We Defibrillated a Steak
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thats the name of my choir teacher 😳
You should do a vid on Bullets and how they go into people
2010: surgery on a grape
2020: we defibrillated a steak
IT RHYMES
*_Mouse_* in need of getting defibrillated
th-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/w-d-xo.html
&dahi&ee
I’ve seen you twice today. Weird
@@microwavedcaprisun7613 no?
Grape
steak
More LIIIIIKKKKKKEEEESSSS
"This is my homemade defibrillator" are possibly the most terrifying words I've ever heard.
Yes same for me beacuse thet means that he is smarter then me
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@@temmie9430 _"Yes same for me beacuse thet means that he is smarter then me"_
...smarter than *I*."
Test: "He is smarter than I am smart," no?
7:34 My dad did something like this when I was a kid because the earthworms loved eating the roots of my mom's cactus plants. He just took a big extension cord and wrapped it around large barn nails, drove them into the ground on opposite sides of the garden, then sprayed the ground with water. We'd crouch down and used insulated pliers to grab them as they came out of the ground. Obviously, we made sure to wear shoes and not touch the ground with our flesh.
hahaha amazing
He must have put a big fuse in the box during that operation
@@roryhennessey8836 I don't think there was enough current passing between the nails to actually trip the breaker because the worms would come out of the ground alive. Obviously they were very lively, but they weren't being fried, so I think the dirt itself wasn't conductive enough to trip the breaker even with the water sprayed on it.
When I worked food safety in the beef plant we had a stimulator. Made the entire side of beef jump. We locked it out to inspect for cleanliness and it was still super scary
what is the point of defibbing a steak why not difib your car battery?🤣🤣
Imagine your just monitoring a steak and it jump 💀 that would have been so scary lol
@@SaraMorgan-ym6ueSomeone forgot to watch the video
"Worms"
Wewdn't it be "werms"?
oh look, robert duke decorative items
They’re paid actors
Noice
Correct
Breaking News:
Local man uses hospital equipment to electrocute dirt
yes but i was impressed with how well that worked and also a little creeped out
Hahahaha well summed up! It was amazing how well it worked..
Florida man*
Lmao lets revive the earth
he's a Florida man
I defibrillated my very first patient who came into the ER and he absolutely did jump, heart first, up from the table. Dude came back twice and I personally wheeled him to the cardiac ward. I hope he's still alive today, since he was only 40 back then.
Good for you! 💜👏👏👏
I bet it is really scary the first several times of doing that!
Taking ‘so raw it’s still moving’ to a whole other level
9:07 here’s when they actually get to the steak
god bless you
Thanks! 👍
Thank you
Thank you
Thanks. Haha
"Home-made" and "Defibrillator" are not words that go together, Kevin.
But he said them together i am confused
@@themightyangustma2753 this isnt reddit
How bout I do, *anyways*
purpleYamask
Yeah, I don't think it even can defibrillate at that point...
Yes they are
"don't buy a defibrillator for cooking fish"
No, just use a homemade one LOL
That worm thing was fascinating. Maybe something like that can be used to deal with more dangerous invasive worms?
Wouldn't it also affect native worms?
@@ShiratoriIsOffline There is a huge swathe of the US & Canada that actually doesn't have native worms. They're all invasive. Not all of them are a problem, but neither would be getting rid of them. But, irregardless, you can just gather up the bad ones & ignore the others, if you know how to tell the difference.
Wonder if anyone’s tried using it at a lower strength to improve soil quality.
@@MrChristianDT I learned something interesting, thanks
If it just rained and you point a flash light at the ground the worms will crawl out to crawl in the pools of water if it rained that much
Famous last words, “I made a defibrillator at home.”
I'm the only reply mwahaha
*comments behind you* "Nothing personal kiddo..."
These bright sparks have always blinded me.
More like "I made a fibrillator at home."
well at least if he accidentally kills himself theres a defibrillator handy for whoever discovers him lol
Waiter: How would you like your steak sir?
