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"Scientist believe they hunt by dragging the freakishly long arms across the ocean floor" Do you know how disturbing that is? Imagine if you got finessed by them lanky arms and be forced to die as you can't really escape.
I hate the sea. There’s too many things that can’t be investigated yet. I don’t mind swimming in oceans or pools but going on cruises on boats at vast oceans is a huge no.
If you're not keen on watching for things above, I'd advise you to avoid the shades in case a drop bear got the jump on you. Without the shade, you'd be exposed to the sun and dive bombing magpies however, so it's best that you wear a hat because a bruise is better than an open wound. When you're out with the homies, a good rule of thumb is that if it sounds stupid, it probably is. Especially if it involves dark holes, size notwithstanding, or suspicious bodies of water you can't see the bottom of. If you keep to the sidewalk or anything close to civilization, you should be fine for the most time. If you're the adventurous type, just make sure you have access to the ER and have a company to take a picture of the jellyfish/scorpion/spider/snake that bit you to increase your chance of survival. Oh and it goes without saying to make sure you both don't get stung at the same time at the very least. Have fun on your vacation!
@Riley D Excluding humans on humans crime, Australia is still definitively more dangerous than just about anywhere else in the world. I live in the south of Quebec, near Ottawa, and the most dangerous animal you'll encounter here is the black bear, who are rarely aggressive and that's even more true of those in this region, because they are used to humans.
About that t-posing squid thing... Imagine you've been trapped by a tentacle at the bottom of the ocean, you have no idea where the creature that the tentacle belongs to even is. You try and escape but you aren't strong enough to break the suckers. The last thing you see as you are dragged toward your death? A squid asserting his dominance
I wonder what would happen if you cut the tentacles of or could you hit it in the head kill!ng it or knocking it out. Can you touch it or is it poisonous? Many questions.
I just read about the Gympie gympie, a plant with venomous stingers that can float through the air and cause excruciating pain that lasts for years.. How you people have survived in that hellscape is beyond me
New subscriber here. I love this guy! Every time I watch his videos I learn a ton of information and I thought I knew a lot. He looks so young and still keeps such a dead pan expression while cracking all of us up. I wish his teaching could get out to more people. Imagine if he were a high school teacher or a university lecturer. What an inspiration.
Ironically, I'm p sure being on yt will get this seen by more ppl. 12 mil vid views and 3 mil subscribers. Which, numbers aren't everything, I respect the mans more for correcting himself and updating himself, but that's a helluva lot of ppl
I just love how in between all these strange and terrifying facts about sea creatures, there’s a couple of facts showing that manta rays are possibly the most wholesome fish of all time!
The big fin squids, AKA Magnapinna can grow up to 40 ft. I believe I saw somewhere, and they've recently caught footage of it attacking using its tentacles, so it's no longer thought that they drag them passively but it's been seen that they're actually somehow able to manipulate them actively and must be adept hunters. So yeah, even more terrifying.
The squid is displaying a behavior that some people thought could be an attack, but its not confirmed to be that and its misleading to say so! Especially since theres a lot of people talkin of the high posibility of it being display, getting caught in a current or trying to flee the rov
Aquaman’s arsenal is looking a bit more lethal than we first expected. Edit: Now that this has stayed here for over a year, I’ll say that I remember getting this joke from a Matpat Video: m.th-cam.com/video/nT7w0s5jg6k-/w-d-xo.html5:56
@@jf_kein_k8590 on a scale of one to america, bald eagles out of ten wouldnt wanna go fin slashing and leave sharkasses behind for our boi khal aqualad to find, cap you not
Used to dive and snorkel off the west coast of Oahu Hawaii bk in 2019-2021. Saw countless numbers of species of fish and all manner of things I couldn’t describe. Had a few close encounters with some tiger sharks. I’m thankful to be alive. The ocean is another awe-inspiring world that I believe as humans, we will never fully understand.
"Those arms can be 90% of their body length and they hold it at a 90-degree angle which makes violation against nature look like it's T-posing" Bin Fin Squid: *Am I a joke to you?*
It’s because schools are forced by the state to teach us tests so we can’t learn about cool shit like this. We have to learn the test because if we don’t do good on the test, we fail and if we fail, the school gets funding cuts. Thanks common core and standardized testing 👍🏻😂
@@womp47 I mean, sure, slow it down but present it with humor & relatable language? That would keep me engaged longer than dry, boring textbook lessons.
" As technology advances, we might learn more about this, which isn't a good thing they need to stay in hell." OMG I was dying of laughter at how true this statement was!!!!😂😂😂
@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 idk animal fact bait will work on him. With how much ridiculous stuff he has seen, if he does not recognise something, he would fall for it.
I stood on a stonefish when I was 10 years old and the pain rendered me unconscios after about 5 minutes, no matter what drugs I was given at the hospital the mind altering pain was ever present, they put me in a sort of coma where I was apparently asleep but I remember dreaming of nothing but the most horrific pain immersing my entire soul the entire time, I've snapped bones and ruptured a testicle since and nothing can compare to stonefish venom, even now I still (I'm now 30) get these twitches every now and then that are about 50% the level of the original pain that last half a second that happen 2 or 3 times with about 2 seconds between "pulses" at the old injury site and they leave me sweating and with a raised heartbeat for a few minutes, I also often dream about when it happened and the pain in the dream is like it's happening again, so that's fun
Stonefish have pretty much single-handedly made me no longer want to go in the ocean. Ever since I learned that some were I think found in Cornwall, I have basically never stepped foot in the sea lol
Would you like to learn more about the ocean? Millions of people vacation at the ocean every year, but sometimes it actually gets scary. There are many scary things about the ocean, as millions of people every year narrowly avoid learning the hard way. Thanks for watching, and please like and subscribe. Stay tuned, and I'll tell you a fact about the ocean any day now. Please don't skip ahead, because it took me a long time to upload this video, and as millions of people at the beach every year have discovered... you have died of dysentery.
