11:46 "First, I want to let every homosexual out there know that we are setting up rehabilitation center. Those whose rectums have been ruptured". Bwahahaha... nearly spat my coffee all over the table!
I'm a simple creature, I see the name Pasta Ssempa and I click. Long live Ssempa of the highest orda. Best thing to come out of Uganda. Greetings from the Slovenia.
God's watching him beleive me the pro homosexual $atanists that run America ain't going to touch him, a lot of you just see the comedy in pastor but his points are absolutley bang on always he leaves the people who fight for homosexuality with nothing to say when he hits them with facts and also the evidence 🍆😉😅 he knows scripture very well, he's got a real understanding of Jesus christ and the gospels go watch just one of his sermons he's actually a really intelligent man and he's fighting for what's actually right amen & god bless him
0:13 R.I.P ears 0:47 "LOOO!" 1:09 Pastas are introduced 1:49 Pasta Ssempa interrupts Pasta Male 2:58 Uganda officially declared a superpower 3:40 Pasta Male speaking in tongues 4:20 Pasta Male speaking with himself 4:53 Pasta Ssempa becomes a woodpecker 5:18 Is Pasta Ssempa gae? 6:50 Pasta Male defines "sodomy" 10:21 "So, so, so, so" thumbs up! 10:31 Pasta Ssempa is confused 13:16 Ssempa breaks into St. Vitus dance 13:30 Ssempa promotes his merchandise 14:29 Ssempa laughs his ass off 16:24 Ssempa's perfect smile 18:11 Relaxing time 19:50 Host gets pissed off 20:28 Ssempa promotes his merchandise (again)
Yeah but the interviewees are a lot more out of control and outspoken so the interviewer has to act as a mediator and direct the conversation more. It’s a cultural difference which leads to different style of communication and different roles
Oh yeah, especially debates in their Parliament. It's awesome: www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfENfdSHSsAw&ved=0ahUKEwiatIzt0OjhAhVEwsQBHUkTCTUQo7QBCBwwAA&usg=AOvVaw0917ERySk9DljFFi-f2oZV Should take note that too 🙂People would be interested in politics much more after watching such debates
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
The first company to offer 24/7 Ugandan TV streaming to Americans like me will be absolutely filthy rich. I could watch this all day. Please just take my money.
@@domualexso they're "primitive" because they don't agree with the gae agenda???. there are a lot of Westerners that agree with this, but because of "political correctness" very few express their true feelings.
@@temioluwa120 it's okay to not agree with homosexuality, but their ways of dealing with it and understanding it is bad - he said that the rehabilitation centres are for 'damaged rectums' but they should be to help gay people learn methods to control their homosexual desires e.g prayer, fasting, reading about the negative affects of homosexuality on society
Pasta Ssempa is a maniac,he ALWAYS laugh and smile after his discusses,like he's acting,reading a script,just there to make pasta Male mad and troll everyone
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you.....
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
2:57 "Uganda has joined the group of super-power nations such as Russia,Nigeria,Saudi Arabia in taking a strong stand against sodomeh" super power nations in standing against sodomeh 😂😂😂
From Wiki: "Ssempa graduated from Makarere with a Bachelor's degree in Social Science, specializing in sociology. He later received a Master of Arts degree in counseling from Philadelphia Biblical University. In 2006, that same university awarded Ssempa an unaccredited honorary doctorate for his work with people with AIDS. In 2010, it denounced Ssempa for his public policy on sodomy in Uganda." There goes his PhD...
I wonder if these guys realize they are developing a huge following around the world, all because "who is gay? You are gay? Are you a lesbian? Pasta, pasta, pasta!" - sweet - never thought I'd be tuning into Ugandan television 🤣🤣🤣
Tbh the interviewer was kinda passive aggressive and kept interrupting ssempa, I can understand why he’s saying that there is an agenda against him (which there definitely is)
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Whenever I have a stressful day, I watch pasta's interviews. Relaxation of the highest ordaah
Odah*
Ordah?!*
it's a bit weird how you are relaxed by an extremely homophobic man
It is Africa.
Get over it!!!
🤣
@@xXXangelofdarknessxXX666 Sodome Defenda!
I'm disappointed he didn't bring his vegetable bag this time
😘😁😂
Naked Beekeeper lmao
Naked Beekeeper why bag
@@89kulture why vegetables
Doesn't that makes him gay?
