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I mean, cryptobros can't even comprehend that buying a book doesn't give you license to use the IP... is five minutes of coding really unbelievably past their ability to do?
@@blakksheep736 riiiight. That didn't go so well IIRC. The fact that these dingbats either don't understand or don't care about the *very* plain English found in a Creative Commons license speaks so many feckin volumes holy shit
*They saw @jauwn, shut down their websites and Twitter, asked Quin for help, and he shut their game down… the perfect story for a movie, isn't it? We are glad that @jauwn made this movie with us. Happy end! :D dc from Red Eclipse
Jauwn shutting down Vage Strike's website with his mere presence followed by Quin updating the source code to brick the game is such a tag-team power move. Absolutely legendary
that was actually crazy good. like, imagine you rip a game to scam some people and the original dev just says "no" and disables you. No lawsuit, no extra publicity stunts you could pull, your ripped game is just bricked.
@@Zanophane_Gaming That and from what I've seen, most crypto/NFT investors and venture capital tech"bro" types tend to see artists (or just about anyone with tangible skills and passion for things outside of "getting rich" and "fawning over fancy-sounding shiny new tech that might maybe possibly let YOU become the next Jefflon Zuckergates") as this evil "elite" cabal that run a dictatorship on creativity and crush people's dreams while at the same time acting like they're this soon-to-be-deleted middleman that'll have to get a REAL job once AI gits gud in "2 weeks time" (whatever they consider a "real" job is to them I suppose)
@@Zanophane_Gaming That and crypto/techbros particularly dislike artists (or just about anyone in the creative sector) and see them as this barrier and unnecessary human element that gets in the way of them making their totally feasible and not-at-all-a-scam project and their shot at becoming a big tech billionaire.
"The jokes write themselves." No they don't, first some "developers" had to ask ChatGPT to write the jokes, then they added microtransactions to the jokes.
That whole "You can transfer a pickaxe from Minecraft to use in Call of Duty" thing will never make economic sense because game companies would much rather sell you 2 NFTs (one for each game) because then they both get a sale, or if they're already under the same umbrella (in this case, Microsoft) and do want to be nice and sell you only 1, *they can already do this without an NFT*, and it'll cost them far less to do so.
I know that example is probably based on the absurdism of it, but I love the concept of a Minecraft Pickaxe in Call of Duty. How would that even work? Would it be a fancy skin for the small knives? A special weapon that is basically that, but with more range and less strength? Or a weirdass tool that allows you to dig tunnels into the maps? Because I assume cryptobros generally picture the last option when even the second feels unreasonable to expect
@@dr.archaeopteryx5512You import your favourite Elden Ring weapon into Call of Duty. It scales with faith and arcane. What does that even mean in the world of Call of Duty? It’s gibberish. Even just moving a gun between gun games doesn’t work because something that might be mid in one game would be useless in another and ridiculously overpowered in a different one. Even if they could somehow make it work, all it would do is ruin the balance of every game that did it.
@@robertlee2092 They're cryptobros, do you think they actually understand how games work? Even from a development standpoint even on the same engine you probably can't take a thing and slap into a different game without breaking something.
"This would be *way* better for consumers" they all claim, blissfully unaware that that's the exact reason it will never happen. It's like they forget that they're not the only ones that will be able to screw other people over with NFTs, and big companies have been perfecting this art for decades.
The beauty of open source. Everyone who actually does work on it probably has 12 backdoors that only they know how to access set up to just absolutely fuck up someone's day in a situation just like this.
18:54 I had an aneurysm over this steam locomotive. From what I can see: It's an Atlantic (4 leading wheels, 4 driving wheels, 2 trailing wheels) that looks like it's from the 1930's trying to pass itself off as a Ten-Wheeler (4 leading wheels, 6 driving wheels, no trailing wheels) from the 1880's. The handrails around the smokebox (the front) look like they took it off another locomotive and slapped it onto the design, the pilot at the front looks like a short skirt compared to a cow-catcher pilot that would be there.The smokestack looks like someone squashed an actual shotgun stack from a locomotive from the 1800's. The whole running board looks modern. There's pipes that go to nowhere. The air compressors don't look connected to anything. The headlight looks like an electric one-compared to the oil lamps that would actually be used. The domes look like they took if off a Baldwin-pattern from the early 1900's. The cab looks like it was actually made out of steel in real life but the devs made it look like wood. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE CYLINDERS LOOK ABSOLUTELY WRONG, THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOMENT THERE'S PRESSURE IN THEM, THE CYLINDERS CAPS SHOOT OFF BECAUSE YOU DESIGNED THEM THAT BAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.; WHY IS THERE A TUBE RUNNING FROM ONE CYLINDER TO THE OTHER, YOU DON'T NEED THAT, THE ONLY PLACES THE CYLINDERS ARE CONNECTED TO ARE THE CYLINDER SADDLE AND EXHAUST, AND BOTH OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T THAT. You can slow down the video and count the amount of times the wheels move. I fear what the inside of the cab looks like, because I can only imagine it looks as dogwater as the rest of that crypto game.
I’ve never heard of Red Eclipse prior to this video, so in a weird roundabout way their game getting stolen by a bunch of grifters might’ve actually been a blessing in disguise.
imo it lines up pretty well with the valve 25th anniversary thing from a while back too. most people like free things, they buy half-life when it was free and get into first person shooters, and now they see a free first person shooter?
Here from Red Eclipse. Thank you for your help and happy to have you with us! Sad and pathetic what scammers are getting up to these days, especially when they aren't even making an actual playable game in the process but are too lazy to bother simulating one playable level just to make it look legit.
@@muchotexto4248 I have never heard of Red Eclipse until now, but if I were to guess, probably some eldritch being capable of traversing parallel worlds and with incredible powers. But remained in that universe to protect it from the insidious replicryptors. And occasionally partake in the fun death games.
I love how you completely destroyed those crypto bros. And props for keeping a worthwhile game alive for that long. Will check it out, looks very promising.
I had never heard of red eclipse until the algorithm showing me this video for a TH-camr I've never watched. But you can bet I'm now subscribed to said TH-camr and going to check the game out!
I play the heck out of 0 AD, and it's a pretty good Real Time Strategy game. I think some of the people who worked on Age of Empires also worked on this too, which probably explains the quality. My main complaint is that there's a pretty big skill level needed to build a game, but it's still a pretty solid game, and the community maps and multiplayer are pretty sick too. TL;DR 0 AD is a good RTS game and you should play it
Stole the game then asked the lead dev to work for them. Disrespect. So much. If someone takes my work and rips all reference then asks ME of all people to work for them, I'll need to be held back from knocking them out. Insane respect to the devs for trolling them instead of over reacting like I would.
The fact that the Vagina Strike "developers" couldn't even be bothered to take screenshots themselves is fucking staggering. They couldn't even be bothered to remove the files that Steam puts there. It would've taken five, maybe ten minutes in total, and even that was too much work for them.