Me: *Medium defibrillated*
Defibrillated on the rocks 😂😂😂
Waiter: "What!?"
underrated
That will be $19.99 sir.
hahahahaha i should say this the next time i head out to eat 😂😂😂
5:54 you know something is dangerous when the backyard scientist is scared
What I've learn about ventricular fibrillation, is it's easier to compare it to swimming. If you do dedicated strokes, you'll move. But, if you flail, you don't go anywhere. Instead of moving water, your heart moves blood. And when it sputters, it isn't moving blood
. Go
The heart is a SYSTEM of pumps and chambers. If it’s all wobbling spastically at the same time, it’s not able to send/receive blood. No matter how energetically it is dysfunctionally wobbling.
Defibs stun the heart into inaction; the practical aspect of that is then, with appropriate cardiac massage, the heart can sync back up with correct timing thru nervous system.
Gotta stop the heart flopping to start it working. Technically, you are inducing death so you can prevent it becoming permanent.
A spastic heart muscle is not being oxygenated. It will expire unless stunned into inaction
“This is my homemade defibrillator” is just one of those sentences that makes your hair stand on edge
Literally
Take the like and go.
Much like the defibrillator itself
You can too. His model doesn't have the safety measures, its basically the transformer for thousands of volds, and the capacitor big enough to hold it. Its expensive and wont work on people withiut proper connection or safety. Still its a good project.
Gave me a shiver
“Homemade defibrillator” is genuinely some of the most terrifying words you’ve said
Almost as scary is "backyard physician"
@@simonrossi3640 lol
2:08 "You're pretty much doctors as far as I'm concern..."
Agreed
Why is this so f***ing funny lmao
They didn’t say clear
I genuinely love your guys joy and excitement.. the video reminds me of my childhood. It’s so refreshing to see actual happiness with the way TH-cam and the world is now.
2010: surgery on a grape
2020: defibrillator on a steak
@@EpicLokvanji it was in 2010 th-cam.com/video/KNHgeykDXFw/w-d-xo.html&app=desktop
hey that rhymes
@@thefiregodzapp god I feel old reading that
"Homemade defibrillator on the steak"
Wtf surgery on a 🍇
"How do you want your steak?"
*Revived*
Just bring a live cow to my table. I'll carve off what I want, then ride the rest home.
Then marinate your steak with quick revive soda but not for too long if u dont like beef smelling like fish
Mouse in need of getting *_defibrillated_*
th-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/w-d-xo.html&uyyf
**marinates with revive**
Normal sinus rhythm, please.
What a must-have for a fisherman! First you get to catch all the worms in your backyard, then you can tenderize all the fish you caught with those worms! Brilliant!
5:17 usually if you have the words “homemade” and “defibrillator” in the same sentence it’s not gonna go well
Imagine being in a hospital bed, only minutes before operation, and your doctor slams a bundle of batteries and wires on the table and says to you "This is my homemade defibrillator."
"What is that thing?!?! What kind of doctor even are you?!”
"I'm an experienced naturopathic doctor of holistic and energy healing. You're in great hands."
"GET ME AWAY FROM THIS QUACK!!!"
Probably Medic from TF2
and he also brings a cup of worms “look what i got by defibrillating the ground, i wonder what’ll happen to you though”.
@@c1liate
"When I gave my all clear, the patient's heart was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!"
(Note, in this scenario the "doctor" is paramedic for this scene and everything is happening in an ambulance)
The 'test subject's' family: "Are you sure this will work doctor?"
'Medic': I HAVE NOO IDEA!! _Proceeds to de-fib the subject with the homemade defibrillator_
=0
Florida man named Kevin died then brought back to life with a defibrillator bought off Amazon, uses it to cook steak.
how was this comment posted 12 minutes ago
How
probably just coma
When you have gained so much power from Florida man that you can post comments 12 minutes before the actual video is up
better be a gator steak
You did that defibbrelatly!
That defibrillator in the intro looks old enough to have been powered by the original Baghdad Batteries
“Homemade defibrillator”
2 words that should never be used back-to-back
there are few worse words that can follow the word "homemade."
“Hand Knitted Face Mask”
3...