@@wallicagilchrist803 Thanks! _You have starved to death_ probably would've made better sense, but I liked the throwback (even though I literally have never played Oregon Trail) :,)
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@@andyviliani6931 I wouldnt deep dive in the middle, way too much is unknown about it, and we dont exactly have the research to create a surefire way to learn ya know
My biggest fear in life has always been being dropped in the middle of the ocean. I am terrified of the ocean. TERRIFIED. Nice to see a video like this by someone who gets it.
Feel ya bruh, same here. Even just deep waters, like neck deep is already giving panick. You so microscopic in the ocean and you have no idea what's looking at you from around/below😱
Dunni watcha talkin bout. The ocean is incredible!! Doesn't it make you all giddy and excited inside to know that we've only just discovered such a small portion of it? The amount of things that could be there gets me so happy
I wish he would go a wee bit slower so that I can savor and file away some of the funny stuff he says. And he says it with a matter of fact and almost bored look on his face! Love it!
@@truebiggirllover9301 u can tell? How can u tell? How old is this kid? & I’ve met some smart fkn kids before. Hell one kid I knew was doing college work in middle school.
He makes me laugh so hard it hurts. My favourite lines include: "They live in God's attic." "Australia is Satan's basement." "Which isn't a good thing; they need to stay in hell." "Don't worry. It gets worse." "Take you off the census." "Australia plays on veteran difficulty." Everything he ever said to describe otters, wolverines and that general family.
If you look up at a manta Ray in one of those sea world tunnels, they look like they're smiling at you. This is my favorite animal fact and I implore you all to find out what I mean 🥺
Of course. Also genuine thought unrelated to the joke wouldn't what an Australian think of as dangerous be skewed from what people from other parts of the world consider dangerous?
As someone who has lived right next to the ocean her entire life, the ocean is exceedingly dangerous if you don’t take necessary precautions. I go surfing almost every day but I can confirm that I have had one too many near death experiences. Please stay safe if you go in the ocean
This is actually a very funny well thought type of comment which I can never come up with and I love it. I also laughed quite loud. The guys above me probably swallow the ocean first before going to the cactus.
Lmao I started laughing so hard when I read just the title. That actually sounds painful but hey, anything is a pp if you're brave enough and have some imagination
The scariest thing about that hell squid is that either we just don't have the tech to catch an adult or they don't live long enough for there to be many adults for us to catch, in which case the two options are they don't live long after exiting adolescence or there's something scarier than them that eats them, and I don't mean sperm whales because they don't dive 15,000 ft.
As a born and raised Floridian, I can’t imagine not swimming in the ocean. I learned to swim at 3 and spent all of my time at the beach. There’s so many animals and reefs and sunken objects to see underwater. And sharks really aren’t as scary as people think. 95% of them aren’t big enough to see you as potential prey, like they’re still passive fish mode, and they’re just vibin’. Like, I’m way more nervous around alligators than sharks, because alligators ambush you out of nowhere.
@@tiffanyvalencia8415 I’m from Sarasota!! I know the exact estuary you were probably at, it’s full of manatees. Such cool animals, chill vibes only for the manatees.
@@CharlieApples thank you for reaching out about this! I miss so much about the area. I used to walk the bay trail from my neighborhood on Westmorland Dr past the historical museum homes, stopping in at the fish shack to buy some cheap smoked mullet for a snack 🤗
@@tiffanyvalencia8415 I miss Sarasota so much. I lived off Bee Ridge on one of those streets with the super narrow one lane roads lmao. My uncle was a Merchant Marine captain who lived on a houseboat at Marina Jack, so I spent a lot of time on the water with him. I wish I could afford to move back there, but gentrification hit Sarasota/Bradenton so hard in the past 15 years. The old house I used to live in was bulldozed years ago. It’s so sad what’s happening to coastal Florida.
I got stung by a stonefish once. I was freaking out and in so much pain I made my friend cry because I nearly convinced him to cut my leg off. I was ready to lose a leg to make the pain go away
Oh shoot, i swam in an ocean where it lives once and that was my biggest fear. Whenever i saw anything that seemed even remotely suspicious I swam at least 10 meters away
My dad stepped on stone fish when he was in his 40, and he's 70 now with a nerve problem on his left leg, specialist suggest that because of the stonefish from 30 years ago. And it's not even the dangerous kind.
Wanna know why so many people are afraid of heights and the ocean? It's because we are and were never meant to be there. Our home is here, and if we go up or down, we enter their home. No matter how much we fight while in the air or underwater, it doesn't make much difference because we're not supposed to screw around there
the magnapinna squid (the animal at the beginning of the video) likely doesn't have suckers powerful enough to grab things . Just remember that down there , there's little that reaches the size necessary for suckers. These guys actually eat stuff like zooplankton so you have absolutely nothing to worry about. It is not a jellyfish, and it doesn't sting either.
Of course I don't have to worry about it. We would would get crushed because of the pressure of being kilometers underwater before anything could even think of trying to kill us
The terrifying thing is, a good amount of the life forms in subnautica are perfectly plausible. There could be a multiple leviathan class life forms that want to make sure whatever your doing is worth it.