@FunkiestChickenlawl as someone who watches a guy who streams alongside an ai(vedal) I can say there are a few exceptions, unless you are just talking "generative" ai. In which case yeah
The Vage Strike dev asking the Red Eclipse dev to join "his game" as an advisor truly is a Palpatine like moment. Good work as always Jauwn, hopefully youve got some strong anti virus to get rid of all this malware you keep downloading.
yeah, even just the single discord message he showed basically ended up saying: 1. Don't worry, I already blamed someone else for my blatantly trash behavior and gave them hell for it. 2. Let's find some common ground and move past this so I don't have to acknowledge any of my mistakes. 3. I'd be happy to give back to the project *we* are working *together* on, but... 4. There's just one problem. The game being open source isn't enough support for me -to blatantly rip you off- . Could you at least give me _some_ form of support, or are you going to just sit there and do nothing for me?
He should consider switching over to Linux and running Windows in a virtual machine with redirected GPU so he can nuke Windows after playing these godawful "video games"
@@skinwalker69420 You can actually just run windows in a virtual machine on windows if you have the Pro edition of windows, which I do. It's called "Windows Sandbox", and I use it all the time
Nigeria is a rapidly emerging market, lots of people live there, and not all the businesses are regulated (at least effectively) and so you get more organised scams out of there.
@@lordfelidae4505Nigeria has a large English-speaking population, lots of poverty and a thoroughly corrupt and dysfunctional government. It is the perfect haven for scammers.
I can’t think of any harder way to assert dominance over one’s own IP than bricking the stolen game and saying “hey check out our game”. Fuck filing a copyright take down, they were so lazy it wasn’t worth the time 😂.
I seriously can't comprehend the audacity of using the same server you stole from. It blew my mind. Like a thief storing the stuff he stole from you in your bedroom cupboard.
I think its even funnier that they copied open source game they totally could had used as basis for their crypto game. But they failed to do even that part properly xD
@@samamies88 cant get over that they also use red's server lmao I just cant take these crypto bros seriously lol sad though that people still fall for these scams, though i wont pity them since most of them are there to trade only
Alternatively it is still a hack and slash genre game but it’s story and gameplay is a parody of the genre and both highlights the strengths and problems of the genre overall. Both seem like fitting project to earn the title
Welcome to crypto games! We have: -Lyra asset flips -Games missing nearly every basic feature -semi-competant games that literally don't need crypto integration -stolen
I always loved Red Eclipse's HUD, it borrows the on-crosshair ammo counter from Goldeneye and the peripheral radar from Tremulous. Everything is engineered to let you lock your eyes firmly onto the center of the screen, without giving up readability of key information mid-combat.
Losing it at the whole 'pushing an update to Vage Strike bc they use Red Eclipse Servers' bit, that's so fucking good, and the fact that it bricks the stolen version of the game is even better.
Isn't it interesting that all these crypto bros can't cobble together anything even half-way decent despite millions upon millions of dollars being thrown at them, but a bunch of bedroom devs working on a budget of literally $0 doing it just for fun made a game that's so much better than all of them that they just stole it.
It’s funny and sad because Ive heard that blockchain tech may have some legitimate uses but these clowns have basically squandered it and made it a joke
a new nft game video so soon after the last one? jauwn my beloved you are spoiling us EDIT: WOW that Red Eclipse saga was a treat. bricking the ripoff game by updating it was such a chef's kiss. i clapped my hands like a fucking monkey when the SCAM ALERT screen popped up. good for them and good on you for helping out
We've seen games with no players, ai generated arts, server issues, outrages prices and uninspiring gameplay (or lack thereof). However, never have I a company just stealing an entire game right underneath our noses. I already hate ai generated art, but this is a new low.
The genre of person who likes crypto is almost always devoid of any creativity that it's shocking. So they always have to exploit workers, or just steal another game.
It's because people who enjoy crypto only enjoy it because it will supposedly make them rich. They have the mentality of people who are rich with actual money without having that money.
They spit nonsense about freeing people from corrupt financial state-controlled systems, but show time and time again that they have plentiful amount of all traits that make that system corrupt. So all what cryptobro (and all libertatians in general) want is replace system with even worse one but with them on the top
_Exactly this._ For ALL their talk and talk about "true digital ownership" allowing you to "use your stuff anywhere, this is the fUtUrE of gaming" ... even in the Crypto space, _as it exists, right now,_ no one is actually doing that! I wonder why! 😆
The Red Eclipse theft is the worst thing ive seen, stolen art, stolen game, stolen EVERYTHING. Just wow, I will download Red Ecplipse if not just to spite NFT/Crypto slop """"develpers""". Thank you for shining a light on that game.
16:18 Minor nitpick but Red Eclipse is using a very specific kind of Creative Commons license. CC BY-SA means that if I were to release Vage Strike, I'd have to 1. credit the original dev by linking the original project and 2. distribute Vage Strike under the same CC BY-SA license and since Quin didn't even know, clearly they never got permission to change that.
Another thing is that while the wording of 0ad's license probably wasn't drafted by a lawyer, it does include - "0 A.D. and the Pyrogenesis engine are released as free and open source: you can freely use, copy, modify and distribute the game's source code and data files, as long as you include attribution to Wildfire Games and let anyone freely modify and distribute any of your own modifications to the game's files." And an argument could very well be made in court that Dislocate games failed to fulfill the requirements of the license.
God damn, I did not expect to hear about GRIT, though I shouldn't be surprised. Some of the devs used to work in Uber Entertainment / Star Theory Games, including the president of the company himself. When their first game, Monday Night Combat failed, they reworked it and released Super Monday NIght Combat... which failed as well. At some point, they even partnered with a crypto company and created an optional crypto miner that rewarded players with lootbox keys. They went on to start a Kickstarter campaign for Planetary Annihilation, which met its funding goal... only for them to fail to deliver the game in a satisfactory state. They quickly started a new Kickstarter campaign for Human Resources while Planetary Annihilation was still in need of more development. The campaign was cancelled when it was clear the goal will not be reached. When they announced GRIT, I just knew it would fail, simply because of the competition in the battle royale scene. The fact that they made it into a crypto game is just laughable. My only question is: did they plan this from the beginning or was this yet another desperate attempt at saving yet another failing project?
Dude WTF I used to love SMNC. That game fell off so hard so quickly. I had no idea they had anything to do with GRIT. Guess it doesn't surprise me that it was just a scam though
Vage Strike just made me thin of the time I fell in the splits on the balance beam when I was a kid in gymnastics. In what world did they think that name was cool
There are so many amazing open-source games out there. Endless Sky, HyperRogue, OpemTTD… It’s horrible to see these community-driven projects hijacked just to scam people out of their money.
Blockchain GameBingo completed! 1) Empty Desolate Multiplayer Environments 2) AI generated or stolen Art 3) Asset Store Galore! 4) Incomplete Game! 5) Gameplay has no connection to blockchain! BINGO!
I always think it's funny seeing the "wonder how this video will age" comments, cause this account usually posts highly topical videos, riding a trend. Even now I see you slowly moving away from NFTs, which I encourage, it's much more entertaining to me to hear you gush over old games and how, while are definitely flawed, are still made with fun in mind. NFTs are thankfully are slowly dying, but ironically that does mean it'll take NFT hate/review videos with it. So yeah, hopefully your algorithm presence survives the inevitable shift in types of videos. Edit: thanks for doing some detective work and getting me to Red eclipse
you know, as someone who has done programming, I absolutely hate the idea that "crypto would enable you to port items between games" because its just...no. I don't want to do that and I'm sure _no_ developer wants to. That's probably why even these crypto games are all reliably insular, why _would_ you go to that effort?! You wouldn't and its why basically none of them do.