"America, they want to bomb me" - Pasta Ssempa.
im dying =))
But you do believe that Russians want to hack you so that's kinda the same
Chima Chinda fav line of all time😂🤣😭😅
He is a us citizen 💯
LOL
11:46 "First, I want to let every homosexual out there know that we are setting up rehabilitation center. Those whose rectums have been ruptured". Bwahahaha... nearly spat my coffee all over the table!
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4yrs ago..dude.you the first discovered this treasure is funny as hell.
11:46 hhhhhh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a simple creature, I see the name Pasta Ssempa and I click.
Long live Ssempa of the highest orda. Best thing to come out of Uganda. Greetings from the Slovenia.
You'll like my channel then
good nyahs for the whole warldya
From the Slovenia also
From california
*ordahh
I'm glad Pasta is okay. I almost thought Americans really bombed him, but hopefully he's safe and sound
YEAH I THOUGHT HE'S DEAD GLAD HE'S OKAY 😂😂😂
safe and proud
He is UNBOMBABLE. His vegetables will protect him 100%
He is gay, he is happy
God's watching him beleive me the pro homosexual $atanists that run America ain't going to touch him, a lot of you just see the comedy in pastor but his points are absolutley bang on always he leaves the people who fight for homosexuality with nothing to say when he hits them with facts and also the evidence 🍆😉😅 he knows scripture very well, he's got a real understanding of Jesus christ and the gospels go watch just one of his sermons he's actually a really intelligent man and he's fighting for what's actually right amen & god bless him
Pasta never forget the evidence
🌵🍆🥕🍌🥒🌽🍠
@Alan Harper thats the pain part
Alan Harper yes cactus
LMFAO CACTUS AND CORN
Bokoya!
🤣
*I Only came here for PASTA*
SSG Squidward me too. And his cucumber 😂
Kukumba
But doesn't that make you gay?
Stephen Tullino *so who is gay?*
@@pastoryoda2789 YOU are gae
11:54 can we use a more sober language, people are having breakfast this morning 😂😂😂
Ok, I'm sorry. Those whose behind has been ruptured
😂😂😂😭
lmao
@Charlene Amee he is like a father figure to me.
Rektums *
I'm sorry, he just stormed in.
Why are you gae?
@@simonkaggwanjala6873 these 🍆🥒🥕🍌 are the instruments you use!
LABALABALABA SOKO-OLEKEH!
Hey
@@higherpower254 Pasta, Pasta! Pepe is a man.
0:13 R.I.P ears
0:47 "LOOO!"
1:09 Pastas are introduced
1:49 Pasta Ssempa interrupts Pasta Male
2:58 Uganda officially declared a superpower
3:40 Pasta Male speaking in tongues
4:20 Pasta Male speaking with himself
4:53 Pasta Ssempa becomes a woodpecker
5:18 Is Pasta Ssempa gae?
6:50 Pasta Male defines "sodomy"
10:21 "So, so, so, so" thumbs up!
10:31 Pasta Ssempa is confused
13:16 Ssempa breaks into St. Vitus dance
13:30 Ssempa promotes his merchandise
14:29 Ssempa laughs his ass off
16:24 Ssempa's perfect smile
18:11 Relaxing time
19:50 Host gets pissed off
20:28 Ssempa promotes his merchandise (again)
Just comedy
CONFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDA!
1:52 "confusion, confusion"
2:58 He knew what he did there. Even he is cracking on his own joke.
😂😂😂😂😂
'Those whose rectums have been ruptured'
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
I died when he said that 😂😂
I'm sorry those whose behinds have been ruptured.
@@pastadrmartinssempa6295 i'm dying 😂😂😂
Pasta can you use more sober language there are people eating breakfast🤣🤣🤣
Ugandan out there having the best of live television, uncut. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr))
In Europe the interviewer stays out of the discussion, in Africa the interviewer can join whenever he like 🙌🏽
They never stay outside tho
*Interviewa**
In Europe and America interviewer are undercover sjw activists
What?
Yeah but the interviewees are a lot more out of control and outspoken so the interviewer has to act as a mediator and direct the conversation more.
It’s a cultural difference which leads to different style of communication and different roles
“Ssempa can you keep quiet?” 😹😹😹
Najo K
😂😂😂
i am outraged
Adde ka-adde lmao 😂😂😂😂
Confusion confusion
and he proceeds to wave the t-shirt
At least pasta was invited this time, unlike before hand dialling in then physically pulling up to the interview
They ah two pastas on that intahview. 😂
LMFAO
@@stingcobra8538 he means pasta ssempa😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry he just stormed in
America, take notes. If you really want more people to watch the news, learn from African debates.