For a while, NASA actually tried to dig around in the ocean. They stopped in 1978, and I can only assume they found something that made them all want to leave the planet ASAP. Edit: Correction, they are still doing some stuff in the ocean
@@elgoog7830 They were just exploring the ocean. Maybe they did actually dig into the ground under it at some point, I don't know. I just know that one day NASA decided to leave the ocean alone.
It's crazy that intelligent animals like that mantaray totally comprehend that humans are intelligent beings capable of empathy, that will help them if we're able. That's just incredible
*We’ve already seen shit like the telescope fish, angler fish and Poseidon’s new sleep paralysis demon/the big fin squid so it’s absolutely anyone’s fucking guess as to what unholy abominations will be found next.*
Honestly its probable if you think about it. Before humans made the ocean their new roads, I imagine that squid had free reign over the entire ocean if it pleased. Having to do combat with humans and their ships (giving us the stories about the Kraken) probably killed off a good amount of the species that choose to feed in the shallows as compared to these T-Posing Tentacle Trappers that hunt in the dark deep below. We should thank our ancestors for finding and fighting them first. Who knows what would happen if the Kraken stories were happening NOW. I mean...at least we'd hopefully still cause the same selection to take place...
As someone who’s been in the ocean literally countless times and has always emerged unscathed, it sounds like you just want to do something sus with a cactus
i love the variety of ways he says “this thing can kill you”. took me off the census
Tiktok has community guidelines about saying kill so every kid there has to get creative
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"It gets worse...
...It always gets worse"
This should always be nature's slogan.
Right next to; "But wait, THERE'S MORE!"
Sounds like a great tag line for Australian tourism...
@@prometheanrebel3838 *No*
The most terrifying creature is the one where it doesn't get worse
I made your comment to 1k likes! :D
"Scientist believe they hunt by dragging the freakishly long arms across the ocean floor"
Do you know how disturbing that is?
Imagine if you got finessed by them lanky arms and be forced to die as you can't really escape.
U cant be where that thing is because the water pressure would kill you anyway bro
@@yeet4547 ik I said imagine...
@@yeet4547 how do they even survive with that water pressure?
@@brandzsot227 Marine Biology..
@@ioi1989 yh the amount of pressure doe.
"You only had enough time for a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away." That line got me straight up dead
Came back to this video cause I couldn't get this line out of my head. Funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣
"They don't have to be underwater to put you underground", this guy's whole script is a quote
Like my life😂😂
So many likes but no comments???
Onceeeee
Oop momo what are you doing here?
Yo u a twitch streamer? What's ur IG?
"Satan's Jungle Gym"
An accurate description of Australian nature.
FIJI !
Former evolutionist? Wow, that’s the worst creationist propaganda I’ve ever seen for a username lmao.
I was watching the Military channel and a Nam Veteran made the comment that Vietnam is a bug infested hell hole but its no Australia
@Ahmed Malaki spider rain
@@ivyleague3224 if you actually came here you would know the beauty of the native birds, possums, kangaroos ect.
Not just the rare deadly spiders
whenever he says “don't worry, it gets worse” i feel calm than i should be lol
this is off topic but i love your profile pic
@@V0IDFANGZ me too :)
@Dotaro Kudo YEEAAHHH
This guy is literally an educational comedian 😂
The moral to take away here is: "it gets worse, it always gets worse"
There always a bigger fish - old wise man
imo, when it comes to the ocean, and everything that has to do with water. it always gets worse.
I read it just as he said it lol
I hate the sea. There’s too many things that can’t be investigated yet. I don’t mind swimming in oceans or pools but going on cruises on boats at vast oceans is a huge no.
@@3thalluing339 Same
The weirdest thing about swimming in the ocean is thinking all of these horrors are directly under you...
But most of them can't/won't reach you
@@king-fool it’s just the thought of them being under you
@@canadaisntreal And you know...some people can't swim so
@@azeyd7317 like me?
@@azeyd7317 blk ppl
One thing this video made me realize, is that as much as I like Australia, I'm gonna be on my guard the whole time I'm there for VACATION.
If you're not keen on watching for things above, I'd advise you to avoid the shades in case a drop bear got the jump on you. Without the shade, you'd be exposed to the sun and dive bombing magpies however, so it's best that you wear a hat because a bruise is better than an open wound. When you're out with the homies, a good rule of thumb is that if it sounds stupid, it probably is. Especially if it involves dark holes, size notwithstanding, or suspicious bodies of water you can't see the bottom of. If you keep to the sidewalk or anything close to civilization, you should be fine for the most time. If you're the adventurous type, just make sure you have access to the ER and have a company to take a picture of the jellyfish/scorpion/spider/snake that bit you to increase your chance of survival. Oh and it goes without saying to make sure you both don't get stung at the same time at the very least. Have fun on your vacation!
@@straypaper Hey I appreciate this man. I'll try and remember these if I'm actually going there one day.
Don’t go
@Riley D the spiders though
@Riley D Excluding humans on humans crime, Australia is still definitively more dangerous than just about anywhere else in the world. I live in the south of Quebec, near Ottawa, and the most dangerous animal you'll encounter here is the black bear, who are rarely aggressive and that's even more true of those in this region, because they are used to humans.
How this man can keep a straight face the entire time is beyond me.
😂😂😂
The answer is editing.
He practices a lot, you gonna get tired of your own jokes but ppl listening for the first time will always find funny
Video is edited. He probably had to retake a lot of shots..