As someone who has played video games that would either destroy game balance or be purely cosmetic and either way it's not a selling point. As someone who thought about this for two seconds you wouldn't need an nft to do that and an nft wouldn't make it better.
I don't have any programming experience but even the idea of "porting items" as these cryptobros think is just a complete pain if not impossible since wouldn't all these games running on their own code if not entirely different engines and the like? Then again, thse crypto bros care only the money and are more less just rig pullers and scammers.
@@Chinothebadyeah, it was always a nonsensical claim, made by people who had no idea what they were talking about, or assumed the people they were selling to wouldn't. This probably ties into the "metaverse" hype bubble too. One of the few ways to make the promise of NFT in-game items plausible is if everyone's playing in the same overarching engine/codebase. Like, it's reasonably possible to port items & cosmetics across different Roblox games, though the devs of the individual games still get to decide what those items *do* - your +3 Broadsword of Extirpation isn't going to have the same stats in Adopt-a-Duck as it does in Violence Quest 6000 unless the devs want it to. And of course Roblox doesn't use NFTs to accomplish any of this because, why would they?
@@KSignalEingang one can bet they'd bank on the average Joe's inexperience in how programming and the like works in regards to the "porting items" since it's one of the few excuses they'd have in trying to shill out NFT's in gaming. But even the average Joe ain't gonna buy it. Especially with just a little knowledge in knowing you can't "port pickaxes" into a wholly different game and expect it to work like these NFT bros claim. Also to say, modders do porting more realistically anyway than these NFT bros couls claim, at least in seeing how a game like Skyrim has mods using direct model rips from Dark Souls or someone porting a Spongebob model right into G-Mod.
You & Quin gave the Vage Strike "devs" the equivalent of the "Nuh uh uhhh. You didn't say the magic word" screen from Jurassic Park. Priceless. Keep up the great work Jauwn.
The scammers deleting their website when the realized the Jauwn has entered their discord was great. The Red Eclipse developers taking control of the server just made it better.
Dislocate: *uses open-source software but doesn’t credit creators (illegal)* Also Dislocate: *uses the exact same servers as the original software (either scummy or illegal, or both)* Red Eclipse: *edits their own software and servers to recognize these altered copies and change them (legal since it is their server and their software)* Dislocate: *crying like babies*
I Played red eclipse about 10 years ago in the dedicated computer room of my highschool a while back. We where making lan partys everyday on Red Eclipse for about 6-7 months before the end of the school year. When I saw "gameplay of Vage Strike, I instantly recognised the shotgun. I was about to comment that that was from Red Eclipse when I saw the segment title and decided to watch the rest of it before commenting. Glad to see an obscure part of my childhood get the recognition it deserves. Props to you Quinn and Jauwn, definitivly gonna replay the game and you earned yourself a new subscriber.
Gideon K. Is also a deposed prince in Nigeria. He told me himself. Once these bank transfers go through you’ll all see. I don’t know why you are ragging on him so hard
Really glad that an actual game reccomendation could come out of you playing all this slop. Not to mention I have so much respect for the lead dev of red eclipse now for the funny solution to the Vage idiots
The it’s insane that their first reaction to messaging the actual developer of Red Eclipse was “So we’re not gonna stop stealing your game, BUT you could help add stuff and get some of the money we scam off people?”
Thank you for the Red Eclipse shoutout, one of the best games of all time, that is also available NATIVELY on a variety of operating systems. Not just Windows. It is a shame that that is a selling point, and not just the bare minimum expectation for games being developed decades later.
Fun fact; The Red Eclipse is a student animation that was uploaded to TH-cam and is one of the most enjoyable animations ever hosted on the site- undoubtably more worth your time as the sole animator that worked on it undoubtably spent more hours working on that one few minute video than the entire team did on Vag Strike.
Jauwn I'm currently sick(it's dengue), and very weak, I can barely walk or smile, but man, I love you you videos, they always make my day better, specially now that's being somewhat hard to go through the pain... thanks.
even minecraft already has that with map maker plus this already is a feature in some old school games and if modern and old one already do better and even just good enough yet this can't even competed with Minecraft? yeah no just give up
Man, that's crazy. I played Red Eclipse YEARS ago on an old laptop as it was one of the few games that ran on that piece of junk. It took about 10 seconds of "gameplay" to recognize it. Great game, crazy that they just stole the source code and ran with it.
Every new development in the Red Eclipse/Vage Strike segment somehow got more ridiculous and hilarious than the last. Big round of applause to you and Quin for owning these cypto doofuses in the funniest way possible! I'm sure they will learn absolutely nothing from this.
I used to play Red Eclipse back in 2011 on a crappy core 2 duo laptop, I easily have put hundreds of ours in it and can still remember the main theme perfectly. Thanks for making me remember this gem. I'm so glad it's still being supported by the devs.
Whats especially funny about the 'recommended' option at 5:47 of buying 40000 gold for $399.99, is that if you instead choose to buy the 100 gold option 400 times, its actually cheaper since $0.99 * 400 is $396 instead, not that anyone would ever buy anything in that god awful 'game'.
Holy fuck! I used to play Red Eclipse like a decade ago and had completely forgotten about it. I found it on the app store thingy on my old Ubuntu 12.04 laptop when I was 10. Good memories
If anyone buys into NFTs, Web 3.0 games, and Crypto at this point, they deserve to lose their money and time. There are so many examples of things going wrong in so many different ways that there's no excuse. I'm glad that folks like you exist, Jauwn. You show people the truth while still trying to be fair to them and that's awesome. It's Creators like you and Coffeezilla that keeps people willing to think critically from getting screwed over.
It's so obvious all these crypto-nerds care about is money. 0 passion for games as art or hell, even playing games. At least I get something when I play a gacha game or whatever. Crypto is just empty blank nothingness
100% true! When someone that does not know any better, like an elderly person and such is scammed i feel sympathy. When an NFT bro loses everything, i usually just laugh at them and feel pity towards those around that person that they damaged.
I've never been keen to blame the people who see a beacon of hope in the words of a grifter - desperation being the motivator. But laziness? Greed? Eeehhhhhhhh...
Yeeeaaah... "stupid people deserve to get scammed" will never be a good take. "Anyone willing to invest in crypto/NFTs is extremely greedy and lazy" is an egregious oversimplification and also falls apart.
I helped a bit with Red Eclipse, mostly doing some art, back in like 2010-2011 when I was 14 or so. It's changed a lot since then - hopefully not much of my art survived 🙂- but I love that Quin is still at it and RE going from stride to stride.
I just love it with these NFT games taking the Ls. Vague Strike certainly took a huge L today since they copied all of someone’s else work and tried to make it into an NFT game. Red Eclipse certainly handled it very well here, and shame on you Vague Strike. Shame on you.
5:45 Worst than that, it's more expensive to purchase in bulk. For example, 100 gold is 0.99$, so how much should it be 40,000 gold (400 times the gold)? 400 x $0.99 = $396.00 But the store is charging $399.99 for the bulk purchase (in other words, overcharging $3.99 just for purchasing in bulk). I can't tell if it's intentional or if they are that incompetent at math...