Childish Madbino i agree
Oh yeah, especially debates in their Parliament. It's awesome: www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfENfdSHSsAw&ved=0ahUKEwiatIzt0OjhAhVEwsQBHUkTCTUQo7QBCBwwAA&usg=AOvVaw0917ERySk9DljFFi-f2oZV Should take note that too 🙂People would be interested in politics much more after watching such debates
-Null - Doesn’t dat make you gaeh?
Yes definitely
Yes yes cyka
Confusion of the highest *orda*
Bhai ye badhia show hai
Bass usko seriously nahi Lena chahiye India me aise show chahiye.
@@livecookingchannel5318 wats dat? 😂
@@stingcobra8538 he's saying, "it's a good show but shouldn't be taken seriously. "
Pastor is extremely intelligent, he knows what he's talking about.
but their English is actually better than most Paajeets
Pasta Sempa is the most straightforward man I have ever seen, never hesitates to do what he feels like doing
He performs the natural obligation
@@sindanonegongo1199😂😂😂😂
It’s good to see pastor alive and well. Big Botha 🙏
**PASTA*
*PASTA SENPAI
@@hannah_t Pasta
6years later I still come here for pastor
Pasta*
Pastah
0:14 RIP earphone users
I was rip without them xD
Fachry Ali F Who knew ear rape was invented in Uganda
@@pastoryoda2789 3 blAck mAn discussing something...
Tanmay 333 go on...
The sound engineer must have been given a hefty raise for this.
Uganda tv is the best no cuts inbetween the good stuff.
'Those whos behinds have been ruptured' ... I was crying 😆😆
The presenter lost it at 19:51 minute. “Let’s end this” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
@@pastorsolomon4378 Great copyPASTA material, thanks
"Sorry we lost you on the way"
Haha
Presentah* 😂
The place where we can talk peacefully without the fear of getting cancelled
My body is mexican, but my soul belongs to Uganda
Ahahah😂😂😂 u just killed me. That was a really good one!
And we welcome you with open arms.
Bro😂😂😂
I almost died laughing when Pasta said those who's rectum are being ruptured😂🤣🤣😂
Two pastas with two different sauces
Lmao 😂
Omg... i almost blurted the water i drank
"Confusion confusion"
They both cite the same sauces, they just interpret them differently
confusion of de highest ordaa!
I want some Pasta Ssempa Merch.
R E S I S T A N C E
Nebelung Cat Doesn’t dat make you gaeh?
Who is gae?
You ah gaeh
AFRICANS UNITE AGAINST SODOMY
13:35 no fruit this time but T-shirts and a hope for rehabilitations for rectums. Thanks Pasta.
**T-Shart*
* Rektums
The realest postor
Heyyy
Did he say those who are rectum has been raptured..?😂😂😂
This man is an absolute genius. Martin Ssempa 2020
Corona... Bad timing
Yea he is a great comedian
This is how so many people get misguided by such pastors, they can’t even hold a meaningful conversation but leading churches
@@yvonnenakisa8216 pastor is right
So who is gay?
You a gea
Why are you gae
@@CanopusLux who ses im gaey
Yu ar' transgenda'
@@horselovesporn so who is gay
Those fighting HIV are HIVists😂😂pasta wins
Hands down😂😂😂😭
Konfushon of da hayest odah!!
Who fight racism are racist.
His logic is right tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
Law of implication
The first company to offer 24/7 Ugandan TV streaming to Americans like me will be absolutely filthy rich. I could watch this all day. Please just take my money.
I cannot be the only person who found this video more comedic than anything 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
Eraaaaaah
I watch Pasta every week or two
Lol...its funny..but shows how primitive the African countries are
@@domualexso they're "primitive" because they don't agree with the gae agenda???. there are a lot of Westerners that agree with this, but because of "political correctness" very few express their true feelings.
