@@jedediahhopkins6051 because he is such a great guy! If I were homeless and had a spare fried chicken in my inventory, I would offer it to him as a commendation for his nicey behaviour! 👍👍
@@nathanhubanks9767 wow! how funny and creative, its woosh like the sound of the joke going over their head. for such a funny joke I'll leave a like and subscribe to you
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear jua
Nobody: Me in 3rd grade: “Have you ever seen anyone faster than me in real life? All my friends know I’m fast. That’s what they call me they call me fast.”
I was thinking the same thing. Towards the end it sounds more intentional, and wraps into Jacob's last line "i can't believe the game grumps stole my level." It was all pretty ironic, and he lives for that.
3:06 Only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed. So if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always change your mind. Enjoy the video.
1:43 The suffering snowman his eyes painted with the blood of sheer pain, trapped in an icy box that is studying/class while the young marios (kids) play outside
6:01 Guys So basically Alpharad has "pharad" in his usernmane, which is a homophone for "Farad," the SI unit for capacitance (the ability for a system to effectively store electrical charge). The formula for capacitance is C=q/V, where C refers to capacitance, q refers to charge, and V refers to voltage. The "Al" in Alpharad's username suggests "Aluminum," which is referred to as "Al" on the periodic table. Aluminum electrolytic capacitors are often used in power supply applications requiring high capacitance in energy-dense, small-volume packages having very low equivalent series resistance (ESR). In other words, Alpharad's username has always been nothing more than subtle commentary in regards to the fact that Alpha is indeed electrifyingly fast. It truly is quite shocking.
Me: "Okay, i've already spent tons of money on video games; now I can finally stop." Alpharad: "Ha Ha. Youtooz go wahoo." Wallet: "Please don't, let me rest." Me: "I am a bot and this action was done automatically."
No joke when he said "Hey goomba, fuck you." My google home said "I hear you, would you like to report feedback?" At 4:30 a.m. across the room. Scared me to death
I just want to salute the magnificent sadists who put him through this and gave us all so much joy. Also, the sheer amount of salt with which Alpha says "Monty FUCKING MOLE" in the last level gives me life.
Me:read me the most beautiful text you find My friend: "A good idea is never bad idea.... Unless it sucks" -Alpharad, 2020 Me:It's beautiful enough to make a man cry
Alpharad at 2:33: I dont even think miamoto could make a level that good Also Alpharad at 5:24: I don’t know if you guy knew but miamoto makes every level in Mario maker it’s just a Front this is just a Passion Projekt for him
T1S-MNX-CWG = 2-GhostHouse Mystery Door A Ghost house level with puzzles and a secret exit. Note there is no enemies in the level Difficulty 1/5 30Y-P9F-YTF = 1-Castle Show down with Meowser The first castle of my super world, has a boss at the end. Difficulty 3/5 NVD-VTP-QMF = 2-2 Pyramid Exploration Has two mini bosses then 3 puzzles using the power ups of 3Dworld Difficulty 2-3
Thank You for playing My level Alpha! I very much appreciate it :D I am the Maker of Ladle Labyrinth, and if the reason its not in the video us because of the spike pit at the beginning, I completely understand. I Am SO HONOR and I can now brag to my friends that My favorite internet funnyman played my level. Also, consider your Youtooz already purchased with 30 of my hard earned dollars :)! Have a good holiday alpharad!
GIVEAWAY LINK: youtooz.com/products/alpharad
I think that’s the wrong link
Nice advertising.
Yes! I love product! Thank you so much for product!
There’s this not alpharad guy who looks like you (hahaha funny original joke)
That gets released on my birthday
Man Alpharad is such a great guy I can’t believe he let me try to understand the level before beating it
This comment confuses me and everyone else. Why is it pinned?
@@jedediahhopkins6051 Alpharad died just so everyone could see the level, he's just that nice
@@jedediahhopkins6051 because he is such a great guy! If I were homeless and had a spare fried chicken in my inventory, I would offer it to him as a commendation for his nicey behaviour! 👍👍
Such a caring indivisual
7:25 for people who are confused
The man says Miamoto but shows a picture of Ryan gosling. This is why I subscribe
I believe that was tod Howard, creator of the most balanced game in the world skyrim
@@reece1418 Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@nathanhubanks9767 wow! how funny and creative, its woosh like the sound of the joke going over their head. for such a funny joke I'll leave a like and subscribe to you
Wait wasn't that alpharad?