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Jauwn did the vage strike team reupload there websites again? plus also there twitter is back up
@@brokentoy8616 they did put it back up after they offered to work with Quin
I'm usually against sponsor messages and the like, but in this case, I'll allow it.
The fact that Vag strike didn't even make their own server, so Red Eclipse was able to push an update into their copied game is beyond hilarious.
It's just so... *Chef-kiss*
I mean, cryptobros can't even comprehend that buying a book doesn't give you license to use the IP... is five minutes of coding really unbelievably past their ability to do?
@@aethertoast4320 oh, man, which book was that again?
@@DewMan001 Dune.
@@blakksheep736 riiiight. That didn't go so well IIRC.
The fact that these dingbats either don't understand or don't care about the *very* plain English found in a Creative Commons license speaks so many feckin volumes holy shit
“They shut their game down because they saw me in their discord”
You’ve earned that flex dude lmao, talk to em
*They saw @jauwn, shut down their websites and Twitter, asked Quin for help, and he shut their game down… the perfect story for a movie, isn't it? We are glad that @jauwn made this movie with us. Happy end! :D
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Ol' "Andy's Coming!" head asses! 🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for my Jauwn coin investments to take off.
@@dc-redeclipse Is it time for redeclipse to add Jauwn coin intergration?
Jauwn shutting down Vage Strike's website with his mere presence followed by Quin updating the source code to brick the game is such a tag-team power move. Absolutely legendary
that part had me howling, it's so damn good
WWE announcer voice: “Jauwn has Vage Strike on the ropes! It’s an absolute massacre - MY GOD, IT’S QUIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!”
@@jennak.5530 yesss
@@jennak.5530 slobberknocker xD
that was actually crazy good. like, imagine you rip a game to scam some people and the original dev just says "no" and disables you. No lawsuit, no extra publicity stunts you could pull, your ripped game is just bricked.
5:50 um excuse me they don't RECOMMEND the 400 dollar package they RECOMMED it. totally different things.
yeah
@@GardenData61371the word is mispelled
LMAOOOOO
It took me a bit to realize the spelling error
@@thelonleyUchiha1 that’s the joke, my man
It’s funny that crypto bros will spend money on thousands of discord bots but hiring one artist is apparently too much
I think it’s because most artists wouldn’t want to work with them
@@Zanophane_Gaming exactly
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@@Zanophane_Gaming That and from what I've seen, most crypto/NFT investors and venture capital tech"bro" types tend to see artists (or just about anyone with tangible skills and passion for things outside of "getting rich" and "fawning over fancy-sounding shiny new tech that might maybe possibly let YOU become the next Jefflon Zuckergates") as this evil "elite" cabal that run a dictatorship on creativity and crush people's dreams while at the same time acting like they're this soon-to-be-deleted middleman that'll have to get a REAL job once AI gits gud in "2 weeks time" (whatever they consider a "real" job is to them I suppose)
@@Zanophane_Gaming That and crypto/techbros particularly dislike artists (or just about anyone in the creative sector) and see them as this barrier and unnecessary human element that gets in the way of them making their totally feasible and not-at-all-a-scam project and their shot at becoming a big tech billionaire.
"The jokes write themselves." No they don't, first some "developers" had to ask ChatGPT to write the jokes, then they added microtransactions to the jokes.
Robots producing comedy, as foretold
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@@jauwnthis 95 year old youtuber still makes his videos the old fashioned way
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That whole "You can transfer a pickaxe from Minecraft to use in Call of Duty" thing will never make economic sense because game companies would much rather sell you 2 NFTs (one for each game) because then they both get a sale, or if they're already under the same umbrella (in this case, Microsoft) and do want to be nice and sell you only 1, *they can already do this without an NFT*, and it'll cost them far less to do so.
I know that example is probably based on the absurdism of it, but I love the concept of a Minecraft Pickaxe in Call of Duty. How would that even work?
Would it be a fancy skin for the small knives? A special weapon that is basically that, but with more range and less strength? Or a weirdass tool that allows you to dig tunnels into the maps?
Because I assume cryptobros generally picture the last option when even the second feels unreasonable to expect
@@dr.archaeopteryx5512You import your favourite Elden Ring weapon into Call of Duty. It scales with faith and arcane. What does that even mean in the world of Call of Duty? It’s gibberish. Even just moving a gun between gun games doesn’t work because something that might be mid in one game would be useless in another and ridiculously overpowered in a different one. Even if they could somehow make it work, all it would do is ruin the balance of every game that did it.
@@robertlee2092 They're cryptobros, do you think they actually understand how games work? Even from a development standpoint even on the same engine you probably can't take a thing and slap into a different game without breaking something.
@@snil4 I’m not sure why you’re asking if crypto bros know how games work, most of them don’t even know how crypto works
"This would be *way* better for consumers" they all claim, blissfully unaware that that's the exact reason it will never happen. It's like they forget that they're not the only ones that will be able to screw other people over with NFTs, and big companies have been perfecting this art for decades.
pushing an update to the stolen version that permanently bricks the entire thing is an amazing power move.
The beauty of open source.
Everyone who actually does work on it probably has 12 backdoors that only they know how to access set up to just absolutely fuck up someone's day in a situation just like this.
@@RipRLeeErmey Not a backdoor. It's a server side update.
18:54 I had an aneurysm over this steam locomotive. From what I can see: It's an Atlantic (4 leading wheels, 4 driving wheels, 2 trailing wheels) that looks like it's from the 1930's trying to pass itself off as a Ten-Wheeler (4 leading wheels, 6 driving wheels, no trailing wheels) from the 1880's. The handrails around the smokebox (the front) look like they took it off another locomotive and slapped it onto the design, the pilot at the front looks like a short skirt compared to a cow-catcher pilot that would be there.The smokestack looks like someone squashed an actual shotgun stack from a locomotive from the 1800's. The whole running board looks modern. There's pipes that go to nowhere. The air compressors don't look connected to anything. The headlight looks like an electric one-compared to the oil lamps that would actually be used. The domes look like they took if off a Baldwin-pattern from the early 1900's. The cab looks like it was actually made out of steel in real life but the devs made it look like wood. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE CYLINDERS LOOK ABSOLUTELY WRONG, THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOMENT THERE'S PRESSURE IN THEM, THE CYLINDERS CAPS SHOOT OFF BECAUSE YOU DESIGNED THEM THAT BAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.; WHY IS THERE A TUBE RUNNING FROM ONE CYLINDER TO THE OTHER, YOU DON'T NEED THAT, THE ONLY PLACES THE CYLINDERS ARE CONNECTED TO ARE THE CYLINDER SADDLE AND EXHAUST, AND BOTH OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T THAT. You can slow down the video and count the amount of times the wheels move. I fear what the inside of the cab looks like, because I can only imagine it looks as dogwater as the rest of that crypto game.
I wouldn't be surprised if the train is AI designed.
I am always astounded and a touch envious of the depth you train lovers go into when it comes to your hobby.
Autism speaks. Or shouts in this case
@@noname-kx4cu 100% Believable.
Nerd
I’ve never heard of Red Eclipse prior to this video, so in a weird roundabout way their game getting stolen by a bunch of grifters might’ve actually been a blessing in disguise.
