the hero

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@crispdollar569 And I made it 600 because a hero is what I am.

    • @bacon-boy8177
      @bacon-boy8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thaneofwhiterun3562 I'm making it 602

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11269

    The only problem with attacking at night would be that the lions would have to fight the moon too. It’d only make this more difficult.

    • @brushtooth6636
      @brushtooth6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      True

    • @frcn31
      @frcn31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Moon lord

    • @karisi8950
      @karisi8950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      why would the moon protect the sun ?

    • @ngossett75
      @ngossett75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Because even though the moon wishes to one day outshine the sun, deep down it knows it would be nothing without it

    • @freetoplayking7362
      @freetoplayking7362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      and stars, they'd gang up on them

  • @MrCeegeezy
    @MrCeegeezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6072

    You didn't take into account that Lions are cats and they have 9 lives so technically the sun needs to deal with 9 trillion lions who have systematically learned that they do indeed always land on their feet.

    • @dysfallacyyt
      @dysfallacyyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      yeah, he didnt mention that!

    • @evaque7755
      @evaque7755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      You’re a bloody genius man, now we can end this tyranny

    • @8292-d6n
      @8292-d6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He arguably did if you consider that 9 is just a constant factor

    • @thePersonoyt
      @thePersonoyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No, it has to deal with 1 trillion lions 9 times

    • @davebryan1890
      @davebryan1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Now we're applying real logic to it I can't see how we can fail to defeat the sun

  • @Cooldude32117
    @Cooldude32117 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    Sun supporters: the sun can literally melt your skin of and turn you into plasma
    Lion supporters: that a lot of lions

    • @Blackfromstickworld
      @Blackfromstickworld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Also lion supporters: THE SUN DIES AT NIGHT SO THE LIONS WIN EASY

    • @UrMom624
      @UrMom624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's also the lion supporters' answer for the 1B vs Pokemon question

    • @kristinborn8882
      @kristinborn8882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      same with billion lions vs all pokemon:
      Pokemon supporters: you literally have pokemon god and (statwise) a pokemon stronger than the pokemon god
      Lion supporters: thats a lot of lions tho

    • @ٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ0
      @ٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ0 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Blackfromstickworld no the sun turns into the moon at night

    • @PedroAlmeida-z1t
      @PedroAlmeida-z1t 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @ٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ0
      Actually, no.
      The Sun is still there, the lions are simply not facing him
      -🤓👆

  • @MartinBarreby
    @MartinBarreby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12825

    But the lions would not just be "a ball", they would attack with claws and teeth, and they would also roar alot which would also have a huge psychological effect on the suns defence.

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      This has gotta be a joke...

    • @nomii_gone
      @nomii_gone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

      @@roelmao4840 so theres this neat little thing called "comedy", and sometimes it uses the element of being satire

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@nomii_gone well that's a relief because there's no hint of it being satire 😭 and the way he delivered it seemed like he was serious

    • @kikijihan8316
      @kikijihan8316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

      @@roelmao4840 i don't know...Its very clear to me that Its a satire

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kikijihan8316 my stupid ass just acting up again 🥲

  • @yatazen7670
    @yatazen7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Oh god, now im just imagining Candace looking up into the sky trying to show her mom the gigantic ball of lions hurdling into the sun, and one of doof's inators destroys it by accident before she can show her.

    • @thegamingsack
      @thegamingsack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@bumbo222 Ahh yes, Perry the platypus. To get revenge on my parents for not showing up to my birth I'm gonna cause a fucking SUPERNOVA

    • @sirfroze
      @sirfroze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That would be one dark episode. I mean, phineas and ferb would be trying to kill a massive amount of animals that have done nothing to them just because they where bored.

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@shaunjimbangan1166 Aren't you a little young to purchase, raise, enslave, and breed lions against their will?
      Phineas: Yes, yes we are.
      *Oh No*

  • @smolltaco5667
    @smolltaco5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3466

    I lost it when he said "we have to compress these lions into a black hole"

  • @AndroxVT
    @AndroxVT ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is the kind of videos you watch at 3 am when you have a crucial test the next morning 💀

    • @sowhat2873
      @sowhat2873 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My med school exam in 5 days

    • @andrefelipe7865
      @andrefelipe7865 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jokes on you! My university is at recess until next year 😎

  • @samcertified7178
    @samcertified7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36273

    No fair, the sun had home-field advantage. If the battle took place in the savannah the trillion lions would have easily won.

    • @arb1ter993
      @arb1ter993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      This is probably a joke

    • @emperorza5777
      @emperorza5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Yeah lol

    • @InsertCN
      @InsertCN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

      @@arb1ter993 no shit

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

      @@arb1ter993 No Sam Brady is being entirely serious. Many battles have been won and lost due to home turf. The lions vs sun matchup is no exception.

    • @drained_yayo
      @drained_yayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@Liam-fd4uh dud it’s a sun it can’t be defeated by a bunch of fucking lions

  • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
    @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    I love how this isn't "Who would win" so much as it is "Is there any conceivable way in hell that the lions would stand even the slightest chance against a forking star"

  • @GenScinmore
    @GenScinmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33707

    It is an army bred for a single purpose, to end the tyranny of the sun.