Handmade condom
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Homemade wooden flamethrower
"we defibrillated a steak"
The steak: *turns back into the cow*
wait if that worked that would make i n f i n i te st ea k because it would be more steak than u started
@Pham Hoang Gia Baoi wish man
The cow: uno reverse card
I was hoping I could find someone to woosh
@@Voidi-Void BuT THaTs NOt How SCIencE WoRks
your welcome
The way you just flinged the worms lmao😭
I like how titles are so straightforward like this
“Homemade Defibrillator” That sentence should never be uttered in front of a patient, just hearing that would give someone an irregular heartbeat
at least then they have a defibrillator to help them out ;)
@@mohammedbaig9569 "CLEAR!"
*Room gets stained in red & "gummy worms"*
@zachyielz 23 *_" G u m m y "_*
*_" W o r m s "_*
Hmmmmm? Irregular heartbeat you say? Well don’t I have the gadget for you!
@@TweekLudwig These gummy worms taste pretty good
Gordon Ramsay: Your steak is so raw, a TH-camr would try to defibrillate it.
funny
laughed
Gordon Ramsay with two *_defibrillated mice_*
th-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/w-d-xo.html&gor
Your steak is so raw its eating the salad
RAW
I wonder how different these experiment would be with a modern day biphasic defibrillator, perhaps any fresh meat will move in both directions
My god yes, I didn't think of that
@simon roberts I have an LP12 with paddles but no fresh meat
@simon roberts 12 Lead, NIBP, EtCO2, Nellcor SpO2, and NIBP but the NIBP module seems to have failed because the cuff won't inflate and the internal and external tubing appears to be all goos
The restaurant staff is prepared for emergencies like this. They quickly grab the defibrillator and use it to revive you. But as you come to, you realize something strange. Your steak is still sitting on the plate, perfectly cooked and untouched. It's like time stood still while you were being defibrillated
"Shocks the ground to force the worms out"
Bird: **Stares at the power line intensely**
It reminded me of the scene from the godzilla movie from like the 90s or 00s
#theBirdsArentReal
@@peytonstrong1869 yes! I remembered that too! Baby face Matthew Broderick
@@corporalmcmuffin7562 its a lie from a government
And if you think were being serious you have 0 iq
Bro I instantly remembered the Godzilla 1999 worm scene in the beginning after reading that first line bro.
instructions unclear, the steak is now walking around in my lawn
You can call 66479347629 and arrange for a mechanic to check whats wrong
Mine too except it grew legs and arms and started mowing my lawn
@Pham Hoang Gia Bao more of a humanoid creature
@@Piss_about_farm A LaTeX MoNsTeR!?
So, it's a steak-out?
I was blown away by the worm part. That's actually incredible.
You need an electrolytic solution/gel to appropriately allow the charge to flow. Also, when a patient suffers asystole that’s when CPR comes into play. It gets the heart to start spasming at which point you can defibrillate it in order to restore a normal sinus rhythm. Not a doctor but keep that in mind!
The term "Homemade Defibrillator" inspres almost as much confidence as "gently used condoms"
Comment of the day my man, comment of the day
Slightly cracked sample of Ebola
gently washed and dried by pixies after use
😂🤮
"mildly old pop tart"
A Homemade Defibrillator sounds like a good way to get nominated for a Darwin award
what's a darwin award
@@monsterplayer2217 a award that gives you lots of money.
@@monsterplayer2217 when you die doing something that's your own fault accidentally
@@user-vo9xo8hq9x oh
@@user-vo9xo8hq9x *when someone successfully remove themselves form the gene pool
+ How would you like your fish, sir?
- Defibrillated, good man.
’Put him in the worm cup!’
Alternative title: Giving worms heart attacks with a defibrillator lol
Worms have no hearts
@@Polyglot_English really, I thought they have like 24 hearts!
@@offbrandstudios8360 I thought they only had five
Did you see the warm that was on top then got shocked again thing about jumped off the ground
@@Polyglot_English Your joking I hope....
As an EMT I actually find this really interesting.
Wanna defibrillate worms?
Same here. I’ve seen plenty of those old Physio-Control models work like new even after nearly 40 years old. That LP6 he’s using is a beast.
Awesome Games same here! Now I'm afraid I'll probably lose my job the first night we're bored and I suggest doing this with the LifePak lol.
As a high school student, I find this super interesting!