@@temioluwa120 it's okay to not agree with homosexuality, but their ways of dealing with it and understanding it is bad - he said that the rehabilitation centres are for 'damaged rectums' but they should be to help gay people learn methods to control their homosexual desires e.g prayer, fasting, reading about the negative affects of homosexuality on society
4:49 Pastor Martin's laugh is golden😂
**Pasta*
Pasta Ssempa is a maniac,he ALWAYS laugh and smile after his discusses,like he's acting,reading a script,just there to make pasta Male mad and troll everyone
@@gs-nq6mw He's spitting facts,he deserves to laugh
@@javadsamad6713 definitely not but he is a great comedian
@@irgendeinname9256 devil buetifies what is haram and try’s to make halal look ugly
18:24 borders on comedy?
I think we're far past that mark😂
Malé: I've never gotten any money from the West.
Ssempa: It shows!
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ssempa is nothing without his demonstration "gadgets"
Jesal He shows us evidence
Do you recognize some of these things? 🍌🥕🥒
They use BANANAS
They use CARROTS
They use BANANAS!
They use QUCUMBA!
@@Randomizer92mx mbokoya
@@Billy-bn1rp BANANAS!
pasta is such a good person he always bring something in an interview .
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
@9:20 I salute you Pastor Ssempa on how you described Desmond Tutu 👏🏾👊🏾
Pasta*
What did I do? 😭
1:52 confusion, confusion...lmao
confusion of the highest orda!
of da highest orda
Man, I never knew morning news can be this entertaining. I hope the news channels in my country learn from this😂
Just to be clear, I'm not laughing at Ssempa, I'm laughing with Ssempa and it's laughter of the highest ordah!😂😅
pastor is woke AF
*pasta
He's not woke. He's against woke. He's anointed!
Pasta Ssempai is against woke
‘’Africa does not want this sickness’’ (words of a true Pasta)
Who noticed everytime the segment is ending in EVERY interview sempa is still talking 😂😂😂😂
He didn't bring the vegetables...
HE BROUGHT T-SHIRTS
Actually he brought t shaats
Before you scroll, do you recognise dese things??? 🥕🍌🥒
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
bokoya? qucamba and carrot
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Dope profile pic 😆😆
1:50 *SSEMPA CAN YOU KEEP QUIET*
Sir I.K Elzyy lol NO! i am OutRaged!!!
SSG Squidward 😂😂😂😂
@@pastoryoda2789 I'm extremely distressed
I AM OUTRAGED
I'm outraged..!!!
Why are you gea?
Who said I’m gay?
@@omegalaw8042 you ah geh. You ah transgenda. 😂
YOU ARE TRANSGENDAH
All comments here:
1% = normal comments
95% = memes about pasta ssempai
And the other 4% are *GEH*
So,what are the otha 4 perrrcent??? Confusion of da highast Oooorda!!!
TH-cam sent me here because of the other video. Too bad he didnt have the vegetables.
We must start a go fundme to keep him well "stoked"
They're "gadgets" tho
I still think Uganda should start exporting memes. It's got to be a billion dollar industry easy.
Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2349034052738) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you
@@pastorsolomon4378 what a hell is this
God created Uganda for fun
This is entertainment of the highest ORDA!
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@@pastorsolomon4378 confusion of the highest ORDAA
“Those who’s rectums have been ruptured can come”… “Pastor Pastor!!!” 😂😂😂
Have u come from ..so who's gay? Too like me🤣🤣🤣😆🙆omg this is top notch comedy with so much truth!!😂
Lol 😅
One person speaks but I hear three voices all the time 😹
😂😂😂
can’t get enough of Pasta Sempa
I'm sorry, Pasta never be quiet
*He is always Outrage*
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@@pastorsolomon4378 what😂😂😂😂
He tore your head off in that interview
Stfu, sodomy defenda
Before you go do you recognize these things?!! 🌽🥕🍆🍌🥦🍠🌶
This is a breath of fresh air,this is gold!
2:57 "Uganda has joined the group of super-power nations such as Russia,Nigeria,Saudi Arabia in taking a strong stand against sodomeh"
super power nations in standing against sodomeh 😂😂😂
He is a legend
And famously Zimbabwe
I lost it at 20:23 when the guy just pulls out a t shirt.
ETCReviewers lmao
even pulled a few out at around the 13.30 minutw markm.. LMAO
_"I have t-sharts"_
The way Ssempa pokes Male and says AHHH AH!!!!
Had me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me tooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:54 extremely overlooked moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"People are having breakfast" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uganda got it right brothers!
lol
18:07-18:13 " malay malay cool your jets, cool your jets"😂😂💀
Shhhhh.. Cool your jets
Pastor Sempa is like a national treasure 😂😂.