    • @jasminsondermann6871
      @jasminsondermann6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      But imagine the tyranny of lions.

    • @GenScinmore
      @GenScinmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      @@jasminsondermann6871 they made a movie about that called Lion King :)

    • @cockerel6253
      @cockerel6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This will blow up

    • @sneakuy2388
      @sneakuy2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cockerel6253 yep

    • @themoofs6925
      @themoofs6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Vampires and lions need to team up

  • @arthurgrusha5878
    @arthurgrusha5878 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That is fantastic! Enjoyed it so much!

  • @kingofbunga
    @kingofbunga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    I can not wait for the day my Grandchild graduates from college with a major in Leoastronomy

    • @justadudewhostolebread5836
      @justadudewhostolebread5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dad jokes

    • @denrarin
      @denrarin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justadudewhostolebread5836 Wow 1.5k likes and only 1 reply.

    • @necroLAN
      @necroLAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@denrarin make em 4

    • @tranzient
      @tranzient 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@necroLAN nah, make them 5

    • @kishiroarca7218
      @kishiroarca7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tranzient make them 6

  • @MightyChequi
    @MightyChequi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    I sometimes come back to this, to remember that anything can be scientifically explained with enough free time.

    • @boom-bm1kl
      @boom-bm1kl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God. Go...

    • @SilverionX
      @SilverionX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boom-bm1kl In order to combat the psychological effects of loss of loved ones, the crippling fear of their own mortality and to explain natural phenomenon around them, among other things, early man came up with different nature spirits to appease and pray to. As civilization grew more advanced so did the gods, and priests grew more powerful and arguably sinister. This probably culminated in the western world in the crusades where countless thousands were slaughtered for no gain. Alternatively the inquisition, torturing and murdering people on an almost industrial scale. Good enough?

    • @boom-bm1kl
      @boom-bm1kl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SilverionX what causes the psychological effects? What causes morals? They came up with spirits because it was given to them, they knew there was something greater that can't be explained. Like science has been trying to do a lot longer on a level infinite higher than what you just attempted to describe and they still still don't have all the answers. Anything that is discovered is only permitted by God to be known. So no, that was nowhere near good enough.

    • @SilverionX
      @SilverionX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boom-bm1kl I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then.

    • @hardkorkrokodajl777
      @hardkorkrokodajl777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@boom-bm1kl we are talking about things that exist, have existed or have been recorded as possible to happen. God is not even near that. And that’s not a speech of hate! How do you want to explain something that no one have ever seen, touched, recorded or gathered some evidence that it does exist.

  • @LelouchVl
    @LelouchVl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14901

    “They’d do win if they attack at night” you’re a smart one but you forgot the fact that lions sleep at night.

    • @brandymcnamee7880
      @brandymcnamee7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

      Only the ones in the jungle, the mighty jungle.

    • @amarisbutlr
      @amarisbutlr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      they hunt at night tho

    • @twineberry
      @twineberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway OOOOOOOHHHHHH

    • @ronanmuatuli6086
      @ronanmuatuli6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ahhh zero cringe.... perfection

    • @arissboot2596
      @arissboot2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nice one eren

  • @fluffy_knight
    @fluffy_knight หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    " One googleplex of butterknives VS the inevitability of the passage of time. "
    Person A: Blablabla
    Person B: That's a lot of butterknives.

  • @pizzacuthd7559
    @pizzacuthd7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    Everyone asks if the lions can beat the sun, no one asks if they want to.

    • @SplashyMagikarpEatsTomNook
      @SplashyMagikarpEatsTomNook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Deep 🤚🏻🤡

    • @LordSeal7
      @LordSeal7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Famis well ur fun at parties...

    • @LordSeal7
      @LordSeal7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He deleted his comment

    • @HOSA-Project
      @HOSA-Project 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LordSeal7 What did it say originally?

    • @Achilles053
      @Achilles053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LordSeal7 Tell us what he said

  • @AsianFly007
    @AsianFly007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    It’s a crime that the TH-cam algorithm only decided to share this with me now

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    "We are all human. We cannot kill the sun. But 3 * 10^35 lions can. They are not human." -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @lxtav
      @lxtav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "quantity equals quality if there is enough" - Joseph Stalin

    • @josephfield6969
      @josephfield6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not all lions are human but all humans are smaller less hairy lions

    • @franm938
      @franm938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SUN tzu you say?? 🤔

    • @arthurbernardo6086
      @arthurbernardo6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franm938 why am i getting potato deja-vus?

    • @chairmanxina2338
      @chairmanxina2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont trust random quotes from TH-cam.
      -Adolf Hitler

  • @Baallerith
    @Baallerith ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have not understood one single second of this video and yet I appreciated every wise word spoken.

  • @HarleyHerbert
    @HarleyHerbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6848

    Another important thing to take into consideration is that being creatures from the African wilderness the lions have evolved to be able to better deal with the heat and the sun. This innate resistance surely goes in their favour in a matchup against the sun

    • @XenoPhobia222
      @XenoPhobia222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      🤣🤣💀

    • @godisdead6611
      @godisdead6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It’s still the literally sun bestie

    • @siimbabwe
      @siimbabwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      True, thier mane is literally sun-resistant

    • @king-jerr
      @king-jerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lions are not fire proof

    • @iSomeDood
      @iSomeDood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@godisdead6611 Okay grandma, time to take your pills

  • @Pato-ci3tb
    @Pato-ci3tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9397

    okay sure, but 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions.