College student here! Also thoroughly enjoyed it!
dad: who's ready for steak??
kid: me!!--what are you doing, dad?
dad: cooking steak the *right* way
"Homemade" and "defibrillator" are two words that should never be anywhere near each other
9:06. The moment you've been waiting for. You're welcome.
mvp!! his video always wasting time
i could have used that before i reached 9 mins
Y'all must have the shortest attention span that you can't watch 9 minutes of a video of even take 20 seconds to find the moment yourself.
@@anzacxlag2606 or take 10 secs to find tho comment and jump to the spot.It’s not that hard either
Thank you! I was searching for this comment.
"A man defibrillates fresh meat, this is how defibrillator sales increased."
I like how I instantly know the channel this is referencing to.
Seeing this comment reminds me of -emia, presence in blood
Chubbyemu is that you
hyperelectroemia - high presence of electricity in blood
You should remove a and put Florida for maximum meme potential
TheBackyardScientist, you never cease to amaze me with your creative experiments! I never would have thought to try defibrillating a steak, but it's fascinating to see how the meat reacts to the electrical current. I love how you're always pushing the boundaries and trying new things, even if they seem a little unconventional. Your enthusiasm and curiosity are infectious, and I always learn something new from your videos. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see what crazy experiment you come up with next!
I was a service technician in Germany until 2000 and repaired many of these devices from Physio Control and Zoll Medical. As you can imagine, we also got up to a lot of mischief with these things in the workshop. However, bananas look most impressive a few hours after they have been defibrillated.
"How do you want your Steak served, sir?"
*"Revived.”*
"Defibrillated"
You mean alive
"Resurrected."
Yes
@@BiggusNickus Hahaha🤣
The mark of a true genius is almost getting yourself killed but not quite
I mean, if anything went wrong theres a defibrillator right there 😆
@@TheBackyardScientist Very Chaotic Neutral of you
The man's right, as long as he has a deffibliator he's fine.
Well, yeah. You have to be a genius to just barely not die.
Reminds me of a certain super genius with a portal gun
TheBackyardScientist: chilling
His mother: *Son, why is the electric bill so high?*
Imagine that you listen to a conversation like:
"Tomorrow I'm going fishing. Can I borrow your defibrillator?"
Shoutout to the Darwin Award winner that went "HEY... IF YOU ELECTROCUTE THE GROUND IT MAKES THE WORMS COME TO THE SURFACE!" without taking into account that they were, also, standing on said ground.
Bruh moment
They were on foam, so they were plenty insulated.
You don’t have to die to get a Darwin Award
There are other ways to use that defibrillator and still get the award 😏
@@mysan7754 He is talking about the device in the 80s that lead to 30 deaths, that is directly referenced to prior to the foam
the sad thing is most of those deaths were children playing with the devices
Imagine if the steak somehow just got up and said “moo”
Attack of the zombie cows.
LMAO
*_Mouse_* in need of getting defibrillated
th-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/w-d-xo.html
&dahi&eez
Lol, that would be so funny and terrifying
It's *RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!*
No matter how nerdy you are, you are top notch because you're too entertaining
Honestly, I like to see a real life Frankenstein's monster in my time. Politicians destroy lives while I would like to create lives to the dead. I think it's poetic.
This guys :we defibrillated a steak
The steak:Its to late guys i dead.
@@justinmiller129 bruh it was alive just stuck
😂
Only simps joke about death
Fish: you can’t kill me
dead things can move sometimes
Steak on defibrillation:"You won't let me live, you won't let me die"
@@dont6439 ok I won't
@@dont6439 then dont comment
Good idea to *_defibrillate mice_* ?
th-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/w-d-xo.html
Tell me, defibrillator. Do you bleed?
When he shocked himself, Franklin remarked that he'd nearly killed a goose.
I love your protective gear safety protocol. 😅
Worm: minding his business.
Suddenly got the electric chair treatment, then got speared onto an hook and waterboarded before being released.
George Bush would be proud.
Lol
@@franklofarojr.2969 The Patriot Act works flawlessly as always
He says he lives in Florida but if you think about it that's pretty close to Guantanamo
average game of dbd vs a doctor
9:10
When they finally electrocute the steak.