“They can swallow at least half a million calories”
Same 😔
I started looking for a comment like this after he told us that.
Was not disappointed
Gotta eat them calories to get BIGG 🏋️♂️
Oof
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@@trillkhi1943 fuck outta here with your weak ass vlog
About that t-posing squid thing...
Imagine you've been trapped by a tentacle at the bottom of the ocean, you have no idea where the creature that the tentacle belongs to even is. You try and escape but you aren't strong enough to break the suckers. The last thing you see as you are dragged toward your death?
A squid asserting his dominance
Underrated comment
I T-pose when walking
counter it by t-posing too, show 'em who's in the top of the food chain (not really)
I mean, that's how I wanna go out
I wonder what would happen if you cut the tentacles of or could you hit it in the head kill!ng it or knocking it out. Can you touch it or is it poisonous?
Many questions.
“Australia is a national treasure and also Satan’s jungle gym.” aussie here and can confirm it’s true 🤣
I just read about the Gympie gympie, a plant with venomous stingers that can float through the air and cause excruciating pain that lasts for years.. How you people have survived in that hellscape is beyond me
@@carmengogeidnas9670 LMAO never heard or seen of that one 🤣😂 but yes it’s dangerous definitely do not come here
@@nickdavidelijah Australia isnt real
@@nickdavidelijah lmaoo have you heard of that theory
How can australia be a national treasure if it's already a nation
New subscriber here. I love this guy! Every time I watch his videos I learn a ton of information and I thought I knew a lot. He looks so young and still keeps such a dead pan expression while cracking all of us up. I wish his teaching could get out to more people. Imagine if he were a high school teacher or a university lecturer. What an inspiration.
Ironically, I'm p sure being on yt will get this seen by more ppl. 12 mil vid views and 3 mil subscribers. Which, numbers aren't everything, I respect the mans more for correcting himself and updating himself, but that's a helluva lot of ppl
I'm a Biology major and absolutely love this guy. The mix of science and dead pan humor is a riot.
That’s why you’re a biology major and not the funny man.
@@JustinWayneDawg you're a bit of a d*** aren't you.
@@ericinman9245 he is lol
Really? Mushy I should show my biology teacher
How’s it like living my dream career?!
I just love how in between all these strange and terrifying facts about sea creatures, there’s a couple of facts showing that manta rays are possibly the most wholesome fish of all time!
I now want to meet a manta ray mabye them ill actually be ok with going in the ocean like a normal human
Just don't confuse them with sting rays or you'll end up like poor ol' Steve
@@addictedtoRS It’ll be kinda hard to mistake a stingray for a Manta
@@buklau837 Not really to someone who's never seen both.
@@addictedtoRS Bruh. Ones bigger and they other has a deadly venomous barb
"They don't have to be underwater to put you underground."
Damn
🤣🤣
1k likes and only 2 replies😕
@@yasirkareem4392 3 now
@@ilan4605 4 now
@@pickle_chin4382 5 now
The big fin squids, AKA Magnapinna can grow up to 40 ft. I believe I saw somewhere, and they've recently caught footage of it attacking using its tentacles, so it's no longer thought that they drag them passively but it's been seen that they're actually somehow able to manipulate them actively and must be adept hunters. So yeah, even more terrifying.
They're so v silly when they get tangled tho
The squid is displaying a behavior that some people thought could be an attack, but its not confirmed to be that and its misleading to say so! Especially since theres a lot of people talkin of the high posibility of it being display, getting caught in a current or trying to flee the rov
“He may not be an angel, but he’ll turn you into one,” not gonna lie, that one had me cracking up laughing!
No1 gives a fck!
Your a clown kid!
I swear mans so funny 😭
@@Dbarr311 your the whole circus 🎪 🤡
@ahegao megumin yup
"Meaning they don't have to be underwater to put you underground"
I'm fking wheezing-
and ''the only cure is try not to di3'' XD
Damn. Kids laugh at anything huh?
@@696Productions Yup
Aquaman’s arsenal is looking a bit more lethal than we first expected.
Edit: Now that this has stayed here for over a year, I’ll say that I remember getting this joke from a Matpat Video: m.th-cam.com/video/nT7w0s5jg6k-/w-d-xo.html5:56
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Good thing he is usually a hero.
@@jf_kein_k8590 But Namor isn't 😳
@@jf_kein_k8590 on a scale of one to america, bald eagles out of ten wouldnt wanna go fin slashing and leave sharkasses behind for our boi khal aqualad to find, cap you not
@@arson2639 And now in English please.
Used to dive and snorkel off the west coast of Oahu Hawaii bk in 2019-2021. Saw countless numbers of species of fish and all manner of things I couldn’t describe. Had a few close encounters with some tiger sharks. I’m thankful to be alive. The ocean is another awe-inspiring world that I believe as humans, we will never fully understand.
"Those arms can be 90% of their body length and they hold it at a 90-degree angle which makes violation against nature look like it's T-posing"
Bin Fin Squid: *Am I a joke to you?*
THAT IS THE BIG FIN SQUID
One word:
Anteaters
@@CasualCat64 *B I N F I N S Q U I D*
@@WoodlouseChucker who’s your favorite Spider-Man
@@CasualCat64 idk
this dude has the most creative ways of saying "you're gonna die"
He do tho
@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ I mean it’s educational, but I get why you don’t like it
@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ you'll understand if you have a better sense of humor
🕴😎
@Ilovewolfs 🐺❤ immature :|
If info was presented in schools like this, kids would learn a lot more. I know I would have.
yeap, We could learn alot more, but in our own way ofcs. Not everyone can listen while they are at class with people, some preferes to stay alone.