    • @oomar4597
      @oomar4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      thats a lot of lions

    • @MrCoolerBeans
      @MrCoolerBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      You are so right

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MrCoolerBeansay

    • @lazilyymade
      @lazilyymade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm pretty sure you could compact 1 trillion lions into their own star of lion atoms

    • @bakedgoods7116
      @bakedgoods7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lazilyymade Or worse, a lion black hole

  • @adriflux7704
    @adriflux7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Teacher: “Don’t use Wikipedia, it’s not trustworthy.”
    Me: *flat earth society*

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Hawker75 bait detected.

    • @iamseb11
      @iamseb11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mello9586 thank you for detecting the bait, hopefully people read this and don't start an entire war against a guy who won't respond.

    • @monkeybrains
      @monkeybrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldnt all planets be flat?

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iamseb11 Melons are the best

    • @adriflux7704
      @adriflux7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mello9586 Bananas

  • @KaIIenie
    @KaIIenie ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love how this is secretly just a big math and science test that we try to follow along and see if we get things right

  • @steepslopesmm2
    @steepslopesmm2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3460

    maybe if you instead had one lion attempt to infiltrate the sun and gave him 1 trillion lives eventually he'd get good enough at dodging the sun's attacks to be able to last long enough to kill it

    • @johnnysaurus04
      @johnnysaurus04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      That does sound like it might work...... We should get on this.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Genius

    • @nikolatasic9452
      @nikolatasic9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      Lions are cats and cats have 9 lives. So this lion would have 9 trillion lives which would allow him to last even longer.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nice. Keep the plan simple.

    • @MRD_97
      @MRD_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Would be like an undertale fight.

  • @legitbread
    @legitbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5234

    This is the video I never knew I needed.

    • @v4rtex518
      @v4rtex518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love your nerf vids!

    • @ardasstuff6
      @ardasstuff6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayo legitbread

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will a cold uy scuti extinguish sun?

    • @gonkdroid5401
      @gonkdroid5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn what a coincidence like you commented 2 hours ago wtf

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Vsause! Michel here
      Today we will be looking at this complex mathematical problem:Can 1 trillion lions defeat the sun?
      So,firstly we have to study the molecular composition considering environmental factors...

  • @galliumn8684
    @galliumn8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73243

    "I dunno man, 1 trillion is a pretty big number"

    • @allo3573
      @allo3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6744

      Yeah but the sun is pretty big, more than 6 lions

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      @@allo3573 lol

    • @galliumn8684
      @galliumn8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

      @@allo3573 Yeah, 6 is a pretty big number ngl lie

    • @bobjones2294
      @bobjones2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

      @@galliumn8684 depends on context dollars? No. lions? Yes

    • @acrobotic321
      @acrobotic321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      This is a weaker battle than all the Pokemon.

  • @Solocase
    @Solocase ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how I keep coming back to this video ever year, despite having watched it already times already 😂

    • @lemonke5341
      @lemonke5341 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Already times already

  • @onewayuponewaydown
    @onewayuponewaydown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    Imagine Lions evolving and watching this in a million years.

    • @helencobler
      @helencobler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      69th like

    • @theonlyholyDEMIGOD
      @theonlyholyDEMIGOD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry I spoilt 666th like

    • @jorgek92
      @jorgek92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine Dragons

    • @osmanthuswine
      @osmanthuswine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jorgek92 lol

    • @Terra157
      @Terra157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jorgek92 ohhh radioactive radioactive uououooooo

  • @emberman535
    @emberman535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    "Can there ever be enough lions to become a sun of their own?" is not a sentence I ever expected to hear.

    • @user-pc5sc7zi9j
      @user-pc5sc7zi9j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Lions shouldn't be able to spontaniously undergo nuclear fusion"

    • @stopautoclick688
      @stopautoclick688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would take 81 trillion lions

    • @spartan2867
      @spartan2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stopautoclick Big trillions ir small trillions?

    • @roadnottaken15
      @roadnottaken15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Change lion with God and change sun to son, hey it's Christianity....
      Sorry if I hurt anyone.... Just came to my mind.... Sorry once again

    • @thatcopenguy
      @thatcopenguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stopautoclick688 don't give lions idea, they might be reading this comment and will start copulating.

  • @micahj894
    @micahj894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    "one potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole"
    That's a statement i never would have thought i'd hear.

    • @ericstapleton9577
      @ericstapleton9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's actually the first thing I thought of

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ericstapleton9577 lmap stop lying bro no one cares how smart you think you are. Deadass finding comment section clout

    • @naveenarora6467
      @naveenarora6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cohensmith6100 dude everyone thought of the same thing. Ur mistake if u didn't

    • @jayparekh4080
      @jayparekh4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericstapleton9577 same.

    • @jayparekh4080
      @jayparekh4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i never thought to think that I would never hear it

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This video inspired me to calculate how many bananas are required to make the sun.