This is maybe some of the best exposure the game could have gotten. Thousands of people just found it for the first time by chance.
imo it lines up pretty well with the valve 25th anniversary thing from a while back too. most people like free things, they buy half-life when it was free and get into first person shooters, and now they see a free first person shooter?
Don't forget to bend at the knees!
Im downloading the game the second I get access to my pc back
Like, this developer did something so funny, I am obliged to play
@@greasymcbeef exactly! me I'm going to play red eclipse as soon as possible.
Here from Red Eclipse. Thank you for your help and happy to have you with us! Sad and pathetic what scammers are getting up to these days, especially when they aren't even making an actual playable game in the process but are too lazy to bother simulating one playable level just to make it look legit.
What does cubehead upside eyes man mean for the lore 🗣
I miss red eclipse so much. I'm here cause I saw ppl talking about Jauwn in Red Eclipse's discussions.
@@muchotexto4248 I have never heard of Red Eclipse until now, but if I were to guess, probably some eldritch being capable of traversing parallel worlds and with incredible powers. But remained in that universe to protect it from the insidious replicryptors.
And occasionally partake in the fun death games.
I love how you completely destroyed those crypto bros.
And props for keeping a worthwhile game alive for that long. Will check it out, looks very promising.
I had never heard of red eclipse until the algorithm showing me this video for a TH-camr I've never watched. But you can bet I'm now subscribed to said TH-camr and going to check the game out!
1:25 jauwn has become the grim reaper of crypto games
pov: you're a crypto game and you see this guy join your discord
dang ur not wrong
To the point those games are it's more of a mercy killing.
"It's the Bat!"
It’s like the cryptobro equivalent of the Death Whistle
While there's a well-deserved focus on Red Eclipse, let's also not forget 0 AD, The House, and Edelweiss. Do give those games a check, they seem fun.
Edelweiss is fun. It is on itch and can be played in a browser.
Yep gotta be fair to the other devs too :)
Def checking all of them out sometime, if they're good enough to steal, they're beyond good enough to try
I play the heck out of 0 AD, and it's a pretty good Real Time Strategy game. I think some of the people who worked on Age of Empires also worked on this too, which probably explains the quality.
My main complaint is that there's a pretty big skill level needed to build a game, but it's still a pretty solid game, and the community maps and multiplayer are pretty sick too.
TL;DR 0 AD is a good RTS game and you should play it
I'd like to check out The House but for the life of me I can't figure out what comes out of Jauwn's mouth instead of the creator's name
"Hey, you stole my game,"
"Oh, you must be the lead developer! You know, I'd like some form of support from you on this,"
How do these people function
"Dude, that's my wallet you're holding."
"Oh, so this ID is yours? I'd like to keep it, if you don't mind."
@@Majima_Nowhere "I'm having a hard time cracking the PIN on this card, I'd like some form of support from you on this,"
Stole the game then asked the lead dev to work for them. Disrespect. So much. If someone takes my work and rips all reference then asks ME of all people to work for them, I'll need to be held back from knocking them out. Insane respect to the devs for trolling them instead of over reacting like I would.
bold of you to assume the function lol
The fact that the Vagina Strike "developers" couldn't even be bothered to take screenshots themselves is fucking staggering. They couldn't even be bothered to remove the files that Steam puts there. It would've taken five, maybe ten minutes in total, and even that was too much work for them.
More like a single narrcisistic small time con artist. I doubt any of the other 5 portraits are even real.
They even were too lazy to host their own server and instead used ours. :D So hilarious!
dc from Red Eclipse
Yeah, so slimy, so greedy.
I know right! it turns out people who rely on AI have no talent for anything, go figure.
@FunkiestChickenlawl as someone who watches a guy who streams alongside an ai(vedal) I can say there are a few exceptions, unless you are just talking "generative" ai. In which case yeah
'Hash-and-slack' made my fuckin' day
WUT
hash as in "smocking some hashish" and slack as in "do nothing, just be lazy".
@@DarkOmegaMK2 OH
XD
@@Ramsey276one So you better "slack that hash"
The hash slinging slasher
The Vage Strike dev asking the Red Eclipse dev to join "his game" as an advisor truly is a Palpatine like moment.
Good work as always Jauwn, hopefully youve got some strong anti virus to get rid of all this malware you keep downloading.
Yeah! That's so hilarious! :D They ask for help, and they get it!… A game that doesn't work can't hurt.
dc from Red Eclipse
yeah, even just the single discord message he showed basically ended up saying:
1. Don't worry, I already blamed someone else for my blatantly trash behavior and gave them hell for it.
2. Let's find some common ground and move past this so I don't have to acknowledge any of my mistakes.
3. I'd be happy to give back to the project *we* are working *together* on, but...
4. There's just one problem. The game being open source isn't enough support for me -to blatantly rip you off- . Could you at least give me _some_ form of support, or are you going to just sit there and do nothing for me?
He should consider switching over to Linux and running Windows in a virtual machine with redirected GPU so he can nuke Windows after playing these godawful "video games"
@@skinwalker69420 You can actually just run windows in a virtual machine on windows if you have the Pro edition of windows, which I do. It's called "Windows Sandbox", and I use it all the time
@@jauwn it's slow that way, On Linux you can use KVM and pass through an entire GPU to the virtual system.
That bit regarding the "Nigerian Entrepreneur" just screams Nigerian Prince scam 😂
Some day someone from Nigeria will do something legit and nobody will trust him because of decades of Nigerian scams.
Why do they all choose Nigeria, anyway?
Nigeria is a rapidly emerging market, lots of people live there, and not all the businesses are regulated (at least effectively) and so you get more organised scams out of there.
@@lordfelidae4505Nigeria has a large English-speaking population, lots of poverty and a thoroughly corrupt and dysfunctional government. It is the perfect haven for scammers.
The Nigerian Prince scam is highly regarded by veteran scammers, scam historians and scam amateurs alike
The Vage Strike arc was brutal. Its on the tier of Kitboga destroying all the computers in an Indian scam centre.
What video was that from?
@@KnakuanaRkath-cam.com/video/7Gus_wEfqPQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=PKfnmQ51wkijJW69
@@KnakuanaRka Pick one lol
I can’t think of any harder way to assert dominance over one’s own IP than bricking the stolen game and saying “hey check out our game”. Fuck filing a copyright take down, they were so lazy it wasn’t worth the time 😂.
Well, using our servers with our stolen game... what to expect here from us? A bunch of Red Roses and well wishes? :D
dc from Red Eclipse
Look... The game was listening to the server and the server spoke
Their dumbass "game" took the order and killed itself
@@dc-redeclipse Absolute God-tier move, love to see it.
@@dc-redeclipse 100% I love it, game looks decent man. I could see it having a nice community like TF2.
@@FemboyNursing Thank you! We are still a small community but new faces are always welcome!
dc from Red Eclipse
That whole Vage Strike arc...
Fooking legend, man.
Vage strike, i mean seriously?! I can't even 😆
maybe the real vage strike was the friends we made along the way
I seriously can't comprehend the audacity of using the same server you stole from. It blew my mind. Like a thief storing the stuff he stole from you in your bedroom cupboard.