@@stiky5972nah it was todd howard
GREAT QUOTES FROM A SAGE
"I am speed"
"A good idea is never a bad idea unless it sucks"
Bazinga
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear jua
@@AxxLAfriku what?
Such true words
A vacuum is one of the few bad ideas
"that was a wrong warp"
"that was joy-con drift"
"that was a cheat code"
"That was a hack"
All of these are quotes of inspiration
"That was just part of the speedrun"
“That’s because I’m bad”
"that's because it was fire"
"I still had my blindfold on"
"That's because I'm bad.... Wait."
"What is the life of school like? Koopas everywhere. Death imminent"
Death is better than school honestly
Death is better....
Then anything
Bazinga
You have a point
ReEducation camp is better than education camp.
Take it back alphrarad :( my mom told me my level was good
Which one is it?
Which one
Bazinga
Pls tell me you lying
Hey I think alpharad would like it if you hit the like button ;)
This video feels like Jaceb was offered a million dollars to make it but really doesn't want to.
I think he just knew the levels were going to be awful
Nobody:
Me in 3rd grade:
“Have you ever seen anyone faster than me in real life? All my friends know I’m fast. That’s what they call me they call me fast.”
I read this just as he said it 😆
Bazinga
BIG POG MOMENT
Speedy
Everyone knows your popularity pre-middle school is completely based on how fast you can run
Just Jacob quoting Icuras's last words:
"I'm going to dodge the sun watch this."
"A good idea is never a bad idea... unless it sucks"
Thanks for giving me the best yearbook quote I could never come up with
Bazinga
I wish i had thought of these things when I had to have my quote
Wise sayings
Hi Aaron
@@AmariDT Hi Amari
5:30
“Watch this trick. I am stronger than the sun.” - Ultimate Life Form Kars
(c. 1939, colorized)
MetalMercutio Is ThAt A jOjO rEfReNcE
@@GreenEyedPsycho yEs
@@GreenEyedPsycho to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand a jojo reference
@@Subpar1224 does that mean I’m a big brain
@@pink_moose991 Probably not
"Who would win? A billion Mario's with Shells, or every Lion?"
- Alpharad, 2020 (Probably)
@Ari Sethi He’s everywhere, never be surprised to see him
Bazinga
Like Some dude without a mustache
@@ginkosensei8106 or some dude with a mustache
The Marios
"I am stronger than the sun"
- almost every hollow knight player
True tho
we are though
TRUE
"This is a baby level"
Dies 10 seconds later
Bazinga
Babies are intelligent. They could do it
@@yobamayobama8940 Big Bang?
the comedy: on point
his mental health: concerning
This vid was PHENOMENAL Alpha, thx for the laughs. Hope you're doin' good tho
He sounded so tired in this vid but that just made it funnier😂
Hotel: trivago
“A good idea is never a bad idea unless it’s sucks”
Alpharad 2020
Me: “that’s what they said when I was born”
He is talking as if he's videogamedunkey
I was thinking the same thing. Towards the end it sounds more intentional, and wraps into Jacob's last line "i can't believe the game grumps stole my level." It was all pretty ironic, and he lives for that.
Glad I wasn't the only one getting that sort of vibe from this video
i was thinking the same thing the entire video
The only difference is that Alpha will never have the world record on bowsers big bean burrito
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!
“Once it’s gone it will *NEVER BE MADE AGAIN!*” hits way different than all the other TH-camrs just going “once it’s gone it’s gone”
MOMENTO MORI!
You can tell Alpharad is having a good day because he’s hearting “Nobody:” comments
Alpharad, heart this comment, please. I’m desperate
He provided a heart
Sounds like Alpharad asking for subscribers
lmao wtf
Lmao, he did it, thanks alpharad! It’s really cool how you still look at comments despite how many there are.
The madlad noice
To be fair, we've never seen Usain Bolt and Jacob in the same room together
7:55 He didn't rage quit, he just left because he already understands.
“Why would I even rob a bank I’m Mario”-philosopher Alpharad
I can't tell if Alpha was drunk making this or if this is just Alpha being Alpha, and that's terrifying.
"A good idea is never a bad idea, unless it sucks."
Truer words have never been spoken.
“Have you ever seen someone faster than me?”
A certain chicken sandwich wielding nomad comes to mind...
Haha I get it
I don't think I've ever seen Alpharad have less fun playing mario before.