  • @peterzeppeli2563
    @peterzeppeli2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28233

    "They'd win if they attacked at night."

    • @azugar7869
      @azugar7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Hahaha good one

    • @ogway1772
      @ogway1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      “They’d win if they attacked at night”-Oogway, Spirit Realm 1700 b.c.

    • @isabela8214
      @isabela8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@azugar7869 They were quoting one of the answers in the beginning of the video

    • @memelord3066
      @memelord3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I died of laughter 😐😐😐

    • @peterzeppeli2563
      @peterzeppeli2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hahahaha

  • @beansummoner
    @beansummoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    "Well, since lions _shouldn't_ be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion..."
    One of my favorite lines

    • @Mannnnnnnn
      @Mannnnnnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @beansummoner
      @beansummoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Mannnnnnnn If you want the full linguistic teardown, its the sudden contrast of "lions" and "spontaneously undergoing nuclear fusion", two things which _shouldn't_ go together, so hearing them used together startled me (for lack of a better word), and that was conveyed to me as humorous. Not to mention the use of the word _shouldn't_ , implying he's not entirely conviced its _impossible_ ; that there could be a small chance lions _could_ undergo spontaneous nuclear fusion, which I also found funny. But thats just me.
      TLDR: Lion fusion funny

    • @DamienTheGoat
      @DamienTheGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found this comment AS he said it lmao

    • @jeremiahgabriel5709
      @jeremiahgabriel5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I want it on a t shirt.

    • @debatingontheoreos8981
      @debatingontheoreos8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beansummoner This was comedic gold!

  • @MS04235
    @MS04235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20566

    You can defeat the sun with sunscreen, can you defeat 1 trillion lions with sunscreen? I rest my case...

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

      Sunscreen>Sun>Lion Ball. Yes? Also why do they call it sunscreen? Im not literally putting a layer of extremely hot plasma around my body. Wait, if sunscreen beats the sun, does lionscreen beat lion?

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      In before 5K likes...

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      @@bumbo222 nah it's not linear, it's like pokemon: sunscreen > sun, sun > trillion lions, trillion lions > sunscreen. Trillion lions used to be the strongest of the three in the first few generations, but the gods rebalanced Life™ in the patch 20.12 - The Mayan Prophecy

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Go pico yeah yeah go pico yeah

    • @neorenamon
      @neorenamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Uh yeeaah, nooo...
      Sunscreen is only effective since the sun is 8.3 light minutes away. That's 9.277e+7 miles away. Stand on the sunny side of Mercury and see how many milliseconds the sunscreen would protect you.
      *FATALITY! SUN WINS!*

  • @turtleking7526
    @turtleking7526 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:33 really made me just think how he knew I just breathed 😂😂

  • @zeanomourph1
    @zeanomourph1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    me, watching this at 2am with a total of 5 hours sleep over the past 3 days
    you say the sun is 51km across and I dont even question it

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That has really been my sleep schedule since another fucking lockdown in India... So....
      But sun *is* 51 km right?

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@neillunavat no, 69km

    • @theopaskah6197
      @theopaskah6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm in this picture and i don't like it

    • @amadeus9761
      @amadeus9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @zakeur5146
      @zakeur5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@varun_4125 I can’t believe you are THAT ignorant about this topic! The sun is 73km! 😡😡😡😡

  • @pcstarter5378
    @pcstarter5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    "I dunno man, the lions have teeth, the sun is just a glowing slime."

    • @ThoseFerrets
      @ThoseFerrets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @robert noble plane❓

    • @amirkhezam7823
      @amirkhezam7823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @robert noble "but they have claws so I mean I think they win this 1"

    • @theguy1608
      @theguy1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @robert noble
      Lions could stack. We lose a few for the fight, but the Lion Ladder should get them to the sun and leave more than enough lions to demolish it. Lion Ladder always wins.

    • @zoomzoom2276
      @zoomzoom2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just get close

    • @dontaskmyname9555
      @dontaskmyname9555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk if Lions could stand a chance, If some countries the temp is 40° what would it be if really close to sun I think if they use their claws it would vanish instead in a matter of seconds before they eat up the whole sun but im not sure if Sun Explodes if Damaged

  • @theseel2718
    @theseel2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    You're forgetting, the lions also are together, and the sun is all alone, giving it a huge hit to its defence due to depression.

    • @wolfcola3401
      @wolfcola3401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shouldn't the lions just wait then for the sun to commit suicide?

    • @isthisgonnabeonyoutube
      @isthisgonnabeonyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      We humans find solace in the sun coming out tomorrow; to the sun, however, it’s nothing more than a tedious chore. Maybe the trillion lions attacking the sun would end the cycle and put the sun out of its Missouri

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Of everything in the solar system, the one thing I would most expect to have a sunny disposition is the actual Sun.

    • @SadCoresad
      @SadCoresad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The all alone hits different

    • @roseumbra4814
      @roseumbra4814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Lions can win if they have the power of Friendship

  • @BigAl-Corvus
    @BigAl-Corvus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:08 At night. When the sun is asleep. Seems fine.

  • @williamcheng4390
    @williamcheng4390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    my heart actually dropped when you said "the sun is 51 km across" like my heart was saying "tf?"