It’s really awful to steal a good game and paint it as your own. That’s just straight plagiarism. I’m glad you told the Dev of Red Eclipse.
Incorrect, that is full on theft.
I think its even funnier that they copied open source game they totally could had used as basis for their crypto game. But they failed to do even that part properly xD
@@samamies88 cant get over that they also use red's server lmao
I just cant take these crypto bros seriously lol
sad though that people still fall for these scams, though i wont pity them since most of them are there to trade only
NFT in a nutshell. Nothing but a low effort scam.
@@DennouNeko yep
*Call starts*
"Yo dude, they stole your ENTIRE game."
damn, no nonsense discord calls XD
When i saw the gameplay for Vage Strike my brain kicked in and fuckin yelled "THATS RED ECLIPSE WTF"
what a power move to put a update out that bricks a crypto game
this just makes me want to buy red eclipse
it's free
@@jauwn even better
The fact the game is free makes it even more good
"you have red eclipse, it came free with your fucking pc"
"I have the oldest PC known to mankind"
@@jauwn buying it anyways
"Hash and slack" would actually be a good genre, make the whole game look like a drug-trip and not require much effort.
Alternatively it is still a hack and slash genre game but it’s story and gameplay is a parody of the genre and both highlights the strengths and problems of the genre overall. Both seem like fitting project to earn the title
i actually imagine "hash and slack" to be a corporate management game genre
plenty of games like this on play store lmao, darkness saga is one of them
@@hoodiegalIt's a psychological horror game about being high in a meeting at work and thinking everyone knows, when in fact, no one cares.
There’s a game out there that I’d consider to be a perfect fit for this description. Ever heard of Juice World? It’s a goddamn LSD trip of a game.
Welcome to crypto games! We have:
-Lyra asset flips
-Games missing nearly every basic feature
-semi-competant games that literally don't need crypto integration
-stolen
-Fatherless Grifters
"Preemptively shut down their whole website just from seeing my face on their Discord"
That's how I knew this was going to be a good video
I always loved Red Eclipse's HUD, it borrows the on-crosshair ammo counter from Goldeneye and the peripheral radar from Tremulous. Everything is engineered to let you lock your eyes firmly onto the center of the screen, without giving up readability of key information mid-combat.
Losing it at the whole 'pushing an update to Vage Strike bc they use Red Eclipse Servers' bit, that's so fucking good, and the fact that it bricks the stolen version of the game is even better.
Isn't it interesting that all these crypto bros can't cobble together anything even half-way decent despite millions upon millions of dollars being thrown at them, but a bunch of bedroom devs working on a budget of literally $0 doing it just for fun made a game that's so much better than all of them that they just stole it.
It’s funny and sad because Ive heard that blockchain tech may have some legitimate uses but these clowns have basically squandered it and made it a joke
it's because the bedroom devs actually care about making video games instead of just profit
@@oobtty very, very limited uses, in boring background stuff.
I'm not even saying this just to be rude but why are web 3.0 dudes the most uninspired, least creative people ever?
b-but people need money as encouragement to improve!! art shouldn't be free!!
That takedown of vage strike is beautiful. It’s also amazing that he gave you credit too. Props to Quin and the red eclipse team!!
This was a good advertisement for Red Eclipse.
Vag Strike really is the perfect title, because that scammer got c**t-punted to the moon lmao
a new nft game video so soon after the last one? jauwn my beloved you are spoiling us
EDIT: WOW that Red Eclipse saga was a treat. bricking the ripoff game by updating it was such a chef's kiss. i clapped my hands like a fucking monkey when the SCAM ALERT screen popped up. good for them and good on you for helping out
Sure! We have to do something... watching people ripped off is a no-go. Don't mess with our game and even use our servers for it!
dc from Red Eclipse
@@dc-redeclipse you guys rock. I will definitely be trying out your game soon
@@dc-redeclipse whoooooo!
@@dc-redeclipseabsolute chads
yea, that part was smart as hell.
Don't worry crypto developers! At least one person will play your game...
Ironically, the only person they would rather have not play their games.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Or any game, really
We've seen games with no players, ai generated arts, server issues, outrages prices and uninspiring gameplay (or lack thereof). However, never have I a company just stealing an entire game right underneath our noses. I already hate ai generated art, but this is a new low.
Not even just stole the game, they used the original servers to run it on lol
@@katieee4915lmao
11:47 "DIKE THE POWERFUL" almost made me spit out my tea
A "Dike" is a wall built to hold back floods. "Dyke" is the slang you're looking for.
The genre of person who likes crypto is almost always devoid of any creativity that it's shocking.
So they always have to exploit workers, or just steal another game.
It's because people who enjoy crypto only enjoy it because it will supposedly make them rich. They have the mentality of people who are rich with actual money without having that money.
They spit nonsense about freeing people from corrupt financial state-controlled systems, but show time and time again that they have plentiful amount of all traits that make that system corrupt. So all what cryptobro (and all libertatians in general) want is replace system with even worse one but with them on the top
they also lacking in smart bisuness men tactic
I love how no crypto game allows you to use other crypto items from another game.
_Exactly this._ For ALL their talk and talk about "true digital ownership" allowing you to "use your stuff anywhere, this is the fUtUrE of gaming" ... even in the Crypto space, _as it exists, right now,_ no one is actually doing that! I wonder why! 😆
@@blakksheep736 Imagine having to make a billion models in your game so crypto bros can use their minecraft sword in call of duty.
Of course they don't. The point is to sell new items, not to let people use the items they paid SOMEONE ELSE for!
The Red Eclipse theft is the worst thing ive seen, stolen art, stolen game, stolen EVERYTHING. Just wow, I will download Red Ecplipse if not just to spite NFT/Crypto slop """"develpers""". Thank you for shining a light on that game.
pretty sure since the lead dev is on steam you coud gift him a game
16:18 Minor nitpick but Red Eclipse is using a very specific kind of Creative Commons license. CC BY-SA means that if I were to release Vage Strike, I'd have to 1. credit the original dev by linking the original project and 2. distribute Vage Strike under the same CC BY-SA license and since Quin didn't even know, clearly they never got permission to change that.
Another thing is that while the wording of 0ad's license probably wasn't drafted by a lawyer, it does include -
"0 A.D. and the Pyrogenesis engine are released as free and open source: you can freely use, copy, modify and
distribute the game's source code and data files, as long as you include
attribution to Wildfire Games and let anyone freely modify and distribute any
of your own modifications to the game's files."
And an argument could very well be made in court that Dislocate games failed to fulfill the requirements of the license.
God damn, I did not expect to hear about GRIT, though I shouldn't be surprised. Some of the devs used to work in Uber Entertainment / Star Theory Games, including the president of the company himself.
When their first game, Monday Night Combat failed, they reworked it and released Super Monday NIght Combat... which failed as well. At some point, they even partnered with a crypto company and created an optional crypto miner that rewarded players with lootbox keys.
They went on to start a Kickstarter campaign for Planetary Annihilation, which met its funding goal... only for them to fail to deliver the game in a satisfactory state. They quickly started a new Kickstarter campaign for Human Resources while Planetary Annihilation was still in need of more development. The campaign was cancelled when it was clear the goal will not be reached.