Pasta*
Absolutely!😂😂😂
"Let's not accuse each other of what we are guilty of"
11:45 is the part you are looking for. 😂😂😂
Edit: 6:40 also ansa one of da life's impotan questions. 😂
Those whos rectum have been ruptured 😂😂 im dead
I am waiting for the rapture 😂
I'm sorry, those whose behinds being ruptured.
Pasta Ssempa is my hero, wish we could have more of politicians like him
Greetings from Russia!
1:49 Sempa can you keep quiet?
2:58 Supapowah
First time I see Pasta arriving BEFORE the interview begins
7:00 penetrating the ANAS 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So what does Anas Malik mean? 🤔
.........for those whose rectums have been ruptured........ oh good Lord I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop it lol
13:19 Pasta gone wild
😂😂😂😂I want the shirt
@@lore2766 **shart*
Confusion of da highest orda
man this interviewer is very professionall. he handles them very well
Dude, I want that t-shirt lmao
*T-shart
Have you gotten it? Lol
I love Uganda’s news. Pasta sempa is a G
And this is MORNING TV?! Goodness knows how intense Ugandan TV gets after 10pm!
Hahahaha right
From Wiki:
"Ssempa graduated from Makarere with a Bachelor's degree in Social Science, specializing in sociology. He later received a Master of Arts degree in counseling from Philadelphia Biblical University. In 2006, that same university awarded Ssempa an unaccredited honorary doctorate for his work with people with AIDS. In 2010, it denounced Ssempa for his public policy on sodomy in Uganda."
There goes his PhD...
It just shows that that University is ran by sodomites
@@LionZ_ which is good innit
You're talking about me?
@@LionZ_ true you talk
A mind is a terrible thing to waste .
7:20 "can we get security to escort Male..." 😂😂😂
even after 9yrs i still find this interview interesting 😂
This is technically part 3 of Pasta Sempa.
PT1: why are you gae
PT2: why are you married
PT3: this one
All 3 are legendary
I don’t watch tv and talk shows for 10 years, now I only watch Uganda TV
“Pasta Senpai is online now”
0:14 jesus
your mother.
@@putamadre3398 no you
Biqq story
Sounds
Exactly what I said 😂😂😂
13:33 No we have t-sharts I have shirts nooooo I hava t-shart
Hahhahahha i like that part
RESISTANCE
As South Africans we do no recognize desmond tutu, he is means nothing to us
Speak only for yourself sir..... You are not the South Africans speaker..... Who elected you idiot?
Cut him off when he told Mam Winnie to apologize for stompi.
@@TheLastDrinkZA Exactly. he was serving the Western and Europeans interests and perpetuating their agenda. Mam Winnie was innocent
He was a sell out. Only interested in personal fame by buttlicking.
I was waiting for “uh-huhh” 😂😂😂
Where are the gadgets?
And other metalised ones
@@GoogleGebruiker
And they put it inside themselves !!
Bruce Banner Doesn’t dat make you gaeh?
@@nebelungcat6117 Tek ko namba ko chi nai wambi!!!!
Equipments
May God bless the soul of pastor Sempa for eternity
All Hail Pasta 😇🙌
Pasta Sspempa🤣🤣🤣 another meme
Pastor Ssempa is well-spoken, and his points always hit home👌🏾
Where can I find more if these ,is there a season 2, I'm dying here XD XD
Go to the Pasta’s TH-cam channel, search his name, and scroll. He did another morning breeze interview with a woman’s rights advocate last year ;)
💪💪💪💪 Pastor Sempa we are praying for you 💪💪🙏🙏🙏
Pasta*
“Bokoya”
"Carrots"
*Bogoya.
@Varix2006 Bilinganya.
Cucumba
guys i'm laughing so hard I cried! Each response was gold!
I wonder if these guys realize they are developing a huge following around the world, all because "who is gay? You are gay? Are you a lesbian? Pasta, pasta, pasta!" - sweet - never thought I'd be tuning into Ugandan television 🤣🤣🤣
That's a confusion of the highest ordahhh...
Tbh the interviewer was kinda passive aggressive and kept interrupting ssempa, I can understand why he’s saying that there is an agenda against him (which there definitely is)
Yeah, a stark contrast to Simon, who is calmer and lets Ssempa speak his mind.
*Martin Luther Ssempa*