    • @claraishungry501
      @claraishungry501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      me too i started calculating how long 51 kms is and thought i was the dumb one

    • @Robert_10203
      @Robert_10203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughted so hard. I don't undersand why... :D God dammit.

    • @ViriyaSP
      @ViriyaSP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The stab at the Flat Earth Society is clear.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That flat-Earth wiki page also states that the Sun is a sphere. Interesting how they believe the Earth is flat but the Sun is still round.

    • @claraishungry501
      @claraishungry501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 can you give me the link to their wiki i cant find it

  • @10001vader
    @10001vader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    "There's not too much data about chucking things into the sun." Clearly such an oversight must be corrected.

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "There's not too much data about chucking things into the sun."
      maybe because the evidence already chucked to the sun, duh

    • @ThatFadedAsian
      @ThatFadedAsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's actually surprisingly difficult to plunge things into the sun. Because any object launched from earth carries on the momentum from the Earth's orbital velocity. 30 KM/s or 67,000 miles per hour. In order for an object to fall into the sun you have to cancel out this orbital velocity. Which takes a lot of fuel and energy, infact it's far easier to make an object leave the solar system than it is to plunge it into the sun. I think how one satellite got close to the sun was performing gravitational sling shot orbits around Jupiter and the Sun to slowly cancel out the velocity over several years before finally making an approach to the sun. This was just to get into a near sun orbit tho, and not to fall into the sun.

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ThatFadedAsian you seem to know a lot about this
      Your getting chucked first

    • @ThatFadedAsian
      @ThatFadedAsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 Atleast I get to go to space.

    • @AlucardTheRedeemed
      @AlucardTheRedeemed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's all fun and games until we chuck the wrong thing and trigger a reaction.

  • @MalcolmCooks
    @MalcolmCooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9893

    you're missing the obvious
    instead of having 1 trillion lions all at once, we have 1 trillion lions sequentially. the average lifespan of a lion is 10-14 years, so we easily have enough lions to simply outlive the sun.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

      Holy shi-

    • @HY-if9ct
      @HY-if9ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

      Don't forget the fact that they have 9 lives

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      The lions could outlive the sun even if they had to maintain a sizable breeding population for the duration.

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Can a lion survive without the sun? Would it not be a draw?

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@tarnyowl6068
      Yes.
      Artificial lighting in some underground bunker or a distant spaceship.
      Or utilize a different star.

  • @JaymieSword
    @JaymieSword วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like that you draw the lion without legs

  • @notfloxoanymore7784
    @notfloxoanymore7784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4436

    This is legit the only guy who can talk about throwing lions at the sun so seriously

  • @ArsTheurgiaGoetia
    @ArsTheurgiaGoetia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    If you really want to bend the rules to stack things in the lions’ favor, instead of redefining a trillion as a quintillion, redefine the sun as shorthand for “sun-maid raisin”

    • @texoraptor112
      @texoraptor112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BOI

    • @NMvapa
      @NMvapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well he did not redefine it per se, he just used a different trillion

    • @Noone-jy6em
      @Noone-jy6em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didnt redefine nothing the one who posted didnt say which trillion

    • @roseroserose588
      @roseroserose588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@aban33 he used the long scale trillion, which is different to the shortscale trillion (which is half the size)

    • @MandraRyna
      @MandraRyna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aban33 you didnt watch vid did you?

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    "Look, my sun. Everything the lions touch is our kingdom." -- Sunfasa

    • @taannmann
      @taannmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      W comment

    • @R3dR4y.
      @R3dR4y. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed much harder than I should’ve

    • @anub1s954
      @anub1s954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mufasun*

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@anub1s954 You know, I thought about using Mufasun! Then I thought about phrases like "Inception -> painting-ception," or "explosion -> melon-splosion," and I went with Sunfasa.
      ...And I'm probably thinking about this more than anyone cares about. XD

    • @tatrocks2177
      @tatrocks2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Moonfasa

  • @skunksnot
    @skunksnot หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    0:32 they might be giants reference.....

  • @Luca-po8ve
    @Luca-po8ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6314

    The Lions should attack in Winter because its colder.

    • @unfunnyhere4990
      @unfunnyhere4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Big brain time

    • @kabookle8995
      @kabookle8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@alexthefighter8612 it’s Called a joke

    • @hiveknight7416
      @hiveknight7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@alexthefighter8612 god there's like one idiot like you in every comment reply

    • @kabookle8995
      @kabookle8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@alexthefighter8612 ok bud

    • @Lorenzo-bo7id
      @Lorenzo-bo7id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@alexthefighter8612 a bad one

  • @rlorose
    @rlorose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77794

    What if....the lions go at night

    • @kjellenproductions7349
      @kjellenproductions7349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

      @@Spikecation The sun can't be at another place, we are the ones moving around it. Think of it like a lamp - it turns off at night.

    • @Vi0ar
      @Vi0ar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5364

      @@Spikecation IT's called a joke lol I laughed my ass off when I read it.

    • @lorenzobaldisserri1946
      @lorenzobaldisserri1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      @@Spikecation thanks for explaining this

    • @Agustín350z
      @Agustín350z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @Sophisticated Coherence It's a joke

    • @nojorooney
      @nojorooney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@Spikecation it’s a joke.