And just to summarize: Small spark, no difference made
You are an absolute time savior 👌
You're a hero that we need.
People will sing folk songs for generations about your actions here today
Jokes on you guys, missed the worm extraction
@@PrinceMandal the hero we needed but didn't deserve :( ty JJ
I now need a defibrillator for fishing and hunting it appears
I like watching your videos more than being in science class watching what you do is so much more fun but at least in class we get to watch Bill 9 the science guy
"30 people died doing this, so let's try it!"
Imagine being one of those 30 people, getting to the afterlife: "So, how did you die?" "Um, I was electrocuting some worms in the backyard.."
"29 people died doing this, so let's try it!"
- 30th person that died doing this
@@justinmiller129
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@@justinmiller129 th-cam.com/video/V0g5A4m9ggQ/w-d-xo.html perfect💗
@@justinmiller129 clickbait, doesn’t show any defibrillators
“Oh wow, me too!”
Now that's a food shot.
Rumors are heard they beated the beat
Just to let you know that I'm one of your follower, you are soo cool.
Wow I just saw this commebnt
Yes misha unlike f1
Out of all people, I wasn't expecting you to be here! Love your videos Misha.
Casually Defibrillating earth worms
~backyard scientists
What a crazy experiment, interesting though!!
"Anyway that's how I lost my medical licence"
Is nice
Medicc, place a dispenser here!
@@iamvan7243 Pootispencer here
r/unexpectedtf2
Do you mind if you hold your ribcage open a bit? I can't seem to- A
Ok so from now on, fresh snapper gets a good shock before going on the Traegar. Got it! I will be the coolest dad in the neighborhood now!
You already are you nut! And your lawn looks great even in the winter
Wish I could have fresh snapper all the time.
He says this in the video if you watch it
The same contraction on fresh fish happens if you microwave it also.
LCN, shouldn't you be mowing the at freedom factory?
Added bonus: getting to pound your fist on the steak, shouting, “Live, damn you! Liiiiiiiiive!”
“Homemade defibrillator” really has a...different ring to it
Yeah
HIM: we dont have a defibrillator! ME: THEN MAKE ONE
This man is making home made weapons of mass destruction and no one is batting an eye, the amount of experimental weapons this man has made is amazing😂😂
That's how you make PANKO bread crumbs.
Raw dough is "cooked" by passing electrical current through. Changes the molecular structure making the crumbs harder/crisper but has more of a pumice lava.
Imagine being in dire need of medical help and then you hear "so this is my homemade defibrillator..."
I'd probably tell him "Please just let me die, I'm all good"
Well, the first defibrillators were home made by physicians. Early models were 60 HZ AC models, which were eventually proved inferior to DC models.
At 360 joules, you will actually damage the heart muscle, it's pretty much a Hail Mary setting. It's a case of, the patient is already dead, so we can't make 'em worse, but might bring the patient back.
Because, we can pretty much fix anything but dead, that just can't be fixed.
the pure shock of hearing this would make your heart run like a charm again. no defib needed
they continued with saying "yeah, made it of a toaster. It actually got a lot of views on TH-cam." and right before your death there is a quiet "this death is sponsored by raid shad-" ...
@@leonardjohnson5305 at least it serves a purpose to die fpr (backyard) scientific reasons
Whoa, defibrillating the ground to get worms to come to the surface was one of the most interesting things I’ve seen in a long time.
I know right!
Same
You can get the same effect (without the electricity) by putting a metal stake in the ground and hitting it over and over, preferably with something else that's metallic. Or, you can use a "tamper" and just tamp the ground over and over and they'll come up as well. Both methods work extremely well down close to a river.
@@dgoddard tamper?
@@slimeball4l540 Just a flat piece of steel (maybe 6"x6") on the end of a handle so you can bounce it off the ground.
I'm sitting on my toilet on the other side of the world and I feel a Electric Shot I guess you did it LOL
I was an electrician in a large slaughter house back in the 1970's and can remember reading a cattle article that some company was running two experiments on cattle. They were shocking the sides of beef before moving them into chill box
to tenderize the meat and feeding cattle a think they said a halve a pound of cement dust in a attempt to fatten them up quicker. Place had a separate building that provide cuts of meats to restaurants. Found out that a steak house we liked purchased nothing but cheap cow meat. They had the meat run thru a pinning machine that put holes in it then soaked it in tenderizing solution for awhile.