When they announced GRIT, I just knew it would fail, simply because of the competition in the battle royale scene. The fact that they made it into a crypto game is just laughable. My only question is: did they plan this from the beginning or was this yet another desperate attempt at saving yet another failing project?
Dude WTF I used to love SMNC. That game fell off so hard so quickly. I had no idea they had anything to do with GRIT. Guess it doesn't surprise me that it was just a scam though
Funnily enough, they're posting stuff about PA:2 and the very first comment was someone calling them out.
@@vewyscawymonsta My popcorn is ready.
I assume that "vage" is supposed to rhyme with "rage", because "vag strike" has a completely different implication
Vage Strike just made me thin of the time I fell in the splits on the balance beam when I was a kid in gymnastics. In what world did they think that name was cool
But what the hell does Vage mean?
Why do I have the feeling that Vage Strike was supposed to be Vega Strike but they just…rolled with the typo???
it took me the comments section to realize why he was pronouncing vage strike that way
Okay....the Update from Quin was genius... Glad to see that something good came out of this Series.
Yeah, he made a good patch :D Don't mess with our game and even use our servers for it!
dc from Red Eclipse
@@dc-redeclipseKeep up the awesome work! A free game to give an opportunity to bloom a community is awesome and very respectful!
@@dc-redeclipse a high quality patch. 🤌🏾
Refreshed my subscription feed just in time, I see.
😅 Same; neat! Was just about to go to bed
i have to search for his channel each time, it doesn't show up on my homepage.
@@alansilvero yeah youtube just does that sometimes
tbf thats me like every ten minutes if i dont have any vids i want to watch
@@alansilvero your problem is that you use the home page, use the subscription feed
Patching a stolen game, because it runs on your server, just so you can warn people about it being a scam has to be the ultimate power move.
There are so many amazing open-source games out there. Endless Sky, HyperRogue, OpemTTD… It’s horrible to see these community-driven projects hijacked just to scam people out of their money.
This is a good ad for Red Eclipse disguised as a crypto scam takedown video - and it's great (just like Red Eclipse)
Haha it’s not an ad though
@@jauwn I know, I'm just making a joke
@@jauwni mean, it is an ad, just an unaffiliated one.
@@chri-ki think people are allowed to plug a product without it being an advertisement if they enjoyed it.
@@FowCowMow That is one of the definitions "advertisement".
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a goofy surrealist cube.
Blockchain GameBingo completed!
1) Empty Desolate Multiplayer Environments
2) AI generated or stolen Art
3) Asset Store Galore!
4) Incomplete Game!
5) Gameplay has no connection to blockchain!
BINGO!
You forgot about WL pre-sale with stupid rules bro....
@@Yuri-nc9vl There are of course dozens of little things I could have listed here.
@@TheGrimGary I for one know what one thing will be on my bingo card.
Vag Strike??? Where I’m from we call that fighting dirty
Quin is my new goat. He's actually like the open source die hard guy
I always think it's funny seeing the "wonder how this video will age" comments, cause this account usually posts highly topical videos, riding a trend. Even now I see you slowly moving away from NFTs, which I encourage, it's much more entertaining to me to hear you gush over old games and how, while are definitely flawed, are still made with fun in mind. NFTs are thankfully are slowly dying, but ironically that does mean it'll take NFT hate/review videos with it. So yeah, hopefully your algorithm presence survives the inevitable shift in types of videos.
Edit: thanks for doing some detective work and getting me to Red eclipse
you know, as someone who has done programming, I absolutely hate the idea that "crypto would enable you to port items between games" because its just...no. I don't want to do that and I'm sure _no_ developer wants to. That's probably why even these crypto games are all reliably insular, why _would_ you go to that effort?! You wouldn't and its why basically none of them do.
Think Ninesquirrels made a video saying just this. Check it out!
As someone who has played video games that would either destroy game balance or be purely cosmetic and either way it's not a selling point. As someone who thought about this for two seconds you wouldn't need an nft to do that and an nft wouldn't make it better.
I don't have any programming experience but even the idea of "porting items" as these cryptobros think is just a complete pain if not impossible since wouldn't all these games running on their own code if not entirely different engines and the like? Then again, thse crypto bros care only the money and are more less just rig pullers and scammers.
@@Chinothebadyeah, it was always a nonsensical claim, made by people who had no idea what they were talking about, or assumed the people they were selling to wouldn't.
This probably ties into the "metaverse" hype bubble too. One of the few ways to make the promise of NFT in-game items plausible is if everyone's playing in the same overarching engine/codebase. Like, it's reasonably possible to port items & cosmetics across different Roblox games, though the devs of the individual games still get to decide what those items *do* - your +3 Broadsword of Extirpation isn't going to have the same stats in Adopt-a-Duck as it does in Violence Quest 6000 unless the devs want it to. And of course Roblox doesn't use NFTs to accomplish any of this because, why would they?
@@KSignalEingang one can bet they'd bank on the average Joe's inexperience in how programming and the like works in regards to the "porting items" since it's one of the few excuses they'd have in trying to shill out NFT's in gaming. But even the average Joe ain't gonna buy it. Especially with just a little knowledge in knowing you can't "port pickaxes" into a wholly different game and expect it to work like these NFT bros claim.
Also to say, modders do porting more realistically anyway than these NFT bros couls claim, at least in seeing how a game like Skyrim has mods using direct model rips from Dark Souls or someone porting a Spongebob model right into G-Mod.
"Hash and Slack" must be a genre exclusive to Crypto Scam games.
Hash as in rehash since the game was copied and slack because the "devs" are lazy as fuck
This 97 year old TH-camr still makes content the old fashioned way
1:51 I love how the clown theme starts when you start looking at the game (yes ik it’s carnival night I’ve spent hours in debug mode on sonic 3)
I almost feel bad for the people that support these...Almost.
Crypto games are the consequence of giving internet access to the 3rd world.
I do feel bad, but bad for me
You & Quin gave the Vage Strike "devs" the equivalent of the "Nuh uh uhhh. You didn't say the magic word" screen from Jurassic Park. Priceless. Keep up the great work Jauwn.
The scammers deleting their website when the realized the Jauwn has entered their discord was great. The Red Eclipse developers taking control of the server just made it better.
Dislocate: *uses open-source software but doesn’t credit creators (illegal)*
Also Dislocate: *uses the exact same servers as the original software (either scummy or illegal, or both)*
Red Eclipse: *edits their own software and servers to recognize these altered copies and change them (legal since it is their server and their software)*
Dislocate: *crying like babies*
I Played red eclipse about 10 years ago in the dedicated computer room of my highschool a while back. We where making lan partys everyday on Red Eclipse for about 6-7 months before the end of the school year. When I saw "gameplay of Vage Strike, I instantly recognised the shotgun. I was about to comment that that was from Red Eclipse when I saw the segment title and decided to watch the rest of it before commenting. Glad to see an obscure part of my childhood get the recognition it deserves. Props to you Quinn and Jauwn, definitivly gonna replay the game and you earned yourself a new subscriber.
Gideon K. Is also a deposed prince in Nigeria. He told me himself. Once these bank transfers go through you’ll all see. I don’t know why you are ragging on him so hard
💀
@@baguetteflavoredtonicwater2674 💀
To cryptobros, you're like what Karl Jobst is to videogame cheaters.