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Dude, you completely forgot to account for the lions natural sun protection. They live in the savanna and practically bask in the sun all day.

    • @siddharthnevermind
      @siddharthnevermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also theh got claws and stuff

    • @elieweiss1049
      @elieweiss1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah and they always look angry

    • @Black_chinese_monster
      @Black_chinese_monster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      P

    • @olybolyolyboly154
      @olybolyolyboly154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elieweiss1049 and scary

    • @LeivenFrestea
      @LeivenFrestea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      let's just hope that the level 1 lions have the "Sun Protection" skill learned otherwise they'd lose!

  • @SkyFilmsMaster
    @SkyFilmsMaster 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Who knew that a trillion lions fighting the Sun and failing so many times could be so interesting

  • @Reun1ty
    @Reun1ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    I was truly panicked when he said the sun is 51 km

    • @GodOfChaos_HeXa
      @GodOfChaos_HeXa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      i was like wtf and the burst out laughing bc of the Flat Earth socity page

    • @ultimatebreak827
      @ultimatebreak827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yea I though “isn’t the sun bigger than the Earth”

    • @fafnnier5120
      @fafnnier5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Fr. I mean, Sun is only at the size of my palm... looking from here
      So, 10 cm tops.
      /jokingOfCourse

    • @user-rc8bb7yb1e
      @user-rc8bb7yb1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *flashbacks to vsauce flat earth video*

    • @Sisyphos1312
      @Sisyphos1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Timestamp Man what a hero

  • @daaaaavia
    @daaaaavia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Her: *He's* *probably* *thinking* *about* *other* *girls...*
    Him:

  • @lynnjacob9890
    @lynnjacob9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    This is the type of guy who got A+++++ in everygrade then people thought he was too smart for college and then he was forced to skip it

    • @lego_61a
      @lego_61a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @mrbeastt ttsaebrm

    • @nathanparris1368
      @nathanparris1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah this is the guy who got a 60 bc he had a 100% in the mastery category but didn’t do any of the rest.

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why you watch the tutorial before playing the game

    • @Kandoeshoyoverse
      @Kandoeshoyoverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im ur 600th like

    • @thecallofthevoid2314
      @thecallofthevoid2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kandoeshoyoverse I’m your first “who asked”, who asked?

  • @Hushakal
    @Hushakal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thanks for making topics clear and easy to understand!

  • @segerrebel5646
    @segerrebel5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    "Dude if they just al take 2 bottles of water and threw it when they are close. They might be able to kill it"

    • @litaartwolf7506
      @litaartwolf7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @SuperEarth101 no it means that you didn’t get the joke

    • @kfk4441
      @kfk4441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, hello reddit

    • @hemalathapajaniraja1990
      @hemalathapajaniraja1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kfk4441 they don't even know the number of O's in a wooosh and/or are too young to have a reddit account, so sorry

    • @kfk4441
      @kfk4441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hemalathapajaniraja1990 Hello redditor

    • @hemalathapajaniraja1990
      @hemalathapajaniraja1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kfk4441 hahaha big chungus keanu reeves fortnite bad minecraft good dogecoin to the moon r/redditmoment

  • @gohazard4284
    @gohazard4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    This is the kind of science I should be learning at university

    • @ThyFloorestFloor
      @ThyFloorestFloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @mdahsenmirza2536
      @mdahsenmirza2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @retardman5193
      @retardman5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mate this type of shit you can learn at school and you talking about universities? I feel this comment belongs to r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you a kindergartener?

    • @gohazard4284
      @gohazard4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no need to take my initial comment as gods word, it was a joke and nothing more

  • @ethrashord4645
    @ethrashord4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "If we're gonna destroy the sun...we're gonna need more lions"

    • @noamont9936
      @noamont9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      we need duke nukem to voice this

    • @ethrashord4645
      @ethrashord4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noamont9936 I've never needed something this excessively until now

    • @byrowgamer8340
      @byrowgamer8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's why aliens dont visit us

    • @creexsummer4638
      @creexsummer4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@byrowgamer8340 lmao

    • @byrowgamer8340
      @byrowgamer8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creexsummer4638 ikr

  • @danielyee9932
    @danielyee9932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:22 that flat earth joke got me

  • @JETS5
    @JETS5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    In another universe
    "1 trillion suns vs 1 lion. Who would win?"

    • @poelewis1210
      @poelewis1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      I don't know that lion must be op for 1 trillion sun to face him

    • @penielrobles
      @penielrobles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @poe Lewis who said teh lion didn’t have admin

    • @poelewis1210
      @poelewis1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@penielrobles ........good point

    • @thegabriel5600
      @thegabriel5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lion stronk

    • @Zekiraeth
      @Zekiraeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I dunno man, one is a pretty big number

  • @gigioleao
    @gigioleao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3616

    "They'd win if they used sunscreen, like mommy lion told them to do"

    • @michaeljamesdaligdig3330
      @michaeljamesdaligdig3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah follow what mommy lions says they knows what's best in the desert

    • @flixs1353
      @flixs1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They would win if they stanned loona smh

    • @TESUKHO
      @TESUKHO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flixs1353 Shut up

    • @joshualiu7649
      @joshualiu7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How would the lions go to space though

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @ali_abd6723
    @ali_abd6723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    An official apology from humans to the lions for the tragedy they are going through. You served valiantly. Thank you

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @KingNyx You are the edgy one here kiddo,so frick of out of here.