It’s because schools are forced by the state to teach us tests so we can’t learn about cool shit like this. We have to learn the test because if we don’t do good on the test, we fail and if we fail, the school gets funding cuts. Thanks common core and standardized testing 👍🏻😂
bro everyone would forget everything the next day lol this is such a bad way of learning
@@womp47 I mean, sure, slow it down but present it with humor & relatable language? That would keep me engaged longer than dry, boring textbook lessons.
Truuuuuuu
" As technology advances, we might learn more about this, which isn't a good thing they need to stay in hell."
OMG I was dying of laughter at how true this statement was!!!!😂😂😂
Lol I was looking for this comment 😅
"Proving that country is a national treasure and Satan's jungle gym"
As someone who lives in Australia, I completely agree with this statement.
Must I say that is the most accurate thing I’ve heard today
Same
Same
Nothing’s truer
At this point even the fbi is scared to look through his search history.
*”longest whale penis”*
Advertiser: “we have to use WHAT words to target him?”
@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 idk animal fact bait will work on him. With how much ridiculous stuff he has seen, if he does not recognise something, he would fall for it.
This dude: *proceeds to look up female hyena penises*
I stood on a stonefish when I was 10 years old and the pain rendered me unconscios after about 5 minutes, no matter what drugs I was given at the hospital the mind altering pain was ever present, they put me in a sort of coma where I was apparently asleep but I remember dreaming of nothing but the most horrific pain immersing my entire soul the entire time, I've snapped bones and ruptured a testicle since and nothing can compare to stonefish venom, even now I still (I'm now 30) get these twitches every now and then that are about 50% the level of the original pain that last half a second that happen 2 or 3 times with about 2 seconds between "pulses" at the old injury site and they leave me sweating and with a raised heartbeat for a few minutes, I also often dream about when it happened and the pain in the dream is like it's happening again, so that's fun
Sorry to hear of the reoccurrence. Sending prayers
With most fish venom..the most widely used traditional remedy is to find the nearest available human,and get the injury site peed on..
@@joshkooga7204 That's completely bogus
@@samuellinn hahaha..well,maybe..i mean,i can't cite any scientific papers,but it's worked for us islanders for a thousand years,so...
This is terrible to hear! How long did it take before you recovered originally?
Stonefish have pretty much single-handedly made me no longer want to go in the ocean. Ever since I learned that some were I think found in Cornwall, I have basically never stepped foot in the sea lol
I love that he gets straight to the point and doesn’t beat around the bush for 20 minutes to tell you just one fact (like other channels)
Would you like to learn more about the ocean? Millions of people vacation at the ocean every year, but sometimes it actually gets scary. There are many scary things about the ocean, as millions of people every year narrowly avoid learning the hard way. Thanks for watching, and please like and subscribe. Stay tuned, and I'll tell you a fact about the ocean any day now. Please don't skip ahead, because it took me a long time to upload this video, and as millions of people at the beach every year have discovered...
you have died of dysentery.
@@zedmelon noice!
@@wallicagilchrist803 Thanks!
_You have starved to death_ probably would've made better sense, but I liked the throwback (even though I literally have never played Oregon Trail)
:,)
WWWWWHATS UP GUYS TODAY I AM GONNA BE SHOWING YOU THE TOP TEN CRAZIEST OCEAN FACTS. BE SURE TO LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, AND HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL BECAUSE IT REALLY HELPS OUT THE CHANNEL AND ID REALLY APPRECIATE IT. YOU CAN ALSO SEE ALL OF MY SOCIALS DOWN IN THE DESCRIPTION AND YOU CAN SUPPORT ME ON PATREON. THAT WOULD REALLY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND IT HELPS TO KEEP CONTENT LIKE THIS FREE FOR EVERYONE. THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAYCON EARBUDS. MORE ABOUT THEM IN JUST A MOMENT. SO GUYS WITHOUT FURTHER ADO THIS IS THE TOP TEN CRAZIEST OCEAN FACTS
It's because this is just a tiktok compilation lol
Personally I've always had a rational fear of the sea because we know 0 about anything bro
I wouldn't go underwater in the middle of the ocean but I still love to go
in the coast. Would you?
@@andyviliani6931 I wouldnt deep dive in the middle, way too much is unknown about it, and we dont exactly have the research to create a surefire way to learn ya know
0 things is a bit much
I mean we now about 25 percent but yea I would never go somewhere deep
@@_baki-hanma_ 25% sounds about right tbh
My biggest fear in life has always been being dropped in the middle of the ocean. I am terrified of the ocean. TERRIFIED. Nice to see a video like this by someone who gets it.
Then you should probably not look up the story of soldiers surviving for over a week in the middle of the ocean whilst sharks dismembered them.
@@2DReanimation oh I know all about that s**t and it’s the very reason why I don’t trust anyone who says sharks aren’t maneaters!
Every carnivore can become a man eater, if your edible then your in their menu, though at first they were just checking you out
@@Hannah-jw8do Then you might have a phobia cause that def ain't rational lol.