Gordon Ramsay: Is this steak fresh or frozen ?
Waiter: It's defibrillated.
Gordon Ramsay:
Waiter:
IT'S FCKING RAW
"Now you know how a defibrillator works. You're a doctor as far as im concerned"
Thanks man. Its not easy
Defibrillating the worms underground reminds me of Godzilla(1998)...
"Im singing in the rain!"
When I was a kid in Temperance, Michigan, an old guy showed me how to get worms for fishing. You take two coat hangers and stretch them out, then you cut off the end of an extension cord and wrap them around the ends of the coat hangers. Insert the coat hangers into the grass in your front yard about 3 feet apart and then plug the extension cord in; You will literally see the worms flying to the surface where you can pick them up while wearing gloves and shoes.
“What if it sprays on us and then it's, like, electrified soda”
With that level of understanding they really shouldn't be building their own defibrillators.
It's the backyard scientist he's gonna do it either way
Lmao
True enough, lol
Liquid CAN conduct electricity, genius.
@@davelowets someone should look up the term "the path of least resistance"
Just casually giving worms heart attacks
Eh, we can bring them back with the defibrillator
my weeb self though of death note-
@@imbored3063 what
Ben Franklin would be proud
@@imbored3063 ok
Hi I knew the defibrillator wouldn’t work on the stake you need to do mouth to mouth resuscitation and chest compression’s as well lol nice video
"I'm just gonna jump back so that the soda doesn't spray me"
The soda: "Yeah screw you"
Worms: *minding their business*
Two giant men “haha zappy boom”
Worms:👁👄👁
Gordon Ramsay be like
“This steak so raw it’s still moving
Chef
“Get the crash cart”
But instead of it being a medical crash cart it’s full of cooking utensils 🤣
Im about to say Gordon Ramsay cant believe the way he cook the steak
I let out the most disgusting cackle rn, you killllllllled me with this one 💀💀💀
2:07
Patient: **COUGH** YOU NEARLY KILLED ME! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MEDICAL LICENSE?
Doctor: uhhhhh, TheBackyardScientist said I'm pretty much a doctor as far as he's concerned.
Patient: ... **beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep**
Dude, the worm thing was kinda crazy...worked WAY better than I expected!!
"Instead of restarting your heart it will probably explode it"
-Kevin 2020
@Jimin Xu i knew someone was gonna say that🤣
I've been a paramedic for 27 years. That is the oldest defibrillator I've ever seen that still works.
Well to be fair it looks like it sat in storage since 1991. Thats the last time the unit was inspected. It came with everything brand new still in packaging. replacement parts, leads, electrodes, gel, a manual with full schematics and test waveforms for like every single transistor (and a military manual thats only like 5 pages lol), it also came with these funny ECG electrodes that use suction instead of adhesive.
@Enrage X defibrillator go brrrrrrrrr
I’m dying 😂
@@TheBackyardScientist can you make something that will be able to see two pretty best friends?
Same, I've been a medic for 18 years and have never seen one that old actually used.
Shortcut: just put the defibrillator in the lake.😂😂
Homemade-defibrillator-like device has been used by fishermen in the Philippines for a long time. They use it to fish in rivers, flooded rice fields, and even at sea.
"Quick were losing him , get me a defibrillator"
"Sir it's a steak"
"It will be soon"
" No I mean it's for the hospital barbecue"
"Spare me your humour"
"But it is it's already marinaded in honey"
"I won't lose him"
"*Sigh*"
it's alive
just gonna leave it here: th-cam.com/video/4qP8LHurwHw/w-d-xo.html
I like the “spare me your humour”
The continuation:
“Sir we already put it on the barbecue we want to eat it”
“It’s not just a steak…it’s…..”
“Go on sir”
“MY PATIENT THAT IM NOT LOOSING TO A BARBEQUE”
The hospital staff: *sigh*
*starts eating the steak anyway*
“I’ve lost my first patient”
*sadness intensifies*
LOL