Mario Party exists
It's concerning
A good idea is ndver a bad idea unless it sucks. Thats what he said when he saw the levels
@Melvin Toussaint-Prophete at least he’s able to talk to jo during that
7:03 Fun fact, he did this bit on stream yesterday, and it went on a lot longer than this
Bazinga
Cool
5:51...
Alpha: “Hey Goomba... Fuck you”
Me: “But that’s a Galoomba...”
And I like to think this is a VanossGaming reference
6:33
Remember the Oddsoneout played this level and he started to freak out
Look at Alpharad: .... god damn it
Bazinga
Yes
3:06
Only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed. So if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always change your mind. Enjoy the video.
I love how you can just hear his internal despair all throughout the video
1:43 The suffering snowman his eyes painted with the blood of sheer pain, trapped in an icy box that is studying/class while the young marios (kids) play outside
Congrats to Alpharad for holding the world record on Snowy Semester for a solid few hours.
Alpharad -Plus- Deluxe called, they want their "content" back.
This video should have been called: “Testing my ego”
9:15 "Monty FUCKIN' Mole!" LMFAO
Imagine if Nack the Weasel was in Smash. He could steal a Fire Emblem character’s invite in the trailer
Bazinga
No
He steals waluigis invite
He is like Shadow cause he has a gun
@@glowingterror6909 PERFECT
6:01
Guys
So basically
Alpharad has "pharad" in his usernmane, which is a homophone for "Farad," the SI unit for capacitance (the ability for a system to effectively store electrical charge). The formula for capacitance is C=q/V, where C refers to capacitance, q refers to charge, and V refers to voltage. The "Al" in Alpharad's username suggests "Aluminum," which is referred to as "Al" on the periodic table. Aluminum electrolytic capacitors are often used in power supply applications requiring high capacitance in energy-dense, small-volume packages having very low equivalent series resistance (ESR).
In other words, Alpharad's username has always been nothing more than subtle commentary in regards to the fact that Alpha is indeed electrifyingly fast.
It truly is quite shocking.
This has got to be the most depressing thing I have ever seen seen from Mario Maker, and I seen too many videos on Endless Easy.
Bazinga
5:26 that’s a picture of Todd Howard not Miyamoto
You don’t say!
alph: what is school like?
alph: koopas everywhere
me:no
alph: d e a t h
me: in the eyes of the child yes
8:18
Alpharad: Literally gives 7 excuses on why he dies.
8:28
That's because I'm bad... Wait-
“I knew i could dodge that with my invincibility move”
Spoken like a true luigi player
you miss him too don't you bud
Me: "Okay, i've already spent tons of money on video games; now I can finally stop."
Alpharad: "Ha Ha. Youtooz go wahoo."
Wallet: "Please don't, let me rest."
Me: "I am a bot and this action was done automatically."
I love how alpharad knows exactly how a level is gonna play out and act.
He’s really good at those baby levels gotta admit
The start of this video felt soooo much like VGDunkey
Fun Fact: there's this game called OneShot that's more Meta than Undertale.
It is very meta
@@sw3aterCS_ Indeed
Thank you jaybone very cool.
@DiaKorrus 18 thank you.
I suggest you watch Merg's video.
Bazinga
No joke when he said "Hey goomba, fuck you." My google home said "I hear you, would you like to report feedback?" At 4:30 a.m. across the room. Scared me to death
This video was giving heavy dunky vibes and I love it😂
I thought the exact same thing
Alpharad gets possessed by Dunkey for 11 minutes
0:06 Alpha has 3 hands confirmed?
WOAH
Yes he does
Amazing Mario Quotes
“Why would I even rob a bank? I’m mario.”
-Mario Mario 2020
Clearly he needs the money to pay the therapy bills for all the trauma of nearly dying in every Smash trailer.
0:28, royalty free YEAH!
Bazinga
YEAH
I just want to salute the magnificent sadists who put him through this and gave us all so much joy. Also, the sheer amount of salt with which Alpha says "Monty FUCKING MOLE" in the last level gives me life.
1:41 I see you removed the part where you couldn’t find the pipe that was right in front of you.
Bazinga
only the real ones remember
@@yobamayobama8940 why are you responding to every comment with bazinga dude
Me:read me the most beautiful text you find
My friend: "A good idea
is never bad idea....