Feel ya bruh, same here. Even just deep waters, like neck deep is already giving panick. You so microscopic in the ocean and you have no idea what's looking at you from around/below😱
Dunni watcha talkin bout. The ocean is incredible!! Doesn't it make you all giddy and excited inside to know that we've only just discovered such a small portion of it? The amount of things that could be there gets me so happy
This man should become a comedian
I'm fucking dying over his jokes
It was so funny
FRRRR
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@@trillkhi1943 Naw
I agree
"That was the angel shark and it's the worst Call of Duty player you'll ever meet"
Yup, a master camper
Hello again
Hmm I saw your brother on this other channel some guy with a mustache 🤔
sup
everywhere i go i see you
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Perfect balance of facts, jokes, images and pace. Dopeass channel 👍💪
"Activate you life insurance in less than 2 hours."
This guy has found more ways to say "It'll kill you." than avatar.
“Puff puff pass away” 💀 💀
“Connect you to God’s wifi” ✋🏽 😭
“He’s already past tense”
“He might not be an angel but could turn you into one.” 😂
"Not an angel but will turn u into one"
💀💀
The most scariest part of the ocean is you never know if there is an unknown creature even an unknown entity residing in here also
Like Cthulhu
@@mitrahispana4119 after seeing that first squid, the possibility of Cthulhu seems more real
That's the interesting part, there's always more to see and learn 🤩
@@king-fool yes
Cthlu is not real its a made up story snd if cthulu was real would found long time aho
Whys everyone dissing the long armed squid? He's just chilling at 15,000 tryna get some food
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Yeah! He isn't hurting you
@@noalapizza-paella3986 yeah he's not hurting anyone.
What do you guys think the dude's like? I'd say he's a chill dude who likes sipping on a hot chocolate watching Netflix all day
@@TheUnavator I think he might prefer tea
"But don't worry,"
Oh thank goodne-
"It gets worse."
*OH MY GOODNESS*
My reaction as well
"It always gets worse"
Eeeee I was scared I thought I was saved!!
Lol
Is that a cute girl joke?
Can we just talk about how creative and hilarious this guy is with phrases for dying
Honestly this niggas vocabulary is superb 😂👌🏾
"He may not be an angel but he'll turn you into one" 💀
"connect you to God's wifi" did me in 🤣
I wish he would go a wee bit slower so that I can savor and file away some of the funny stuff he says. And he says it with a matter of fact and almost bored look on his face! Love it!
I love your videos! I just wish you could go a wee bit slower so i can savor and file away some of the funny stuff you say. Good stuff!
I've never agreed with a headline to a clip more in my life😂😂😂
I love this man's brain.
The eloquence, the metaphors, the verbal skill, combined with creativity and wild imagination.
I'd buy any book he'd write.
SAME LMFAO
@@truebiggirllover9301 u can tell? How can u tell? How old is this kid? & I’ve met some smart fkn kids before. Hell one kid I knew was doing college work in middle school.
He does have a book
Exactly!
@@maserbantez link?
Hood Nature: “The ocean is dangerous and filled with death”
marine biologists: “pufferfish look funny”
😭😭
He makes me laugh so hard it hurts.
My favourite lines include:
"They live in God's attic."
"Australia is Satan's basement."
"Which isn't a good thing; they need to stay in hell."
"Don't worry. It gets worse."
"Take you off the census."
"Australia plays on veteran difficulty."
Everything he ever said to describe otters, wolverines and that general family.
What about cone snails turning you into an angel?
"connect you to god's wi-fi"
Australian crack tweety
"unsubscribe from life"
Australia"s death penalty for mistaking a stone for a fish... Damn...
0:00 - Bigfin Squid
0:56 - Disturbing Whale Facts
2:28 - Stone Fish
3:27 - Cone Snail
4:26 - Angel Shark
5:10 - Manta Ray
6:08 - Hippopotamus
7:01 - Kookaburra
Ty
0:56 whats the songs name?
Bro that pink manta ray looking like a shiny Pokémon
lmao
Ok I'll love this guy. He is literally spitting facts
Jokes is funnier then my life.
And some people wondered why the ocean terrified me.
Hey I know you
Hood science
The YCU is expanding (TH-camr cinematic universe)
Duds got jokes for real for real😂😂
“Instantly take you off the census”
“Activate your life insurance in 2 hours”
The way he describes death is comical asf😂
Connect to gods WiFi. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
"He may not be an angel but hell turn you into one" IM ABOUT TONPASS AWAY 🤣
yes
They don’t just use one though like Tyson to be on and combos
Mannequin challenge to homicide
If you look up at a manta Ray in one of those sea world tunnels, they look like they're smiling at you.
This is my favorite animal fact and I implore you all to find out what I mean 🥺
Can we be friends?-
AW THATS SO CUTE
I wanna like but I’ll mess up the 444
I live in Australia and I'm glad to say that most of us only see deadly animals once
Well, of course only once 💀
Wow, I’m sad you haven’t seen one yet
@@odstat1949 bruh 💀
Because it only takes once.
Of course.
Also genuine thought unrelated to the joke wouldn't what an Australian think of as dangerous be skewed from what people from other parts of the world consider dangerous?
"The African Homicide Horse".. I have NEVER heard a Hippo called that, but will never call them anything else... ROTFLMFAO!!
Bruh-hippos are the truth! Lol
i cant believe youve never heard a hippo been called that
@@hanakoskokeshidoll I've clearly lead a sheltered life.... I need to get out more.. lmao.
Oh just wait till what you hear what orcas are called
As someone who has lived right next to the ocean her entire life, the ocean is exceedingly dangerous if you don’t take necessary precautions. I go surfing almost every day but I can confirm that I have had one too many near death experiences. Please stay safe if you go in the ocean
"African homicide horse" "A bipolar tank with roid rage" This guy is hilarious, great vid.