    • @warmtofu2813
      @warmtofu2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there won't be any lions left to apologize to at the end of the video 😂. unless one escaped this youtubers force powers

    • @coinbasee
      @coinbasee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jekesan4221 bro if you’re 9 just say that

    • @coinbasee
      @coinbasee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KingNyx how is bro edgy?

  • @TortoiseMaster-t2v
    @TortoiseMaster-t2v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:23 pitch black ditto pokemon

  • @mac6na6na26
    @mac6na6na26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    What a strange set of circumstances our world must have gone through for this video to happen instead of not.

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Easy: Lions. Everything the sunlight touches belongs to them. That includes the sun itself.

    • @christaylor656
      @christaylor656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      What about that shadowy place??

    • @heresjohnny6598
      @heresjohnny6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good answer hands down

    • @deadlyseven8008
      @deadlyseven8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Mida Multi-Tool that's a bit sus what the sun is doing 😏

    • @richard23077
      @richard23077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mida Multi-Tool xD

    • @shahan484
      @shahan484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deadlyseven8008 suns

  • @RU-ik6gw
    @RU-ik6gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43319

    TH-cam algorith: He'll literally watch anything

    • @-that_guy-1674
      @-that_guy-1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      as long as there is no ads.

    • @jgillette98
      @jgillette98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@-that_guy-1674 I would say this guy knows, but that’s not his name. -That_Guy- knows!

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes

    • @justarandomguyontheinterne4311
      @justarandomguyontheinterne4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCZ3mJXrSkm4I201g8ShmokQ fuck you you are trying to get hate to innocent people

    • @LegendDragonFist
      @LegendDragonFist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Thessalin ah, the great TH-cam algorith

  • @nickp3949
    @nickp3949 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Having beaten many Solrocks, the sun is weak to water, so if a lion knows surf it’s over

  • @rwdmediahd
    @rwdmediahd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5115

    The lack of understanding I have of every sentence is humbling.

    • @ericstapleton9577
      @ericstapleton9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Have you graduated high school?

    • @catsniper6974
      @catsniper6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ericstapleton9577 you didn’t

    • @catsniper6974
      @catsniper6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mooman Rider yes you are a dumbass

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mooman Rider i mean i dont really care about stupid math

    • @spline5243
      @spline5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ygotsvlog3762 good luck with life then

  • @BingsLder
    @BingsLder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    “>Lions stand on each others shoulders and create ladder to the sun
    >Unscrew lightbulb
    >Lion win”

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Courage the cowardly dog reference. Sweet

    • @30IYouTube
      @30IYouTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nor is the sun a lightbulb!

    • @1r587
      @1r587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OneShot (2016 remake), by Eliza Velaquez, NightMargin, and GIRakaCHEEZER

    • @SWEETTOAST1708
      @SWEETTOAST1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@30ITH-cam r/woosh

    • @cad1848
      @cad1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@30ITH-cam b r u h

  • @ogChaaka
    @ogChaaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    This is how the human race will conquer the galaxy.
    Launching lionballs at our enemies star.

    • @misscath28
      @misscath28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *vans prepare ze nuke*
      "nein. I brought ze lionball"

    • @Spritecar69420
      @Spritecar69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@misscath28 JOJO REFERENCES??!!12!12?2!

    • @guido3721
      @guido3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elon Musk likes this

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They'll surrender cause this level of shitwaring can't even be challenged

    • @tony38727
      @tony38727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes "The Gift".

  • @itsfynn
    @itsfynn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we need the sequel - would the pokemon win

  • @miahdawes2069
    @miahdawes2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    After the lion ball becomes so massive it begins nuclear fusion: “you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5348

    Me before the video: "Hah, the sun would win-"
    Me after the video: *Lives in fear of a black hole created by lions*

    • @mrcookedbacon324
      @mrcookedbacon324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What??? Why would you ever think the loins would win, pre or post watching the video

    • @thedisguisedduck6824
      @thedisguisedduck6824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Well a black hole could be created by anything

    • @misslonewolf04
      @misslonewolf04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thedisguisedduck6824 facts

    • @angrybirdsfan9826
      @angrybirdsfan9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mrcookedbacon324 l o i n s

    • @accelerator9461
      @accelerator9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W

  • @trisar2146
    @trisar2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I mean, obviously, the lions were never going to win.
    When you want to defeat the sun, you need an army of TIGERS. Everyone knows that.

    • @mnkash2007
      @mnkash2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      if you wanna defeat the sun become immortal so you will one day outlive the sun

    • @rown793
      @rown793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah and you OBVIOUSLY wrote this stupid comment

    • @Kenonza
      @Kenonza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @F2 bruh im pretty sure donkeys are stronger than both tigers and mole rats, they would be the winner

    • @GabesEdtiz
      @GabesEdtiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Kenonza bruh I’m pretty sure Fire Ants are stronger than Tigers, Mole Rats, and Donkeys combined

    • @betinhocastro5304
      @betinhocastro5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GabesEdtiz i'm pretty sure that nonexisty from BFDI would easly win

  • @Greenmachine305
    @Greenmachine305 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Lions shouldn't be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion". I love that line!