Unless it sucks" -Alpharad, 2020
Me:It's beautiful enough to make a man cry
Jacob: Hey Goomba, f0ck you.”
I felt every ounce of that goomba’s pain, before
Alpharad:I had an idea there.
Ronald:No you didn't. I HAVE AN IDEA!
Yo this man funny, should give him a title about being a funny man
Bazinga
On the internet
8:34
...Oh I get it, cuz this feels like a video from videogamedunkey
is it just me or did he sound like he was not having fun that whole video
AGREED
The levels were pretty awful that could be why
The little alpharad isn't screaming about crab cakes while fully clothed in a pool, not a very accurate portrayal.
This title is *WRONG* , it should be “playing your HORRENDOUS levels.”
Bazinga
NERD
Thats a big word
Alpharad at 2:33: I dont even think miamoto could make a level that good
Also Alpharad at 5:24: I don’t know if you guy knew but miamoto makes every level in Mario maker it’s just a Front this is just a Passion Projekt for him
I like how it’s just automatically a bad level if he isn’t the fastest player.
Bazinga
is there another way to determine the level, then?
@@swimmerofage2148 no
dunkeys posting normal videos again just on his second channel yay
I can say “pog” and get like 2 likes, because this video is pog
@@doggypilled yes
i was the 2nd like :)
@@zachm9964 :D
:)
pog
Alpharad in a nutshell: It's the kids who are wrong!
*Proceeds to fall in lava for eternity*
Okay I understand the level Alpharad
"im gonna dodge the sun"
**dies**
"it's because this level is bad"
5:38
Anyone of an opinion that any answer except all the pokemon is right is WRONGG
Alpharad: I'm gonna go in here. I'm gonna-
Ad plays: We can make it together.
Me: The anxiety is strong with this one.
Day 55 of asking Jacob for a Touhou video
8:25 “that’s because it was on fire”
Why was this so funny?
If you're reading this, you probably haven't even finished watching the video.
How did you know?
The video came out 3 minutes ago lmao
I swear this is a reupload
Ur right😳
Bazinga
Alpharad says: there kind just doesn't work for me
The Koopa: do I look like a fool to you
4:40
This music is spot on
something about alpha's energy in this video hits differently and I want more of it
"Your hubris will be the death of you, if you allow it to be."
Oh Alpha, when has that ever happened to you before?
Alpharad is a guy who doesn't care how dangerous the mission is, he just wants to do because he can
I haven’t heard the term “game shark” used in a year. you must be the mad man with the amount of funny nostalgia that makes thinking ok
T1S-MNX-CWG = 2-GhostHouse Mystery Door
A Ghost house level with puzzles and a secret exit. Note there is no enemies in the level
Difficulty 1/5
30Y-P9F-YTF = 1-Castle Show down with Meowser
The first castle of my super world, has a boss at the end.
Difficulty 3/5
NVD-VTP-QMF = 2-2 Pyramid Exploration
Has two mini bosses then 3 puzzles using the power ups of 3Dworld
Difficulty 2-3
The subscriber percentage during the "SUBSCRIBE" part was so good
When you skip the finals in school: 1:48
Usain bolt: *exists*
Alphard: oh he's black? Shadow the hedgehog
1:10 bro got one-upped by Bowser Jr. twice 💀
The "that was" sequence was probably the best-written (if not only written) sequence in this video
This video irradiates a great videogamedunkey energy and I am down for it.
“ witch would win all pokemon? the sun? A billion lions? Wrong Mario with turtle” - alpharad 2020
8:18 is giving me flashbacks to perma-damage boosted Nabbit in NSMBU
Alpharad: I'm gonna
Ad: Buy the latest shows or movies
You ain’t ever seen Usain Bolt and Alpharad in the same room now have you.
this video has the best ad placement ive seen on this platform
4:02
And just like that, Alpharad became a microwave
I love how he says that in 9:17 with such an energy
Alpha at start: BUY MY MERCH
Alpha the rest of the video: *buy my will to live*
Thank You for playing My level Alpha! I very much appreciate it :D
I am the Maker of Ladle Labyrinth, and if the reason its not in the video us because of the spike pit at the beginning, I completely understand. I Am SO HONOR and I can now brag to my friends that My favorite internet funnyman played my level. Also, consider your Youtooz already purchased with 30 of my hard earned dollars :)! Have a good holiday alpharad!
This is just one of those videos where Jacob has a classic Alpharad moment for 11 minutes straight