Also, "Pufferfish-assaulting sea quagmire" had me pause the video to laugh.
Australian crack tweety
Malicious water waffle.
I'm fucking dead bro 💀
If the ocean ain't getcha my man's humour be the death of yall 😂😂☠️👏👏
Meanwhile in a alternative universe:
"Why I would go to the ocean first before swallowing a cactus".
*throat a cactus
This is one of those comments that aren't really funny
@@yousfiabdelali yeah it was funny but not enough to make anyone laugh or crack a smile
This is actually a very funny well thought type of comment which I can never come up with and I love it. I also laughed quite loud. The guys above me probably swallow the ocean first before going to the cactus.
@@sixqm2 it's reddit-level humor
The African homicide horse is the best name i could ever imagine
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
I died at that moment. My obituary will be in tomorrow's paper
🤣🤣🤣
Another guy did one and called an aligator the American murder log
@@frankieomega3140 hoped you started printing shirts
This guys’ punchlines are the shit. Makes it difficult to stop watching
you got time to puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away. lmao
@@maddogpatches That is the funniest thing
I read this as "this guys punchlines are shit" and was about to roast you
Me too. Good thing we rechecked though!😀😌
I absolutely love your content and I am happy your channel was recommended to me‼️😌✨
“connect you to god’s wifi”😂😂
Took me out dawg 💀
Like that fish
came in here to write this..! I'm dyin'
NOT MY WIFI.
“Throat a cactus” is not an English phrase I ever thought I’d need to learn. 😂
Lmao I started laughing so hard when I read just the title. That actually sounds painful but hey, anything is a pp if you're brave enough and have some imagination
@John Gona did the man not say anything
This guy's jokes 🤣 Should be a teacher and kids will remember more lmao
true lmaoo; he's funny af
I'm so lucky to have had a chemistry teacher like this guy
@That One Crying Crow the first time i rewatched the teacher's recording
The bloop was one of my fascinations as a 9-10 year old kid. After I learned it was just the sound of a glacier, I was disappointed, as you can assume
"remove yourself from the census"
"connect to God's WiFi"
"activate your life insurance policy"
*LOL* 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Within 2 hours 😂
Seriously. How many ways can you say "you die"?
"these sharks could go from mannequin challenge to homicide... he may not be an angel but he may turn you into one " 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
"But don't worry, it gets worse.."
I hadn't even considered their heartbeats being loud holy shit
kookaburra sitting on the electric wire,
jumping up and down cause his pants on fire,
laugh,
kookaburra laugh,
kookaburra laugh,
and thats the end.
The scariest thing about that hell squid is that either we just don't have the tech to catch an adult or they don't live long enough for there to be many adults for us to catch, in which case the two options are they don't live long after exiting adolescence or there's something scarier than them that eats them, and I don't mean sperm whales because they don't dive 15,000 ft.
Thats a really good point, the thought gives me nightmares
Everybody gangsta till the ocean satellite has predators
or they're smart enough to not get caught 👀 those things could've been here since day one lol
@@lias8006 Equally terrifying nevertheless.
@@lias8006 lemme just time travel a few million years in the past and check brb
“That country is a national treasure and Satan’s jungle gym” lmao trueeeeeeee
“Once u get to that point u better start Printing out shirts because u finna be on one” -casual geographic
Imagine that squid is just an alien come from a different planet trying to evolve its way up to the surface of the water.
Jesus that sounds terrifying
Damn but why more nightmares 😐
LMAO its probably confused af
@@hotpikachu
Once it evoles on land and sees all the shit humans have been up to it’s gonna be like “ait time to head back to the ocean 😐”
It's an alien 😄. Like us.
“You had enough time for a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away” had me wheezing 😂
As a born and raised Floridian, I can’t imagine not swimming in the ocean. I learned to swim at 3 and spent all of my time at the beach. There’s so many animals and reefs and sunken objects to see underwater.
And sharks really aren’t as scary as people think. 95% of them aren’t big enough to see you as potential prey, like they’re still passive fish mode, and they’re just vibin’.
Like, I’m way more nervous around alligators than sharks, because alligators ambush you out of nowhere.
I'll never forget my 1st time swimmimg out from the Sarasota-Bradenton bay and encountering a huge manatee!
@@tiffanyvalencia8415 I’m from Sarasota!! I know the exact estuary you were probably at, it’s full of manatees. Such cool animals, chill vibes only for the manatees.
Oh yeah alligators are way meaner than sharks.
@@CharlieApples thank you for reaching out about this! I miss so much about the area. I used to walk the bay trail from my neighborhood on Westmorland Dr past the historical museum homes, stopping in at the fish shack to buy some cheap smoked mullet for a snack 🤗
@@tiffanyvalencia8415 I miss Sarasota so much. I lived off Bee Ridge on one of those streets with the super narrow one lane roads lmao. My uncle was a Merchant Marine captain who lived on a houseboat at Marina Jack, so I spent a lot of time on the water with him.
I wish I could afford to move back there, but gentrification hit Sarasota/Bradenton so hard in the past 15 years. The old house I used to live in was bulldozed years ago. It’s so sad what’s happening to coastal Florida.
I got stung by a stonefish once.
I was freaking out and in so much pain I made my friend cry because I nearly convinced him to cut my leg off.
I was ready to lose a leg to make the pain go away
What medical treatment did you get? If you don't mind sharing.
@@ceebeetan I got a shot when I arrived at hospital.