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

    This is easy. Lions have claws. The sun doesn’t. Lions stomp. This is a mismatch.

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lion = Bite
      Sun = no bite.
      It’s pretty self explanatory

    • @gaiseric9518
      @gaiseric9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Nonessentialsquid facts, bro.

    • @flixs1353
      @flixs1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lions have legs sun no has legs so it can't run away easy claps

    • @imantslase1096
      @imantslase1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flixs1353 fax

    • @bigal7613
      @bigal7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but the sun is hotter than your mom

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    Oh, I noticed something.
    While the mass of the lions can indeed theoretically be used for fusion, most of the elements aren't relative for fusion before the star reaches supernova.
    But they would also increase the mass of the sun, increasing the rate of fusion and thus shortening the lifespan of the star.
    In other words: the lions play the long game.

    • @renner695
      @renner695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You're a genius 😱

    • @Kitkat-986
      @Kitkat-986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Heavier elements can't be fused, and would diffuse the hydrogen of the star, shortening its lifespan. That being said, strangely enough, sending a giant ball of hydrogen at the sun would also shorten its lifespan for different reasons. More massive stars burn hydrogen at an exponentially higher rate, thus larger stars burn much, much hotter but also burn out faster.

    • @thelambsauce7307
      @thelambsauce7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @T w x n k l e you don’t speak for me or anyone else you mong

    • @mostdefinitelyahuman6875
      @mostdefinitelyahuman6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      …the REALLY long game, like 3 billion years long

    • @masterchief5603
      @masterchief5603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm how bout Fabian strats..
      Let lions evolve to an intelligent being for another ~1-5 billion years before sun strikes with it's red giant and supernova phase.
      Then those beings makes tools to consume sun.
      Then sun gets broken in bits only to be stored within those creatures batteries.
      Therefore Lions won but by mutating ... So ya and after that they will still be there cause wild life century stuff.

  • @ikiyou_
    @ikiyou_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    “Everything the sun touches will one day be yours. Unless you can manage to snuff it out first.”

  • @tolvajtamas8567
    @tolvajtamas8567 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cant wait for Lionball to be released. Imagine the series going on: Lionball Z, Lionball GT...

  • @janelantestaverde2018
    @janelantestaverde2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    There is a crucial flaw to this calculation:
    Since everything the light touches is the lion kings kingdom, without the sun the kingdom would seize to exist, thus causing the lion ball to break apart.
    Either the sun wins or no one wins in this scenario.

    • @mrschrubelhupfyay6397
      @mrschrubelhupfyay6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But if the lionball gets hot enough to burst into flames before destroying the sun this would lead to more light, allowing the kingdom to continue its existance

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wrong. You forgot by halfway through the statement that everything the light touches is the lions’ kingdom, therefore they already rule over the sun, and don’t need to destroy it

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrschrubelhupfyay6397 If that were to happen, then technically yes. Now my question would be how long a gigantic ball of lions can actually burn. Wouldn't it just burn the lions on the surface? I don't think it could reach the inside of it if it is a dense sphere of lions. Meaning, almost none of the sphere's "fuel" would be used to create light.

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brandonm1708 Now, does the light of the sun touch itself? 🤔
      And what if the lions just _want_ to destroy it? The video didn't really explain what the lions intention was. I feel like they didn't willingly form a gigantic ball and tossed themselves at the sun. Meaning, they have no choice but to destroy it.

    • @mrschrubelhupfyay6397
      @mrschrubelhupfyay6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janelantestaverde2018 ideally Id want the core to burn in a way thatd make the lions either into a planet or a star, they certainly have the mass for it

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    When you said the sun had a 51km diameter, for a second I questioned everything I thought I knew

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      51km is pretty long

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard The average length of lions is about 1.7 metres; accounting for sexual dimorphism and not including the tail. Multiply this by a billion and we get 1.7 billion metres, or 1.7 million km. So yeah, the lions are longer.
      My bad, it's actually a trillion lions. That would make it 1.7 billion km. It just keeps getting worse for the sun, huh?

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YEs69th420 interesting 🤔

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@YEs69th420 What if the lions tell the sun that the galaxy right next to it called it ugly. Then the lions would have beat the sun because they could say get pranked bro and the sun would kill itself

    • @kebin2392
      @kebin2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamgoo idk what i just read but it sounds promising

  • @arcadianempire
    @arcadianempire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I think you need to take into account the fact that lions turn into stars when they die so any casualties would immediately result in even more offense

    • @dovhadark7108
      @dovhadark7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      so mufasa is a war veteran agains the sun then

    • @llcdrdndgrbd
      @llcdrdndgrbd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Would they be distant stars that just say *remember who you are* to the lion ball

    • @korvus1248
      @korvus1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@llcdrdndgrbd 🤣 🤣

  • @polaro_2262
    @polaro_2262 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    next time try the One Trillion Suns VS Lion