“Hello you absolute dipshits”
Except without the very weird uncomfortable background
Crypto games are the consequence of giving internet access to the 3rd world.
@@Materialist39 xDDDD
for some reason this made me absolutely wheeze imagining that in Karl Jobst’s voice.
How long until Billy Mitchell makes an NFT game and then tries to sue Jauwn for a negative review?
Really glad that an actual game reccomendation could come out of you playing all this slop. Not to mention I have so much respect for the lead dev of red eclipse now for the funny solution to the Vage idiots
Good work man, I am also an open source developer and people doing this really undermines the whole point of open source work. Amazing ending as well!
The it’s insane that their first reaction to messaging the actual developer of Red Eclipse was “So we’re not gonna stop stealing your game, BUT you could help add stuff and get some of the money we scam off people?”
new marketing strat: steal your own game and shut it down
The way the Red Eclipse dev managed the whole situation "does chef's kiss motion" it was fantastic!
"Look at those jiggle physics. They sure have their priorities straight."
Correct.
They had their tiny c0cks straight.
Is it wrong of me to want to work on one of these just so I can sneak in jiggle physics to the male character's groinal area?
@@bewilderbeestie Jiggle physics is never wrong. Unless somehow it is, but I wouldn’t admit it.
Sweet Booby, Inc. A consultancy company for maximizing jiggle physics in games.
Thank you for the Red Eclipse shoutout, one of the best games of all time, that is also available NATIVELY on a variety of operating systems. Not just Windows. It is a shame that that is a selling point, and not just the bare minimum expectation for games being developed decades later.
Fun fact;
The Red Eclipse is a student animation that was uploaded to TH-cam and is one of the most enjoyable animations ever hosted on the site- undoubtably more worth your time as the sole animator that worked on it undoubtably spent more hours working on that one few minute video than the entire team did on Vag Strike.
There are very few wins for open source developers, thank you for helping Red Eclipse! I downloaded the game to show my support!
Jauwn I'm currently sick(it's dengue), and very weak, I can barely walk or smile, but man, I love you you videos, they always make my day better, specially now that's being somewhat hard to go through the pain... thanks.
i hope you get better soon, dengue is no joke!!!
@@jauwn Thanks.
Take it easy & take your time. I hope you recover soon.
Good speed on your recovery mate.
That red eclipse part with the dev changing the code is AMAZING, great job on this one!
The possibilities for "vage strike" and "your mom" jokes are endless.
The whole “create & play a world” thing has been around since Halo 3 with Forge
even minecraft already has that with map maker plus this already is a feature in some old school games and if modern and old one already do better and even just good enough yet this can't even competed with Minecraft? yeah no just give up
Man, that's crazy. I played Red Eclipse YEARS ago on an old laptop as it was one of the few games that ran on that piece of junk. It took about 10 seconds of "gameplay" to recognize it. Great game, crazy that they just stole the source code and ran with it.
Every new development in the Red Eclipse/Vage Strike segment somehow got more ridiculous and hilarious than the last. Big round of applause to you and Quin for owning these cypto doofuses in the funniest way possible! I'm sure they will learn absolutely nothing from this.
*Jawn appears*
"Shut it down.. Shut it down"
I used to play Red Eclipse back in 2011 on a crappy core 2 duo laptop, I easily have put hundreds of ours in it and can still remember the main theme perfectly. Thanks for making me remember this gem. I'm so glad it's still being supported by the devs.
Whats especially funny about the 'recommended' option at 5:47 of buying 40000 gold for $399.99, is that if you instead choose to buy the 100 gold option 400 times, its actually cheaper since $0.99 * 400 is $396 instead, not that anyone would ever buy anything in that god awful 'game'.
Your restraint around the name Vag Strike is astonishing
Holy fuck! I used to play Red Eclipse like a decade ago and had completely forgotten about it. I found it on the app store thingy on my old Ubuntu 12.04 laptop when I was 10. Good memories
The coordination with the Red Eclipse devs is impeccable. You're doing good work Jauwn!
dang Red Eclipse actually sounds sick. Never thought I'd get a decent game recommendation from these videos.
Never even heard of Red Eclipse before this, but I'm adding it to my library out of pure respect.
Man i love that intro theme.
If possible, never change. Pls
every once in a while because i like to make new ones, reusing the same old one is boring for me
@@jauwn oh you make originals? That's awesome! I'll enjoy the current one, waiting for a new to pop up all of the sudden.
@@IDBrunoMota yeah i make all the intros and everything about the video
@@jauwnyou should make a full version! Love the vibe of that track!
@@jauwn btw what are the lyrics? Could never figure it out by myself, but like to sing along anyway
17:48 This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Well done to everyone involved who made this happen.
If anyone buys into NFTs, Web 3.0 games, and Crypto at this point, they deserve to lose their money and time. There are so many examples of things going wrong in so many different ways that there's no excuse. I'm glad that folks like you exist, Jauwn. You show people the truth while still trying to be fair to them and that's awesome. It's Creators like you and Coffeezilla that keeps people willing to think critically from getting screwed over.
It's so obvious all these crypto-nerds care about is money. 0 passion for games as art or hell, even playing games. At least I get something when I play a gacha game or whatever. Crypto is just empty blank nothingness
100% true! When someone that does not know any better, like an elderly person and such is scammed i feel sympathy. When an NFT bro loses everything, i usually just laugh at them and feel pity towards those around that person that they damaged.
I've never been keen to blame the people who see a beacon of hope in the words of a grifter - desperation being the motivator. But laziness? Greed? Eeehhhhhhhh...
Yeeeaaah... "stupid people deserve to get scammed" will never be a good take. "Anyone willing to invest in crypto/NFTs is extremely greedy and lazy" is an egregious oversimplification and also falls apart.
@@dusaprukiyathan1613 They don't deserve to be scammed, but they really REALLY are asking for it.
I helped a bit with Red Eclipse, mostly doing some art, back in like 2010-2011 when I was 14 or so. It's changed a lot since then - hopefully not much of my art survived 🙂- but I love that Quin is still at it and RE going from stride to stride.
3:35 is not a Singapore company. Just a chinese company registered in Singapore, most likely a shell company to escape Chinese anti crypto laws
Definitely
Just like Mihoyo doing with Cognosphere
21:17 hash and slack is really a perfect description of that game
So you better smoke that hashish and slack on the couch.
I just love it with these NFT games taking the Ls. Vague Strike certainly took a huge L today since they copied all of someone’s else work and tried to make it into an NFT game. Red Eclipse certainly handled it very well here, and shame on you Vague Strike. Shame on you.
Thank you! We always do our best! Thanks to @jauwn we could stop it right at the beginning.
dc from Red Eclipse
5:45 Worst than that, it's more expensive to purchase in bulk. For example, 100 gold is 0.99$, so how much should it be 40,000 gold (400 times the gold)?
400 x $0.99 = $396.00
But the store is charging $399.99 for the bulk purchase (in other words, overcharging $3.99 just for purchasing in bulk). I can't tell if it's intentional or if they are that incompetent at math...
Okay but it's so funny how Vage Strike just straight up took a crack of a game, slapped some AI art on it, and was like "Yep this is our game 👍👍👍"
Name a greater dynamic duo than Crypto Bros and 0 talent