Jesus Christ . I’m sorry you experienced that.
Oh shoot, i swam in an ocean where it lives once and that was my biggest fear. Whenever i saw anything that seemed even remotely suspicious I swam at least 10 meters away
One of my friends was gonna go scuba diving in Australia, and he had said that was his biggest concern about the whole thing
"Toxic enough to activate your life insurance in less than 2 hours" 😂😂😂
My dad stepped on stone fish when he was in his 40, and he's 70 now with a nerve problem on his left leg, specialist suggest that because of the stonefish from 30 years ago. And it's not even the dangerous kind.
“Came from a rock not a whale that already has” 💀🤣
the way he talks about the most dangerous and disturbing animals while making jokes every once in a while is hilarious
"But don't worry,...✨it only gets worse✨
The most motivational thing I've heard today
Every one of these videos makes me feel fully justified in my crippling fear of deep water.
Wanna know why so many people are afraid of heights and the ocean? It's because we are and were never meant to be there. Our home is here, and if we go up or down, we enter their home. No matter how much we fight while in the air or underwater, it doesn't make much difference because we're not supposed to screw around there
Facts, but airplanes be like:
The sheer number of ways this man can say "this demon spawn can make the rest of your life an absolute hell" is astounding.
Part of the reason why I watch these videos is because of this guy’s hundred different ways to say, “You’re gonna die if you screw with this animal.”
“Activate your life insurance in less than two hours...” Perfect phrasing...
You are the funniest person to go to for animal facts. Even the titles make me laugh uncontrollably.
The way he cracks jokes and telling you how extremely dangerous animals are is extraordinary
Keep up the good work👌🏾👌🏾
the magnapinna squid (the animal at the beginning of the video) likely doesn't have suckers powerful enough to grab things . Just remember that down there , there's little that reaches the size necessary for suckers. These guys actually eat stuff like zooplankton so you have absolutely nothing to worry about. It is not a jellyfish, and it doesn't sting either.
Doesn't excuse the fact it looks like a lovecraftian God and needs to be purged
How does it even bring the food to its mouth
@@donutboi969 ok? Youre probably ugly as hell but nobody says you should die because of it
Of course I don't have to worry about it. We would would get crushed because of the pressure of being kilometers underwater before anything could even think of trying to kill us
@@TheVoidIsCold I agree
Subnautica starting to look more and more possible every day.
Literally what I thought with that deep sea squid.
The terrifying thing is, a good amount of the life forms in subnautica are perfectly plausible. There could be a multiple leviathan class life forms that want to make sure whatever your doing is worth it.
I wish there was a deep quiet dark area in subnautica with those creepy ass squids
@@bubbyt were fine until somebody finds the Reaper chilling somewhere
What If Sammy is real?
...Entering ecological dead zone...
"he may not be an angel but he will turn you into one" 😂😂
For a while, NASA actually tried to dig around in the ocean. They stopped in 1978, and I can only assume they found something that made them all want to leave the planet ASAP.
Edit: Correction, they are still doing some stuff in the ocean
yooooo thats a wild thought but possible lmao
How does one dig 'around' the ocean? The Ocean surrounds everything.
You mean, they just started digging at different locations throughout the ocean?
@@elgoog7830 what do you mean by "everything" ?
You mean, the ocean sorround the sun and the stars ?
@@elgoog7830 They were just exploring the ocean. Maybe they did actually dig into the ground under it at some point, I don't know. I just know that one day NASA decided to leave the ocean alone.
They found yo mama
It's crazy that intelligent animals like that mantaray totally comprehend that humans are intelligent beings capable of empathy, that will help them if we're able. That's just incredible
Imagine what we will find in the ocean ( well 20% has been explored but there's always that 1% that truly bizarre and unpredictable).
*We’ve already seen shit like the telescope fish, angler fish and Poseidon’s new sleep paralysis demon/the big fin squid so it’s absolutely anyone’s fucking guess as to what unholy abominations will be found next.*
@@Zadanoire
I guess too much time in darkness doesn't just make humans lose the need for attractiveness.
20%? More like 5%
@@danielflanard8274 **wheezes**
@@Zadanoire
Speaking my language
As a fish keeper I second this haha they are hungry for anything that hits the water
"I'm not scared of them being in the water"
"I'm scared of being in the water with them"
I love how he combines actual facts with just being funny
Imagine if what was shown in some photos as a Kraken wrapping its massive tentacles around ships, is actually an adult big fin squid
Rip ships then
Honestly its probable if you think about it. Before humans made the ocean their new roads, I imagine that squid had free reign over the entire ocean if it pleased. Having to do combat with humans and their ships (giving us the stories about the Kraken) probably killed off a good amount of the species that choose to feed in the shallows as compared to these T-Posing Tentacle Trappers that hunt in the dark deep below. We should thank our ancestors for finding and fighting them first. Who knows what would happen if the Kraken stories were happening NOW. I mean...at least we'd hopefully still cause the same selection to take place...
Then the level of 'nope' has escalated to 'fuck this shit, I'm out'
S͜͡t͜͡i͜͡l͜͡l͜͡ j͜͡u͜͡s͜͡t͜͡ a͜͡s͜͡ b͜͡a͜͡d͜͡.
@@ChivalrousThief_Zelnir I have an EXTREME fear of squids so if they were around in theory i would probably die from shock asap
As someone who’s been in the ocean literally countless times and has always emerged unscathed, it sounds like you just want to do something sus with a cactus
I was already terrified of the ocean.
Gimme that cactus.